The Worst Types Of Medic

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Medics come in all shapes and sizes, some are obviously better than others.

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

The timid medic is actually the evolution of the accident prone. After enough time they just say to themselves, I am never dying again! So they crouch behind their team cowering in fear. It's a sad cycle.

[@trentlindsey7401]

If you use a moon stone then accident prone becomes overly aggressive medic

[@Elenrai]

Ah so they are like redditors or 4chan users!

[@spacetoast4874]

I fear no death I was born in cancer Molded by csgo I can not not die

[@1mariomaniac]

It can also be the result of a normal medic that's in the same server as someone with 2000 hours on spy lol

[@ironhelmet1750]

Accident prone medic also has a second evolution and evolve into the sour medic because they will blame their team for not protecting them properly

[@spaceheart7513]

I love when somebody called medic and you can’t catch up to them to heal them

[@Guppyg53]

I love when they are angry that you won't follow them into the fire of like 5 enemy soldiers and ignore the rest of the team to do it

[@thatfiremanguy3033]

GuppyG *12 enemy soldiers

[@zaryellllyyy]

I also love it when a Soldier needs healing and when I start healing him he bloody rocket jumps to some faraway land

[@AutoSugaR_]

Scunts As a scout main, and when playing medic, i just shake my head. Dude, just wait for a sec so the medic can catch up, and when you get healed, the medic mirrors your speed, so you can help him get to the frontlines faster Medics, buff the scouts, and scouts, wait for the medics if you call

[@cadaverous6]

True pain Screaming from halfway across the map, then getting pissed when I don’t get there, or that one person who won’t stop calling me and expects me to follow them into a fleet of others that will gladly kill me.

[@disc_00]

How it feels to be a Dr. Oblivious: Ok this guy needs heals, imma heal- wait where did he go and why am i in the middle of the enemy team- oh there's someone else that needs heals

[@neonblade8591]

then the cycle repeats

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Yes

[@ImKirb]

the ADHD medic experience

[@jktoons3427]

@@ImKirb lmao yes

[@partydonut214]

Me in a nutshell

[@mrnoob918]

Most pocket medics are mostly new medics that just watch “meet the medic” and notice that the medic mostly healed the heavy so they think that there job and doesn’t notice medic a class that need to heal everyone

[@drdan6443]

but they forgot when he healed scout and demo.

[@mati28287]

@@drdan6443 > _mostly_ healed the heavy

[@sapphireaurora9634]

To be honest that was me when I first started. Healing and following the heavy, if other people needed healing I would get them out of the red, but then back into the heave. I'm better now, but I die a lot more because I'm more aggressive with demos and what not.

[@ConductorCatnip]

I'm kinda surprised that people see medic like that. Let alone not heal all your team mates like you should

[@g.t.3186]

New Medics are so oblivious, I love them. One time this level 1 guy kept pocketing me, another Medic, and I had to keep telling him to go heal someone else and to be frank it was adorable.

[@SeaguIISoup]

I used to be the medic that couldn’t survive for more than a minute *Once when I was playing, 5 people had a domination on me*

[@FDG323]

Off those are rookie numbers wait until 9 people are dominating you

[@dimitriosv.3446]

Hey guys, i heard my name?

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

That's the worst luck, the highest Dominations on my head is 2 and I usually get 1 revenge either by assist or accident

[@justrndmguy5653]

Im basically shit luck Medic and Overly aggressive

[@paninbed8491]

You fool, I was being dominated by the whole enemy team, AS AN ENGINEER

[@danieljackson4965]

"He's like a slightly portable dispenser." That's exactly what a medic is, except people take better care of a dispenser than defending a medic

[@supersquirrel0612]

daniel jackson it’s so true tho XD

[@taureon_]

true, had 3 lads defend my dispenser in badwater's roof area so it wouldn't get blown up

[@no1normal750]

Too real

[@o__o.6212]

As an engie player, I can say that THIS IS A LIE

[@no1normal750]

@@o__o.6212 as a main of both let me tell you it IS true

[@KaptainCnucklz]

I'm the accident prone medic. I just always die. It could be no one on the other team, but I'll still accidentally die.

[@siniapvagicake8821]

same here lol

[@serioustable8659]

Or you're healing a demoman and he stickybomb launches off a cliff while you have quick fix

[@squarewaves5]

Kaptain Cnucklz same but also i don't know how to charge the healing gun so i try to use the seringue gun instead but i do move around tho

[@charadreemurr3376]

same, just finished a pub where everyone gunned for me. Had to switch to Vita-Saw to actually be able to pop some Ubers now and then.

[@darkness74185]

I'm the accident prone and the semi-nervous wreck,I can be sitting on the point in suijin healing 5 people at the same time,and all of the sudden they went to spawncamp and left me with 2 spies and an overextending unusual caberman.......and they STILL blamed me for losing that match

[@jerma984]

The worst type of medic is the one that only uploads once a month.

[@inlander.wentruz]

rekt

[@stealthy3244]

get facked

[@samuelsabatino9857]

lol

[@engieturtle8463]

Caboose Banana yup your wright

[@1ard]

i think the term your looking for is... Awsome! :D

[@shane_toon]

The first ever time I played tf2 was on cp_steel and I was a medic, the first class... I thought yelling "MEDIC" would attract the team to me for some healing, my mind was going through like a hospital, injured teammates go to the medic area or some sort. I didn't understand.

[@Comment_User]

lol

[@luigifan4585]

Shane Toon You were kinda right for pressing E as Medic, but only as an indicator for your team as to where you are

[@sarips841]

Shane Toon lol "medic area"

[@CptSourcebird]

Eh you are not technically wrong. The others will know where you are, as in your team.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

It works for bots and player medics will at least be alerted to your location... Just nobody will go all that far just to heal you (after all, it is kinda pointless if you'd die before they even get close, in which case they just left the others for nothing).

[@filmsoft662]

I have a friend who mainly plays soldier, while as a medic I don’t pocket him, I prioritize him when pushing. But everytime i have a beam on him and say I have an uber, I die, just like that. “Hey, I got an uber” *sniped* “Uber ready” *backstabed* “Uber’s full” *random crit* “Hey my uber’s ready so we should-“ *bodyshotted by kritzed sniper*

[@some_dummyhead9880]

This happens to me aswell except i cant get out of spawn

[@akmask1258]

snipers... snipers everywhere...

[@Sandvichman.]

"Hey, I got uber." "Killer Queen has already touched that medigun!" "With my stand, Unbesiegbarer, I will never die! I have several different ways to avoid your stand's attack. Your stand is USELESS! MUDAMUDAMUDA!" *Kira gets rekt* "Y-your stand may be s-strong, but that invincibility can only last for so long." *Uber wears off, but the gun has already been dropped* *Kira goes for the big* *T O U C H* *Medic dodges, and Kira accidentally touches the explosive Medigun. He dies.* *Medic dies from splash damage.*

[@AbsurdlyLudicrous724]

Why hello there, Mr. Accident Prone!

[@runicjester6926]

Relatable

[@fluffyeevee383]

I love how when Array is doing footage for The Remora Medic, he has to stop healing a scout in the red. His experience told him to heal them out of the red but stopped because he was supposed to be pretending to be a bad medic

[@walvens3080]

Sorry, accident prone here. It's wierd, I always have my heal target between me and the front lines, but there's always that one stray pill or sentry fire or crocket that sends me back to resupply.

[@Elenrai]

That is probably down to players like me that know they cannot beat actual skillful players, so I just resort to being so fucking stupid that I outstupid their skills

[@ghostyoda7379]

@@Elenrai well that's me sometimes with Heavy when I use Buffalo Steak Sandvich + any meelee. Idk how do I survive sometimes with that combo

[@trickynorton]

I would like to call myself a “frontline” medic. I am always on the move constantly healing to any call of the word medic. And I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. With a PAN.

[@pieguy6992]

Array: there are no medics in casual Me: there are too many medics, I don’t want to be the third medic on my team

[@christopherbuckenhamphotog368]

A 3 medic team can be fun if you stager your ubercharges that takes communication

[@josephsulaiman9959]

@@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 its casual lol good luck getting anyone to work together

[@taureon_]

a 3 medic team is amazing if they are good at teamwork

[@christopherbuckenhamphotog368]

@@taureon_ I have two friends who I found while playing TF2 together we've done things like ubercharge and critskriege at the same time we mostly us the crusaders crossbow or blutssager and Uber saw. We do get accused of hacking however

[@dimitriosv.3446]

BE THE THIRD

[@spycrab2142]

I'm the wrong place wrong time medic

[@IllllIIllllI]

MEDIC IS A SPY!

[@thesneakymemedealer]

Spy Crab i thought you cute guys were extinct. Glad i was mistaken

[@MahriKing14]

I'm Heavy main with Australium and Unusual, and I'm F2P Medic magnet

[@lookpuke3522]

how many pockets at a time do you get on average?

[@lyraharrow3005]

lookpuke I can answer this as well, as I have the same thing going on: 2. At once. Ubered and Kritzed at the same time. I love it when that happens.

[@lookpuke3522]

the ultimate pushing machine invincible lazor dispenser

[@sovietdoggo6265]

you might e the only heavy main along side me i also get pocketed as well

[@0o.anubis.o036]

Andrew Holt I'm a heavy main.

[@deputyrook6232]

i am the accident prone. but with every single class.

[@kixx9070]

ONE MAN DOUCHEBAG APOKALYPSE no you’re just bad

[@TheSherriea1]

KiXX Rude Jerk.

[@obamacare3031]

sherrie harden it's true tho

[@TheSherriea1]

Obama Care We Need More Obama Care instead Of Donald Care.

[@jester6819]

Same.

[@Gamerguy826]

"The nervous wreck" Yup. That's me when I play medic. Being an Engineer main myself, I can't stand being backstabbed or sniped just as I'm about to pop an uber. Also, calling the Medic a mobile dispenser is not exactly wrong.

[@ElWaldirBraz]

I am main heavy and i like play engineer, i have several traumas about spy and snipers

[@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st]

Well as a decently good medic myself, ill help you with snipers and spies for snipers, best thing you can do is put you and a large group of teammates between his weapon, he cant shoot you if you are covered, but if you have a team about as reliable as amazon shipping for litter pickers, just bhop everywhere, its surprising how hard it can make snipers job and make you faster than normal. do it even when your safe, it can help you against stray rockets by surfing them, and help against heavy gunfire with its spread as far as china's population, it can even help you against spies as you might accidentally jump on their head while he tries to stab you AND bhopping makes you faster than him. so yea, just bhop. for spies, stay near your team, ESPECIALLY PYROS, phlog pyros are still the best for spies and Extreme amount of kills in a single uber, but also make sure to look behind you often, but not while your just "moving", do it while in fighting, because spies strike when everyone is distracted.

[@codenamegamma]

Dear ArraySeven, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 8 minute video getting called out for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write a comment telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a Newborn, Mr.Accident Prone, and a Remora, a Overly Agressive, a Nervous Wreck, Dr.Oblivious and a Sour Kraut. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Medic Players.

[@ArraySeven]

Dear codenamegamma Anyone who is commenting "what medic they are" is doing that by themselves, never do i ask people to say what suits them better. There are plenty of good medics out there. These are just the types I find are the most difficult to play with. Sincerely Everyone's, Array

[@codenamegamma]

i think you missed the joke. have you never seen The Breakfast Club?

[@1ard]

ohh! look a penny! :D

[@tophatteddolphin3739]

Honestly just stop you are no longer welcome to the comments land.

[@ArraySeven]

Sorry man, never seen it :P my bad.

[@abandonedaccountlel7605]

I wish there was a "nvm medic" button cuz sometimes I call for medic then I find a med kit and I just feel like a jerk when I pick it up just as the medic is rushing towards me

[@sud1881]

Don’t pick up medkits if medic is coming because it makes him lose Uber build

[@sud1881]

Also you can use a bind

[@pepsiman397]

I am accident prone but with every class.

[@shaharbruck]

the worst type of medic are the ones that upload once in 4 weeks (;

[@lemonlite_]

Lol:). שחר ברוק

[@h4pee]

שחר ברוק kek

[@freezeframe3533]

Array report to burn ward

[@pitig1970]

feel The burn

[@ShebbyYT]

I prefer Quality over Quantity, but 4 weeks for a less then 10 minute vid is a little much

[@PaintedCreeper]

I'm a doctor oblivius + accident prone. I hardly stay alive for 20 seconds

[@itsaneternityinthere]

I'm That, + The Remora Med

[@Snoudy.5203]

im accident prone medix

[@alicesmith3698]

Painted Kek I'm none of these I know where to be and where not,I will push with my team, I never get salty and I never overextend unless with a uber and a solider/demo

[@jaderabbit898]

Call me the Accident Prone and Nervous Reck

[@TheSherriea1]

Xander Shukites Ewwwww Your Stupid icon.

[@tTaseric]

79% Accident prone 21% Nervous Wreck

[@alastorafoxx8625]

I'm not that bad a medic, however, while playing as him, I cannot kill anything even if my life depended on it!

[@LargeHadronAnusCollider]

Melee pyros and taunt for glory my friend its very satisfying

[@spynyi]

Use blutsogger or crossbow or bonesaw or ubersaw (For da crits!)

[@shrekisgod8484]

I just can’t hit someone with the bonesaw - miss - - miss - - trickstabbed -

[@lol-dm8wx]

If you absolutely need to defend yourself against a flanking scout or whatever, equip the blutsauger. It's healing on hit will make your survivability shoot way up in mid to close range combat. That's if your team doesn't offer to protect you and just keeps firing forward.

[@Aysentaro]

you forget the medics that crouch walk behind the heavys

[@UnknowinglyDerpy]

That would be a variation on the Remora Medic

[@invenblocker]

Crabmora

[@notaspy3751]

Aysentaro Technically there is reasonable, because heavies have lots of Heath and medics don't, so they need some form of protection.

[@blurplepie]

I'll admit. I'm an "Accident prone" medic. I just die. Constantly. Even though i'm moving and groving around the battlefields like a jumping fish out of it's proverbial waters, I just die, die, die die, die die die. And on the off chance that I DON'T die, A rocket comes along for me to surf the blast, and crater to the earth like an egg off of the empire state building. It's not a good life.

[@Sapphireeyes104]

Yeoj Codia same here too

[@gardenoir6176]

This was me. Not the video, that's way more aggro than I played, but died constantly

[@tomato_tom]

/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc

[@nathangrif6152]

Same. I can't figure out why I still play after so many deaths. There's something about playing the Medic and I just don't know.

[@LittleJobu]

I have lost so many 80% ubers to Random crit rockets

[@hoenntrainer3422]

When you love being a Medic, because it's an amazing job to heal your team, but you also hate being Medic, because everyone on your team may be pretty stupid, like your Soldier rocket jumping away from you, leaving you alone, and cold, out in the open. Appreciate your Medics!

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Hoenn Trainer34 Mayornaise

[@UnknowinglyDerpy]

unless you're the overly aggressive running the Quick-Fix, trying to follow a rocket jumping solly never ends with a good time

[@D.Dragon]

Hoenn Trainer34 except for when they're playing for their own purposes only.

[@sonya9632]

The "Why are we still here?" meme describes playing med in pubs perfectly

[@cyan7244]

*Is there a specific title for Medics that intentionally heal enemy Spies?*

[@raviwolf9575]

Cham those are just trolls

[@Muffinmurdurer]

There's even a word in the dictionary for them: Cunts.

[@Shamershon]

Cham the you belong in overwatch medic

[@kilionduke9010]

Troll medics

[@nebulousboops4985]

Probably. Ive seen one.

[@someweirdwaffle977]

"Accident Prone Medic" I feel called out and personally attacked.

[@loermansw]

i feel like you missed one medic. the duo medic. they uber each other while building it with the ubersaw. invincible damage, constantly.

[@bleach4038]

that's not really a type of medic, they're just trying out weird strategies in casual

[@D.Dragon]

wesley loermans yeah, 'fun' is just an excuse for overextension when it comes to überchains.

[@iluvdawubz]

wesley loermans That's the "Uber-train"

[@bleach4038]

Seventh Heaven or uberchain, you pick

[@iluvdawubz]

775234 The One It's more of a trian becuase it's really hard to stop it

[@johannes4123]

I zig-zag between the overconfident and the nervous wreck

[@UltraWeebMaster]

I'd say I'm a very "skilled accident prone" I'm really good at the healing part But god forbid someone targets me, I'm cowering behind my soldier, bumping into walls, and cornering myself What I'm saying is, when my team has the advantage, I excel in keeping them that way, but fire a few shells into my ass, and that all turns around, and people start to wonder where I went...

[@UltraWeebMaster]

I'm not really skilled at combat, the syringe gun's lead is way too high for me to acquire moving, strafing, or those god damn jumping guys...

[@zozihn8047]

JerTehPiggy It might be your sensitivity setting, try playing around with it. I've found I prefer very low sensitivity and plenty of desk space. I drag my mouse using my shoulder and arm instead of my wrist. This also minimizes my risk of getting an RSI from flicking my wrist. I don't use a mousepad or a wrist-rest, as they put a severe damper on the range of movement that I have during a game.

[@tomato_tom]

/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc

[@Eli-uo7nj]

Wait a minute... *WHERE IS THE TURTLE MEDIC!?* 🐢

[@Michael-eg3rs]

turtle medic? never heard of that one

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

Michael Bobb I think it's equal to the "pocket medic"

[@freakingoutwolf7487]

Wtfh is a turtle medic?

[@frenemy6030]

I think a Turtle Medic means that your Medic is slow af. Maybe the Paranoid Medic, to make it short.

[@jessechalif2428]

the worst slavic mapper that’s called a “pocket medic”

[@enggelintungadi8729]

Bruh healing scout is useful when you are on long map ever. Healing scout can boost your speed by double.

[@n.valentine6236]

After watching this, I feel like I'm Mr. Accident Prone and sometimes Mr. Overly-Aggressive. :/

[@Pegasvs]

Same

[@alfredkruse1517]

Same here as well

[@MOCHiVonKarma]

Is it weird that I'm the nervous wreck when I play medic....

[@callumjones7795]

You need to leave your spawn. its a big world out there for us Medics.

[@lud4066]

I am the Accident Prone medic. Like holy shit this class is a crit magnet. Still fun tho.

[@journeysadventurist]

Noob medic: *watches meet the medic video* During gameplay: “ohh so I heal this guy and not anyone else! * heals full HP heavy instead of a soldier with 10/200 HP *

[@your2966]

LOL

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

That's the equivalent of making a horse armor joke about oblivion. Everyone knows, everyone's made that joke for 10 years, you're beating the horse's skeleton at this point.

[@oimate1958]

@@bigpurpleflower2185 thank you for putting this into words.

[@getgle]

@@bigpurpleflower2185 nah when i started out I thought you were supposed to only heal heavy.

[@icantpretend726]

@@bigpurpleflower2185 You mean trying to poke the dust leftover from its long-gone skeleton.

[@MacMashPotato]

That one where they heal only one character, ive literally seen like 4 medics do this with one heavy in the same match.

[@soupcake3092]

Once a demo was getting attacked by the entire enemy team and there was not a single other teamate in sight. So i ubered him. Then he went full on retreat. Then i went full sour kraut. Infact next time i saw him in trouble, i laughed at him instead of healing him.

[@loermansw]

he had it coming. sour kraut is allowed, if it has the reason to be. but please never, EVER sour kraut if you can help it. salty? go right ahead, get it out of your system.

[@Color_Splsh]

Nerdy Nachos that sounds like something that happened to me, i was playing demo, got ubered, i didn't know what was happening to me, retreated and later the medic didnt help me when i needed it

[@Pacca64]

Might have run out of ammo :T

[@kimehrenschiold1693]

I am the unlucky medic. I had full uber out comes a random crit sticky. you get the picture

[@susancapulong6335]

A Person So, a rocket jumping soldier market gardens you while standing on the crit sticky?

[@awesomesausome1557]

susan capulong probably

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

Ainsley Harriot Congo into a sawblade

[@falteringnews]

I am definitely the Mr. Oblivious Medic, while i am getting better.. I still am terrible. Although, i do at least have a valid reason! I have Asperges- which slows my reaction time, A.D.D- bad for concentrating, Erlynes- Eye condition that can actually cause tunnel-vision.. Although i will admit, these mean nothing and if anything, just means i should work harder and put in more effort. Just thought i had to point out, some people don't have control over these things. Though don't misunderstand, i love your videos and really appreciate how they let me learn what i need to work on!

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

Fearless Fenrir hey but aspergers people tend to be really smart so just use that smarts and try to predict the opponent instead of trying to react. Well really smart at one subject at least.

[@gabsmcdead4855]

I think it's more your add, I have Asperger's too and we'll I'm still mostly shit, but it's because my brain moves faster than my hands and I just black out and stand there like a living target because I overthink lol

[@eddiesmagiccookies5050]

Good job on keeping on improving despite difficulties!

[@lupadapupa1957]

ADHD is so true :(

[@dimitriosv.3446]

Yet you still are being a medic, you are a fricken legend. Keep up the good work and remember to use the cheese grater toilet paper

[@chinsaw2727]

I once was in a game with a battle medic that was also a server stomper. They were the best battle medic I have ever seen and probably will ever see.

[@phantomdoge7112]

*sigh* i remember the first time i played medic, it was on a map of payload and we were on defense i noticed our team had no medics so naive me tryed to fill in that roll. man was i good, my team even congratuated, to this day medic is probably my favorite class to play as besides pyro.😅

[@staryoshi06]

Yeah I feel like I play medic pretty decently when I choose to play him, although I do use the kritzkrieg and I dunno if that's a bad choice.

[@yeoldephish6416]

The kritzkrieg is fine, it just enables your pocket to do more damage at the expense of keeping them living.

[@PrincessSketch13]

Same here!! I've allways had this respect for medic, and when I found out I was pretty good I kinda mained at that, 😜

[@Infinite_Archive]

Why are you me? I'm me!

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

r/thathappened

[@Tebci]

I'm probably mix of Mr.Accident Prone, Overly aggressive Medic, and The nervous wreck depending on the amount of spies and pyro's

[@n.a.inactive1952]

I have a bind that say "I appreciate all your hard work Medic! Lots of love you :3" Just because I feel bad that they don't get that much thanks.

[@rusty6789]

Is it bad that i am slightly a nervous wreck when my uber is almost full and then overly aggressive when ubering?

[@desperandos]

PappaMC No, actually. When ubered, all you should do is push, push, push. You can't be punished if you can't die. However, you shouldnt try to jump into the enemy team with %10 uber left.

[@rompevuevitos222]

I fall under over agressive, in pubs i always go alone and go for kills with the default saw (ubersaw doesn't has enough DPS) and you would be suprised by how even being a noob, i got away with it, Medic has 150 HP and good speed as well as auto regen and general attraction for teammates who want their oeverheals, so even when it's going south someone pops-out of nowhere and i praise them with an overheal before heading out alone again. In casual i only go for the kill if my team dies and im alone, if im going down i may as well take someone with me, while healing i always give my back to my team to look for spies, and if i see one, i abandon everything in hopes to kill him

[@aetu35]

There is also the insane medic, I have a few of them as my friends. They are the type of people to only heal you because you divert the enemy's attention, jump into an enemy crowd and fill their faces with blutsauger needles and backstab spies about to backstab someone else. Though they almost always die, their confidence is impressive

[@CloudChaserTheBrony]

I fell into the accident wreck medic when I first started on med.... then I graduated to Accidentally oblivious, and finally have achieved competent accident prone med.

[@DaklogGaming]

That's a very descriptive timeline.

[@thesovietduck2121]

I'm the type of Medic that when someone presses E on the other side of the Map I die trying to get there

[@sojjjer]

I’m the medic who isn’t very good at medic but insists on being the team player and going for crossbow shots despite my complete lack of aiming skill

[@goose9735]

Lol the afk medic wasn't accurate enough! There is not 20 fucking demos mashing e in his face.

[@maimaiaspiringvtuber4601]

I’m that unlucky one, I used to be the play an old version of the game (before picking up buildings as Engi before), and I could pull out my bonesaw, and destroy anybody who dared contest me, whether he be Scout or Heavy. But now, I die the instant I even think about pulling out my weapon. And due to bad luck, I’m stuck with the freaking Overdose, because the game really wants to give me Pyro garbage that I’ll never use. Luckily I main Engi, because I actually freaking get items for him.

[@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st]

marketplace.tf sells items for literally 1p like what

[@SpringDavid]

Me playing medic: Enemy team: *_Finally a worthy oponent, our battle will be lengendary_*

[@KH-ls4vk]

I'm a perfection medic. Won't pocket until everyone nearby is in tip top shape. Including at least some overheal Crusaders crossbow Quik-fix Vita-Saw

[@slightlyinsane8324]

Kael Honeyman use the ubersaw

[@lookpuke3522]

could this be? the perfect medic? completely focused on the health of the entire team?

[@cijae368]

When you watch GermanPeter so much that other people's accents are weird.

[@s1ndrome117]

i am the type of nervous medic

[@naizendarker9960]

me too

[@emilygordbort7300]

I am Mr. Accident Prone. Fortunately, Array's guides have helped me immensely so more often than not I'm Mr. "Get caught in a room alone with 2 Soldiers, SOMEHOW escape, run all the way back to spawn for health (because I probably already took the nearby health packs from my previous scrapes and don't have time to wait), and then get picked by a random Spy 3 feet from the door" now. My team gets healed pretty well and more often than not I'm a deciding factor in my team winning, but no matter what I do or how much I prepare for every possible scenario, I'm inevitably going to die. A lot. It's gone beyond the typical "I should have turned around and jumped around to make sure Snipers and Spies can't hit me" and into "Death just has something against me." It's really fun to see how long I can postpone it though because it seems the longer I survive the more rediculous my death is and at this point it's kind of funny.

[@xkatholstaur]

I am SORT OF, but then again, Medic definitely shouldn't be in front of the team or capturing by himself.

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Same I’m also the accident prone

[@arandomperson46]

AstroGamer I’m always the accident prone. Even while playing a different class.

[@TheMadRatKing]

You’ve inspired me to become a great medic main through your videos and the tips you provide in them. Hop around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper, the medigun is your real primary, distribute healing evenly to everyone, pop an uber to save your own life if necessary. All your tips have made me a much better medic, and I feel so much more accomplished when I’m able to keep my team alive and fighting through tremendous odds. I play by your statement “the team with the better medic is more likely to connect boot with buttcheek”. Doesn’t really change the fact that I’m apparently a mr. Accident prone. I don’t even often put myself in the line of fire when healing, and even though I’m a frontline no-retreat kind of medic, I still try to stay behind cover and keep myself alive at all costs. And yet I always end up getting instantly killed some way or another out of nowhere. I haven’t even played or all that long and yet, if I had a nickel for every time I slipped off a cliff, got smashed with a crit rocket, backstabbed the split second I turn my head away from my flank, headshot the moment I peek around a corner with a pocket, or just mowed down by fire from somebody who had no business being there, I’d probably be able to afford an australium medigun by now

[@bruceylv866]

Oh my god I just realised I'm a Dr oblivious wow

[@startrooper8868]

Darkwave 96 me too XD

[@mechaapple7552]

“Runs to the frontlines” *I AM ZHE ÜBERMENSCH!* “Dies”

[@berd3307]

God, I relate to accident prone on a spiritual level.

[@Gr1ff1ne]

It's sad that every second medic I see is "Dr. Oblivious"

[@TheeOK1]

accident prone medic is me sometimes lol.

[@overxgaming7948]

TheeOk1 thats kinda the over-aggressive type

[@AbnormalVillager]

TheeOk1 accident prone medic also sounds like me whenever I play medic

[@tomato_tom]

/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc

[@BaconBotVbeta]

TheeOk1 i dont play medic because i fall under the category "Dr Oblivious"

[@MurdocNiccolas]

I'm the wrong place at the wrong time type of medic....

[@TytoSwift]

Murdoc Niccolas same, and my awful luck turned me into a nervous wreck medic...

[@cheezkid26]

Same, now I'm a nervous wreck sometimes.

[@lud4066]

Josef Heilburger Hop around like a spastic rabbit. Seriously, it's stupidly effective. Also try the amputator. It may be shit, but if you're on the verge of dying you lose nothing by just stop and taunt. It saved my ass from afterburn more times than I can count.

[@TytoSwift]

Silver Shield I do hop around and use the amputator, that's the thing - but when I'm playing normal medic , that one random crit rocket always goes my way, I get facestabbed when I spy check and don't even get me started on battle medic...

[@Varr_0]

Silver Shield you do realize that the taunt only heals your team and not you right?

[@AF-bh5ol]

”pocketing another medic is bad” laughs in battle medic in 2 fort

[@strikerrider7793]

when I'm a medic I heal many teammates as possible

[@thenekokatze1141]

When I get poketed as a medic: thanks other medic... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

[@KarboniteKyla]

I might me a mix of nervous wreck and the oblivious medic. At least I heal people!

[@SpireGuy]

"Cussing out soldiers for rocket jumping" Quick Fix medics: Pathethic.

[@novatortuosi7677]

I play semi-battle medic, just a battle medic who heals more :/ I know I'm weird

[@mayfair9059]

Then you're not a battle medic.

[@novatortuosi7677]

- Insert Harambe Meme - yea what I really mean is I'm a shit battle medic who ends up healing because I'm shit

[@sterlker1106]

An old meme that nobody cares about so, you're a combat medic?

[@JustAGigolo1985]

I'm Mr. Accident Prone at the same time I'm a horrible medic

[@theidioticgamer724]

Shoutout to my fellow accident prone meds

[@nathanchamberlain3487]

"hopping around like i used a cheese grater for toilet paper" That made me grit my teeth so hard

[@madengineerkyouma]

I'm actually an Accident Prone. Both as a Medic and as an Engineer :P

[@amelveladzic]

I'm accident prone as a spy. any one else?

[@mewtastic2409]

Amel Veladzic saaaaaame

[@Hoichael]

I'm accident prone in real life. shit.

[@justaweirdperson4217]

same..................(sniff)

[@Unknown-hk1cg]

Absolutely. Thankfully I have 2 mains when one becomes accident prone for a game.

[@mr.xavior]

I'm most definitely the "Accident-prone" medic... I get killed by reflected crit-rockets all the time. And it's *always* a crit rocket.

[@RedGallardo]

Medic is the most useless class. Always visible and doesn't have a cool sniper rifle killing in 1 hit. Total crap

[@sebastianhuerta9191]

noice joke

[@frosteryoutube1551]

you are going to trigger someone by this bait

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

Well some team fail because they don't have a good medic imagine how much harder is is to kill a team with a medic healing their asses.

[@andreasfagna2010]

Benjamin I love how people rage and say that Medic is shitty and a useless class... Ive been able to watch the enemy team crumble to the ground when I play Medic, or I have a good Medic with me, and we coordinate a strategy XD BTW, im a Pyro main, and a Medic's best friend, as I always look out for them, to such an extent that I try to body block a barrage of damage coming against my teams Medic, even if I play as a Medic ;)

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

Medics are important however don't forget you need to give Engie some spy protection if he calls for it.Andreas Fagna

[@obama6998]

"a dead medic is a sad medic" ~Lalve

[@andrewb1870]

HES NOT DEAD???

[@coyo_geezer]

Array is, this is just his imaginary friend.

[@xdbetyar]

Im the second type Pops uber Gets airblasted into drathtrigger Heavy still kills sentry

[@br4ss_crusader973]

I keep dying to a random crit as medic but die to a non random crit as the rest of the 8 classes

[@_zerohour_]

So, the way I play medic I heal when there is tough enemy's around But I go after scouts and spies It's kinda odd

[@dougthedonkey1805]

I’m like a pendulum rapidly swinging between the “overly aggressive” and the “nervous wreck”

[@ajduong]

Anyone else find the angry chat at 5:25 actually pretty funny?

[@yecksd]

*"LIKE STEAL YOUR TV KIND OF BLACK"*

[@TheSherriea1]

yecks dee Ewwwww Your Stupid icon.

[@ledderfayes]

"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU, I HAVE MY MEDI GUN HEALING YOU AND YOU STILL GO TO RESUPPLY CABINET" -Me on 2fort

[@totara3463]

Ey, nice video! I find myself as a competitive Medic, always focusing on the objective but i have a large field of vision and I still get kills/heals from time to time with the crossbow.

[@acetylsalicylicacid]

I mostly just stay on power classes then when someone screams medic I run over to find that they just want overheal so they can do a stupid push. I give them it and they immediately die, I go back to the power class and repeat. :/

[@apandas_am5635]

“The sour kraut” ahhh I see u

[@chris0611]

1:35 THATS SOUNDS LIKE ME!

[@yureschede9692]

Totodile Games ME TOO

[@mm3shadowman982]

Same here

[@joaofelix5278]

Same

[@Navisition]

Same

[@some_dummyhead9880]

Same but i bet you dont have it as bad as me I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OUT OF SPAWN

[@G_guy]

the most irritating thing when I play medic is when an ally asks for a cure, but they always run away from you, I say from experience

[@FlairTF2]

Very, very accurate and true :)

[@RumHamLuna]

FLAIR it is (your a awesome KZbinr!

[@mr.bluesky3298]

I often find myself shouting medic when my team's medic is like 10 feet away, ignoring me when I'm in the middle of a losing battle at low health, and then they are running off trying to ubersaw a heavy or soldier.

[@Leoz_poptart]

on man VS machine i fight and only heal if someone is dead i bring them back.

[@iluxius8216]

lightning flash. I heal them when they really need it. I never have time or space to revive someone, so my team requires my skill as medic to support them. (I don't do half bad.)

[@KingKayro87]

I'm pretty much the Overachiever Medic whenever I play the class, and that's because it tends to work out in my favor for me until we get past the first point, then I just die all the time.

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

That happens to me too

[@yoloautism7572]

Well im that sour Kraut :/

[@RileyIsntDead]

I'm somewhere between the overly aggressive and Dr. Oblivious. My tunnel vision and lack of awareness will often have me running past the entire enemy team trying to find my own front line after the overextended Pyro I was healing dies horribly. But there was that one time I was hiding from the enemy and so I pulled out my stock bonesaw and stabbed a full health heavy to death in front of his whole team

[@paybafpvzimp6296]

I turn into a nervous wreck the second my uber charge hits above 90%. i have developed this paranoia due to always being killed at this time.

[@tastyjason4136]

there’s the random medic who only heals one person

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

Remora