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The Worst Types Of Medic

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ArraySeven

ArraySeven

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@danieljackson4965
@danieljackson4965 4 жыл бұрын
"He's like a slightly portable dispenser." That's exactly what a medic is, except people take better care of a dispenser than defending a medic
@supersquirrel0612
@supersquirrel0612 4 жыл бұрын
daniel jackson it’s so true tho XD
@taureon_
@taureon_ 4 жыл бұрын
true, had 3 lads defend my dispenser in badwater's roof area so it wouldn't get blown up
@no1normal750
@no1normal750 4 жыл бұрын
Too real
@o__o.6212
@o__o.6212 4 жыл бұрын
As an engie player, I can say that THIS IS A LIE
@no1normal750
@no1normal750 4 жыл бұрын
@@o__o.6212 as a main of both let me tell you it IS true
@CaptainShenanigans42
@CaptainShenanigans42 6 жыл бұрын
The timid medic is actually the evolution of the accident prone. After enough time they just say to themselves, I am never dying again! So they crouch behind their team cowering in fear. It's a sad cycle.
@trentlindsey7401
@trentlindsey7401 5 жыл бұрын
If you use a moon stone then accident prone becomes overly aggressive medic
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 5 жыл бұрын
Ah so they are like redditors or 4chan users!
@spacetoast4874
@spacetoast4874 5 жыл бұрын
I fear no death I was born in cancer Molded by csgo I can not not die
@1mariomaniac
@1mariomaniac 4 жыл бұрын
It can also be the result of a normal medic that's in the same server as someone with 2000 hours on spy lol
@ironhelmet1750
@ironhelmet1750 4 жыл бұрын
Accident prone medic also has a second evolution and evolve into the sour medic because they will blame their team for not protecting them properly
@korstmahler
@korstmahler 5 жыл бұрын
Scout: *Calls Medic* Array: *Opens Abuse Reporter*
@asphalteater615
@asphalteater615 5 жыл бұрын
Well said
@hometimemayhem928
@hometimemayhem928 4 жыл бұрын
Why medics no heal scout
@1mariomaniac
@1mariomaniac 4 жыл бұрын
@@hometimemayhem928 good medics will heal scouts but are last priority, if a tanky class like heavy is in need of help at the same time a scout is, I'm not going to heal the scout because they can easily grab a health pack in the time it takes for me to run over to the heavy. However it's always a good idea to overheal any scouts before the round starts because scouts need that extra health to survive the chaotic start of every round. If you and the scout are the only players in the area or if the team is doing fine and the scout is low I'll always top off their health and give them overheal, after all scouts are an important asset to any team, they need to be cared for too!
@friendlyneighborhoodcombine
@friendlyneighborhoodcombine 4 жыл бұрын
Mario Maniac did you need to do dat tho?
@1mariomaniac
@1mariomaniac 4 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneighborhoodcombine do what?
@jollythejackalope
@jollythejackalope 5 жыл бұрын
"Pocketing other medics is one of the worst thing that you can do" **laughs in uberchaining**
@spacetoast4874
@spacetoast4874 5 жыл бұрын
ZABOO quick fix on Uber has joined the server
@moogobIin
@moogobIin 5 жыл бұрын
ZABOO anyone with half a brain can stop an uber chain tbh
@nootdoot1893
@nootdoot1893 5 жыл бұрын
That's probably a good and only good time the third degree will fuck up someone's chain and day
@lumar2698
@lumar2698 4 жыл бұрын
@@moogobIin Someone hits one of the meds All other medics: *the council will decide your fate*
@moogobIin
@moogobIin 4 жыл бұрын
Lumar All medics try to do literally anything pyro: *the airblast will decide your fate* demo: *the pipes will decide your fate* soldier: *the splash damage will decide your fate* fuck it *HEAVY WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE*
@ET-oq1vj
@ET-oq1vj 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a medic stereotype you missed. The over caring medic. I can’t help it, I see a Red Cross, I go to it. Most of the time I run towards teammates who are going back to spawn anyway
@xXButterBeanzXx
@xXButterBeanzXx 2 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@irohnic473
@irohnic473 Жыл бұрын
Do you use the quick-fix doing this as well?
@sir.charlestechington5240
@sir.charlestechington5240 Жыл бұрын
Same here, my lad.
@Polishcow49
@Polishcow49 Жыл бұрын
so true
@SilencedNoob_
@SilencedNoob_ Жыл бұрын
If I chose my stereotype as a Medic, this would be it. You see Lazy's how it feels to play pyro vid? I'm the pyro of medics. Don't touch my baby is pretty accurate to how I heal. Kind of. I'm still learning.
@DarkeeseLatfiah6
@DarkeeseLatfiah6 8 жыл бұрын
The #1 Worst kind of Medic: The one that doesn't exist. Nearly every game I've played, unless I myself am playing as Medic, does not have one. It's irritating.
@sallovic5890
@sallovic5890 8 жыл бұрын
abobo ikr
@maxithalo7796
@maxithalo7796 8 жыл бұрын
the ghost medic
@MintyEevee
@MintyEevee 8 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@therealMrA
@therealMrA 8 жыл бұрын
If you've played as many matches as I have, that would be unbelievable
@mrburger1233
@mrburger1233 8 жыл бұрын
Im the paranoid medic and some mr accident prone just my life getting ended by a direct hit crit rocket
@disc_00
@disc_00 4 жыл бұрын
How it feels to be a Dr. Oblivious: Ok this guy needs heals, imma heal- wait where did he go and why am i in the middle of the enemy team- oh there's someone else that needs heals
@neonblade8591
@neonblade8591 4 жыл бұрын
then the cycle repeats
@bakrobertjohnston4889
@bakrobertjohnston4889 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ImKirb
@ImKirb 4 жыл бұрын
the ADHD medic experience
@jktoons3427
@jktoons3427 4 жыл бұрын
@@ImKirb lmao yes
@partydonut214
@partydonut214 3 жыл бұрын
Me in a nutshell
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 5 жыл бұрын
The accident prone... I once died 7 times in a row to random crits. Like, the other team actually felt bad for me.
@badboyluvr
@badboyluvr 4 жыл бұрын
And they should gd.
@cactus9737
@cactus9737 4 жыл бұрын
Oof i know that feeling
@mr.hippopotamus1792
@mr.hippopotamus1792 4 жыл бұрын
I wish the enemy team felt bad if i dead for 15 crockets in a row that i was going to surf v:
@smallsay9958
@smallsay9958 4 жыл бұрын
same! i had a demoman get 2 random crits in a row. I took splash damage from both and died because of it. that what also when i died 6 times in a row from random crits
@xxdestroyerxxal
@xxdestroyerxxal 4 жыл бұрын
That shit happens to me daily, except with any class
@cheese_boi3617
@cheese_boi3617 5 жыл бұрын
When I first started on medic I thought the syringe gun healed teammates, so you would see me just shooting my teammates as they burn to death.
@Guppyg53
@Guppyg53 5 жыл бұрын
Medic if he was playing tf2 as his own class
@42carlos
@42carlos 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly that would be a good way to buff the syringe gun(s) and make them a decent-ish Crossbow alternative
@Lelijone
@Lelijone 3 жыл бұрын
@Captain Autism I think that was me dude
@thewelcomer5698
@thewelcomer5698 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, I can relate
@4pplecider757
@4pplecider757 3 жыл бұрын
Zat is not Medicine
@pepperonipizza8200
@pepperonipizza8200 5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Medic" Medic: "I am here!" Me: "It's good, I found a health pack." Medic: *Inexhaustible rage noises*
@lad7436
@lad7436 4 жыл бұрын
One time I saw a healthpack when I was low, so I went for it with my medigun out, when I notice there was already a soldier going for it while looking straight forward, he looked at me, took the healthpack, and went away, I just looked at him.
@1mariomaniac
@1mariomaniac 4 жыл бұрын
@@lad7436 whenever someone steals a healthpack I'll usually avoid healing them in the rest of the round
@kone7549
@kone7549 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect_Poop every time that happens I’ll just let them die to a Pyro while I look at the dude on fire. Afterwards I just take out my primary(syringe gun because I’m new) and shit on the Pyro’s dead body. Of course I get cursed out by the dead guy but it’s their fault
@UseTheScience
@UseTheScience 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I just never give a shit. I just say Thanks! and they usually realize their mistake and it’s all good.
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I equip the amputator faster healing to self can be useful with a team that takes health kits Plus if we have a good defensive line getting out of site lines and AOE healing can be a good way to give everyone a bit more time
@spaceheart7513
@spaceheart7513 5 жыл бұрын
I love when somebody called medic and you can’t catch up to them to heal them
@Guppyg53
@Guppyg53 5 жыл бұрын
I love when they are angry that you won't follow them into the fire of like 5 enemy soldiers and ignore the rest of the team to do it
@thatfiremanguy3033
@thatfiremanguy3033 4 жыл бұрын
GuppyG *12 enemy soldiers
@zaryellllyyy
@zaryellllyyy 4 жыл бұрын
I also love it when a Soldier needs healing and when I start healing him he bloody rocket jumps to some faraway land
@AutoSugaR_
@AutoSugaR_ 4 жыл бұрын
Scunts As a scout main, and when playing medic, i just shake my head. Dude, just wait for a sec so the medic can catch up, and when you get healed, the medic mirrors your speed, so you can help him get to the frontlines faster Medics, buff the scouts, and scouts, wait for the medics if you call
@cadaverous6
@cadaverous6 4 жыл бұрын
True pain Screaming from halfway across the map, then getting pissed when I don’t get there, or that one person who won’t stop calling me and expects me to follow them into a fleet of others that will gladly kill me.
@alexanderwalker5473
@alexanderwalker5473 4 жыл бұрын
I once had a round where it was 4 medics (including myself) and we all pocketed each other in a conga line with a heavy at the front. One of the best rounds I ever played
@mahbubmaleksyed5301
@mahbubmaleksyed5301 4 жыл бұрын
You all should have simultaneously healed the heavy to make him super powered
@xyz3524
@xyz3524 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 mediguns don't stack, sadly.
@eh2587
@eh2587 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyz3524 Wouldn't they make the player get healed faster?
@staringgasmask
@staringgasmask 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyz3524 they actually do, but the rate is extremely low and the penalty is pretty high. One medigun and 11 crossbows are godlike tho
@thecat2618
@thecat2618 4 жыл бұрын
that called tf2 in a nutshell and i love how funny it is
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 7 жыл бұрын
Only exception to medic pocketing is the hilarious medic train of healing where there's 11 medics healing eachother in a line with a heavy at the front
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 7 жыл бұрын
Ouch.wav
@foxcheetah6035
@foxcheetah6035 7 жыл бұрын
I love that strategy.
@bojanglesfries
@bojanglesfries 7 жыл бұрын
so a huge uberchain essentially?
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 7 жыл бұрын
*Pootisbird
@parkourse2457
@parkourse2457 6 жыл бұрын
the medic tree
@mrnoob918
@mrnoob918 5 жыл бұрын
Most pocket medics are mostly new medics that just watch “meet the medic” and notice that the medic mostly healed the heavy so they think that there job and doesn’t notice medic a class that need to heal everyone
@drdan6443
@drdan6443 4 жыл бұрын
but they forgot when he healed scout and demo.
@mati28287
@mati28287 4 жыл бұрын
@@drdan6443 > _mostly_ healed the heavy
@sapphireaurora9634
@sapphireaurora9634 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest that was me when I first started. Healing and following the heavy, if other people needed healing I would get them out of the red, but then back into the heave. I'm better now, but I die a lot more because I'm more aggressive with demos and what not.
@ConductorCatnip
@ConductorCatnip 4 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda surprised that people see medic like that. Let alone not heal all your team mates like you should
@g.t.3186
@g.t.3186 4 жыл бұрын
New Medics are so oblivious, I love them. One time this level 1 guy kept pocketing me, another Medic, and I had to keep telling him to go heal someone else and to be frank it was adorable.
@gothicspoon
@gothicspoon 8 жыл бұрын
There's also the Pacifist, that medic that will never, ever draw his weapons even if he spots a spy charging towards his target. Jumping about is his one and only defense mechanism. My favorite would be the determined newcomers. They react slowly, they don't time their ubers right, they are accident-prone, they have trouble keeping up with you and healing others at the same time - but unlike a regular newcomer, they WILL keep playing medic. When other newcomers all switch to spy or sniper, these guys will stick to healing their team. They might be some of the worst medics when it comes to performance, but they definitely are the best when it comes to attitude. You can't help but love the guys, even when they let you die. Godspeed, you brave medics.
@fledbeast5783
@fledbeast5783 7 жыл бұрын
Mr_spoon We need more people like them.
@conwaysquest6961
@conwaysquest6961 7 жыл бұрын
They're those guys who just want to help the team out. No matter how much the suffer, they try their hardest to help the others. Give them time to Improve, and they'll likely become great medic mains.
@doicare1169
@doicare1169 7 жыл бұрын
Oh look, that's me! :D
@Bluebird2O2
@Bluebird2O2 7 жыл бұрын
*Preens in mirror*
@kokobean5921
@kokobean5921 7 жыл бұрын
Hey there's me! I even told myself I was a pacifist medic
@SeaguIISoup
@SeaguIISoup 4 жыл бұрын
I used to be the medic that couldn’t survive for more than a minute *Once when I was playing, 5 people had a domination on me*
@FDG323
@FDG323 4 жыл бұрын
Off those are rookie numbers wait until 9 people are dominating you
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, i heard my name?
@Sinstarclair
@Sinstarclair 4 жыл бұрын
That's the worst luck, the highest Dominations on my head is 2 and I usually get 1 revenge either by assist or accident
@justrndmguy5653
@justrndmguy5653 4 жыл бұрын
Im basically shit luck Medic and Overly aggressive
@paninbed8491
@paninbed8491 4 жыл бұрын
You fool, I was being dominated by the whole enemy team, AS AN ENGINEER
@argot3004
@argot3004 4 жыл бұрын
"Pocketing other medics is bad" Me an intellectual: Remembers that one time where my entire team (including me) was playing medic
@kibster9325
@kibster9325 4 жыл бұрын
Happened to me last night. We did medic vs medic on casual. Everyone was uberchaining.
@ink3487
@ink3487 3 жыл бұрын
@@kibster9325 All hail the uberchain
@lostgem8225
@lostgem8225 3 жыл бұрын
@@ink3487 more like ubertrain
@shinyintp2064
@shinyintp2064 3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing other medics while I play medic.When I see another medic in spawn I put my beam on him till the round starts lol
@ragnareikrem3197
@ragnareikrem3197 3 жыл бұрын
Medic Gaming moment
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "I probably won't be on this list" - Mr. Accident Prone Me: _Remembers when I was somehow attacked by 3 spies simultaneously while the rest of my team pushed ahead._ Me: "Ok, so MAYBE I'm on this list."
@Lush_Produce
@Lush_Produce 3 жыл бұрын
I stepped outside of spawn for 3 seconds crocket toke teleporter heavy cones from the corner after I stepped 5 steps heavy basically the stereotype he said
@ElHarmonyV
@ElHarmonyV 2 жыл бұрын
The moment I got into the battle I got hit by a Crocket so...count me in.
@0sc4rxd69
@0sc4rxd69 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the gone medic. This medic it's at the other side of the map when something bog happens and when he gets there, the work there was done. That's me.
@sojjjer
@sojjjer 5 жыл бұрын
0sc4rXD and the entire team is freaking out because your four miles away and you missed the push
@realultraformerlyultranact6542
@realultraformerlyultranact6542 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow I always get behind the enemy team. Alone.
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
If this happens i usually go scunt with a winger atomizer and force a nature for your sake
@Master_Rater
@Master_Rater 4 жыл бұрын
Sojjer ikr I hate when something is bog and I miss it
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 4 жыл бұрын
The Deserter Medic.
@LividImp
@LividImp 4 жыл бұрын
5:55 *"Medic is a class of disappointment"* This must be why so many ex-spy mains switch to medic. They're already used to disappointment and being focused.
@KaptainCnucklz
@KaptainCnucklz 8 жыл бұрын
I'm the accident prone medic. I just always die. It could be no one on the other team, but I'll still accidentally die.
@siniapvagicake8821
@siniapvagicake8821 8 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@serioustable8659
@serioustable8659 7 жыл бұрын
Or you're healing a demoman and he stickybomb launches off a cliff while you have quick fix
@squarewaves5
@squarewaves5 7 жыл бұрын
Kaptain Cnucklz same but also i don't know how to charge the healing gun so i try to use the seringue gun instead but i do move around tho
@charadreemurr3376
@charadreemurr3376 7 жыл бұрын
same, just finished a pub where everyone gunned for me. Had to switch to Vita-Saw to actually be able to pop some Ubers now and then.
@darkness74185
@darkness74185 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the accident prone and the semi-nervous wreck,I can be sitting on the point in suijin healing 5 people at the same time,and all of the sudden they went to spawncamp and left me with 2 spies and an overextending unusual caberman.......and they STILL blamed me for losing that match
@jerma984
@jerma984 8 жыл бұрын
The worst type of medic is the one that only uploads once a month.
@inlander.wentruz
@inlander.wentruz 8 жыл бұрын
rekt
@stealthy3244
@stealthy3244 8 жыл бұрын
get facked
@samuelsabatino9857
@samuelsabatino9857 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@engieturtle8463
@engieturtle8463 8 жыл бұрын
Caboose Banana yup your wright
@1ard
@1ard 8 жыл бұрын
i think the term your looking for is... Awsome! :D
@filmsoft662
@filmsoft662 7 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who mainly plays soldier, while as a medic I don’t pocket him, I prioritize him when pushing. But everytime i have a beam on him and say I have an uber, I die, just like that. “Hey, I got an uber” *sniped* “Uber ready” *backstabed* “Uber’s full” *random crit* “Hey my uber’s ready so we should-“ *bodyshotted by kritzed sniper*
@some_dummyhead9880
@some_dummyhead9880 6 жыл бұрын
This happens to me aswell except i cant get out of spawn
@akmask1258
@akmask1258 6 жыл бұрын
snipers... snipers everywhere...
@Sandvichman.
@Sandvichman. 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, I got uber." "Killer Queen has already touched that medigun!" "With my stand, Unbesiegbarer, I will never die! I have several different ways to avoid your stand's attack. Your stand is USELESS! MUDAMUDAMUDA!" *Kira gets rekt* "Y-your stand may be s-strong, but that invincibility can only last for so long." *Uber wears off, but the gun has already been dropped* *Kira goes for the big* *T O U C H* *Medic dodges, and Kira accidentally touches the explosive Medigun. He dies.* *Medic dies from splash damage.*
@AbsurdlyLudicrous724
@AbsurdlyLudicrous724 5 жыл бұрын
Why hello there, Mr. Accident Prone!
@runicjester6926
@runicjester6926 5 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@pieguy6992
@pieguy6992 5 жыл бұрын
Array: there are no medics in casual Me: there are too many medics, I don’t want to be the third medic on my team
@christopherbuckenhamphotog368
@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 4 жыл бұрын
A 3 medic team can be fun if you stager your ubercharges that takes communication
@josephsulaiman9959
@josephsulaiman9959 4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 its casual lol good luck getting anyone to work together
@taureon_
@taureon_ 4 жыл бұрын
a 3 medic team is amazing if they are good at teamwork
@christopherbuckenhamphotog368
@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 4 жыл бұрын
@@taureon_ I have two friends who I found while playing TF2 together we've done things like ubercharge and critskriege at the same time we mostly us the crusaders crossbow or blutssager and Uber saw. We do get accused of hacking however
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
BE THE THIRD
@shane_toon
@shane_toon 8 жыл бұрын
The first ever time I played tf2 was on cp_steel and I was a medic, the first class... I thought yelling "MEDIC" would attract the team to me for some healing, my mind was going through like a hospital, injured teammates go to the medic area or some sort. I didn't understand.
@Comment_User
@Comment_User 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@luigifan4585
@luigifan4585 7 жыл бұрын
Shane Toon You were kinda right for pressing E as Medic, but only as an indicator for your team as to where you are
@sarips841
@sarips841 7 жыл бұрын
Shane Toon lol "medic area"
@CptSourcebird
@CptSourcebird 7 жыл бұрын
Eh you are not technically wrong. The others will know where you are, as in your team.
@YourCrazyDolphin
@YourCrazyDolphin 7 жыл бұрын
It works for bots and player medics will at least be alerted to your location... Just nobody will go all that far just to heal you (after all, it is kinda pointless if you'd die before they even get close, in which case they just left the others for nothing).
@connormclernon26
@connormclernon26 5 жыл бұрын
I’m the “quiet medic who’s trying to do his best to keep his team alive.”
@Pagreance
@Pagreance 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's me too
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo when you get screamed at do you hope for you to be auto balanced, ya kmow to make em pay with that sweet sweet 25% uber?
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
Know*
@connormclernon26
@connormclernon26 4 жыл бұрын
Dimitrios V. So far haven’t had that problem. The players in my area are pretty chill about that.
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
@@connormclernon26 oh, so i shouldn't play pumped up kicks then but pootis version?
@fluffyeevee383
@fluffyeevee383 5 жыл бұрын
I love how when Array is doing footage for The Remora Medic, he has to stop healing a scout in the red. His experience told him to heal them out of the red but stopped because he was supposed to be pretending to be a bad medic
@bmv0746
@bmv0746 4 жыл бұрын
What about the “nonexistent medic”? The one who always seems to be on the opposite side of the map from where everyone’s trying to push.
@reactorfour1682
@reactorfour1682 3 жыл бұрын
That used to be me. I remember one time when I was using the quick fix and the soldier I was healing rocket jumped away and I was catapulted into the enemy back line. I somehow survived long enough for my team to retrieve me.
@101Volts
@101Volts Жыл бұрын
That was me after I took a Direct Hit Rocket to the face and surfed it. At least I learned how far I can fly if I do that.
@hoenntrainer3422
@hoenntrainer3422 8 жыл бұрын
When you love being a Medic, because it's an amazing job to heal your team, but you also hate being Medic, because everyone on your team may be pretty stupid, like your Soldier rocket jumping away from you, leaving you alone, and cold, out in the open. Appreciate your Medics!
@walugusgrudenburg3068
@walugusgrudenburg3068 8 жыл бұрын
Hoenn Trainer34 Mayornaise
@UnknowinglyDerpy
@UnknowinglyDerpy 8 жыл бұрын
unless you're the overly aggressive running the Quick-Fix, trying to follow a rocket jumping solly never ends with a good time
@D.Dragon
@D.Dragon 8 жыл бұрын
Hoenn Trainer34 except for when they're playing for their own purposes only.
@sonya9632
@sonya9632 8 жыл бұрын
The "Why are we still here?" meme describes playing med in pubs perfectly
@walvens3080
@walvens3080 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, accident prone here. It's wierd, I always have my heal target between me and the front lines, but there's always that one stray pill or sentry fire or crocket that sends me back to resupply.
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 4 жыл бұрын
That is probably down to players like me that know they cannot beat actual skillful players, so I just resort to being so fucking stupid that I outstupid their skills
@Spooki_Tano
@Spooki_Tano 4 жыл бұрын
@@Elenrai well that's me sometimes with Heavy when I use Buffalo Steak Sandvich + any meelee. Idk how do I survive sometimes with that combo
@trickynorton
@trickynorton 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to call myself a “frontline” medic. I am always on the move constantly healing to any call of the word medic. And I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. With a PAN.
@duskyfox897
@duskyfox897 5 жыл бұрын
"...I learned that hopping around like I used a cheese grater for toilet paper..." That phrase makes me uneasy for some reason...I can't put my finger on it...
@RealPhoenixFlight
@RealPhoenixFlight 4 жыл бұрын
DuskyFox Grate! (Cheese/great pun)
@Brandon-ct8vo
@Brandon-ct8vo 4 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't put your finger on it.
@beanmann000
@beanmann000 4 жыл бұрын
How do you put your finger on a phrase
@gummygummer
@gummygummer 4 жыл бұрын
I rlly dont get it but imma sub to this dude
@Alex-ib6mh
@Alex-ib6mh 4 жыл бұрын
Put your ass on it then.
@stormalfred1238
@stormalfred1238 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the no wifi medic These medics are really late at healing players walk weird and die alot. Probably happens because of lag from the lack of wifi
@cat-mu4fy
@cat-mu4fy 4 жыл бұрын
This is definitely me lol
@gibbous_silver
@gibbous_silver 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@engihere5434
@engihere5434 4 жыл бұрын
Me when I first started playing tf2 back in 2015, I used my hotspot on my phone and my ping was always 250+
@charlescalvin4328
@charlescalvin4328 4 жыл бұрын
I had the same thing happen to me but it only happened on community servers. On Casual (not sure about comp) my ping was always consistent and alright. But thankfully I used an ethernet and now I have lower ping in community servers.
@someonestolemyname
@someonestolemyname 4 жыл бұрын
Might just be the ISP, sometimes it happens even though I am using ethernet
@jonahfriesen760
@jonahfriesen760 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the vaccinator medic who pockets a Darwins danger shield sniper on 2fort
@swiftzxp3328
@swiftzxp3328 7 жыл бұрын
oh yeah but no one wants to renember that ;)
@MicoKaine
@MicoKaine 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah good thing that thing got changed completely
@Manglet762
@Manglet762 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the vaccinator medic who doesn't know how to change resistances. God those are annoying.
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 7 жыл бұрын
What does the Darwin Danger Shield even do now?
@theelegantassassin1174
@theelegantassassin1174 7 жыл бұрын
David Hong Afterburn immunity and reduced fire damage
@ahrenm.c.696
@ahrenm.c.696 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the accident prone medic
@azarath5624
@azarath5624 7 жыл бұрын
A.M.C. Ways I’ve had a full Uber and died of fall damage off the cliff in Hightower. Pure skill.
@jester6819
@jester6819 7 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@nathanpriest7116
@nathanpriest7116 7 жыл бұрын
I am also that
@numbskull4899
@numbskull4899 7 жыл бұрын
i feel ya, i had a full uber and was gonna pop on control point but them a crit soldier rocket comes out of nowhere and whoops me
@jester6819
@jester6819 7 жыл бұрын
I popped a uber today, but than I got hit with 4 sentry rockets and got blasted about a 1000 feet off a cliff and died. Oh, and I don't mean just 1 sentry. 4 sentries, all firing their full silo of 4 rockets.
@9minty
@9minty 5 жыл бұрын
The medic that •Gives themselves credit •Acts like they're never wrong •Battle medic •When they die, it's their team's fault •Always heals unusual-wearing players or Heavies •Gets mad at people for accidentally pressing "E" •Gets mad at people for taking damage
@byakuyatogami2905
@byakuyatogami2905 5 жыл бұрын
I play as medic a lot and accidentally press e lmao
@Samagachi
@Samagachi 5 жыл бұрын
Disappointed Prion Who in the world would get angry at someone for taking damage?
@crayoneater2089
@crayoneater2089 5 жыл бұрын
medick
@TheDunsparceGames
@TheDunsparceGames 4 жыл бұрын
im the complete opposite, every time i die i think im a terrible medic
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDunsparceGames well you are not, you don't realise how much you are helping your team. Please don't doubt yourself and keep on healing. Although, "zhe healing leaves little time for za hurting"...so use that time wisely
@yulian_p
@yulian_p 7 жыл бұрын
I'm overly-aggressive. I'm always dead because of *_C R I T S_* .
@some_dummyhead9880
@some_dummyhead9880 6 жыл бұрын
YulianXD im dead because of everything as soon as i walk in front of the spawn gates on attack i die
@samlawrence332
@samlawrence332 5 жыл бұрын
Are you the muselk fan who also gets the bad karma?
@ThumbsTup
@ThumbsTup 5 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, if a medic is killed by random crits, whi can really blame them from being mad?
@frut_jooos
@frut_jooos 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I only die from aggression when all the players over extended and die so I say FUCK IT and grab my ubersaw and go all out
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 8 жыл бұрын
Array is one of these medics: I'll let you all decide which one.
@Callsign_Axel
@Callsign_Axel 8 жыл бұрын
ArraySeven stopped what I was doing at midnight to watch this :D
@MegaBladeBreaker
@MegaBladeBreaker 8 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched the video yet but I'm guessing its the edgy one.
@ringsofmars29
@ringsofmars29 8 жыл бұрын
ArraySeven where have you been man?
@sammyday9743
@sammyday9743 8 жыл бұрын
Overly Aggresive medic
@braiva2001
@braiva2001 8 жыл бұрын
Overly aggressive, but with the Crossbow.
@jeterpagan6983
@jeterpagan6983 5 жыл бұрын
I fall into the "mr. accident prone" medic category
@vincentsissom4180
@vincentsissom4180 4 жыл бұрын
Likewise.
@elvenbuttress
@elvenbuttress 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@INeedSeriousMentalHelp
@INeedSeriousMentalHelp 4 жыл бұрын
same
@Timeward76
@Timeward76 3 жыл бұрын
Arrayseven: "Medic is a class of disappointment" Me: Gets satisfaction from being helpful
@Aysentaro
@Aysentaro 8 жыл бұрын
you forget the medics that crouch walk behind the heavys
@UnknowinglyDerpy
@UnknowinglyDerpy 8 жыл бұрын
That would be a variation on the Remora Medic
@invenblocker
@invenblocker 8 жыл бұрын
Crabmora
@notaspy3751
@notaspy3751 7 жыл бұрын
Aysentaro Technically there is reasonable, because heavies have lots of Heath and medics don't, so they need some form of protection.
@Gamerguy826
@Gamerguy826 4 жыл бұрын
"The nervous wreck" Yup. That's me when I play medic. Being an Engineer main myself, I can't stand being backstabbed or sniped just as I'm about to pop an uber. Also, calling the Medic a mobile dispenser is not exactly wrong.
@ElWaldirBraz
@ElWaldirBraz 4 жыл бұрын
I am main heavy and i like play engineer, i have several traumas about spy and snipers
@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st
@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st 3 жыл бұрын
Well as a decently good medic myself, ill help you with snipers and spies for snipers, best thing you can do is put you and a large group of teammates between his weapon, he cant shoot you if you are covered, but if you have a team about as reliable as amazon shipping for litter pickers, just bhop everywhere, its surprising how hard it can make snipers job and make you faster than normal. do it even when your safe, it can help you against stray rockets by surfing them, and help against heavy gunfire with its spread as far as china's population, it can even help you against spies as you might accidentally jump on their head while he tries to stab you AND bhopping makes you faster than him. so yea, just bhop. for spies, stay near your team, ESPECIALLY PYROS, phlog pyros are still the best for spies and Extreme amount of kills in a single uber, but also make sure to look behind you often, but not while your just "moving", do it while in fighting, because spies strike when everyone is distracted.
@ThumbsTup
@ThumbsTup 5 жыл бұрын
Me: aww, why am I the ONLY one defending the point? Other person: ok, I'll help you Game: *automatic team balancing*
@sanicishere7295
@sanicishere7295 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Resters52_official
@Resters52_official 4 жыл бұрын
the automatic team balancing thing seems a little pointless, I don't know why the game doesn't just assign a new player to whichever team has the least players. It always happens at the worst time too, one time I was playing capture the flag, my team had gotten two of the three points needed to win, and I got switched to the other team. Also sucks if you had any hand in getting the intel back to your base because you've essentially screwed yourself.
@ciberkid22
@ciberkid22 4 жыл бұрын
@@Resters52_official once in payload we were about to run the limit to win the game, but I was auto-balanced to Blu at the last second, so I pretty much lost to my own team (happened to another guy the round prior)
@Resters52_official
@Resters52_official 4 жыл бұрын
@@ciberkid22 Damn that sucks, they should just turn it off when it gets to that point, what's the other team gonna do anyway
@Weatherboy1102
@Weatherboy1102 4 жыл бұрын
“Running around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper” *vietnam flashbacks *
@deputyrook6232
@deputyrook6232 7 жыл бұрын
i am the accident prone. but with every single class.
@kixx9070
@kixx9070 7 жыл бұрын
ONE MAN DOUCHEBAG APOKALYPSE no you’re just bad
@TheSherriea1
@TheSherriea1 7 жыл бұрын
KiXX Rude Jerk.
@obamacare3031
@obamacare3031 7 жыл бұрын
sherrie harden it's true tho
@TheSherriea1
@TheSherriea1 7 жыл бұрын
Obama Care We Need More Obama Care instead Of Donald Care.
@jester6819
@jester6819 7 жыл бұрын
Same.
@thecookiemeister5374
@thecookiemeister5374 6 жыл бұрын
I’m the kind of medic that doesnt hate healing, or medic binds. You need health and you’re across the map? Hold still bud, i gotchu. You on fire and spamming medic? Das ma name, feel free to wear it out. But if i get backstabbed by a spy, i will be a ver angry boi for the 4 pyros on our team not spychecking.
@aleksaradosavljevic546
@aleksaradosavljevic546 6 жыл бұрын
If you are that good of a medic contact me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@1classikai
@1classikai 6 жыл бұрын
The CookieMeister oh my gosh you’ve put it into words. Thank you so much I’m exactly the same way
@freakingoutwolf7487
@freakingoutwolf7487 6 жыл бұрын
Just a quick thing. Learn to spell
@goldendisguise2743
@goldendisguise2743 6 жыл бұрын
same here, except I am spy paranoid, like I sense spies from a mile away. So I don't get angry at anybody for not spychecking.
@noone6991
@noone6991 6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Bonnie r/don’tknowmemeslolidiot
@codenamegamma
@codenamegamma 8 жыл бұрын
Dear ArraySeven, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 8 minute video getting called out for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write a comment telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a Newborn, Mr.Accident Prone, and a Remora, a Overly Agressive, a Nervous Wreck, Dr.Oblivious and a Sour Kraut. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Medic Players.
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 8 жыл бұрын
Dear codenamegamma Anyone who is commenting "what medic they are" is doing that by themselves, never do i ask people to say what suits them better. There are plenty of good medics out there. These are just the types I find are the most difficult to play with. Sincerely Everyone's, Array
@codenamegamma
@codenamegamma 8 жыл бұрын
i think you missed the joke. have you never seen The Breakfast Club?
@1ard
@1ard 8 жыл бұрын
ohh! look a penny! :D
@tophatteddolphin3739
@tophatteddolphin3739 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly just stop you are no longer welcome to the comments land.
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 8 жыл бұрын
Sorry man, never seen it :P my bad.
@wingbeltcreations5455
@wingbeltcreations5455 2 жыл бұрын
As a newborn medic who is also accident prone (I just began playing the game today after watching these videos), I can say with confidence I do brainlessly stand still when healing sometimes, attempt to saw everything, fall off of cliffs and walk into the same sentry/sniper line 7 times in a row before remembering I can take other routes. Medic is not an easy class, but I didn't give up on it, because for as bad as I am at Medic, I'm better at it than any other class (I can't shoot to save my life), and I feel... helpful. Like, a bad Medic is bad, but they're still a Medic, which is nice to have anyway, and in the 4 hours I've played, I've found that even when the only Medic on the team is bad, everyone will put up with you. I do my best, and I will continue to do so.
@ItchyTheSwordfish
@ItchyTheSwordfish Жыл бұрын
Getting my Ubercharge for the first time ever was an out of body experience.
@wingbeltcreations5455
@wingbeltcreations5455 Жыл бұрын
@@ItchyTheSwordfish It feels EARNED. Like, holy crap, I haven't died yet? Uh, what button was it again? GO GO GO GO GO!!! AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@HerbalAssailant
@HerbalAssailant 6 жыл бұрын
I'm the accident prone... 😌 I try to get in as many heals as possible before each inevitable death though.
@Luigi7777
@Luigi7777 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@artisticProgram
@artisticProgram 5 жыл бұрын
yeah we live a short but helpful life
@juanmanuelc6644
@juanmanuelc6644 4 жыл бұрын
@@artisticProgram We are not helpful if we are dead lol
@endlessvertigo3299
@endlessvertigo3299 4 жыл бұрын
Juanma C B r u h
@alastorafoxx8625
@alastorafoxx8625 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not that bad a medic, however, while playing as him, I cannot kill anything even if my life depended on it!
@LargeHadronAnusCollider
@LargeHadronAnusCollider 5 жыл бұрын
Melee pyros and taunt for glory my friend its very satisfying
@spynyi
@spynyi 5 жыл бұрын
Use blutsogger or crossbow or bonesaw or ubersaw (For da crits!)
@ShrekIsGod1
@ShrekIsGod1 5 жыл бұрын
I just can’t hit someone with the bonesaw - miss - - miss - - trickstabbed -
@lol-dm8wx
@lol-dm8wx 5 жыл бұрын
If you absolutely need to defend yourself against a flanking scout or whatever, equip the blutsauger. It's healing on hit will make your survivability shoot way up in mid to close range combat. That's if your team doesn't offer to protect you and just keeps firing forward.
@spycrab2142
@spycrab2142 8 жыл бұрын
I'm the wrong place wrong time medic
@IllllIIllllI
@IllllIIllllI 7 жыл бұрын
MEDIC IS A SPY!
@thesneakymemedealer
@thesneakymemedealer 7 жыл бұрын
Spy Crab i thought you cute guys were extinct. Glad i was mistaken
@dankcrusader9598
@dankcrusader9598 5 жыл бұрын
you know when something needs to be done, when a medic can kill a heavy-medic combo
@pepsiman397
@pepsiman397 8 жыл бұрын
I am accident prone but with every class.
@tTaseric
@tTaseric 7 жыл бұрын
79% Accident prone 21% Nervous Wreck
@UltraWeebMaster
@UltraWeebMaster 8 жыл бұрын
I'd say I'm a very "skilled accident prone" I'm really good at the healing part But god forbid someone targets me, I'm cowering behind my soldier, bumping into walls, and cornering myself What I'm saying is, when my team has the advantage, I excel in keeping them that way, but fire a few shells into my ass, and that all turns around, and people start to wonder where I went...
@UltraWeebMaster
@UltraWeebMaster 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not really skilled at combat, the syringe gun's lead is way too high for me to acquire moving, strafing, or those god damn jumping guys...
@zozihn8047
@zozihn8047 8 жыл бұрын
JerTehPiggy It might be your sensitivity setting, try playing around with it. I've found I prefer very low sensitivity and plenty of desk space. I drag my mouse using my shoulder and arm instead of my wrist. This also minimizes my risk of getting an RSI from flicking my wrist. I don't use a mousepad or a wrist-rest, as they put a severe damper on the range of movement that I have during a game.
@tomato_tom
@tomato_tom 8 жыл бұрын
/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc
@johnshelton4753
@johnshelton4753 4 жыл бұрын
I love when im on the other side of the map and a someone calls medic , like what do you want me to do, enable hacks or something, find a health kit jeez
@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st
@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st 3 жыл бұрын
omg i know that feeling so well, spies constantly call for me when they need to act hidden like dude im gonna die going to you xD
@SnivyTries
@SnivyTries 8 жыл бұрын
What about the Stressed Medic? You know the one. Quick-Fix in hand, trying desperately to respond to every single E press he hears around him, intent on keeping his teammates from Death's cold, greedy hands, and when the rockets turn his way, he pulls a Surgeon Sim and goes for the amputator, praying to Gaben he lives another ten seconds.
@paulollarsabaiii9824
@paulollarsabaiii9824 7 жыл бұрын
SnivyTries That's called the Multitasker. They're actually pretty good
@omni1607
@omni1607 7 жыл бұрын
SnivyTries You described me in 1 paragraph. Props.
@shaharbruck
@shaharbruck 8 жыл бұрын
the worst type of medic are the ones that upload once in 4 weeks (;
@lemonlite_
@lemonlite_ 8 жыл бұрын
Lol:). שחר ברוק
@h4pee
@h4pee 8 жыл бұрын
שחר ברוק kek
@freezeframe3533
@freezeframe3533 8 жыл бұрын
Array report to burn ward
@pitig1970
@pitig1970 8 жыл бұрын
feel The burn
@ShebbyYT
@ShebbyYT 8 жыл бұрын
I prefer Quality over Quantity, but 4 weeks for a less then 10 minute vid is a little much
@PaintedCreeper
@PaintedCreeper 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a doctor oblivius + accident prone. I hardly stay alive for 20 seconds
@itsaneternityinthere
@itsaneternityinthere 8 жыл бұрын
I'm That, + The Remora Med
@Snoudy.5203
@Snoudy.5203 7 жыл бұрын
im accident prone medix
@alicesmith3698
@alicesmith3698 7 жыл бұрын
Painted Kek I'm none of these I know where to be and where not,I will push with my team, I never get salty and I never overextend unless with a uber and a solider/demo
@jaderabbit898
@jaderabbit898 7 жыл бұрын
Call me the Accident Prone and Nervous Reck
@TheSherriea1
@TheSherriea1 6 жыл бұрын
Xander Shukites Ewwwww Your Stupid icon.
@chrisguara
@chrisguara 4 жыл бұрын
In Short: - The Newborn: Basically the guy who starts to play medic and doesn't know how to use the class properly, but will learn from time to time. - Mr. Accident Prone: The Medic who always put himself in danger, even by accident, and dies all the time. - The Remora: That kind of person who only goes with the players who has the best points, best hats and such while leaving behind those poor souls to bite the dust. - The Overly-Agressive: Self-explanatory. The one who charges without thinking of the consequences, using his syringe gun and saw....and dies. - The Nervous Wreck: A Medic player who is too scared to die in the battlefield. - The Sour Kraut: A toxic medic player who complains about everything. - The AFK: Do I need to explain? - Dr. Oblivious: The one who doesn't communicate to his teammates and don't even listen to them. They only keep their game on themselves.
@enzian9584
@enzian9584 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. It helped me a lot.
@anarullan
@anarullan 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Oblivious can also be called F2Ps
@neonblade8591
@neonblade8591 4 жыл бұрын
@@anarullan you act like spending money will do anything about that
@anarullan
@anarullan 4 жыл бұрын
@@neonblade8591 XD
@igetboredproductions
@igetboredproductions 6 жыл бұрын
A good Medic keeps the whole team alive, not just one person. Personally, I prefer equipping the quick-fix and the crusader's crossbow and play a more wandering style of Medic. I'll get someone up to full health, then move on to find someone else who needs it. When there's a big group pushing, I'll join into the group and jump between heal targets, using the crossbow for burst healing whenever someone gets especially low. The uber I save for when I need to heal myself, or if multiple people have low health. In my time, I've found this to be the most successful and beneficial to my team.
@Sesebasti
@Sesebasti 6 жыл бұрын
igetboredproductions It's a good type of playing, I kind of do the same. But after playing some time i realized that it doesn't work when you're doing a push. You need to have the Kritz or the Stock, because the Quickfix doesn't really work with pushes...
@Merkhahba
@Merkhahba 6 жыл бұрын
That's actually a tactic I might start using. Thanks for the tip!
@MsNotorials
@MsNotorials 6 жыл бұрын
@@Sesebasti Agreed, the quickfix is good for fixing damage but not getting damage done.
@bobijameep1344
@bobijameep1344 6 жыл бұрын
I kinda do the same thing except I'm extremely agresive (if you want yourself defended then just do it yourself cause fuck teammates)I use either the crossbow or blutsauger and when I get it the vac so I can defend myself.
@jonathansmithers2763
@jonathansmithers2763 5 жыл бұрын
Don forgot the Amputator
@thereisnospaghetti4652
@thereisnospaghetti4652 8 жыл бұрын
6:10 That's the worst way to play ANY class
@MahriKing14
@MahriKing14 8 жыл бұрын
I'm Heavy main with Australium and Unusual, and I'm F2P Medic magnet
@lookpuke3522
@lookpuke3522 7 жыл бұрын
how many pockets at a time do you get on average?
@lyraharrow3005
@lyraharrow3005 7 жыл бұрын
lookpuke I can answer this as well, as I have the same thing going on: 2. At once. Ubered and Kritzed at the same time. I love it when that happens.
@lookpuke3522
@lookpuke3522 7 жыл бұрын
the ultimate pushing machine invincible lazor dispenser
@sovietdoggo6265
@sovietdoggo6265 7 жыл бұрын
you might e the only heavy main along side me i also get pocketed as well
@0o.anubis.o036
@0o.anubis.o036 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Holt I'm a heavy main.
@someweirdwaffle977
@someweirdwaffle977 4 жыл бұрын
"Accident Prone Medic" I feel called out and personally attacked.
@roycemikhail5067
@roycemikhail5067 7 жыл бұрын
There's also one type of medic that will only heal his unusual demoman/soldier/heavy boyfriend, he will have a professional killstreak kritskreig, stick to his ass 24/7 and don't heal anybody else, they will pop, kill almost the whole team, and go back to hide until it's charged again is charged again, rinse and repeat. As a sniper I really like to headshot these kind of medics.
@Nehfarius
@Nehfarius 6 жыл бұрын
They showed up in vid as the Remora, but colloqially, we call them 'Medic Girlfriends'.
@giornogiovanna3477
@giornogiovanna3477 6 жыл бұрын
BleachXL as a soldier and demo main, that couple is going to see a huge explosion if they face me.
@kormannn1
@kormannn1 6 жыл бұрын
whoever gave you 49 likes probably play as 6:20 or just truly dumb
@makarymetzger2627
@makarymetzger2627 6 жыл бұрын
I HATE these Medics. They come to an Casual Server, where abou everyone is friendly, i build my Completely empty Sentry on the Roof of the Bridge in 2fort and we are having a good time. Then Mr. And Ms. Funkiller join and dominate the whole fucking server. This was a Community server with 10 caps needed. They got all of them. I build my sentry, they burst in , pop an uber and demolish me.
@sreeravi25
@sreeravi25 6 жыл бұрын
Yes these bastards stick their kritz up the demo/solly's ass and spam crits every 30 seconds, nothing else...
@journeysadventurist
@journeysadventurist 6 жыл бұрын
Noob medic: *watches meet the medic video* During gameplay: “ohh so I heal this guy and not anyone else! * heals full HP heavy instead of a soldier with 10/200 HP *
@your2966
@your2966 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@bigpurpleflower2185
@bigpurpleflower2185 5 жыл бұрын
That's the equivalent of making a horse armor joke about oblivion. Everyone knows, everyone's made that joke for 10 years, you're beating the horse's skeleton at this point.
@oimate1958
@oimate1958 5 жыл бұрын
@@bigpurpleflower2185 thank you for putting this into words.
@getgle
@getgle 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigpurpleflower2185 nah when i started out I thought you were supposed to only heal heavy.
@icantpretend726
@icantpretend726 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigpurpleflower2185 You mean trying to poke the dust leftover from its long-gone skeleton.
@rattacatt6779
@rattacatt6779 7 жыл бұрын
I am definitely the Mr. Accident Prone medic. I'm fairly good at medic, I spycheck, but every single time, Random crit, Check. F2P Pyro, Check. Edgy sniper, Check. I have died to every possible unlucky thing possible.
@Therealprankter
@Therealprankter 7 жыл бұрын
Canadian, Eh? Same man...
@some_dummyhead9880
@some_dummyhead9880 6 жыл бұрын
I cant get out of spawn as medic
@accordimedes6967
@accordimedes6967 6 жыл бұрын
the heavy you tried to heal is a a spy and is now tryna shoot you in the face?
@_altoarcadevere
@_altoarcadevere 6 жыл бұрын
same, i'm that type of medic taht runs around and sometimes it was me who got cvritrocket instead of the real target
@superd8826
@superd8826 6 жыл бұрын
I'm basically mr accident prone, but with scout.
@abandonedaccountlel7605
@abandonedaccountlel7605 4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a "nvm medic" button cuz sometimes I call for medic then I find a med kit and I just feel like a jerk when I pick it up just as the medic is rushing towards me
@sud1881
@sud1881 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t pick up medkits if medic is coming because it makes him lose Uber build
@sud1881
@sud1881 3 жыл бұрын
Also you can use a bind
@Karl_Lives
@Karl_Lives 7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... *WHERE IS THE TURTLE MEDIC!?* 🐢
@M1chael42O1
@M1chael42O1 6 жыл бұрын
turtle medic? never heard of that one
@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Bobb I think it's equal to the "pocket medic"
@freakingoutwolf7487
@freakingoutwolf7487 6 жыл бұрын
Wtfh is a turtle medic?
@frenemy6030
@frenemy6030 6 жыл бұрын
I think a Turtle Medic means that your Medic is slow af. Maybe the Paranoid Medic, to make it short.
@jessechalif2428
@jessechalif2428 6 жыл бұрын
the worst slavic mapper that’s called a “pocket medic”
@midnightsoupmix4197
@midnightsoupmix4197 8 жыл бұрын
I am ALWAYS the accident prone medic.. I always get the job done, but for me half the match is me staring at a 'wating to respawn' screen.
@TheRangerNacho
@TheRangerNacho 3 жыл бұрын
Im more like "The f2p medic that doesn't speak but somehow ends up in the Top score of the team with over 35.000 healing score"
@Ubercentraltf2
@Ubercentraltf2 2 жыл бұрын
6:04 “LIKE THE STEAL YOUR tv KIND OF BLACK” -Array seven
@TheTF2Pianist
@TheTF2Pianist Жыл бұрын
🅱️ased
@phantomdoge7112
@phantomdoge7112 7 жыл бұрын
*sigh* i remember the first time i played medic, it was on a map of payload and we were on defense i noticed our team had no medics so naive me tryed to fill in that roll. man was i good, my team even congratuated, to this day medic is probably my favorite class to play as besides pyro.😅
@staryoshi06
@staryoshi06 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel like I play medic pretty decently when I choose to play him, although I do use the kritzkrieg and I dunno if that's a bad choice.
@yeoldephish6416
@yeoldephish6416 7 жыл бұрын
The kritzkrieg is fine, it just enables your pocket to do more damage at the expense of keeping them living.
@PrincessSketch13
@PrincessSketch13 7 жыл бұрын
Same here!! I've allways had this respect for medic, and when I found out I was pretty good I kinda mained at that, 😜
@Infinite_Archive
@Infinite_Archive 6 жыл бұрын
Why are you me? I'm me!
@chrisonewiththesalt
@chrisonewiththesalt 6 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972
@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 5 жыл бұрын
I like how for the medic footage for the bad luck medic, u couldn't get unlucky enough to get randomly killed so u purposely ran way out of position
@Matsumoto77
@Matsumoto77 7 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda in the middle between overaggressive and nervous wreck. Definitely very aggressive but I know when to bail
@Bittergamer1886
@Bittergamer1886 7 жыл бұрын
That just means you have a proper ability to assess risk. That's a good thing if you're medic. Know when to hold em', and know when to fold em.'
@operleutnant7235
@operleutnant7235 7 жыл бұрын
👏. You know that you can take risks but when you know it won’t end well for u. I just stay in the back lines but when I need to I will pull out my Amputator
@Kadereii
@Kadereii 7 жыл бұрын
Creeder So a normal medic?
@cj1101
@cj1101 6 жыл бұрын
Creeder same
@sircompliments5380
@sircompliments5380 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy get killed once and in chat he said "that's it I'm going battle medic" -_-
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 7 жыл бұрын
I fall under over agressive, in pubs i always go alone and go for kills with the default saw (ubersaw doesn't has enough DPS) and you would be suprised by how even being a noob, i got away with it, Medic has 150 HP and good speed as well as auto regen and general attraction for teammates who want their oeverheals, so even when it's going south someone pops-out of nowhere and i praise them with an overheal before heading out alone again. In casual i only go for the kill if my team dies and im alone, if im going down i may as well take someone with me, while healing i always give my back to my team to look for spies, and if i see one, i abandon everything in hopes to kill him
@blurplepie
@blurplepie 8 жыл бұрын
I'll admit. I'm an "Accident prone" medic. I just die. Constantly. Even though i'm moving and groving around the battlefields like a jumping fish out of it's proverbial waters, I just die, die, die die, die die die. And on the off chance that I DON'T die, A rocket comes along for me to surf the blast, and crater to the earth like an egg off of the empire state building. It's not a good life.
@Sapphireeyes104
@Sapphireeyes104 8 жыл бұрын
Yeoj Codia same here too
@gardenoir6176
@gardenoir6176 8 жыл бұрын
This was me. Not the video, that's way more aggro than I played, but died constantly
@tomato_tom
@tomato_tom 8 жыл бұрын
/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc
@nathangrif6152
@nathangrif6152 8 жыл бұрын
Same. I can't figure out why I still play after so many deaths. There's something about playing the Medic and I just don't know.
@LittleJobu
@LittleJobu 8 жыл бұрын
I have lost so many 80% ubers to Random crit rockets
@vrex
@vrex 6 жыл бұрын
0:07 "A lot of different people play medic..." Sure they do. I sure see a lot of those medic players in games.
@MacMashPotato
@MacMashPotato 5 жыл бұрын
That one where they heal only one character, ive literally seen like 4 medics do this with one heavy in the same match.
@s1ndrome117
@s1ndrome117 7 жыл бұрын
i am the type of nervous medic
@naizendarker9960
@naizendarker9960 7 жыл бұрын
me too
@emilygordbort7300
@emilygordbort7300 7 жыл бұрын
I am Mr. Accident Prone. Fortunately, Array's guides have helped me immensely so more often than not I'm Mr. "Get caught in a room alone with 2 Soldiers, SOMEHOW escape, run all the way back to spawn for health (because I probably already took the nearby health packs from my previous scrapes and don't have time to wait), and then get picked by a random Spy 3 feet from the door" now. My team gets healed pretty well and more often than not I'm a deciding factor in my team winning, but no matter what I do or how much I prepare for every possible scenario, I'm inevitably going to die. A lot. It's gone beyond the typical "I should have turned around and jumped around to make sure Snipers and Spies can't hit me" and into "Death just has something against me." It's really fun to see how long I can postpone it though because it seems the longer I survive the more rediculous my death is and at this point it's kind of funny.
@xkatholstaur
@xkatholstaur 7 жыл бұрын
I am SORT OF, but then again, Medic definitely shouldn't be in front of the team or capturing by himself.
@theslimeassassin3287
@theslimeassassin3287 6 жыл бұрын
Same I’m also the accident prone
@arandomperson46
@arandomperson46 6 жыл бұрын
AstroGamer I’m always the accident prone. Even while playing a different class.
@falteringnews
@falteringnews 6 жыл бұрын
I am definitely the Mr. Oblivious Medic, while i am getting better.. I still am terrible. Although, i do at least have a valid reason! I have Asperges- which slows my reaction time, A.D.D- bad for concentrating, Erlynes- Eye condition that can actually cause tunnel-vision.. Although i will admit, these mean nothing and if anything, just means i should work harder and put in more effort. Just thought i had to point out, some people don't have control over these things. Though don't misunderstand, i love your videos and really appreciate how they let me learn what i need to work on!
@ultimaterecoil1136
@ultimaterecoil1136 5 жыл бұрын
Fearless Fenrir hey but aspergers people tend to be really smart so just use that smarts and try to predict the opponent instead of trying to react. Well really smart at one subject at least.
@G.McAllen
@G.McAllen 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's more your add, I have Asperger's too and we'll I'm still mostly shit, but it's because my brain moves faster than my hands and I just black out and stand there like a living target because I overthink lol
@eddiesmagiccookies5050
@eddiesmagiccookies5050 4 жыл бұрын
Good job on keeping on improving despite difficulties!
@lupadapupa1957
@lupadapupa1957 4 жыл бұрын
ADHD is so true :(
@dimitriosv.3446
@dimitriosv.3446 4 жыл бұрын
Yet you still are being a medic, you are a fricken legend. Keep up the good work and remember to use the cheese grater toilet paper
@cyan7244
@cyan7244 8 жыл бұрын
*Is there a specific title for Medics that intentionally heal enemy Spies?*
@raviwolf9575
@raviwolf9575 8 жыл бұрын
Cham those are just trolls
@Muffinmurdurer
@Muffinmurdurer 8 жыл бұрын
There's even a word in the dictionary for them: Cunts.
@Shamershon
@Shamershon 8 жыл бұрын
Cham the you belong in overwatch medic
@kilionduke9010
@kilionduke9010 7 жыл бұрын
Troll medics
@nebulousboops4985
@nebulousboops4985 7 жыл бұрын
Probably. Ive seen one.
@thenekokatze1141
@thenekokatze1141 3 жыл бұрын
When I get poketed as a medic: thanks other medic... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
@soupcake3092
@soupcake3092 8 жыл бұрын
Once a demo was getting attacked by the entire enemy team and there was not a single other teamate in sight. So i ubered him. Then he went full on retreat. Then i went full sour kraut. Infact next time i saw him in trouble, i laughed at him instead of healing him.
@loermansw
@loermansw 8 жыл бұрын
he had it coming. sour kraut is allowed, if it has the reason to be. but please never, EVER sour kraut if you can help it. salty? go right ahead, get it out of your system.
@Color_Splsh
@Color_Splsh 8 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Nachos that sounds like something that happened to me, i was playing demo, got ubered, i didn't know what was happening to me, retreated and later the medic didnt help me when i needed it
@Pacca64
@Pacca64 8 жыл бұрын
Might have run out of ammo :T
@kimehrenschiold1693
@kimehrenschiold1693 8 жыл бұрын
I am the unlucky medic. I had full uber out comes a random crit sticky. you get the picture
@susancapulong6335
@susancapulong6335 7 жыл бұрын
A Person So, a rocket jumping soldier market gardens you while standing on the crit sticky?
@awesomesausome1557
@awesomesausome1557 7 жыл бұрын
susan capulong probably
@670HP-Package-NOW
@670HP-Package-NOW 7 жыл бұрын
Ainsley Harriot Congo into a sawblade
@enggelintungadi8729
@enggelintungadi8729 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh healing scout is useful when you are on long map ever. Healing scout can boost your speed by double.
@retroace6717
@retroace6717 4 жыл бұрын
Too many people don't understand that healing someone doesn't just restore their health, it also means they can push forward a little more and do more damage than you could do if you go Battle Medic
@loermansw
@loermansw 8 жыл бұрын
i feel like you missed one medic. the duo medic. they uber each other while building it with the ubersaw. invincible damage, constantly.
@bleach4038
@bleach4038 8 жыл бұрын
that's not really a type of medic, they're just trying out weird strategies in casual
@D.Dragon
@D.Dragon 8 жыл бұрын
wesley loermans yeah, 'fun' is just an excuse for overextension when it comes to überchains.
@iluvdawubz
@iluvdawubz 8 жыл бұрын
wesley loermans That's the "Uber-train"
@bleach4038
@bleach4038 8 жыл бұрын
Seventh Heaven or uberchain, you pick
@iluvdawubz
@iluvdawubz 8 жыл бұрын
775234 The One It's more of a trian becuase it's really hard to stop it
@MOCHiVonKarma
@MOCHiVonKarma 8 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I'm the nervous wreck when I play medic....
@callumjones7795
@callumjones7795 7 жыл бұрын
You need to leave your spawn. its a big world out there for us Medics.
@pentecostalismo
@pentecostalismo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the second one, I watch these videos, I think I learn nothing, and today I realized I just keep dying.
@TheMadRatKing
@TheMadRatKing 4 жыл бұрын
You’ve inspired me to become a great medic main through your videos and the tips you provide in them. Hop around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper, the medigun is your real primary, distribute healing evenly to everyone, pop an uber to save your own life if necessary. All your tips have made me a much better medic, and I feel so much more accomplished when I’m able to keep my team alive and fighting through tremendous odds. I play by your statement “the team with the better medic is more likely to connect boot with buttcheek”. Doesn’t really change the fact that I’m apparently a mr. Accident prone. I don’t even often put myself in the line of fire when healing, and even though I’m a frontline no-retreat kind of medic, I still try to stay behind cover and keep myself alive at all costs. And yet I always end up getting instantly killed some way or another out of nowhere. I haven’t even played or all that long and yet, if I had a nickel for every time I slipped off a cliff, got smashed with a crit rocket, backstabbed the split second I turn my head away from my flank, headshot the moment I peek around a corner with a pocket, or just mowed down by fire from somebody who had no business being there, I’d probably be able to afford an australium medigun by now
@n.valentine6236
@n.valentine6236 8 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I feel like I'm Mr. Accident Prone and sometimes Mr. Overly-Aggressive. :/
@Pegasvs
@Pegasvs 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@alfredkruse1517
@alfredkruse1517 7 жыл бұрын
Same here as well
@CommanderBroShep
@CommanderBroShep 8 жыл бұрын
I've encountered a different kind of Medic some times. They're Medics that will heal/won't heal based on the weapon you're holding. For example, I was a Heavy with a Tomislav on CP_Dustbowl and the Medic on our team NEVER healed me once, when I asked why he was ignoring me he simply said, "I don't like the Tomislav, switch weapons or no heals.". I'll let you decide on that one but I have encountered Medics like that before, IMO, total dick move.
@chip-lol
@chip-lol 7 жыл бұрын
The remora???
@xx_squirtle8621
@xx_squirtle8621 7 жыл бұрын
Commander BroShep once my friend who mained medic got mad cuz I used brass beast
@pensamiento3867
@pensamiento3867 7 жыл бұрын
I once was a scout, the medic was healing a heavy, and I was at 2 health, I was jumping around while saying medic, then I got to him and spammed medic in front of him, just standing still. He didn't heal me. He looked slowly towards me... then a Demoman showed up and killed us both, and then I got votekicked for "being afk"
@SirCheeseEater
@SirCheeseEater 7 жыл бұрын
Greed Ball Medic
@Tebci
@Tebci 7 жыл бұрын
I'm probably mix of Mr.Accident Prone, Overly aggressive Medic, and The nervous wreck depending on the amount of spies and pyro's
@HelljumperE7ZJ
@HelljumperE7ZJ 11 ай бұрын
I play battle/combat medic. I have to agree with the stereotypes, and even though I try to break them, I have met the stereotypes more then once. I feel most Battle Medics forget they are still a support class, or that they have a gun, and just medic basics. When I Battle Medic I still remember to heal my team, I just find it easier to do so with the enemy dead
@johannes4123
@johannes4123 8 жыл бұрын
I zig-zag between the overconfident and the nervous wreck
@cijae368
@cijae368 6 жыл бұрын
When you watch GermanPeter so much that other people's accents are weird.
@AjarTadpole7202
@AjarTadpole7202 4 жыл бұрын
Hi, Newborn Medic here. First off, I switch to hoovy after 10 minutes because of how frustrating medic is to play and 2, the reason why I stand still doing nothing is because I simply have nothing better to do and I know that if the enemy uses hitscan then there's no point. And if they are using a projectile like the rocket launcher, then I trust the person I am healing to protect me. And no, I don't heal scouts. All they do is run away. And the reason I only heal one person is because If I try to look at someone else, something terrible always happens. And every time someone walks in my vision or alerts me they need healing, The instant I take my beam off the person I was pocketing, it seems something bad happens then too. And when I say something bad these include but are not limited to: -Burning -Exploding -Getting shot -Having a sentry placed where I was going -random crit -oh by the way the entire enemy team is here -death by melee -death by raining men -death by backstab -death by telefrag And this doesn't only happen to me. Something bad always happens to someone in my immediate radius. Anyways, this has been my attempt to explain the viewpoint of a Medic who has just installed the game and is only playing medic because he cannot aim. Sincerley, -The Newborn Medic
@TezlaGrey
@TezlaGrey 3 жыл бұрын
1:32 DAMMIT I KNEW I WOULD BE IN THIS VID I do manage to heal a ton and move around alot but DAMM I'm a magnet for EVERYTHING
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