Art Imitates Life- The Real SHAFT- True Justice

[@senseiseagal1983]

Make what you will of the title and what SHAFT can mean. How did you interpret it? This series is gonna be a cracker. Full full uncensored videos and to support Seagalism becoming the ONLY global community, think about joining the legends on Patreon. www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal Thanks for watching legends!

[@scottburgess4526]

I hope everything goes well at the hospital man I hope you and Mrs sensei are doing good man 🙏❤🍻

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I love how the A.I. also generates Seagal's heavy breathing 😂😂😂

[@metalzonemt-2]

But the A.I. is better actor, because it sounds more human.🤣

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

@metalzonemt-2 Yeah lol it doesn't mumble out entire sentences 🤣

[@Agencetourix]

I'm always happy to see the QUICKLEE clip. I don't even know why it always cracks me up.

[@maxserver3985]

that strikingly precise hairline is sharp, kind of like his writing.

[@steves1112000]

He uses a straight edge when drawing his hair on.

[@Jermo7899]

I love your videos. Been here since the beginning. Thought I’d show a little support. Much love.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thank you brother. The donation is nice, but the long-standing support makes you legendary 🙏🤘💪

[@Jermo7899]

@ no problem! I appreciate it. Keep up the great work. You’re doing a wonderful job.

[@Shiva-y8m]

I’m fairly certain the hair was inspired by the Resci-Anne’s. He probably has little pegs in his head that snaps down the Ken doll hair. Remember Master McDonalds, plastic melts. Awesome job as always and thanks for including my all time favourite, “Quickly!”

[@porkfang]

But i want to be the next "new item!"

[@scottburgess4526]

Thank you Paul 🙏

[@barrycheesemore2928]

Hmm, not really convinced about True Justice, it's missing something..... oh yeah, that'd be Paul....😜

[@funkymonk2254]

Code 6 = Cookies at the station for Chief Papa Ozempic.

[@tuvia4082]

Sensei squishy slacks rules.

[@johnniejackson9794]

You can never run out of content

[@porkfang]

never!

[@Mr.LittleCarmineLupertazzi]

Best actor ever!!!!

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

I woulda compared "big sleeps" to Bubba from Forest Gump. "Pork shrimp, peppa shrimp..."

[@hastyone9048]

Stellar editing once again sensai. Many thanks for the laughs. PS. Thought you might like to hear this little story a friend recently told me after I told him about your channel…..My buddy is in the Teamsters local 817. They are the theatrical local for TV, films and theater. He told me about 25 years ago he was on a Segal shoot and walked by his trailer. The back window was cracks open and he heard Segal say “work the shaft, cradle the balls”. 😆 Of course he assumed the obvious but he said they way Segal said it was so weird and gross. After about 20 minutes his eyes were on the trailer door and he saw a very young girl exit the trailer right before Segal. True story.

[@littlejefe494]

All hail rob schieder!!

[@steves1112000]

"I was the modern-day Shaft, only far blacker..." The sad thing is that those are his exact thoughts. Sprinkle in cookies, Drugs, Birthdays, and women, and you've nailed it (pun intended).

[@DreadPirateMorgan-z8u]

He uses his chi to push the bullets. It’s science

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

"What is this...." that stands before me (Ozzy Osborne, Black Sabbath)

[@kingbaby8761]

"Figure in black... eeeeats a cookie"

[@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527]

😮😂😂😂

[@Conan_the_Based]

Seagal is half-White, half-jewish, but he'll tell you he's every ethnicity BUT either one.

[@markshark7521]

Thankyou sensai i needed a laugh this morning, feeling crap at 4am sucks and this was great. Cheers

[@AlanpittsS2b]

God damn, big daddy is an inspiration.

[@Neapoleone-Buonaparte]

BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT DISPARAGEMENT!

[@2025_R_I_S_I_N_G]

Another masterpiece, Sensei! Thanks for the laughs🎉

[@Deletirium]

That little pause took "my firsthand experience," and turned it into "my first hand experience," which is significantly funnier. Lol.

[@bookofJohn137]

Thanks

[@GBirch-bw4bv]

Another excellent analysis Sensei, keep em coming

[@Mark-simo90]

Comedy gold 🤣 😂 i spat a drink out laughing your a legend 😅

[@jcmac7709]

To the….Bloodbank!

[@padgaprao2617]

Thanks for the upload Sensei Gropes-a-lot in this movie has the heroine of The Count in Sesame Street

[@wildcat8598]

The best show on YT😂👍

[@kimgomez8099]

You get me, thanks

[@obbyjep7597]

As a Canadian I don't know much about pistols but even I know that's not right haha, always good for a laugh

[@damianstarks3338]

Keep these Seagal videos coming

[@elmo1983stitch]

Sensei snuff film 😂😂

[@AlanpittsS2b]

The modern day shaft 😂😂😂😂 I had no clue about this show. There is no end to crappy things big papa had done

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

4:41 Space ice:"F--K you!"

[@vernhill-wv7pp]

I'm never sure whether you love or hate Seagal. You mock him (deservedly ) but nevertheless you focus so much of your time on him for these hilarious videos. I think you secretly want to be him. But then what sensible man wouldnt!

[@kilgoretrout9725]

YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!

[@chloewinkworthartist]

its not a glued on hairpiece, its a hat.nobody ever had actual hair like that,but seein as how nobody ever touches his head (even in fights) it can be hereafter called "a seagal"..part mirkin ,part beanie.

[@dangdang3970]

That poor blonde girl, she looks so scared, what did our savour do to here 😱

[@markandrewpaul4233]

I wonder if Steven Seagal was invited to a Diddys party🤔🤔🤔

[@senseiseagal1983]

He probably wasn't invited but turned up anyway. He'd be that guy.

[@markandrewpaul4233]

@senseiseagal1983 him and his 7 chins😂

[@MrCuddles77]

Yeah, you got it about right

[@Coveysconcrete]

I'm a huge fan of your work sensei!💯😎 that intro kills me every single time we the skynet segal and tubby washed up action star trying to stay relevant🤣 not even segal himself knows himself as much as you do😂 it's like you've literally ripped a page out of his incoherent script and know Jim better than the big man himself making you the master segal🤣 this is the best video on the Internet! segal is pretty much a rotting Beached whale that even the pests won't even touch he reaks so bad😂🐝🐞🐜🐌🪲🐛🐝🤮

[@ZombieTipz]

As a Washington native, it kills me just how clearly NOT Seattle this is lol

[@lukewright9031]

Southern Seagal 😁😂

[@ShagShaggio]

I love how sometimes A.I. Seagal sounds like its doing an A.I. Trump impersonation. Pure comedy gold Cheers!

[@samanyusharma3883]

"Big Daddy Groper"

[@Machtimus]

I miss Steven Saboomboom. It's time

[@kesuya]

BLHAHK!

[@cwf081166]

Why does AI Seagal have a personality? Maybe there is some good in AI after all.

[@zamazett1103]

Rob Schneider

[@porkfang]

The guy from Jaws?

[@bobbongx8785]

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[@therabbit8164]

What you mean we whiteboy

[@gungnir3926]

VLadmir POOtin

[@StephenHarrison-gw1yu]

How come he has similar expressions as Donald Trump? 😂😂

[@Christopher-d3z]

Thank you this was very entertaining and very funny

[@johnpyzer812]

Shpuld have called the show Wanker Texas woman endanger!

[@tonyK_72]

I watched half of the new mel gibson / fiddy cent film last night. Boneyard. It was SOOO bad I kept expecting Sensai Sausage Fingers to rock up in one of the scenes. I wonder if it was directed by the same dollop that does all of our masters films? Ben Afleck should be relieved there is this much bad in the world to draw attention away from him.

[@Undergroundskrypt]

😂😂😂😂 thank you for making this goofy dude even more known for ridiculous nonsense. He at one time was a master now he is a phony