Arthur Morgan vs John Marston Drunk Edition

[@BpointShow]

This game is full of cool little details, it would be a shame to miss them, here’s some that you probablly didn’t know about :) - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipXCiKmtn7J4qaM

[@guyonyoutube6982]

Hey where did you get that coat for John?

[@andrearitchie5846]

@@guyonyoutube6982 he got it from customising it! Hope that helps!😃

[@FunkyJoe1234]

Waiting for remastered version

[@amelia-hx8xn]

how do you play as john? is it a mod? i’m new to the game so any input would be greatly appreciated!!! :-D

[@elweegee3575]

​@@amelia-hx8xnYou can play with John in the epilogue.

[@wyattmorrison-cn5kd]

Arthur is the nicest robber 😂

[@edjamaz4636]

nice Childers pfp

[@wyattmorrison-cn5kd]

@@edjamaz4636 thank you fella

[@Zombiewarden321]

Only when he is drunk

[@camdencarroll]

Thanks Women

[@willc3697]

“Excuse me madam, could you please be ever so kind as to part with your purse and leave it with me in exchange for your life?”

[@XXIV90]

LENNy- oh no not again *i think arthur is beginning to remember*

[@Whitepill75]

BOOBS

[@GojiraEdits70]

Yep, he still remembers.

[@MrChef-uu2ff]

It’s funny, but after Saint Denis Bank robbery it hits different.

[@alexandrefillot9600]

​@@MrChef-uu2ff Arthur (drunk) : "LENNYYYY!!!" Javier : "Arthur ! *He forces him onto a chair* Arthur, snap out of it!"

[@Salty388]

No

[@Raspberriespie368]

Arthur drunk - wholesome/Funny John drunk - Funny/childlike

[@they_luv_maxx]

Yes they both funny but Arthur is more in my opinions

[@violetraven9440]

Soooo where are we goin!

[@user-jv6si2wo9m]

​@@they_luv_maxx"you need some company"🚶🏿‍♀️"no I like women🤠"

[@tupakkaonhyvaa]

Not funny at all.

[@joggy361]

​@@tupakkaonhyvaa then keep your opinion to yourself 😃

[@Rockwell28]

“All my kingdom for a horse” “I’m good.”

[@Dyhdyvsr]

Bro said what the video said n got over 200 likes tf is the world going to

[@bickyboo7789]

​@@Dyhdyvsr Ever heard of quitcha?

[@uyfj9312]

​@@Dyhdyvsrmy thoughts exactly you used to only really get that response if you said something profound

[@lyrics2challenged]

​@@uyfj9312 I hope your reply to them if fully sarcastic.

[@uyfj9312]

@@lyrics2challenged nope I stand by what I said the stupid ways people get clout and likes and Views today is just stupid as hell man

[@Sleepyboi096]

Arthur robbing normally:”Give me your goddamn moneh!” Arthur while drunk: “I lost my moneh can i have yours ladie? :)”

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

Even when he is drunk he is still polite to ladies

[@SirSmokeALot27]

Dont ruin the 1111

[@Divinity-of-sin]

Sound almost like a pick up line

[@duarte11_pt40]

Bro if someone says that to you bro, you give them your money gladly😂, he's very polite

[@ex4266]

not only a pickup line but also a robbing line damn

[@pyrrol9389]

Arthur becomes extremely wholesome but John becomes a child

[@maestrofeli4259]

​@@snowestgamingyeah I'm glad they didn't just say the same lines

[@blorangestudios8006]

sooo uh, where we goin?

[@labelnine]

​​​​@@snowestgaming there is also John saying "you are an idiot" , but not drunk , he can call out same person like that 6 7 times (each voice dialogue tone is different , john keep calling him idiot with raised voice everytime ) if you will run away and come back to him every time not starting a fight , this game is just crazy

[@Techgeek093]

SUNOVABIATCH

[@PrincessCharlieMorningstar]

​@@blorangestudios8006Do it again but make the letters weird/drunk 🤣

[@theperson12]

my favorite is definitely john just calling someone an idiot😭💀

[@examination_network]

"You're... YOU'RE AN IDIOT" 😂 Idk why I found that hilarious

[@Thomvader10]

@@examination_networkI found it hilarious as well😂

[@wertasification]

​@@Thomvader10 i think i also found it funny, probably because he tried to think of something, but he doesn't function right because he is drunk and just going for first thing he thinks of

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@examination_networkProbably because his insults are usually laced with profanity, but when he’s drunk it’s dumbed down to what is essentially just a rude “I don’t like you”

[@ahmyaketsueki7150]

So cute

[@Batt-man]

“So…uhhh…..where we goin?” Is my favourite

[@Mr.Bird_Debates]

Same 😂

[@cheekyhazelnut]

The actors probably had so much fun recording these lines

[@MarkSmith-vv5zi]

i’m convinced that this is how they actually are when drunk

[@DaquavionYT]

Probably not most likely not every single line in the game, it took them months to record everything they say

[@user-mu8dm4rk7g]

​@@DaquavionYT he specifically mentioned THESE lines, not every single line.

[@lordhere3315]

​@@DaquavionYT your intelligence ratio is definitely below 25

[@Salty388]

Lol😂😂

[@FROSTBITE-wm5op]

The way he just innocently asks for her money

[@taranrichard8452]

Exactly I lost all my money can I have you’re money lady

[@chrissavage1449]

@@taranrichard8452 *sigh Normally no, but he looks very polite so yes.

[@tillyjackson5817]

Not to mention if he truly wanted to even while drunk he could put six bullets in their skulls in less than a second

[@ChillOki]

​@@tillyjackson5817Well, considering the fact that Arthur may be a marksman, that is very plausible, even when he's drunk

[@cucadefrijoles735]

@@chrissavage1449he’s just got that drunk rizz

[@A_piece_of_broccoli]

When john says "all your money" and he gags in the middle i felt that lmao That was real he really threw up in his mouth for that lmao

[@BpointShow]

Given the dedication of the actors for these roles, that wouldn’t surprise me one bit 😂

[@sherm2572]

“sunuvabiatcch” is easily my favorite, it’s so well thought out and truly the deepest and most philosophical phrase in all of a red dead redemption 2, truly heart wrenching.

[@bullet_outsmarter_5000]

Nah, John's has gotta be the deepest "You...!you're an idiot!"

[@I_live_inside_your_walls]

It really made me rethink my whole life 😔 deep stuff man

[@froyo7513]

Arthur saying "Ladie :)" was cute

[@anthonyizaguirre5136]

​@BradynLee yeah watch the whole video like drunk Arthur says "dumb bastard"

[@absolutegoatfuck5019]

@TheTideRipper are you under the impression that no matter what else happens a man must be masculine and strong seeming at all times? That’s not too bro bro

[@Lintik]

​@@absolutegoatfuck5019 he just asked how could arthur be so cute, where did you even get all of that?? 😂

[@Tricks_99]

​@@Lintik you're missing the point

[@Lintik]

@@Tricks_99 that being?

[@ONI_H_Rolo666]

“LENNY! No not again” 😂

[@niklasw4336]

Ah shit here we go again

[@ZenBuu04]

LENNAAAY

[@VGC06]

THERE YA AREEE LENNAAYYYY

[@ErrorknightYT]

​ @VGC06 "do I look like a Lenny to you"

[@GiveNoContext]

ynnel?

[@domj.2406]

John laughing after trying to rob the guy in the saloon was so funny to me. I really need to interact with NPCs while drunk more often!

[@moreakerei]

"You... dumb... bastard..." **hup** Im dead

[@stillalive8259]

"All your money! Pffffahaha" Was the funniest thing I ever saw 🤣🤣🤣

[@kdevlogs5550]

uAalL yER muOAnEAh..!

[@Coopdog0108]

FBBFBBBBHH!!!

[@undertaleorr5731]

I think the voice actors actually got drunk and he was laughing because you think your really funny when your drunk or something

[@thebadwolf3088]

​​@@undertaleorr5731100%, can't fake this level of drunkness

[@sadmankhan9630]

Your comment is making me laugh although I did not laugh

[@Youngjit344]

Rudest Canadian Robber:

[@Klaudzy]

" I've lost all maaah moneh, Can i have yours, Ladie?" 🥺 👉👈

[@ParrotPentester]

​@PurpL Sheep unless you go to Montreal or Toronto

[@randomguy514]

How do they rob people in canada, buddeh?

[@agorman1341]

​@@Klaudzy im not sure if this was British accent

[@RubberBand-it]

​@@randomguy514 By bettin on the Leaf's losing.

[@SOLIDSNAKE.]

"just give me your money woman" 😂Bro this stuff will pull you out of the depression real Quick!

[@hkgdhkgd7666]

"sOn oF A baAtch" got me dying on the floor😂😂😂

[@Leondosanandreas]

"LENNY!! Nooo, not again" 😂😂

[@Tractorguy49]

This man should be charged with a crime for shaving Arthur's beard

[@DankBench]

@@Tractorguy49no, beardless Arthur is where it’s at. He looks so cool.

[@Tractorguy49]

@@DankBench he needs at least a level two bear, any less is a crime

[@DankBench]

@@Tractorguy49 well hang me on the St Denis’s gallows cause my Arthur is cleanly shaven with short hair and is wearing a nicely fitted 2 piece suit.

[@Tractorguy49]

@@DankBench we will put you in Mr. Andrew Bell's newfangled invention

[@ieatbabies5480]

I absolutely love the sincerity in John's "where we goin?"

[@brandenimhoff2713]

That's what had me doubled over 😂 His drunk brain was like, "Alright? Fuck it! Let's take a ride?"

[@nerdtom4513]

"I lost all my MONEH. Can I have yours?"

[@stoneytheduck5554]

I love John's, "can yew show me thaat.. horse?"

[@ChillOki]

​@@nerdtom4513MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

[@Giagua-]

The actor for jonh was about to explode from laughter, man made it more realistic just by trying not to laugh 😂

[@ImaDragon2398]

John wins, the laughs and coughs are extra points, dude is funny as hell

[@safetybirb1577]

Arthur is such a wholesome dude, "Heeey? Who's takin' me hooooome? D:"

[@random5442]

Don't drink and drive be like Arthur get a designated driver

[@leoescobar4308]

I died laughing while reading this comment.

[@emiloom3769]

If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl

[@MrSackman]

“Hey, ALL YOUR MONEY PFFFFFFFTTTTHHHHH!!!” - John Marston 1907

[@Jah-fk6hk]

Nah it's "HEY, ALL YOUR MOaOnY PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHA"

[@user-xy1pc5wv4d]

😂literally the sound I made when I heard PFFFTH

[@RZzOo]

"Lenny! Nooo not again" lol this real funny😂

[@Koschei_2065]

“Sooooooooo..uhhhhhhhhhhh…WhErEwEgOiNg?” Was way funnier than it should be😂

[@abbadalbani6236]

Best lines: YOURNT AN IDIOT!!!! and MA KINDOM FOR YO HORSE

[@bryanosegueda6103]

Cheat code

[@friedpandesal2376]

LENNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY

[@travvypatty141]

Nah its all about the "sundvabiatch"

[@mrbaker7614]

@@friedpandesal2376NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN

[@slatgangwily]

“It’s me dumbass”

[@Filmfan-cp2wt]

My favorite drunk line from Arthur is "Gimme all your honey, money. Ah...wait...."

[@undertaleorr5731]

Huh he doesn't say that no one does

[@undertaleorr5731]

Is that from the ones you've heard while playing

[@jungleblobs5225]

@@undertaleorr5731yes he does

[@mebious_trime]

Athur:Who's taking me home😟 npc:dont think do☝️

[@MegaJacko4]

Honestly Arthur and John on a drinking night would be absolutely fucking hilarious!!

[@EnclaveOfficial]

John : "Big fella.... Hehe." Arthur : *"LENNAY!!!!!!!"*

[@1OFakind-lp6ut]

John: you- dumb bastard

[@Moai-us4mj]

I loved that mission ngl

[@CRollins1997]

John: "You're... you're an idiot!" 😂

[@deswood5760]

😂 He genuinely stated it with passion and fact 😂

[@zenoboar]

I love clips of aurthor and john acting like kids

[@TrailerParkRat13]

My absolute favorite line

[@benjaminbergmann8396]

John sounded like he started to throw up when he said all your money 😂

[@Coconut78th]

“Sooo- uh- where we going?” Got me dead 💀😭

[@magicman720]

Arthur also tells ladies "I love you" when he is drunk 😂

[@Nonyofuckingbuisness]

LENEH

[@elivaldez4354]

He really wants a woman to love its tragic

[@cucadefrijoles735]

He’s got that drunk rizz

[@Wildbill12]

“Sum aaaaaaa where we goin?” Had me dead😂

[@parsasalarkia2234]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alegonzalez6528]

Tahiti of course

[@UrLocalStormtrooper]

LOL

[@neteyam..]

"HEEEEY" *Coughs* All your money. *PFFFFFFHAHA!* 😂

[@Regular_guy.]

"Soooo... uuuuh...where we going?" 😂😂😂 john needs help

[@soffffiaa]

“sunovabiatch”😵💀

[@tristanbraessler5462]

That's my favorite drunk line from Arthur

[@hellwolfgaming3507]

I say the same thing when i know i've had enough rum and coke!😂

[@Actroz]

The "ladie" sounded so polite

[@R3tr0111]

Blaza Bee?

[@AutomotonDevastator]

Bet the voice actors had a fun time doing the drunk lines

[@fifa-xu4cn]

I think we all can agree that LENNY is the best line

[@henryroberts5149]

“Hey WhOs TaKiNg Me HoMe?”

[@arcangelbeats1640]

The only one, Rip Van Winkle

[@ManiacKid76]

"Don't think so."

[@Fd3s_77]

Last one, Arthur was asking

[@JWP-56]

Arthur is so polite, even when drunk off his mind.

[@Raven_Team_Leader_Simp]

I’d give Arthur my entire inheritance

[@zjoca1743]

"I lost all my moneh, can i have your ladie?" Why tf arthur looks cute saying that?

[@seasock8925]

yea

[@SackeroVeck]

My favorite word now "Sunovabiatch..." 😂😂😂

[@Inquiztory_]

SuNoVaBiAtCh

[@Thug_Gru]

wHeRe We gOinG- john

[@caioangelo_5328]

Mine is ambatukam

[@galahad2608]

Sandwich

[@foooosh]

suhvobiach

[@Gookwear]

I love how while Arthur tries to scam people John directly tries to rob them

[@AY0UBEL]

"I lost all my money can I have your's ladie?"poverty Rizz

[@nightwolf9375]

Arthur and John truly are brothers.

[@Nonyofuckingbuisness]

Authurs a funny asshole and johns dumb child

[@shadowbladefake6610]

i love how the NPCs know that they're drunk and prob think that they dont know what they're saying till u put a gun on their face

[@kdevlogs5550]

im glad they chose to do that, instead of stumbling up to someone and accidentally bumping into them and then suddenly you have 5 stars like in gta

[@maestrofeli4259]

​@@kdevlogs5550yep, definetely some good advances in cop AI technology

[@thebadwolf3088]

​@@maestrofeli4259 baby steps though, the bounty system still sucks a$$

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@thebadwolf3088 yeah for sure. Kill 800 people, steal 5000 cows, massacre 6 different towns, only pay 500 dollars.

[@zangab20]

brother?

[@yeetoes69]

The damn “AAAAaaaaAAAAA…WHERE WE GOIN?” killed me lmao

[@erfrenli3331]

Watching someone answer all serious with a "no, thanks" or "I'm good" to a random request is so funny to me, it's like saying: "thanks in advance for leaving me alone."

[@CT68835]

"I lost all my moneh, can I have yours? Ladie" 11/10 pick up line

[@Rinti3000]

Y tienes que estar muy ebrio, no te olvides ese detalle

[@lazywhale7364]

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@Bobby.2tyy]

I love how Arthur robbing people he is asking nicely but John is just like GIvE meee yUo MoNEy!!,

[@user-ln2ie4js1h]

Arthur IS The nicest robber ive seen

[@grandroyal4892]

“I lost all ma moneh”😭

[@UrLocalStormtrooper]

“Can i have yours lady” (:

[@cucadefrijoles735]

@@UrLocalStormtrooperAurthur got that drunk rizz

[@Ice_wolf2k]

Drunk arthur asks for money

[@undertaleorr5731]

Yeah he doesn't demand

[@Ice_wolf2k]

@@undertaleorr5731 hahahahahaha love that

[@TRUTHHURT321]

John get drunk just to say what he’s always thinking 😂

[@malytheson]

Who is taking me home!? 😂😂😂

[@crystalmagnet5426]

John is like kid asking for a ride and Arthur is like a retired grandpa asking for a ride

[@ArthurMorgan_5074]

True lol

[@MaulandVader]

The smiley face after "can I have yours lady" 😂😂

[@memesarefunny4001]

John is like Jack discovering swear words

[@postal_]

"sonovabitcchhh" -Funny tuberculosis man

[@FRB_Jumbo]

"LENNEH! oH nO nOT aGaIn" got me on the floor😭😭😭

[@spanty6139]

I love how John treats robbing someone like a prank

[@Riftyboy22]

This comment has me rolling again, bro, I just got back up wtf.

[@Mavs_17]

“Lennyyyyyyyyyyy where’d you go Lenny 😢”

[@Aly_404]

"whooos takenin me home?" Is killing me- 😭✋

[@martinmendieta2187]

"My kingdom for a horse" is the coolest historical reference in Rockstar Games. xd

[@KOT_APEX]

??

[@Matt_History]

​@@KOT_APEX it's a reference to a Shakespearean play. It also doubles as a reminder that Arthur is genuinely intelligent and well read for his lot in life

[@bigyolo9957]

both are funny but arthur is downright hilarious when hea drunk

[@amirhossein_2849]

Best dialogue is when you are talking to a cat with john . John starts barking at the cat.

[@mandydaniels1308]

"Lenneh... noo nout again!"

[@thedodoboy534]

“I’m Good” 💀

[@freddiebinthaplace2be634]

John asking the coach driver where we going had me dying 😂

[@user-hw3um1cq3e]

Nahh author is the kind and polite robber ever “I lost all my moneh can I have your lady :)”

[@LevisH21]

Give me some MUHHHHNEHHHH, partner! 😂

[@skywolfx76]

I love it when you're John and you argue with someone while drunk, you atagonize them while they're talking John yells "silence!"

[@garethmetcalf2314]

LEENUY MY BOI

[@fishstate213]

BOAH

[@undertaleorr5731]

Do I look like a lenny to you

[@4e6w65e5]

LENNEH

[@I_eat_water365]

“I need sum moneh, u gimme sum >:(“ Is my new favorite quote of the day

[@arleanermardis6920]

BOTH LEDGENDS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pauserepeat2383]

One of Arthur’s robbing dialogues is the best IMO: “hey there pretty, what do you have up your skirt for me.. oh, that came out wrong”

[@cream_pieluver]

Arthur is one of those emotional drinkers that's just wants a hug John could be that irritated and angry drinker with even more of a short temper

[@jeyghastly]

"Can you show me that horse?" "No thanks" 😂

[@spongebandimark2650]

While lacks in funny ragdoll physics, it definitely succeeds with the drunk dialogue

[@ParrotPentester]

"Mah kingdom for a horse" has to be one of the funniest things Arthur has said

[@akylaskarov2691]

You can actually write it in the cheats section to get a horse from what i remember, so thats pretty cool

[@ParrotPentester]

@@akylaskarov2691 I actually forgot about that damn this game is detailed

[@cosmichelll]

Heeeeey! (Cough) all your money PFFFFFFHAHA!😂❤️

[@jelenak1113]

Asterix: "Sorry Getafix but I fell in the pot too. Yeah, and Obelix also took a little, I hope that's okay."

[@wybor4631]

John sounds like he's about to theow up while asking for the money but that laugh did it for me

[@Thefrogeboi]

Arthur is the kindest most nicest robber

[@VerticalSandwich6675]

"Gimme all your honey... money. Ah shit." - Drunk Arthur Morgan

[@ajchapman5261]

I've never played this, but I think I'd play it just for these lines alone! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BpointShow]

It's a great game, I highly recommend it 🤠

[@Oakieschof]

So.. AUAUHHUAHAHH.....where we goin? :D

[@therealbritlad2537]

John becomes a mentally insane person when he's drunk

[@CooperBryanBoyd]

John Robbing someone is hilarious "Give me all your money... Pfydhsnsbshshdbshshhaha!"

[@RedDeadMastermind]

I bet the laugh in John’s drunk rob is Rob Weithoff actually laughing 🤣