Artie and John On The Road

19/05/03

[@postshanna]

the small cluster of years when artie became the full time side kick and before they went to satellite are so underrated. every day seemed really loose and fun. fresh new energy from artie when we could all laugh at his drunk overeating antics before it completely consumed him. before there was this kinda added pressure to perform a crazy outrageous show for a paying audience on sirius. everything just clicking. i miss it.

[@lavs8696]

late terrestrial era was my fav stern era.

[@smackedcrackbaby]

I watched that era of stern on E! Religiously..super fun and entertaining show

[@kerpal321]

the best time was when artie, john, and kc were all still there

[@copheart]

@@kerpal321 Yeah, the late 90's to early 00's of the Stern show were magic.

[@sodguy69]

This is the show i miss before Howard turned full PC It annoys me how he won’t bring Artie back on 9 years of great radio from artie completely forgotten about

[@bkbreak1260]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda" -Arthur lange

[@JordonTheo]

Big smoke

[@junomesh]

I can listen to Artie tell stories and rip on Stuttering John all day lol. Thanks for the upload.

[@Rotary_Phone]

This was the time that Artie took John, and some others on the road doing comedy. John would only do like a lame 5 minute act, and expected most of the money. This was when John got it in his thick skull that he was a "comedian".

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

@@Rotary_Phone he still to this day says “I’m a headliner, I killed!!” And what I’ve seen of his act is just horrific. The last video was somewhere in Florida, 3 people in the audience and he drank about 5 beers in the 20 minutes he did. Just atrocious. The dabbler.

[@cody1482]

​@@tobysgamingworld1550 "You're trashing my CHILDREN!!!"

[@joenichols3901]

There's an alternate universe where Artie walked out of the show this day, decided enough was enough, got completely sober, joined a church, attended AA, married Dana, had four kids, spent a huge amount of time crafting an hour of material that took his comedy to a new level, got a Netflix special, toured with Norm for a few years and is now retired with Dana, grandkids and being still on the Stern show once a week. Shame.

[@schmeltingaccident]

😢

[@biggsweaty]

Waaah

[@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind]

The guy was never even that funny ... He was a Baluchi look alike who laughed more at his own jokes then the audience

[@knobrush]

@@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind Belushi

[@erinkarendaring7021]

​@ToxicAvengerNukeEmAll nah he was funny on show. Wasn't fan of standup

[@scarytelleryt]

“I had to go into the bathroom and boil my face!” 😂😂😂 Gets me everytime

[@TheCassiusMorrisShow]

“I was very hungry.” -Artie Lange

[@1970borntorun]

The funniest part of this whole bit is Stuttering John being on stage doing COMEDY LOL

[@RolandDeschain1]

No doubt he's still doing most of those same jokes 20 years later.

[@Rotary_Phone]

His whole act consisted of "Baba Booey has to carry his teeth in a wheelbarrow, Arties father fell off a roof..."

[@americanboy79]

He dabbles in comedy

[@aaronwimmer5021]

This is one of the best old clips I’ve ever heard. Artie was a lotta fun as a fan to hear. The Artie days were one of the great periods of Howard’s evolution. Artie and John here were about the closest to Sal and Richard. Sad what has become of Artie.

[@Dimebagdarrel51]

aaron wimmer yes you are right , I also loved the early Sirius years .

[@BilltheButcher1855]

Yeah he was very charismatic at this time, seemed genuinely happy. I don’t know if the show went to his head or if the drugs changed him later on but I guess he made his dream happen he wanted to be on the Stern show. He should have lightened up on his touring but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to do an act you can do in your sleep it’s hard to turn it down

[@BilltheButcher1855]

slapshot01j Dude he made 900 grand a year working for Stern plus his gigs he was making millions every year. Money wasn’t a problem with Artie at all.

[@BilltheButcher1855]

slapshot01j Yeah he was addicted to heroin and had all his personal issues because Howie was so stingy paying him a million a year to do a dream job. He never even came close to making that type of money before even with the Norm Show. It wasn’t about money. You obviously missed my point

[@jam1ga]

What about John?2 Strokes an alcoholic and if possible even a bigger Low Life.And after the Amazing sell your soul to the devil luck he had to give half his cash away to his wife.His future earnings are limited.The Once Lucky Loser

[@peterholland82]

I'd like a steak, and I'd like a shake.

[@billcarrig9434]

00:15:06

[@martinmorales1979]

21:22. Arties John impression for one min. So much funnier than Fred's ever. Had me rolling. 🤣🤣

[@knobrush]

artie mimicked johns voice, fred mimicked johns stutter. both are good.

[@DeDona1]

That was funny! Fred's is legendary

[@tidesofthemoon]

I've known plenty of guys just like John, who never have any cash on them and always try to excuse it by saying they forgot to go to the ATM. They always say they're going to pay you later, but never do, and you feel like a heel asking them for your money back. They know exactly what they're doing.

[@RolandDeschain1]

John remains a shameless mooch to this day. He's never not thinking about a way to get something out of somebody; be it money, favours or just personal validation.

[@psfanboy79]

Yeah they are called scumbags

[@courtneyfitzpatrick3214]

Hey John sorry to call but you have that $100 I lent you last week???? John- you rotten aids asshole Don’t you remember the time I called triple A for you back in high school when we broke down In your car

[@Huffnutz17]

I miss this show, it died long ago.

[@vice86]

I still enjoy listening daily except for when they have gross High Pitch Eric on. I don't wish anyone death but of all the wack packers that have died...why did it have to be the better Eric.

[@drummer78]

Richard Rico So you like Stern’s pc nonsense and talk about Beth’s rescue cats but can’t handle an old wack packer rom his golden era? Ok.

[@joedale1696]

no shit

[@ChrisOhMy]

@@drummer78 You sound like a dumb ass

[@drummer78]

Chris O You like pc Stern?

[@bassbole]

"He fell asleep in two seconds and his hair was in my FOOD" That has been making me laugh out loud for over a decade.

[@joedale1696]

Robin's never heard of dunking grilled cheese? Which Robin? The Robin from 1995 looked like she new everything about grilled cheese.

[@notrend_]

Knew*

[@notrend_]

People I think are actually really really really stupid

[@notrend_]

I'm curious I didn't graduate high school but saying " new" lol makes me lmao thx

[@itscoming9409]

@@notrend_ lol get your GED you lazy bitch. That is pathetic. Thank you for the laugh

[@andym8557]

Artie ever accepted that he was so talented, he couldnt stay sober on stage ; its saddening looking back. Artie could have been great for years maybe with a netflix special, married to Dana and a couple of kids. But he threw everything away

[@TheWingsoffury]

you said it all, and you said it right

[@colgrey438]

anyone can get a Netflix special nowadays. some terrible comedians. but I get what you are saying. he ruined his career and his life and it's sad. but he's an addict and he needs help but he has to want it and I don't think he has it in him unfortunately

[@msstern3056]

Heroin destroys the mind. It’s devastating. Artie knows he ruined it. It was just too fast. Honestly no one around that said no.

[@osorissalgado3831]

He did say on the show it was gonna end horribly.And it did,for him at least.

[@johndef5075]

My first thought after finishing Crash and Burn was what an asshole.

[@dirtyworks13]

Does anyone noticed that Howard started laughing in the same high pitch laugh as Artie does when he laughed along with him. Have you ever heard him laugh like this since Artie left?

[@junederose5473]

scumgod13 No , he hasn't laughed like that since!

[@DLee84331]

What do you expect? Shuli’s the only “comedian” left on the show.

[@cpmenninga]

Yeah, he used to do that with billy and Gilbert all the time. It’s hard to fake.

[@seanbyrne8463]

Yeah when sal dressed up as Santa and had beetle on his lap

[@jpetersgoyanks]

Stalkers?

[@steveanderson7864]

This is my favorite Stern clip of all time. It always makes me laugh. It contains everything I love about the show in one clip. Sitting around rapping turns into John snitching on Artie, Artie's insane meal list, criticizing and destroying Stuttering John, lots of laughter, Artie's voice going super-high while recounting their horrible lifestyles, the lockup of John's face when he says "RUSS MENEVE"... I love the Jokeman and Billy too but these years are when I was 22 and listened every morning when I woke up to go to work. I haven't listened to the show live for about ten years but these fucking maniacs tearing each other apart is the greatest source of entertainment ever created.

[@msstern3056]

Steve Anderson I feel ya bro. I was 34 and people I love were still alive. Late 2001 to around 2009 were some of the best years of the show. Stellar

[@1970borntorun]

Yeah, I totally get that man. For me, being older than you, I remember being on a Lunch break, in about 1995, sitting in the parking lot of Tower Records laughing like a mental patient in my car with tears rolling down my face when Gilbert, Jackie and Howard were all busting on Ratso's new houses he bought on the water LOL

[@jeffpomietlarz76]

This is definitely a top 5 clip for me as well

[@bradlafferty6076]

It’s cleaned up crap now

[@bradlafferty6076]

How is Artie still alive today?

[@jonvia]

The Funny Bone in Columbus OH is such a great club! I grew up not far from that area of town and its cool to see really great comedy across the walkway from a Lego store lol

[@jasonbarker1641]

This is my favorite clip ever with John and artie

[@deejay7060]

I miss the old shows. The Artie era was truly the greatest era in Howard’s career.

[@trump-totalwar6509]

not even close bud

[@pikin2]

Im torn..I think that Jackie and artie just added flavor..for me the best years were like 2001 to 2007..so the end of Jackie, and artie before he was sloppy and angry in his last two years. I also loved stuttering John and KC's contributions too, alot of which also feel in this era..regardless though, the show is pretty bad nowadays..I still listen but skip a lot of interviews...and the PC'ness of the show is pretty bad.. But howard's 65 and it is what it is I guess

[@deejay7060]

Champa everything u said was pretty much spot on

[@sidneyshaw1608]

@altruistic angel lol jackie and billy west were better than artie... says old women and mentally challenged males who laugh at the "jokemans" horrible "jokes"

[@gilgosseyn6602]

​@altruistic angel Yea sure, If you polled most weirdo nostalgic "I've been listening to stern since day one and any era after the 80's and early 90's is shit" but as far as the "jackie vs artie" years are you kidding me? Around the time artie joined those were the golden years, and the show grew EXPONENTIALLY because of it, and I wonder how the stern show has been doing since artie's departure? Yea, it's been pretty horrible. The stern show is now insanely pedestrian and boring

[@claymationwaves]

what a great show! artie really helped get the feel get across of the situation in life you try to avoid but cant and just how evil those moments can really encompass!

[@chizzad5155]

Thank you for this upload

[@heywoodjosh]

Best is when Artie starts to talk about how cheap John is 21:12

[@jeccwrs5495]

When Artie wasn’t allowed back, the show has died a slow death every since. Miss Arthur!!

[@jhot2477]

@Alex Dee hes listening 2 an old clip u fucking idiot, when the show was gold, tell ur mom i'll be back to buttfuck her this friday faggot

[@justjoshin2825]

Almost ten years since he left, the show should be put out of it's misery; un-listenable.

[@whatutalkinboutwillis6122]

John hung onto Jackie beause he paid his way and when he left then Artie filled his shoes paying the lunches and dinners and taxi cabs.

[@cmd2973]

This is when Artie was gold.

[@nomorejustifiedmurder]

Artie sacrificed his body for the love of the show. Well done sir.

[@AngusRockford]

Artie consumes more food in a year than the entire population of Ethiopia.

[@peralez2383]

snorts heroin faster than columbia can make it

[@skano187]

+peralez2383 columbia=coke

[@danieltadros3262]

Ethiopia has 99 million people you idiot.

[@peugeot120]

Hilarious (sarcastic tone)

[@EthosF4ded]

This is so funny because I've worked at steak n shake for over 2 years now. The food really is delicious. It's kinda cool because our breakfast tortillas do come from Mexico and our fries/onion rings come from Canada. Our chili is plain (to adhere to the older folks) but its really good. And our pressed patties are the best, the seasoning is spot on.

[@EthosF4ded]

@brad hoke lol, it's just a job but I thought it was crazy how they were talking about where I work.

[@osorissalgado3831]

Steak n shake is delicious.Bet u enjoy the free food huh?

[@EthosF4ded]

@@osorissalgado3831 haha that is very true sir.

[@EthosF4ded]

@@edgein1830 well since I didn't get that raise I had to work "over" to make extra money. I didn't realize anyone else knew that but it's pretty awesome you cared enough to ask. Thank you mr nails.

[@marcusthorn3338]

Steak & Shake food is delicious???? LMFAO are you kidding me? Their food was great when they 1st started 20 odd years ago. Now it's almost inedible

[@MarkoAnzio]

Artie was so great on the show.

[@ryangilligan40]

I love when Howard talks about his strict eating disorder. “I had to add string beans to my turkey chili.”

[@user-xb5jp5wl9m]

Artie destroyed Stuttering John 😂🤩

[@rflan42250]

tequiler

[@shaunpequeno8572]

Tequilerrr Jessicerrr Parkerrr

[@Teabagonyou]

Pamelar Anderson and Daner.

[@bye4now067]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrruss Meneeve

[@antheadart]

susanner

[@1970borntorun]

Is that like introducing ( Jay Leno Show ) - "Pameler Anderson" ? LOL

[@buffertime]

Wow fast fwrd now 20 years and Jon and Artie are on cumia podcast taking about this exact moment while Artie and cumia bash stuttering Jon is amazing

[@TheSYPHERIA]

The end was amazing!! Whoever said Artie wasn't funny is fucking crazy

[@bryanfrombuffalo7685]

Steak n shake fucking rocks ...ive had em 20 years ago

[@HistoryofTheDragon]

“I’m eyeing artie’s chili, hoping he’s not gonna eat it” John’s insufferable mooching knows no limits

[@krismckusick332]

Grilled cheese and chili is the 9th wonder of the world 🌎 deeelicuous!

[@sskoog]

Pretty amazing, in hindsight, that then-34-yr-old Artie kept his schedule going for 9 years (12, counting the MadTV California era) snorting + guzzling like he did -- other victims, like Joplin or Morrison, folded up two decades earlier. Even Belushi only made it into his thirties.

[@TexasNewsOwL]

Its funny when artie gets Howard laughing so hard and those two cant stop.

[@ambassador8524]

Man, what would Howard be today if Art and John were still around. The great old days.

[@mperu34]

The most boring person on this clip is Howard

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

What? You didn't like the part where he talked about putting string beans in the chilly because he thought the sauce had too many calories?

[@charlesgring8560]

Howie is a 13 year old girl. Worried about his weight, loves American Idol, and is a judgmental catty bitch. For a 90 year old man, he acts like a tween girl.

[@timothyl8237]

The most annoying is Robin, there trying to laugh and joke about a hilarious story and she cuts them off to tell a decent story but wait till the next one is done

[@matthewc3998]

@@charlesgring8560 This is why I dig Stern. Created an empire by making sure people hate him. Now he's flipped the script and people who used to hate him like him, and vice versa. Z puppetmaster hasn't stopped. I'll continue my reading of grown men trying to decide who's the most annoying person on an old radio bit, LOL.

[@charlesgring8560]

@@matthewc3998 puppetmaster? No, he's just a bandwagon jumper who has zero integrity. He is now what he always railed against. He's always been the world's biggest yenta but now he's added to it by becoming one of the biggest hypocrites ever on top of it.

[@c.amoroso]

This is hilarious. Never heard this clip before. When Artie starts ripping on John 😂😂😂

[@nickpeluso7511]

Howard can be so fem

[@raw_si_siht]

He's a female.

[@michaelfleming8490]

Artie’s waste is a 36” ?!?! Sometimes a 34” ??!!??!!?? BULL...SHIT. HOW DELISIONAL. I love the guy though. His departure was the death knell for the show.

[@dreaded360]

14:25 ole wiggy must have thought all the cool kids are saying " biker dude" since he needed to say it himself after hearing artie say it..

[@drummer78]

Robin says in a haughty indignant tone that she has “never heard of dunking grilled cheese”. So, she never dunked a grilled cheese in tomato soup? Dunking grilled cheese in chili sound great. Robin is such a fraud.

[@anthonymartin9923]

Ik !! That's making me hungry

[@brendansheehy8124]

She was just making the point that it was gluttonous eating and exaggerated her reaction for comic effect.

[@drummer78]

Brendan Sheehy nah, she is a fraud.

[@tony_dogs]

Only thing she ever dunked was a salami in herself

[@henrysteel4049]

Way to bring it down Robin....Jesus.

[@thuglifends]

Dam it's been that long. Miss you big guy.... RIP ARTIE

[@anthonymartin9923]

RIP??

[@CaesarB227]

He aint dead dude

[@TrueCrimeWatcher1]

Yeah Artie is not dead

[@vahidvaisi4488]

eating at a steak n shake in fl listening to this

[@steveanderson7864]

There's only one here in my city and its not good. I will have to hit it up in some hick town someday.

[@torig7008]

I love Steak ‘n Shake. Frisco melt all day

[@TonyStark-cn2dg]

“I really think she’s the bomb”😂😂

[@cfs7338]

18:14 had me dying laughing! This is why I love this show

[@jrsmith3344]

I just went back 3 times for that! HAHAHA!!

[@annielh8224]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Rus MinEve!!

[@chickodee7188]

Omg lmao

[@msstern3056]

Yea Arties playing softball in the park after work and running miles on a treadmill. It’s strange hearing these lies later in life when you have common sense.

[@rick2340atyahoocom]

Great old clip. Early Artie days before he got so strung out on drugs.

[@gigicats797]

He was on drugs big time before he even went to the Stern show.

[@jg7102]

Bobby Dockery no no no no🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ do not listen to this jackass. The pills were around 06-07 artie joined the show in 2001.

[@cincity076]

Right after this, John goes into his story about the maggots in his orange juice. Lmao! I'm still a Howard fan...but damn, I miss the show from this era.

[@anonony9081]

John doing whippits in public at age 37 is hilarious. Also three cans? He's lucky he didn't kill himself

[@dylan4652]

Grilled cheese and Mrs Gracie’s soup with saltines is the way to go and much healthier than chili. At least that’s what I tell myself every night.

[@THECLARENCES]

Howard is SO obsessed with food & bowel movements. xoxo The Clarences

[@Travis-iy5xt]

THE CLARENCES I’ve seen you comment on many Howard videos.

[@THECLARENCES]

@@Travis-iy5xt Yep! Watch ALOT of Stern videos!!! xoxo The Clarences

[@420jamamaw]

This Era was the best. Followed by the jackie/Billy west Era.

[@user-dx7yu1pm2i]

Just the opposite Matt...

[@renebrown7394]

Tequiler

[@nickpeluso7511]

Howard is so femme. He interrupts guys talking about food so he can say how funny Sarah Silverman is....Sooooo gay

[@shaunpequeno8572]

forget about "if bubbles could talk" more like "if Ralphs asshole could talk"

[@jesusmoreno852]

He said ‘she is the bomb’ 😂

[@darthvadorthestrong]

Do you think Artie listens to this stuff? I just listened to one of his books talking about how he ended at the stern show and it’s so sad.

[@SilverWalker84]

Steak n Shake is good for real

[@courtneyfitzpatrick3214]

Ooooooohhhhh Ottie 😞

[@mistie2835]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@logicalconceptofficial]

13:00 into this is when Howard started his long decline....Sarah Silverman will never be “the bomb”!

[@nah7386]

No one cares, Elliot Rodger

[@Davidjon1946]

Ok howard we get It ( Walter Hudson) you said it like five times !!!! Whenever he hears a name or something new he just uses it over and over

[@paulpatane2439]

This part use to on video on KZbin. It was so funny,John's face froze up for 5 seconds. So funny. 18:13

[@upsidedownflapjack]

Steak & Shake fries were so good as a kid

[@karenhogan9004]

love artie

[@johnhuxley165]

“Somebody murdered a steak.” 😂😅🤣

[@seandeltano3104]

2:45"Then a bowl of chili...with Saltines, then an order of Onion-rings, ya know, the-the-the 'fried Onion-rings' , then an order of French fries...THEN a large chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top" 😆😂😆😂😆😂

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

per my quick google searches, Artie consumed 3,120 calories.

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

and 552 calories of tequila

[@ryanedwards4512]

I can't stomach hearing John..I miss Artie ,and I want to hear this but John ruin s it

[@bradlafferty6076]

Robin said Artie will have a marriage, kids, chores, a house, not even close. I miss these days. Stuttering John and Artie telling their stories.

[@MrMaxret]

Why does Howard always interrupt during a conversation?

[@ALT_RIGHT]

Because its not about him. He really is a deplorable human being.

[@nickpeluso7511]

I was a chubby kid and it is not that hard to stay thin. I'm in my 40s. Drink lots of water, work out every other day for 20 minutes, light work out. Stay away from cookies and cake, cigs, and you'll be fine. Not that hard.

[@PlutoTheGod]

Artie is so fucking funny even when not meaning to listen to that fucking order id love to drink with him

[@gilbertoflores3959]

Scranton getting a plug haha

[@anthonymartin9923]

U mean Columbus lol

[@cincity076]

Fucking Hilarious! Thanks for the upload!

[@williamshaw9047]

He was wise to get that chocolate shake...those are the best things Steak n Shake has to offer.

[@seanmcguinness556]

Fafa Floley can’t help interrupting every discussion

[@Teabagonyou]

Steak and Shake isn’t greasy but it does make you take a giant shit shortly thereafter. I probably have it once every six months.

[@HistoryofTheDragon]

“Shots of tequiler”

[@ALT_RIGHT]

This is pre heroin Artie. Great stuff.

[@randyjonesofincredibletiny7308]

YEP!

[@nydrtbag]

He was dabbling On the H . But it was more blow than anything . The 💊 were there as well

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

John is so jealous that Artie is sitting in Jackie's chair,he can't wait to tell Howard everything Artie ate so Howard can lay into him. Steak and Shake is awesome by the way.

[@michaelarguelles8922]

RuSs MeNeVe lmao

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

John riding Artie's coattails

[@RichMorti]

17:15 best part

[@beetlejews]

2023

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

I love those adult male laughs in the background. Who dat?

[@user-nq5bu7sb8t]

I miss fred goofing on stuttering john

[@pozloadescobar]

Good reminder to patronize Steak n Shake

[@capone609]

Now Stuttering John is Biggest laughingstock of the Internet

[@fearandloathingmedia2051]

LMFAO Steak n Shake never sold actual steaks, it's just steak meat burgers, the best drive-through chain that exist only because they actually cook the meat to order and it's not frozen

[@DeanMcQueenMSFS]

The hell is Artie talking about when he mentioned Steak N' Shake? They never served actual steaks. Just a burger place.

[@dank7256]

Howard's so hard to listen to when talking about what he eats whaaaa I don't wanna get fat.

[@newyork5165]

Dana truly dodged a bullet.

[@sidneyshaw1608]

Wow what a weird, angry, misplaced comment that has nothing to do with this video/topic.... thanks for letting us all know that you're a psychopathic goober though I guess?

[@Machiave11i]

@Bobby Dockery Neither was Hitler

[@macnultyosullivan9238]

She could have divorced him while he still had money.

[@clinteastwood6875]

So did Artie tbh

[@DC-lu3ii]

Howard tells Artie he doesn't know why he's not fatter. Just wait a few years lol

[@vice86]

Carrying cash on you is so 2003.

[@anthonymartin9923]

What's wrong with carrying cash now?