Artie Lange tells Story

This is when Artie Lang tells a story when he graduates high school and when he got fired from Mad tv.

[@strongarm6973]

Best story teller ever man. So spot on and quick with a funny comment, usually making fun of himself. Always a good sport.

[@RataStuey]

You can hear how much Howard loves Artie. He struck gold

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

He struck gold because of how much of a fuck up Artie is.

[@UlyssesDriver]

Loved*

[@apathy7899]

This had to be very early when he joined Howard. Artie forever!

[@ryanjones9498]

Howard is such a monster that he chose Artie out of all the other guys cause he had a bunch of fucked up stories.

[@selfishstockton6123]

@@ryanjones9498 he was funny that’s why

[@ek9996]

So very funny!

[@danielheckel]

The Understatement of the Year 4:40 Howard: "Didn't you used to be into coke, or something?"

[@arkjag2991]

..... That's true.

[@jcalli66]

Hah - so glad he was able to put his drug troubles forever behind him.

[@fshoaps]

This was circa 02/03. Artie Lange, at this point, had a lot more to his persona than drug issues. The extent of his issues with drugs up to this point were during the MadTV days.

[@ApacheScalper]

K rock Artie was the best

[@lifesentencesuxsodoesplayz7861]

The entire time Artie was on the show was the best

[@YouTubeIsTrash57]

The K Rock/E! Show days were the best overall. ESPECIALLY when artie got hired.

[@darykinnaman2319]

Artie for not being famous is really talented.

[@Lt.852]

The graduation story. I love it! Can't make that sh*t up. Too funny, it's so Artie & company.

[@Insult2myIntelligence]

Read Arties book. He admitted to making up almost all his stories. I wouldn’t take anything he says at face value

[@hellghost59]

I didn’t get to your part... I’m in the beginning!

[@Bobbychristopher]

legend

[@warrior1222]

this is classic

[@hasbeenbrutal]

Can’t believe Artie is still alive in 2018

[@tipsythefedora]

geoff abbott define alive

[@paullogan5240]

If you can call it that 💊💊💉🍻🍷🍹🍳🍰

[@yourerightiamright.3709]

And 2019... I honestly feel bad for him now with his collapsed nose and troll in central park demeanor.. If you can turn it into a positive, it would be that we should feel better about our health knowing he's still alive...

[@nomorejustifiedmurder]

@@yourerightiamright.3709 Artie needs to go work a regular job and get a podcast going. The guy is a hazard to himself with money in his pocket.

[@billybrothers2492]

what do you think now? lol

[@Jagethemage]

it was definately during the KROQ days because i remember hearing it in highschool, i wana say late late 2001 or 2002, but not sure. hope that helps even tho your question is a few years old lol

[@ccss5527]

IM IN THE BEGINNING! Lmao

[@joshuarayborn]

Happy Ash Wednesday

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

I like how the longshoremen were cool about him leaving

[@younggrinch2826]

Boy I sure wish I could listen to the rest of the story…

[@quiksix25]

Had to take 2 classes in summer school? Ouch. That's a rough summer.

[@chisicilian]

Artie was only like 36 when he did this, he was still a young guy and before the nightmares of heroine

[@Redhotshawntexas]

He had already done heroin for years at this point

[@evansgate]

@@Redhotshawntexas it's pretty much the consensus that Artie started doing heroin when he was working on his Beer League movie which is after this clip aired I believe

[@dabearcub]

@KCArmstrongXIV You had to twist words to get that joke in, but you made me laugh my friend. Have a good one brother.

[@quiksix25]

the best

[@deidarajunior1508]

he was on yesterday

[@oxyhydromorph]

Artie: Both our mothers were there.... Howard: Oh wow was your mother there? Artie: Yeah, ... Howard: Oh wow but what about the other guy? Was his mother there?

[@user-dx7yu1pm2i]

I love how robin got caught lying about seeing the movie..artie called her out! Ugh she is nauseating

[@jameshoward799]

Artie!!!!

[@creepmike77]

Love Artie. I wasn't allowed to go to my graduation either because I called the teacher a fucking bitch.

[@Lamtitude]

8:15 is that how Cokelogic from O&A got his name?

[@ritzy12345]

No part 2?

[@mabvlogs]

I also did the movie with will ferrell Elf. Funny movie

[@jaredmehrlich6683]

Bob Dole

[@Gunman610]

Ugh...'The Bachelor' was a remake of one of the greatest silent movies ever. Why anybody thought remaking it with a guy who's not a stuntman (or at all) is beyond me.

[@paullogan5240]

If phantom of the opera comes back to broadway there is a role perfect for Artie to play as Quasimodo. Almost a case of Art (ie) imitating (his) life.

[@randomuser8945]

Quasimodo wasn't in Phantom of the Opera. Quasimodo was the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[@krsfromprp]

Back when Howard was funny.

[@chrisporter9397]

Hard to believe there was ever a time where he was

[@Dibbs-qu1ke]

@@chrisporter9397 Back when Artie was funny

[@DiggitySlice]

@@Dibbs-qu1ke he still is, he just doesn't have the exposure

[@quiksix25]

Those odds are 1-3, not 3-1

[@khav11]

howard owned people lol. he did a number on kc, john, jackie, grillo, artie etc

[@westie0113uk]

Can anybody tell me whats happened to Artie? Did he ever come back after throwing the bottle at someone across the studio? I obviously know who Howard is & Robin, but only came across Artie yesterday when i started watching/listening to some clips of the Howard Stern Show yesterday. He seems such a funny guy.

[@coonhunter132]

westie420uk yea he threw a cd at teddy, he come back after that

[@JoeKoOhNo]

Rapid acerbic wit. Usually right on.

[@powelllapwert]

he was on from 2000-10, he did come back, left the show- has done spuratic interviews since, a simple search on a search engine would give you all the info you need

[@Cg-ru3eh]

powelllapwert 2009 not 2010

[@chesterpesko]

2001 not 2000

[@ElstonsGun]

he tried to commit suicide a couple of months later, i dont think those prayers did anything for him.

[@ULTRADREW1]

Coke logic-two words that make no sense together

[@dominicchallenger5880]

Artie.....I'm a drunk and pissing my life away .I'm told I'm funny and I have a family who loves me but yet I still continue to try and drink away as many of the l people who love me the most while throwing my money away. I get it ..its a ruff place to be...good luck

[@evansgate]

how you doin nowadays?

[@WolfPackNV]

Wah

[@JoeSmith-dl4jp]

"he was on Madtv" "What's that?" These girls must have been 13 lol

[@1994Trill]

They knew mad magazine so they couldn't be that young

[@dabearcub]

@KCArmstrongXIV No, just you. What, no fake laugh this time? I'm in your head...I pwned you.

[@MikeLavin]

@StrnFn9099 uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm neither of those lol. But, are you sure it was Artie that "destroyed" the show? Really? Hopefully soon when American Idol and America's Got Talent are on we can get more full segments of the show centered on that shit ; )

[@JuanLeche8]

Howard takes great pleasure in making Artie feel small

[@ZoSo471]

anyone know what year this was in? artie sounds pretty young here

[@Horus515]

NOBODY!

[@Jagethemage]

do you know the attempt to pass subjective opinion as objective fact is propaganda? it's truely sad to me that US schools refuse to teach this to children these days

[@WheresTheWall]

(obnoxious wheezing laugh)

[@WheresTheWall]

@@DCOM20. Trump lost LOL

[@dabearcub]

@KCArmstrongXIV I like to expose idiots for who they are... *LAUGHS*

[@jeffweaver6635]

atrie could do a show just on his coke stories

[@Gulfdiver211]

When Stern was relevant and funny.. same with Artie..

[@JoeKoOhNo]

His best years were with Artie; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Always something happening.

[@user-vw7dh9lg1f]

Is he alive serious question

[@purplenurps]

Imagine if someone spoke about howard the way he's wrecking his films he'll flip his shit.

[@stacykringle1059]

Was this before 9 /11 ?

[@caesar349]

Wow look at that- When Artie had a human nose.

[@curtisheinz4045]

RIP ARTIE

[@michael.alwill6168]

Again artie talks about money...

[@Dibrini]

Artie should be back as a longshoreman by January 2010.

[@dabearcub]

@lonnieknows5 Artie's as funny as you are smart; not much.

[@johnnyf8227]

Great story teller but I don’t think he’s funny. Shouldn’t have been so full time on Howard. But he’s the worst addict I’ve ever seen. Poor guy has cancers version of stage 4 small cell carcinoma (sp?)