"Listen sweetheart, it's a joke." Lololol Artie is a lunatic. And this is only one of his wacky stories.
@Jeffroshow12 жыл бұрын
" i thought she would know it was a joke" "what did the note say" "uuh i have a gun"
@Commenter56513 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ereek53 жыл бұрын
he said bc he signed it Artie Lange she woulda knew it was a joke... but says he was 17, he didnt even debut as a standup until 20, what the hell is he talkin about, no one knew of him then.
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
@@ereek5Maybe people in the area did? Idk it sounded weird to me, too.
@SSJbattousai0611 жыл бұрын
when you rob a bank you no take my daughter hahahahahhahahah
@JColeComedian11 жыл бұрын
God bless Howard Stern, KZbin, and all of stern's radio crew, past, present, and future. No matter what era ("erra') you prefer, this comedy gold will live on forever. Artie was the high water mark! (F Jackie!)
@danny0805947 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this ALL DAY ..Artie is a legend
@stephenworldwide7 жыл бұрын
"White Castle is always involved".....lol
@williamshaw90474 жыл бұрын
Yuck...I had White Castle twice and both times, it was mediocre...yet every time I mention it, someone starts defending White Castle. Maybe you had to grow up with it...I didn't have it till I was over 30.
@stephenworldwide4 жыл бұрын
@@williamshaw9047 It's something you grow up with in the NJ area. Everyone knows it's not gourmet. It's just fun. Kudos to you for replying to my 2-year old comment.
@andym85576 жыл бұрын
i miss artie stories
@SubZeRoy94 жыл бұрын
I watch these and I can just imagine half of New York City listening to this. It would be crazy to live there I bet all the early morning people listened to Stern.
@86islesfan4 жыл бұрын
It was even more funny reading it in his book
@ChrisCromag9 жыл бұрын
Why would you cut it off in the middle of Artie telling a story?
@bxnkroll6 жыл бұрын
Because he's a Heroin addict
@gratefulkyle15 жыл бұрын
Bxnkroll what does that have to do with a story
@gregoryandreski93415 жыл бұрын
Because people are spiteful and rotten
@stephenworldwide4 жыл бұрын
He was about to say how blood was flowing out of his nose all over the place in the restaurant.....
@stevejohnson25634 жыл бұрын
Because he's a fucking idiot. And he didnt put a date for the episode
@TheShadowBrokers15 жыл бұрын
When he told the nose explosion story that was a future prophecy
@kevinjohnson73005 жыл бұрын
Little did he know lol
@moefromdaareashow11234 жыл бұрын
you can say he was right on it
@TexasNewsOwL4 жыл бұрын
@@moefromdaareashow1123 thats crazy she looked up and his nose was all bloody. Your right it got worse
@moefromdaareashow11234 жыл бұрын
@@TexasNewsOwL yeah it was waiting to happen an i think he knew it was coming he just did not care its frustrating to see him waste all his talent an the opportunity he got to be with howard stern on his radio show.. many comics would give their testicles to be in that position an artie came from the struggle from woorking as long shoremen so he knew what it was like to wake up every day an work to make ends meet he even was a taxi driver at one stage its really sad to see him go through that an its all about choice no matter if your friends or family try to help you if the person dont want to help themself they aint gonna get out of that rut cause they love it
@bethsnyder83763 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make Arties life into a movie or make a Masterpiece Theater with his story telling. Artie's nose has been thru so much.
@WolfPackNV2 жыл бұрын
Beer league
@MrWildcat2009 Жыл бұрын
0:56 LMFAO!!!
@fishpasteysintheoven8 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, you fuckin blue balled the rest of that story. Shit man, buzzkill.
@JColeComedian12 жыл бұрын
Howard: Whadya wirte? Artie: I have a gun [laughter] LMAO...Arite was the best. The Artie/Sal/Richard years are my fav...F-Jackie, F-Stuttering John, F-KC....Artie foreva' Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree!
@robgreenawayy6 жыл бұрын
and the woman looks up at me to ask a question, and she just starts screaming
@gustavoherrera78647 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha artie actually makes jackie marlowe sound like a choir boy. man this is comedy!!!!!!!!!!!
@raccoonman1413 жыл бұрын
i think this is by far the best artie lange storys
@joemufc211 жыл бұрын
this is amazing
@Dibrini13 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine the stories we are missing out in the 1+ years Artie has been off the show!
@Daholy17272 жыл бұрын
This comment has aged well lol
@charliedawson8192 Жыл бұрын
@@Daholy1727 hahahaha right
@TheMrplayitsafe12 жыл бұрын
Symbionese liberation army, lol! Artie's TRUE stories are the best fodder for HS.
@fattony12308212 жыл бұрын
Artie has the funniest true life stories i've ever heard... the show is not the same without him...
@Horus51512 жыл бұрын
Dude my favorite is the Prader Willi event story!
@Puzzle_Dust7 жыл бұрын
If he had gone to jail for that we probably never would of heard of Artie Lange
@healthhavencom13 жыл бұрын
craziest story ever told
@xlnuniex5 жыл бұрын
Damn I really hope I run into Artie during one of these occasions. We live in the same area. But I’ve never seen him. Id love to meet Artie.
@ddave70268 жыл бұрын
I think we've all had that friend...crazy MFR
@sodguy6911 ай бұрын
Great Story
@Longshore798 жыл бұрын
My god I can't stop laughing
@MrGyromancy212 жыл бұрын
ARTIE HAS THE FUNNIEST LIFE STORY. I must read his book
@mindgames96145 жыл бұрын
10 YEAR OLD VIDEO. CRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@idlesofmarch13 жыл бұрын
lmao starting a fight in Burger King
@dacha199211 жыл бұрын
does somebody have a link to the whole segment ?
@Postemupman12 жыл бұрын
cant wait to see the Artie Lange Movie
@cmd29733 ай бұрын
I have a gun lmao!!
@Lvduggo6913 жыл бұрын
Funny shit !
@slimshaid13 жыл бұрын
@viciousbill My favs are the Pig Story and the Ash Wednesday one...but thats more because howard almost died laughing
@nunayobiz3 жыл бұрын
"They stitched up my nose and stuff." Well kinda.........
@MrAvidLearner14 жыл бұрын
jesus! lmao!
@krumbleton13 жыл бұрын
@viciousbill that's cool, but why do I sometimes see 20 minute videos on here? how's that work with the limit?
@orozcoj19845 жыл бұрын
Where can we get the full mexican restaurant story??
@volvoplz92092 жыл бұрын
Any link to the news article?
@exe4eye13 жыл бұрын
@BirthofCharlie the end of that story is that his nose started bleeding on the table or on the lady..
@hbplife86994 жыл бұрын
but i haven't been arrested in like eight years !
@moefromdaareashow11234 жыл бұрын
haahahahahah lol
@curtisheinz40455 жыл бұрын
RIP ARTIE
@Letsgodevils4411 жыл бұрын
Whopper with cheese
@MilkmanC3 жыл бұрын
Eatontown or Ledgewood White Castle bc I know it ain't no Cherry Hill lol
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
Artie Lange is from North Jersey. Wouldn't have been Cherry Hill.
@MilkmanC4 ай бұрын
exactly@@DavidAdarmases12
@sodguy693 жыл бұрын
When the Stern show was Good Unlike PC Howard these days
@joshuayost48895 жыл бұрын
I know a guy in upper peninsula of michigan who did that in the 70s for couple hundred dollars not sure if he made it out of the bank but he served 20 years and was white but pretty sure he was serious and wasn't a joke
@chrislandry88779 жыл бұрын
Artie's stories were good but you can't beat ripping on Jackie!
@flatoutlogic36158 жыл бұрын
Nah
@Itsmoraka12 жыл бұрын
L O L
@frankbarbiera85656 жыл бұрын
Pretended? He was probably crashing from yay and really tried to rob a bank! Pretty fucked up shit!
@redcomic6193 жыл бұрын
We now know Artie lied about most of his stories. Any idea if this was a fake story too?
@homer9868 Жыл бұрын
Says who? Where did you hear these were lies? From Artie I don’t doubt much of this haha
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
It's absolutely true
@redcomic6194 ай бұрын
@@DavidAdarmases12 Prove it.
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
@@redcomic619 Google it bro. You can find the article from when it happened.
@faffaflunkie13 жыл бұрын
The story does not make any sense. Artie is with his girlfriend and then decides to "flirt" with another woman by threatening violence. Notice how when the cops showed up everybody immediately suspected Artie. Maybe if the authorities had taken this seriously Artie wouldn't have become such a degenerate.
@davidfreeman74554 жыл бұрын
I love Artie Lange but if he was a minority he would've gotten 20 years in jail easy
@bleepbloop11574 жыл бұрын
David Freeman “I love Artie Lange but the American justice system is fucked”
@pretorious7005 жыл бұрын
Howard hired Artie because he desperately needed people to feel superior to and make fun of.
@52Tmacfan12 жыл бұрын
Um......okay. Not sure what that has to do with Howard Stern or Artie Lange, but whatever.
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
Guess you didn't listen
@Martinez188712 жыл бұрын
liar
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
It's a totally true story
@JSonder1434 жыл бұрын
Such a bs story
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
Not it's not
@mr.smithgnrsmith78084 жыл бұрын
Bs story...like all the rest
@DavidAdarmases124 ай бұрын
No, totally true.
@fattony12308212 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to hear obamas story ... you know the 1 that we will here 20 years from now ... he can write a book called : one that flew over the coo coos nest ... or how I suckered america into thinking I was actually an american citizen ...
@AshtonAndrews896 жыл бұрын
fattony123082 I bet you loved the last election, I saw you on several videos. 😂😂😂
@June28July6 жыл бұрын
He was born in Hawaii. That's how he had proven he was an American citizen.