Artie Lange Interview - 4/18/2001

[@derekgleeson1353]

Carson Daly has the charisma and stage presence of an Olsen twin.

[@jeffisontheair]

And the personality of drywall.

[@edub9930]

Try a rock

[@skycorrigan6511]

He makes Jon Ritchie look like Tom Cruise.

[@joshsnipes4811]

⁠@@skycorrigan6511you mean Jon Ritchie the former NFL fullback? never thought I’d see that name in the comment section of a Conan video

[@awesomecool3280]

I would love to F the Olsen twins. 20 years ago😂😂

[@samsmith4216]

Artie is one of the most entertaining talk show guests ever.

[@tylerm0089]

i cant believe artie tells these stories on one of his first late night show appearances. true legend.

[@joelglanton6531]

This was his fourth appearance on Conan's show lol

[@matthewbutt2340]

@@joelglanton6531 I don't think so

[@joelglanton6531]

@@matthewbutt2340 It's pretty easy to just look it up bro. 12/23/99, 2/2/2000, 4/4/2000, 4/18/2001. He'd been on Late Night with Conan O'Brien 14 times from 1999 until his final appearance in 2008, when he told Conan he was making a "big mistake" moving to The Tonight Show.

[@iHoPStA]

@@joelglanton6531 Yup...and boy was he right. Hindsight is 20/20.

[@chineserocks77]

One of the funniest men on earth right here. God bless Artie Lange

[@gotchaabeech]

You think so? You should do some more research on comedy. He is just OK

[@chineserocks77]

@@gotchaabeech thank you for straightening that up for me. I was confused.

[@Insult2myIntelligence]

Lmao Artie is not even in the top 100 at what he does. He definitely fit the Howard stern audience perfectly. His stand ups are shit. 160th/100

[@knockout9446]

Looks like you triggered a couple dumb shits.

[@knockout9446]

@@Insult2myIntelligence you must be really dull to be around.

[@rockyp5152]

Artie’s first day auditioning on The Howard Stern Show in Jackie’s chair was the very next month. May 2001.

[@mrs.herculepoirot7763]

Those were the days.

[@deadmanwalkingyep1336]

Any chance you have video or audio of this?

[@riggaxmorris]

​@@deadmanwalkingyep1336it's not hard to find

[@deadmanwalkingyep1336]

@@riggaxmorris I’m special Ed help me sir

[@Michael15_25]

Artie looks like he’s aged 40 years since then and Conan.... the same

[@allsystemsgo8678]

Well it is about twenty years...

[@yncasasue9721]

He looks good tho!

[@guyb6665]

@@allsystemsgo8678 averages out then

[@codeblue89]

They’ve lived two VERY different lifestyles lol

[@joeybonaventure]

Alot of you haters are sad. This man is hilarious. His faults and addiction got in the way. He still loved by many famous comedians.

[@jakesnacks1149]

He's a legend

[@pbleil]

get well soon Artie!

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

He got worse

[@patrickoliver9133]

He was only in his 30s here drugs and time hasnt been kind

[@paramvirsinghsandhu9]

We love Artie Lange

[@Southpaw_canvass]

What a legend! Artie was a great looking dude

[@mbolduc]

Artie is the KING

[@lancehurley9743]

R.I.P. stern show...

[@TexasNewsOwL]

Rip artie

[@TheSands83]

Artie is just like a normal dude on a tv show

[@joshuafult84]

exactly that's what makes him great . He somehow got into the business lmao

[@fshoaps]

Before he was a hardcore coke/H head.

[@fshoaps]

Our working class hero.

[@nick-ho9pc]

lmao arties coked up

[@bradlocken2621]

Oh my god you mean the known self confessed drug addict is on drugs? Get a life, go back to the Howard stern comment section

[@jumpinjojo]

My man is lit up on blow.

[@michaeloc14]

conan knows it too

[@scottr291]

@@michaeloc14 you can tell he’s not mad, he’s just disappointed

[@robertdavis4192]

god i really needed this, hilarious interview

[@phukit5456]

Love Arties comedy. I feel great about the way I look after seeing him now..

[@CinemaGulp]

Wow. Best talk show appearance by anyone ever???

[@jmotleyjmotley8494]

20 years later nothing has changed

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Story of my life

[@mickobrien3156]

Yeah, but he's still cool. Artie rules! Big deal, he likes heroin, pills, food, et cetera. Who doesn't? There's a pill that you can pop and you'll feel absolutely fantastic for 5 hours. No, I don't want something like that. Huh? I'm almost surprised the addiction rate in the world isn't near 100%. I'm just saying Artie's problems are very normal. He's an addict. Big deal. That doesn't mean he's a bad person.

[@floorbored3128]

Well except for that nose

[@inomad]

I miss when Conan Obrien’s show was funny like this. Also, Artie rules.

[@uverpro3598]

New Found Glory and Carson Daly? Thank you Artie for being the light in the tunnel of shit that was the 00s.

[@WarmandHardy]

When Conan gets nervous he rubs his fingers together and takes a swig of water.

[@GaeasBlessing]

Little did he know he would go on to shit his pants hundreds of times just a few years after this interview.

[@TadashiNazuka]

Love the sh*t pants story. We've all been there. Much Love for Artie. Truly Legendary.

[@ecdctechmma]

Artie is actually a good looking guy when hes not 300 pounds. Money and good looks and he still a drug addict. Crazy

[@bigcav925]

He was I would hate when the oatmeal geaky pelican would say Artie is a ugly man.

[@hotdog9262]

yeah if a curly haired potato looks good

[@tylerm0089]

looking at his 2008 letterman interview, 7 years treated artie horribly.

[@brophpiece]

They parodied this scene EXACTLY on Parks and Rec 311

[@Burgmannn]

S03E11..how?

[@Beans360]

The real story was he had to go because of heroin withdrawal not alcohol.

[@Beans360]

@Michael Scott he quit coke in the late 90s. He tried Heroin before he got addicted. Who knows what Artie was on.

[@mememaker9146]

I wonder if he would have crapped himself again in he saw his future self????

[@scottjennings2838]

WoW INCREDIBLE! CONAN is crapping HIS pants the whole show - LMAO

[@mickobrien3156]

Artie rules! He's perfectly fine playing the loser, the idiot, the foil, because he's genuinely a cool person. He's not insecure. He's not a dork that desperately tries to act like he's got everything in life under control. Sure, it's no act. He is a slob. But he's not insecure letting you know just how big of a slob he is. Again, it's because he's a cool guy. Artie rules!

[@emmanuelalmanzar4687]

Lmao he's immensely insecure and depressed lmao just not about the same things

[@riggaxmorris]

What's he saying robin? Actually he's severely insecure and depressed 😂😂😂

[@mickobrien3156]

@@riggaxmorris I didn't say he was happy. Only tards and weirdos are happy. So why mention he's depressed... so what! Lastly, I'm not interested in going thru 20 ways you can interpret or misinterpret 'insecure'. Thanks. You like arguing... Ok. But it's tedious.

[@joeymims5852]

@@emmanuelalmanzar4687 I love Artie also, but even though this is from like 2 or 3 years agio Im just reading for first time. This OP is a moron. Artie is as you said incredibly insecure, which is why he has had so many issues throughout his life. Doesnt mean hes a bad guy.

[@SuperMastaflex]

artie is the fuckin man!

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

He was handsome and also looked weirder skinny

[@shellbacksclub]

there are no TRUE STORIES when it comes to Artie! & Conan knew it!

[@peterholland82]

Yeah, sure, couple bags of white castle

[@Raytessa100]

" I'm like 2 minutes from my house."....."So I have to walk a half mile home." Lol

[@brownhooque]

Two minute drive could easily be a half a mile. Now you know.

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

When he had a nose

[@peterholland82]

So sad, when people have to pose with their kids.

[@caps201]

The segment producer probably got canned if he approved this story before the segment either that or Artie maybe just making it up as he went along and didn’t tell him the extent of what he was going to go into

[@skycorrigan6511]

Doubt it

[@TheJojoso]

My brother! Nice that you have thid interview, this is nowhere else found. Just one thing, couldn't you pan the audio to the left and right side?? Greets

[@yearight5303]

When he came out looking all trim I was wondering if this was a coke phase and he answered that question 2 seconds later. Lol

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

I love artie it's like if you or me got famous

[@AceHole90]

"COKE" haha

[@MichaelLopez-nc3xz]

I had a buddy like artie. There very hard to control but there alot of fun kinda like a Corvette and there kinda to them selves but love to party .

[@Lisarnca]

Young skinny Artie

[@yagimugayu4932]

Jeez Artie could never throw on some decent threads.

[@gordosgyno9963]

Yagi Mugayu lol i just watched a letterman interview he was dressed like a bum too

[@riggaxmorris]

I know EXACTLY what leather jacket he was wearing in the story

[@glennyg2235]

3:58 love how Artie gets away with an uncensored f bomb

[@-bdl2696]

it was "if I can finish" just super fast so it sounded like that lol

[@tk6137]

wheres the sound?

[@siriush100]

OMG, he looks the same!

[@hg2460]

Long live Artie 😂

[@Leba.Anatniuq]

I love seeing pre-Howard Artie/conan interviews.. Anyone know where we can see the previous ones before this?

[@-C.S.R]

I'm actually watching this on April 18 just randomly!

[@brophpiece]

They goofed on him so badly the following day on the Stark Show, literally to the point of near suicide by week's end

[@tdashkevich]

Erik Rife what happened?

[@TonyMacroni633]

Anatoliy Dashkevich stern pee on Artie on air cause everyone said he laughs after everything nd says you kno’w...

[@levihill9052]

No it wasn’t this appearance lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqPFiqeCabeeiLM It was this one 👍🏼

[@jakebee7205]

artie lange was "trim" lol

[@antimatta8714]

R.I.P. Artie's nose 👃.

[@rickdb8480]

Holy shit look at how much skinnier he is here!

[@austincraig8711]

This is before the drugs turned dark

[@kmatt420]

Artie Lange has problems with cocaine since the late 80s... but the heroin did fuck him up In a worse way

[@danielb27]

Hell yea look how great drugs are arties living the good life oh wait his nose left town

[@floorbored3128]

The nose knows

[@mikefarley6206]

I don't recognize him with a nose.

[@rsohlich1]

That 2001 TRL guy brings back high school memories.

[@MegQuezada]

Carson Bae-ly

[@djonenonly8381]

I went to TRL twice after cutin school in 2003..... that was after I sold artite some H in downtown Newark broad st..... den caught the path train to 33rd st.

[@arvydussibonus1712]

3:25 Hahahaha, what?!?

[@robertgriffiths1724]

Carson wants to clean the pipes

[@millyonair9225]

cocaine is a helluva drug. he did a GREAT job, though.

[@bhunji1850]

Another hilarious fake story by Artie.

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Ahahahah

[@peterholland82]

Why would you lie about shitting yourself?

[@seandeltano3104]

He's told this story several times, I believe it to be 100% true

[@stevenjm12]

Haven't seen this before. This is great

[@johndef5075]

Wheres the punchline😳

[@lukeisgrumpy]

Hey a story Joey Diaz stole. These are like easter eggs!

[@dustmightz]

before stern

[@zigfield723]

He was unreal cringe anywhere else than on Stern

[@estebancomulet]

Wow, Artie's not even overweight here. at all.

[@SteelCurtain222]

Coke,heroin???? You name it

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@Morgan Smith wow you're bored to comment on EVERY post that says something about drugs. Get a life fkin loser

[@knockout9446]

He was so skinny.

[@estebancomulet]

I'm from the UK so the fact Conan is so prudish about the word crap is weird. Didn't this show air at like midnight? After 9pm on British tv you can say anything. Still kinda shocking American tv is (or was) so censorious and evangelical. He should be able to say shit and fuck this late night..

[@truthhurts3524]

Coked up standup routine or talk show appearance 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@flyswatter45]

RIP the nose

[@seandeltano3104]

1:00 Coke....

[@Danimal77]

@Morgan Smith WTF? Anyone who points out the obvious, you call a loser? Get a life and stop replying to old posts as though they are new.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@Danimal77 this guy commented on literally every post about using drugs. Who's the real loser here lmaoo

[@nowaythishappened]

Before the heroin

[@shellbacksclub]

who tells an 11th grade story on a talk show?

[@johncurtis7186]

Without drugs and/or alcohol, Artie wouldn’t have had an act 😒

[@knockout9446]

Most of the great comedians wouldn’t have their careers without drugs.

[@johncurtis7186]

Knock Out : It wasn’t THE focus of their act.....there’s a difference.

[@ChiTownCzech91]

Coke....hahahahahaha

[@enzoferrari88]

The stories credibility started to fade about 30 seconds into it lol

[@BIG_Z_69]

Conan is such a pussy

[@nowaythishappened]

Before the heroin