Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live (FULL INTERVIEW) PT1

This is it!The hilarious segment where Artie berates host Joe Buck to no end!enjoy!

[@mikophilo348]

joe buck's human impression is getting better

[@patrickoliver9133]

Lol what an automaton

[@stevenL4U]

Lizard in a human skin suit.

[@marcspardello1254]

Hahaha

[@marcspardello1254]

Buck is pretty good, you get used to him. He actually seems like a down-to-earth person. I think the constant criticism has gotten to him. But that joke is hilarious

[@marcspardello1254]

Artie would have been okay if he stopped right after the TMZ comment

[@MrEvergreenLayne]

How HBO agreed to give Joe Buck his own show I'll never know. Yeah Artie crossed the line a couple times but at least he wasn't boring.

[@staysmuth]

I revisit this every few months. Still gold 🤣

[@chrisfegan81]

Joe: Here's a guy who's not on his guard Arti: It's showtime

[@STL02]

Artie WAS right tho, Joe never made it to episode 4...

[@joedimaggio3687]

And whatever happened to Artie?

[@DGF2099]

I love how Joe proudly announces his favorite website is TMZ and he's shocked that Artie would pick up on that.

[@jacobwells8960]

i think it was sarcasm

[@quiksix25]

Didn't sound like sarcasm- and did you see how uncomfortable he was when Artie went in on him? Literally squirming is his seat

[@old-red]

Jacob Wells idk, joe seems to be the kind of guy that would like tmz as his favorite

[@chrisfegan81]

Sounded sincere enough

[@socillizt4life]

It called sarcasm,you’ll notice how he bad mouths their media tactics straight after saying that “it’s my favourite website”,that’s the give away that Artie missed that shows it was sarcasm!For a man meant to be known for his wit’ it was lacking here.He’s a typical coked(or some stimulant)up arsehole in this interview,he’s comes across much better when on smack than stimulants

[@gee3680]

I finally found the footage. Like a rare Gem. God bless the Internet

[@stock9348]

“Well known homophobic” imagine this being aired today hahaha

[@davidneumann2705]

Stock hilarious!

[@chrisfegan81]

I wish it was

[@thedickens6490]

It would kill on LoS

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Not much would happen..

[@highpineapple]

@@Dev-In-Denver123 Be sure to dust off your clothes before you climb out from underneath that rock

[@BlkSethRogen]

Artie Lang had NO chill on Joe Buck. I approve of this.

[@hornplayerchris]

"Is this gonna take awhile?" "Yeah... sorry to ruin your fuckin' *great* show"

[@chuckd5877]

Joe bucks big opener was that tmz followed Paul Rudd and nothing happened lol

[@Mad_Thirsty]

hahaha awful

[@atomzero1]

Seriously, it was cringe before Artie even said anything.

[@spaceforce3643]

Proof artie saved the show

[@biguglyduck540]

@@spaceforce3643 they went to the Hail Mary 2 mins in

[@joenichols3901]

Artie was so entertaining in this segment that people watch it 20 years later

[@crazybarryfam]

Easily the best thing to ever happen on HBO

[@JimJamJ4]

This aired in 2009, you had my dumbass counting on my fingers.

[@Doomsdeath17]

i just watched to compare his nose

[@joenichols3901]

@@JimJamJ4 isn’t the current year 2029?

[@user-js5gt3iw1w]

because he was being real.

[@Bobandy420]

The best moment of Artie Lange’s career.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Beer League. Even the snobs at imdb have it at 5.9. (Andy Dick's equally good Danny Roane is at 4.5, because wild comedies are not "cinema.")

[@GGMM1579]

He left Howard’s show in the same year so clearly not

[@iamjp1]

@@thebrazilianatlantis165 beer league sucks lol and i like artie

[@Amp1771]

Guy was a trainwreck and making himself look unprofesssional and like an ass.

[@CH0MSKYH0NK]

Randy has better dabs than you

[@vincekooyman]

"Say what you mean Joe, we got an hour!!" He made the Stern show for me.

[@NadolfBitler]

Jack Buck was one of the greatest baseball announcers - a real old St Louis Cardinals guy. Shame his son is too uptight to even acknowledge Artie was paying homage to his father.

[@smallgoon]

+Amanda Knoblauch I know.. He told a great story (and even threw a bone to Joe too saying he was good at what he does) and then Joe ruined it at the end by begging Paul Rudd to talk to him about what... how they knew each other in high school? What a prick.

[@jack-ww1yc]

He talks about it in his book.....

[@gpwcowboy]

I was wondering how he got his job.

[@calmaclellan9192]

I still think about this artie joke. So good.

[@jamie.777]

His son is a good man. Artie is a worthless junky from jersy

[@jjsmiley1723]

Anyone here for Pardon My Take? Love my fellow AWL’s.

[@PatrickIngraham]

Wanna do some locker room talk?

[@hughgeary7356]

We don't say that anymore

[@stevenJ559]

Just guys being dudes

[@QuinTboy36]

Fuck didn’t know this was a real thing until that

[@lovesosaJDPON]

Peepee poo poo

[@socaldazed6076]

Let's face it, you're watching this b/c of Artie. Quick, how many episodes of Joe Buck Live were there? Who was on? ........ .................................exactly

[@eddiecongdon8017]

SoCal Dazed yes true only because of artie

[@-Trauma.]

This and the Floyd Mayweather one cause Joe and Mark Walberg pissed Mayweather off and Walberg was tryna act tough and glare at Mayweather but realized he for real, pissed Mayweather off and Joe lost control of the show.

[@krisschaefer876]

Hey, no shit! I thought Joe Buck was the female-to-male transsexual porn "star."

[@wallaceschneider1549]

You are correct

[@greenlime1997]

A record number of episodes: three! Lol

[@OneEyedShiper]

This is what every real sports fan wants to say to Joe Buck

[@ppumpkin3282]

Except where he said "I love what you do".

[@battosaijenkins946]

@7:37 AHAHHAHAHAHAH Look at Artie spazz out and panic like a WUSS

[@ryanschmit3948]

@@battosaijenkins946 he was helping his buddy dumb ass!

[@CinCee-]

Joe Buck is a loooooooooza

[@roderickcampbell2105]

@@CinCee- And you JC, are ... a what? You tell me.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"If Paul and Jason get boring, you go nuts." -- HBO's Ross Greenburg to Lange before the segment (as quoted by Lange).

[@antrosania1047]

Absolutely right! I was just watching the "Joe Buck aftermath" clip from HowardTV.

[@Machiave11i]

Yeah, but who knows if Artie was telling the truth? He wasn't exactly known for his honesty...

[@SubZeRoy9]

Lmao Ross Greenburg 5 mins after telling Artie to go nuts. "Oh fuck shit no no NOOOOOO! Not that nuts! IM SO SCREWED!"

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"He wasn't exactly known for his honesty" He mentioned Greenburg's name and has he denied it?

[@Xseedsofevil]

No, he told Artie to give some energy. Artie corrected himself when he first said he was told to go nuts.

[@tripledoublegainz3612]

artie is the only one who got genuine laughter and applause. haters can suck it.

[@Mfields4517]

Enablers destroyed arties life

[@cable7152]

@@Mfields4517 Artie is now sober for 2 years and lost 100 lbs, he's doing fine

[@Mfields4517]

@@cable7152 enablers took 40 years of his life

[@cable7152]

@@Mfields4517 coming from a former addict, trust me I get it, I'm just saying, it all worked out in the end, hopefully he keeps up the good work.

[@squadup22]

Man this is over a decade long, I remember watching this randomly on HBO when it aired, Artie Lang was hilarious, I loved how he just took control and shit all over Joe Bucks show. 😂

[@robovac3557]

It's 8 minutes long. What clip you watching.

[@squadup22]

@@robovac3557 I meant over a decade old or ago, should have wrote it better.

[@7505mike]

Joe Buck is a JERKOFF ! Artie was GEEAT !

[@samsca8529]

Buck defended Artie after this, the two of them are cool with each other.

[@lovesosaJDPON]

“Good segue, you’re a regular bob costas” lmfaooooo

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

These two arent even in the same league as Artie.

[@IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

Youre right. Theyre both a list celebrities and artie is a hobo in jersey

[@sarabronx4543]

This was a moment in time perfect captured. May we protect this footage at all costs. 🤣

[@DrewOwen040]

There is a mountain they use to preserve things like this, ...put it next to the Zapruder film

[@jasonallen6836]

Artie put his cigarette out in Paul's cup, then scrambled to keep him from drinking it...

[@berrey7]

Artie first puts it out in his on cup, and then when Paul hugs Joe, Artie moves it from his cup to Paul's as a joke, and then regrets it.

[@lovesosaJDPON]

“Speaking of batters here’s Barry Larkin” I’m crying bro

[@Taureg]

Joe Buck will go down in history as having the worst first interview question of any talk show ever, what the fuck was he rambling about tmz for

[@DumbVidsIMadeForAlex]

Taureg agreed, he didn’t even bring up a specific incident he just said “some day and some time somewhere TMZ filmed you, and you didn’t say anything to them, how did you do it?” The WORST question I’ve ever heard. It’s like your drunk aunt right before she passes out.

[@ericcartman7086]

Joe Bucks reaction when Artie says he’s going to light the cigarette is ridiculous

[@mowriter]

Not sure how Artie's performance was too much for "no obscenity standards" HBO.

[@terracottapie]

I think "obscenity" was just a convenient excuse to correct the mistake of giving the god-awful Joe Buck an interview show.

[@MrTNails]

Joe and Artie are good friends and Joe said in an interview later that he asked Artie to not hold back and lay on everyone as much as he could to make it interesting. If he hadn't it would have been the worst show on the planet.

[@MrSinister718]

He probably never thought he'd go after Joe like he did.

[@tomdallas3690]

When Artie askd Joe Buck what his second favorite website is at 1:32 it was one of the all-time daggers in media history. Just classic.

[@mvrksalot]

reading "Crash and Burn" got me here 😂😂😂 funny stuff love Rudd, Artie, and Jason!

[@quickunit426]

"There's Paul and that's Sarah Jessica Parker" lmao

[@davidcentocomedy]

7:31 Artie is not a bad person. Just pure chaos. He throws the cig away in Paul’s mug but then makes sure that Paul doesn’t drink it 👍🏼

[@mattbernabe]

Haha! It's funny that never noticed that. Thanks! I always kida wondered why the audience laughed after Buck asks if they have a picture of them. Now, I know.

[@billyshead1339]

I love at 7:38 Artie trying to stop Paul Rudd from drinking the water he just put his ciggy in hahah “Oh no eh agh eh” lol.

[@evilsWa]

Oh the irony now that Sudekis is an Emmy award winning A-Lister and Artie…Has a caved in nose and a fan base that hangs off every word he said 10 years ago…

[@michaelcote5944]

It's fucking gold the way Artie is so giddy after he says "and he's dating a fat chick" lmao even the huge smile right before his actual laughter.

[@mike12555x]

I miss this Artie so much, if comedians had their "prime", this would be his!

[@lakersfansince1991]

Artie is about 200lbs overweight 😂

[@mike12555x]

@@lakersfansince1991 I mean comedic prime, he was mad funny here, he is not the same.

[@lakersfansince1991]

@@mike12555x no i know. I’m saying it’s hilarious he made fun of Jessica Simpson for being a little too thicc while he weighs 360lbs 😂

[@mike12555x]

@@lakersfansince1991 bro artie lange is such a legend. His opening line about TMZ might be the best moment in TV history.

[@kieranhall17]

"Jack buck was ur father" "Correct"

[@AMpufnstuf]

"Camera crews following you....in this country....at some point in your life.....asking you questions..." Thanks for making this show enjoyable artie!

[@dankestranch8738]

I dont know why everyone was so angry about this when it happened lol, its hilarious

[@CirclesGaming]

wow this was sooooo awkward to watch but laughed the whole time

[@jasonregina13]

"Howard Stern's not a pussy!" Well, he is now. 🙁

[@Christhetim6767]

Lange is the man!

[@ephan8357]

Artie thinks he “killed” here? Lol

[@jackedattack8781]

For those who don't know, Artie and Joe knew each other, and Joe beforehand more or less told Artie to "be edgy and go for it." Artie wanted to make an impression on HBO and almost immediately afterward said he was sorry for going overboard.

[@evilsWa]

Wow thats not what happened at all what the fuck are you talking about? Artie spent the next week going on other shows telling people off for saying it wasn't funny. 😂 what are you talking about!?

[@ATMyles]

Aww, man, you’ve shattered the illusion!

[@ChonCopperfield]

This story has a lot of inaccuracies. First of all Artie didn’t know Joe Buck that well, Artie only showed interest of joining the show cause of Joes father who was considered a “legendary” sportscaster. An executive producer of HBO Sports by the name of Ross Greenberg told Artie before hand to be the extra energy if things or the convo slowed down with the other two guests that were on the show. Artie didn’t want to make an hood impression on HBO or please them. The only reason he went all out cause he assumed HBO was completely “no holds barred” but learned that wasn’t the case but he also never “apologized immediately” he actually doubled down on his position if anything.

[@kernelrom2349]

@@ATMyles😂😂😂

[@robgnar316]

Time for my quarterly watching of this .

[@Drew__Films]

Jason is loving every second of this

[@TimCollinsATL]

LOL @ Joe Buck when Artie goes to light a cigarette "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, SIR! SIR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" You're the man Artie.

[@CinCee-]

If Artie wasn't on this show no one would know it ever existed

[@deadeyeddanny]

this is probably the only joe buck show anyone has ever watched lol

[@The51stAgent]

@HenriT85 “Crystal meth is a great drug if you need to walk to St Louis one weekend” -Artie Lange

[@ltrain4479]

Artie and Joe have become friends since this. Joe also had his 3 daughters in the crowd, lol.

[@Hystable]

I was falling asleep before Artie came on 🤣

[@stevied4753]

"Meredith Baxter Birney! She's a battered woman. Speaking of batters here's Barry Larkin"

[@NicolasBowling]

Lmaooo wow Artie is hilarious

[@bigsassyster]

1:48 Watch this in extra slow motion if you can. The change on Joe's face in the following 2 seconds is priceless.

[@tonygunk6795]

"You Cannot Do That Sir!" geez joe

[@dexterslaboratory2404]

Two improv actors and a real Comedian

[@jakethiefx]

Haha, when Artie put that in his drink, I laughed so damn hard when he started to drink it lol..

[@guare456]

I remember watching live. I was dieing laughing. One of the funniest shits on live tv.

[@alecturner1811]

Joe Completely brought this on himself. The second he said “here is somebody who isn’t on his guard, Artie Lange”, he was done. Taking a stab at a professional stand up comedian, especially Artie who will say anything, was such a bad Idea and he paid the price!!

[@flangecorp9789]

This is incredible to watch 😂

[@RyanPhoenixAZ]

This is awesome

[@jodeville5362]

Only watched for the great Artie Lange!!!

[@loaloko9068]

Artie is hilarious. How good would this have been without him? He's a guy who's not going to play pretend time with anyone. He was just trying to relax and joke around and have fun, seemed as if no one understood that.

[@TechAtoZ]

Who's here after watching Greg Fitzsimmons on Joe Rogan???

[@americanfirst913]

JRE sent me here. I just had to see, they were right Artie STEAM ROLLED JOE LMAO

[@The51stAgent]

was this mentioned on a recent episode? which one?

[@americanfirst913]

Yes episode #1688 with Greg fitzsimmons

[@ericaikin3375]

"Crash and Burn" brought me here. FIYAAA!!!

[@raymo1834]

Me too!

[@rondyhenderson2696]

Fun fact: Artie Lange is a pretty damn good athlete. I was in a program back in 2019 that I guess drug court had sent him to and we played basketball together and the guy doesn't miss a shot. He's also a pretty good quarterback. He threw me a few touchdowns. We also played softball together and he was good at that as well. Apparently he had a scholarship or something like that in baseball. Can't remember what he had said about that though. He's a chainsmoker of Marlboro Reds (which he wouldn't mind letting anyone bum one off of him), and wore a beat up pair of white low top air force ones with black shoe laces. Anyway, I know I'm all over the place with this, but he was just a normal guy who was freaking hilarious with the stories he would tell. It's a time in my life that I will never forget especially since a couple months of it were spent with Artie Freaking Lange 😊

[@rhaniabensafia8892]

Great story I love artie

[@johnbrowntheprophet]

Ask him if he’d still do Cari Champion. 🤷🏻‍♂️👍🏻😂

[@MasiwNA]

I can confirm this story, I was basketball court

[@Physics072]

Great fantasy thanks for sharing.

[@JoeKoOhNo]

Artie once challenged a female collegiate star to a one-on-one BB game when he was on the Stern show. Howard called the game over the radio. Artie led by two or three points but got tired when he scored his 12th or 13th point and ended up losing. He was in his thirties and she was a senior. Your story is definitely credible.

[@dannygood4227]

I come back here every 6 months because I love to laugh

[@alecturner1811]

The Only time in Showbiz history when a celebrity guest was referred to as “SIR!!”, by the host.

[@jkmann]

Love that Sudekis always has on fresh Jordans haha.

[@PassDaMethod]

I love how you can immediately identify the thin-skinned insecure people by how offended they are by Artie's humor. Their silly outrage over nothing but (admittedly crass) jokes betrays them.

[@sskoog]

Artie's been pretty open about this -- Joe asked him, just before air-time, to "really go at [me], liven things up." It seems from the on-screen reaction that Joe got a little more than he bargained for, but, I mean, he directly asked for it, and, given Lange's previous history, should have known what he was getting himself into.

[@jordang8123]

Joe defended Artie afterwards, and even admitted he told Artie to go after him and just be himself, but said that he still though Artie went a little too far. Which is obvious by the way Joe kept getting offended every time Artie made fun of him. I think it was all hilarious, as did Jason Sudeikis who was laughing his ass off. But I will also admit that Artie could have reigned himself in a little bit, at least for half an hour, not immediately during the first 10 minutes. Even Artie will admit he got a little out of lie. Apparently he interrupted Buck and Greenberg's comments to mean he should turn the show into a crass Roast of Joe Buck haha. I hope Artie is doing ok, I've had opiate addiction issues myself and it's hard to be "normal", especially if your job is to be crude or absurd. He went off the rails because he was feeling great off of vicodin and whiskey, thinking he could do and say whatever he wanted and it would be great. This segment did sidetrack his career for a bit, but it's a drop in the bucket for the amount of times he's derailed his own self interests haha. Still love him though.

[@Saliiraan]

I love how much you care about how other people feel.

[@Machiave11i]

It was weird. It came across as two guys trading hostile barbs with each other and there was no one controlling the flow of the broadcast. It was funny as a Joe Buck roast. Then you realize it's supposed to be a Bob Costas/Tonight show vibe or something. Artie was probably coked out of his mind and Joe is not the kind of guy to A) host a talk show or B) someone who knew how to rein in Artie.

[@popvultureinc5007]

Artie was trolling ... Way ahead of his time. He even broke the fourth wall to explain it in this segment.

[@CNYKnifeNut]

What we call "trolling" has been happening for 80k years.

[@popvultureinc5007]

@@CNYKnifeNut i want receipts ...

[@chrisscornerx3]

I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@ziggystar7]

1:48 to 1:50 Joe just realized a mistake had been made. Priceless.

[@damianpriest196]

Only saw this because the Howard stern show talking about arties appearance came up first.. great stuff lol

[@billionkek]

-You're on your way -So are you - Hahahahaha

[@IIIIIIII]

haha, artie fucking killed! was funny seeing joe buck so uncomfortable. now he knows how we feel when we hear him commentate.

[@1kamphof]

no shit. fuck joe buck

[@rockhill8830]

I have done more, he is a junkie lard ass

[@rockhill8830]

got to where howard hated artie

[@rockhill8830]

no it wasn't, even artie apologized in his book

[@rockhill8830]

artie is a lieing junky, all he does is fight everyone because he is a miserable fuck. hes not funny. and sucked on the joe buck show everyone there thought he was a asshole. so think what you want to. even artie knew he fucked up read his last book.

[@cbrown2578]

Ohh my god. This is classic

[@JuanBassHead]

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@bobwalton4630]

I am reading Artie's book right now. For all the crap he has gotten about this show, Paul Rudd (Joe's friend from high school) told Artie, "What you just did was legendary". He said that right in the middle of the interview. So there.

[@cainification]

1:45 holy shit, Buck's face was priceless. Pure shock and embarrassment

[@jasonbourne5142]

It's obvious Artie was firing back when Joe said that Artie isn't on his guard.

[@JXC25]

KZbin is the best time machine.

[@GabGotti3]

I remember this like yesterday. First time I heard of Artie.

[@BingalingDaDream]

I'm sorry but the description of Joe Buck's dad was awesome. He was giving his dad props. Best part of the show in my estimation.

[@HugoStiglitz88]

LMFAO OMG this is the funniest Artie has EVER been and that's saying something if you've heard all of his reactions on the Stern show over the years.

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Resistencia Cristiana That guy was an asshole right?

[@citykid33]

Love how it's "LIVE", like that would give us any more of an incentive to watch it...

[@soundtracktothefuture226]

Love the Bobo shoutout 😂😂🤘💜

[@OcpCommunications]

I am a die hard Cowboys fan and Artie is still a legend and funny as hell.

[@BACKinBLACK1080]

Paul Rudd was a split second away from drinking Artie's water with the cigarette butt in it lmao.

[@StudioMod]

Honestly, Joe Buck was the problem. Artie would say he was great and so was his father and Joe would respond like "is this going to take long". Or even after his hilarious story, honoring Joe's father, Joe Buck would just be like "Paul can I talk to YOU please?" Like dude, the guy has the audience going wild. And he's complimenting you? What in the unholy ring of hell are you getting on him for? For breaking up your segmented questions about TMZ crews that filmed Paul "at some point, in some place". Artie honestly wasn't at fault here, he was just incredibly good at defending himself and Joe wasn't. It's funny because this would have been an absolute cannonball of a first episode if Joe Buck was actually mature enough to let Artie riff. My favorite part of this story is when he came out later saying that he was actually cool with it and told Artie to go hard on him. Like, yeah right dude. You were bitter the entire time.

[@bobwalton4630]

Hey it was great to hear Artie on Toucher and Rich this morning. Artie is still one of the funniest people on the planet.

[@user-tf9xy9bh6i]

That was fucking funny man, I understand the issue here; but this was really funny. I'm so glad Joe didn't take this to heart and realized he was only goofing and having fun.

[@JoeNocella]

If Artie was sober, he would never have said these things. He was wasted so anything goes!

[@AfterthoughtTV]

How did Artie think that Joe appreciated him after this appearance. The lack of self awareness is mind boggling. Joe was mortified lol. Artie was pretty funny but I just can't believe he initially thought everyone there was happy with it.

[@jjc3210]

one of my favorite tv moments ever

[@Suburbannite]

LMFAO at the cigarette in paul rudd's drink even artie knew he went too far there

[@gpwcowboy]

He thought it was Joe buck's. He wouldn't have stopped him.