Artie runs onto court

[@Devgru77]

Love Artie. He was the best thing that ever happened to Stern.

[@DrewMongo]

I’m listening to Artie’s early shows on Krock and he 10000% added the juice that show needed to get the Sirius deal. Robins news used to elicit tears laughing. He kept Stern going through 09

[@mysteriowc]

I agree.

[@RobFaulhaber]

Disagree he ruined the show

[@themrproamateur]

I will keep chanting till I can't no more; bring back Artie!!!

[@emptRx]

Agreed

[@yourerightiamright.3709]

I'd rather switch the chant to, "PLEASE DON'T DIE ARTIE!"

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Won't happen so keep chanting

[@ABCDuwachui]

Jesus, shut up Sigmund Stern and let him tell the story! And RIP KOBE

[@Cheezin48]

Artie never lets facts get in the way of a good story

[@frankpepe2079]

He’s lying about all this?

[@TwoPyramid]

​@@frankpepe2079A lot of people in the comments think so. I believed it at first, but upon relfection, it sounds far-fetched. For example, the rich guy striking up a conversation with Artie and giving him the courtside tickets.

[@jorgeb4963]

Artie never had the makings of a varsity athlete! Small hands! Artie’s bank robbery story was the best of all time!

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

I love the people that swear this is a lie. They don’t understand 1. Real life is funnier than anything someone can make up 2. There was a time when there actually weren’t cameras pointed at us 24/7 every single day of the week. It’s very plausible. In 98 my older brother decided on our way out of a sold out WCW Nitro in our hometown that he’d just start trying doors through the arena. Nobody said a peep until we were almost in the locker area bumping into wrestlers but because we didn’t speak. One of them finally said “who the hell is watching the door?” So we just broke and ran to the car.

[@bigmama3408]

"ms.california was raised in a certain way and I was raised in a certain way." lmfao love Artie's stories..hope he's doing better theses days.

[@littledrewboo]

This comment has not aged well

[@panzer7287]

I think Howard puts down "crazy" behavior because he's jealous that he was such a controlled person and never just let loose

[@donkeykong4712]

panzer7287 very true

[@chrisgarry22]

Artie is a heroin addict

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

exactly!!!! And that is why he is so nasty and jealous of Ronnie the Limo Driver does Ronnie's older than him and still party like a fucking teenager and can enjoy himself and not take himself so serious and give a fuck what people think of him. I'm happy for Ronnie I'm glad Ronnie had fun good for him Howard was so jealous so he puts down everyone it makes them feel small

[@tallthinwavy3]

Another great Artie story :-)

[@ScottyLo]

Artie stories are the best

[@jorgecornejo6866]

sometimes i wonder if he is telling the truth or not... good story though

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Of course he’s not

[@SiArks1]

Def embellished like hell!!

[@redcomic619]

This was proven fake. There would’ve been footage at a Nets game. There isn’t.

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

Artie Lange is the original big fish he's never told an honest story

[@JoeKoOhNo]

Of course he is.

[@TheWaaaahh]

howard really dont know to have and be fun..

[@matthewcolon345]

He admits that lol

[@StephenAndrew777]

Best Artie bit I've heard. Goo for you, Artie.

[@sternfan8831]

StephenAndrew777 Goo for you too, Beetlejuice.

[@Weshopwizard]

It is goofa me!

[@Junglist80]

"A Mets fan in a thong? How odd" lol

[@MrKaplanO]

Artie; best storyteller in entertainment business ever!

[@popville2426]

Artie’s friends probably started the asshole chant after the security guards tackled him.

[@camdensworld0516]

Father of the year. Explains a lot.

[@TheCoreyHodges]

“My old man always taught me, ‘you get arrested you just be ‘yes sir, no sir’.” -Artie “He was a good dad.” -Howard

[@paulk9188]

Howard is just projecting his past on Artie. He's ashamed/embarrassed of the stuff he did so he cuts Artie.

[@cody4335]

I swear in another segment Howard reminisces and praises streaking.

[@gregoryandreski9341]

Cody he did richard christy streaked

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

Yeah he made Richard Christy do it run through I forgot who it was the other satellite company who was it I think not Sirius

[@sharongardner2023]

Hey Howard it's called having balls

[@Vub.]

There would have to be footage of this somewhere right?

[@JTKatz07]

They had very different childhoods

[@efs120]

Lol at Howard saying "I'm a straight shooter" as his explanation for why he's never run on the field or even think about doing it. Anyone who has gone to a game and hasn't thought about running on to the field is just uptight.

[@matthewcolon345]

You are nuts

[@oldirtydasher]

Artie had the best stories!

[@bishlap]

LIAR LIAR Artie's on fire.

[@Horus515]

more proof...Fortune favors the bold.

[@Jeff-nt2qt]

What's a cumpelina (sp?) hat?

[@optimisticcosmic]

How did Howard go from fartman to having OCD?

[@Omegaman18]

i pissed out of a window during class

[@dr.drojondro8403]

They didn't think u we're a professional basketball player haha

[@lipglosskitten26]

Howard is so weird! I think everything they did was funny! He needs to chill out!

[@jogaleone7224]

6:14 you could re-frame this streaking story with biblical symbolism, stern being the luciferian rich guy offering dumb artie front row seats to his favorite game. him streaking on the stadium mirroring his cocaine-fueled LA chase episode. even his starring in ‘dirty work’ has a demonic twist.

[@maccooneygaming5888]

What the hell are you talking about

[@katkal3]

howard's right.Too many ppl do shit cause of peer pressure.

[@beertron7]

i realllly wish he made the shot but what- a story

[@larsfinlay7325]

"I was 17" as an excuse for a court invasion is about as artie lange as it gets. I knew not to run onto the basketball court at every pro game I went to dare or not. He will forever eschew responsibility and accountability. it's pathological

[@thomasmccann3679]

This is a made up story

[@larsfinlay7325]

@@thomasmccann3679 HEY FUCK YOU'RE A MADE UP STORY BUDDY

[@thomasmccann3679]

@@larsfinlay7325 talk to me when you’re sober

[@larsfinlay7325]

@@thomasmccann3679 that will be many moons from now

[@JoeKoOhNo]

At 10 his father catapulted him onto the field at Yankee Stadium following their victory in the World Series. Like he said, he was raised in a culture where fans acted out.

[@redcomic619]

Not saying Artie made this up, but probably all NBA games are taped and most televised, why doesn't a video of Artie doing this exist?

[@Ash-se6gh]

+redcomic619 who says there isn't?

[@redcomic619]

Ash Craft I couldn't find one. If there was, don't you think it'd be online somewhere?

[@Ash-se6gh]

no, who cares

[@redcomic619]

Ash Craft Fuck you.

[@Ash-se6gh]

love you too

[@Omegaman18]

apparently they did because i got in trouble for it

[@mcrome1679]

Damn Artie is like and amazing story machine

[@chrispyd603]

I feel like Ari is lying, but

[@ronaldjohnson624]

Streaking is crazy, out of control? Although, somehow Stern's come up, wasn't crazy and out of control radio?

[@richardwilliams5387]

Howard asks Artie why, Artie proceeds to give several reasons and after each Howard says "No, I don't think that's why" What an unbelievable dick he was (and to some extent still is of course) but the "old" Stern staff stuff always bugs the shit outta me and I for one don't miss a lot of the old show.

[@Lvduggo69]

@MrGrevy Yea, I like Artie to !

[@NewsHistorian]

Yeah Howard - doing stupid stuff in public is stupid. $100 million dollars makes all the difference.

[@jickniblet3723]

Farty Lange

[@bababooeydude]

@heyrocko..LMAOOOOO

[@lessthanjake63]

i just find it funny that stern always has such a tough time understand why people do things that he wouldnt do. its obviously because not everyone is like you......... dude what the heck happened to this guy. he was the same way back in the day but at least he was funny then.

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

beth

[@hyphynigga420]

If you were up in the shit seats with your friends in the first place how did you react and run on the court so quick? Big story gap I call bullshit on Artie

[@BCConcerts]

they paid off security guard to get closer to court before it happened

[@pepsitate8019]

He ran onto the basketball court at a Mets game?

[@donkeykong4712]

Pepsi Tate Nets*

[@davidgriswold4379]

Nets

[@finalman25]

what else is new?

[@Omegaman18]

pistachio

[@yagimugayu4932]

Artie such a liar.

[@Omegaman18]

exactly. artie should stick to telling interesting stories

[@drrayl]

a met fan in a thong how odd

[@acmejr]

Howard's such a liar lol he litterally did what the streaker did but on a grand scale and made a career out of it

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

Ever since he married Beth he changed everything I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned her 10 seconds I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned her 10 seconds into this segment

[@mr.thekidd498]

All Mets fans wear thongs, while all us Yankee fans wear our comfy Championship boxer briefs.

[@Mr.Iknowitall]

Artie is very smart .. I don’t believe a word of his story but He’s smart enough to say it was during the free throw show that is not televised and he also said he didn’t get arrested so nobody can check his story

[@Jay89848]

Don’t believe this story at all lol

[@BuffaloNyBornRaised]

I never believe anything Artie Lange said

[@NeechOne]

Lol

[@RobSKIDDY]

I love art but some,if not all of that story is bullshit. It is funny tho

[@tomlewis5542]

heroin..coke...booze...BORING

[@kperez724]

Emblesher

[@DamonMorgan]

What a boring story.

[@NeechOne]

who cares

[@Lvduggo69]

Artie the master of story telling. Jacky the master of stealing bad jokes from no name authors so he can't get sued. But he's really the master of greed for fucking up the greatest job in the world !

[@matthewcolon345]

Fartman

[@TheShepster80]

Bullshit.

[@sososohaunted]

+TheShepster80 Seriously. Like you can tell he's lying through his teeth with this whacked out story.