Arumba the Murderer - Crusader Kings II

[@Oujouj426]

"Oh, she's homosexual, this shall be a challenge!" -Arumba

[@farribastarfyre]

For those looking for it, or missed it, this was at 4:16.

[@mathgasm8484]

Need to take Arumba to a lesbian bar and see if he says that. I would totally buy him a drink to watch.

[@balintvasvari7573]

A "snuggle with a struggle", amirite?

[@grizwoldmayor6671]

Jabir... In prison for 65 years. Is 65 years old.

[@omegasrevenge]

We will never forget you, Jabir, your place is in our hearts right next to Harambe.

[@MjaucastRenzhion]

Grizwold Mayor I died when he said that ahaahhahahaha

[@clonetrooper730]

Holy fuck dude, that man is like the Muslim version of Bane. Born in a prison cell, except unlike Bane he's going to die in there too.

[@igorchernenko2499]

abschussrampe I

[@Alexander-tu3iv]

I wonder who his mother is, looking through his videos right now to find out. Poor Jabir

[@An4thor91]

"We have to vote...ew. Democracy, what kinda crap is that?" -Arumba

[@harmenkorvemaker3350]

"Taught him all about the birds and the bees, and the priests and the childr...." - Arumba

[@serbanoiueduardofhousevalr7208]

Harmen Korvemaker >:]

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_ANDERSOOOOOOOOON!!!_*

[@sophiaisbased9621]

"I want a court eunuch dwarf jester." Arumba

[@Priyo866]

"How do I sleep with my daughter?" Arumba

[@sophiaisbased9621]

"I love killing children." Arumba

[@sophiaisbased9621]

"You better believe I'm gonna do some incest - I mean wincest!" Arumba

[@caglarcakar6935]

"I could throw my wife in prison. What is she trying to do? She is trying to kill my lover. Ha hah ha! That's funny." -Arumba

[@jamack12345]

"Some times it is nice to wear a dress, and walk about" - Arumba

[@cacksm0ker]

This is a god damned masterpiece

[@lacerda6804]

Arumba, also known as plotting clusterfuck of death and destruction.

[@rbd6502]

Victor Mapping it is pronounced "wincest"

[@vladimirlenin8917]

"How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?"

[@AJ_244]

"That's unfair!"

[@MilanPavlovic540]

You must be a Messalian or Zaroastrian, because of the lower penalties, seduce your wife and have a child, your future wife, with her but don't legitimize it. You can arrange bethrotal and marry her when she turns 16. Hope this helps (which surely will)! EDIT: Didn't realised that was the sentence Arumba said.

[@mattbenz99]

You should be allowed to. It should be a massive relationship penalty if you are caught though.

[@PETIKE19951128]

Marry her off to someone than seduce her.

[@ScryptarPlaysGames]

we need a compilation of Arumba playing Factorio multiplayer moments where he tells the others how wrong they are. that's easily 40 minutes

[@clairearp2842]

+Long Game Short This is a great idea!

[@jabirjabir6246]

Here I am, Jabir. Still waiting in Arumba's dungeon. Still waiting. Just over 60 years here...

[@308473mb]

Mr. Arumba's wild carriage ride.

[@tristantfly]

I want to get off Mr Arumba's wild carriage ride!

[@betterrobots]

there's only one way off, and it involves a balcony.

[@zsaric13]

Reb Brown i

[@89IronMan2]

ALL ABOARD!! Hahahaha

[@benjaminsloniker3423]

In real-time, Arumba is amusing. Edited like this, well, let's just say I'm getting looks at work right now.

[@xIPatchy]

I'm convinced that if the NSA listens to everyone secretly that Arumba has been put on every watch list available.

[@alexcaswell2]

"Why am I trying to kill my wife? What did she ever do to me? Eh, I'm sure I have a good reason."

[@berlindude75]

"My wife was imprisoned. I didn't even notice she was gone." xD

[@travisredd6488]

berlindude75 ok

[@tyvo5690]

"birds and the bees priests and the children"- Arumba

[@ThatIrishLass]

"To you, my dear, I will always be faithful." Damn, Arumba couldn't even keep a straight face.

[@Oujouj426]

The finest strategy game deadpan comedy.

[@niene82]

Ok, regency over. Everyone involved will now DIE... lmao

[@robins7730]

If Arumba ever decides to run for public office, these videos are going to be quote-mined like you've never seen before.

[@popcornrocks5208]

JediRonPaul And it wont even be hard to qoutemine.

[@matass95]

''How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?'' :O Arumba for wincest :D

[@Gachmara]

I once played AGOT, during Aegons conquest, where he failed to kill the gardener family, so i took matters into my own hands. I slaughtered nearly twenty family members in the course of ten year, most of them children, and then went to war against them for the throne, where i massacred the rest except two boys who i had castrated, enslaved and blinded XD

[@kevinshaw4730]

Gachmara ... Well Goddamn.

[@-Big_Big]

that canyon outside his castle must be full of carriages.

[@TheOtherwise1337]

I love the way you edit these videos, it's absolutely perfect. The Phantom of the Jews had me laughing my ass off throughout my house. Keep them coming, preferably more Arumba!

[@emperorfrederickjohnsoni8510]

king henry VIII simulator

[@Sweettooth1231]

"Prince Manrique, who the hell is that? someone im supposed to know?... oh, its my son"

[@AJ_244]

"It's the carriage for you."

[@chiu20044b122]

This is brilliant. Can't believe I only found out about it now. I request a 2nd compilation!

[@LongGameShort]

Soon. 90% done.

[@gs9976]

You need to make a compilation of him pronouncing placenames ;)

[@LongGameShort]

This is a wonderful idea. I'll defenitely do it. Sometime later, after 3 or 4 videos.

[@gs9976]

yay ^^

[@greawer8207]

I remember when he tried to pronounce Szczecin, I think it was his Cossacks Uzbek game in EU4

[@grahamgawd1615]

"That's all women are good for in this game. Making babies and alliances." So sexist yet so true I died laughing. xD

[@sindra309]

Tmw you get captured but you just smile in your cell as you have already won the war as you begin killing your enemies from inside a cell.

[@wokealarm6203]

omg the nostalgia, i remember the wife is pregnant event picture like its burned in my retina

[@proverbialking3452]

if i ever want to threaten arumba...i will just retrieve the audio from this video...and parcel it to the nearest police station

[@kfizzledizzle8467]

"My son was born! And he's a twin! Two twins!." Yes, that's what 'twins' means.

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

Arumba "the Carriage Killer" of Leon

[@Fearosius]

21:55 - Prison for 65 years! Hahahaha! Lost my shit!!

[@G4MERM4D09]

23 minutes of pure gold, nice.

[@williamhughes2396]

4:30 "the birds, the bess, the priests and the childr- ima stop" arumba is the best

[@ThatIrishLass]

"Sometimes it's nice to put on a dress, and, y'know, walk about." Arumba, is there something you'd like to tell us?

[@dibuk123]

This. Is. AMAZING!

[@AlertedSponge]

ive been looking for this for so long

[@juliusvanderpoel5648]

And this is just one playthrough...

[@Enchie]

If Arumba was my subject, I would plot to kill him immediately, because I know he plots to kill me and every I love.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

"Aurelio the Just" xD

[@awakeramos]

Please share/give this to arumba, this is hilarious

[@McGrewer]

Out of context is the best context.

[@legiovl5772]

"Babies and alliances!" - Arumba

[@sophiaisbased9621]

Arumba is basically Walder Frey :D

[@karterdavis2732]

Arumba should not be the leader of any country

[@csobangal3944]

"two twins" good job Arumba...

[@HenriqueRJchiki]

Redundant but technically not wrong

[@IemandIemandus]

We need some T-shirts based on this video

[@-Big_Big]

"Make sure you stick it in the right place" Arumba

[@markpalmieri2808]

Free Jabir! He didn't do anything!

[@BlazeWill]

"Your wife was pregnant but I was away wasn't I?" You can get this all the time if you are paranoid, which I'm guessing you are since it happened with the next wife.

[@popcornrocks5208]

William Kuehn You can also grt the event if you are not paranoid. Trust me, in my games it happened like 5 times to me while I was leading troops. It was always while leading troops.

[@Mr9TalesFox]

A son was born, my son, and his a twin , two twins, wow. :D

[@tarvoc746]

"How many wives have I been through? When in doubt, kill them all." - Arumba

[@SneakySkitz0]

That's something I noticed when Arumba plays CK2. Even when he isn't talking about killing the person he is looking at, he still checks the plot to kill chance. Maybe not always but there is a lot of times where he silently checks it. It's hilarious to me xD

[@Zorro9129]

CK2 is so broken when being evil has practically no consequences.

[@nomad123ad]

What do you mean? If you get caught trying to kill somebody, of course there are consequences.

[@plat2716]

"Two twins! Wow!"

[@Zeredek]

"Princes Hmhmmm"

[@draflo]

13 should have been "13+1" cause she was pregnant.

[@raspberrypie1706]

Poor Jabir

[@rosteroster]

#freejabil

[@Slopdoggy]

"She's just a thing... A wretch." Got me so good

[@freddykingofturtles]

Henry the VIII? Psh, what an amateur.

[@Wooksley]

“I want a court eunuch dwarf jester” - Arumba.

[@ToastyMcGrath]

Man, this game turns you into a monster, lol

[@-Big_Big]

tumblr finds this and implodes

[@HenriqueRJchiki]

This video is even funnier when you realize 769 leon is now ridiculously easy with the reconquista mechanics

[@tarvoc746]

"You know what attractive daughters are good for? Nothing, really." - Arumba

[@aliasn4088]

My highest record for murders by a single character is 68. My guy was busy…

[@adomjonsen6131]

hilarious

[@Subcomfreak1]

"the answer is, she is sleeping with her nephew."

[@Sethola]

this world is too cruel for children

[@Sgarboss]

Love your videos! Keep up the good work.

[@bramvhgames5454]

I want him to run for president. That would be some great drama. :D

[@mathieugariepy2948]

Glorious.

[@s.k.t.1945]

Man this is porn.

[@Bram06]

I love it, please make more of these :D

[@Zeratulr]

To be fair it's not all just about the murder. It's also about incest. Murder and incest solve almost everything. That's what this game has taught me...

[@patteri90]

Holy shit that Vidi, Vici, Veni pun

[@predraggrujic2239]

"So sad I can't sleep with my daughter..." Ok I know it's CK2 but srsly wtf Arumba?

[@harleyjudy2850]

Teach me your ways wise one

[@AbraxasTheSecond]

This has been great. :)

[@crackshack2]

Arumba the Psychotic 😂😂😂

[@-Big_Big]

came here from factorio fatorisimo arumba mentioned this, hillarious

[@pavelstoyanov4963]

Killaim in which episode he mentions it

[@swootymedia6398]

15:01-15:08 Ah. The Putin Method.

[@Willys-Wagon]

Why one murder plot at a time, why paradox. So many needs to die, so little time..

[@DoctorPaco]

2:53 LMAO!

[@DoctorPaco]

4:30 EVEN BETTER! XD

[@hershkrukover7846]

guys can someone tell me how to get hereditary despotic imperial autocracy? it was my wish for my birthday

[@Priyo866]

This video is full of win.

[@XxXValeriYoXxX]

Wait untill I tell the P.C. Police about this!

[@Wodehousean]

awesome sauce? by any chance do you like parks and recreation?

[@achillesrodriguezxx3958]

Lol exactly what I did for elective sucession. Vote for me or die

[@JonatasAdoM]

I thought I came here to watch Crusader Kings *not* Hitman

[@Sohs_35]

This is actually hilarious

[@josepinto2280]

I accually played a game were my 45 year old wife tryed to kill my 23 year old lover. After 20 years she successeful did it with the help of my ruler that was the son of the lover . And I quid you not she died 1 week later

[@joebothell2171]

This is in no way provacative, none whatsoever.

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

#JusticeforJabir