Trekking Burger | Ashens

[@moneymandate]

Dropping a fully assembled burger out of a can is just surreal

[@TheDouble094]

You forgot the quotes around Burger.

[@Vaultboy101]

It's a burger Jim but not as we know it.

[@oskarrandall]

""""""""""Burger""""""""""

[@samcal5075]

@@oskarrandall that's it

[@oskarrandall]

@@samcal5075 wym

[@klever5888]

"Oh god Stuart, there's a bun inside"

[@icyatlasartworks]

"Oh, you are fucking shitting me"

[@RikoKrazy]

signalex1182 na mate ur just a two year old that can’t spell

[@hummus1406]

@@RikoKrazy Oh the irony.

[@HOXiFiRE]

This is my second vid and so far they're fucking hilarious

[@CocoTheMii]

@xXRHYSTYRELLXx But it's Stuart...

[@TheBrianJ]

I love how Dan says "oh god Stuart there's a bun inside" with a voice that is PURE HORROR.

[@voltairearouet1374]

It clearly wasn't pure horror, he was just surprised. Idiot.

[@Iridium242]

"I like vaggie, a lot of us do but we don't write it on fuckin tins" OMG I am sitting here cracking up.. too funny

[@glengraham7080]

I want a tin of this just so I can have it on my kitchen shelf 😂

[@archetypalculinarian]

"I like vaggie; A lot of us do, but we don't write it on fucking tins." - quote of the century.

[@manga4774]

lmao this comment section is gold

[@nilchameleons]

if you watch the video, you'll notice they say many of the same things - wild

[@TheHutchy01]

The way Dan says 'I do' comes a close second

[@carbonearts9955]

Hazbin Vaggie? 👀

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

@@carbonearts9955 This was years before Hazbin Hotel was ever a thing.

[@dangibbz1996]

I adore the way Dan shouts "STUART?!" when he's been left on his own with the disgusting food! He sounds so worried 😂😂😂

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

As if it's going to leap out and bite him

[@Pikachu132]

@Sassy The Sasquatch This burger probably turned quite a few people vegan.

[@PriyaPans]

In fairness....if there's anything I expect to mutate into living food.....it would be something that has been in Ashens sofa.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Same when he thinks Ashen is about to take another bite of the "it was meat at some point" hamburger.

[@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz]

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IT!

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

"Oh god Stuart there's a bun inside" OH YOU ARE FACKIN' SHITTIN' ME!! What an apropriate reaction.The best part is his accent, which is usually very hard to pick up on.

[@manga4774]

HAHAHAHAHH

[@MrTheil]

"THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING THING LIKE ON THE-"

[@pcadamtaylor4262]

Where is the accent from 🤣🤣

[@nevango0690]

He lives in Norwich

[@vtec-3467]

What’s hard about picking up on the accent? You make no fucking sense

[@Parnifia]

I think they actually took a picture of a carefully crafted burger and cranked up the contrast to make the ingredients stand out more. The downside to that being the patty looks like charcoal.

[@Vaultboy101]

Just think about the ones that didn't pass quality control.

[@d3generate804]

@@Vaultboy101 i dont think there is any

[@hamzasultan96]

"Carefully" crafted. I agree with the editing hypothesis but that is not carefully crafted, it looks like a minimum wage worker made it at the end of the day.

[@markmcpheters]

aka, LITERAL FECAL MATERIAL

[@JonatasAdoM]

Also usually the label picture is what they suggest you use the product on. I don't expect hotdog to come in the sausage's bag.

[@falconofthenight008]

"oh god there is a bun inside" "oh you are fucking shitting me" I fucking lost it XDDD

[@UncleHaul]

Just before he was like it even show a perfect serving with a bun and tomatoes but even then the burger is horrible

[@combinecommando001]

The accent just tops it all off. I'm dying over here.

[@Crash_Tastic]

Its 1:30 am and im laughing my ass off when they said that

[@dongatello6969]

I am the 700th person to like this comment

[@baitrunner1000]

I'm the 817th person to like this comment

[@sirprintalot]

*breathes in Oxygen* *Dan makes throwing up sound*

[@CounterNerd]

sirprintalot *exists* *Dan makes throwing up sound*

[@Rabbachino]

CounterNerd closes video Dan makes throwing up sound

[@cipherrevenant3239]

FlattenedRabbit Dan makes a throwing up sound. Dan makes a throwing up sound.

[@cipherrevenant3239]

Cipher Revenant in all seriousness though, I think Dan is funny.

[@EggsDiamond]

I sense a new meme is being born

[@marioalmanza32]

This is the kind of shit they serve at Krabby O' Mondays

[@MrTheil]

Only 50 times worse

[@marioalmanza32]

+shlibber My school had government shipped re-heated microwaved school lunch, I ate once or twice throughout the whole year

[@marioalmanza32]

+shlibber Jesus, my heart goes out to you. I thought I had it bad.

[@adrianalemar2710]

Mario Almanza the gray stuff

[@adrianalemar2710]

shlibber exactly

[@Cricketmane]

I love the way Dan says "Stuart!"... Everyone says he's a wimp, but I think he's adorable.

[@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-]

He IS though

[@Elder74]

Somebody's in love.

[@gui18bif]

@@ShadowYoshi-Vincent- ?

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@D'niro Gavin he's a bit of a pussy yes....but an adorable one.

[@seanhearn9616]

Neh he's a pussycat

[@LakesideAmusementPro]

Ashens "Look Dan! A gallon of milk!" Dan immediately starts to gag.

[@davidca96]

He seems like a major wimp.

[@davidca96]

He seems like a major wimp.

[@zukodude487987]

Milk is full of pus and disgusting.

[@beyondbeyond1965]

Ashens: Look! An egg! *Dan starts to uncontrollably vomit*

[@MyHeadHz]

Dan a cookie! *Dan vomits

[@MXClover]

I must be one of the few people that found Dan funny. The "There's a bun inside" just cracked me up with how incredulous it sounded.

[@pupmups-rq1cc]

MXCloverlel

[@muangau1]

"An Excellent Bun"

[@codboroks97]

MXClover I laughed at that for 10 whole minutes.

[@sminkycorp]

MXClover Its always bad when you dont believe what is inside a can! ROFL

[@Tanrayough]

MXClover I died

[@supermanlypunch]

the desperation in Dan's voice when Ashens was leaving was so genuine and terrified.

[@alansunter2383]

4:35 Apparently you are supposed to heat the can up in boiling water for 10 minutes and then open the lid to reveal the cooked burger.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

I can think of very little else I would prefer the least to happen.

[@6inTruder]

But wouldn't boiling the can for ten odd minutes make it kinda hard to open?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@6inTruder My guess is that the can just spontaneously opens itself.

[@queenbiscuit311]

@@HappyBeezerStudios in boiling water?

[@jamesnicholson3658]

@@HappyBeezerStudios I will go by old composite ration packs from round WW2 and the 50s and guess you pop the ringpull to make a gas release and then submerge the tin about three quarters of the way.

[@kackers]

Ashens: "I'm gonna try it" Dan: "No don't do it Stuart!" Every video with Dan summarised

[@ultraminecraft69]

It's so hard to watch older videos on most KZbin channels, but ashens is different. His content is so consistent, that the older videos are still gold.

[@riot_cats]

You are absolutely right. I found myself watching 9, 10, even 13 year old ashens vids and they still amuse me to no end.

[@inzane86]

Canned hamburgers. For the next time America is at war.

[@The8347135]

Soon then..

[@joeg6242]

@Humans Are a Virus You weren't complaining when the Americans saved you from speaking German...twice.

[@coffeecoffee5914]

According to the website it can't even be sold in America

[@idealsurrealism9587]

@@joeg6242 gg

[@richardnoggin1526]

I'd rather have a hamburger MRE then that. At least then you get other stuff to eat and a drink.

[@Aentismik]

"I DON'T WANNA GET IT OUT, IT MIGHT FALL APART" "I hear that so often" ded lmfao

[@plumbojumbo2190]

"An excellent burger" - Chef Excellence "like skyrim with guns" - IGN

[@JSHADOWM]

you mean like skyrim with BUNS, right? -shot-

[@plumbojumbo2190]

JSHADOWM y u do dis

[@enragedtomato31]

***** "7.2 out of 10 too much water" - ign

[@plumbojumbo2190]

Mauricio Boites "10000000000/10 it's ok" - IGN

[@plumbojumbo2190]

***** "BELIEVE THE HYPE"

[@Spike-Prime]

I love how Ashens was utterly disbelieving and in complete mockery of the very idea that you'd open up the thing and there's a bun, salad and stuff inside... theeeen he opened it and, wow, it didn't lie X'D

[@nolankadinger7357]

I can imagine Hank Hill saying "Trekking Burger" in a weirdly passionate tone.

[@EquinoxMusicPromotions]

*Opens a can of rice* "Smells of literally nothing but rice" - Ashens, 2014.

[@SergeiMosin]

"After that thing, anything is good" BRING ON THE SCRAMBLED CENTURY EGGS!

[@lukemarshall1475]

In a tin.

Or that fermented fish stuff.

[@TheBreakingNorth]

Vegetarian Edition

[@joshbored15]

Martin Drkoš surströming

[@tsethbright]

Martin Drkoš *A Fermented, Century Egg mixed with Fermented Fish and surströming. Tho when I think about that, Stuart would probably die.*

[@M070RG0A7]

I like the ambience added to these videos by Dan gagging in the background.

[@BolverkAtlasia]

I like watching these videos while eating, not because I'm a glutton for punishment, but because it makes me feel amazing about what I'm eating. If I get unfortunate with a new restaurant choice, I remember that some imbecile in the world is possibly stuck with a trekking burger.

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

+Bolverk-GTM I fucking know right?

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

James Franco shot op cyka

[@JamesR624]

True, you could be eating Compleats or just a bowl of chips and these videos make whatever you're eating taste like a nutritious 3 course, 5-star meal.

[@SiGhast]

"You're always good value" is the best way of describing a friend's place in your life.

[@Smoke1]

Reminds me of that TV show on Disney Channel a few years back called "Teen Angel" where that kid ate an old burger that he found under his friend's bed, died and turned into his guardian angel. Who remembers it?

[@MegaMarie]

Smoke yeah made me be afraid of burgers for 2 years or so because thought I was going to die

[@Jeroenske]

Smoke Leave it to Disney to make a TV show on deadly food poisoning. And what kid would honestly eat an old dusty burger found under a bed. To think of it, how would a burger end up under a bed anyway ?

[@Smoke1]

***** It's America, there are burgers everywhere, even under beds.

[@Jeroenske]

Smoke haha

[@treatb09]

Smoke i once ate a burger i dropped at mcdonalds in schuyler nebraska

[@GlitchG00D5]

when he pulled it out i was just like "ingredient = bun"

[@inactive1925]

Hahahaha same! @Stanley54

[@mitchinatr7093]

Artificial Salad

[@shanecarroll8942]

my favorite part is Dan dry heaving uncontrollably off to the side as Stuart calmly pulls the burger apart

[@CocoTheMii]

Stuart: *casually pulling apart and discussing the ingredients in the burger* Dan: *dying in the background*

[@MrBaris115]

oh my god remember that spongebob episode with canned bread?

[@theMcWOPPER]

Don't talk shit about canned bread that stuff is fire!!!

[@gang6009]

+theMcWOPPER Wow! Canned bread! this place is heaven

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

Ah yes, Tentacle Acres. Who can forget?

[@Cricketmane]

I read that as Testicle Acres.

[@MASTER_ORB]

what's the difference amirite

[@meanowner]

why do i always watch these when im eating

[@ARandomLoafOfBread]

You just can't help it. Neither can I. Whenever we are on KZbin eating, we are drawn to this channel, and there nightmarish reviews. That, or we go and watch Nerd3. Either way, it's instinct.

[@meanowner]

A Random Loaf of Bread XD yup

[@cecilanahz]

A Random Loaf of Bread ikr?!

[@MadWasp01]

A Random Loaf of Bread How the hell can a loaf of bread use a keyboard? Let alone read a comment on the internet?

[@ARandomLoafOfBread]

I never said I used a keyboard or read comments. I have a human slave that I have possessed to do that for me.

[@CrimsonFox36]

my god... it's 90% bun!

[@RSD321KOOL]

No its 100% krap

[@pokemario6456]

90% bun, 10% horrible, miscolored, probably poisonous mystery meat. Seems about right.

[@bluelagoon1980]

+Crimson Vulpes My god... It's full of stars!

[@sirdetmist3204]

+Crimson Vulpes and that bun was only 5% bun

[@GoldsCovers]

So odd I just came from watching tf2 videos and I see a top comment with this profile pic(:

[@LyK0sa]

I have to come back and watch this every now and then, Dan spluttering and wretching in the background is hilarious. "oh god what are you on about, it *does* smell!"

[@InuitInua]

Anyone who can't go awhile w/o a hamburger is not the type of person who goes camping/hiking.

[@kingofburgerz]

I don't think the best type of person who likes burgers would eat one out of a can.

[@Lukeno52]

Apéritif 420 I don't think anyone who likes burgers would eat one out of a can...

[@Sreven199]

I dunno. Last time we went camping, My dad brought a grill meant to be put over a fire, and we had grilled chicken, fish, pork, and yes, hamburgers. They were pretty damn good.

[@InuitInua]

Sreven199 That is light camping. I mean hiking into the forest with no amenities camping.

[@Sreven199]

Ahhh. Okay. Sorry, Didn't know you meant hardcore camping.

[@Lobito-qz9pz]

"I like Vaggie!" The tone, the volume, the pace; he pronounced it so perfectly, that I laughed until I was dizzy, sore-throated, and developed stomach cramps. Don't ever stop making these videos, comedy gold so rare

[@voltairearouet1374]

Imagine writing this comment, reading it and then deciding to actually post it.

[@zangl2955]

@voltaire shut up nerd

[@Lobito-qz9pz]

​@@voltairearouet1374 Imagine being so miserable, you rage-respond to 8 years old comments

[@Marinuss]

"There's a bun inside!" Just made me lose my shit.

[@hendoiii3487]

Watching this again 10 years on. Poor Dan still has nightmares about the moment you opened the can 😂

[@AspectOfTheStorm]

After looking at their website, I found the description for the trekkingburger. Here's what it says: Cheeseburger in a can. Simply put the can in hot water and warm it up to your taste. Alternatively you can heat it in a pan. Ingredients: Beef, cheese, onions, cucumber, mustard and ketchup. Somehow, I highly doubt this would make much of a difference.

[@AgentTasmania]

Would fresh up the bun and massively alter the taste of everything in it. It could actually make a pretty big difference, really. Still probably wouldn't be very nice, but like the difference between the bolognese and the chicken curry hot pots. It could make it edible.

[@RobitskiStudios]

AgentTasmania You see how the meat was gray on it's under side? That's what happens to meat that would have gone out of date without a massive amount of preservatives, and they have to put food colouring in it. They only coloured one side of the meat. That's cheap.

[@AgentTasmania]

Good point. I withdraw my optimism. Neither side was the colour of nicely cooked beef.

[@cvmaniac7286]

RC Gusto ate this same burger and yes you are supposed to boil it in the can (it will not explode. The can will basically steam cook everything). Both RC Gusto and Emmymade also ate a canned burger that came in a box similar to what the Big Mac and other similar burgers come in.

[@michaelm8852]

Eight years really deepened Dan's voice.

[@ominous7271]

"...boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!"

[@inkmime]

Excellent quote man

[@Audiomancer]

I hope there are no Klingons on the starboard bow, Capt Kirk isn't coming in peace and phasers set to kill, and I hope you find some life, but not as you know it.

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

@@Audiomancer and ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics.

[@youweremythtaken]

I laughed at 'I love vaggie' for a solid 10 minutes oh my christ

[@wisdompowerdonut1964]

Your profile picture perfectly represents one of their reactions.

[@youweremythtaken]

shlibber why, thank you.

[@VideoGameManiac8]

especially since horses dont have the ability to puke but hey its an unicorn!

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

BazingaUnicorn vaggie cream

[@eddiespaghetti54321]

BazingaUnicorn Same

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

"The meat is actually made of people who are trekking." I laughed SO hard at that. XD

[@Adrastia]

Soylent trekkers.

[@ASpooneyBard]

These guys should feel lucky to have this. 100% pure ground trekker is getting pretty expensive these days.

[@GraemePryce1978]

OMG, I just googled it and that burger . . . thing, costs nearly £5.

[@10191927]

Graeme Pryce you might as well just go to McDonalds and get a full meal, at least it's fresh when it's made right.

[@GraemePryce1978]

Marth Well, I think the 'trekking burger' is designed or times when you are too ar from a McDonalds to do that, but if you must use tinned food this 'thing' should be the last option. You can get a tin of beans and sausage for about 50p that is ten times tastier and 9 times less expensive! lol

[@GraemePryce1978]

Ali Abbas ^^^

[@logonfire5387]

Graeme Pryce oh god

[@hoganbentle3582]

Jezz In America I can buy a fresh burger for 1 dollar And yet the salad is what costs 5

[@Larry]

Saying about taking a burger while camping, I've had friends that have ordered a pizza while camping and told the driver where they'd meet him! But camping isn't camping anymore is it, when you see these idiots taking their TV's with built in satellite and DVD player with them.

[@sleepingdogez1608]

There's even an inflatable movie theater for campers. (It's more like a drive-in theatre)

[@NessLow]

Wow people do that where where is the fun in that now.

[@killerkonnat]

NessLow All the fun is on the internet nowadays, you know?

[@Larry]

SleepingDogeZ Oh yeah, someone posted the Disney one on facebook. But unless you invite the other campers, you'll just piss everyone off with that.

[@spicypants3667]

Well, a few weekends ago, I traveled about 6 hours via canoe to get to a campsite and I had no elemetronics with me. I'm that hardcore

[@daly1961]

"I love vaggies" "a lot of us bloody do but we don't put it on tins" got me creasing 😂

[@CynicalGamingBlogTerry309]

That burger looks like it's just risen from the dead

[@mas9510]

+brainjuice654 zombie burger!!!

[@dankmoo]

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.

[@cpt.cuckmeals4332]

*_A Zomburger._*

[@Ninetails2000]

+Invader GIR WISE FWOM YOUW GWABE!

[@idou]

+brainjuice654 Zombie burger

[@CoasterPheonix100]

That is the most horrifying burger I've ever seen.

[@CoasterPheonix100]

***** Vaggie burger is much worse.

[@UnrelatedNonsense]

***** Haha you didn't get the joke.....

[@CoasterPheonix100]

UnrelatedNonsense I got the joke. It was shite.

[@astral_plane_crash]

***** It was pretty great.

[@CorpseFyre987412]

***** Ahahahhahaha you legend XD

[@pUrpLEsnake325]

Man I never thought I'd see the day I saw something worse in quality than a Mcdonalds cheese burger at 2AM

[@muangau1]

MkDonelds is vry delishush chjkejenm

[@Oedurribeiro]

Assassin268 I only ate a McDonalds once, i paid 20$ for a cheedar cheeseburger, Had to wait 30 minutes (standing) for them to make the bloody thing, and it did taste pretty good. But... I had a pain in my heart for the rest of the day. I was literally too scared to drink cola thinking i would pass out, and have in mind that the burger was really goddamn tiny (about 4,5 cm). It just makes me wonder how do people that eat Big Macs in a daily basis are still alive.

[@pUrpLEsnake325]

Adachi: Midnight Rapist 20 FUCKING DOLLARS!? HOLY SHIT! Also yeah mcdonalds burgers don't taste awful they just are awful lol.

[@amihartz]

Adachi: Midnight Rapist A burger you ate caused heart damage within the same day? Are you stupid?

[@Oedurribeiro]

Amelia Hartman No just weak i guess.

[@YourAppleSalesman]

I love how Stewart is commentating the burger while Dan is dying in the background

[@CompleteCretin]

Why have I only discovered this amazing channel in the last 24 hours? Can't stop watching.

[@Serucipe]

I was actually expecting there to be an entire "burger" inside, so I don't get why they're so surprised.

[@Mustang424]

What they were expecting was something similar to spam (potted meat) and they would provide the bun.

[@noco-pf3vj]

I am also surprise that inside that tin is an entire "burger".

[@Serucipe]

Mustang424 I know that's what *they* were expecting because they said so. I'm just saying I don't get why.

[@tropifish7780]

Serucipe Because people normally don't put whole burgers in tins?

[@superraiden]

Thats nice

[@o0julek0o]

I swear Dan has the weakest stomach possible.

[@jerryquiroga7814]

This doesn't even count as a burger. It doesn't even look anything like a burger. Everything on it is at the bare minimum of is used in a burger.

[@nickfromsydney]

"Pony-trekking or camping, or just watching TV" ... that one nearly slipped under the radar 😂 Finland, Finland, Finland.

[@Exarian]

"Stuart, don't leave! Stuart don't--" *slam* "STUAAART! I LOOVE YOU!" "No! I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!" "No you're not--" "This is bollocks! This is fucking bollocks!" "I can't get off!" "What is this!?" "I CAN'T GET OFF!" "WHAT IS THIS!?" "WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I can't do it, Dan!" "I can't either!" "I can't fucking do it!"

[@primeevil41]

Are you making a Game Grumps reference in a ashens video? .... At least you're referencing when they were actually good...Oh ho! The internet is going to destroy me....

[@Powoga]

Ah, the good old days.

[@TrueStopwatch]

primeevil41 Eh, whether you prefer Danny or Jon is completely subjective. Smart people won't judge.

[@kreenfarhat3785]

ok...

[@TMJBtv]

I cant upvote this comment enough

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

oh my god, I love this video. Stuart's reaction to their being an actual bun in the tin gets me every time.

[@scott110699]

Some how, some way, you actually managed to use the wrong "there". Even when "there" is the correct one, AND the default "there" that people always use, you still managed to mess it up. Don't take it too hard, but I am laughing too much not to mention that XD

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Scawsome I'm usually so good about my "there"s.

[@scott110699]

Duncan Van Ooyen We all make mistakes

[@r71490]

"Oh you are fuckin shittin me"

[@ChocolateMaddi]

That's my favorite part XD

[@SethBoiardee]

I died at that part xD

[@m1a1ambramstank]

Gets me every time.

[@worminator980]

Stuart: hey Dan! Dan: *vomits*

[@TheSuperSangan]

I've never seen anything like this in America.

[@RadicalRed1]

That's because it's German. If you look at the writing carefully.

[@uamdbro]

+Monster of the East I don't think Germany is the only country that's ever thought to put a burger in a can.

[@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79]

+Monster of the East "I LIKE VAGGIE" German for "fuck this food"

[@okarowarrior]

+M.O. but its from tailand..

[@okarowarrior]

***** Whatever. In spanish it's "Tailandia". That's why i wrote it like that. There're a few words similar between the languages except by the little difference of an h. harmony;armonía . ability; habilidad. An so Those similarities made me misspell even in spanish, wich is what i actually speak

[@nicks4802]

the way Dan wretches right when Stuart says the word "pickle" at 3:32

[@tsa7007]

I love how Dan gets progressively more british as he gets more disgusted

[@skrrskrr]

This is what I used to watch while eating in my room as a kid. Good times.

[@Thanos6]

I love how the burger has an American flag on it but the product is really from Germany. We have enough horrible food of our own, don't try to blame this one on us too!

[@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz]

That's just dissimilar enough to an American flag that they can claim it wasn't meant to be one, but with the stars and stripes visible in the image it does look like they were trying to invoke it lol

[@FiorinaArtworks]

Ashens, this is what it says on the tin: "To take it out easier, open both sides of the can (top and bottom). After getting the burger out, let it sit a couple of minutes before eating." See, you let it "breathe" first. =3 Maybe it self-inflates after a while, just like camping mats.

[@AndersonFamily12]

Can't wait until they invent a fucking Trekking Chinese Buffet.

[@thecolorpurple4807]

+EeblShadow Fucking flat noodles and uncooked rice

[@taxman3749]

'A canned Hamburger' sounds like something you would have to find to solve a puzzle in a Monkey Island game.

[@mazza960]

Trekky Burger made with campers for campers.

[@oofouchowie6425]

mmmmmmm canniblism

[@unreal_taxi]

Underrated comment.

[@anon15169]

turns out canned bread is a real things, spongebob was right

[@ariryan8832]

Purple Pinkie Pie Lol, ur comment made my morning. Thanks

[@lunargames5246]

Purple Pinkie Pie Yeah, they actully sell canned bread. Like whole loafs in a tin! It's weird but....good apoclys food...i guess.

[@BaconandSushLover]

Apocalypse ^^

[@BiddinUp]

FrankFilthy _Tv he means the show was right

[@keirancreevy4360]

Carvail bb wow you're a bender

[@Stormeris]

As a poor-ass student, i'd probably eat that burger even after it expired

[@manofcassidy]

just get cheap pasta or cancel your Internet. anything to avoid that horror.

[@Lukeno52]

Except something like this is probably ridiculously overpriced (mind you, I wouldn't eat that if you paid me to - and I'm a student as well!)

[@Stormeris]

I didnt mean it as i'd go out of my way to buy something like this, but id still eat it, better than going hungry

[@Stormeris]

John DeBrino That's pretty much what i eat most of the time.

[@LordDragox412]

John DeBrino rAmen to that, brother :D

[@ezelllohar]

I love Dan just losing his shit and coughing and retching and he isn't even trying any of it lol

[@GeronKizan]

I remember that you're suppose to boil the can first before eating the burger. It'll cook the burger and its contents on the inside.

[@SuperLuigisWorld]

is this the spongebob where they kill the health inspector?

[@3okayy]

it looks like what they serve at my school.

[@MameXLIIIArchives]

or prison

[@christopherchamberlain8414]

Same thing

[@RSD321KOOL]

^^^^^^^^

[@harrisonfraser9128]

I now how ya feel man

[@Chris1pf]

+fluxx wolfe know*

[@bingbongdingdong867]

Dan: "Tere's a bun inside!" Stuart: (Excessively dramatically increduolously: "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! THAT'S IT CHANNEL'S OVER." Best scene of any Ashens video. X'D

[@Just_Amatuer]

Dan's gagging either made this video much funnier, or much more disgusting.

[@HaroldWilsonsGhost]

or both

[@faelnor]

I find him quite annoying.

[@Tim0o]

ThatOneGirl reverse sexism lol

[@BananaRamaLovesGames]

Tim0o It would be reverse sexism if i said all guys are pussies but i didn't. you failed dude lol

[@TRIIIAD]

ThatOneGirl Hello M'lady *tips fedora*

[@brianoconnell6459]

From what I understand, these things involve removing the label, boiling it in water for about 10 minutes to decoagulate the toppings, steam the bun, and hopefully render it edible.

[@joey3070]

IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA IT'S JUST POORLY EXECUTED! JUST PUT A FUCKIN MCDONALDS BURGER IN A TIN AND I'D BUY IT, YOU'D MAKE A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS

[@Extrafun]

Yall rite catbug, yall okay bud *pats head*

[@tefras14]

TheErciyaslar No they make them even more horrible now.

[@bloodysteel6429]

TheErciyaslar But they'd never go bad! (I'm not joking McDonalds food NEVER EXPIRES!)

[@Powerracer251]

BloodySteel64 It can rot though in a few weeks, but vacuum sealed it might last longer.

[@salami99]

BloodySteel64 i htought that was only in a frige i mean liek 14 years...

[@n30m84]

This is one of the best videos on KZbin I have watched it once a year for 6 years now

[@OzTheCactus]

Dan just wasn't ready for this shit. He woke up, and thought to himself; "I'm going to have a great day today!" ... But no, he wasn't ready for THIS.

[@mcwolfbeast]

I looked up the instructions on the trekking burger's site and no, you're not supposed to eat it cold. They say to heat it in a hot water bath before eating. "Just drop the tin in a hot water bath and heat it, open the lid, and enjoy" :D

[@apes4days254]

"Where did you get this from?" "In a tin."

[@redpheonix1000]

The best part is Dan casually gagging in the background

[@donrosscojoe5014]

I heard a wise man once say: "You can't polish a turd"... But apparently you can put one in a tin...

[@SeriouslyMikey]

That burger looks like something a man would give birth to the day after a take away.

[@DeathTheKid2100]

Ladies and gentlemen, the food they serve in hell.

[@Luke29121999]

Nah to bad for hell more like the food for the pleace worse then hell. earth

[@quinnguyan6600]

Luke-Antra How is earth worse that hell. You should be happy your living, but i guess you would rather live in enternal pain insted of being on earth.

[@quinnguyan6600]

what?

[@quinnguyan6600]

Im not religulous

[@quinnguyan6600]

I really dont know but if hell would be real it would be much more worse that earth.

[@peterclarke7240]

"we're never going to top that!" And then Stuart was sent a whole chicken in a can...

[@EarthwormShandy]

I love Dan, so glad you brought him back to suffe. . .I mean eat these things with you!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

The picture on the can shows a burger that's been cooked far, far beyond edibility. Like, to the charcoal stage. What the hell? I love it!

[@FatTonyBBX]

I'm almost certain you're supposed to boil the can the burger is in before eating it. Not that it'd help the flavour, I guess.

[@mantis877]

The bun would be a soggy mess though

[@nohozana]

Yeah, I just saw a video of someone doing the exact thing. His cat seemed to enjoy it.

[@Greenleaf_]

PressStart420 You boil the can, not the burger itself

[@Kaiimei]

Boil the can? More like throw it into a geyser of lava and hope you never encounter another.

[@MeowMeow-cg1ws]

I've had one of these. It wasn't that bad. It wouldn't do to say it wasn't bad though on Ashens. Doesn't make for entertaining videos if you just say "yeah it's alright" and you don't have a complete pussy in the background wretching. Man, I'd pay good money to be able to punch that Dan bloke, I'd relish it. Then force pound shop food down his throat while he's on the floor snivelling and calling out for his mummy. Pussys like that make me feel such embarrassment for the human race.

[@placeholdername3206]

3:06 I swear to god i can re-watch that reaction over and over again until im crying from laughter

[@voltairearouet1374]

There's absolutely nothing funny.

[@placeholdername3206]

@@voltairearouet1374 sure there is

[@Poharex]

You know it's ought to be gold when you can sum it up as "one whole ____ in a tin".

[@theonewhoknocks5978]

I love how he eats out of date food and is fine with most of it, but when he took a bite out of that in-date burger he was probably signaling for Dan to shoot him

[@KGA7771]

Good thing I was drinking ginger ale wile watching this.

[@KGA7771]

Keeps you from being sick to your stomach

[@Kletterhase]

+Kevin Arehart was it over 30 years old? if not, you gotta step it up! ;)

[@bmo14lax]

Yup. Fun fact ginger ale has more carbonation then any other soda, which along with the ginger really helps nausea

[@Hurricane047]

I love watching these videos at 1am when I'm hungry, it makes me not hungry anymore

[@nagaempress]

You didn't boil it... SO I think this has to be done again!

[@FPSyorkshire]

I like vaggie, well most of us do but we don't put it in a tin. Hahaha ashens you legend

[@PieGotFace]

Is that the politically correct version?

[@FPSyorkshire]

***** well I've got more +1s so yeah lol

[@PieGotFace]

FPSyorkshire Fuck off

[@13odman]

" Cheeseburger in a can. Simply put the can in hot water and warm it up to your taste. Alternatively you can heat it in a pan."

[@anfieldlegend]

lol, recently discovered your content and am binge watching. crying laughing, thank you