You're the reason I heard a about Ashens, and I'm so glad I did...this is amazing.
@AntonioStellaBottomTile378 жыл бұрын
So glad I'm finally getting the recognition I deserve
@nicholasmarty43708 жыл бұрын
You've earned it mate.
@Optropicraft8 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile I will now become Ji Plug Pu Melon. Maybe.
@SamnissArandeen8 жыл бұрын
You ate enough Ji Plug Pu Melons to be worth it.
@Perktube18 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile Loving this to tears!!
@bronwynjohnston16698 жыл бұрын
I have a medal. It has your name on it.
@Nyanaid8 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears (tears)
@osiris92008 жыл бұрын
Tear bottom tile
@zackl20008 жыл бұрын
(Tea-arse)
@extremelymoist66618 жыл бұрын
(I mine tea-arse)
@prylosecorsomething31948 жыл бұрын
tears (tea ras)
@MagnusTV19908 жыл бұрын
tea ears
@DaggerThrasher Жыл бұрын
All this time later, and this video still makes me literally cry laughing. Actual tears and everything. Just when you're recovering from "Antonio Stella Bottom Tile", Ashens tries to continue with "Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai" and that's it. It's all over
@puciohenzap891 Жыл бұрын
Same, still hilarious since day 1.
@ThePreciseClimber5 ай бұрын
The way the "anglicised" names start out mediocre but only get worse & worse is simply perfect.
@julianmhall2 ай бұрын
IIRC the only video he ever had to reshoot Ashens was laughing so hard..
@chris18t3 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this video from time to time just for a laugh during these dark times.
@canniechan13212 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@theatheistcowboy42272 жыл бұрын
Here for just this reason. 😂
@jordlopez Жыл бұрын
same
@sarahowen2292 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@theblode1337 Жыл бұрын
someone asks "what's your favourite infectious laughter video" and here i come yet again
@owenklassen29493 жыл бұрын
That whole paragraph is what happens when you press the talk like a fool key
@seamuslight247210 жыл бұрын
Jesus, you'd think the guy had never heard of the famous Italian violinist, Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai...
@cingco784010 жыл бұрын
Also known as "Melon Nai The Violin Guy"
@vzwGrey10 жыл бұрын
YOu both killed me. :)
@OutOfTheShadows19 жыл бұрын
Harmonics are cool.
@minefilms11229 жыл бұрын
antonio stella bottom tile is the most famous violinist who ever lived!
@ellenruthgraham2974 жыл бұрын
(ji plug pu melon nai)
@QtheWhatever9 жыл бұрын
This is one of those times where I wish I'd been able to see his face.
@hd_harold75879 жыл бұрын
Print a picture of Ashens and crumple it into a ball. Then flatten it out mostly. Flick some water at it's eyes and you're done.
@jaywrights8 жыл бұрын
+HD_Harold what a crease
@bloxxerstudios87468 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's about right
@SmeddyTooBestChannel8 жыл бұрын
Nearly 2 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off. 10/10.
@makinjica8 жыл бұрын
Ive just watch this again , for the same lols as first time i watched this , and and it did it again !!.. ( tears of joy ) . Go ashens (ashens) !
@tyco35997 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@221b7 жыл бұрын
How do your legs remain attached to your torso?
@RAFMnBgaming6 жыл бұрын
Over 2 years later from this comment and, yup it's still true.
@carlwheezerofsouls32735 жыл бұрын
@@RAFMnBgaming 8 months since this reply and indeed still correct
@Violetcas978 жыл бұрын
I have never heard Stuart laugh this hard before, this is my new favourite thing
@MrTheil8 жыл бұрын
His laugh is magical
@hackeritalics7 жыл бұрын
That "GAGKCOUGHP...oh-f.uck.COUGHCOUGHCOUGH" at 7:05 made me lose my shit.. :'D
@NeatNit8 жыл бұрын
I just love that last attempt to continue reading. In my head a voice says: "Finish him!" and then, "ji plug pu · melon nai" You're done, Ashens. You're done. You were no match for this insanity.
@ChickenPika10 жыл бұрын
"If it is talk nonsense long time no touch, about 26 automatic turn off." Sounds like a bad relationship.
@TundrousOfficial7 жыл бұрын
my favourite pooper is here
@Mae_is_gae7 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it's chickenpika! I love your rosen based work!
@mrcynical-93046 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika a
@Misguided_Robot2734 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to press the act or talk like a fool key
@Nanancay9 жыл бұрын
OMFG I REALISED WHY IT'S ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE In Mandarin, Antonio Stradiavi is pronounced Andongni'ao -si te la di wa li (obviously you don't say it all detached, but those syllables EACH mean Stella Bottom Tile) - so they didn't keep the chinese pronounciation and just translated it into English. Same with Guiseppe - ji plug pu melon nai is ' Ji sai pu gua nai.' I can/t believe I actually made sense of this omfg
@dusl05099 жыл бұрын
NANCAY WANG can you type the names in Chinese? (I can read Chinese)
@TheLivetuner9 жыл бұрын
Dustin L My guesses are Antonio Stradivari 安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里 (an dong ni ao · si te la di wa li) and Giuseppe Guarneri 吉塞普 · 瓜奈里 (ji sai pu · gua nai li) correct me if anyone knows better.
@dusl05099 жыл бұрын
TheLivetuner OMG we are actually trying to make sense of it :D Nice guess~
@SouthwesternEagle9 жыл бұрын
+NANCAY WANG You are truly incredible! By being fluent in Chinese and English, you can communicate with over half the world! You can't even imagine how much demand there would be for you in America. You'd make more money than I ever would. :)
@Nanancay9 жыл бұрын
SouthwesternEagle I literally put it in google translate HAHA, I can't speak or write in Mandarin. It sucks.
@phampton67818 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile could be a good name for the kid on the box: slightly androgynous, and a little upper class.
@KirbyMario12345_9398 жыл бұрын
P Hampton And he judges you like you were naught but dirt on the bottom of a tile that a man named Antonio Stella tracked his dirty shoes across.
@gakulon7 жыл бұрын
Agent Paradox Not just Antonio Stella, but Antonio Stella bottom tile
@chloejessica79612 жыл бұрын
you can just hear the laughing fit building and building in his voice as the video goes on, it's so good
@SardiPax11 жыл бұрын
Should have kept this in the original cut. I loved it :)
@philindieden11 жыл бұрын
True that
@joshslater2426 Жыл бұрын
I prefer the final version.
@lowercasehandle Жыл бұрын
he has an infectious laugh that is unreal to me
@FirstWizardZorander8 жыл бұрын
This is my therapy video
@gummel828 жыл бұрын
Mine too :) everytime i need a laugh or i feel down i watch this video
@UltraRobbie8 жыл бұрын
New word, thank you!
@benobryon56758 жыл бұрын
Doggy McDogeface same here lol
@SquareBiscuitProductions8 жыл бұрын
Same
@DJB1ack0u78 жыл бұрын
Watching this to forget about the stresses of finding a job for a while. It just doesn't get old.
@CoyoteReyne10 жыл бұрын
Whoever came into the room just then must've thought this man is crazy, laughing at a plastic violin alone on a sofa with a camera.
@Skyber21YT10 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see you here... xD
@CoyoteReyne10 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda everywhere.
@Otuomi10 жыл бұрын
He's not alone, there's someone else in the room as well.
@Michaelman0010 жыл бұрын
Oh hi, I'll be moving along then...
@Skyber21YT10 жыл бұрын
TheBaloneyboy o hi dere
@antonydandrea10 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time that I have had actual tears of laughter rolling down my face over a KZbin video
@Mischief_Manager9310 жыл бұрын
Mine was with the fake he man figures video he did XD
@PedroBenolielBonito10 жыл бұрын
MrFirewolf18 Mine was and is the iPhone 5 that has an aerial and makes animal noises. Still the funniest Ashens video ever made.
@R0XYF0X10 жыл бұрын
I always watch this when I'm sad and it makes me laugh so hard.
@r6random77010 жыл бұрын
same here. i laugh every time.
@01Lisler10 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club !
@fujitamakos88846 жыл бұрын
yep this is my good to video to watch if depressed or just in a sad mood. it makes me do a 180 and laugh hard along with stuart
@amandanw3 жыл бұрын
Me, too. For almost 12 years now this has been my go-to video when I need to forget about bad stuff. 🙂 ...and that's why I'm here today. 😢 Sigh. Anyway, somebody at KZbin needs to give this video some kind of award.
@user-os7ec4dm8x3 жыл бұрын
@@amandanw Me too, today, it did help. Hope youre feeling better!
@MeltingMan23411 жыл бұрын
That was probably the bast Ashens Blooper I've ever seen, I was literally in tears from laughing so much. XD
@notapirate428710 жыл бұрын
Ashens has finally had a mental breakdown from all the shit he has reviewed
@steirabua8619 жыл бұрын
An excellent mental breakdown
@RedstoneManiac79 жыл бұрын
***** I literally died from that.
@carlosip40029 жыл бұрын
Benjamin ^_^ If you literally died, how were you able to type that. Are you a zombie.
@RedstoneManiac79 жыл бұрын
The Genius24 excellent.mezgr.de/zombie
@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын
Through research in the comments, the original text must have been in Chinese, and just put through an automatic translator. The names must then have been written as "Antonio Stradivari (安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里)" and what is written inside the parentheses would be an equivalent Chinese pronunciation to the name. But when translated, since "Antonio Stradivari" isn't in Chinese, it remains the same, but "安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里" gets translated to "Antonio Stella bottom tile", where it was able to detect the first part (安东尼奥) as a name, but couldn't make sense of the second part aside from (斯特拉) "Stella" also being a name.
@sharko_tv_be2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@favoritemustard35422 жыл бұрын
I went to school with a "Bottoms" ...had nothing to do with tile, though...
@stipuledorange42 жыл бұрын
底 means bottom or end and 瓦 means shingles (like on a roof). The auto translator read the Antonio Stella part as a name but then literally translated the rest of his name.
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
6:57 I think it pressed Stuart's funny laughter key.
@squishlez8 жыл бұрын
WildKatGirl XD
@Nak5972 ай бұрын
This comment pressed mine
@FiorinaArtworks11 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, and I love how innocent Ashens sounds on this first take: "Oh look, there's an introduction, let's read it =D" Little did he know what he was getting into... xD
@mariannedavila357411 жыл бұрын
dont we love him..?
@FiorinaArtworks11 жыл бұрын
Marianne Davila we do!
@1980sGamer11 жыл бұрын
Ashens has got to have some of the most contagious laughter ever.
@1980sGamer11 жыл бұрын
And... "everything is always fine." Well, not Ashens. Or me. Or anybody else watching this.
@1980sGamer11 жыл бұрын
1980sGamer I also like how he spat on the paper at 6:48.
@Strider_JM9 ай бұрын
Terrifies me that this was 10 years ago, time flies by
@SsnakeBite11 жыл бұрын
Who pressed Ashen's funny laughter key?
@keeperofthecheese Жыл бұрын
The hysterical laughter at the end of this video gives me life. The idea of Stuart awkwardly squatting over a camera, reading out chinglish instructions on the back of a kids violin toy, and then pissing himself is some of the most chaotically hysterical shit on KZbin.
@clementpoon120 Жыл бұрын
he should've added a face cam, that way we can see the hilarity in its full form
@RickinBaltimore3 жыл бұрын
If I have a bad day I come back to this video and immediately feel better
@koira1633 жыл бұрын
Same!
@cicalinarrot6 ай бұрын
As an Italian, I hate that the world loves Pavarotti and completely ignores Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai.
@8bit_pineapple8 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashens (Stewie Pu Arse) funny laughter violin (violin) hahaha up thumbs.
@patrickgallagher48988 жыл бұрын
Steewee Asherguy play violin fun music for Violin: wonderfulsoundstrangeshape. Violin with fun key to talk like a fool. The violin is music orchestra instrument was made by Antoniu Star De Marty and made good instrument key...
@patrickgallagher48988 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Gallagher Ashens makes me crack up like hell every day!
@TheDapperDog4028 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Gallagher Your autocorrect must be in meltdown
@nasonbudkhunthong64548 жыл бұрын
+DapperDog your profile pic must be a resource pack
@TheDapperDog4028 жыл бұрын
+Totally not random Skits and Shorts (Yomama) No, it's a mod, iChun's Hat Mod, to be exact.
@TheDutyPaid11 жыл бұрын
Ashens (Ash Chicken Ends)
@chupathingy66263 ай бұрын
Under appreciated comment. 😂
@SirAnimosity8 жыл бұрын
Now I know what I've been missing my whole life, his laughter. My life is complete.
@matousekdrizhal9 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Violin'
@pi1982739 жыл бұрын
*violin (violin)
@ShogunMongol9 жыл бұрын
+Anna-lisa May This website exists? I NEED MORE OF IT STAT!!!!!
@buzzybeetle959 жыл бұрын
An Excellent (excellent) Violin (violin)
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+Matojeje an excellent comment!
@ChefExcellence0078 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Violin (Violin)'
@mel_energy8 жыл бұрын
ji plug pu melon nai The Science Guy
@ch76398 жыл бұрын
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
@robinbanks31868 жыл бұрын
I just died. RIP me.
@georgie35938 жыл бұрын
Christopher Perry I can't
@scxt17758 жыл бұрын
Christopher Perry YES
@thegamingguy62758 жыл бұрын
Christopher Perry I'm literally in tears from that lol ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)3、`)
@Geospasmic8 жыл бұрын
Why is this the extra, this should be the main one.
@ChaseMC2155 жыл бұрын
Because it wasn't ment to actually happen on the review
@ThatSoddingGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@ChaseMC215 Yeah, especially the swearing probably. Not ideal for broad monetization. That said, it's one of the funniest things on YT, I re-watch it on occasion, so I'm glad he did upload it to his alt channel at least.
@EatAnOctorok4 жыл бұрын
@@ThatSoddingGamer This video, and many of Stuart's videos before it on the main channel, were before advertisers refused to run their ads on just any run-of-the-mill video. He regularly cursed in main channel videos. If kids hadn't been tortured and a simple jab at Germany's past wasn't misunderstood as a jab at jews, this would still be the case. But companies like Coca-Cola, Nestlé and the like don't want to endorse that type of content. Of course, now that COPPA is in place, there are now tiers of monetisation, rather than just a straight on/off switch. There's child-friendly (demonetised), there's family friendly (monetised), there's mature (monetised but fewer companies are in the ad pool), and obscene (demonetised).
@archgirl4 жыл бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok And now KZbin will monetize any video they see fit, regardless of subscribers, likes or even view count, and not pay the content creator a button unless they’re well known.
@Mechimmortal4 жыл бұрын
I agree! The redo just doesn't sound natural. He is unfazed by the shitty translation.
@stairedblanket11 жыл бұрын
Watching this video is essentially a daily ritual for me.
@neobaggins37186 ай бұрын
Ten years on and this video can still bring me to tears. It's like a fine wine that I crack open every now and then to savor once again.
@antonydandrea4 ай бұрын
Rewatching this for the first time in years and crying with laughter again
@jaketheman0913 жыл бұрын
Every time life gets rough, I watch this video and it picks me right back up again - even seven years later, lol!
@ItsOnlyJG5 ай бұрын
I return to the 2 violin videos once a year and I'm glad to confirm they're still peak content. Long live Ashens.
@Olhado2568 жыл бұрын
It's almost 2017 and I came back to this video because I needed a laugh and this is literally the funniest thing on KZbin.
@PixelatedH2O8 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing after watching his Episope I video. Literally some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.
@weeseet7 жыл бұрын
Almost 2018, checking in
@Olhado2567 жыл бұрын
2018 and I'm here again!
@bsvenss26 жыл бұрын
2018... same here!
@Ts64515 жыл бұрын
2019: ŧïɱε ∱σŗ ą ŋεщ đσşε
@eldupont30952 жыл бұрын
Came back to this 8 years later to laugh again. Thanks, mate. My throat hurts now, but my spirits are lifted
@Polyfusia9 жыл бұрын
Brb, starting a band called Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
@hd_harold75879 жыл бұрын
I'll be the violinist (violinist)
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+HD_Harold remember: you can concert AND solo!
@hd_harold75879 жыл бұрын
wolfy boy*GASP!*
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+HD_Harold i KNOW right! now GO out there and build the future small child star!
@hd_harold75879 жыл бұрын
wolfy boy I will name my first born child Antonio Stella Bottomtile.
@BigTheTank11 жыл бұрын
Did the creators use the talk like a fool key on the box?
@xXxsmartypantzxXx11 жыл бұрын
Ashens is laughing. God bless us.
@MJuegaES11 жыл бұрын
Knock off He-Man figures. Look it up.
@AlexLintonUK11 жыл бұрын
MJuegaES Green lantern figures. Checkmate.
@bosshunterman10 жыл бұрын
MJuegaES iPhone 5G Review.....You all need to see that one :D
@Elfnetdesigns10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah that was good but I kinda half expected what he found as I have a fake blackberry from the Chinese markets of endless crap
@thecrypt57479 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stradivari will now forever be known as Antonio Stella Bottom Tile - LOL
@kantvishi9 жыл бұрын
I was literally in tears while laughing
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
+Vishi Kant me too. i have watched this many times, and i STILL laughed, until i cried, when ashens got a "laughter attack". although i HAS been a while since i watched this video, but STILL!
@thecrypt57478 жыл бұрын
+Vishi Kant I think almost everyone was in tears laughing :)
@ReinKayomi Жыл бұрын
"Antonio Stella bottom tile" is the most Backstroke of The West ass name I've ever seen lmao
@FourPartFox5 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times, and here I am in 2020 watching it again, Antonio Stella Bottom Tile never gets old!
@AlfaGiuliaQV4 жыл бұрын
It is possibly youtube's finest moment. Nothing comes close. I hope Ashens realizes what gem he (accidentally) produced .
@sylvoen9 жыл бұрын
everyone needs a funny laughter key
@Caldella9 жыл бұрын
+Thr³³ I think this video IS my funny laughter key.
@mothslug43879 жыл бұрын
+alex m you're not literally dying, if you were you would probably not post this comment, unless you're mental.
@chantalterrey12319 жыл бұрын
+Christmas Tem jeez calm down bro might as well join I can't take a fucking joke in my life club
@mothslug43879 жыл бұрын
chantal terrey looks like you got your alt to hate on me too whoops
@Shep-17018 жыл бұрын
So you'd be seven now?
@lunavixen01511 жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering me up Ashens, I've had a shit of a day and you made me feel a little better.
@shezmu2411 жыл бұрын
all hail antonio stella bottom tile
@applez4life20011 жыл бұрын
shezmu24 All hail Lelouch
@CoryC32111 жыл бұрын
shezmu24 He tiles our bottoms...
@the123king11 жыл бұрын
Cory Collins Whilst drinking stella :P
@TheTrainFan911 жыл бұрын
shezmu24 ALL HAIL JI PLUG PU - MELON NAI
@GoldenMeatloaf2 жыл бұрын
I am back to my annual viewing of this absolute masterpiece. A pilgrimage, if you will.
@juliassacre10 жыл бұрын
I feel sad that nothing will _ever_ top this
@Seydaschu10 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile would be a perfect name for a puppet in a kids' show. "Hey kids, it's story time! Welcome, Punchy George! 'Oi!' Nosey Rumble Wort! 'G`day!' and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile! 'Top da mornin' to ya!' In today's story, Mr. Bottom Tile learns to play the violin, with our special guest, Nicolas Marty."
@retronymph10 жыл бұрын
Can't forget when Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai learned that the violin can concert AND solo.
@SamnissArandeen10 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella bottom tile and the string of four bowed instruments. I'd watch the hell out of that.
@Ecolo310 жыл бұрын
And in that episode all the kids watching learn that they can build the future small child star.
@grianlink695410 жыл бұрын
you my friend are a fucking genious. seriosly go to i dunno fox or something or even better nick jr
@PokeBallZSack10 жыл бұрын
Michelle Johnson And who can forget the moment when he activated the talk like a fool key!
@elliotormston941711 жыл бұрын
Saw the original; laughed. Saw this; cried with laughter. This is the first KZbin video where I have genuinely cried from laughing. Thank you so much Stu! :'D
@ValugaTheLord11 жыл бұрын
Best marketing strategy
@sovietmcstalin980911 жыл бұрын
when like and comment video, Elliot Ormston (El Salvador face ball) on comment video when laugh chinese translate
@Megalodon6411 жыл бұрын
I watch this when im in a bad mood and it always turns into a good mood
@natesky660311 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella bottom tile R.I.P Ashens
@coodyl3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite Ashens videos ever made. Comedy gold, we love you Stuart🤣🤣
@mihaelkYeah8 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile for president.
@KFCValueMeal8 жыл бұрын
mihaelkyeah ksjn Well, hello there! Never knew you actually watched Ashens. o3o
@mihaelkYeah8 жыл бұрын
GTFO My Pancake! Hello again. c:
@o0julek0o8 жыл бұрын
mihaelkyeah ksjn make violin great again
@MrGlenbw8 жыл бұрын
That name sounds like something that J.K. Rowling would have thought for one of her Harry Potter characters.
@angel-loves-jazz7 жыл бұрын
mihaelkyeah ksjn #notmypresident (pregnant dick)
@Lugitaro11 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen ( Stew Art Ash Coffeemaker) is good maker of video.
@silviu870011 жыл бұрын
This is so perfect!
@crazyluigi666410 жыл бұрын
Silviu Moga Wonderful reviewers, strange devices.
@GuyAPerson10 жыл бұрын
The Ashens (Ashens) is a kind of super funny tat reviewed to ring carry reviewers. He is widely spread all over the Norwich, is the modern KZbin string of the main reviewer. In the video he plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern KZbin reviewer, but also has the difficult moviemaking skills solo actor. The emergence of modern Ashens has been 8 years of history, is the western reviewer since the 21st century in one of the most important reviewers as the reviewer king, was also the production is itself a gate Ashens for fine video. The Ashens beautiful laugh, close to an infectious one, and the subscribers are many, it was born from that day on, he's been in the reviewer of significant position, for people loved. If the AVGN is "the king of Game Reviewers, then the Ashens is" the king of Tat Reviewers ". For years, the world famous tat formed a lot of Ashens classic videos, the reviewer of this tat into the soul, the development of the superb video making. The Ashens can reviews and blooper. (Shamelessly stolen from SirEden, sorry) The Ashens is a string of four British reviewers, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (The Guru Larry, the Film Brain, and the Mike J.) Modern Ashens originated from British Norr itch, in 1970-1990 years to become the largest Ashens production center. The famous master making tat are: Funtastic (Fun taste ice), Greenbrier International (Green brain ire intra gnat ion), and Signalex (Sai fax machine snow Qing); they made tat so far are rubbish. The Ashens fifth video: Gamestation review, register more than half a million view, is all KZbin indispensable reviewer, also after reviewers.
@Shadowfied10 жыл бұрын
***** Hahahahahhhaahahaha I died laughing that. Awesome work.
@BradenBest10 жыл бұрын
***** 'If AVGN is "the king of game reviewers", then Ashens is" the queen of reviewers ".' Fixed that for you
@Frynge35711 жыл бұрын
yeah. I COMPLETELY lost it on this version. Ashens! we LOVE this!
@taltigolt11 жыл бұрын
i need to catch my breath
@Killerthewolfdog11 жыл бұрын
I'm naming my future kid Antonio Stella bottom tile
@darkokorenj566411 жыл бұрын
Dibs on ji plung pu
@gluee867410 жыл бұрын
***** Mine will be Stuart Ashens
@ThatSoddingGamer10 жыл бұрын
Great, so I'm stuck with Nicolas Marty. Ah well, I'll take it.
@Ampera_10 жыл бұрын
Now everyone is going to pester their wives for abortions....
@renannaw5 жыл бұрын
ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS SKSKSK HAVE YOU HAD A CHILF Yet I NEED to know 😂
@shaneybrainy139 жыл бұрын
Ive been told that Antonio Stella Bottom Tile loves playing Chanticleer Hegemony on his PCP Station.
@paratrooper9511 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that someone changed Wikipedia to say Antonio Stella bottom tile? They've gotten rid of it, but it still shows up when you google Antonio Stella bottom tile...
@rydude99811 жыл бұрын
I like that he recreates these occasionally for professionalism and all, but there is definitely something way more entertaining about laughing along with someone's utter amusement at something. I smiled at the first cut and broke down at this one. Not because I found the text especially funny the second time but because of Ashen's reaction.
@Annozocker1511 жыл бұрын
Ashens.exe has stopped working ...
@MCDreng2 жыл бұрын
Some guy in China forgot to take out the Chinese phonetic guides from the text before running it through Google Translate and we were blessed with Antonio Stella bottom tile.
@WhiteWolf4965 жыл бұрын
Almost 6 years later, this video is still gold.
@GunnarWahl5 жыл бұрын
it really is. some times you got to revisit the classics
@ThatSoddingGamer11 жыл бұрын
I thought the regular channel's video was funny, but I think this first take was far more amusing, tears of laughter on my face. So pleased you kept this version for this alternate channel XD
@tedburnand65163 жыл бұрын
7 years and I’m still laughing my head off
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
Even his laugh sounds fancy and dignified
@MattHolbaev9 жыл бұрын
You put it in words
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+josh kirby OF COURSE, it does! he's BRITISH!
@adammullarkey49969 жыл бұрын
+wolfy boy Hey! I'm British too, and my laugh doesn't sound fancy or dignified, unless you compare it to that of a pig.
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+Adam Mullarkey i'm sure you have a fancy and dignified laugh too.
@adammullarkey49969 жыл бұрын
wolfy boy If you'd heard it, you'd know it wasn't fancy or dignified. Not as mush as Ashens', anyway.
@nobetternickname2 жыл бұрын
aaaah man, 8 years on and I still cry with laughter every time I watch this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 See you in another year or so my old friend 🤩😄
@napkin6010 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I rather enjoyed choking on my own saliva.
@Roguewarrior9810 жыл бұрын
You too?
@AlyxxTheRat10 жыл бұрын
Has milk gone bad?
@kenirainseeker53910 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of eating while watching this :c
@Oujouj42611 жыл бұрын
This beats the Batman description by a long shot.
@DeiDraco00711 жыл бұрын
so is the the Reteival Mankind's Violin?
@deathscreton8 жыл бұрын
This is still by far my favorite Ashens video. I love watching commenters or comedians lose it behind their own videos. There's something very "human" about it that you usually don't get from videos now-a days.
@professoryakkington96919 жыл бұрын
From time to time I revisit this video and every time it cracks me up without fail xD Don't need a funny laughter key for this one
@Josh-oy5hi9 жыл бұрын
Hey elf monster is it my bed time yet?
@antoniochekini5429 жыл бұрын
"I can't forget the first time I met Professor Oak! Oh,excuse me,I wanted to call him by his preferred name - Elf Monster."
@BreadApologist8 жыл бұрын
Hat time is it?
@Josh-oy5hi8 жыл бұрын
Old ass comments.
@Josh-oy5hi8 жыл бұрын
***** Hey. I can't believe I commented on this 33 weeks ago. Time goes fast.
@macmacox4 жыл бұрын
watching this 6 years later and it is still my favorite youtube video when I am in a foul mood. this always brings a tear to my eye because of laughter.
@mattlm6410 жыл бұрын
I translated the description for the video to Chinese and back again and got: You can not see a person in the room to dance around the corner clutching his chest with one leg, trying desperately to not laugh out loud. Finally, I can take any more dams burst, I gave up. The next day I shot myself, when I am familiar with the text.
@Hyorene10 жыл бұрын
'The next day I shot myself' that got really dark really fast
@porgis758410 жыл бұрын
Boy, that escalated quickly.
@glitchsmasher10 жыл бұрын
I took the description and bounced it around loads of languages in google translate for about 10 minutes and now it is: "Otherwise, chest and smile relevant pages in the corner of the dance people. Then, I said, and I buy in the box to the left. If you are not familiar text, in the day when I work."
@anonymousguy188810 жыл бұрын
Translated Into Like Every Language On Google Translate And Came Up With: I spent the next day and killed him. I use it more leg trying to get a laugh out loud, and the corners of the chest to see all the ballroom. I know the text.
@3DSuperWaffle10 жыл бұрын
glitchsmasher While ignoring each of the many laugh, someone who does not have one leg in the room can see the dancing and waving his arms. Finally , you will not be able to cope with the collapse of the dam , I stopped . The next day when I am familiar with the text , he was taken
@danshipman69324 жыл бұрын
This is six years old and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile still brings joy to my life 😂😂😂😭
@orangegreenn9 жыл бұрын
The 81 people who disliked were not the future small child star
@OrenBailey11 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen (pak jong tao pale) is of the whoever made the video a little, pale video nonundesirable.
@BernardoWLopes2 ай бұрын
Truly one of the greatest outtakes of all time. What a legend.
@Takimeko Жыл бұрын
"The history of the violin, now we're talkin'..." Famous last words.
@XDFusion9411 жыл бұрын
It's always good to hear Ashen laugh once in a while. He acts too serious sometimes. :D
@Milesy11 жыл бұрын
Your laugh is the best I've EVER heard! XD
@gvman367011 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here busting a gut because of it. LMMFAO!!!!! STELLA BOTTOM TILE! ROFL!!!!!
@Milesy11 жыл бұрын
6:54 You're welcome everybody
@Eternal_Tardis6 ай бұрын
Marked One??? What The Hell????
@Halb_Wert_Zeit2 жыл бұрын
9 years later and this is still my go to video for a good laugh.
@RatherStrangeCat10 жыл бұрын
There is nothing quite so glorious in life as ashens' hysterical laughter. It cheers you up no matter how bad your day is.
@megabojan19938 жыл бұрын
Whenever I have a rotten day I always watch this video, and I feel better in just a few minutes :)
@omgmeepmeeeplol8 жыл бұрын
after watching this i wanted to say "Antonio stella bottom tile" to my mum to see if she laughed but i couldnt physically finish saying it without bursting into unstoppable laughter for a solid 5-10 minutes and once i had calmed down i tried to tell her again and continued laughing before getting it out
@RetroGamerVX11 жыл бұрын
You should have kept this on your main channel.....brilliant lolol
@theawesomegamr11 жыл бұрын
in fact this should have been the final version, fuck showing the violin this shit was hilarious!
@ElectronikHeart11 жыл бұрын
So true if it were my video I only would have made a big cut and started the other day were I left. I'm so happy to see this spontaneous version !
@TheUltimateBlooper11 жыл бұрын
Damn, Stuart! I was watching the original video with my girlfriend and we were literally laughing just like you did in this one! This is comedy gold!
@Stephen._.Chapman2 жыл бұрын
This WINS the internet. I come back every once in a while to have a good hard laugh and it never disappoints.
@squidink3470 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@kahbn8 жыл бұрын
Someone pushed Ashen's funny laughter key.
@ryanhollands5429 Жыл бұрын
Still here 9 years later, Antonio Stella bottom tile is the name of my firstborn son
@Dawniee10 жыл бұрын
so, i put the description through google translate a couple of times (i think it was something like Chinese simplified, Latin, Thai and back to English) and it came back like this x'D: You can see in the corner and play with the legs of a man, his breast and trying not to laugh bitterly. In short, I can not take any more of their mother broke out I was getting. I was sent the next day, there was more familiar to me in the mail.
@cranktherider43029 жыл бұрын
Violet Dawnside I took your translation and did the exact inverse: 'English' to Thai to Latin to Simplified Chinese, back to 'English.' Enjoy: You see, when in a corner in the human breast cancer do , play, laugh , love, and his mother did not explain , in short , have sprung up , will not stand it anymore , I sent . Tomorrow is familiar with my mail
@Dawniee9 жыл бұрын
omg that's so weird x'DD
@ohboye17479 жыл бұрын
I did the same, but put it through a few more layers of Google Translate (Filipino, Traditional Chinese, German, etc.) and this is what came out: You see, he tries to spread love, but to laugh in a corner of the room. In other words, not by his mother, broke it, and I ate. It is to be sent in the coming days and written explanation, however. Mother fucking exquisite.
@FrozenPhotonX_X9 жыл бұрын
Germine Franco Espino I got this from putting what you got through nearly every single language on Google Translate: SPER audinio.Yra. Înainte şi tendinţe. I feel like I summoned Cthulhu.
@Dawniee9 жыл бұрын
o.o .
@godslaughter3 жыл бұрын
I either think about or come back to this video every two months or so.
@PunishedFelix10 жыл бұрын
I'm high as shit and this is absolute gold
@emporbooty9 жыл бұрын
How are you a crazybuizel if you're a Murkrow
@mrmagicpenguin15319 жыл бұрын
crazybuizel He doesn't give a fuck he understands rules have to be broken some times and he has to become free like a bird so no chain holds him down anymore or something like that maybe
@bok..10 жыл бұрын
What these Chinese manufacturers did was type it up in Chinese translated it to polish then to german then to English.
@yenee9410 жыл бұрын
What?! Why?!?!
@Sealguin10 жыл бұрын
Using Google Translate, remember.
@Nanancay10 жыл бұрын
yenee94 He was joking, he means that they must've run the translation through random languages first to come out with such a shitty translation.