Bag of Cr*p 2019 | Ashens

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Polybius: igg.me/at/ashe...
Bags of Crap: bagsofcrap.co.uk
GAH I HAD TO CENSOR THE TITLE
#tat #bag #ashens

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@ThatGinger0ne
@ThatGinger0ne 5 жыл бұрын
It's 500 kip from Laos if no-one's answered the mystery of the note. It's worth about 5p
@jubilee7019
@jubilee7019 5 жыл бұрын
It work like 0.009 p
@ewah25
@ewah25 4 жыл бұрын
Jubilee more like 4.4p
@j8ycie
@j8ycie 4 жыл бұрын
Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here
@Hyperlink1337
@Hyperlink1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@j8ycie thanks.
@rumandroses2538
@rumandroses2538 4 жыл бұрын
I love pickled ginger in yogurt
@SMlFFY85
@SMlFFY85 5 жыл бұрын
That ploughman's lunch had the 3 saddest onions I've ever seen.
@bdl2157
@bdl2157 4 жыл бұрын
Many onions have layers, Shrek made sure to teach me that, but those onions just seemed to have depression
@aborted4196
@aborted4196 3 жыл бұрын
@@bdl2157 and once you reach the bottom layer you commit suicide
@varietywiarrior
@varietywiarrior 2 жыл бұрын
@@aborted4196 Nice.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
They went in the Sad Onion collection, for sure (I thought they looked a bit wild, myself)
@TehSlan
@TehSlan Жыл бұрын
0-3 sad onions
@KougajiCalling
@KougajiCalling 5 жыл бұрын
I remember the original bag of crap. I've been here a while.
@FinalFantasyIXIIII
@FinalFantasyIXIIII 5 жыл бұрын
I too remember the first bag of crap, and the weird tamarin drink that ashens "loved"
@InuYashaandKagomeROK
@InuYashaandKagomeROK 5 жыл бұрын
I do too. Lol
@llamasandanime
@llamasandanime 5 жыл бұрын
Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.
@DASBIGUN
@DASBIGUN 5 жыл бұрын
My dude, WE are the OLD crowed.
@Moonchild1607
@Moonchild1607 5 жыл бұрын
You deserve this medal (O) Now you know you have done something with your life when you die.
@Josh-gv4pt
@Josh-gv4pt 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll let you off with a wounding rather than a direct murder." is the quote of the year.
@jcg7719
@jcg7719 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing they made Ashens censor crap, otherwise I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight. Im still gonna but for unrelated reasons.
@B_Skizzle
@B_Skizzle 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, you didn’t censor it! My virgin eyes!
@lmpst7915
@lmpst7915 5 жыл бұрын
More like Barley Lewis's kitchen
@kruleworld
@kruleworld 5 жыл бұрын
bag of crip? bag of crep? bag of crop? bag of crup?
@JCstock
@JCstock 5 жыл бұрын
@@kruleworld It was probably cryp.
@Streetw1s3r
@Streetw1s3r 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it saves me from having to cry to KZbin about how offended I am at letters arranged in a specific order.
@ClaudiaSketches
@ClaudiaSketches 5 жыл бұрын
By the thumbnail, I thought the nougat was a mouldy fajita. I'm honestly a bit disappointed...
@ColdEthyl92
@ColdEthyl92 5 жыл бұрын
I just thought he'd found a burrito in Poundland.
@Moonhack95
@Moonhack95 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a microwave burrito
@HippieMagic
@HippieMagic 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.
@MathewHaswell
@MathewHaswell 5 жыл бұрын
@@HippieMagic You tend to see the bars in seaside shops and other purveyors of (not-so)cheap-and-(not-so) cheerful gubbins.
@madisontucker9484
@madisontucker9484 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@wolfyakakunsman
@wolfyakakunsman 5 жыл бұрын
The money is a 500 kip note from Laos
@ZoahPorre
@ZoahPorre 5 жыл бұрын
6 US cents or so?
@Trainy2
@Trainy2 5 жыл бұрын
It's not a good sign when the pictures on the money are just people doing intense manual labor.
@UltimaJC
@UltimaJC 5 жыл бұрын
worth about 6 cents US, 5 pence British from what I gather if Google currency conversion is to be trusted.
@warsaw1548
@warsaw1548 5 жыл бұрын
nah man its a note from the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic
@Jamley-my1ei
@Jamley-my1ei 5 жыл бұрын
how much is that worth in euro or pounds
@TheGingerDoctor
@TheGingerDoctor 5 жыл бұрын
"Starscream, stop being crap!" is pretty accurate to what I remember from the show.
@GidenUltimus
@GidenUltimus 5 жыл бұрын
"nibble a bit off the end, then regret our lives" that is the true spirit of ashens, this is why i keep coming back
@Zanthosus
@Zanthosus 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.
@amihart9269
@amihart9269 2 жыл бұрын
10 year anniversary
@Sheikh_Speare
@Sheikh_Speare Жыл бұрын
I care lol. My first video was the WPad review. My second one was the bootleg toy story toys.
@choppergunner8650
@choppergunner8650 Жыл бұрын
​@@Sheikh_Spearemine was a POPstation video. I was 10 at the time.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 10 ай бұрын
I don't care but I care 😘
@StarcleBlaze
@StarcleBlaze 9 ай бұрын
@@Sheikh_Speareomg the toy story one
@TheSektorz
@TheSektorz 5 жыл бұрын
I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.
@DemonArisen
@DemonArisen 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you're still using the same Technical Difficulties music after all these years
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what that music is called? I quite like it :D
@theodorebrown4877
@theodorebrown4877 5 жыл бұрын
@@grimTales1 It's called "Evening Martini" by Michael McGregor
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! :)
@LeeDee5
@LeeDee5 5 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Sims 1 music.
@MineModers
@MineModers 5 жыл бұрын
Theodore Brown I’ve waited years for this. Thank you
@SammyRenard
@SammyRenard 5 жыл бұрын
They saw your name in the order form and just knew they had to send you something expired to eat
@RQBtv
@RQBtv 5 жыл бұрын
And tamarind-flavoured, too!
@GreenLinzerd
@GreenLinzerd 5 жыл бұрын
"This is awful and I hate everything." Sums up Ashens' experiences on this channel pretty well actually.
@Ninten110dogs
@Ninten110dogs 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's quoting my review on 2020.
@jacoblawson1022
@jacoblawson1022 3 жыл бұрын
"it's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that has ever existed" That's my favorite variation of that lmao
@Radi0Active94
@Radi0Active94 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I remember my older sibling *pre-ordering* The Ninja Handbook back in the day. We loved the How to be Ninja series. Good times...
@rossfromfriends8468
@rossfromfriends8468 5 жыл бұрын
Dakota Edwards I remember watching so much of the ninja videos and thinking it was the peak of comedy in like 9th grade .
@MisterCasket
@MisterCasket 5 жыл бұрын
Ask A Ninja was one of the first youtube vids I binged back in the day!
@H31MU7
@H31MU7 5 жыл бұрын
I remember getting another internet tie in book called Real Ultimate Power by Robert Hamburger
@MrWolfSnack
@MrWolfSnack 10 ай бұрын
Was it a KZbin series? I've been on KZbin since 2006 but maybe I missed that or just never watched it.
@OuroborosWorm
@OuroborosWorm 5 жыл бұрын
It's coriander (cilantro) that some people just taste as soap - not ginger. Interestingly, this is completely genetic.
@johnstamos75
@johnstamos75 5 жыл бұрын
OuroborosWorm Godspeed!
@katierandall9191
@katierandall9191 5 жыл бұрын
It tastes soapy to me, and the taste doesn't go away. It ruins meals for me!
@Pattomir1
@Pattomir1 5 жыл бұрын
That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."
@freebite
@freebite 5 жыл бұрын
I am one of those unfortunate ones... lemon cilantro chicken tastes ONLY like lemon soap, it is rather over powering in any meal you put it in.
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 5 жыл бұрын
mmmmm sorry i live cilantro. evolve your taste budsss!
@InterstellarVulpine
@InterstellarVulpine 5 жыл бұрын
You lied to me, Stuart! I thought this was Bag of Crop, but you didn't review a single farm-grown item! Shame on you.
@B_Skizzle
@B_Skizzle 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the bag of Crip. I was expecting gang violence.
@peepothefrog4331
@peepothefrog4331 5 жыл бұрын
Get my internet point
@PanAndScanBuddy
@PanAndScanBuddy 5 жыл бұрын
Farm to couch
@thetravellingmemesalesman9719
@thetravellingmemesalesman9719 5 жыл бұрын
thought it was a bag of crep, expected French pancakes
@Alex58399
@Alex58399 5 жыл бұрын
Incoming Norfolk jokes
@Siorse
@Siorse 5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely read the title as 'Bag of Carp' for a moment and still was not surprised that ashens was making such a video.
@davewood2263
@davewood2263 4 жыл бұрын
You can't even get a bag of carp at a fair (UK for caravel) as it's classed as animal cruelty
@reaperofthegrey7294
@reaperofthegrey7294 5 жыл бұрын
Megatron use to turn into a gun. That's not socially acceptable anymore. So now he transforms into a fidget spinner
@ElrobertosuperioESA
@ElrobertosuperioESA 5 жыл бұрын
And later dies in 2017
@manusiabumi7673
@manusiabumi7673 5 жыл бұрын
but why would an alien robot care about what humans think about him?
@FIXTREME
@FIXTREME 5 жыл бұрын
The internets
@Link200767
@Link200767 5 жыл бұрын
@@manusiabumi7673 its like asking Frieza to stop being racist to Saiyans or any other alien race.
@Olhado256
@Olhado256 5 жыл бұрын
That's also not socially acceptable anymore.
@samallen1787
@samallen1787 4 жыл бұрын
“You certainly don’t remember... 7 years ago...bag of crap” Oh I do. I remember.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
Who could forget the thing that betrayed the Sicilian Mafia?
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 5 жыл бұрын
The Bag of Crap reboot we never asked for.
@phyrofox1641
@phyrofox1641 5 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly he was asked not to do it again by the producers of crap
@ColonelPanic0
@ColonelPanic0 5 жыл бұрын
Should've been done with an all female cast inexplicably.
@lestatcomedante3907
@lestatcomedante3907 5 жыл бұрын
But deserved.
@Marscow
@Marscow 5 жыл бұрын
The Chairman Mao pocket watch pairs nicely with the Pol Pot Wallet and Stalin Sunnies.
@Solocat1
@Solocat1 4 жыл бұрын
Wearing a Hillary Mumu
@Solocat1
@Solocat1 4 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Spencer Thank Homer...
@jakublulek3261
@jakublulek3261 4 жыл бұрын
These are generic pocket watch, I have Fullmetal Alchemist ones.
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 4 жыл бұрын
Goes well with the Hitler codpiece.
@archerymidnight3422
@archerymidnight3422 4 жыл бұрын
@@cmdfarsight obviously extra-small?
@AaroMesa
@AaroMesa 5 жыл бұрын
Cr*p Whats that? Crip? STEWART! ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH GANGS?!?!?!
@uptown-p
@uptown-p 5 жыл бұрын
OH GOD, OH GOD OH NO
@firelefox5194
@firelefox5194 5 жыл бұрын
Do you mean cryp?
@spacemanjc
@spacemanjc 5 жыл бұрын
@@firelefox5194 no he means the american gang "crips" or "crip"
@nslouka90
@nslouka90 5 жыл бұрын
B2k crip walking like thats whats up
@KenoriKokkino
@KenoriKokkino 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has a bag of crop
@bethebadger5517
@bethebadger5517 4 жыл бұрын
they actually sent expired candy in the bag of crap. Truly living up to the name
@sageh.5228
@sageh.5228 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for chicken in a can part 2: electric boogaloo
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Tongue
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 5 жыл бұрын
@@AgentTasmania " slightly gone off" tongue.... *gags *
@nslouka90
@nslouka90 5 жыл бұрын
We have so many meats and things in cans here in America, someone should send him a crate.
@orangesocks5385
@orangesocks5385 5 жыл бұрын
Chicken in a Can 2: Radioactive Boogaloo
@Dylanquinn666
@Dylanquinn666 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god. I watched that video when it was posted and I still get flashbacks.
@roflepiclol
@roflepiclol 5 жыл бұрын
If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!
@whumptapus
@whumptapus 5 жыл бұрын
9:35 that banknote is from Laos if anyone was curious
@justsometroglodyte4056
@justsometroglodyte4056 5 жыл бұрын
thank you
@williamschutz4982
@williamschutz4982 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@edmanrapperu
@edmanrapperu 5 жыл бұрын
So is it Chinese or Japanese?
@danielbeaumont3679
@danielbeaumont3679 5 жыл бұрын
@@edmanrapperu neither, Laos is a country in South East Asia above Thailand
@edmanrapperu
@edmanrapperu 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielbeaumont3679 So are they Chinese or Japanese?
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
"That is from poundland, I recognise it" Not sure if that is a bad or a good thing.
@noisytim
@noisytim 5 жыл бұрын
Ask a ninja had one of the most catchy intros, back in the days... And Renettos “hello there, youtube. This is weneddows”
@Psi34ax
@Psi34ax 5 жыл бұрын
Tim E ikr! I am ninja, you are ninja, we are ninja too... damn.i still remember the show
@Cs-zp5sr
@Cs-zp5sr 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't think there could be a packaged "meal" shittier than lunchables but the packaged ploughman's lunch takes top prize.
@EnzemoneHD
@EnzemoneHD 5 жыл бұрын
I think it says a lot that most of the fans here probably do remember the OG bag of crap, speaks volumes on the loyalty of this fan base brother!
@George-fe5mf
@George-fe5mf 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah im pretty sure ive watched since the original 🤣
@chim-chimney
@chim-chimney 5 жыл бұрын
"STaRScrEaM sTOP bEiNg C R A P"
@skywolfx76
@skywolfx76 5 жыл бұрын
finally someone else finds that funny
@pimpspektor
@pimpspektor 4 жыл бұрын
remember that one time megatron tried to replace starscream with a waifu robot? that shows what a crap megatron thinks starscream is.
@funnyguy8498
@funnyguy8498 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute decepticon moment
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@pimpspektor errrr she was some sort of robotic ninja chick....cause screamers as useless as that plymans snack pack.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@pimpspektor "She's not so hot!" "She's hot enough to replace you any time I choose!"
@bradleymorgan8223
@bradleymorgan8223 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you had to sensor the word crap in the title is deeply sadening.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
*censor
@thebean4262
@thebean4262 5 жыл бұрын
*&%nsor
@jakerockznoodles
@jakerockznoodles 5 жыл бұрын
Very sadening. I hate it when I have to apply sensors to my words.
@fimbles1015
@fimbles1015 5 жыл бұрын
He actually edited the video not the title.. It was originally a review of a bag of wheat, Hence bag of crop.
@hulavaultboy5935
@hulavaultboy5935 5 жыл бұрын
Google algorithms are a b*@&h
@kathlenecharbonneau
@kathlenecharbonneau 4 жыл бұрын
He had me at "Bag of Crap". I could listen to this guy talk 24/7. Plus the fact that he's absolutely hilarious doesn't hurt either! 😂
@ImCabbageDog
@ImCabbageDog 5 жыл бұрын
Anything with "Crispy baby" in the name I *probably* wouldn't eat.
@lestatcomedante3907
@lestatcomedante3907 5 жыл бұрын
Funny I'm the opposite. I live me some crispy babies, mmmmmmm.
@PunakiviAddikti
@PunakiviAddikti 5 жыл бұрын
@POWER PAINTING How embaressing, you made a typo. And you're rude.
@yikes6969
@yikes6969 5 жыл бұрын
@POWER PAINTING trying too hard man
@yikes6969
@yikes6969 5 жыл бұрын
@POWER PAINTING Such a beautiful use of the English language.
@yikes6969
@yikes6969 5 жыл бұрын
@POWER PAINTING lol sounds like you're trying to hit on me
@scully1622
@scully1622 5 жыл бұрын
The nougat looked like that rancid prepacked Spanish omlette you reviewed if it was cartoonified
@PaulKingIII
@PaulKingIII 5 жыл бұрын
man the fact that it’s been 7 years makes me uncomfortable
@TenshiCat
@TenshiCat 5 жыл бұрын
It's okay, we've made good use of those seven years by watching Ashens videos
@gooseyboygavin9143
@gooseyboygavin9143 5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching ashens since I was 13 and im 19 now. :l
@BloodAsp
@BloodAsp 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty certain I just discovered an alternative universe where Big Clive did not become an electronics guy.
@pinkjumpers
@pinkjumpers 5 жыл бұрын
Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous! (Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )
@somnia3423
@somnia3423 5 жыл бұрын
hope things will get better for you
@cyanidic3673
@cyanidic3673 5 жыл бұрын
same bags of crap need to band together to put down the tyrany of the inflateable crowns
@Dremos77
@Dremos77 5 жыл бұрын
Why be sad when you can play with a cheap LED toy, eat out of date candy and learn how to be a ninja :)
@ron88222
@ron88222 5 жыл бұрын
🙀
@lestatcomedante3907
@lestatcomedante3907 5 жыл бұрын
Any cartoon by David Firth may help.
@lordowl3533
@lordowl3533 5 жыл бұрын
How do I send ancient food to ashens? I got a zatarans red beans and rice thing from 1998 that he'd really appreciate
@alibobble
@alibobble 5 жыл бұрын
This is so very strange. I re-watched the original "bag of crap" video yesterday afternoon just on a whim! Simulation! Simulation!
@bryant2073
@bryant2073 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I remember Ask a Ninja. I think it's the sort of strange, "early"-youtube humor Stuart would like.
@blackhatfreak
@blackhatfreak 3 жыл бұрын
Ask a Ninja old stuff is still funny today. To this day I believe every actor that dies in a movie should die in real life.
@isladurrant7895
@isladurrant7895 5 жыл бұрын
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Pickle and Ginger.
@Todomo
@Todomo 4 жыл бұрын
why does the popping candy bag look like a fleshlight container it’s so pornographic looking lmao
@SusanIvanova2257
@SusanIvanova2257 4 жыл бұрын
Which isn't helped by the individual candy sachets looking a whole lot like condom wrappers
@jjhack3r
@jjhack3r 4 жыл бұрын
The real question is why are you so cute? You are just adorable...
@Todomo
@Todomo 4 жыл бұрын
jjhack3r haha thank youu
@blayne888
@blayne888 4 жыл бұрын
It’s marketed to use during sex.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to ask what that is...
@markpalleschi5172
@markpalleschi5172 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get some more 10 reviews in 10 mins they’re the best
@tinrusic8395
@tinrusic8395 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Pallesch but can his heart handle it?
@TC-th1ey
@TC-th1ey 5 жыл бұрын
He could use the Mao Zedong pocket watch to time himself.
@geoserenity
@geoserenity 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@scientificbrony
@scientificbrony 5 жыл бұрын
They are draining his life, some say 5 years with every one
@azure1259
@azure1259 5 жыл бұрын
The thought of Tuco from Breaking Bad making Chairman Mao 100 year anniversary commemorative pocket watches cracked me up.
@Epicness123
@Epicness123 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Ashens said the C word...
@221b
@221b 5 жыл бұрын
Currencies?
@DarknessViper99
@DarknessViper99 5 жыл бұрын
Creamed corn?
@kirbytrooper
@kirbytrooper 5 жыл бұрын
crowdfunding?
@bzboy21
@bzboy21 5 жыл бұрын
Candle?
@chupathingy5862
@chupathingy5862 5 жыл бұрын
Chairman Mao!
@ramseydarkstar
@ramseydarkstar 5 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing how a random guy that reviews random crap on a old couch has over a million subs lol all the power to ya lol always entertaining
@samwatson-tayler2805
@samwatson-tayler2805 5 жыл бұрын
So you received a bag full of 2018 in 2019? That's impressive.
@UnitSe7en
@UnitSe7en 5 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near as impressive as if he'd received some 2020.
@samwatson-tayler2805
@samwatson-tayler2805 5 жыл бұрын
@@UnitSe7en Next time...
@ElrobertosuperioESA
@ElrobertosuperioESA 5 жыл бұрын
And one 2017 fidget spinner
@professorpenne9962
@professorpenne9962 5 жыл бұрын
well it is a bag full of crap after all
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr 5 жыл бұрын
The Chairman Mao pocket watch made me absolutely lose it 😂
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Standish 🤔 Probably at the bottom of Stuart’s PO Box which is never empty.
@vaporwave2345
@vaporwave2345 5 жыл бұрын
You should consider bringing back the "terrible games you probably never heard of" series. It really was fun and i'm sure it wasn't that hard to make.
@kylelee1911
@kylelee1911 5 жыл бұрын
He won't do it because he made it into a book series he sells
@frankschneider6156
@frankschneider6156 5 жыл бұрын
Random Hajile Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.
@KougajiCalling
@KougajiCalling 5 жыл бұрын
And it was... It at least took a long time to make each episode.
@renannaw
@renannaw 5 жыл бұрын
The quality of this video is so good I can see specs of that one direction candy floss from ages ago.
@LiquidSteven
@LiquidSteven 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens if you don't know Tesco sale a frozen hotdog with onions, mustard and pickle for £1 just thought you would like to know 😂
@LiquidSteven
@LiquidSteven 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ulkreghz no he's not he's done the American style one the ones I'm on about are froze and Tesco own brand and worst 😂
@g36killer
@g36killer 5 жыл бұрын
@@LiquidSteven stop trying to kill him. Lol
@Zombii_x
@Zombii_x 5 жыл бұрын
Your shiny nails and normal British voice make me happy.
@samcrane5273
@samcrane5273 5 жыл бұрын
Best thing about being awake all night is being able to catch ashens videos as soon as there up
@clayton8009
@clayton8009 5 жыл бұрын
It's 3 am in here so yeah I agree
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 5 жыл бұрын
they're*
@musict4379
@musict4379 5 жыл бұрын
What are you in?
@adriande1
@adriande1 5 жыл бұрын
sam crane *they’re
@thegreyinitiate3680
@thegreyinitiate3680 5 жыл бұрын
“An evilized baby deer sniffs for innocence.” 😂 I’ve been crying for 10 minutes now after that one.....
@rafaelpinto9197
@rafaelpinto9197 5 жыл бұрын
I've never liked a video before... "A MEGATRON FIDGET SPINNER!!" *sound of a click on that there like button*
@ElrobertosuperioESA
@ElrobertosuperioESA 5 жыл бұрын
We are stuck in 2017 Idk what to do
@GlenGlingo9
@GlenGlingo9 5 жыл бұрын
"Pack your bogs of crop, it's time to answer Stusurl Uttle and the Polybius Hoist."
@no1reallycaresabout2
@no1reallycaresabout2 5 жыл бұрын
9:47 That is a 500 Lao Kip Bill
@Bonk4Me
@Bonk4Me 5 жыл бұрын
Tell us where its from you fruity nougat!
@Cellkist
@Cellkist 5 жыл бұрын
From Laos. Duh
@e2622
@e2622 5 жыл бұрын
Worth approximately 6 cents in USD.
@Expandedsky
@Expandedsky 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not even worth a penny
@MMMmyshawarma
@MMMmyshawarma 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cellkist Is that Chinese or Japanese?
@Bigrignohio
@Bigrignohio 5 жыл бұрын
I remember the Ploughman's Lunch review :)
@markbradshaw6655
@markbradshaw6655 5 жыл бұрын
The bank note is The kip is the currency of Laos
@voodootrois
@voodootrois 5 жыл бұрын
It's worth about 5 pence. And it's been a stable currency.
@frankschneider6156
@frankschneider6156 5 жыл бұрын
Wow they already made it to paper money. We should watch this next Asian tiger
@Zu3sUK
@Zu3sUK 5 жыл бұрын
"Star scream stop being... crap!" hahaha 😂😂🤣
@TarttelinGamer
@TarttelinGamer 5 жыл бұрын
We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!
@AlisonBryen
@AlisonBryen 5 жыл бұрын
I tried one in a pub once...it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't pleasant either.
@MrWolfSnack
@MrWolfSnack 10 ай бұрын
You gotta be a ploughman freezing to death in a field full of sheep shit for the full experience. @@AlisonBryen
@PsychedelicPlatypus64
@PsychedelicPlatypus64 4 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel. Haven't laughed this hard in a VERY long time!
@nicedream1990
@nicedream1990 5 жыл бұрын
I searched "crap" on KZbin and that's how I found your channel through the first bag of crap video.
@smounir4133
@smounir4133 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens is the George Ramsay of Poundland 😂😂
@lieutenantloaf2960
@lieutenantloaf2960 4 жыл бұрын
The Scottish Footballer? 😂😂
@TackyFlamingo
@TackyFlamingo 3 жыл бұрын
.... Gordon?
@ghostontoast1017
@ghostontoast1017 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as the outro played i did the uuughuaaa sound but he said hello..
@perfectstormoriley1188
@perfectstormoriley1188 2 жыл бұрын
He must be kneeling or sitting in front of that sofa makes me laugh 😃
@dragon_ex2139
@dragon_ex2139 5 жыл бұрын
I am very disappointed with this video. I interpreted the censorship in the title to mean "Bag of Crop", and expected a video about a bag full of various vegetables.
@theukuleleist
@theukuleleist 5 жыл бұрын
Just as you took out the flashing reindeer it started snowing, talk about perfect timing lol
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Loved the return of the Ploughmans Lunch pack haha :D I like the Technichal Difficulties music too!
@BaseDeltaZero1972
@BaseDeltaZero1972 2 жыл бұрын
"Ask A Ninja" was hilarious back in the day. One of the first channels I binge watched on KZbin.
@amyduncker4097
@amyduncker4097 5 жыл бұрын
I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣
4 жыл бұрын
Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'. They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'! Decadent! 😂
@TheGoldSwordSquad
@TheGoldSwordSquad 5 жыл бұрын
Stuarts Megatron voice was actually a pretty good Starscream
@AnnyPyjamas
@AnnyPyjamas 5 жыл бұрын
I have just rewatched the original Bag of Crap video this morning. Do love myself a coincidence
@Alex-K94
@Alex-K94 5 жыл бұрын
When the video started with a fidget spinner in 2019 I knew this will be a good one.
@doodadsdandy
@doodadsdandy 3 жыл бұрын
but why on earth is the popping passion logo so sexual lmaooo. naked silhouette of a lady, the kiss print?? lmao why!!
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 2 жыл бұрын
Because passion
@ralfsstuff
@ralfsstuff 5 жыл бұрын
It's still interesting how quickly fidget spinners vanished from the face of the earth.
@longjonhothan6963
@longjonhothan6963 5 жыл бұрын
Bit like loom bands
@csmith2005
@csmith2005 5 жыл бұрын
I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.
@garlottos
@garlottos 3 жыл бұрын
I had Silly Bandz as the fad in my middle school, guess this was just the next generations version
@jek__
@jek__ 3 жыл бұрын
Well I mean they were always completely useless, its not a hard prediction to assume they would vanish right from the start
@johnroberts2905
@johnroberts2905 5 жыл бұрын
"Candy & Co England" ... Made in Turkey! 🤣
@brucehargreaves7724
@brucehargreaves7724 5 жыл бұрын
I used to watch this like 2 years ago OMG the nostalgia 😂
@MrHanBrolo
@MrHanBrolo 5 жыл бұрын
God I remember the original and then the ploughman's just brought it all back
@Tribdinosaur
@Tribdinosaur 5 жыл бұрын
BAG OF CRAP HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE EPISODE FOR YEARS I'm calm
@outsidersongs2682
@outsidersongs2682 5 жыл бұрын
Are you baby crispy calm?
@user-lt2rw5nr9s
@user-lt2rw5nr9s 5 жыл бұрын
That bank note looks Laos.
@garydsketch
@garydsketch Жыл бұрын
The note at 9:36 is the Laotian Kip; that note is worth about 20p
@astrobunny3660
@astrobunny3660 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens. you can sell that Mao Zedong pocket watch for 75.00 dollars on Ebay
@vycro1097
@vycro1097 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's a replica
@sophiahamilton7202
@sophiahamilton7202 5 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched u in so long !!! Used to be obsessed, forgot how funny u are. Watched u literally 7 years ago 😂😂😂
@TheMamahey
@TheMamahey 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching you since I was 12 or 13 now I’m 19 I’m still watching 💯
@Inzombiak
@Inzombiak 5 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol
@IAMNEKOMIMI
@IAMNEKOMIMI 5 жыл бұрын
They knew about you! They even packed the out of date food just because they realised they have an order from THE Stuart Ashens!
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch 3 жыл бұрын
I like a ploughman's lunch and I like to watch the review of these ploughmans lunches because it makes me appreciate the actual thing more.
@urzu117
@urzu117 5 жыл бұрын
but I do remember the bag of crap review from millennia ago
@GorlGangCommentsPondue
@GorlGangCommentsPondue 3 ай бұрын
the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue
@garcon45
@garcon45 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't the last one have a Tamarind drink? Do they always stock these things with something Tamarind related? XD
@OverseerXIII
@OverseerXIII 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it had. No wonder its crap.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 5 жыл бұрын
Probably because tamarind doesn't sell very well over here (not a flavour that we appreciate, apparently), so the resultant overstock ends up in grab-bag type things like the Bag of Crap.
@scientificbrony
@scientificbrony 5 жыл бұрын
The owners of bag of crap are getting paid off by big tamarind
@digitalboy80
@digitalboy80 5 жыл бұрын
@@scientificbrony : See, they laughed at me when I revealed this truth years ago, but now I have proof. Someone said it on a comment section on the internet, so it must be true! This is how that works, isn't it?
@scientificbrony
@scientificbrony 5 жыл бұрын
@@digitalboy80 I couldn't possibly lie on the internet, it's illegal
@paganmin80
@paganmin80 5 жыл бұрын
I fuckin missed you ashens... Never ever change your format.
@tastywindex
@tastywindex 5 жыл бұрын
Top Ten Anime Resurrections
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 3 жыл бұрын
I ordered my Polybius. when it arrived it had to be installed, you couldn't just take it out of the box. after a few goes, something malfunctioned and I had to send it back, but there is one problem, the portal in my dining room won't close. I don't have to dust or vacuum because it sucks in all loose debris, all in all 5 stars.
@vissova
@vissova 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for censoring the swear word in the title, my mom would have grounded me if she saw it
@athenathegreatandpowerful6365
@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 4 жыл бұрын
Then go back to watching the Wombles and leave grown up videos to adults.
@kendallshadrick6557
@kendallshadrick6557 4 жыл бұрын
@@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 you do know they were being sarcastic right?
@Matthewv1998
@Matthewv1998 5 жыл бұрын
The ploughmans lunch gave me an odd flashback to that video when it was new. I dont know why
@tb.7788
@tb.7788 5 жыл бұрын
ask a ninja is hilarious. most people today probably have never heard of it smh
@tonib1999
@tonib1999 5 жыл бұрын
more bag of crap videos please!! they’re my favourite and i can’t tell you how long i’ve been waiting for this 😂
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