Pirate DVD Showcase 2 | Ashens

[@BFNgaming2024]

As a child, my father got me a pirate copy of the film 'Cars' when it came out in 2006, from his dodgy Chinese friend. Basically, some guy had shot it on a camcorder in the back of the cinema. I know this, because halfway through, there was an announcement to say that someone's lost child had been found and was at the reception, and then some lady got up, and her silhouette crossed the screen. Just before the race at the end, the video stopped, and there was a panicked rustling as the guy got caught filming and was presumably thrown out of the cinema....

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

And they didn't take the camera? WHY?!

[@simontatton5424]

I think I remember this exact rip. I thought it was just me

[@tiagosp]

That's the common TRB of Cars, it's a telesync.

[@mrscruffles801]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer Well the theater probably didn't have the authority to take it

[@DOSRetroGamer]

A cinema cannot confuscate a camera. They'd have to call the cops and probably didn't want to bother.

[@douglaskalberg8899]

Love the Batman review on the back. "It's really not that good, but I guess it does bring you a few hours closer to death."

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

And the Batman game....makes the batmobile drive like a tank...

[@ignaciocue]

No, that's a pessimistic and cynical rephrasing of the review.

[@BecauseBecause]

Upon producing the 10 in 1 Bluray menu, the creator was careful to use some royalty free music. "I can't use licensed music, that's just morally wrong!" they thought, as they burned 9 films on to the disc. (I'm guessing it's royalty free, anyway. Surely??)

[@codeman38]

Somewhat amusingly in hindsight, the New Hope bootleggers decided to add a fake copyright notice for Buena Vista -- also known as Disney's distribution label.

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

Heck, even the bootleg LaserDisc rips on bootleg DVDs were worst quality than the 2006 GOUT DVD. (2:40)

[@TheMariostarr]

Even more amusingly in hindsight, they put E-Wings on the front cover, which are now actually in a modern piece of Star Wars media, being briefly featured in Ahsoka.

[@vjpearce]

I had a pirate copy of the Lion king once on VHS and it was recorded in the cinema and when Simba calls out for his dad after stampede passed a person in the audience shouted "Yes?" That had me howling.

[@wylwrk6884]

Stewart Uttle 3: Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

*Strange Shape* ;)

[@MarlonBitoy]

Paul Accuardi “Antonio Stella bottom tile”

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

When Ashens read that, his *funny laughter keys* activated.

[@mrskillen1919]

*Stranger* Shape

[@BenCol]

The sad thing is Stusrl Uttle was later falsely arrested when an arrest warrant for Stusrl Tuttle got misprinted due to a fly falling into the machine.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Damn that flying machine!

[@kingfield99]

I understood that reference.

[@Whoa802]

Brazil, great movie.

[@CYPH3RsD0M41N]

I used to own a pirated version of The Prisoner of Azkaban. It did feature the movie in 720p, however, the intro to the movie + the menu display The Polar Express instead.

[@tncorgi92]

I would pay to see a mashup of those. Harry boards the train to Hogwarts and ends up at the North Pole. Tom Hanks plays Sirius Black.

[@jackieelizabeth8614]

Mudzi perfect

[@melquiadeez]

I have that too, it came in a box set and that is the only movie of 6 that is fucked up

[@JULR0W]

I had one that froze once that woman blew up and the brightness was too high

[@danielsrandomchannel1472]

@@tncorgi92 and it must be in Motion Capture throughout the whole film.

[@samdinnan3351]

Although repetitive at times, this video did provide a few minutes of fun.

[@RealBond101]

You can also ride the AshensMobile in the game

[@yerabbit]

i remember buying a shrinkwrapped bootleg set of "the complete monty python's flying circus". 4 of the discs at the back of the box were missing, and one disc was a chinese copy of GET CARTER.

[@DOSRetroGamer]

Doesn't sound very complete

[@favoritemustard3542]

They could have made _The Incomplete_ a selling point, really...

[@SlowMotionAtomicBomb]

Pack your bogs, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3: ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM-TILE.

[@DoctorKosher1978]

Featuring a cameo appearance by Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai and Nicholas Marty.

[@danforbes3573]

Who both play an instrument that has a wonderful sound,but strange shape.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Don't change channels yet! Instead, press your Act or Talk Like a Fool Key and watch this film!

[@contentcreatorman]

Join Stusrl Uttle as they try to build the future small child star!

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Then, the franchise is bought by Disney and they make a new trilogy, the latest being *Stsursl Uttle 3: The last Bottom Tile*

[@beesha6209]

"Angriff der Klonkrieger" actually translates to "attack of the clone fighters" rather than attack of the clones and it is the legit German title. I love it when Ashens tries to pronounce German phrases!

[@M-Star1003]

I'm pretty sure "Angriff der Klonkrieger" would actually translate to "Attack of the Clone Warriors"... I'm just saying...

[@beesha6209]

@@M-Star1003 Yes, you are correct. I commented this 5 years ago, I don't think the word "warrior" was in my vocabulary back then. But fighter is not that far off.

[@M-Star1003]

​@@MattressStore-lu8py Not a tremendous amount, but it's still the more accurate translation.

[@timdavies90]

I like how after Christopher Walkens name is mentioned the text suddenly starts talking like him.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

I had a rather convincing bootleg of Spy Kids 2 it was rated R for hardcore sex and violence on the back and had descriptions of two completely different movies there was also an odd white powder in the Box

[@HunterCrawfordBrunomonk8]

Spy Kids 2: Unrated

[@harambo88]

can i have the powder?

[@mister_M.]

@@harambo88 😂

[@LeoFan93]

Stuart Uttle: The new Stella Bottom Tile.

[@conky7819]

Fuck, what is that from? The violin video? I'll have to look that up.

[@PsychicRadroach]

i think you spelled "stusrl" incorrectly

[@Bloeki123]

"Everything is always fine" is the video title iirc

[@Battledongus]

Directed by gee plug poo melon nai.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

Written by Nicholas Marty.

[@peterjf7723]

When visiting my sister in law she bought some DVDs to us to watch, one was a new film that had only just started showing at cinemas and not yet officially released on DVD. I was expecting a crappy cam job filmed in a cinema but it was really good quality, there were occasional lines of text across the top saying 'preview copy - not for release'. At the end there were no credits, just the music and a screen blank apart from a line of text saying 'credits go here'.

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

Do you remember what film it was?

[@OrangeYTT]

You were watching a Screener copy. Usually sent to film awards judges for nominations before the film is released on DVD/Bluray.

[@melquiadeez]

I had a pirated Stewart little DVD and when you played it, it was a strange porno. That was a weird and enlightening day as a 9 year old

[@5roundsrapid263]

Just Monika I bet the male lead wasn’t Stuart or little...

[@devonholden1787]

@@5roundsrapid263 *Bah Dum Tiss*

[@SlyHikari03]

I remember someone that owned a Stuart little dvd that had Spanish audio and Chinese subtitles. To make it even more ridiculous

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

A sequel to one of my favorite videos of yours."turning him into Stephens" still cracks my shit up

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Stusrl Uttle!

[@ZakRas]

Broken English read by Stusursel Oshen will never not be funny.

[@CosmicKangaroo]

***Stusursel Orshen

[@sixgunsam79]

streusel?

[@Yrenne]

Reminds me of the violin video lol

[@MforMovesets]

Better English than opinions in this video.

[@Zephieish]

Stondsbsel oblong

[@JeskidoYT]

Can't wait for 2020 for Part 3

[@GhostlyDilemma]

didn't have to wait that long :P

[@HelloThereUniverse]

Waiting for part 4 now!

[@15-Peter-20]

Nearly there

[@speedyspeeds]

2020 sucks go back!

[@PandaFromEast]

"This game contains no bosses at all" Of course that's true because it's a damn movie

[@Daftanemone]

Tell me lies Todd

[@patrickkapek4655]

Tell me sweet little lies XD

[@cameronfox4401]

Thanks officer Howard

The FMV cut scenes are cool but it has very little gameplay.

[@Infernape7890]

Natural Mystic I'd love to buy such an apple.

[@pauliejay4161]

Love the bootleg stuff. I once saw a Spiderman t-shirt that said "the Amazing of Spider".

[@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585]

I recently found a bootleg of season of salior moon spelled Sail Or Moon Season 001.

[@AlpakaWhacker]

But what if someone wants to Sail And Moon? Can a person not do both anymore XD

[@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585]

AlpakaWhacker no. They dont deserve to lol

[@LWolf12]

Hmm, I might take moon, depends on what kind of sail it is.

[@Fuzy2K]

You can't have your sail and moon it too. (oh wait...)

[@Clayt17]

At least they future proofed it by giving us the space for at least 999 seasons.

[@gridline]

Finally, Episope II is here

[@bucwhovian8305]

Does anyone else like not understand why people watch "cam" versions of films at all? Like you watch films to be entertained, it's not something you actually have to do. It's not like buying a low quality car because you need to get to work, or a cheap phone because you need to be able to call people. No one is ever in a situation where they achually need to have seen a film. If you are watching a film at all it's because you want a bit of entertainment, so why would you not want it to be the best quality?

[@dujuan9646]

Buc Whovian exactly, I'll just wait for dvd release. Maybe they can't wait to see the movie.

[@valen9835]

Attack of bad english

[@theaces3697]

i understand and can explain it, in the uk at least the cinema is very expensive for what it is, and with the quality of movies being hit and miss people dont want to pay for what will end up being a shit film, what i do is i watch it online as cam (cam quality can be really good most cams are 1080p and some are even 4k) and if i enjoy the movie i will go to the cinema to see it in Imax if its worth that, i did it with infinity war as i was let down by the string of shitty marvel movies before but, infinity war was good so i went to see it properly

[@perciusmandate]

Wow. "Catch Me if You Can", a Spielberg film, starring two of the highest billing actors in Hollywood, that has a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and they pick one of the 4% of reviewers that was lukewarm about it to feature on the back of their bootleg.

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

Can't wait for *Stuart Uttle 4: Escape to Africa*

[@Stylemaster911]

Oh man, I haven't burst out laughing until it hurt watching an Ashens vid since the fucking Violin

[@pabond008]

Ironically, that "ET" bust on the Terminator cover looks like the skeleton from that furby-like ET doll Ashens once smashed to bits

[@jakepelletier2955]

PeterJames oh god, the nightmares that thing gave me

[@jime386]

Good thing you packed a bog if you must answer the call of the wild

[@zwz.zdenek]

What if I'm a cat and I like it dry?

[@davidroberts5250]

🤣🤣🤣

[@natsume-hime2473]

"The true story of a real fake." Is the actual tagline for Catch Me if You Can. So at least they got that right.

[@Afrieal]

Oh gods, the shot of the menu for The Prince gave me flashbacks from those bad old days of filmstrips with tapes from school days. Yes I am older than dirt.

[@tncorgi92]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@teshiku1249]

I once had a pirated dvd of cars that when you put it in for a second you could see a grown man dressed as lighting McQueen and then it was just a cam footage of cars for around 2-3 minutes then it played the whole movie in HD. Had no clue and just put it in a place where no one could find it except me, For some reason I collected cars dvds when I was younger

[@teshiku1249]

@Brian Hebert carboot sale, they said that it wasn’t great quality but I was very young

[@DaraM73]

I once had a bootleg dvd of Empire Strikes Back, hilariously titled, “Backlash of the West”.

[@stephen3164]

Someone risked jail time by pirating Stuart Little 3. Just think about that for a moment. They had thousands of movies to choose to copy, and they said "this one!". Also, I think all 10 of those movies on that one dvd are on Netflix. Probably an easy source to grab movies to pirate.

[@TheHutchy01]

Maybe they should go to jail for their lack of taste rather than piracy

[@ignaciocue]

@@TheHutchy01 Saying someone should be in jail on subjective grounds? We don't live in a fascist society, you know.

[@jek__]

@@ignaciocue Do we not? lol. People are all out these days commanding others on how to live their own lives, one wouldn't be unreasonable to conclude that we did live in a fascist society

[@richardvlasek2445]

@@jek__ politics understander

[@parasatc8183]

I had Stuart Little 3 on a pirate DVD with Stuart Little and Stuart Little 2. Most of the pirated DVDs (which I now know to be pirated in retrospect) that my family bought were these X-in-1 sorts and it would make sense to pirate the film if you wanted to sell a pirated Stuart Little collection DVD. The DVD I had came with other films that weren't Stuart Little-related though.

[@jaeger6919]

The couch... *_I feel a disturbance_*

[@rockncoop665]

Syaqir Emeer you mean I feel a dirstibence in the force

[@NetNerdy]

Office Couch, not the Classic Home couch.

[@Mahaveez]

If you can't appreciate the creator's vision enough to appreciate the remastered couch even more than whatever the original version supposedly looked like back when anyone remembered that it existed, how can you call yourself a true fan?

[@cursedkevin]

Please review Toy Story 2 on PS1.

[@mysticalb1tch]

Syaqir Emeer I'm almost certain this is the couch at the UK KZbin space

[@Stettafire]

Wait... When I was a kid we had phantom menace on video. I remember it being super blurry, but I thought it was normal? Now as an adult I realise that it must have been a pirate copy :O My grandma once gave me a Stuart Little 3 DVD. 'But it's Stuart Little!' she said, 'You like Stuart Little.' I tried, in the politest possible way, to explain that the original two films were not animated, they were live action and CGI. She looked rather shocked. 'But kids films are animated!' :/

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

She must not be very in tune with the times..

[@mspenrice]

Show her a double bill of South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut followed up by Urotsukidoji, see how she feels after that.

[@Porkey_Minch]

Did your grandma somehow not know about Betty Boop?

[@SakurauchiLily]

The new hop: A dance that Darth Vader has invented, and that's taking the galaxy by storm!

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

The New Hope, it's the same as the A New Hope 2006 GOUT DVD but even lower-budgeted. (2:40)

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Frederick Knott was an English playwright and screenwriter that died 17 December 2002, roughly a week before the theatrical release of Catch Me If You Can.

[@Nytephyre]

This one really makes me laugh. I keep returning to watch. I do hope you two continue to do these.

[@polishenglish8356]

I admire Stuart for the ability to read all that nonsense with a straight face :D

[@oz_jones]

Well... almost straight.

[@superwoody62]

I like your picture

[@15-Peter-20]

👊

[@AsymptoteInverse]

He got a lot of practice keeping a straight face with Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.

[@VinchVolt]

Ah, Catch Me if You Can, a surprisingly good movie that I probably never would've seen or even heard about until now had it not been for me glimpsing an airing of it on TBS one afternoon and deciding to rent it from Netflix. Seriously, it's a really good movie; I highly recommend watching it if you haven't seen it already.

[@Takimeko]

But does it feel like one of Frank's pilot without substance?

[@WXdestroyer]

*Stusrl Uttle*

[@JackieTheBold]

The New Hop

[@dustyhyrax3488]

Uttle? His name's Buttle. There must be some mistake.

[@Da_King_o_yamom]

*However, it gets under the surface of Frank’s drive to lose himself in other identities*

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

The bootleg form of Stuart Ashens, Stuart Uttle.

[@andymadden8183]

Stusrl Uttle: The New Hop.

[@gusbaker4u]

My dream job is working in the packaging design department for bootleg DVDs

[@tncorgi92]

You'd have to work hard to turn them out any funnier than sheer ineptitude already does.

[@Colt45hatchback]

Woukdnt be thar hard, just calling anthracite big legged hieroglyphics on the road to someone elses mango, where te team discoverences a fortituded stall where all is bot what it seems.

[@WH250398]

Notmah Cuppatea Prefciton.

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

Stuart Uttle 3: Bought it for son as he request.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I love it when bootleggers use bad reviews on their DVDs

[@brianartillery]

On the 1970's TV show 'Rutland Weekend Television', the producer for most of their 'shows' was someone called 'Al Foresoreskin'. Wouldn't look out of place on a fake DVD.

[@thejdhe7681]

Did you guys ever find the gamechild bootleg

[@rammuploads]

It's featured in the other Pirate DVD Showcase

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Carl Howes I wonder if there's a pirated DVD version of Jesus, Bro! And Kickassia.

[@Levleup]

Carl Howes the actual dvd. Apparently what they found was a rip of the disk

[@ATXVisions]

These are the DVDs that you experience using white van speakers and projector setup.

[@odinsplaygrounds]

I remember watching Blade 2 before it hit cinema... it was a blurry and dark mess, could barely tell what happened at all. We were like 14-15 at the time, and in the early 2000s, just the novelty of having watched a movie months before it hit cinema was so "cool"... even if in actuality it was a rubbish experience.

[@mspenrice]

I have so many terrible old DivXes that I'm not sure what to do with any more... on the one hand they're painful to watch on anything larger than a small laptop screen from halfway across the room... on the other, replacing them all will be an expensive chore (the real standouts got legitimised a long time ago) and whilst the couple hundred gigs they consume once seemed like a humongous amount of space, it's worth buttons these days...

[@milkapeismilky5464]

Oh my God I think I saw the exact same telesync mess! But at the time, I was just too excited to care.

[@milkapeismilky5464]

@@mspenrice I still have something like 500 burned movie DVDs. The title screens are whatever random crazy shit I decided to put on the disc, usually some completely unrelated steel image like homestar runner for the Lord of the rings trilogy. I was in a very serious accident and could not walk for a while. I spent an awful lot of time "reappropriating" digital content and burning it to DVDs with Nero. Good old Nero, every time I see that logo it makes me feel slightly dirty and guilty....

[@superwoody62]

I like your picture

[@EnderTheDoggu]

*_The couch changed_*

[@jacobknowles3007]

It’s the one in his office

[@thomasjenkins7506]

he always uses this couch with alec.

[@ewancooper6498]

Its a bootleg

[@Leatherbubba]

The world is changing...

[@jonmahashintina]

sure its not just your monitor?

[@David315842]

7:26 You're wrong there Alec because the film was...Sort of. Warner Bros. distributed the film in North America, while Columbia distributed it for the rest of the world.

[@brianhebert6152]

Reminds me of how Titanic's rights are split between Paramount in the US and 20th Century Studios elsewhere.

[@SPEEDSTER7201]

Ashens is easily one of the most consistent uploaders of the last decade. He sadly may never be able to buy a new sofa again.

[@uubrmanx]

pack your bogs and load up the cmping gear, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3:CALL OF THE WILD E.B. White's original novel has been avenged!

[@seangentry2943]

I thought the name "Dickey Beer" off the back of that Terminator 3 case was surely a concoction of some foreign bootlegger but no, that's the real stunt coordinator for that film and many others. Learn something every day.

[@Seantendo]

Change the channel name to "Uttles".

[@matthewrice4419]

The Legend of Stusrl: Breath of the Wild

[@jamiemarchant]

LOL

[@ronen_khazin]

I love that almost all the credits on the back of Catch Me If You Can are wrong.

[@TheCulturalBomb]

Having to wait almost 3 years for a video sequel is so Ashens.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

12:57 Still a better watch than the Prince TV series on HBO.

[@irtbmtind89]

I think I downloaded that cam of Episode 2 in 2002 on my school's T1 line lol. IIRC most cams then were distributed as MPEG-1 VCD images. Video-8 tape put through multiple rounds of shitty lossy compression yo.

[@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585]

Natural Mystic you can still buy them in china. Brand mew films as well (official ones not bootlegs)

[@mspenrice]

kxSVCD better though... (no, I'm not making that acronym up) ... quasi DVD resolution plus 2-pass variable bitrate encoding and a custom MPEG matrix. Get your movie onto just two, or if you're jammy even a single CDR, and still have it be fairly watchable. I used a flavour of it to cram Spirited Away onto a single 8cm mini CD once, without using MPEG-4... it was a touch blocky on the highest motion scenes, and was best viewed on a 14" CRT TV (which happened to be all I had at the time), but it worked... Modern chinese VCDs are a sort of variant of that, essentially half-rez DVD spec video recorded on CD instead... though the only reason to keep them going now is for people who never upgraded their SVCD players to DVD, as the blanks are about as much as each other and DVDs take hardly any longer to encode and burn vs how things were for us VCD experimenters 15+ years ago.

[@milkapeismilky5464]

Oh my God! VCD reminds me of SVCD, which was fit on an audio CD. I had dozens if not hundreds of those format burned on to audio CDs in the early noughties. Back when blank DVDs were actually expensive. I actually have something like 500 blank DVDs now, people just give them to me from time to time because they aren't worth anything anymore. Very useful for backing up my games collection!

[@TheRealColBosch]

As of this writing, 220 comments. 20 commenting on and joking about the video, 200 whinging on about the different couch. Jesus wept, people.

[@romulusnuma116]

TheRealColBosch over 100 of the coach comments are also jokes.

[@tncorgi92]

I'm enjoying them. Sofa, so good.

[@m2db772]

And 1 moaning about youtube comments.

[@TheRealColBosch]

That's me! Good job!

[@Clay3613]

I lost it too when they cracked up at the misspelling of Stuart Uttle.

[@TheWoundedFoot]

I was drinking a glass of wine while watching this and nearly did a spit take when Stuart said "Pack your bogs"".

[@nathancarbo]

Solar Temple whats so funny about bogs?

[@TheRealLumpySpirit]

Nathan Carbo It’s a british term for the toilet I believe. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Porta-Pottys are horrible! So, its a good idea to pack your bogs!

[@krashd]

And we call those Portaloo's, we don't even hyphenate!

[@dominateeye]

These Pirate DVD Showcase videos are worth the wait. I swear, they're some of the best content on this channel.

[@TobbeTheDude]

Thats David Belle in Brick Mansions not Gerard Butler. He is also in Banlieue 13 and Banlieue 13: Ultimatum which are also featured on that dvd.

[@SIGBizzle]

“Pack your bogs...” great start 😂😂

[@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre]

I'm laughing for the poorly written Stuart Little 3 synopsis.

[@rzeka]

The first one was one of my favourite ashens videos, I'm really happy to see a sequel!

[@Wolfsbane1100]

I remember seeing your tweet asking about the E-wing fighters. Holy shit you record these videos stupidly far in advance.

[@doubtfulguest5450]

To be fair, when he tweeted has nothing at all to do with when he actually filmed the video. I'm currently thinking about an essay I have to write, but I won't actually write it for a couple of weeks.

[@theartofmakingsense]

Ashens posting videos at times to suit insomniacs :)

[@I_will_pet_your_dogs]

Or Australians :P

[@Knifegash]

Or, he's uploading videos on the other side of the planet, where it's day when we're at night. And also, you don't have insomnia because you want to stay up late looking at your tiny bright screen.

[@grimsleybishopafton5840]

@@Knifegash I bet you're fun at parties

[@Knifegash]

@@grimsleybishopafton5840 I bet you're such a unique and original person.

[@nathanforester5993]

'Christopher Walken, excellent as always'. Excellent is an understatement.

[@Yeahmenoodle]

I found a bunch of Pirated Star Trek TV shows at a thrift store one time. It was just a bunch of regular discs with regular printer paper with logos of Star Trek glued onto the disc. It looked like a regular DVD but I thought it looked funny so I opened it (they were in clear DVD cases) and the paper lable was coming off because the glue wasn't strong enough. The best part is that it was kinda like a Goodwill store where people donate items so they didn't make any money off of it.

[@exakelgaming]

the blurbs are like if someone wrote the text in english, translated it into Chinese and then translated it back into English.

[@tncorgi92]

After a bottle of sherry and a few hits of kratom.

[@zwz.zdenek]

Not even close. It's simply typed from a print by a Chinese person. I don't reckon you'd fare so well trying to type some Chinese text.

[@mspenrice]

+EckZaKel That's probably exactly what's happened, at least for some of them. +zwz-zdenek ... I dunno, that seems like it'd be too much effort for yer typical bulk pirate. It's probably OCRed instead. They're very OCRish mistakes.

[@frasermacleod5373]

You're an incredibly witty man, young Ashens! Your videos are far too addictive for my own good!!

[@Ryusuta]

I propose that that DVD menu music be the new theme song of this series.

[@specialagentbigsmoke6479]

I found the batman begins cards from one of his old videos in a water park in crete.

[@smb-c3po]

Stuart, the funny thing is already sounded like a pirate anyway. Are there more pirate-themed action figures you could review? Maybe both official and bootleg 'cause it's been some time. Especially since you haven't done a Poundland Special in ages.

[@YarcoTV]

Terminator 3 WAS released by both WB and Columbia at the same time just in different territories. I was in China in 2004 and visited a DVD store with hundreds of titles yet could only find one original disc which was a region 3 import from Hong Kong.

[@SkyTheLeafeon]

When Stuart said cel-shaded I wasn't expecting Wind Waker-looking graphics. A pleasant surprise!

[@beautyforashes2022]

Omg, I've got a stitch in my side because I'm laughing so hard. 😂

[@jonnys8sumthin]

I actually have that Batman Begins DVD. It also came with quite a nice sleeve with the same GLARING mistake on the back. Still, a fantastic copy.

[@conky7819]

Just minutes before this was uploaded I was considering buying a Neon Genesis Evangelion bootleg off of Ebay due to the official releases ungodly price tag... reconsidering after watching this in fear of wasting my 20 bucks.

[@rzeka]

Conky it might be funny tho

[@gebs123]

Anime bootlegs can be worse then other bootlegs. Especially if you need the subtitles to understand what is going on. I had a friend buy a Darker than Black DVD that had the video partially cut off, and the subs were were obviously translated Japanese->Chinese->English.

[@conky7819]

TempoFunktron Pretty sure you're thinking of the right one. It's got the whole series plus both films across 4 DVDs. Says "Animation City International Limited" on the back. Also if I do end up purchasing it I will most certainly burn the porn parody to a DVD.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

You haven't torrented it yet? lol?

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Nine Genesis Ewanmcgregor.

[@js100serch]

If you could come to mexico, you would have a field day with these pirate DVDs. We have tons of those, also CDs, toys, videogames, blurays too.

[@1980sGamer]

I audibly said "no fucking way" when this showed up. I commented on an earlier Ashens video saying that I wanted to see another one of these. He listened!

[@mothcub]

It was all for you, you lucky thing ;)

[@mothcub]

I imagine 1980sGamer might be joking ;-)

[@1980sGamer]

go away... That's not my ego talking bud. I'm pleased that he made a part 2.

[@yaboijjonah._.1815]

I like how on the t3 box , the stunts were done by dicky beer

[@wisteela]

I still have a Harry Potter from a charity shop to send it from last time, plus an extra I found. I have a bootleg Cobra game for the GBA that has a review slagging it off on the box! I will have to feature it on my channel eventually.

[@wisteela]

@@KlonoaPrime And that has what to do with this?

[@weberman173]

yes "angriff der Klonkrieger" translates from german into english as Attack of the Clones(well rather Attack of the Clone Warriors.. but close enough)

[@jamesoblivion]

Ironically, after seven years' wait, the official DVD releases also ported the Laserdisc transfers for the theatrical cuts. 😂😭

[@andymadden8183]

Stusrl Uttle 3: The New Hop! (Alternative title: Stusrl Uttle 3: Adventures In Tax!, the Accountant's Edition.)

[@OuterGalaxyLounge]

Literally a hand and a half dozen DVD cases, and yet funnier and better than 99.9 percent of the videos on KZbin.

[@hotlavatube]

The yellowed episode 2 cover is likely due to the cheap red printer ink fading with uv exposure over time. It's a common problem with red inks.

[@TheToyBoy1978]

Hotlavatube its actually an inherent problem with the colour red, it happens with red paint and plastic too.

[@SockyNoob]

Having Episode 2 explained to you is still better than actually watching it lol

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

I know a Stuart uttle..... he says he was never paid for it

[@HeadsetGuy]

16:29 You missed the "Stuarts Summer Journal read akibg".

[@Huwage]

“no r does it explo re the complex mechan ics of fraud” I can imagine Matt Berry reading this line as written.

[@AccurateDiscoFever45]

Now that you mention it...

[@theworldscoolestloner]

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING HOORAY

[@propyne6188]

"Angriff der Klonkrieger" is the German title of the movie, translates to "Attack of the clone warriors", so close enough, I guess.

[@blobbem]

"Pack your bogs..." I am sold.

[@BertGrink]

The worst pirated movie i've yet come across was not only recorded with a handheld cam in a cinema, but ALL the dialogue had been replaced* by ONE polish voice "actor" who read out all the line in his preumably only voice; a really dead-pan one. Oh what joy! *When i said replaced i actually meant it was dubbed on top of the original soundtrack, which you could hear beneath the voice "actor".

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

There's a prototype E - Wing in Revenge of the Sith, which basically looks the same but with more guns.