Honestly, I love how even when he cusses, he still sounds like a really kind person. 9:53 *”Thats the fucking theme to angry birds, you are shitting me.”*
@spaceaidthe2nd932 Жыл бұрын
He sounds like one of the presidents from those so voices
@spaceaidthe2nd932 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe the teacher
@RufflesOnCoke Жыл бұрын
@@spaceaidthe2nd932*"fucken hell timmy, this is the 5th time you've eaten glue this week"*
@xxsegaxx Жыл бұрын
He sounds like he could Narrate over someone that pushes buttons
@omeg5473 Жыл бұрын
@@xxsegaxx🅱️ord
@Hysteria9811 жыл бұрын
The Angry Birds theme is the final proof that the game is so throat-wranglingly popular, that it's global recognition has been achieved.
@peequeen85062 жыл бұрын
Are you a guitar
@hisnameiskilljoy2 жыл бұрын
Are you a guitar
@280crescent2 жыл бұрын
Are you a guitar
@lzrd9192 жыл бұрын
Are you a guitar
@wyattprov57552 жыл бұрын
Are you a guitar
@Olflix Жыл бұрын
9:49 gotta love how it went from very classical music all the way to A N G R Y B I R D S
@asteroidrules Жыл бұрын
To be very, the "very classical" music was actually from the Final Fantasy soundtrack, it's a song called Matoya's Cave.
@michaelzheng5250 Жыл бұрын
@@asteroidrules no it is actually a Russian song called "Moscow Nights", sounds similar to Matoya's Cave but is a bit different
@ChrisHinners008 Жыл бұрын
“That’s the f-[CACAW]-King theme to angry birds, you are sh-[Oink Oink]_king me.”
@Goinmach8 Жыл бұрын
I see no difference
@EricTheTerminator Жыл бұрын
@michaelzheng5250 no angry bird did not c9py that song
@kaitlynhouston88588 жыл бұрын
I broke the second he called Ievan Polka "Caramelldansen". I can't stop laughing.
@dustojnikhummer2 жыл бұрын
But correctly said leekspin
@utopes2 жыл бұрын
Wrong name, but right idea
@bloodakoos Жыл бұрын
I mean it is a classical song. kind of
@vidblogger12 Жыл бұрын
“No, you’re thinking of that OTHER Nordic song that everyone thinks is Japanese.”
@jacplac97 Жыл бұрын
@@vidblogger12 Finns aren't Norse tho.
@E3kHatena8 жыл бұрын
Watching a guy with a doctorate call something the "Internet Meme Violin" and flip out over Leekspin on a plastic toy will forever give me inner peace.
@ju2tunknown2 жыл бұрын
and Angry Birds
@theddh2 жыл бұрын
WAIT HE HAD A DOCTORATE
@E3kHatena2 жыл бұрын
@@theddh - Doctorate in psychology, though he claims he never worked as a psychologist. He used to introduce himself in his earliest videos as "Dr. Ashen".
@simplygamic Жыл бұрын
@@E3kHatena nobody gonna talk about the fact, that you replied to an answer to your comment, which u wrote 6 years ago?
@oofiooof1795 Жыл бұрын
holy shit it’s the h3vr guy
@CatsT.M2 жыл бұрын
As a cellist that text is all very interesting. Somehow the Angry Birds theme made me laugh way more than anything else! (Also, that 48 year old minister of interior trade child is not holding the bow correctly)
@the-np4mr2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, should be held with the feet
@randoent.7183 Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT, AS A BASS PLAYER, THAT IS SO HORRIBLE, get that kid out of here they should have been able to hold that instrument
@gerasimger15 Жыл бұрын
Probably 59 by now 🤣
@Donchan1 Жыл бұрын
Why do I see you everywhere lol?
@CatsT.M Жыл бұрын
@@Donchan1 I tend to comment a lot.
@ItsJenkoGaming Жыл бұрын
9:54 “That’s the fucking theme to angry birds you are shitting me.”
@ItsJenkoGaming Жыл бұрын
@@Conphrism I wasn’t trying to fucking make a point dickhead
@RGBFurry Жыл бұрын
@@Conphrism who shat in your cereal, my good sir?
@MrToastyYT Жыл бұрын
@@Conphrism I was that bird, fuck you in particular
@starwalker6771 Жыл бұрын
@@Conphrismthey are repeating the parts they found entertaining
@newenglandenthusiast3849 Жыл бұрын
@@RGBFurryThat is the best insult I’ve ever heard
@STDrepository8 жыл бұрын
Giuseppe Guarneri can be written as 朱塞佩 瓜奈裡 (ju sai pei gwa nai lee) in Chinese. the second character can be translated to the english word "plug", and the 4th character means "melon" in English. It looks like they translated half the characters and transcribed the pronunciation of the others
@LeafseasonMagbag4 жыл бұрын
Xander thank you for the help! Now any idea *why the hell* they’d do that?
@dickJohnsonpeter4 жыл бұрын
@Ad Lockhorst That doesn't help.
@kabobawsome4 жыл бұрын
@@LeafseasonMagbag They probably plugged it into an automatic translator after transcribing it into latin characters. So what the translator couldn't translate was left transcribed and unaltered.
@marvinuhilarious4 жыл бұрын
@@LeafseasonMagbag -gwa gwa- ➡️ melon melon
@river14032 жыл бұрын
Google translate will do that
@rerere28410 жыл бұрын
Looking through the comments, the songs played are: twinkle twinkle little star, Maytoa's cave - FF1, angry bird theme, New Zealand Story theme, levan Polka, (same songs again in new instruments) , auld lang syne, (more repeats) , Bach - Minuet, Beethoven - ode to joy
@manuelbuchers328010 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ShogunMongol10 жыл бұрын
Wonderful!
@adequatelyadequate707110 жыл бұрын
Correction, the last song was Beethoven - Ode to Mediocrity.
@Karmy.7 жыл бұрын
Adequately Adequate lmao
@nightshademagia7 жыл бұрын
Wat? The New Zealand Story theme!? oh god, I'm having memories of the DS. (NZS was released on the DS)
@bigbigarchive Жыл бұрын
9:47 If you’re wondering, That song is called Midnight in Moscow
@bunibubble8 ай бұрын
Fr?
@bigbigarchive8 ай бұрын
Yeah, it’s genuinely a good jazz song
@railrunners8 ай бұрын
@@bigbigarchive if you want to be really specific, the original was the Soviet-russian song "Moscow Nights," the jazz version is a translated cover
@UltraDeadlyGlitcher2 ай бұрын
What's the one after the Angry Birds theme?
@SK43811 жыл бұрын
As an Angry Birds fan and a Vocaloid fan, I MUST HAVE THIS VIOLIN.
@limepikmin21972 жыл бұрын
you and me brother to get the goofy AAAAAAAA violin
@SuperSmashBrosFan64 Жыл бұрын
us brothers must need this violin (me is angry birds and vocaloid fan too)
@lepeflo8958 Жыл бұрын
Too bad the games haven't been fucking good at all since 2016 lol
@TrixterTheFemboy Жыл бұрын
same lmao
@obef4170 Жыл бұрын
The vocaloid song is actually originally a Finnish folk song.
@Melohalo10 жыл бұрын
"Touch will be issued after children's laughter." What is this product trying to tell me.
@ronsmodreviews527410 жыл бұрын
that you need too touch childrens
@HonoraryAperture10 жыл бұрын
Damnit, Wilson, you're here to do science, keep your mind on the task!
@MoultrieGeek5 жыл бұрын
I read that as "children slaughter".
@painauchocolate23954 жыл бұрын
Hunter Biden has it covered, don’t worry
@undefined65123 жыл бұрын
That the touch will be issued after children's laughter.
@muodypl28 жыл бұрын
My funny laughter key was pressed for the entire duration of this video.
@MsTerkup11 жыл бұрын
The child of a piano and a violin would probably be a nyckelharpa, (literary keyed harp) a traditional Swedish instrument that can pretty much be summed up as a violin with keys. I'd LOVE it if Ashens or anyone reading this in fact, looks it up, they're really cool. One band featuring a nyckelharpa as their main instrument if you want an example, is Nordman.
@howardelcano16511 жыл бұрын
Looks lethal
@surroundgatari11 жыл бұрын
Howard Elcano They can probably be used as a torture device too.
@MsTerkup10 жыл бұрын
Neither can I, probably going to be the best toy instrument ever!
@ilovepigsandhorses10 жыл бұрын
Thats a very cool looking instrument.
@nathanbarnes68696 жыл бұрын
It has a wonderful sound, but a strange shape!
@tuxcup8 жыл бұрын
"Maybe it's a bit too classic" *presses button* *Angry Birds Plays*
@kotapippen8 жыл бұрын
Copied comment. git og
@brenduck8 жыл бұрын
if you pay attention, the same guy posted the same comment twice, probably KZbin being ass
@tuxcup8 жыл бұрын
Most definitely... Thank you KZbin on Android
@brenduck8 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, it's ass on the PC too
@Inescapeium Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Angry Birds theme, truly one of the best musical pieces of the Classical Era.
@basedokadaizo Жыл бұрын
"these fucking pigs bro" - J.S. Bach
@ayarrrod Жыл бұрын
@@basedokadaizo LMFAOOOOO😂😂😂😂
@SortaNonymous8 ай бұрын
I mean hey, by like 2409, the Angry Birds theme probably will be seen as classical music!
@OldManTheseDays10 жыл бұрын
The perfect gift for a child if you hate the parents.
@babydolluxe_certified Жыл бұрын
I'm getting this for my nephew to only use at my sister's place and not his Dad's place
@platyclysm46334 жыл бұрын
Now I know why I subconsciously avoided this video for so long: As a strings player, hearing it being "played" has caused me immeasurable pain. Excellent.
@AndreSthegeekydude8 жыл бұрын
the angry birds theme, levan polkka.... that violin is a cemetery for dead memes.
@borbafet92065 жыл бұрын
Or finnish music
@smolpeaches26344 жыл бұрын
:D yes
@Chloe4656.2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know angry birds was a meme.
@spumatei2 жыл бұрын
Also Moscow Nights for some reason
@cristianmr082 жыл бұрын
Still relevant.
@lewbear67388 жыл бұрын
its an undercover police violin
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
Quit yo talkin like a fool, fool.
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
+066 111 114 101 100 063 032 059 045 041 I am glad.
@urfavoritehumanbean87910 жыл бұрын
*THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!*
@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin10 жыл бұрын
I love you.
@friedchickenUSA6 жыл бұрын
msorry but that looks more like a violin to me
@cap50405 жыл бұрын
@@friedchickenUSA this is a year late but you are incorrect. A fiddle and a violin are the same thing. Shame.
@rocknrevolt9384 жыл бұрын
Correction, Volins are actually really hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
@Eden-Valentine4 жыл бұрын
F I D D L E !
@Irene-qk6qm4 ай бұрын
This is the first Ashens video I ever watched, and today it just popped in my suggestions, perhaps as a reminder to be grateful to Stuart Ashen, to the friends that introduced me to his channel for the first time, and to all the people that make this world funnier and better for other people to enjoy.
@ProphecyPhrase8 жыл бұрын
The funny laughter key is the key that we all need in our lives.
@LilianaEase8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Breach you're so right
@dylswerb7492 Жыл бұрын
It is 2am, a clip of "the fucking theme from angry birds" linked me here and I need to go to bed but this video is more important
@Mozzarellapumpkin Жыл бұрын
Same 😭
@AnOldHairpin Жыл бұрын
9:52 The way he said it so violently yet calmly always gets me 😂😂
@doomus_8 ай бұрын
more like violinltly
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
This couldn't be more perfect if you tried. I have watched this about 50 times and it never gets old.
@9desi98 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Johnson did you watch his first try? The last minute is golden
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
Yeah. My favorite part is when he totally lost it at Antonio Stella bottom tile
@iaincowell97478 жыл бұрын
My favorite ashens video ever is the one where he loses it over the action figure with the troll doll head.
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
Iain Cowell That one was pretty good as well.
@StriderOwO7 жыл бұрын
Cool Men Group "The talk like a fooool key" from the first try always cracks me up. And Ashens losing it at the horrid names just breaks me.
@michaelshields46918 жыл бұрын
I come back to watch this every year or so it keeps me going
@GoldKnightProduction7 жыл бұрын
This makes that "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" article look like an English thesis.
@bustarhymes915610 жыл бұрын
teacher:"so what instrument do you play?" kid 1:"i playe piano" kid 2"i play the antonio stella bottom tile"
@generalpandemonium541111 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I started using violins, I thought it was harmless and all my friends were doing it. What I didn't know was that violins were just a gateway to fine arts. Now my crippling arts addiction has ruined my career, my marriage and my life. Remember kids, winners don't do violins
@LongboatLtd2004 Жыл бұрын
good thing i quit before middle school🤣
@1WEareBUFO1 Жыл бұрын
Juvenile committing acts of violins
@MacaqueStinx3 ай бұрын
This is still a classic that I gotta come back and revisit from time to time.
@witchytwig8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought the Ievan Polkka actually sounded pretty good?
@jprants11298 жыл бұрын
I did too!
@SecretAgentNein8 жыл бұрын
Louis H It's difficult to get Ievan Polkka to sound bad. At least from what I've heard.
@FatGuyWithAKatana7 жыл бұрын
it's no korpiklaani version but it's alright
@RadeonVega64Ай бұрын
same
@JeddtheJedi10 жыл бұрын
I am in Engrish heaven.
@JeddtheJedi10 жыл бұрын
Paradise of a being Engrish within
@IHaveAName10 жыл бұрын
Jedd Jong the process of becoming English place of perfect community
@bratz38610 жыл бұрын
awesome *.*
@ChickenPika10 жыл бұрын
I Have A Name To be highly praised by all English of the consumer public.
@lowenevvan861910 жыл бұрын
I'm am Engrish holy place currently.
@Jachii9 Жыл бұрын
1:33 "Is it a bird? Is it a bloke? No idea." this ffffffg quote should not have caught me off guard as much as it did
@KurumiTokisakiV39 жыл бұрын
The Angry Birds tune caught me off guard...
@Ts64519 жыл бұрын
Rasheed Edwards I am pretty sure that when they decided to put "build the future little child star" on the box, it was not the type of little child "star" consistent with your comment they were thinking of...
@KurumiTokisakiV39 жыл бұрын
+Rasheed Edwards for all we know...that could be a boy...
@mattjaem24810 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Translation'
@scunnyboybenji10 жыл бұрын
Amazing.
@MichaelHayward10 жыл бұрын
scunnyboybenji *Excellent
@StriderOwO7 жыл бұрын
MattJaem An Excellent Translation Train Wreck.
@101Volts6 жыл бұрын
Ech Sell Lint.
@MCDreng4 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence (Cooking A grid se jade such) is a type drunk England cooking. Is of drink the gin from Tesco (special such Expand).
@PoletBally8 жыл бұрын
One of the all time great Ashens videos.
@Skull_Gun11 жыл бұрын
Now imagine 10 of these playing together in unison.
@luigikoopa87712 жыл бұрын
and all with slightly different battery to make them sound detuned
@FigureFarter2 жыл бұрын
@@luigikoopa8771 Middle school bands
@leafcornelius4 Жыл бұрын
thats the fuckin theme to angrybirds *x10*
@edz4411 жыл бұрын
The track between "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "Levan Polka" sounds like "Matoya's Cave" from Final Fantasy 1, but played at the same tempo as the version of Matoya's Cave included in the "Medley 2002" track from the first Distant Worlds album.
@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 Жыл бұрын
It's not Matoya's Cave, it's a rendition of Moscow Nights.
@cardinalhamneggs5253 Жыл бұрын
“That’s the sort of thing you would probably learn if you were learning violin” Can confirm. I learned cello through the Suzuki system and that was one of the earlier songs I learned.
@BolverkAtlasia11 жыл бұрын
Just imagine this scenario. Someone makes national or maybe even international news by becoming a serial killer brandishing this toy violin. He makes it play that leekspin tune or the Angry Birds theme before brutally beating someone with the violin. When he's caught and asked for his motive, he'll say that he was trying to "build the future small child star."
@urfavoritehumanbean87911 жыл бұрын
I was reading this when I was eating spicy tortilla chips, so I choked on them while laughing at your comment, fell of my chair and ended up in a pool of spicy seasoning with my mouth open, the chips fell into it, that spicy stuff got into my eyes and I started screaming silently in pain. *And the strange thing is, I'm not even joking, this actually happened.* Best comment of February 2014, man. Handshake.
@MamaAki10 жыл бұрын
Oh hi sion. Fancy seeing you here.
@Draginea10 жыл бұрын
The thing would not hold up to killing people...
@kabobawsome7 жыл бұрын
Bolverk-GTM Correct, but it WAS 2-years ago.
@golem74927 жыл бұрын
The last thing the victims hear is a childs laughter and "Enjoy the music!".
@taltigolt11 жыл бұрын
i lost it at angrybirds and pretty heavily
@ThatShyGuyMatt11 жыл бұрын
Same. I had to pause it at that! ^_^
@CiromBreeze11 жыл бұрын
SonOfAKing Same.. I actually cried tears of laughter, something which I rarely ever do. I believe this and the Extras video has exhausted my monthly quota of funny
@jrxjasiu11 жыл бұрын
Oh God KZbinrSeption.
@Cobalt9853 жыл бұрын
@@CiromBreeze Ashens is magical like that. That's all I can say to a 7 year old comment :)
@CiromBreeze3 жыл бұрын
@@Cobalt985 Thank you for reminding me of this legendary video again! Even now, it's STILL the video I show people first when introducing them to this channel.
@_.Awririchan._ Жыл бұрын
10:27 as a huge vocaloid fan, I'm still offended and laughing at the same time when he called it "caramelldansen"
@Ocer. Жыл бұрын
Offended*
@Chicabubbo Жыл бұрын
What is it supposed to be called? I honestly only know it as caramelldansen
@_.Awririchan._ Жыл бұрын
@@Ocer. thx, grammar mistake
@rex_ink Жыл бұрын
@@ChicabubboIt's Ievan Polka, a.k.a Leekspin
@TrinityTV552- Жыл бұрын
agreed
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile And Jiplugpu Melonnai
@Yrenne9 жыл бұрын
+The Cool Rapper I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile And Jiplugpu Melonnai
@WootmansayWOOT9 жыл бұрын
+jontheguy I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile And Jiplugpu Melonnai
@CannonBolt1129 жыл бұрын
+josh kirby Why do you hate your children?
@minefilms11229 жыл бұрын
+WootmansayWOOT I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile And Jiplugpu Melonnai
@mcrtrash9 жыл бұрын
I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile and Jiplugou Melonnai
@juliandeclercq96438 жыл бұрын
At school the chessboards we use are labeled "very entertain, much enjoyable".
@ChadMojito8 жыл бұрын
chessboads*
@ChadMojito8 жыл бұрын
reference to the PCP station review by Ashens
@kotapippen8 жыл бұрын
Old memes.
@ChadMojito8 жыл бұрын
They're not old they're refined
@4203167776668 жыл бұрын
Memes they are like wine
@Dorito_Djinn Жыл бұрын
This is one of the first videos I saw from Ashens and needless to say I was hooked.
@JLConawayII9 жыл бұрын
Do they use sad onion ratings because all of these products are designed to make you cry?
@ccreamy73219 жыл бұрын
Most likely For Lego its when you step on the little things holy crap this is getting alot of attention
@Karmy.7 жыл бұрын
Ccreamy lego don't hurt
@Lonagon10 жыл бұрын
The kid on the cover of the box wasn't even holding the bow properly
@genericide823110 жыл бұрын
Good to know I'm not the only one that noticed that.
@andyelephant199910 жыл бұрын
my god, you both noticed it too! It made me cringe at the fact that she is supposed to make people by this monstrosity, and she doesn't even know what she is doing!
@Lonagon10 жыл бұрын
Is it a girl? Or is it a boy? Perhaps we should dub him/her 'Adrodginous slave of poundland'
@buzzybeetle9510 жыл бұрын
He/she seems to be holding it with his/her fingers the same way I would hold a dirty sock...
@theJOYSofANALpenetration10 жыл бұрын
buzzybeetle95 He/she is too good to be playing such a peasant level violin. The Androgynous Slave of Poundland is accustomed to the finer things.
@JamesBond-xx1lv3 ай бұрын
Its... absolutely incredible how timeless these videos are. Could've been posted yesterday.
@fuckoff91829 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I don't know how you can record these kind of videos without bursting into laughter. Oh wait.
@Jeffrey_Wong9 жыл бұрын
What I learned from this video: If you use the same bow hold as the girl on the front of the box, you too can make the same sounds featured this violin makes.
@zwz.zdenek9 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Wong I can relate to the wrong holding. The bow seems front-heavy. I also sometimes hold things wrong, most notably the metal hacksaw - I don't use the horizontal handle (my wrist hurts) and instead grip it by the vertical part of the frame.
@ZazzilasArden9 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure that was a girl.
@jesuchristo94 Жыл бұрын
@@ZazzilasArdenidk looked pretty hot
@Sharauni10 ай бұрын
A decade later (2024) and I still find this as one of the funniest videos I've ever seen XD
@MGBYST9 жыл бұрын
It couldn't be more perfect even if you tried
@TheLastPhoen1x8 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the first version?
@evandias3118 жыл бұрын
Lol didn't expect to find such a familiar face here
@Xycron11 жыл бұрын
.... Is that kid actually holding the bow?
@HorsemanUnknown11 жыл бұрын
My god, yea, the kids holding the horse hair, they can't even take the picture properly xD
@CathyRobinson11 жыл бұрын
it looks like it could be a shadow...but entirely possible that they just suck at taking pics...
@animeluigiboy Жыл бұрын
9:50 This clip is definitely one of the best things in KZbin history.
@dewanalam558 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING DIED AT LEVAN POLKKA HOLY FUCK
@thepokeybird8 жыл бұрын
Leak Spin
@dewanalam558 жыл бұрын
+Top Kek Man leek spin
@thepokeybird8 жыл бұрын
Toni Luuri originally was leek spin
@dewanalam558 жыл бұрын
+Top Kek Man the song is literally called Levan Polkka
@angrybidoof8478 жыл бұрын
+Top Kek Man the meme/viral video is called leek spin but the actual song (both the original and vocaloid cover ) is called Levan Polka.
@Madan20029 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when angry bird started playing
@sandow85759 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Loach I did too, i fucking lost it,
@mobrien989 жыл бұрын
+sandow8575 Oh no! Hope you find it.
@sandow85759 жыл бұрын
Eyyyy, I see what you did there.
@atlasrules878 жыл бұрын
Same here lmao
@2doot8 жыл бұрын
me too. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe. And then when I heard the Vocaloid song, I laughed even harder.
@dabagelgd Жыл бұрын
9:16 "I don't think i will." im dying 💀💀💀
@warriorwhacko11 жыл бұрын
Such a treasure trove of information in this video. I will always remember that Craig Mona invented the violin. We shall always also think fondly of that master guitar maker Antonio Stella Bottom Tile mentioned around 7:53.
@melody37418 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the classic two genders, the androgynous child and the sad onion.
@Redfiery_Anders6 жыл бұрын
Still checks out in 2018
@M-1996A16 жыл бұрын
I identify as both
@CecilyCampbell5 жыл бұрын
Bottom tile.
@DynamixWarePro5 жыл бұрын
Actually there is a third gender, the dead eyed child as seen in some Ashens poundland specials as 0-3 dead eyed children
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
@M1996A1 There's always one.
@MR70025 Жыл бұрын
There are tears streaming down my face
@wisteria86798 жыл бұрын
3:56 I love how it talks about laughter as though it were a product.
@EvocativeKitsune8 жыл бұрын
Ashens' ability to recognise the leekspin song immediately just blew me away.
@nicks4802 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of the “if talk nonsense” function, along with the button for “talk like a fool”
@camthegamerman10 жыл бұрын
The violin (violin) is a kind of a super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The Violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violins fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.
@LeafseasonMagbag4 жыл бұрын
Camthegamerman I thank for for your sacrifice, because of the brain cancer you must have gotten when transcribing this.
@Bacony_Cakes4 жыл бұрын
Now we have a Violin Copypasta!
@rs0wner30111 жыл бұрын
The song at 10:26 is called Ievan Polkka
@minermortal199711 жыл бұрын
Your comment is funny because of your user image.
@PatGencarelli11 жыл бұрын
turn on annotations
@BDSFormula17 ай бұрын
became a meme 6 years after
@skywise0016 ай бұрын
Ah I miss this era. This (and outtakes) are some of the most hillarious things Ive seen.
@johnlemoignan959810 жыл бұрын
Is it a bird, is it a bloke? Pure brilliance :)
@BurntFaceMan10 жыл бұрын
Well it certainly is a Plain. =P
@KaregoAt9 жыл бұрын
I should have believed you when you told me to stop eating. It would've spared my jeans.
@pamelahadlock95819 жыл бұрын
○H○
@bigphil26959 жыл бұрын
KaregoAt Did you immediately shit out everything you'd eaten?
@KaregoAt9 жыл бұрын
bigphil2695 More like laugh so much that food spilled out of my mouth, but whatever seems more likely to you!
@cardinalhamneggs5253 Жыл бұрын
06:50 The child of a piano and a violin is a hurdy-gurdy.
@legaciesforfun11 ай бұрын
That kid on the box is just a stock image '_' (Few stock images appear on chinafake stuff lmao)
@DaCnight1079 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely my favourite video ever, no matter how many times I see it I can't stop laughing.
@TheHuester11 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! the names made me cry!
@SlainByTheWire Жыл бұрын
My favourite Ashens video. This and the outtakes of this video.
@attilaredegliunni10049 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact: in most italian local dialects," mona " literally means "vagina".
@philtowle46832 жыл бұрын
The Twat Lisa
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
So the Mona Lisa is...
@JareDrexz Жыл бұрын
@@finalbossofschool8724 vagina lisa
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
@@JareDrexz I no likey
@Ownedyou11 жыл бұрын
Its not OK, its 0 Kelvin, that is how cool that thing is.
@upsidedownpyramid7617 Жыл бұрын
As utterly hilarious as this entire product is with the language barrier and the absurdity of reviewing a children's toy as if it were a real classical violin, the absolute pillar of comedy from this video comes from the sheer fact that its commentated by a very polite sounding English man. The amount small snappy comments and the classic quote that brought me here "That's the fucking theme to Angry Birds" are delivered SO well I simply couldn't imagine anyone else speaking it in any other accent. The entire time behind the camera I was picturing Gordon Ramsey's kinder cousin who follows a passion for music as opposed to culinary arts. So many things here just had that energy of pure British humor and it was perfect.
@Timeraider11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ashens.. i seriously havent laughed like this in ages. This made my month.
@jamespartington87263 жыл бұрын
This is definitely my favourite Ashens video
@JulianIlett11 жыл бұрын
I cried
@CharlieInDaUK11 жыл бұрын
0:51 I crapped myself laughing. I do love you Ashens.
@aliencafe Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I go back to this whenever I've had a bad day and it almost always makes me laugh
@papersamurai008 жыл бұрын
I kinda like the idea of meme-grade music on classic instruments. So long as they're well done and don't become oversaturated like most memes.
@Niobesnuppa11 жыл бұрын
Classiest violin ever.
@DrBachur7 жыл бұрын
Such a strange shape. Such a wonderful sound. These two features, worlds apart, and yet, here we are.
@feraloracle82398 жыл бұрын
my very favourite video of yours ashens
@andreaoak8 жыл бұрын
Look for the extraashens violin video, it's the best!!
@StirlingWatt10 жыл бұрын
9:43 I just realised that's a section from midnight in moscow... What on earth is that doing on a electrical violin..
@richardsavings669010 жыл бұрын
Oh, sure, never mind that the Angry Birds theme icon there. Hahaha.
@TheIshikawaRin10 жыл бұрын
Richard Savings What has the world come to?
@latexbeep Жыл бұрын
I listen to way too many Russian songs because I recognized that almost immediately
@TheHollowedArtist2 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed a a clip of an 8 year old Ashens video made its way onto my instagram reels feed.
@Wehttamman11 жыл бұрын
I think this is the funniest Ashens video ever
@muellerm201687111 жыл бұрын
If you google "violin" and go to images, the picture on the cover of the box is on the first page.
@unrealeck11 жыл бұрын
cool story, bro.
@trashcontent9637 Жыл бұрын
High quality content from 2014
@HowDoIDoThisAgain Жыл бұрын
🎉
@arbitor36511 жыл бұрын
an excellent "giving up, give, give, give, givensinnin"
@sperrin10 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom-tile....I'm calling my first born that.
@nupsu110010 жыл бұрын
I love Engrish.
@muhammadlatifbinmuhammadju20274 ай бұрын
i tried to go to sleep with this playing in my headset. I couldn't sleep because I was dying of laughter
@denzterwastaken Жыл бұрын
The deadpan delivery of "That's the fucking theme to angry birds" is killing me.
@itsumayo Жыл бұрын
Every word on that box sounds like a game of MadLibs gone horribly wrong
@Ratswithnointentions7 күн бұрын
I've been thinking about this video for the past 3 years nonstop
@megandollevoet88578 жыл бұрын
I always come back to watch this video when in need of a good laugh. Has done the trick for two years, I expect it to do so for two more.
@SRBAnimate2 жыл бұрын
Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped: 0:35
@RoseLilyClover7 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to watch this. Fantastic.
@andymadden81836 жыл бұрын
09:07 "It doesn't have a very good battery compartment". Stuart, I think you must have lost the screw.