Güd Crate 2: The Cratening | Ashens

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@fennec13
@fennec13 4 жыл бұрын
"its an F'ing toy I'm opening it" Ashens 2020 never change mate
@AsuixMusic
@AsuixMusic 4 жыл бұрын
The channel that never changed, which is a good thing.
@RasterYT
@RasterYT 4 жыл бұрын
Another channel that hasn’t really changed much is vannos gaming
@Calle477
@Calle477 4 жыл бұрын
@@RasterYT I am always surprised with how bad he actually is at games, and he doesn't get better, but he's having fun as hell
@ultrixsoma2736
@ultrixsoma2736 4 жыл бұрын
Is like he is stuck 10 years in the past because he still points up when talking about the title of the video.
@jamesbarnousky1270
@jamesbarnousky1270 4 жыл бұрын
*güd
@D45Z
@D45Z 4 жыл бұрын
*Never change a running system.* It really applies to Stuart and his channel. It's perfect the way it's been for so many years now.
@Jamal_Tyrone
@Jamal_Tyrone 4 жыл бұрын
A mate once called you "sofa hands guy."
@Mentocthemindtaker
@Mentocthemindtaker 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate imo.
@SsnakeBite
@SsnakeBite 4 жыл бұрын
That should be his Metal Gear name.
@maighstir3003
@maighstir3003 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine a fighting game where one of the characters have hands that are soft like a sofa (and thus do very little damage). Or hands that are sofas. Either or.
@comfyghosts6983
@comfyghosts6983 4 жыл бұрын
So simple, so effective.
@Mick_92
@Mick_92 4 жыл бұрын
Some friend once asked me if I was talking about the "whole chicken in a can person" when I menioned him. I had shown them that video some months before, I think.
@evansn79
@evansn79 4 жыл бұрын
"2000AD has inspired alot" Proceeds to bring out a 40k miniature. that's some good illustration right there.
@Senbei01
@Senbei01 4 жыл бұрын
Aye. Some of the early 40k miniatures were left-overs from GW having the Dredd license. There was even an Ork mounted on a bike that was half a Lawmaster with new handlebars.
@randomperson11111123
@randomperson11111123 4 жыл бұрын
​@@Senbei01 And then of course you have the Adeptus Arbites.
@JudgeENZA
@JudgeENZA 4 жыл бұрын
I am....the law
@darthdorkus
@darthdorkus 4 жыл бұрын
*a lot
@FroggyMosh
@FroggyMosh 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthdorkus *obnoxious
@stargate525
@stargate525 4 жыл бұрын
"Golden Gate Fridge" is the best one in there and he didn't get it!
@ShuTheIdiot
@ShuTheIdiot 4 жыл бұрын
I agree...
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
Took me a while to get it as well.
@SchadeTree
@SchadeTree 4 жыл бұрын
I think I've watch this video at least 4 or 5 times now, and I literally just got that joke. I live in California as well. I stopped watching this video in Newpipe just to make a comment on this comment as well. I'm also drunk as shit. Fuck me.
@lilgazebo7952
@lilgazebo7952 4 жыл бұрын
*Bloody hell, are we still doing these?*
@spicybeantofu
@spicybeantofu 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah was surprised it wasn't in the intro
@die_Katze98
@die_Katze98 4 жыл бұрын
That Nemesis comic was illustrated by Johnny Hicklenton! He was one of my mum's best friends. Sadly, I only met him as a toddler, but my grandparents and my mum both have some fantastic art from him and I always heard lots about him growing up.
@xXGamerGirl47Xx
@xXGamerGirl47Xx 4 жыл бұрын
Very cool!
@d33pblu39
@d33pblu39 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly? I always love Nemesis when I was a nipper. Dredd bored me to tears..apart from The Cursed Earth says,and that one when Dredd goes full werewolf! Johnny Alpha,Slāine,and Rogue were also must reads! Back when it was a good read. Tharg the Betelgeusian. Siiiigh...the memories.
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 2 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 2 жыл бұрын
@@d33pblu39 But he’s the LAW, and it’s badass.
@prizegotti
@prizegotti 4 жыл бұрын
"They can sit on the end of Dr. Dooms package".
@ryanunderwood1798
@ryanunderwood1798 4 жыл бұрын
There's something big at the bottom
@RaunienTheFirst
@RaunienTheFirst 4 жыл бұрын
oo-er
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
That might actually be the best Fantastic 4 movie made.
@theswampus670
@theswampus670 4 жыл бұрын
can't like cuz you've got 69
@Arthurzeiro
@Arthurzeiro 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 The Golden Gate Fridge perhaps???
@katelynryker2693
@katelynryker2693 4 жыл бұрын
You know you've been watching Ashens for years when he says, "As my aunt used to say..." and you know the next sentence is gonna be, "It'll draw your ass up to your elbows."
@The1whoseektheunknow
@The1whoseektheunknow 4 жыл бұрын
I even said it out loud.
@vampblckheartofdeath
@vampblckheartofdeath 4 жыл бұрын
O_O I was reading your comment when he said it. I panicked.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 7 ай бұрын
Hey you have an ugly flag in your profile pic and it made me puke don't trigger people it's not cool
@MegaAstroFan18
@MegaAstroFan18 4 жыл бұрын
"They're unblinking eyes" honestly Ashens, given that it's a still image, I'd be far more freaked out if they were blinking.
@Will-Xaru
@Will-Xaru 4 жыл бұрын
One thing I find fascinating about Ashens is he'll say he doesn't know much about something he opens, but then he'll be able to perfectly recall some obscure facts about something he hasn't encountered since the 80's - I swear Stuart practically has a photographic memory when it comes to tat and obscure pop culture/games/toys. 😄
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 3 жыл бұрын
@McFlickers By the way, what is tat?
@SvengelskaBlondie
@SvengelskaBlondie 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM tat noun UK "anything that looks cheap, is of low quality, or in bad condition:"
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 2 жыл бұрын
@@SvengelskaBlondie Basically there version of junk.
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 жыл бұрын
"The mere presence of Doctor Doom is enough to cause grown men to tremble." Unless you're Luke Cage and there's $200 on the line.
@twobob8585
@twobob8585 4 жыл бұрын
Who many of us sad old comic nerds are going understand that reference? ( - :
@ZeroStrife1396
@ZeroStrife1396 4 жыл бұрын
@@twobob8585 Either sad old comic nerds or casuals who watch fact fiend. Disclaimer: There may be overlap.
@clairelaffar2859
@clairelaffar2859 4 жыл бұрын
"Give me my money Honey!" XD
@dilsherdhaliwal3666
@dilsherdhaliwal3666 4 жыл бұрын
@@@twobob8585 Do sad young comic nerds count?
@TheTurnipKing
@TheTurnipKing 4 жыл бұрын
I though that was Dracula?
@PeAd421
@PeAd421 4 жыл бұрын
07:31 "Its a faakin toy, im opening it!" 😂😂
@AlphaFoxAdam
@AlphaFoxAdam 4 жыл бұрын
My daughter mimics your "heloooo."
@electromika
@electromika 4 жыл бұрын
Does she kneel in front of the sofa and review tat?
@hamzasultan96
@hamzasultan96 4 жыл бұрын
I remember a few quotes from Ashens so a kid watching this alarms me slightly
@AlphaFoxAdam
@AlphaFoxAdam 4 жыл бұрын
@@electromika no... not yet, anyways...lol
@AlphaFoxAdam
@AlphaFoxAdam 4 жыл бұрын
@@hamzasultan96 haha...I don't let her watch the Valentines Day videos.
@Retr0Whiskey
@Retr0Whiskey 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to leave this for the morning, but my mind kept wondering why there was a very nicely done Imperial Fist intercessor in an Ashens video.
@filthybrown
@filthybrown 4 жыл бұрын
ikr. when the videogame bit came on near the end i was ready to curse him for click baiting me haha
@WarhammerGeek
@WarhammerGeek 4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail intrigued me as well. I kinda had a feeling it might have been named after him. I wasn't expecting it to be all done up in a nice display too.
@Mikey-zk5wc
@Mikey-zk5wc 4 жыл бұрын
The tat dealer returns, he opens his large trench coat, a landfill worths of plastic items pour out.
@dodgingthejamofajammydodge5298
@dodgingthejamofajammydodge5298 4 жыл бұрын
Can't help but picture Ashens dressed as the Merchant from Resi 4 with that description.
@SharkNinjaBlueStar
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 4 жыл бұрын
_"Whadda buyin', strangah?"_
@TheCrimsonFist501
@TheCrimsonFist501 4 жыл бұрын
I once ate about a dozen toxic waste in an afternoon when I was younger, took the skin off my tongue, couldn't feel it for a week. Good times
@Fiendly
@Fiendly 4 жыл бұрын
I've done the same with sour skittles. Everything tasted like blood until it healed
@drwhoscumrag
@drwhoscumrag 4 жыл бұрын
I chemically destroyed my tongue with multiple packs of discos, when they still made them with battery acid and pain.
@TheCrimsonFist501
@TheCrimsonFist501 3 жыл бұрын
@McFlickers I've had to have one filling 3 years ago, but other than that healthy, I don't eat them anymore, but I do enjoy a few too many diet drinks
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 3 жыл бұрын
Eating graphite and grinding bricks with one's teeth is nothing next to this.
@godslaughter
@godslaughter 2 жыл бұрын
My elementary friend and I went to a shop that sold abnormal amounts of presumably homemade sour strip candy and we bought an entire freaking bag for 30 kn (I think that was around $4 at that time), it was almost a kilogram. To say the least, my tongue did not recover for two weeks after that and I couldn't taste anything.
@hewitttribe5536
@hewitttribe5536 4 жыл бұрын
Purge the grass mask heretics! But seriously that model is nice!
@mosswillow4419
@mosswillow4419 4 жыл бұрын
*loos awkwardly at cultists shes painting when she sees this video*
@labtec514
@labtec514 4 жыл бұрын
@@mosswillow4419 such is the fate of the heretic, I mean especially cultists since they're not exactly the best at the minute
@SSteelification
@SSteelification 4 жыл бұрын
The croc for amstrad was from the advertising in France. The CPC range was very popular there.
@maighstir3003
@maighstir3003 4 жыл бұрын
Seems to me the croc's shirt says "ANSTRAD" rather than "AMSTRAD". Possibly "AWSTRAD" with awful kerning, or keming.
@darkdan3549
@darkdan3549 4 жыл бұрын
That's the thing I love about ashens videos, if he didn't mention that he jump cut I wouldn't even have noticed. The cuts are so damn seamless
@mog398
@mog398 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, a deep level CheapShow reference! God, I miss Barshens.
@ellaisplotting
@ellaisplotting 4 жыл бұрын
It was some quality tat
@zombiethezerker
@zombiethezerker 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@GigerPunk
@GigerPunk 4 жыл бұрын
I had Zig and Zag's "Million quid vid", amusingly knocked down from a tenner, to a fiver, then 3.99, then 2.99 and I finally got it when it was 99p. I kept all the reduced price stickers on it, natch. The highlight was "Trevor and his magic duvet"
@Mentski
@Mentski 4 жыл бұрын
I bought it for full price, because OF COURSE I DID.
@Liltinasmile
@Liltinasmile 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up with it, I'm only 17 right now but Trevor and his magic duvet comes into my head sometimes. Specifically "come with us on magic trips, we'll have some fun we'll have some chips"
@Mentski
@Mentski 4 жыл бұрын
It's not like others full of fluff, his one's filled with magic stuff.
@Walawalacookie
@Walawalacookie 4 жыл бұрын
As an Ashens, Barshens, and Cheap Show fan, I have to say I probably laughed a little harder at the amplitude key ring than it rightfully deserved.
@comfyghosts6983
@comfyghosts6983 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Barshens. :(
@nathancombs527
@nathancombs527 4 жыл бұрын
With Matt Berry, all I can think of is I.T. Crowd where he says "Damn these electric sex pants"
@IanC14
@IanC14 4 жыл бұрын
Shame that show is written by a disgusting bigot.
@shmekelfreckles8157
@shmekelfreckles8157 4 жыл бұрын
@@IanC14 what?
@alexgcampbell2000
@alexgcampbell2000 4 жыл бұрын
🏳️‍🌈Ian Charles🏳️‍🌈 right, I’m not gonna get involved in what the writer thinks, but why the hell did you feel the need did say this under some,thing that has nothing to do with that. It’s just someone liking a show, there’s nothing wrong with that
@benm4290
@benm4290 4 жыл бұрын
@@IanC14 Fuck... I like the fella even more, now.
@HappyCynic
@HappyCynic 4 жыл бұрын
All I hear is: "Absolute 80's."
@TH3FULL3R
@TH3FULL3R 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the T-Shirt Reference, BUT, the Phrase "Monkey Bastard Hands" was still funny to laugh at
@justinsmith9006
@justinsmith9006 4 жыл бұрын
that is a beautifully painted space marine. :)
@PupRiku
@PupRiku 4 жыл бұрын
"They can sit on the end of Dr Doom's package" - Stuart Ashen, 2020.
@Terri_MacKay
@Terri_MacKay 4 жыл бұрын
"She only said that about sour things...it wasn't a catch phrase." OMG...that had me on the floor!!! 😂😂😂
@tommyjones7096
@tommyjones7096 4 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen "Garth Marenghi's: Darkplace" you must do so immediately. Episodes are on KZbin. I'd love to buy discs of the whole series as well as "Man-to-Man with Dean Learner" but they haven't released them for the US region.
@3coldcapricorn227
@3coldcapricorn227 4 жыл бұрын
Please...accept this shortbread
@OverLord50
@OverLord50 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see space marine I clic
@Sirdeathvids
@Sirdeathvids 4 жыл бұрын
For the emperor!
@goldmegaman1000
@goldmegaman1000 4 жыл бұрын
*tts fan base enters the chat*
@12oz-MAN
@12oz-MAN 4 жыл бұрын
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
@jamiefalconer8037
@jamiefalconer8037 4 жыл бұрын
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
@VoceCorale
@VoceCorale 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamiefalconer8037 HERESY!
@Mentski
@Mentski 4 жыл бұрын
You can NEVER be too old for Zig and Zag. EVER.
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 4 жыл бұрын
They all love me...
@Jackalblade9
@Jackalblade9 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart, I don't know if you ever read your comment section, but regardless I wanted to express my gratitude to you.Your videos, sir, are one of the things that keep me going, especially as the world seems go a little bit more insane every day. Thank you for making us laugh. Thank you for showing us the joys of tat. Thank you for being you. Stay safe, stay healthy.
@EdinMike
@EdinMike 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez it’s funny the things you remember just from seeing an image. I used to love The Trap Door as a very young kid maybe 5 or younger. And forgot it even existed until right now.
@Mentocthemindtaker
@Mentocthemindtaker 4 жыл бұрын
"BERK! FEED ME!" "Oh globbits, 'im upstairs is 'ungry again." I love Trapdoor. So very good.
@JR-gl1nx
@JR-gl1nx 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Zig and Zag were on UK crisp packets (walkers?) in early 90s promoting some prize giveaway, a lot of the codes you got in 'winning' packs were for gag prizes like "a bag of pencil shavings" etc.
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 4 жыл бұрын
Garth Marenghi, there’s a blast from the past. I shall have to rewatch that. Maybe cut out the slow-mo, save eight minutes an episode.
@Crusader1089
@Crusader1089 4 жыл бұрын
Anything that wasn't dialogue was considered for slow motion
@BubblesTheBard
@BubblesTheBard 4 жыл бұрын
I've known writers that use subtext, and they're all cowards
@randomvideoidiot2
@randomvideoidiot2 4 жыл бұрын
I see a space marine; I click play
@Lozian
@Lozian 4 жыл бұрын
And get disapointed..
@quayzar1
@quayzar1 4 жыл бұрын
I loved Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. I would love to have that shirt. Anyone know where I could pick one up?
@HuntersMoon78
@HuntersMoon78 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart: DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR! Runs great on my ZX Spectrum Next @ 7MHz
@giantguy1321
@giantguy1321 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you say "They wouldn't have had and alien character on Ghost train..would they?". Yet they had Nobby the sheep. Very spooky was old Nobby! Ghost train my favourite weekend show from my childhood.
@staley101
@staley101 4 жыл бұрын
I remember zig and zag, they were everywhere like a rash and like a rash cleared up and vanished.
@Afrojoet
@Afrojoet 4 жыл бұрын
I started uncontrollably salivating at the sight of toxic waste
@JoshuaNicoll
@JoshuaNicoll 4 жыл бұрын
I've some on my desk, think I'll have one!
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure your tongue just had a PTSD response
@drwhoscumrag
@drwhoscumrag 4 жыл бұрын
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong it’s like Stockholm syndrome tongue
@antoniasiddall
@antoniasiddall 4 жыл бұрын
@Sassy The Sasquatch I think you may have just burned off your taste buds 😂
@SharkNinjaBlueStar
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 4 жыл бұрын
Man, wasn't expecting a Cheap Show reference, that got me good.
@eain9009
@eain9009 4 жыл бұрын
My husky howels at your Hellooo! 😂👌
@wesrrowlands8309
@wesrrowlands8309 4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a crate like this in the US, we vintage gamers and toy collectors would love it. I remember that blonde Dino-rider, he came with the Ankylosaurus, as I got him at the drug store as a kid. The was the only time I ever saw the toys. That drugstore was great as it had garbage pail kids dirt cheap too.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 4 жыл бұрын
*1:* Poppets remind me a lot of Revels. Similar principle, really. Especially since both brands have Toffee, Mint and Orange flillings, although of course Revels gets twisty by having an assortment of different fillings in the same bag. And for some reason I quite like the Coffee flavour ones. (also apparently Poppets were invented in 1937, which is when H.P Lovecraft died) *2:* Those are some pretty nice Doctor Doom figures. Though personally I'm more of a Victor Fries man myself. Even in that goofy as hell Batman & Robin movie, Mister Freeze is still a great villain in my book. In terms of comic book villains, he's probably my favourite. *3:* Gotta love that amplitude. Now all we need is something modular, and a packet of instant noodles, and we'll be able to use Eli's spirit to possess Gladio from Final Fantasy 15. 'cause Gladio had a Cup Noodle sidequest in FFXV, and when he brought it up I thought he'd been possessed by Eli. *4:* Oh yeah, Toxic Waste's a delightfully sour little sweetie. I'd wish that I had some in my stash, but I needn't complain when I've got these knock-off Werther's Originals from Lidl. Like a certain goat, I'm a fan of butterscotch. *5:* That human Dino Rider pilot does indeed look like he's been scoffing spice like Wotsits. And how can this BE? For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach! *_[climactic music intensifies]_* *6:* "Who dares sit on Doctor Doom's package?" -excerpt from "This Ain't Fantastic Four", where Susan Storm tries to get Doctor Doom hard (it gets the Gannon thumb of approval) *7:* Don't you open that Trap Door! ...'cause Jimmy Saville's down there. *8:* 2000AD had some cool properties. Anyone remember Rogue Trooper? I remember the third-person shooter adaptation, made by Rebellion Developments. While not blow-your-mind amazing, it was still pretty good. Especially since the Nort soldiers had gas tanks on their backs, which made them explode forward if you shot them. Which is lit, 'cause exploding enemies can be pretty damn fun to dispatch. (unless they're Spawns from Quake) *9:* 28p in 1987? That's about 79p in today's money, 'cause that's how inflation works. *10:* Oh wow, they made an Ashens Space Marine! And they followed the ever-important axiom that all Warhammer miniature-painters should follow: *_THIN YOUR PAINTS_*
@JustAskMeTV101
@JustAskMeTV101 4 жыл бұрын
I see you also love the "For he IS Kwisatz Hadderach like." I quote it as often as possible
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
Human Dino Rider looks like he's been eating spice like smarties alright, but in the sense of a bloke zonked out on public transport
@gorillazfan85
@gorillazfan85 4 жыл бұрын
I literally just finished showing my best friend all of Dark Place because I was shocked he had never heard of it before. What a show
@grahamjones7422
@grahamjones7422 4 жыл бұрын
This is just what I needed tonight. Every time I've struggled in the last few weeks to sleep I've opened up KZbin and theres been an Ashens video to make me laugh. Love it
@ViolenziaDomestica
@ViolenziaDomestica 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like an Ashens upload to end a perfect Sunday!
@brianm6337
@brianm6337 4 жыл бұрын
You opened a rare "Career Day" Dr. Doom. Actually, it's missing it's speech bubble: "Turn your head and COUGH, Richards!"
@spicybeantofu
@spicybeantofu 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@Sharklops
@Sharklops 4 жыл бұрын
taking the piss with that pin badge is one of the funnier things i've seen recently
@Spectralhyena
@Spectralhyena 4 жыл бұрын
Dark place was beloved here in the USA when it aired along with the mighty boosh. Two of my all time favorite shows.
@tomdadada
@tomdadada 4 жыл бұрын
From now on you will be Corn pop The good dude! Both were just fantastic stuff
@vintorez2184
@vintorez2184 4 жыл бұрын
That intercessor is extremley well painted, bloody hell. Cracking job "mysterious Güd Crate deliverer"
@TehEmileh
@TehEmileh 4 жыл бұрын
Been watching for 9-10 years and you still deliver every time. Ashens is amazing creator
@jonathandenton6160
@jonathandenton6160 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I haven't seen Trap Door in years. It was on TV here in Australia up until the early 2000's. I can specifically remember being on holiday once and watching it on the TV in the pizza shop while dad was waiting for our dinner.
@DragonNexus
@DragonNexus 4 жыл бұрын
omg The Trap Door on Spectrum. We had that. I was too young and dumb to play these games other than Jetpac (and I'd get anxious on level 2, die on purpose and play level 1 again). I used to watch my sister play them and I'd try to help. I seem to recall we got stuck at one point. It was a fairly faithful adaptation of the show in that you were given instructions from 'im upstairs and had to wander around the castle finding stuff. An exploration puzzle game. Cos often you'd find the stuff and have to work out how to capture it and bring it back to feed 'im upstairs.
@henryk123
@henryk123 4 жыл бұрын
I just found out about Garth Marenghi's Darkplace in this video and I'm in love after first episode... This show is genius!!
@singeslayer8367
@singeslayer8367 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty fucking great amplitude in this modular box of things! Now that's value!
@artchic528
@artchic528 4 жыл бұрын
Dino Riders? My older brother collected those toys. He had a large triceratops toy that would walk forward when you switched it on and wore armor that opened up like an orange peel to reveal "laser" guns inside that would light up at the ends and make sounds. There was also a spot on the armor on each side that you could place figurines. From what I can remember, the humans (protagonists) were in command of the vegetarian dinos whereas the anthro animals (villains) commanded the carnivorous ones. I only ever saw one episode but there was an amulet that each of the humans wore and could use to communicate to the veggie dinosaurs to command them and the villains just enslaved the carnivorous ones with mind control devices.
@ProjectThunderclaw
@ProjectThunderclaw 4 жыл бұрын
"Why not have him firing an energy bolt or something?" Presumably because they'd already made like twenty different Dr. Doom toys with that feature
@paradoxical998
@paradoxical998 4 жыл бұрын
10:30 when I was younger I got some of the toxic waste candies and ate multiple one after another, ended up giving myself a chemical burn in my mouth. It was sore for a week or two.
@danforbes3573
@danforbes3573 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever did that last figurine, thats some seriously fine work there,Ashens
@HauntedCJ
@HauntedCJ 4 жыл бұрын
I had the pleasure of seeing Gilbert the Alien at a live broadcast of Get Fresh from Glasgow around 1988. The Hothouse Flowers mimed their hit and there were promotional "Frankenstein's", Dracula and Wolfman going around handing out pencils and stickers for The Monster Squad movie. Wish I still had mine instead of chewing it up daydreaming in class. . .
@yermanoh
@yermanoh 4 жыл бұрын
zig and zag started as puppets on the kids show the ian dempseys den on network 2 aka rte 2 aka channel 2 in the late 80s, i watched them every day as they were the only kids show at the time, great stuff...captain u boat was my favourite
@Mkspokes
@Mkspokes 4 жыл бұрын
“Sit on Doom’s package!” Boy that sounds wrong lol 😂
@coyoteartist
@coyoteartist 4 жыл бұрын
Poppots were introduced in 1937. Zig and Zag are actually Irish in origin having been introduced on Dempsey's Den in 1987. They came to the UK in 1992 to be on The Big Breakfast. They most recently were in a 2016 animated show. I have only seen once but they're a tad weird to me. And that would be the Golden Gate Fridge which is a joke I've actually heard from someone talking about walking across the actual bridge and being chilled because of the wind. The Dino riders figures are Rasp (cobra head) A Rulon who wants to usurp his emperor and Yungstar a Valorian who lets pride get in his way. He road a Deinonychus and later a Quetzalcoatius.
@firebug19841
@firebug19841 4 жыл бұрын
I remember zig and zag. They where on a childrens show on Saturday morning if I remember rightly. It was a long time ago. Mid 90's
@rafyhay5916
@rafyhay5916 4 жыл бұрын
There's also a modern cartoon of them (my little sister watches it on CBBC) and it's the worst thing I've ever seen on TV
@MrSquark
@MrSquark 4 жыл бұрын
Zig and Zag were on The Big Breakfast, wbich was weekday mornings on channel 4
@mgthestrange9098
@mgthestrange9098 4 жыл бұрын
They were on the big breakfast in the bathroom set, they were on really early so I had to get up sharpish to see them. I used to have a Zag puppet but not Zig. I think the same guys are also behind the more adult puppets Podge and Rodge who are hilarious. Check them out.
@Magic1kidman
@Magic1kidman 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens still as good as ever, my heart stopped when he said he couldn't open the dr doom toy, love it
@AmartharDrakestone
@AmartharDrakestone 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Dino Riders! I had the Diplodocus, Torosaurus and Edmontonia. Those were fun!
@GaynorOL79
@GaynorOL79 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR!!! Also, they showed Garth Marenghi's Darkplace here in the US on [adult swim] for a time. That's literally all I know about it. I think they aired it along side the UK version of the Office.
@BawhawhawYT
@BawhawhawYT 4 жыл бұрын
I have had that weird snake man figure since I was a kid and didnt even know what it was. Finally one of my many questions from my childhood answered.
@hotwill100
@hotwill100 4 жыл бұрын
Was just getting my warhammer set up and saw your video.... Why do the gods bless all of us.
@thefenrisianssweatshop
@thefenrisianssweatshop 4 жыл бұрын
A Primaris space marine!?!? I haven’t clicked an ashens video faster...
@NicholasAdeptus
@NicholasAdeptus 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get “Great Wall, Ken!” SF2 reference out of my head. wonderful...
@zombiethezerker
@zombiethezerker 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually a really interesting crate also modern 40k primaris marine was certainly something I never expected to see on your channel ashens (also barshens reference for the win)
@AnnePackrat
@AnnePackrat 4 жыл бұрын
The zig and Zag card with the refrigerator is the Golden Gate Fridge.
@ravensroost3224
@ravensroost3224 4 жыл бұрын
That Imperial fist was very well painted, good job to the painter!
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Vegas was so happy as he got a cameo in 2000 AD
@kean4218
@kean4218 4 жыл бұрын
The astra millitarum is pleased that ashens likes warhammer 40k
@Beauweir
@Beauweir 4 жыл бұрын
No way, I had that prog! That issue of Zenith was when he got his ass kicked by that extra dimensional entity living inside the body of a nazi super soldier from world war 2! And the nemesis one was from when he went back in the past to meet the Torquemada from the Spanish inquisition cause he had some kind of sickness that was making him rot. I think freaks was a dude who found himself on another planet or something. Spoiler alert. He ended up banging that 3 eyed bird lol. I got a massive load of 80's J.D progs from Birmingham rag market years ago. Also Battle/action comics. Eagle. Charley's war and that dude who fought all the spider themed terrorists lol. Oh yeah and 2000 A.D's V.C's
@macklee6837
@macklee6837 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, that's a bolt rifle, not a bolter. The bolt rifle is the new bigger version for Primaris marines
@ChesapeakeRipper
@ChesapeakeRipper 4 жыл бұрын
Its funny while you were speaking of the Toy Biz Doom I took my Marvel Legends one that sits beside me on my desk an was adjusting him since he fell back and when I looked back at the screen you were holding the Legends one in your hand. A Man of Culture I see
@laurencemeynell2820
@laurencemeynell2820 4 жыл бұрын
OMG an Ashen's crate video! This brightened up a Manic Monday :D
@d33pblu39
@d33pblu39 4 жыл бұрын
Many many moons ago,the get fresh crew came to my home town. Imagine my excitement! Gaz Top! My favorite cartoon at the time..Centurions..LIVE!!!! now,imagine my utter heart rending,soul destroying disappointment,when i saw the ship on the back of an 18 wheeler,no screens to watch centurions on,just sodding loudspeakers on top of poles,and Gaz speaking thru the speakers. I went home dejected,and ruined for all time.
@greenhowie
@greenhowie 4 жыл бұрын
Kinder should make a chocolate suitcase filled with toys. No I don't know how or why. Oh, fine, they can stick a t-shirt, some buttons and a couple of movie posters in there as well. Ya happy now?
@TubeRudeYou
@TubeRudeYou 3 жыл бұрын
Ashens makes me appreciate silly little useless things. It's a comforting feeling.
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Doom arm extension. Useful for reaching underneath your bed to get the long lost piece of Lego covered in fluff.
@TheJesterGuy_
@TheJesterGuy_ 3 жыл бұрын
He seems legitimately happy in this video. That's pretty adorable.
@nequastar1826
@nequastar1826 4 жыл бұрын
I am a simple woman, I see an ashens notification, I click
@d33pblu39
@d33pblu39 4 жыл бұрын
Original as in heckling or trolling perhaps?
@cargo_vroom9729
@cargo_vroom9729 4 жыл бұрын
This reminded me that Dark Place existed and I hadn't watched it yet. Most way through episode 1 and it's mind bogglingly hilarious. "I kept thinking about Larry and how inconvenient him exploding had been."
@Aquelll
@Aquelll 4 жыл бұрын
Dino Riders were my go to action figure series as a kid. Had the action figures and all episoder on VHS. Good times.
@sverrg
@sverrg 4 жыл бұрын
"That'll draw your arse up to your elbows" is now my catchphrase
@nokes22
@nokes22 4 жыл бұрын
I loved Trap Door but surely the opening lines were, “Don’t you open that Trap Door, ‘cos there’s something down there!”
@craniumbear
@craniumbear 4 жыл бұрын
I love that someone is making a crate specifically for and I love that you enjoy it
@diggz1981
@diggz1981 4 жыл бұрын
Zig and Zag was on Irish T.V It was called The Den. I watched it everyday after school and Christmas morning. They also had a dog called Zuppy.
@mitchellerickson7919
@mitchellerickson7919 4 жыл бұрын
Nemesis the Warlock is one of the coolest things I've ever read. If you don't know what it is by all means look it up (if you like sci fi).
@thehaloguy117
@thehaloguy117 4 жыл бұрын
The fact the Amplitude reference didn't go over Stuarts head is testament to his vast knowledge of random crap
@Soultsukino
@Soultsukino 4 жыл бұрын
I had a few Super Natural toys back in the day. I had that Base too. It was probably much cooler than the figures were!
@kendon81
@kendon81 4 жыл бұрын
Dino riders was one of the greatest 80's cartoon shows....the toys were amazing........and i have been trying to download the series for the past 6 months........
@ZeroIkarus
@ZeroIkarus 4 жыл бұрын
Man, i didnt knew about Darkplace until i saw this video! Thank you so much!!!!
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