Güd Crate (& Loot Crate update) | Ashens

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@CatherineDupuis87
@CatherineDupuis87 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the blatant vulva on that plush alien. Also "blatant vulva" is not a term I ever thought I'd use.
@rubyrain9402
@rubyrain9402 4 жыл бұрын
THANK U FOR CALLING IT A VULVA. ILU.
@blankpage9277
@blankpage9277 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, so uncomfortable. As a kid I would probably be like, "finally, a doll with an actual sex!" (I was a very weird child.)
@yadabub
@yadabub 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the name of Courtney Love's current band?
@gregoriocruz4530
@gregoriocruz4530 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we know the alien isn't male.
@TazSandrin
@TazSandrin 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed immediately too
@Catboy.
@Catboy. 4 жыл бұрын
Vagalien
@bland9876
@bland9876 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they have genders in there species
@Seita833
@Seita833 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you think baby aliens came from?
@FlightmikeVideos
@FlightmikeVideos 4 жыл бұрын
yeah that was the first thing I noticed. Wonder why Ashens didn's ee it. Maybe he was too shy ;D
@MattMatt909
@MattMatt909 4 жыл бұрын
In his Johnson
@robertmartindale563
@robertmartindale563 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlightmikeVideos I think he did, I think that's why he kept referring to it as "He" while making sure the crotch was in shot.
@SamKimpton
@SamKimpton 4 жыл бұрын
That alien kinda looks like someone described the main character from the Abe's Odessy games to an artist who has never heard of the games.
@kcSebby
@kcSebby 4 жыл бұрын
ACCURATE!
@alexcosmic9960
@alexcosmic9960 4 жыл бұрын
They also gave it a camels toe
@StarkRG
@StarkRG 4 жыл бұрын
What it looks like to me is that someone was given JUST the model's texture mesh (without the actual model) and told to make it into a stuffed creature. Except that I think Abe's Odysee used prerendered 2D sprites, which actually makes a lot of sense if THAT's all they were given.
@Jackalblade9
@Jackalblade9 4 жыл бұрын
I think you're dead on with that.
@spankysmp
@spankysmp 4 жыл бұрын
and blind....
@ProjectThunderclaw
@ProjectThunderclaw 4 жыл бұрын
"A Diamond is Forever" is in fact the very campaign that artificially inflated the value of diamonds. Well that and just chucking a huge portion of mined diamonds in vaults and pretending they don't exist, but artificially restricting supply only gets you so far when nobody actually wants your boring, colorless rocks in the first place, so they had to artificially generate demand as well.
@asmolbean9300
@asmolbean9300 3 жыл бұрын
"ooo pretty shiny" - some de beers salesman
@TheMrElbowman
@TheMrElbowman 4 жыл бұрын
Good Lord I imagined Loot Crate would be bad but that was just embarrassing. Güd Crate needs to be a recurring thing for sure especially after that incredible Gamate throwback.
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 4 жыл бұрын
I never thought they were worth the money but now I'm wondering what gullible people actually buy it.
@leetri
@leetri 4 жыл бұрын
@@cmdfarsight I mean, it's only 30 dollars. A printed t-shirt alone easily goes for 50-60 dollars (at least around here), and you get some vaguely interesting tat you might enjoy.
@professormemebrain1352
@professormemebrain1352 4 жыл бұрын
@@leetri where the fuck are you seeing shirts that expensive?
@aaronstepien2363
@aaronstepien2363 4 жыл бұрын
@@professormemebrain1352 for real?
@EleanorH216
@EleanorH216 4 жыл бұрын
i swear it used to be better than that at one point? i never bought it myself but i always thought it gave much better stuff than that, i was damn confused lmao
@jacobnion2525
@jacobnion2525 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever sent that box in: bless you.
@deanc9195
@deanc9195 4 жыл бұрын
I can see Ashens regrets writing and starring in the movie Paul.
@bucwhovian8305
@bucwhovian8305 4 жыл бұрын
Dean C most people would.
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 4 жыл бұрын
That movie was so far up its own ass.
@auralunaprettycure
@auralunaprettycure 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens was in Paul? That’s actually interesting I remember that movie being kinda popular in its own way.
@captainzigzag3616
@captainzigzag3616 4 жыл бұрын
@@auralunaprettycure he wasn't, it's a joke that he looks like the writer
@DiamondDust132
@DiamondDust132 4 жыл бұрын
@@captainzigzag3616 What do you mean? That's totally Ashens.
@bonmoth
@bonmoth 4 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in and there's already alien camel toe right in my face Edit: you have my immediate gratitude for turning it on its side for the rest of the video
@UNSCMarine117
@UNSCMarine117 4 жыл бұрын
That is what aliens would probably actually look like. (To the disappointment of star wars and mass effect fans)
@aspookyspookynight
@aspookyspookynight Жыл бұрын
​@Sgt-Wolf still holding out for garrus vakarian
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 4 жыл бұрын
Get Eli to start making more mystery boxes. It's the future. And they're modular, and have a certain amplitude, let us not forget.🤔
@byebye1813
@byebye1813 4 жыл бұрын
THAT'S VALUE. THAT'S A QUALITY ITEM, THAT IS
@thepoetoffall7820
@thepoetoffall7820 4 жыл бұрын
Lord, that alien soft toy wins “worst Ashens review face” in my book...
@wahlflower3517
@wahlflower3517 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still haunted by the Aunt May action figure. The alien just looks like they used a monkey sewing pattern and a horrifying fabric choice.
@thepoetoffall7820
@thepoetoffall7820 4 жыл бұрын
Wahl Flower Eh, I’d say it’s a personal thing for me. Something about the eyes gets to me, more so than even those old dolls he reviewed ages ago. (If you haven’t seen them, seek that video out, they beat Aunt May by a mile).
@CrabJock
@CrabJock 4 жыл бұрын
Never been a fan of Loot Crate, but I gotta admit, there's something sad about seeing that pitiful box and its lack of contents.
@kirbynat493
@kirbynat493 4 жыл бұрын
i haven't seen the "distracting pebble" gag in ashen's videos in like...ten years maybe?? Wow lol
@ThePootisPower24
@ThePootisPower24 4 жыл бұрын
I’m trying to remember the first time it appeared. Reminds me of when he had intermissions when some tat was frustrating him called a “soothing puppy break” or something. this was the early ashens years, 2009 or so?
@kirbynat493
@kirbynat493 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePootisPower24 yeah, i remember those too! those would be a clip of his dog, adorable
@georgeadams6254
@georgeadams6254 4 жыл бұрын
'Mad props' to the person who sent the Güd Crates in. Must've been decades since they sent them over.
@bryannob55
@bryannob55 4 жыл бұрын
I think the aliens a girl..
@Sharklops
@Sharklops 4 жыл бұрын
some serious frontbutt going on for sure
@joshsamuelson1793
@joshsamuelson1793 4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it.
@SofaPop.
@SofaPop. 4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he didn’t mention her minge
@robertmartindale563
@robertmartindale563 4 жыл бұрын
@jason9022 Let the right one in springs to mind (the original that is)
@david24745
@david24745 4 жыл бұрын
STOP IT IM GONNA COOM
@bleachchugtidy2178
@bleachchugtidy2178 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... That alien is definitely a she
@papayaboat1780
@papayaboat1780 4 жыл бұрын
[WOKE TWITTER WANTS TO: KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
@keiyakins
@keiyakins 4 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, it's hypothetically possible that the large gamete producing sex has an "extractor" for the small gametes. You don't know how alien reproduction works! (plus the whole "mapping of genitalia to pronouns is fraught enough with humans" thing yeah)
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
@@keiyakins hyena-style.
@pgakt
@pgakt 4 жыл бұрын
Keiya I love this comment
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 4 жыл бұрын
@@dudechillin8051 LMAO
@CertifiedShoeChewer
@CertifiedShoeChewer 4 жыл бұрын
"A Diamond is forever" Sounds about right, they have NO RESALE VALUE, so when you buy one you are stuck With it FOREVER.
@manoman0
@manoman0 4 жыл бұрын
"no resale value" You have never had contact with a woman.
@genoedcknifecollecter1538
@genoedcknifecollecter1538 3 жыл бұрын
Opals are much nicer
@SvengelskaBlondie
@SvengelskaBlondie 3 жыл бұрын
@@manoman0 When did women have resale value ?
@manoman0
@manoman0 3 жыл бұрын
@@SvengelskaBlondie LOL. It's just quite a hard way to put it and they do offer some value. No need to purchase them second hand.
@AkiraRyoji
@AkiraRyoji 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why there's "no resale value" is because they aren't exactly rare and the only reason they're used and wanted so much in wedding bands is cause of a certain company pushing them hard. That's the only reason they're so expensive with no resale value.
@clearlypellucid
@clearlypellucid 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out that the art on the box for Dinosaur Battle ACTUALLY DEPICTED WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IN THE GAME. Is this a first for an LCD game reviewed on this channel?
@_Piers_
@_Piers_ 4 жыл бұрын
Aled Jones made his money of the back of the popularity of The Snowman, but isn't the boy who sang in The Snowman. That was Peter Auty, they didn't even bother to put his name in the credits.
@PhilT81
@PhilT81 4 жыл бұрын
You’re right, diamonds aren’t only a rip-off given they can make better ones artificially that are far cheaper but it’s hugely immoral to buy them as it adds to the demand and the way most of them are extracted is horrific. Greedy diamond mine owners use slave labour and huge numbers of them die.
@shoobamocha
@shoobamocha 4 жыл бұрын
It's a waste of money to spend thousands on a shiny rock anyway
@tylerjames1716
@tylerjames1716 4 жыл бұрын
Shut up losers
@hikaru9624
@hikaru9624 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't artificial diamonds made of the same ingredients as diamonds?
@KimmieSasumori
@KimmieSasumori 4 жыл бұрын
@@hikaru9624 nope, theyre made of glass and theyre ultra reflective like how normal people think diamonds look anyway
@KimmieSasumori
@KimmieSasumori 4 жыл бұрын
Tired - a diamond ring/necklace Wired - Beryl Aquamarine
@MichaelBennett1
@MichaelBennett1 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure why you referred to the alien as a “he”.
@Nightenstaff
@Nightenstaff 4 жыл бұрын
Ashen's Internal Monologue: "Don't mention the vagina... Don't mention the vagina... Don't mention the vagina..."
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 4 жыл бұрын
CAMELTOE
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nightenstaff "Don't mention the vagania... Don't mention the vagania... Don't mention the vagania..." The what?
@revy1063
@revy1063 4 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought lol, thats a vagina!
@Believer1980
@Believer1980 4 жыл бұрын
@@Okurka. I would say "Google it" but you might be s little young if you don't all ready know. ;)
@Jackalblade9
@Jackalblade9 4 жыл бұрын
I am loving the Güd Crate, we need more of those!
@shadowmanwkp
@shadowmanwkp 4 жыл бұрын
27:06 The Dutch translation is hilariously bad: "Keep out of range of children, with small parts"
@MoultrieGeek
@MoultrieGeek 4 жыл бұрын
A bit redundant isn't it? Children, by definition, are made of small parts.
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 4 жыл бұрын
@@MoultrieGeek who knows, maybe the child is packing
@idkwhattoputhere4695
@idkwhattoputhere4695 4 жыл бұрын
I want the kids back Karen This is why Karen doesn’t trust you with the kids..
@adamfozz
@adamfozz 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Aled Jones didn't sing on The Snowman cartoon. I demand a retraction! Jones has been misleading people for years! RETRACTION!!!!
@keyholes
@keyholes 4 жыл бұрын
Fun* fact: Peter Auty sang it, but he mistakenly wasn't listed in the original film credits due to the rush to finish it. Three years later in '85, Aled Jones re-recorded it for a Toys R Us advert and it became a hit single, hence why he's oft miscredited with the film's version. (They asked Auty to do the advert version, but his voice had broken by then.) *Probably not fun and actually just pedantry, oops.
@HappyCynic
@HappyCynic 4 жыл бұрын
@@keyholes I heard it was because he didn't have an agent and Jones did.
@richardn1181
@richardn1181 4 жыл бұрын
​@@keyholes Certainly not pedantry - Peter Auty has undeservedly faded into obscurity... it seems a shame most people don't know about him at all and credit Aled Jones for the Snowman
@JarodMoonchild1975
@JarodMoonchild1975 4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least it's not ALEX Jones singing, imagine what that would be like. And now I've ruined your day, you're welcome. I'll see myself out now. 😛 (PS! You gotta read this in Ashens' voice in your head, for full effect.)
@HappyCynic
@HappyCynic 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been a lot more entertaining.
@JoanWhack
@JoanWhack 4 жыл бұрын
I have a very interesting story about Richard, of Richard and Judy fame. My stepdad went on holiday to Cornwall yonks ago. Blissfully he went to the beach to get sloshed with mates and eventually needed to wizz. Left the booze on the beach, it was desolate other than the family down the way. He came back to Richard pouring it into the sand, and when confronted he ran into the sea whilst maniacally laughing. Hes a tit.
@sharona1981
@sharona1981 4 жыл бұрын
CRABSTYX I've legitimately spent the last forty minutes quietly chuckling at this story. The mental image is hysterical. So thank you.
@JoanWhack
@JoanWhack 4 жыл бұрын
@@sharona1981 haha thank you, I'm glad you're getting enjoyment from it. I giggle everytime I think of it too, it's just so bizarre x
@DanMcCudden
@DanMcCudden 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing. I'm laid up with a sour stomach and I could use a laugh.
@JLocke573
@JLocke573 4 жыл бұрын
1:42 What an unfortunate place for a seam.
@authurstretchygreenthing8464
@authurstretchygreenthing8464 8 ай бұрын
I've got a guess at what it is, and it's just one letter off from "heath."
@Dr.Feelgood824
@Dr.Feelgood824 4 жыл бұрын
''Bloody hell. are we still doing these?''
@cultofweirdnessable
@cultofweirdnessable 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of why I loved your old polystation videos when I was in school. Just a bunch of cool cheap stuff from somewhere I've never been and can never afford to travel to
@yadabub
@yadabub 4 жыл бұрын
Lolling at "Wombat Commander."
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 4 жыл бұрын
Cobra Commander's weird aussie cousin XD.
@keithfulkerson
@keithfulkerson 4 жыл бұрын
You probably could've used that gum to cut the tape.
@DaxianPreston
@DaxianPreston 4 жыл бұрын
Right? However I do like the quote "lets get the old pen knife out and do a bit of a slashing". I feel this is something jack the ripper would have said on an off day.
@thebfg836
@thebfg836 4 жыл бұрын
30:48 I see you've played knifey spoony before
@elwoodjacobs4353
@elwoodjacobs4353 4 жыл бұрын
For a split second I thought it said "Thanks for being a loser" on the Lootcrate card.
@aaronstepien2363
@aaronstepien2363 4 жыл бұрын
based
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 4 жыл бұрын
Judging by the contents, it did.
@techknowIogic
@techknowIogic 4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely impressed with how far the huge jelly baby flew
@Jeddostotle7
@Jeddostotle7 4 жыл бұрын
Note that that Optimus Prime is actually a knock-off of an unofficial third-party figure. Also, the "having a separate real truck front bit that you hide away in robot mode and the robot mode has a slanted version" thing you mentioned is like, a staple design element of modern Optimus toys, both official and third-party.
@Warpshard
@Warpshard 4 жыл бұрын
The Optimus Prime you got is actually a KO of a Third Party Figure! The KO is from a company called KKB, and the original design (Well, original engineering) is from a company called GT.
@conemannpersonal
@conemannpersonal 4 жыл бұрын
It's a whole rabbit hole of companies deliberately making products based of existing Transformers characters for various reasons, and the companies making knockoffs of those toys just adds another layer
@brianm6337
@brianm6337 4 жыл бұрын
@@conemannpersonal Hasbro deserves the Karma. They ripped the idea for Beast Wars off of me. Believe it or not. In my (not really) defense- I was a teen at the time, and sent them an envelope packed with ideas.. Yeah. I was an idiot.
@KimmieSasumori
@KimmieSasumori 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianm6337 if only you had/kept a copy of ot for proof, damn shame rlly, i love those funky cgi mother fuckers unlimited
@Angrykitty19
@Angrykitty19 4 жыл бұрын
17:58 The jelly baby makes an escape for freedom
@wendyokoopa7048
@wendyokoopa7048 4 жыл бұрын
I want to spend my wedding night getting gored by a triceratops
@wendyokoopa7048
@wendyokoopa7048 4 жыл бұрын
@@sickboyk3088 I don't know.
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 4 жыл бұрын
In an existing hole?
@TheOtakuNinja69
@TheOtakuNinja69 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart, On the Godzilla type game you should have called them “Rodans” instead of “Mothras”, Because Rodan is like a pterodactyl type monster.
@ITTFami
@ITTFami 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the "Bloody 'ell, are we still doing these?!" intro
@byebye1813
@byebye1813 4 жыл бұрын
He's says the h in hell.
@lmpst7915
@lmpst7915 4 жыл бұрын
are THEY still doing these more accurately 🤔
@chloexianah3070
@chloexianah3070 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine.. parents having to take responsibility for their offspring
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh, if your kid wants those, get them in with a counselor pronto!
@slaughterround643
@slaughterround643 4 жыл бұрын
Secrets From the Underground?
@Hilton1991
@Hilton1991 4 жыл бұрын
The rather big Jelly Baby flying through the air was the highlight of that video.
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 4 жыл бұрын
1:52 I think he noticed the Alien from "Galaxy Quest" ( thank the person who called it In the comment section, not me, named Batmanuel) with a cameltoe
@KurosakiYukigo
@KurosakiYukigo 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he definitely had that vibe of "oh god I just noticed but I'm not gonna call attention to it."
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 4 жыл бұрын
I re edited my comment, Batmanuel is the person who mention the alien is from Galaxy Quest, good movie in a bad way x3 hehe
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 3 жыл бұрын
Believe it not, the small aliens in the movie called "Galaxy Quest " are called "Blue demons"........ooookkkkaaaayyy?....
@t31000
@t31000 4 жыл бұрын
That alien has got a fanny 😲
@josephanthony9676
@josephanthony9676 4 жыл бұрын
T3 old skool gamer looks like it got an incision in it’s crotch
@rinhato8453
@rinhato8453 4 жыл бұрын
She comes from a long line of Fannies.
@CarrotConsumer
@CarrotConsumer 4 жыл бұрын
It's a male alien who had an unfortunate accident.
@lepidotos
@lepidotos 4 жыл бұрын
wonder how it is
@brycevo
@brycevo 4 жыл бұрын
Those Dinosaur attack cards, Godzilla/Dinosaurs game, and Godzilla pin are so classic
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran 4 жыл бұрын
You notice a pattern with that?
@yeahok1455
@yeahok1455 4 жыл бұрын
The shirt is covering the wrong end of the alien
@RangerSnow
@RangerSnow 4 жыл бұрын
i hurt myself laughing at the part where the jelly baby escapes
@quinnrobertson7393
@quinnrobertson7393 4 жыл бұрын
9:45 Aled looks like a cross between Nicola Sturgeon and George Osborne.
@jaimemurphy2208
@jaimemurphy2208 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought it might be a young Sturgeon
@gemcorker3982
@gemcorker3982 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaimemurphy2208 I second that, also wondered what prepubescent Nicola Sturgeon was doing on an album cover.
@BlueChameleon01
@BlueChameleon01 4 жыл бұрын
Would anyone else love a video series of Ashens flicking through 80s and 90s Radio Times?
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 4 жыл бұрын
BlueChameleon01 - 70’s And 80’s for me please.
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Radio Times was listings for BBC 1 and 2 and Radio. TV Times just covered ITV and Channel 4. Then in the 80s I think at some point both were allowed to show all listings? We used to get TV & Satellite Weekly.
@Dierbolical
@Dierbolical 4 жыл бұрын
That alien 👽 has some massive Minge flaps
@chrisfoster9080
@chrisfoster9080 4 жыл бұрын
Minge the merciless.
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 4 жыл бұрын
You've never seen a minge if you think that those are flaps.
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 4 жыл бұрын
@@Okurka. Or he's seen very specific flaps.
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 4 жыл бұрын
@@OdaSwifteye You've never seen a minge if you think that those are flaps.
@jamiewise7821
@jamiewise7821 4 жыл бұрын
@@Okurka. you must be a minge god.
@abingleyboy
@abingleyboy 4 жыл бұрын
Alled Jones didn't sing the walking in the air track on the snowman. His track came after but was a hit & so got more attention.
@PentavusRO
@PentavusRO 4 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely impressed with the on the fly translation of the game box! I also never knew that was a game console, random unboxing teaching me stuff.
@KandyKane1888
@KandyKane1888 4 жыл бұрын
Want more of this. Want more of this. Want more of this. I need more of this.
@drfaust8
@drfaust8 4 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous of that Güd Crate, I'd buy one if I could 😂
@DevonPalmer98
@DevonPalmer98 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't prepared for Dinosaurs attack
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
How in the fuck did those get made and approved?! Who are they even made for?! First of all, it basically has nothing to do with dinosaurs outside of vaguely resembling them, and second they seem to have been made by a sadist. Why was nobody talking about that shit instead of D&D and Rock/Metal music during the satanic panic?! As a kid those would have freaked me the fuck out even as a fan of Godzilla and monsters.
@TheRealColBosch
@TheRealColBosch 4 жыл бұрын
@@warbossgegguz679 Mars Attacks was absolutely a big issue during the Satanic Panic, which is why Topps made a follow-up series. They sold like hotcakes.
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealColBosch never heard mention of these before tbh. My primary understanding of the whole satanic panic relates primarily to music, film, and comic censorship, which are obviously going to overshadow something like trading cards. I'm sure they sold well on controversy alone, but idk. Maybe it's because I didn't have helicopter parents (MK2 was the 2nd video game I ever played, saw army of darkness at 4, pulp fiction at 8, saw ac/dc at 10, six feet under at 13... I could go on and on) so to me that sort of stuff isn't new and exciting, just kind of disturbing. It doesn't quite cross the line into being comically gory in most of them, and almost seems kind of sadistic tbh. Like, as much as I like over the top violence, innocent people being slaughtered by fictitious "dinosaur" chimeras isn't really something I would have found amusing regardless of my age unless it was presented in a way more black humor, tongue in cheek manner (Mars Attacks the Movie, Destroy All Humans, Return of the Living Dead, the Evil Dead series, Friday the 13th 6, etc.). This is just kind of dark and nothing else, with a few "ironic" deaths here and there to make it seem like an attempt at humor. More exploitative than fun I guess is what I mean.
@BP9000
@BP9000 4 жыл бұрын
No one expects dinosaurs attack
@FiorinaArtworks
@FiorinaArtworks 4 жыл бұрын
Those are mildly amusing, especially the vegetarian dinosaur turned into a killing machine. Some depictions are just over the top, I wonder what went through the artists' heads. The scientist being felt up by a humanoid dinosaur with an "oddly comforting voice" is not helping either.
@StormyDoesVR
@StormyDoesVR 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Says that parents are always responsible for what their kids watch everyone: uprising
@CosmicGaijin
@CosmicGaijin 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I have a complete set of Dinosaurs Attack! I haven’t seen these cards in ages. I adore this card series. I wish there was a rerelease! ❤️
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
Those things are fucked... and not in the fun, MK, Tarantino, Godzilla, monster movie, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, slasher movie way. In the "I feel genuinely uncomfortable looking at some of these, and am concerned about the kind of people that like this" kind of way...
@andytheartist1
@andytheartist1 4 жыл бұрын
Man! You definitely brought back my childhood with some of these items!! Thanks
@anumeon
@anumeon 4 жыл бұрын
You know, those LCD games makes me remember the good ol' Ashens experience from long ago.. :)
@KenMabie
@KenMabie 4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that stuffed alien doll isnt a he ...
@bucwhovian8305
@bucwhovian8305 4 жыл бұрын
Ken Mabie do their eyes do that when it’s that time of the month?
@peterjf7723
@peterjf7723 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it identifies as a male?
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 4 жыл бұрын
@@peterjf7723 that's unfortunate
@KenMabie
@KenMabie 4 жыл бұрын
@@peterjf7723 maybe I identify as an attack helicopter... But that don't change reality
@pepeishere7529
@pepeishere7529 4 жыл бұрын
@@KenMabie I identify as you mom, know go back to sleep or no minecraft.
@cabbyb111
@cabbyb111 4 жыл бұрын
Those dinosaur cards are incredible!
@TheMonstermandude
@TheMonstermandude 4 жыл бұрын
The transformer seems to be one of those really good knockoffs made by genuine fans. There’s some expensive ones out there that are 10x better than official ones.
@LanthusV
@LanthusV 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually a knock off OF one of those. KKB's Optimus alike if I'm thinking right
@TheMonstermandude
@TheMonstermandude 4 жыл бұрын
Lanthus Vernalis a knockoff of a knockoff... brilliant
@LanthusV
@LanthusV 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMonstermandude it's becoming increasingly common, as these companies (us fans call them 3rd party) have to rent the factory space (they don't have the money for their own obviously) and then those molds get left or *ahem* lifted.
@leetri
@leetri 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMonstermandude I wouldn't call it a knockoff if it's a completely original mould. Knockoff implies it's a copy of an existing product. It's a knockoff of an unlicensed 3rd party figure.
@yamanmustafa7574
@yamanmustafa7574 4 жыл бұрын
Clicked for the thumbnail. My grandad bought me that Dinosaur Battle game when I was about 10. I'm 34 now and he passed away in 1998. That start-up jingle brought a year to my eye.
@gassnake2004
@gassnake2004 4 жыл бұрын
And Lootcrate once sent you a box of inflatable crowns, as if to say "I don't care, I'm on top of the world." Oh how the mighty have fallen.
@adrianwilliams7790
@adrianwilliams7790 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. July 1987 and I had just moved to Norway for awhile. Now I know all the rubbish TV programmes I did not miss. Lovely.
@kenoir1979
@kenoir1979 4 жыл бұрын
I swear to go I though Aled Jones was Nicola Sturgeon before Ashens showed the page.
@HMJ66
@HMJ66 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one!
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 4 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@jaimemurphy2208
@jaimemurphy2208 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Another one here.
@jayrap94
@jayrap94 4 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing!
@mrgatez2007
@mrgatez2007 4 жыл бұрын
Hope you are ok there as this storm is battering the costals more than up here in the west Midlands, keep you and yours safe at this time !!!
@MrRyu0007
@MrRyu0007 4 жыл бұрын
The title spelled "Güd Craet" wrong ):
@Hawkster52
@Hawkster52 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the cards shown in these videos, the Dinosaur Attack ones are the first I'd like to actually collect.
@dyr234
@dyr234 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the moment you were gonna break those coasters, and you did haha
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 4 жыл бұрын
Yep talk about beer mat quality.
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 4 жыл бұрын
Lootcrate used to be great. Very easy to sell the contents for more than they cost if you were quick. But they made too many monthly boxes and ended up overstocked and underselling. Thousands of exclusives then made there way to zavvi, loudshop and bargain stores.
@herpaderpy888
@herpaderpy888 4 жыл бұрын
That's a hell of a moose hoof.
@fireandcopper
@fireandcopper 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently off screen the alien expressed it's transition or something
@SkrimOnYouTube
@SkrimOnYouTube 4 жыл бұрын
Random fact: Aled Jones DID NOT sing Walking in the Air for The Snowman film. (He did sing a cover of it afterwards though)
@bucwhovian8305
@bucwhovian8305 4 жыл бұрын
Skrim did he do the Irn-Bru ad?
@SkrimOnYouTube
@SkrimOnYouTube 4 жыл бұрын
Buc Whovian Doubtful, his voice had broken years before it.
@sammsonic
@sammsonic 4 жыл бұрын
I need that Richard Madeley t-shirt!
@baileybrian9560
@baileybrian9560 4 жыл бұрын
17:57 omg im dying
@Mgrow
@Mgrow 4 жыл бұрын
Where do I order the Madely on the phone T-shirt?? I need that in my life so hard it actually hurts.
@masdawg
@masdawg 4 жыл бұрын
Had a quick Google, seems it's currently available from a seller on eBay for £14. I won't link the eBay URL here, but just type "richard madeley phone t shirt" into Google and it will be one of the top searches
@Mgrow
@Mgrow 4 жыл бұрын
@@masdawg Thank you good sir
@scallysnix.2975
@scallysnix.2975 4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to see the return of the distracting pebble.
@DroDrago
@DroDrago 4 жыл бұрын
That radio times cover with the Miami vice duo, I think it was definitely worth the money.
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 Жыл бұрын
I remember Spencer Gifts (novelty merchandise store in the U.S.) selling a poster of that.
@batmanuel9669
@batmanuel9669 4 жыл бұрын
Is that one of the Galaxy Quest aliens?
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 4 жыл бұрын
Omg DARN IT I FORGOT, darn it, nice one, that you remember, jeez that was really good
@luasdublin
@luasdublin 4 жыл бұрын
YES!! ( Probably)
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 4 жыл бұрын
I mentioned you in my comment but I forgot your profile name
@therunawaykid6523
@therunawaykid6523 4 жыл бұрын
Batmanuel maybe and definitely a female 😏
@ReapWhatYaSow
@ReapWhatYaSow 3 жыл бұрын
For the "Nuptial Nightmare", there was a misses opportunity for "Til Death do we Part".
@mag7675
@mag7675 4 жыл бұрын
Please bring back the PO Box.
@jimmymcgill2961
@jimmymcgill2961 4 жыл бұрын
I think that alien plush was meant to be a Saurian. The theme for this güd box is clearly dinosaurs attack!
@rebeccah3091
@rebeccah3091 4 жыл бұрын
Those hands on that alien is worse than the eyes .That whole toy needs to burn .
@frankschneider6156
@frankschneider6156 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm ... he hasn't burned anything or anyone in ages. I'm not sure if that's an unpleasant side-effect of his psychotherapy.
@DigitalImpostor
@DigitalImpostor 4 жыл бұрын
Love the re-enactment of what happened to the Enterprise in The Search for Spock.
@guerillagrueplays6301
@guerillagrueplays6301 4 жыл бұрын
I think the physical indications are that that alien is, in fact, a girl. I'm sorry to everyone else who sees what I'm talking about.
@MLTharme
@MLTharme 4 жыл бұрын
@12:12 the Italy Under Seige art is a lovely little nod to stop-motion animators Willis O'Brien and Ray Harryhausen, on the left is Paleosaurus, from The Giant Behemoth, and on the right, the Rheadosaurus from The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.
@richardeadon6396
@richardeadon6396 4 жыл бұрын
14:05 Always appreciate a Garth Marenghi reference
@mcfry13
@mcfry13 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I had that knock-off gameboy in the thumbnail and I played it all the time when I got bored of my real gameboy games (I didnt have a lot growing up). I loved it so much even though it was such a simple game. Thanks for bringing up those nice memories.
@mmdude15
@mmdude15 4 жыл бұрын
12:18 He sounds like when Techmoan voices one of his Puppets 😁
@ampedwales
@ampedwales 4 жыл бұрын
I love the Dinosaurs Attack cards, I bought a NOS box of them to break for a full set. There was exactly 1 complete set in there... Bet kids had a nightmare completing them!
@TechItOut
@TechItOut 4 жыл бұрын
Aled Jones didn't sing it in the Snowman someone else did.
@BioYuGi
@BioYuGi 4 жыл бұрын
I love the concept of 'fruit flavor'. It's up there with 'meat flavor' and 'cheese flavor'.
@alexanderharlou3792
@alexanderharlou3792 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, not much in Loot crate any more, and that's the august 2019 "Legend" crate, only 5-6 months late as I got mine a few days ago....
@StrattonDraws
@StrattonDraws 4 жыл бұрын
I was born during the weather broadcast. Seems about right.
@JamesPotts
@JamesPotts 4 жыл бұрын
Up from the depths Thirty stories high Breathing fire His head in the sky Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
@Mystemo
@Mystemo 4 жыл бұрын
I love Dinosaur Attack! I have the complete set, they are still surprisingly cheap considering how old and friggin insane they are.
@RobotacularRoBob
@RobotacularRoBob 4 жыл бұрын
"Bread" Does sound believable as a British show that I've never heard of that certainly exists.
@robertdale2964
@robertdale2964 4 жыл бұрын
It exists. And it's bloody awful.
@deeboweb
@deeboweb 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings!! Lol
@IanC14
@IanC14 4 жыл бұрын
Set in 80s era Liverpool, about a working class family.
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 4 жыл бұрын
In the 80s it was funny and the fact they screwed the benefits system was amusing. Now it has dated so badly even remembering the music makes me curse their work shy, benefits scrounging ways.
@deeboweb
@deeboweb 4 жыл бұрын
Where only 1 of the cast was scouse if I remember. Lol
@CyberRaptor24
@CyberRaptor24 4 жыл бұрын
The optimus prime /wombat comander is a ko of a third party transformer which was originally released as a free model kit included with a much larger more complex third party transformer.
@jamiemoore2550
@jamiemoore2550 4 жыл бұрын
Richard madeley got caught shop lifting strawberries and sparkling wine how middle-class can you get
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