Ashswag Lifesteal SMP Videos Be Like

Asswag creates chaos on the Heart Transplant SMP and traps all the members. Will JesterPenetrate, Bangi and Kitkat be able to stop him?
Actors:
‪@PikaTM_‬
‪@skyboimc‬
‪@ItsOasis‬
Monco
Staticcle
‪@ratrick‬
Voice Actors:
‪@RasplinYT‬ as Asswag
div_y as Pigeon, JesterPenetrate, Poke, McFail and Kitkat
‪@skyboimc‬ as Bangi
Ember as Mid
‪@ashswag‬ as Former US President Obama
Minecraft, Ashswag, Rekrap, Rekrap2, Parrot, ParrotX2, Lifesteal, Lifesteal SMP, SMP, hunters, hunted, Minecraft SMP, trap, trapped, clownpierce, jesterpenetrate, jester penetrate

[@div_y]

I know this isn't the quality most people were looking for, but I did my best with the time I was given :) Check #video-announcements and #.announcements in my Discord to know why it took me so long to make the Ashswag video, please, and why the video may have been rushed, thank you. (discord.gg/h6HHSdaZZw

[@buff_bezos]

It was wonderful

[@jcat0]

ok

[@Titans5618]

Cool

[@thenyan3095]

What are you talking about? THIS IS TOP NOTCH QUALITY

[@muhdshatar1457]

fun fact: bad quality is a type of joke too

[@rekrap2]

Dang the heart transplant SMP looks crazy.

[@fathimashahul4780]

Sure does

[@Catapulfy]

I have a bad feeling they will target the alive surgery SMP next...

[@Bizzykai]

Insane Smp

[@liteisherex2]

I didn't know your doppelganger sailed all the way to Australia!

[@timmytheepicsauce]

@@liteisherex2 rekrap is the doppelganger

[@RasplinYT]

Man these voice actors are getting better and better

[@izalfesh4780]

Uhm

[@Itsice_boiiYT]

Yi

[@Itsice_boiiYT]

Yooo

[@WitherRage]

@Jazz fr

[@XScarecrow1]

It would be better if they added walmart clownpierce :)

[@ClownPierce]

Genuinely hilarious

[@laapislazuli2210]

no u

[@dontplayamongusat300a.m.9]

JESTER PENETRATE!

[@RasplinYT]

Jester

[@harvm-1]

no u

[@Bloxical]

Tru dat

[@Komonolo]

"My ping is over 1 trillion it will take approximately 10 years for the command to register" best thing I've heard all day

[@procksstuff]

e

[@geodangoori0]

​@0-_.Pear._-0 because it is

[@polarope]

bro is talking minion

[@Z3pH4x]

D E C A D E RE GIS TER

[@Mysteriousindividualguy]

I love how ashwagg voiced acted obama but not his own character 💀

[@itsjustmallow5684]

Theres no way its actually ashwag who voice over obama

[@Mysteriousindividualguy]

@@itsjustmallow5684 yes it is

[@Mysteriousindividualguy]

​@@itsjustmallow56840:27

[@30THMAN.]

you can see it in the description @@itsjustmallow5684

[@desertRACER619]

​@@itsjustmallow5684 read the description

[@jesterpenetrator]

I bet some people ACTUALLY thought JesterPenetrate was going to die. Amateurs

[@djace69]

Telling you they are probobly nightmare stans

[@Technostorm313]

JesterPenetrate Won't Die Because He Is The Deadliest Player On The Deadliest SMP

[@darkphonex9808]

he didnt die cause he pre gapped

[@audixaudix7395]

eurt

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

How can we die?

[@icewen2585]

"I can't hold him off much longer. I only have 17 stacks of totems left." Lmao JesterPenetrate is the best

[@jesterpenetrator]

Yes

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

Fr fr

[@Mike-ur5so]

I still think he have 69 stack totem left

[@BlazeHell]

@@jesterpenetrator The man the myth the legend here

[@Lololooplol]

@@jesterpenetratorpenetrate me

[@noxmore]

I love how whenever you parody someone, they voice act in your video as anyone *but* themselves

[@uiinpui]

yes lol

[@jevils_]

lmao parrot as the doctor and ashswag as obama

[@LatsiMC]

@@jevils_ what doctor

[@jevils_]

@@LatsiMC the parrot video

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

Fr fr

[@lightning_11]

2:49: "I can't hold him off much longer, I only have 17 stacks of totems left" is my new favorite JokerPoker quote.

[@XScarecrow1]

JesterPenetrate*

[@mariaeleftheriou7483]

Same

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

😑

[@jesterpenetrator]

Bruh, it's JesterPenetrate

[@GGGamesXDlol]

*1 7 S T A C K S O F T O T E M S L E F T*

[@KalicatYT]

The Heart Transplant SMP was fun, the battles, the friendship, the way you have to pay 1.4 million dollars for a heart transplant everytime you die. Now times are different with asswags dollar general wifi the SMP was ruined. As asswag is being stopped, so is the friends we made along the way. This SMP was never a joke and should not be treated as such, this really does hurt.

[@div_y]

the heart transplant smp will be missed

[@King_wis]

@@div_y heart transplant smp season 2???????

[@huzkingdom]

@@King_wis never coming i think...

[@Fox-onsnowymountain]

Yes I wanna see more HEART TRANSPLANT SMP on the DEADLIEST SMP

[@nansogaming5200]

It's coming back let's goo

[@Fluffy3DPrinting]

Someone needs to give this guy more funding and make this a TV series.

[@brothersfun123]

ikr

[@fabianmaximusleol5318]

So right

[@mintchoco73]

Yes

[@aquaspect]

Fax 😂

[@bobthetomato5837]

omg yes

[@litgaming2448]

I love how KitKat2 just has a random netherite chestplate as his plot armour lol. Made me burst out laughing.

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

Glad someone noticed

[@stickRoMini]

but just begging

[@anniekoso5934]

It’s protection 255

[@tomikun8057]

@@anniekoso5934 ngl if it was 65536 it would've been wayyy funnier

[@2taktik]

lol, yeah

[@OhItsPara]

at 2:42 you can hear jesterpenetrate's totem pop, its so alarming as he only has 1120398182481247989712488792147982471427891247878214798124 shulkers with 30 stacks of totems in each one remaining

[@Ri_Guy16]

“I only have 17 stacks of totems left” -JesterPenetrate 2022

[@GGGamesXDlol]

JesterPenetrate*

[@zedoryt]

3:18 The fact that jester penetrate has ender chest right behind him makes me laugh

[@The4thAD]

I like how this started off as joke vids and now the hearttransplantsmp has a whole storyline behind it

[@bobburger7067]

KitKat really travelled all away to Australia just to get quadrillion ping even tho he could’ve used nord vpn the sponsor of the video 😃

[@PositivelyWeird]

And also could've used code div_y for a 20% discount annually

[@King_wis]

@@PositivelyWeird also could’ve went to North Korea In nord vpn for even badder ping

[@Dronelex]

I did

[@timothy..]

@@Dronelex Kit Kat 2!!!!!11

[@Lolz_Lolz222]

spare me nord vpn

[@Witheric]

I love how the further we go into the video the more horrifically distorted their voices become

[@dfortheDELTA]

i love how at 3:33, you can see for a split second he actually checks his tab menu, which is pretty funny lmao, anyways amazing acting and voice acting every single video

[@matveytsarichansky8953]

its also possible to see the replay mod in 1:19.

[@masterofroblox687]

3:31

[@oshnik5]

😮​@@masterofroblox687

[@GreenemDev]

2:30 I need that as a quote

[@robertcarterjr1]

My favorite part was when JesterPenetrate said "Its Penetrating time!" And Penetrated all of them

[@asteroid889]

There is no escape from these jokes

[@Bloxstrosity6209]

@@asteroid889 its heart transplating time

[@robertcarterjr1]

@@asteroid889 Wdym? Clearly it's best part of the best movie. (Transplantius, 2022)

[@chrisgomez1262]

Ashwag has the penetrator

[@Goyfiver]

"I always hated your 7 11 wifi anyway" Is my new favorite line.

[@chrisgomez1262]

So funny like how he says he has tesco free sample Wi-Fi

[@GGGamesXDlol]

2:51 thats its a little amount of totems

[@thegamingteen44mc5]

The funny thing is, the aussie wifi joke is surprisingly accurate as i did win a pvp match against a superior opponent because my ping just played up and allowed me to land 2 free hits and gap up, thus turning the battle in my favour

[@MINER99]

2:35 "keed dreaming" lmao

[@Atonks]

"I can't hold him much longer, I only have 17 stacks of totems"

[@UnderscoreVenoh]

100% need to make this a constant series. This stuff is really funny! keep up the good work multiplication^b!

[@literallypizza511]

this is actually balling, too much lore to take in at once

[@StarBaller294]

1:51 bangi: can you stop eating gapples Caption : can you stop eating diapers

[@HyunMin0124]

Lmfao

[@AngelovandeKasteele]

Can you stop eating gold

[@BoredDev.]

2:08 heart transplant smp**

[@thermobarickitten1062]

i swear this guy is gonna keep making parodies AFTER the lifesteal smp ends

[@AAssetCools2]

no he didnt 😢 (even tho its not over)

[@RZRisPog]

This is one of the best lifesteal fan made videos I’ve ever seen, good job man

[@A_Viewer]

I love how Ashswag is a voice actor, but doesn’t do himself!

[@mariaeleftheriou7483]

3:23 he really thought he could kill JesterPenetrare

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

Literal bozo

[@mariaeleftheriou7483]

@@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh fr

[@jesterpenetrator]

Exactly

[@AlexandreHernandezvaldez]

Omg ​@@jesterpenetrator

[@touchqrass]

i literally died of laughter at 1:57 when his mic cut off

[@Jeffra_010]

This truly is an accurate represntation of Australia in every way... except the fact that kitkat isn't upside down...

[@ThatSkykidJuno]

...

[@_T1gris]

Even though your content is more restricted, you still pulled through and made a masterpiece! This was hilarious!

[@Wehttam_4]

This is just the funniest video ever. I am laughing so hard and yet it is also accurate, as I am an Australian and it is perfectly fine to have 400 ping in a Minecraft singleplayer world

[@memesforyou6120]

Same Here Brother

[@whalecoin4121]

i get 1fps so i can't play

[@filelost9194]

@@whalecoin4121 you're lucky, I have -3 fps

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Ayeee as a Kiwi we normally have 506 ping and 4fps on a good day

[@kittycatkaii3780]

As a person who lives in a forest, i have 14000 ping everytime i play hypixel

[@Darkcocacla]

3:07 immagine going in Australia after using the 3 g OF THE WHATCH end lagging ashaswag

[@InkLyned]

considering the limitations u had to put in, u did an insane job, 10/10!

[@div_y]

thank you, i’m really glad you liked it :)

[@InkLyned]

@@div_y gg

[@procksstuff]

yaaaa

[@GGGamesXDlol]

The voice of kit Kat actually sounds like the rekrap voice

[@bruhgage]

Kitkat2 be like : I’m bouta end this man’s whole career

[@memesforyou6120]

And Bran Flakes What A Unstoppable Team

[@PolandSnipingCentre]

*eats 10 stacks of gapples while in a cave with no threat in sight* "im pre-gapping"

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

I was tho

[@aman-vc2fp]

1:14 i absolutely love the millisecond-long screams

[@XScarecrow1]

"It's all because... OF MY DOGSH!T PING HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH" Meanwhile spoke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Truely inspiring words by ASSwag 1:22

[@kebabuz]

Rekrap when he realises he could have just called Spepticle instead

[@rinkooNOT]

Someone give this guy a award for making this movie

[@geniusglory]

Nobody: Me flying faster than ashwag to get to my pc to watch div_y's new video:

[@tanishquesoni7334]

2:15 the battle of gods

[@Bluealien-jv1fz]

Thanks for the time stamp

[@FlooGT]

Ah yes KitKats plot armor, sought after by many. Only possessed by the gods of heart transplant

[@procksstuff]

lol

[@PikaTM_]

I liked the part where i acted as pangi mid clown parrot spoke and mcclutch

[@div_y]

you carried the video

[@Ihatethishandlehdhdhdh]

Daddy pika

[@PikaTM_]

disintegrate

[@Ekmh123]

I like how description says ashwagg as *Former U.S President* instead of just saying obama

[@Sky_Lash-v9h]

0:12 My video actually froze (Idk why) on the part he was saying he has bad wifi, and I thought it was part of the vid😭

[@yeeter1437]

0:01 No way! That's my roblox game I created a year ago! That's hilarious. I'd love to do some sort of collab with you!

[@QUBIQUBED]

😂😂😂

[@Geotrax2]

Cap

[@Thegreatchair]

@@Geotrax2nobody fuckin wore a cap in this video?

[@Geotrax2]

Yeah ig

[@Xthlaka02]

@@Thegreatchair cap = fake

[@lapersonasona]

This video is so perfect, i appreciate all the effort you put into your videos :), you deserve a break ¡Have a nice day!

[@lapersonasona]

Btw nice dramatic effects

[@Progamezia]

It's very interesting that if someone's in a video(ashswag in this case),Someone else voices them and the actual person (ashswag) voices someone else (Obama) in your videos.

[@WaveForReal]

the spoke voice is so accurate at 1:13

[@maypex3727]

the most impressive thing about asswag is that he got Minecraft curios to log on for the first time in 8 years.

[@BoopTroop3r]

3:07 LMFAO THE SMARTWATCH🤣🤣

[@B1urpy]

as a certified australian i can confirm that the last part is 100% factual information

[@BlazeYTVX]

Love these parodies, excited for the next one.

[@ozymandiaz1002]

Ashswag is a menace and we all know it. I am really excited for this video

[@goldmagikarp9579]

“It will take approximately 20 years for those bullets to register on my client.” PFT

[@KATTersaurs]

Bro this is so good I watched this so many times! Plot armour, that’s so funnny!!😂

[@darkwr9882]

When the world needed him he returned

[@munkust]

honestly, rek does seem like the kind of guy who would go to Australia to beat ash

[@Mr9White]

Costco Sample Free Wifi got me💀💀

[@ducky1951]

1:25 love the guy running around lol. Btw idc if it wasn’t what ppl were expecting, it is amazing! Also 169% accurate :)

[@Kjackhammer]

The youtubers in question should do reaction streams! I would pay to see them!(well not actualy but figuratively!)

[@Ekmh123]

as a person of the ligma society, I agree this is true

[@vyzzuc]

woah

[@ciastko9202]

What's ligma?

[@litgaming2448]

@@ciastko9202 ligma ba-

[@AbuAlKarsh]

the moment we’ve all been waiting for welcome back div

[@pigeon_cheesburger]

yes welcome back

[@sparrowwing1729]

20 years later: Ashwagg: I finally got back to my full power! Time to take over the server- Server: Ashwagg has been banned from the server.

[@BearFestation]

0:14 explain alot actually

[@CheckmateRRY]

Bro that intro looked REALLY accurate to a real ashwag vid

[@forgetheftfgamer808]

Lmao as an Australian this is very relatable

[@theundisputedone5646]

I was having a stroke at 1 morbillion ping from laughing too hard. It will just take 69420 years to register.

[@severusantonnius]

These videos are just getting better and better!

[@KingKudo0]

The Voice Actors are crazy I love these videos!

[@kemcolian2001]

clownpierce: I needed the clout technoblade: *you did good, kid*

[@Chickennuggetguy1]

XD they both never die let’s be honest

[@thanatostart]

THE LORE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE TENSE ON THE HEART TRANSPLANT SMP

[@RealObliter8]

Bangi: stop eating golden apples!! Jesterpenetrate: but I’m pre-gapping Had me dying 😂 1:51

[@mariaeleftheriou7483]

Fr

[@hayuc6193]

so true

[@jesterpenetrator]

I was just pre gapping

[@mcdcblockblox9881]

Captions said stop eating diapers lol

[@Sanik_zum]

Amazing, the end where kitkat went to Australia was awesome.

[@Mr9White]

I cant stop watching div_y's old lifesteal smp vids

[@WhisPro]

I love that they used ashswag's voice for Obama but not for asswag

[@andoboy11]

How did that stalactite kill him at the end? It would of taken approximately 10 years to register!!!

[@NitriCola]

probably because he was hit in the exact same spot by a stalactite 10 years ago, ikr asswagg is a god

[@starlightrai]

@@NitriCola or… alternately when kitkat2 altered the timeline to be allied with everyone, a stalactite from the first timeline literally glitched over asswag because of his DOGSHIT PING (this is just completely bullshit)

[@retro1467]

this feels like a real ashswag vid the editing is on point

[@eighties25763]

He spent 3 months going to Australia just for a short footage, respect

[@div_y]

fun fact the footage was from lake las vegas LMAO i was originally planning to just have nothing there for the footage but i was on vacation there and was kayaking in the middle of the lake so i thought “it would be funny if i took a video here for that one part in the ashswag video” and i actually did

[@eighties25763]

@@div_y oh lol

[@manaphygames]

“my name is asthma” -the subtitles

[@channelname12616]

0:47 bruh how did the hermit challanges parrot get here from hermitcraft season 7

[@unixo332]

div i love ur videos even though u cant be as funny as u used to be u still make me laugh a bit

[@godofsleep-e5x]

As an Australian i can confirm we get 100000000 ping

[@PeamThePanda]

I have no idea what's going on but I can't stop laughing

[@ShadowPhoenixsMC]

Yo peam

[@imincent1767]

man you should’ve added a plot twist where he says “haven’t you realised?l. i have 10 trillion ping, so i anticipated your moves, 30 YEARS AGO

[@xxzackplayz_proxx4498]

Sheeesh . I love the part about jester penetrate said that asswag has 7 11 WiFi.

[@Loifey]

Asswag just have a good gaming chair

[@TlMEL0RD]

0:38 you should be asking how he broke the bedrock

[@Pauchok08]

as someone who lives in australia yeah no the ping is quite bad it takes 200-300ms for my sheild to register and when my wifi's bad idk about 2000-3000 very fun

[@div_y]

my condolences

[@IcyNinja797]

"I always hated your 7/11 WiFi" why does that sound so badass

[@BelderTheBlender]

I legitimately laughed out loud so hard watching this video man omg this is too good