PrinceZam Lifesteal SMP Videos Be Like

printham has an extremely complicated relationship with his best friend bangi, and gets into some silly shenanigans on the heart transplant smp. can he put a mending book on his friendship before it runs out of durability?
• I'm not safe here anymore
Actors:
PrintHam: ‪@div_y‬
Bangi: ‪@intronbyte‬
Secondary Bangi actors: Core, ‪@Med_exe2‬, ‪@P00fers‬
JesterPenetrate: ‪@PythonzFire‬ , PikaTM, ‪@P00fers‬
BlueBoons: ‪@intronbyte‬
Other Players: ‪@xyzophone‬ , ‪@P00fers‬, ‪@Sharkilz‬ , Newfound, CombustibleLemonade, ‪@FernMeta‬, Reia, ‪@Hypn0stic‬, ‪@AnonNullyLive‬, ‪@droonie‬
Voice actors:
PrintHam: ‪@ratrick‬
Ratrick: ‪@PrinceZam‬
Blueboons: ‪@RayLikesTofu‬
Bangi: ‪@ItsRyanStuff‬
Jester: ‪@div_y‬
Special thanks to ‪@PythonzFire‬ for lending me his server for video recording it was so dubby
Video at the start: • Lifesteal SMP Slander
Fight Scene Music: Just The Two Of Us
socials:
twitter: / divydend
discord: / discord
tags: div_y, lifesteal, lifesteal smp, lifestealsmp, smp, princezam, prince zam

[@PrinceZam]

this is the best video on youtube i love it so much

[@Salah-ig5ye]

i love you as much as I do this video 💙

[@5aesar]

the real print ham??

[@crantidote]

Print Ham! Very epic

[@hellobro3016]

Hi print ham

[@BlankLavender]

Yoo you voiced ratrick?!

[@reddoons]

bluboons

[@mia.626]

indeed

[@jesterpenetrator]

I agree

[@mia.626]

@@jesterpenetrator omg hi jesterpenatrate

[@IAmOnTablet]

YO WHY DID I NOT SEE UR COMMENT

[@sans1331]

dang bro its hard to find ur comment

[@Leowook]

W VIDEO... you are actually extremely funny

[@ClownKnightl]

Leotook

[@Salah-ig5ye]

Leo ur amazing

[@yasoorgamer1008]

LeoWook when he sees Leobased

[@mia.626]

hi leo

[@ActQ]

Leolook moment

[@Valldown]

I love how technically Print Ham was on 2 hearts throughout the entire fight with Jester

[@Valldown]

@tobis6519 yeah but in the fight with jester he has full hearts I'm pretty sure.

[@Valldown]

Yeah when ham is in the end he is on full hearts

[@thatnormiegirl106]

Ht1 door pvper:

[@hithereireallysuck]

​@tobis6519 Actually it was two hearts because Blueboons knocked Print Ham down to one heart before he killed Bangi​

[@Chickenman-fi9ty]

No but he got killed by blueboons

[@d4tenshi]

3:51 "take your doors back to roblox" 🔥✍

[@k9circle]

*seeks come out*

[@Micha-wb9oz]

​@@k9circletf is a seek?

[@k9circle]

@@Micha-wb9oz an entity in the game called “doors”

[@Susssssy932]

@@k9circleyea

[@redacted-tn3tp]

@@Susssssy932 yea

[@jesterpenetrator]

Guys that was a visual glitch, JesterPenetrate didn't actually die. But I have to admit, door pvp may become the new meta.

[@RockinReads]

Glad to hear that you didn’t lose, because we all know the jesterpenetrate has crippling anger management issues, we wouldn’t want that now, would we?

[@MasterBlackers]

yes

[@dapper_dill7105]

IS THIS THE REAL JESTERPENETRATE!?

[@J.I.B-theidiot]

bro had a bazooka and lost to doors

[@Carrot32498]

Bruh hes clown pierces alt

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

"You have the entire wealth of American guns and you're being beat by doors" -underrated quote

[@jennyjin1617]

“TAKE YOUR DOORS BACK TO ROBLOX!” and, “Go back to Mississippi where you belong.” are close seconds.

[@ryz.1]

when? time stamp?

[@poisonedmaple6874]

@@ryz.1 4:23

[@mask_vids9834]

I think it’s actually “I’m talking to… the audience.”

[@98O_goat]

I'm ur 1k like

[@AccursedFir]

The voice actors are actually insanely accurate

[@meFordeum]

​@@lordtism178 Prince Zam voiced himself tho

[@mia.626]

@@lordtism178 it’s not look in the description

[@AccursedFir]

@@lordtism178 it aint XD

[@RunTheProgram]

@@mia.626 it is look at the voice actor section

[@GoldenFoxMaster2]

​@@meFordeum no he voiced someone else

[@RiptideIII]

"We each got 20 hearts by spawnkilling jacksepticeye." I was dying rolling all over the floor.

[@BillTheDisaster]

3:30 "Can you let me BREATHE" - *JesterPenetrate's legendary quote* "If you want to defeat your enemies, penetrate their patience and exhaust them till they run out of breath." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War (HeartTransplant SMP Edition)

[@vladivascanu108]

Better wording next time.

[@cryoknightremaxgenomax2217]

​@@vladivascanu108 "If you want to defeat your enemies, penetrate them"

[@nothpx]

trollage​@@cryoknightremaxgenomax2217

[@solartree4189]

He couldn’t breathe as someone was penetrating his defences 😏

[@nothpx]

@@solartree4189 bro im dead

[@ShortNinjaa]

I wanted to appreciate the line “Take your doors back to roblox”. Let’s have a moment of silence for Print Ham’s self esteem

[@okeee-o8l]

Fax

[@Zairrrr]

LMAO as a doors sweat I appreciate this line

[@reitobias]

Pvp at roblox doors

[@Pangpang27-x1c]

Proceeds to die to seek

[@ray4237]

lmao

[@RayLikesTofu]

we gotta make an smp with the lifesteal voice actors one day man this shit is too funny

[@xyzophone]

shoot now i wanna va

[@albertgrey2641]

it would only be like 4 people tho?

[@xyzophone]

@@albertgrey2641 it would still go crazy

[@zankoza]

fr

[@Aoikitty]

The heart transplant SMP literally never misses this is so fucking funny

[@PiegonX2]

ok

[@Watermelon-c5d9r]

Hey no swear

[@dapper_dill7105]

4:14 is the funniest part of this video I swear. It’s such chaotic dialog that feels in and out of place at the same time

[@Ahalkaabi]

This a certified 💀 moment

[@equinoxxz.]

the "gotta hand it to you ham" IS SO IN BEAT.

[@sonicthefrontiers]

2:01 “No shirt shart club” The opposite of “No pants party” is just crazy I’m dying💀

[@kioskelis9598]

i love that everytime you get people to voice act as anyone BUT themselves

[@_CLOUDY_GACHA_]

REAL LIKE WHEN ASSWAGG VOICED OBAMA 😭

[@kioskelis9598]

@@_CLOUDY_GACHA_ ancient ahh comment😭

[@_CLOUDY_GACHA_]

@@kioskelis9598 ???

[@SilliousBillious]

The doors fight was immaculate Also that reference goes crazy 💀

[@skyboimc]

ive been replaced

[@div_y]

bangi moved out of texas im sorry

[@Marshall_The_Man]

actors need a raise

[@bobwithagun1]

Respect for princezam for tanking 59274628 million rpg shots on 3 hearts with 1 totem

[@pixelotilz]

W pfp

[@Showing_nim]

The fact that the editing and the voice acting is so amazing..

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

That fight between Printham and JesterPenetrate had such *steamy tension.* I could feel the *desire* to slay each other's in such *intimate, tight* fight. Truly, *hearts were flying* into the air. Literally.

[@ZootedBoi]

bro that fight made me feel something I have never felt before

[@RockinReads]

Woah woah that comment was a little steamy… I’m all here for needlessly romanticising characters beating the shit out of each other in a block game… I needa get a life

[@ThirtyZ]

bros a #1 wattpad writer

[@cheems6193]

And they where *penetrating each other with swords*

[@StormlordOG]

​@@cheems6193 long metal sticks

[@TyricSatyric]

4:05 "THIS IS NOT LIFESTEAL SEASON 3"

[@CONDENSEDGD]

but he has the entire wealth of America's guns

[@Savagecabbige78-ww8qw]

@@CONDENSEDGDso it’s lifesteal S5 and lifesteal S3 combined?

[@KwikBR]

@@Savagecabbige78-ww8qw wait you just made me realise this video literally predicted season 5, cleansing and guns

[@king_cariti]

@@KwikBR the cleansing was before this video came out

[@KwikBR]

@@king_cariti i honestly don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this

[@Ilikecats-xd4wd]

Can you make one of these for Astelina? I really like your videos! :D

[@div_y]

Thank you so much for the support!!! I‘ll add her to the list :D

[@Itsyourboidan]

The way he said "OH FR FR ON GOD" got me not gonna lie

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

These cut screams are the best. --Also refreshing to see the unkillable being slapped.--

[@redpain5416]

"I am ht1 in door-pvp" absolutely killed me

[@minem0n]

same

[@cherrycloud6396]

"ArE yOu ClEaNsInG mE?!" "yeah, get cleansed! >:)"

[@Lox-nk3oj]

That was so funny lmao

[@GrimmShane]

"THIS ISN'T LIFESTEAL SEASON 3-"

[@cherrycloud6396]

@@GrimmShane Take your doors back to roblox 😭

[@Skyroamer2]

the no shirt shart club had me dying 😭

[@_CLOUDY_GACHA_]

4:02 “BRO ARE YOU CLEANSING ME BRO THIS IS NOT SEASON 3 THIS IS NOT LIFESTEAL SEASON THREE”

[@intronbyte]

i played blueboon and bangi and i am telling y'all the server this video was shot in was chaotic, we completely destroyed the spawn areas after shooting was done and it was hell on earth

[@Kakarotmaybe]

bruh

[@caiookabe]

Nice

[@kimhoppis693]

Nice

[@KwikBR]

Nice

[@jincyroby2602]

Noice

[@yeetusthegod5932]

I always look forward to uploads from you. Your one of the few people I turned notifications on for. Also the fact this is 5 minute video makes it one of your longest

[@finavtn]

what did you need to edit

[@yeetusthegod5932]

@@finavtn I forgot to add that 5 minutes is one of the longest div_y vids

[@Dino_Desmond]

Yes

[@finavtn]

@@yeetusthegod5932 thanks

[@2taktik]

Yeah.

[@TrinityDoesStuff]

Gotta love how there's "Just the two of us" music playing in the background while jesterpenetrate and Print Ham are fighting with doors and guns

[@anshsrivastava1052]

Bro expected Print ham to master the most useless things in life (Sumed up in 10 words BOOM)

[@TheAverageDaniel]

"Bro are you Cleansing me?!" Got me on the floor laughing.

[@Random-tv3fh]

I swear these voices are scarily accurate.

[@RealBC]

Fr

[@hamzahaq610]

@@RealBCfr fr on god

[@Jp6g0]

I love how ratrick was voiced by zam and zam was voiced by ratrick this guy needs a raise

[@avgergarage]

every time div uploads, my heart skips a beat cause of how good the videos are

[@minem0n]

same

[@OhItsPara]

1:06 i laughed and still laugh so hard by hearing "oh fr fr?" by blueboons

[@timothy..]

fr fr on god

[@NierHaldo]

💀

[@_Yokiy_]

That door fight scene hit hard. The replay shots were sick!

[@outspade]

best fight scene ive ever seen…. for realzers

[@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1]

4:37 No way bro hit the sickest clip of 2023

[@CristalitOfficial]

Completely worth the wait, absolutely beautiful video!

[@cevlo]

I loved this so much that I watched this 3 times on repeat! Know this div, you're gonna hit 100k very soon with this type of content, love ya content man, keep it up!

[@danishwps]

3:12 when the best part begins

[@itssherif9777]

REALLY LOVE the effort put into this. The final fight was extremely EPIC. keep up the good work. uwu.

[@Lightningnam126]

bro the editing has improve so much!

[@ShawniYetz]

bro i came back and realized how accurate the gap chugging was

[@HayKied]

That pvp scene was comedic genius. Always live to watch your videos!

[@Slimet_]

03:30 this is how minecraft pvp should be

[@MelkInTheMicrowave]

0:27 I choked on my water 🤣🤣

[@dim_sum310]

Same lol

[@daniel5452]

As a princezam viewer I can confirm this is what happens in an average printzam stream

[@darkberry]

print ham*

[@radical7628]

It feels so good having structured and mature content for minecraft, nowdays it feels so rare to see something like this but i absolutely love it.

[@tomcantin4686]

"The only thing that mattered: his netherite chestplate!" this killed me dude

[@FranticVRLoL]

"We are NOT going to die" *not even a fucking second later* "after we died"

[@NotRedSDemon]

i love how the totem keeps changing skins when jester fights printham

[@BlankLavender]

Just the two of us worked well with the fight scene! Very good video :)

[@xelocity_]

bro i died when he sold his grandma's life insurance 💀💀

[@Yellowsam4145]

5:30 OH YO IT'S RATRICK FROM trapdoors.

[@onerandoman]

The fact he went so far as to recreate the no Pants PP into the No shirt *shart* club is hilarious

[@Itsice_boiiYT]

"Take your doors back to roblox" ☠️

[@PythonzFire]

I love the no shirt shart club

[@TheOldestPrimordial]

Bro was doing this one heart the whole time 4:58

[@InfernoSage]

No 2 hearts since he banged bangi while he was distracted with streaming

[@morgado1722]

Holy cow I completely forgot about that 😳

[@GlitchclanYT]

Two hearts because he killed bangi

[@BritishSalmon]

1:06 best reaction fr fr

[@morgado1722]

Oh fr fr

[@morgado1722]

Oh fr fr

[@max00_oo]

3:57 "yeahhh i bet youre low arent you" *BONK*

[@piggyjeff1514]

Am I allowed to ask why Prince Zam helped voice act, but didn’t voice act PrintHam? Or would this cause a rift in the time space continuum that would make Heart Transplant SMP reality?

[@jesterpenetrator]

This has happened a lot. He will get the youtuber to act in the vid as everyone but themselves

[@Speedcubesarebest]

"i was scammed by blueboons" 😂

[@88Cows]

5:39 HAD ME DEAD

[@RV1610]

High tier 1 in door pvp what an actual legend

[@RmationYT]

This actually auto played in my split screen and I thought it was real

[@retsag9977]

I really can’t tell the difference between the parody and the original. Very well made

[@wild_com]

Are you cleansing Me?! is the best line in this

[@poggingmilk9452]

,,my chat has been full of Jester Penetrates the last year‘‘ now thats a declaration of war right there

[@ClementGAUTIER-sv5wx]

I have already rewatched this 10 times and still counting, and i am laughing at it each time. This sure is a banger !

[@NickAndriadze]

Print Ham? He should've definitely been called Princess Jam... That aside this is easily the best -Lifest- Heart Transplant SMP video you've done so far, it's spectacularly hilarious and decently long too, wowee.

[@HarvAnimation]

I sure do love the Heart Transplant SMP

[@LisooYT]

4:18 bed trap? oh thats easy speedrunning /tp and /gamemode spectator /tp print ham /gamemode survival ;>

[@finavtn]

he has a point

[@BlackNightBS]

5:10 Bro literally me at 3:am

[@DSYK3]

this video is funny keep doing more videos like this! love your channel !

[@altjockey]

finally a new video of the heart transplant smp

[@RasplinYT]

Ham

[@RockinReads]

Ong is it rapkin :0

[@RockinReads]

Nah jk, it’s just Walmart jesterpenetrate

[@jesterpenetrator]

​@@RockinReads target is better

[@supersheep187]

1:57 the no shirt shart club

[@IAmOnTablet]

shark*

[@supersheep187]

@@IAmOnTablet I just rewatched the video, it is the no shirt shart club.

[@IAmOnTablet]

​@@supersheep187I mean, even the captions think he said shark, how he said it was a bit weird so we are both right & wrong

[@HappyHappyMan-y3f]

@@IAmOnTabletAt 2:02 it says no shirt *shart* club so it’s not shark

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

@@IAmOnTablet who’s gonna tell him

[@fouziashamshad4420]

This is like " if princezam watches his teammate die then watches his mind" His mind: should I take my reverb?

[@PeterSimakov]

1:59 “no shirt shart”

[@crimsonbtw]

I liked the part where Ratrick was on screen

[@ChiffoiMC]

you've outdone yourself this time

[@nie_agentu4444]

5:44 bro💀💀💀

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

Hearing Jester Penetrate say: "Gotta hand it to you, Ham: You're *really* tiring me out ;)" like that.

[@timmythestingray1937]

"parrot was right. failed a pald and you plad the fa failed the pla to plan the fail the if you fail the plan planned failthe theplan" This is the most correct spelling I have ever seen in my life. im so proud of pangi for spelling so well

[@banaza1327]

Print Ham VS JesterPenetrate is the best fight of all time

[@PandaTen10]

00:44 look at the the bed...

[@The_BrawlStarr]

that looks so cursed

[@notbluep]

the fact that princezam voices ratrick but not print ham makes me laugh

[@Vixen_ate_concrete]

I love how prince zam voiced ratrick but not himself😂

[@Torte_1903]

The “entire guns of the United States and your losing to doors” and the end are just so good, very well done, I’ve watched this so many times and it never gets boring, and just gets more enjoyable the more times I watch it

[@jeremiahg4295]

5:18 when clown pierce died was so funny

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

Who’s clown pierce

[@janwill1]

@@finethishandlehasbeenunremovedyeah who’s clown pierce I only know jester penetrate

[@Devil7V2.0]

There is only jester penetrate ​@@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved

[@Plumjet09]

This is JesterPenetrate

[@Kznrnify]

0:25 I died

[@deoxsis7982]

Rip

[@cucumber891]

Rip

[@SJ51]

-of laughter

[@RealN1fty]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO, GOOD JOB DIV

[@evil_stevil]

yes this is the best day of my life... BWAAAAAAAAA!

[@Hiveza]

Next video: PrincessWam meets PrintHam

[@notmeowth]

“take your doors back to roblox” is an incredible line

[@monuKamu]

why was this so sensual during 4:47