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[@minakhan]

This channel is so therapeutic. Deserves millions of subscribers.

[@craftwithfatima4146]

Yeah true

[@shekhartripathi4300]

Yeah.....great content

[@rujrooj]

ATTENTION IVY League Guy: I am also going through existential crisis is NYC working in World's biggest employer on 6 figures. But I would not recommend to take this path of going back and choose to become the part of the barely surviving economy. It's equalent to back in stone age. Yeah please do SWOT Analysis.

[@msaad8053]

Agreed

[@mohammadtayyab525]

Assalam o Alaikum! I hope you are doing well. Just asking for my own career planning, I am also in the mid of my career decision. You being in a good career position can give me a good advice! Since my graduation in 2017 in Mechanical Engineering from Top Institution, I have been trying to settle in Pakistan and get a decent job, as I never liked to leave my country and especially my parents and siblings whom I love so much. But, I am completely failed as I am not getting any reasonable job or career growth. For settling abroad, I am looking for the good options like US, Europe, with a plan to support my middle class family. In private jobs, I have not been successful till now. Now, i have two options, actually three this year, 1) either try for Govt jobs while staying in Pakistan, 2) Go to China for 3 year Masters and again comeback to do 'Khawari' for Private Jobs or spend another 3 precious years for PhD abroad. (I have got the scholarship but double minded about joining). 3) Wait one year and apply for US, Europe by taking the GRE. Can you give me any suggestions? Thanks in advance!

[@IndoPakCanvas]

Toxicity is the other name for Pk.

[@musharebmahar1111]

@@mohammadtayyab525 i would suggest you to wait for a year & try for US & Europe, keep chinese PHD as the last option, as i myself lived in china for a long time & i can tell you, except for few top universities in beijing & shanghai, rest of the universities offering PHDs are absolutely worthless, all you need to do is apply to get that scholarship, & forget about coming back to pakistan to look for a job, cuz in pakistan it doesnt matter you have a PHD or you’re a “Metric Pass”, you’ll probably end up being an accountant working on Excel in some private company, & at the end if you want to see any success in your life you need to forget “i can’t live away from my family cuz i love them”, those living away from their families love them just as much as you do, so you need to grow up & accept the possibility that you might have to live away from them for a certain amount of time in order to achieve something.

[@mohammadtayyab525]

@@musharebmahar1111 Thank you Mushareb for your reply. Actually I have applied for Masters and I myself was not so sure about China. I applied on three other scholarships as well and got this one. I am aware that going China is not worth it as I will have to come back... Can you tell me what is your career position nowadays? Are you in Pakistan after PhD from China?

[@indramaniarora7901]

For australian guy, if woman is asking for khula, then she cannot ask for mehr. AFAIK such divorces initiated by women in pakistani courts is termed as khula. Khula is a way for women to seek divorce in return of their mehr.

[@azee6532]

yes you're correct. And I am also residing in Australia and just about to initiate my marriage thing. So, it was an eye-openor to listen to that shit. Clearly, fraudeulent activities by people are rising especially if you're living in overseas countries.

[@ali.a9083]

Chawal Bluepilled Banda hai total simp. Even bought a diamond ring when they were disrespecting him. Ajeeb simp epidemic chal raha hai bhai

[@fahadshaikh9099]

@@ali.a9083 when you don’t have experience talking to women our desi boys be becoming simps all the time

[@ali.a9083]

@@fahadshaikh9099 fax, desi culture is gynocentric >Bollywood

[@mannykhan7752]

This is the #1 channel from Pakistan in terms of general knowledge and current affairs

[@ghauriofficial2172]

Aftab iqbal OMC and khabarhar are most documented shows

[@MSthesmart]

For Ivy league, if you want to serve Pakistan you don't have to be in Pakistan. You can serve it from US by working in Pakistan foreign office if that's your plan for CSS. Or first get experience in corporate and then your own thing in Pakistan.

[@hamzakhan9531]

I've noticed that youve been getting more bitter or annoyed over the last two years, like how you got annoyed with a moving chair (even though it was barely audible). I've seen many more instances in your recent videos where you complain about this or that. You often say that it's due to Karachi's issues and personal reasons. It's very off putting and I feel like I'm being an inconvenience. You're a pillar of the pakistani media community and your growth is a testament to your hard work, but what's the point if the trajectory of your content is more bitterness, instead of the comedy that you're known for? But credit where it's due, you have improved the standard of your content and you deserve props for it. Sorry if I offended you or pissed you off, I'm a fan and I wish you all the best.

[@Im_nanku11]

Ngl i didnt noticed this thing .. unka mind wo content dene ka ho jaha par background noise annoy na krey listeners ko ..

[@yellowlemondrop000]

Sadly I’ve noticed it too.

[@abdulhadi344]

For Australian guy If someone is so much intrested in your wealth she is highly likely to be scammer, don’t lose hope bro Best wishes for your future endeavours

[@mohammedzain8306]

Junaid bhai is very very real....he isn't different on camera and off camera

[@rohsiddiqui]

This channel should have at least one million subscribers

[@user-od5uu7ug2r]

For the Australian dude: hang in there, you sound like someone who has a good head on their shoulders. You gave her more respect than she deserved, that sort of kindness does not go to waste. It will come back to you, in a far better form. And if you’ve played by the rules all your life, haven’t done anyone wrong etc you should be confident in how the universe/God/higher power will look out for you.

[@naumanhamayoun3207]

Thanks Junaid bhai, I did my Umrah in Ramadan after watching one of your video about everyone should perform Umrah and Hajj in young age. I really inspired by your content and your work you been doing and following your advice In few month I got my visa, tickets and hotel and I was very privileged living in foreign country which helps me to get the visa and I was able to go to saudia. My stay was few days but All credit to you to change my mindset and i went in young age by myself

[@varanjain9051]

Jai Ho Ganji baba ki

[@hritikraghuwanshi2049]

Hail ganji

[@AmanSingh-cc2ci]

Ganja Ganja Ganja( in carry's voice)

[@gauravsoni858]

You are My favourite youtuber I have been watching your every videos for more than 3 years. You are a great man with good ethic and virtues. Kudos to yoy and keep doing this good work. May god give you a great health and good life.

[@azee6532]

To the last guy, I am also living in Australia and initiating my marriage thing after getting settled here, so it was a genuine eye-openor for me after listening to your email and all that shit that happened to you. Clearly, I'm cautious now as I'm also searching for someone from Pakistan and to the extent that we are also involving a couple of match makers. I could be wrong, but to me it seems kind of a fraudulent case whereby you were approached by this family and their intention was something other than getting married and settled. When they got aware of the fact that it is taking time for their daughter to settle in Australia, they turned their other switch on and did everything to get what they were eventually aiming for. I must say Allah saved you from hell of a life that one can foresee from this case. I would pray that you get a better half for yourself.

[@bilalali-bw8xf]

True I live in Australia as well I think giving away 20k shouldn’t be a bid deal and get a peace in your life God forbid if she comes to Australia then what she can is beyond unthinkable Even if she innocent her family will always be involved in her life so its a red flad, buy your peacr

[@aizazafar8490]

Regarding the last mail (closure one). I wanna add a point. When girl is in a parents house and have toxic people around, then they become negative automatically. Means that her family must be telling her negative things about you and portraying their character as superheroes. So girls usually think that the boy side is really bad so she keeps on throwing her toxicity on boy.

[@azee6532]

you're on point. This negativity thing affects in many ways and should be dealt with at the very intial statge of its inception. But the thing is our people don't care about that and especially if you have a controlling envriment in your home then you are not able to do much.

[@tanjaythakur]

I feel very bad why you haven't hit 1 million yet on both channels. . Please my dear Pakistanis share this channel more. . Love from India🇮🇳 . I really want Junaid bhai to become Pakistan's 1st Spotify Exclusive podcast. ❤️

[@tanjaythakur]

@@Simwaryahya Bhai India me boht hai, The Ranveer Show, Dost Cast, Figuring out, Warikoo etc. Etc. . Iss liye Pakistan me bola. Bakki Junaid bhai se puchna padegaa india se kitne viewer hai inke. I guess 30-40% toh hoge he

[@msaad8053]

pakistan mei jo log truth kehte hai unhein sensor kia jata ha sadly

[@tanjaythakur]

@@msaad8053 Sad to hear. Tbt by syed is also awesome podcast from Pakistan.

[@AmanSingh-cc2ci]

@@Simwaryahya Junaid bhi right winger hi hai PTI supporter hai

[@hritikraghuwanshi2049]

@@Simwaryahya so what even Moro invites maulvis

[@muneebahmad4378]

Mannnnnnnnnnn These help me a lot I always like these even if they're depressing

[@syedanasnisar846]

was desperately waiting for this therapy.

[@danishtariq7097]

Thanks for the Eidi. Eidi for all the Ganjiswaggers. 😂❤️

[@eccentricmemon9893]

Great work Mr.Junaid ..this channel is not less than any therapy Deserve atleast 10 million subs

[@keysh42]

I completely understand the question about Haj Umrah. Though I believe these religious practices are deeply personal. It's about one's individual spiritual journey, so why should it be made public? I live in the UK, born and raised here, and have performed Umrah several times without sharing my religious travels with anyone. That's because it's a private matter between oneself and their creator.

[@cgsolider3158]

My Favorite Podcast. I love how you give your Honest Opinion Junaid Bhai.

[@MSthesmart]

1:06:56 I also feel same as unmarried 24 year old American. I am becoming engineer from UC Berkeley but I am very skinny. I don't want someone marrying me because of green card or 6 figure salary. I want someone who is loyal to me. That's why I am considering marrying in US than Pak. I would wait till 30 to find a match for me then marrying I mean gambling in Pakistan. P.S: Junaid bhai apki har Ask Gangisawg mai marriage ka topic a jata hai tu asa comment karna parta hai.

[@mtalhaasif]

good to see someone calling typical pakistani marriage culture equal to gambling. goti lag gayi to lag gayi warna rul gaye sari zindagi.

[@MSthesmart]

@@mtalhaasif Bro it's a F gamble since my 3 out of 6 sister + cousin ended up being asking for divorce for their first marriage.

[@-tribaldemon-5949]

To the Australian guy, I’m also in Aus and I will never tolerate such. Treatment of me or my family. Get out of that situation otherwise you will suffer for rest of your life.

[@najmulhossain778]

Good to see you back

[@malangi31]

Last guy: bro you're too innocent, that's your mistake

[@adeelakhter4865]

I realised just now that I didnt change my FB status that I am married despite being married in 2017. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ab tou 2 bach hai mashallah. 👶👶 Changed the status to MARRIED just now!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZaybRaza]

Even if you're going to be friends with anyone just gather enough information about them to share your thoughts... Don't just jump into marriages and nikahs. Allah sb ky liy asaania kry

[@gtatutor9935]

IVY League Student: - You've got a good platform to launch off of. Utilize it by getting some experience in the US. If you don't want to do PE then do something else. Maybe join a startup with some altruistic mission to society (if you're financially stable). - The professionalism experience of overseas is something tangible and useful for the rest of your life. - Studying overseas is one thing but working there gives you a different perspective. - Talk to your uncle and see what he suggests as well. - Serving Pakistan can be done in many other ways. For ex. You've done PE and HF but VC can be another avenue to help create value in Pakistan, potentially making a massive impact on people's lives as the ecosystem here matures. Ramblings of someone in a similar boat :)

[@TheDartholiver]

the marriage in Australia story seems like a scam, girl included! if it sounds and walk like a duck, then it is a duck!!!

[@MrBalak-ml5ur]

Junaid bhai spotify pe ask ganjiswag 18 se pehle wali episodes available nahi hain.

[@Hammadali-jl3kr]

Sir I am very happy ke Apne apne subscriber upp karne kii Koshish kii insha Allah one day you are topp KZbinr and I am your bigg fann THANKS

[@themusicmonster2428]

The last story of guy scammed in Australia is ditto my brother’s story and coincidentally he is also from Australia and we all had gone through the same situation I mean 100% copy but the family who scammed us was not from defence but from Gulshan.

[@ibrahimm2012]

After knowing what happened to other we still do the same mistake over and over I don’t understand why as human do that .

[@azmatkhalid]

You don’t need to be in power to bring a change. You can start immediately. Look at Abdul Sattar Edhi

[@stayingalivewithsaad5351]

👍💯

[@faisalwahabkhan5310]

For the Ivy League guy, dude no offense but do something better in life than CSS. It's not worth it and it's not for people who WANT to do something for this country. People only do CSS for the perks. You want to do something good? Maybe help others achieve what you have.

[@amahmed5431]

I dont get one thing about Pakistani overseas try to search for marriage from Pakistan. For me its just a red flag because how are you sure they will select you for you or for your money and passport. To the brother in Australia try to search in Australia

[@MSthesmart]

I am also about citizen in US. I feel it's better to marry in US than bring someone from Pakistan to adapt. But problem is arrange marriage to Pakistan is used by parents to bring their siblings and relatives in overseas faster. That's why my brother ended up in cousin marriage. When I protested my parents told me they wanna bring Khala because khalo is no more. I said there are many Khalas if something wrong happen with another khalo Allah na karay tu mujhay bhi cousin marriage mai sacrifice karay gay. Now they allow me to marry in US but family should be Pakistani and Muslim.

[@Simwaryahya]

@@MSthesmart Family should be Muslims no matter from where they came.

[@MSthesmart]

@@Simwaryahya Correction practicing Muslim. I have seen some Pakistani Students in UC Berkeley who celebrate Halloween Christmas Holi. Having girlfriend boyfriend relationship. Larka larki galay mil rahay hain. Guys involved in alcohol and drugs. Girls wearing inappropriate clothes showing legs. I am not talking about all Pakistanis but some of them. There are Alhumdulillah practicing Pakistanis too guys who pray at Masjid and girl who wear Hijab and ignore guys.

[@taym2720]

@@MSthesmart lol good luck

[@daudi4793]

Junaid bhai not sure which Visa you applied for AU. You can call immigov and obtain an update. They dont have much staff to process the visa applications. The last part where the guy is in AU and the girl is in Pak. The spouse visa fee is around $8k and if he files for a divorce/separation the following will happen: 1. His visa fees will not be refunded. (money down the drain) 2. he cannot re-apply for another spouse visa until 3 years. The wait time for spouse visa is very long. I have been waiting for more than 1.4 years now for my spouse to come over.

[@xyn8798]

Im getting my nikkah done in about 6 days to the love of my life, he resides in Australia and I plan on moving to him asap. I always knew spouse visa takes a longgg time, but never knew exactly how long. You're probably someone who knows it better than anyone i can ask, since you're going thru it rn. I hope you can answer few of my questions, if it's not too much of a hassle for you. How long exactly do you think it takes for the visa? After my nikkah in a few days, how much time do i have here? Perhaps enough to enroll in some course or adp of 2 yrs? Is there something he could do, or i could, that makes the process easier or faster? I feel really bad that he has to spend so much to get me with him, and anything i could do to make it easier for him, id love to.

[@azee6532]

@@xyn8798 You can apply for visitor visa as he is already in Australia. you can give your Spouse visa proof in the visa application. That's teh shortest possible way to meet your husband and can live for at least 6 months.

[@HKMMUJTABAjr]

Junaid bhai aap AC ko steplizer say connect kar dain phir fluctuation say bhi karab nahi hoga

[@batsy941]

Last question. Need to learn girls perspective as well. I have seen in my own family for 1 year and more groom not taking his wife to USA. Whats the point of marriage then. Surely groom could have planned better during covid-19. Married at 25 means he is not mature enough to handle it.

[@hitormiss2362]

Listening to this at 3:00 AM

[@pakkahuwaallu1611]

Me

[@brigtm4723]

Well said

[@ehtishamsh]

***for ivy leage guy*** Try css bro, u can always have that job again. Might not get the same salary or not in NY but it is worth trying ig. If a decision is reversible, make it -a very inexperienced guy

[@abdullahaltaf3135]

To the Australian guy, (I hope you read this) It is fkn brutal what that girl and her family did to you. I hope this difficult time gets easier for you and I hope you get to move on fast from this. Baqi life is holding lots of good things for you in times to come and so just look forward to them. I believe keh Allah ne iss aazmaish ke baad aap ke liye boht bara reward rakha hai, in this world and also in the hereafter. So yeah Sir, I hope you get to move on from this fast and may Allah bless you with health, happiness and joys of life. Ameen. Sayonara!

[@iamarxalan]

Pakistani people are not realizing that Pak's Forex is below 7.5 billion USD. Dangerous time in Pakistan.

[@hamzaarif8526]

Thank you for an amazing episode

[@UsmanUsman-zv6hm]

My suggestion to the Ivy guy after the recent no confidence episode...Do you want to become a part of this filthy and corrupt bureaucratic structure?Its next to impossible to reach higher echelons of the government if you are an honest officer as mostly corrupt officers are preferred on the higher ranks..

[@fabihagm9593]

To the one from Australia. This have happened to a few more people. Just pray for yourself, this is a big deal only if you think so. Allah Malik.

[@husnainakram2802]

As a lawyer i can confirm he does not need to pay the mehr amount because there was no ruksati and secondly he didn’t gave her divorce they applied for cancellation of marriage.

[@kamranabbasmaddhu294]

Why this episode is not on Podcasts?

[@markrocket7716]

I really really love this channel and feel so bad for Looking for closure, question :(

[@faktfinder]

I was dragging my feet when he said aby kon kursiya 😂 n i was like what you can hear me

[@ayeshamazhar5482]

I was dragging a stool🤣🤣🤣

[@mirzaahmed017]

Thank you so much Allah bless you and your family n team Ameen

[@imu75]

48:22 wife Cannot ask for Maher in case of Khula and before rukhsati… chk with Islamic scholars

[@ahadhafeez1]

Why this episode is not on Spotify?

[@afrozqazi8356]

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullah Junaid bhai Eid UL ADHA MUBARAK &your family. May Allah give you and your family good health and prosperity.

[@goyakhan717]

42:16 Nice joke by a great comedian 🤣

[@noorfatimanoorfatima3724]

For tha last question bhai ap ky Lia mera pass bhut acha proposal Hai from my family we are not lalchi ❤️ Allah ka shuker Hai

[@umarsahi777]

Yeh wohi AC hai Junaid bhai jisko ap ne endorse kiya tha. 😂

[@sultanbaloch9529]

Chalo shukar hai episode aayega 🥰🥰

[@servantof1god]

Thanks!

[@zoyasaad0]

LEGEND

[@BHULLARs208]

THANKS JUNAID BAHI☺👏👌

[@sportscity5487]

How i can ask u question ?

[@LYFB]

Last email is mind-blowing for me how pathetic people are ...!

[@sohailqureshi22]

Love your work

[@hajrajawaid2808]

To the guy for the last email, you really should visit Pakistan once either to just give it one last chance before the divorce.. even if doesn't work out, you will get some form of closure. Goodluck.

[@ethanhunt3419]

this is now turning to fazool questions and answers

[@Luminous84]

Kya eid ke din record kya hai

[@iqrarahkhan]

22:18 Plot twist : Relatives also watching this 😂

[@tmlondon3070]

Useful Q&A👍🙏👌💯

[@salmanmohammad2945]

love you Junaid bhai from Bharat.

[@toobaq95]

Always blaming for the guy for your problems is not the answer about the EM affair .....the step mother should be punished for her actions

[@rkhan7925]

To Australian brother, she would have dumped u after coming to Australia as she is dumping u now it’s all about haq mehr and permanent residency

[@azee6532]

So true. I live in Australia and these cases are so common these days. People are after PR of Australia and Canada and they want it desperately as it has now become very diffcult to get it by legal way.

[@manu.ba374]

LOVE YOU❤

[@maqpi8335]

I wait for these videos like my life depend on it :p

[@pakkahuwaallu1611]

Dr solangi wen?

[@shravangupta4828]

1:08 koi jenny wenny ke saath bondi rescue karo yaar. btw kya kisi ko 'bondi rescue' binge watch ki aadat lag gayi hai?

[@talatghouri5196]

soothing❤️

[@fatima-is6kv]

East and west Junaid bhai is the best

[@atharali1027]

To the ivy league guy Plz plz plz don't come to Pakistan. My elder brother is working in federal bureaucracy ,was a very optimistic guy but lost all hope after serving in bureaucracy for 10 years . Now he tells everyone not to join civil services .

[@fahadansari2014]

18:10 Junaid Bhai New airport of Jeddah Is Really very good. If you go through Saudi Airline You will land on New Airport. Old Airport I agree Is really Bad.

[@nyrmilnanji5045]

Kursi ki awaz se yaad aya...can you please invite Dr. Solangi? It's been a while kuch horror nahi aya 😅

[@aryan5391]

❤️

[@rohandante]

What is khalli balli ?

[@cyberkhwn]

my bro its not khalli balli instead its " khalli walli " , and this is junaid bhai's favorite thing to say and it means that just let it go, leave this shit and lets move on etc

[@rohandante]

@@cyberkhwn Thanks.

[@jawbrekaa]

To my Aussie bhai, Bhai Australia may dohndo, I do the same here.

[@sachinrawat2647]

Wo ivy league waale jaisi stories to india me bhi hai kaafi, iit graduate , working with better packages in foreign countries, but suddenly left their job and start preparing for upsc.

[@anshumanjaiswal133]

most of upsc toppers are iitian

[@arsalanahmed5706]

ivy league wale spend 3 months in Karachi n study how much useless information you have to learn for CSS n it is useless course then decide or else join JDC

[@Waniakz]

Please talk about Karachi issue

[@IamfarhanBaloch]

Sir g 😊mamo ne video dekh le ha 😂agli bar cake le k nhi jana

[@IAMSTUPAAD]

Yar bohoat bukh lag rahi hey or burgeroclock deliver Nahi karrahey 😥

[@nabeel685]

Mjhey smjh nahi ata k hamrey liye dua kijeye ga.Agar dua qabool ese hoti to Palestine or Kahsmir azad hota.jitni dua jumma eid or log haj umrah me kerty heyn aaj

[@hamidali8937]

Now u done a right job just put a mic next to ur mouth👏 perfect voice

[@sadaa-e-hayat7091]

24 years old girl. Having family issue I wanna talk to you if possible. If you are reading this comment.

[@ACE-mu5qx]

Mail your issue to him

[@binteyousuf1701]

Australia wala scene is a scam. Give her khulaa, don't need to pay haq meher

[@ghasifgillani]

Sir looking forward to your advice on my e mail

[@SamiSami-kt3ro]

yes

[@mz12390]

To the australian guy. Hope you are well. They must have sued you in pakistan. According to shariah haq mehr nai milta khula ki surat main. Please look into it. Maybe legal system follows the sae shariah law and maybe thats why they had to sue you k intimidate kr k ha mehr bi nikalwa lenge. Aap ko jewelry gifts wagera pe shayad fatiha parhni paray as those exchanges are never on paper but dont let them have the haq meher and i agree aap bach gaye. Agar spouse visa pe aa k divorce tk baat puhunchti to she would have been entitled to have of your everything. That would have stung more

[@salehashakil2849]

Pesy Wesy ka bhi koi chakr nahi raha. Pesy say zeada cheezen lay jana behtar hy atleast fruits wagera achi price pay mil jaty hen isi trha khany peeny, kapry wagera bhi achi deals pay mil jaty hen. So pesy q den

[@ahmedmaaz2341]

Nice