😂😂😂 "I don't know if she's gonna pay for her wedding with her unemployment check or her LINK card" lol Damn
@MotorCityKev7 жыл бұрын
Tina Thomas 😂😂
@kimberlybrabson69445 жыл бұрын
WTH?????????
@normacabrera19615 жыл бұрын
I bet she was uninvited after this 😂
@ngrp275 жыл бұрын
@@normacabrera1961 well she must be happy then
@TaeRokk11B4 жыл бұрын
@@normacabrera1961 bridesmaids jumped her probably lol
@FlairelleNet10 жыл бұрын
A lot of people think he is joking but things like that really happens. He is not making that up
@TGURL975 жыл бұрын
Flairelle wow, really?! That’s wild!
@JSmedic15 жыл бұрын
@@TGURL97 ... Ahahahaha! Yeah, that stuff is real.
@dodowhisperer21145 жыл бұрын
In a stand up he did, he said that exact story
@elthongonzalez47105 жыл бұрын
@@TGURL97 yea it's called the hood
@fraist15 жыл бұрын
@@elthongonzalez4710 lol the neighbor"hood" dont go acting cool
@connie52618 жыл бұрын
Who else is binge watching Ask Steve?
@connie52618 жыл бұрын
Angelina Temelkovska LOL!! Wow!
@tallywithme8 жыл бұрын
I am pure trash... Watched all of them all damn day 😩
@kenyagirl20098 жыл бұрын
raises hand me too
@TW2Vlog8 жыл бұрын
Oh, good! I'm not alone!
@jlw219948 жыл бұрын
Me!!!
@irishmexicanlandlord6 жыл бұрын
I remember when Uncle Steve talked about his nieces raggedy wedding in his stand-up comedy... Woo!! Takes me back!! 😂😂
@dianagil39354 жыл бұрын
Lokecaiiamosasmujeres
@TheMan7502 жыл бұрын
He left out the bridesmaids story
@Steve_Chronicles2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMan750 oh yea didn’t he say that two of them we’re strippers
@romillybasson85612 жыл бұрын
@@Steve_Chronicles he sure did
@Steve_Chronicles2 жыл бұрын
@@romillybasson8561 and one of them had a tattoo of a snake and it was bitting at that um….private area
@23imansaray8 жыл бұрын
I remember him telling that same story for the Kings of Comedy movie. It was funny then too.
@SheniceSays2146 жыл бұрын
Isatu Mansaray it's STILL tripping concert
@jerriezungia28685 жыл бұрын
He never said that on kings of comedy 😏😏😂😂
@PURPLERAIN434 жыл бұрын
It was on his still tripping comedy special
@austinburras29933 жыл бұрын
@@jerriezungia2868 he did but it wasn't for the TV special it was a different show that was part of the same tour
@robjackson52453 жыл бұрын
Way more graphic!
@jennifergraham51062 жыл бұрын
She's trynna get outta going to the wedding, and Steve's trynna go 😂😂
@joiisler89862 жыл бұрын
Steve knows how to “butter his bread.” These people helping him keep his Paper Flowing.💭✍🏾🎤💰😂
@lylytorrence48905 ай бұрын
😂😂
@thedarci136810 жыл бұрын
Hey Steve, perhaps the limping pigeon was on house arrest as well??:))))
@saloos37114 жыл бұрын
The Darci 13 Hahahaahahaha lol
@jasmineasha29244 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@peaceporter90892 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😭😭🤣🤣🤣 THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO BE PINNED 🤣🤣😂😂😂 I'M DYING ☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️
@TheCreativekitty9 жыл бұрын
For anyone who hasn't seen it. Steve talks at length about the hood wedding in his stand up routine 'Still Trippin'. I watched it earlier this week. I laughed so much I cried.
@cccadrians4833 жыл бұрын
Same here. I've seen it a few times and it's still funny.
@DM-ct8gq2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I am going to search it.
@ladennayoung29392 жыл бұрын
He released an animated version of that on here a few months ago. It was pretty funny to me. I hate that it seems as though he stopped doing that.
@TadashiYasahiro2 жыл бұрын
Bruh thank you for that! I just finished it and I cried!! I done kicked myself from out of the cover and my sides hurt! I needed that 🤣🤣🤣
@ITSTEMP2X7 жыл бұрын
Not the ankle bracelet😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😭
@Bayouma7778 жыл бұрын
This whole story is just TOO funny!!! 😀 "Oh, no, Marjorie, we not going, I told you not to come!" 😛 My ankle, my ankle!! 😄😄 "Please take me to your cousin's wedding, 'cause I write material off of people like your cousin!!!" 😃😁😃😁😃😁
@justlooking12993 жыл бұрын
Tbh I want to know if this is real because this story was told on his old stand up and I thought he was married to another wife
@SofiaGonzalez-sc6fo3 жыл бұрын
Amber Williams he probably doesn’t want to bring up his ex’s name.
@DeathRowMakaveli3 жыл бұрын
@@justlooking1299 can you send me a link
@blacktheripper98702 жыл бұрын
What you didn't hear in this was that they had Bologna sandwiches cut into 32s. You had to go around the tables 8 times to make a damn sandwich!
@jacomananzan6262 жыл бұрын
@@blacktheripper9870 Just listening to the story not only made me laugh, but I knew I would lose my mind if I attended a wedding like this.
@MissRichardsonWrites10 жыл бұрын
I loved the way Steve tells this story better on Still Trippin! But it was still funny though!
@TheCreativekitty9 жыл бұрын
ladya5 TOO funny. I laughed until I had tears on my eyes.
@keishaizawesome28367 жыл бұрын
ladya5 Thats the part that cracks me up the most lmfao
@ritahendrix616 жыл бұрын
ladya5 😂😂😂!!!
@dshadow31738 ай бұрын
Steve's full story about his Niece's wedding is hilarious. "Who do you know gets married on a damn Wednesday?" 🤣
@ayaanwarsan4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist , it's actually her wedding and she was waiting for ask Steve and receive. 😅😅😅😅
@underwaterseas9 жыл бұрын
I remember when he told this story in one of his standups.
@lashaysexy22308 жыл бұрын
me too
@lexiepickles91538 жыл бұрын
me too! lol I was reading comments to see who else noticed.
@lexiepickles91538 жыл бұрын
me too! lol I was reading comments to see who else noticed.
@tbone241006 жыл бұрын
Still Trippin!!
@marcmorganjr83255 жыл бұрын
underwaterseas it was Still Trippin
@VET76326 жыл бұрын
House arrest and the wedding has to be near the house..🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️ really Steve!!!!
@MrSick34 жыл бұрын
My lockdown binge watching is Ask Steve and it's a great choice! 🤣🤣🤣
@jasonwins96272 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@fattytabaddie32535 жыл бұрын
This story never gets old
@jddrew100010 жыл бұрын
That wedding would a "Comedian's Dream," Steve know all about that!
@karlwashington641410 жыл бұрын
The Ask Steve segments are as funny as Steve's comedy routines
@ettelchavarosenbaum39578 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but fried chicken and plastic cutlery sounds like outright FUN!
@MZKISSESGETITRITE038 жыл бұрын
easy clean up
@tommypham75725 жыл бұрын
Yea for a 5 year olds birthday party
@torisefford9895 жыл бұрын
I agree,at least you know it wont be a "pretentious" wedding
@teresamcmurrin86725 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@johnw20265 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have that than snails at any wedding. Went to this fancy wedding where they were serving...i forget what they're called, its a French name, but its snails. Tried one. NEVER EVER AGAIN! (Is it escargo??)
@skymartinez77265 жыл бұрын
Yall know Steve had a flashback when he heard this story.🤣
@romillybasson85615 жыл бұрын
Steve told this story at one of his stand up shows. It’s hilarious 😭😭😭
@snowbird13815 жыл бұрын
Pigeons are technically called rock doves so they’re not that far off 😂
@dimpleeyes10 жыл бұрын
Oh Ms. Denise, please go to her wedding💒, take Steve and a video camera.....PLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEE??????
@patriciaalston76235 жыл бұрын
Please take him and we want to know what happened
@myrahj14825 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 His Ankle Buzzing!
@leiaclark83885 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this video at least 5 times and it’s still hilarious!
@barnitacheek62582 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@Leonidas66746 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot sip a beer throughout this segment, at all. I dare anybody to try to drink a whole beer, while watching this relaxing bet you won't make it. Steve's the man
@DeathRowMakaveli3 жыл бұрын
faaacts
@patricialabdon15442 жыл бұрын
The one that crack me up was the one with the ankle bracelet. Hahahaha! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
@knxcholx10 жыл бұрын
These just get funnier every season!!! I swear to God!!!!!
@Valkyryshadow4 жыл бұрын
PG version of one of his old skits during his stand-up days: STILL FUNNY AS HELL
@sensimania3 жыл бұрын
Yup, I got invited to one of those "hood" weddings that they obviously couldn't afford. They managed to get a slot for valentines day. During the run up to the wedding, they started text messaging guests (including me) asking of they could "chip in" for various elements of the wedding, and STILL expected a gift on top of that 😳. They asked me to pay for the flower arrangements (which would've been £200). I said "NO! If you can't afford to have the wedding by the date that you booked it, then don't have the wedding until you CAN afford it" 🙄 Not sure what the rush was, but she's the one who proposed to him, so maybe she didn't want him to get cold feet and cancel.
@itsskyler986 жыл бұрын
I remember him telling the story of his neice in one of his stand ups. 😂 Love hearing the story.
@shavonnehamilton3645 жыл бұрын
Releasing of pigeons..... i’m crying 😂😂😂
@ryan_fsk2 жыл бұрын
Dang , Steve learned alot and is very smart with people , people's situations are answered truthfully
@shirleyekuh95066 жыл бұрын
Watching this video made me to burst out of laughter forgetting I am in the office. I really enjoy your show
@504hotboy10 жыл бұрын
This remind me of my uncle wedding 16 bridesmaids & groomsmen, 2 Jr groomsmen & brides , 3 flower girls and All the groomsmen was wearing a zoot suit w/ a chain link on the pants, a durby hat and cane in the middle of July. That day was hot.
@Chaana_Yahawadah5 жыл бұрын
Hot damn 😳🤣🤣
@fabulouslifeinchrist13495 жыл бұрын
lol
@tashawilliams80933 жыл бұрын
😆
@Ravenex25 жыл бұрын
The part about the pigeons and chickens flying out the gate was hilarious! He said one chicken was hopping on one leg!!!
@janetkeen82802 жыл бұрын
"Please take me cause I write my comedy material off of this"! I totally believe it and it's extra funny when you perform it! Love you!
@KATHERINEMARIA-ks9sk4 жыл бұрын
I love going to raggedy weddings so I can make myself feel better about my extremely high standards of life
@jeanrtattegrain40578 жыл бұрын
you made my mom laugh like crazy❕😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@AmandaMo893 жыл бұрын
First heard this on Still Trippin’, 10+ years ago! It’s still my absolute favorite skit of yours! “Them girls up there, looked like a bag of skittles!” 😂😂😂
@lisazvingowaniseyi27793 жыл бұрын
I can’t watch Steve while l am eating. I am almost chocking on my food omg. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣 Take me to your cousins wedding...
@gaxgaxgax1234able5 жыл бұрын
He just performed his stand up bit hahaha thats a classic episode right there. He should do another stand up.
@tracy-ux8bm6 жыл бұрын
I remembered this bit in part of his stand up😂😂
@jeanettekniebusch95326 жыл бұрын
Shouldnt be a snob.Some people dont have money but they deserve to enjoy their wedding.
@brett84606 жыл бұрын
She's asking for too much to be poor. She needs to have a courtroom wedding and call it a day.
@SuperMrsMar6 жыл бұрын
@@brett8460 you can be broke and have a nice wedding, you just need to adjust your expectations. I went to a wedding a few years ago where they spent less than $500 for the entire event. No flowers, a friend took the pictures, mom did the cooking, 50 close guests, small cake, in the park, minimal decorations. We had a great time because we knew and loved everyone there and got to spend a great evening with them. Small inexpensive weddings are more personal and far less formal. It allows you to relax and enjoy yourself more.
@fiaaogaleatualevao38412 жыл бұрын
I love it when he tell all about his family all the time i kept dying of laughter
@rachelmoten24245 жыл бұрын
Omg if nobody has seen the stand up where he's talking about his neices wedding you have to! It's hilarious 😂
@KyrinChase4 жыл бұрын
This story was even funnier when Steve told it during his "Still Trippin" Comedy Special. He goes more into detail
@fredrickaquinn16194 жыл бұрын
A lot of the things that he say or talk about they are really true. There’s no beating around the bush with Steve Harvey. He always gives is honest truth. He jokes a lot on his show, but everything he say is true. Stay blessed and stay prayed up Many blessings to you and your family 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@Umbilal2716 жыл бұрын
Please take me to you cousin wedding 😂😂😂😂
@thorisomolefe22765 жыл бұрын
We all want to go
@BirdsofParis5 жыл бұрын
Thoriso Molefe I damn sure want an invitation. Hell I’ll pay $50 in fees, I just need to go 😂 Weddings like that are the most fun and heartwarming imo
@miltonbrownjr37552 жыл бұрын
His niece's wedding story was priceless & so was the trip 2 South Africa 👰🇿🇦
@jamirmuzik794210 жыл бұрын
He made the same joke in his Commedy MOVIE ABOUT HIS NIECE WEDDING
@trish83215 жыл бұрын
I wonder how his niece felt watching this lmao
@pazvababe895 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂hahaha I done died of laughter,pigeons and chicken.
@TY-dg4il5 жыл бұрын
OMG i can't stop laughing God bless you man
@RayzorBlade4 жыл бұрын
Oh I never get tired of this story. He told this on his stand up, the birds part tho lmfao
@jerzcnate8 жыл бұрын
well pigeons are rock doves so that counts as releasing doves :-)
@aresadavis964610 жыл бұрын
Laughed till I cried
@lynn.d10154 жыл бұрын
Weddings are fun ! The raggedy ones are the best .
@debbiedean31652 жыл бұрын
😂❤️🤣 “you got to take me to this wedding “,
@FullRetardPoliceNGFT10 жыл бұрын
We need to see video footage of this wedding. Perhaps she should offer to be on the camera crew instead of bridesmaid? Or even photographer? I always wondered how poor people afford weddings.
@deborahbell69755 жыл бұрын
Court house, weddings in the backyard, small weddings...lots of different ways for "poor" ppl to get married thank you.
@teresamcmurrin86725 жыл бұрын
My wedding came in at less than $100. It was small (~30 guests), and fairly informal. We had use of the church and parish hall for free. Friends all chipped in--one friend & I made the bouquets out of craft flowers. One did the photography, one brought a nicely decorated sheet cake. One friend did all the liturgical music (we had a full Mass), her ex-son-in-law was a DJ & handled all the rest of the music. Our pastor & his wife supplied most of the refreshments, several guests brought dishes & beverages. I had three bridesmaids, & told them to wear whatever they felt most comfortable in. My own gown was a beautiful tie-dyed dress with Asian-style sleeves. We didn't bother with written invitations or fancy decorations. You don't need a lot of money to have a beautiful celebration, just a lot of love...💗
@MariaNkitu4 жыл бұрын
Nobody said that wedding has to be expensive. A lot of people have expensive wedding to show off.
@lindabitwayik16216 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha, this is too hilarious, can't stop laughing, especially when Steve tell the audience about. His. Niece 's wedding, and for that , lady s couisn is well lucky she gets to have celebrity on her big day, something that she never forget, people who ant no money throw big wedding, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 made me laugh the way Steve said it ,
@paulawinston32533 жыл бұрын
Steve he is so funny I crack up every time he is a legend honestly
@mosimanyaka40264 жыл бұрын
I love it when he tells the stories 😂😂😂😂😂
@JoseOrtiz-fz3xi6 жыл бұрын
Funniest Ask Steve video I've ever seen. 😂😂😂👍
@user-oo6hg2kz4c6 жыл бұрын
That unemployment check comment was unnecessary
@ayaanwarsan5 жыл бұрын
It's 4am and I have lectures at 8am but nah 😍 it's Steve marathon
@joannephilbert77935 жыл бұрын
Lmao! There was chickens in there and one bird even came out hopping😂😂😂
@GetTheGrandFunkOut10 жыл бұрын
Steve, you've got this one right!
@luisvalencia56042 жыл бұрын
These ask Steve’s be so therapeutic 🙏🏽
@joiisler89862 жыл бұрын
I know, right? He makes my life seem so Normal.😂
@valentinemelly21382 жыл бұрын
I Am Dyiiiing!! I love me some uncle Steve 😂😭
@HaibTshajHaib5 жыл бұрын
Too funny. I'm laughing so hard. My mouth hurts!
@valerieahjahli95263 жыл бұрын
Not house arrest!! NOOOOO😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@weahbettytwum94487 жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing
@drewhetherly19137 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of a Jeff Foxworthy bit called my cousin sherries wedding😆
@austinburras29934 жыл бұрын
The full story of his niece's wedding can be heard on his comedy special still Trippin
@annamaywilson69662 жыл бұрын
I can't stop smiling watching Steve Harvey, may God continues to bless his future,am a writer but been old school dont no how to make money with my talent,so hats off to Steve who has all his talents working for him.love u God bless.
@bratchbone19928 жыл бұрын
I stay watching Ask Steve and #Hashtags holler if you hear me lmao
@KjtheRnBGangsta5 жыл бұрын
He talked about this on one of his comedy specials😂😂
@shirley75773 жыл бұрын
one of my FAVE episodes!
@blahblahblah37228 жыл бұрын
There's NOTHING wrong with Popeye's chicken at a wedding. It's the BEST chicken in the world!
@pjpj34163 жыл бұрын
I DISAGREE
@vivianavillarreal794 жыл бұрын
I've heard this story a couple of times from him Lol .. Makes me laugh every time! 😂 But,I'm reality I think she was expecting a ask Steve and you shall receive!!!?? 😂🤣🙄😂🤣🙄😂🤣🙄😂🤣🙄
@m.e.b.2554 жыл бұрын
Poor people's parties are the best! I'm poor, I know it. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@donelion64595 жыл бұрын
Funny how such people tend to throw a good party , sometimes 😌
@thorisomolefe22765 жыл бұрын
Bride to be: Okay baby but how we gna get the chickens to fly out the cage Groom to be: We'll put a squirrel in the cage too
@Blessedchild43 жыл бұрын
Not the lame bird hoppin out the cage😂😂😂
@JM-et3qq6 жыл бұрын
150 people? 😂 pacific Islanders weddings have atleast 300 people to 1000 lol and they broke
@moonlyonegodharris83767 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! But in the end, the point is, "they got married" which is pleasing to The God & more rewardable in this life & the next. But, still, hilarious!
@adamsamuel85933 жыл бұрын
The vows says clearly "till death do us part" people foolishly believe they have to be buried with their wives in graves or meet them in heaven. Sex and lust will no longer be a choice.
@mwhitehall8894 жыл бұрын
Truly funny man....birth to be a comedian. Blessings.
@erikadavila65745 жыл бұрын
I remember Steve's story from his stand up lol
@ifti13112 жыл бұрын
The lady in blue behind the lady talking is BEAUTIFUL!
@ashleymitchell85288 жыл бұрын
I'll eat Popeye anywhere
@jennlenay5705 жыл бұрын
Omg hilarious and needed a good laugh today.
@Beautiful22199 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh to tears!! lol :)
@MJ-vu8fu5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao instead of Steve given her advice he askin if she can bring him along 😂
@commess12 жыл бұрын
Steve has to be making up this story! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tiah19272 жыл бұрын
Girl, you better go to that wedding. Who cares if its cheap, that’s all they can afford, she still deserves love….
@Gheuns32513 жыл бұрын
If I was her cousin I would kick her out for being nasty . Who gives a damn if it’s plastic , spoon and paper plates .
@paulettesmith77875 жыл бұрын
"Flat broke", I can't
@TmoneyBasketball Жыл бұрын
0:24 Steve knew it was going down😂😂😂
@debrajenkins74154 ай бұрын
I always watch him he makes my depression go away for at least for awhile ❤❤❤❤❤❤