Ask The Brofessor 16: Small Ankles, Vegan Lifters, Injuries

[@italianpsyco2826]

if a injury is causing you pain. make the injury feel pain by hurting it back.

[@salimdeaibes]

Wheymen

[@baddicusbrunner9729]

What's 9+10? "My age limit." Fucking genius

[@billytheweasel]

Looked like a quick comeback, but Bradley had to work on it for a month.

[@vlad.6285]

billytheweasel Bradley?

[@billytheweasel]

Vladimir A Yes, Bradley, a verb. To 'Bradley' is defined by Websters as, "When a person cums in someone's ass (male or female) and then sucks it out with or without a straw. The person sucking cum out of an ass does not necessarily need to be the person who put it there to be a Bradley." Hope this helps to clarify things. Glad I could help.

[@vlad.6285]

Oml

[@billytheweasel]

Vladimir A Yeah I'm a helper!

[@Andrew..J]

My doctor says i shouldnt deadlift. I said "fuck you, and fuck my herniated disc, put on 8 plates"

[@levistrauss5378]

Tell that punk ass injury to shut up if it knows what's good for it.

[@jcdaniel637]

use your herniated disc as a collar to keep the weight on

[@k1dspl4y]

the last time i cheked he is a doctor not a vet so what the fck does he know

[@befair1038]

raw vegan can help realign your spine.

[@TheSacredMaster]

lmfao you guys

[@mtdrew5484]

Damn this week went by really fast

[@skatebordingman1]

Mt Drew tru

[@markdelgado1029]

For reals! Thats crazy! This guy is classic KZbin. What a boss.

[@maxkorner1123]

S

[@Vaporvice84]

"Ya can't see the world, if ya wanna be the center of it". Brilliant.

[@sunny35228]

tylerdurden3891 Not what he said but that's still good.

[@sonofaballer96]

tylerdurden3891 save*

[@peterpekelo3779]

Yo brofessor, there is a study which says u shouldn't train biceps and chest every day. It's bullshit, right?

[@peterpekelo3779]

Andrea Bonanno that's what I thought..... Who would even research such nonsense

[@Axel1058]

Burn that study. It's lies and weak propaganda

[@randall96]

probably some guy giving advice in a wizards hat

[@peterpekelo3779]

The Batman and some vegan music

[@tate0132]

You won't build strength merely as fast as what you could. Training everyday you're just gonna get the same glycogen pump and build some muscle over time. Focus on gaining strength and the gains will come.

[@JBBaird715]

I'm just askin for a friend.... Brad Martyn FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY

[@notdustinx]

i died

[@nickherbert6479]

"At your fucking pity party, for dainty lady boys" Puts a picture of Bradley martyn. Had my dying lmao

[@ohmyassoff1087]

my age limit is half my age +7. so 20/2=10, 10+7=17 which rounds down to 15

[@httrdc8321]

Knock knock FBI open up

[@dsadsa726]

@@httrdc8321 legal where i live tho

[@TheMaggots]

This guy in prison now

[@tylerburk3313]

Friends?

[@Gchildwarrior]

R Kelly enters the chat

[@troyray7136]

"Dainty ladyboys" *flashes a pic of Brad Martyn* lmaooo 😂😂

[@Jim_Lahey101]

troy ray stop talking about that scrub

[@Gokuflex]

Tofu or Goku lmao

[@midguy4265]

What up nigga

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

Super Saiyan or soup or salad

[@fort809]

@Jarod Sahni both of y’all joined YT a week ago, begone Bots

[@cp8626]

What is a goku?

[@Big-Wonka]

"Super Sayan or soup or salad." haha fucking gold.

[@makswav]

He said, super salad. You stupid crossfitter

[@lunar1745]

Max K or both?

[@theBoarSkinner]

Max K Go look at it again. He has a picture of soup and salad. Moron.

[@mikeypanther]

+BigWonka Hey really terrific comeback, man. That was incredible.

[@floggyWM1]

he said super salad

[@Boof_]

"Selfish has fish in it"- Dom Mazzetti 2016

[@Belob0g]

do you wanna go super saiyan or super salad!!???

[@jakethomasmiller]

"Tofu? Or goku?"

[@superalvin7208]

Belob0g it's SuperAlvin

[@yonisgure7348]

* Soup or Salad

[@aluminiumiodide]

Belob0g soup and salad you idiot

[@obviouslymatt6452]

super saiyan or super setting? BOTH.

[@Sujjin21]

Discovered this dude a month or so ago and have been working through this videos.. I admire his dedication to throwing jabs at Brad anytime he gets a chance 😂🤣

[@himbjoe5228]

Vegan gains next video: Dom Mazzeti Worst of the fitness industry

[@antoniodbz5850]

Lady boys "Puts picture of Bradley" HAHAAHAHAHAA

[@alis1015]

Antonio Galevski opit

[@hurricanematthews4657]

Florida is my favorite post workout meal.

[@tate0132]

I refreshed my subscriptions page, seen the BroScience video and straight away my face lit up and I whispered "YES!" Always gold to watch you Mike.

[@beats2eat149]

Dom I had to watch a goddamn hillary clinton ad to watch this... That's fucked

[@fabianaraya636]

Just do the Rich Piano 8hr arm workout, then you can make gains no matter what diet. Whatever it takes

[@Myth_FPS]

"right babe?"

[@mistermann3225]

Fly4aWhiteguy, no "babe left"....

[@paulelderson934]

Yes because you build muscle out of water and fat. Definitely no proteins required to physically produce the muscle fibers that are your gains.

[@sigbausage3116]

This was the funniest one in A LONG TIME, you can just sense that this one he had a lot of fun making, and it sure shows 😂

[@julianzacconievas]

We are slowly getting our actually funny brofessor back.

[@KickingStuff]

Julian B. Zacco Nievas when did we lose him?

[@JakubKowalski93]

Imma go Super Salad God Super Salad

[@TheWaqy]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@Dr.MikeGranato]

Vegan Saiyan ded absolutely ded 😂

[@Gus-il4bx]

Yeah, me too. Had no idea he knew anything about Dragon Ball Z. lolol

[@aluminiumiodide]

he said soup and salad you idiot

[@Mario-su1jz]

every bro knows about DBZ

[@phillsfan100]

This guy never gets old

[@Will805S]

"How's it feel? I'm asking for a friend.... brad martyn" LMFAO

[@Alic_R1]

6:12 "dandy ladyboys" *picture of brad* IM FUCKING DEAD

[@AscendedMasculine]

"New videos everyyyyy month...or not....I don't know. I'm too rich now to actually give a shit"

[@MottBotMinecraft]

You know you've made a good video when Vegan Gains will complain about it

[@ChetLeeKowalski]

"You snuck in twice. Congrats you sneaky bitch" 😂😂😂😂

[@KKKUBBB]

What's 9+ 10? My age limit lmfao hahahaha

[@Maverick5588]

the vegan part was actually particularily clever and insightful. i paused the video to think about it lol. good points dom

[@TommyAngelo1337]

I had to immediately rewind and rewatch it.

[@punkbloater]

Everytime I hear someone say "youtube channel" I hear it in your voice... thanks a fucking bunch! ;)

[@Big-Wonka]

Oh shit a new video. Rent must be due.

[@johnlawson4141]

Video ideas: going to the gym by yourself , accessories like slingshot/wrist wraps/kneesleeves, how every Asian lifter has a foundation of KZbin knowledge 5x5 and iifym, stretching, knowing the gym regulars for years even though you've never talked to them, being sore, lifting in a group of three, home workouts

[@AHCUIWENJACKIE]

Not sure if this is related but .... here's a recipe for fish and chips 1. Place potatoes in a medium-size bowl of cold water. In a separate medium-size mixing bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, salt, and pepper. Stir in the milk and egg; stir until the mixture is smooth. Let mixture stand for 20 minutes. 2. Preheat the oil in a large pot or electric skillet to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 3. Fry the potatoes in the hot oil until they are tender. Drain them on paper towels. 4. Dredge the fish in the batter, one piece at a time, and place them in the hot oil. Fry until the fish is golden brown. If necessary, increase the heat to maintain the 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) temperature. Drain well on paper towels. 5. Fry the potatoes again for 1 to 2 minutes for added crispness.

[@godlymelone4851]

good upload dom cant wait til next years upload

[@a7x1337]

As a vegan (yep, you found me!), I'm glad you went with a clever and original joke. I cringe at the general anti-vegan circlejerk in the fitness community, but this made me laugh because it was actually *funny*. That's why your brand of satire is awesome.

[@zimzimal8547]

It’s funny cos everything he said was true yet satirical

[@donchindle2958]

Watching Dom before hitting the gym increases my pump

[@robertm4050]

I now know what a meatspin is and will use that as my new favorite thing to say at random moments.

[@Youranium22]

i love how he roasts Bradley throughout the video 😂

[@DavidBarryOfficial]

The Brofessor is making all kinds of gains...!

[@gabriel.hongkong]

Dave Banner All kinds of gains

[@beastlygamerbob4102]

ALL KINDZ

[@rasmustikka1505]

No leg gains tho

[@squirltrainer123]

I S I S omg... how did i not see this

[@tylerallen-81]

I'm still stuck on the fact that he referred to Bradley as a friend rather than his Nemesis

[@adams1688]

"Gandi or Gaindi" omg hahahaha i love this guy.

[@StefanTheCannon]

full auto biceps made me laugh out loud for real.

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

He sure has some loyal fans here 💪💪

[@Chunkymonkey_74]

16 birthday got my permit and Dom released ask the brofessor 16 today was a good day

[@VeleVlogs]

IF YA REPLY DOM, I'M PRE ORDERING THE SWOLY BIBLE MY WORD

[@aidencampbell9120]

Guess he doesn't want you to have the bible then

[@elwero6093]

the only class I love is this one

[@PanagiotisRafail]

These videos help me more than university lectures thank you brofessor

[@nickford1486]

That flame on Brad had me f--king rolling 😂😂😂

[@mrcheesesmith]

You should do a video with Mike Tornabene.

[@jayhari1713]

lmao, just asking for a friend...bBrad Martyn

[@magifitnessendole3907]

Coach Trevor from Enhanced Athlete is totally the Brofessor. Love this Swole Team 6.

[@thesenate4216]

so took my wife to Madea, she loves those movies. was shocked to see you and Bradley Martin in there. I knew the other KZbinrs would be in there but you were a shock man haha your scenes made the film more enjoyable lol

[@timothypineault]

How do I dress up as Brad for halloween?

[@kevinruiz4125]

Timothy Pineau you need steroids

[@anotherchannel6396]

You're gonna need a wizard hat

[@pixelstudioofficial8592]

be small... done

[@jakethomasmiller]

Timothy Pineau hats and tank tops

[@Dogewowm8]

Timothy Pineau Wizard hat and invisibility cloak, cos brads so small no one can see him.

[@jakeybball]

jizzed in my pants when I saw this upload

[@ricardamentedorris221]

jakeybball wait til you watch it... xD

[@allirish75]

small ankle crew checking in

[@pronto1arimay134]

The sound in the background while he drinks the beer is epic haha

[@thewfmanray6135]

God I fucking love modelo

[@NBA6Fan]

You can't be selfish because it got fish in it hahahahah

[@jesusdanielhernandez6304]

I just saw the Madea movie and I saw you! I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

[@jaytheman3]

"What's 9+10?" 19 my age limit 😂😭😂😭

[@dannypissdrinker7449]

When I saw this video, I got harder than asian university math exams

[@lasagnasoda]

dom made original vegan jokes, respect

[@CmonTheMotherwell]

Can't believe it has only been 16 weeks since his first video. Time flys

[@raytje95]

pls upload more , you´re an absolute legend

[@seang4384]

I'm a vegan lifter and I thought it was pretty funny.

[@jakerb5397]

Haha same here

[@Dogewowm8]

Sean Geraghty You know what else is funny? Your fucking diet.

[@seang4384]

Haha! Thanks.

[@swagunlimited9113]

Thanks for letting everyone know, you pathetic vegan shit

[@meatymcsorley]

it was funny, but not as funny as the commenters mad at you for following a different diet than them

[@danteafkCamelotUnchained]

lost it at ISIS lol

[@marvellesmith2900]

I'm literally in tears right now!!! Calisthenics, Banging Dudes, Injuries, ISIS, it's too much 😭😭😭😭

[@TB-nf2xb]

finally fav youtuber back with another vid

[@muscleminds]

When's the next BRO VS

[@Dadodought]

Do a collab with the buff dudes

[@Dopaminexhd]

My birthday wish came true. Dom made a video.

[@DAaaMan64]

That vegan sequence was so much better then I expected. lol

[@newbrand05]

thank you for being muscular

[@iJplayy]

Has trouble reading the names but reads the question without a breeze

[@sunny35228]

iJplay without a breeze? What? Lol.

[@ItBeNolanTho]

He purposely reads them like that

[@TheBob24251]

without a breeze is not a phrase ive ever heard before

[@faismasterx]

"It's right up your alley." OH, it's an alley now? Used to be a hallway.

[@eton13_]

Before 10K crew checking IN

[@fede7449]

I'm vegan but this guy is really hilarious, no reason to be triggered

[@LouJNT]

Am I the Brofessor? 😄

[@hector4955]

Luis Lara no

[@jaytheman3]

Luis Lara no

[@hishambarakat8544]

Luis Lara no

[@AstroCow100]

no

[@pitbullsami1741]

Luis Lara p I AM- The One Who Lifts!

[@russellbailey1699]

Catching a bro science on 42 mins is bae af

[@jakethomasmiller]

Been a while since I've seen a broscience vid. Glad the drought is over!

[@frodobeutling5351]

Any muslims triggered yet ?

[@tank7474]

Frodo Beutling no

[@YousefDMD1]

Frodo Beutling we hate isis too

[@hueyhulk954]

C.R.

[@gulfmen86]

nope.

[@Bad616]

Do they not like salads?

[@MaazMathers]

Injury Scheme Islam Salad hahahah im a muslim but that didn't offend me at all lmao

[@furrane]

Please don't plant a bomb somewhere Mohamed.

[@MaazMathers]

Furrane never in my life brother i wont be considered muslim if i hurt or kill another human

[@extragluten9346]

Maaz Mathers no one cares

[@DMFChavez]

Can't save the world if you want to be the center of it. Dropping low key wisdom

[@ucsbnick]

The amount of great jokes thrown at Bradley Martin this episode was 11/10 hahahaha

[@Advection357]

You wanna recover fast... go to the gym quickly lol

[@gulfmen86]

As a Muslim I am truly sick to my stomach. DONT YOU EVER... EVER... EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT VEGANS EVER AGAIN!

[@Pezantri]

Whoa you started with "As a Muslim" and then went on to be offended about the vegan jokes, caught me off guard

[@ImOldGregg]

gulfmen86 get rekt Mohammed

[@gulfmen86]

Old Gregg ok Greg with two G's

[@gulfmen86]

Pezantri lol yeah that was kinda the point.

[@factsabouturmum9250]

This comment made my day.

[@fms387]

“at best you get a $500 gift card, at worst you get to look like a swollen veiny fkweapon” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Obitoocs]

So glad i can watch these every week ! :3

[@ck7930]

Lookin soft bro

[@vilhelmkron7455]

first nigga

[@lx2nv]

Best one yet. Meat spin fucked my shit up LOL

[@CharlieTheBritt]

best video I've seen in a while...because it's your only video in a while. better be a Halloween special

[@-FragileFawn-]

That vegan one was beyond sarcasm. But I know hes just bein funny. The strongest man in the world is vegan so you should be asking for his advice :)

[@robschwick273]

you can make fun of vegans but leave the animals out of it. I know they have this stereotype. but in reality it's a very logical choice to make. even if the word has such a stigma to it. it's unfortunate but what's happening to creatures that want nothing more than to just be left alone goes far beyond calling people fags for whatever reason you think is justified.

[@eternalascension2333]

T-34 Ruskis don't have feelings? Lmao. I feel sorry for your soul.

[@Mario-su1jz]

I feel sorry for your GAAAIIINNZZ

[@flynn6299]

Jesus christ dude lighten up a little. Im a vegan and I thought this was hilarious. Dom is obviously not serious

[@billytheweasel]

modern vegans are sadkunt bitchy bitches, fukkemall. that's what gives the diet a bad name

[@robschwick273]

+billytheweasel more than just a diet bruh.

[@AdrianMoseley]

Brofessor was in Madea BOO! Great Job Bro!

[@snowboarder37]

Love the dig at Fatty-Braddley Marten-be-a-farten at @6:15 LOL