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[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"You guys got 401k's? I got a 405 bench" This dude is genius.

[@YuSooKey]

You are everywhere and then some.

[@kamirator9215]

@@YuSooKey lot of guy make same profile name and image...

[@onlyLEVSKI]

And I got neither :(

[@scumemg8021]

@@kamirator9215 nah. If you press on the channel. It’s all the same guy. The fakes aren’t as determined to be in every single comment section.

[@chifmaster100]

The KZbin algorithm is so amazing for you to be everywhere we are

[@TheBBRclan]

Mike is not given enough credit for his genuine level of comedic genius. His writing is absolutely unreal

[@Beekabelli]

Most of it even looks improvised, he is just naturally comedic with an intellectual sense of humor.

[@METALandRAPsucks]

He had a writer back in the day, idk about now

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

@@METALandRAPsucks him and his friend would write the skits with each other, I forget his name but he is usually behind the camera.

[@MemeSavior42069]

@@GeekedOutNeckbeard gian

[@aaronhillsworld4230]

I was literally just thinking this when I was just about to make my next comment LMAO 😂

[@TigerTzu]

"Work horses get shot when they fall over" No one has said a more true thing about manual labourers, ever

[@Hellyeahbrother1993]

That’s why you learn a trade and join a union

[@Hellyeahbrother1993]

Charles Grguras he’s saying you move up to a different level like a specialized trade or foreman someone that’s more useful

[@levone8958]

@@jondo4952 Can confirm I was doing manual labor from 17 to 21. Most people I worked with were either alcoholics, specialized in some trade or were FOB immigrants.

[@FakeAndTrolled]

That’s why you work at like 60-70% effort so that working at 100% doesn’t become the expectation of you.

[@TigerTzu]

@@FakeAndTrolled You work at 20% capacity so the constant micro injuries don't snowball into major injuries

[@kenny187ful]

"Gay for pay" - shows CrossFit "Gay for free" - shows Bradley Martyn

[@morganspeck1747]

is that you mac?

[@avielfasi]

Always ripping on Bradley martyn

[@xmus-flaxunjacksun-waxon3345]

Digging into brad is a must for it to be certified brosciencelife. Wouldn’t be a good vid without it.

[@CaseSpecificAthletics]

I absolutely lost it on that one😂😂😂

[@unboxunbagunwrapsantos6319]

I died so funny

[@jakeaaron2172]

Seeing dom wearing a shirt with sleeves made me extremely uncomfortable

[@ivaylo5779]

I mean, have you ever seen a bodyguard in tank-top cause i didn't. pray for Dom, had to wear sleeves just to immerge himself in the role

[@clashsmchitcle7291]

Lol cant tell if your joke is sophisticated and saying dom in sleeves as in his tattoo sleeves.

[@terciodeflandes97]

To me it made me question my heterosexuality.

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

a so called muscleman that has a mac computer also makes me uncomfy , macs and apple are for teenagers and simps not alphamales !

[@jesuschristislord6790]

i would rather see him in sleeves than those shitty tattoos he got

[@wm_9640]

Lol

[@peterprabhatprakash2764]

This dude made my day.

[@BoKoR74]

Line of the century

[@sabojin]

it never fails to impress me how profound dom can be at times

[@Pyroraptor16]

Dom is an S tier Wordsmith. This man crafts some of the best sentences i’ve ever heard

[@connorclark9767]

This line was so brilliant i think ive listened to him say it 10 times already

[@mikeCD62]

The corporate sweaty guy monologue had an insanely high density of humorous references. Almost every sentence contained multiple jokes, and it still flowed reasonably naturally. Bravo

[@TommyAngelo1337]

"You are at the top of the food chain of the bottom of middle management."

[@sainsburmcmanus]

This whole segment is outrageously funny 😆

[@Christopher._M]

"140lb Guatemalan carrying a pallet of bricks up the ladder making you look like a chump" hahaha

[@grahamers3933]

Thats so true except over here its the Portuguese

[@SpXPtwn]

So true.. those guys may be short, but they always end up being built like a brick shithouse

[@georgegeorgatos1824]

yea i’m like 15 and i was twice the guys size and he was carrying the sheetrock better than me

[@JohnSmith-yf5bk]

@@SpXPtwn Ironically, they also build a brick shithouse.

[@fakeFeetus]

Functional strength in action, Watching a bodybuilder try to wrestle a rock climber... Skinny boy gon win.

[@mcswole4804]

I left my zoom class for this

[@geurrilla2448]

worth it

[@franciscoorozco1565]

Same

[@johnnomellini5269]

Same

[@BMXK-jx1bi]

King

[@magnimodi7285]

Same

[@andreasahman5596]

Dom really went ”I want everything on page 12” to his tattoo artist

[@morganonawhim]

He also didn't get his inner arms tattooed because he's a massive puss.

[@StuffWithWords505]

@@morganonawhim he got his ribs tattooed. I think he's fine lol

[@mosesappleby4357]

I did the same shit

[@fizzysticks2337]

Looks like they spilled ink on his arms

[@gabelee5356]

nice try but ive seen this comment like 50 times

[@things_and_such8566]

"you're built for security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" these are the type of one liners I live for

[@mechapylon7171]

This man is a genius. It's honestly not even a problem to wait 3 months for 10 mins of perfection!

[@kevinfiddelke4068]

"You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" 😂😂😂 this guy is way more clever than most people give him credit for

[@smaller_cathedrals]

I'm pretty sure his success proves that people give him a lot of credit.

[@pete2389]

smaller cathedrals you think so? I feel like he has fewer followers and advertisers than youtubers way less clever tbh

[@orbbb24]

@@pete2389 He posts once ever few months. You aren't going to maintain an audience that way. Most viewers will drop you within a couple days if you don't upload.

[@b.melakail]

This is an old line that he used when Gian was still around

[@hussainthebane]

Its actually that asian cameraman who makes them.

[@colletti914]

Finally, Doms rent is due.

[@GentlemansCombatives]

That covid moratorium on evictions really killed his productivity

[@bigworm2129]

Bradley was about to evict his ass

[@TheRosiebeam]

@@GentlemansCombatives haha classic

[@warbeast1715]

He buy own house so

[@SneakySnake21]

Hard lol. 🤣

[@pranavkambhampati4536]

"And when this presidential election is over on November 4th on the dot..." oh boy...

[@Suyogslothworld]

@3rd Way p

[@Oogiddyboogway]

2016 : “The Russians did it I promise” 2020: “Totally fair and honest election”

[@RockSmithStudio]

@@Oogiddyboogway”Our fact checkers say so”

[@Zax557]

Corporate tip: If you eat canned tuna, or any canned fish for that matter, in an office with other people working there, your colleagues secretly hate you.

[@TheSeth256]

That's why you eat it in the kitchen. In the kitchen everything flies.

[@jeremyboyle5695]

Make sure to MICROWAVE than fish! Just eating it out of the can isn't reminding everyone else that they aren't Alpha enough to make you stop.

[@nateworthy530]

@@jeremyboyle5695 now that's a tip!!!

[@dylankremp1252]

Eat blue cheese on a plane. Everyone loves it

[@TheBlondas94]

We have this one big guy in our office who often eats something that really stinks or looks like it was killed 15 minute ago on a way to work. Hardly ever anyone told him to stop... we just leave the kitchen xd

[@bamxz9336]

I'm a gnc store owner, and I was praying I wasnt gonna be on this list. I was wrong

[@whiteroseproject7207]

Redeem yaself bro sell gear out the back 😎 (Disclaimer don't actually do this)

[@bamxz9336]

@@whiteroseproject7207 you think I dont already do that? (Disclaimer: I dont actually already do that, dont break the law)

[@tylerk.7947]

Lol. This was good

[@Straatpelikaan]

@@tylerk.7947 indeed it was!

[@michaelpolewski9446]

How’s Bankruptcy protection treating you

[@bbcmotd]

When Dom was younger he thought Legal Department was all about doing legs so he never went there

[@stuartrobertson9270]

'Now every time you walk past the copier for no reason, you cure her menopause.' Hahahahahaha, brilliant.

[@Roxy0405]

If only that really worked. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BrantTingley]

These sound an awful lot like "what to do when you get out of the Marine Corps"

[@Guppusmaximus]

Except that you can replace Bouncer with Cop.

[@Fullsendfilosophy]

You're giving marines way to much credit

[@kotonarimasu6597]

Can promise u most marines and military personnel hate cops

[@allenyun2611]

@@kotonarimasu6597 ...no? Most of my buddies had pretty positive views of cops. Except mps, fuck military police.

[@alexlassaline1768]

*"Stephen Hawking, More Like Steven Walking.....To the Back Of The Line"* _I don't think he can_

[@ericscheerer4138]

Bruh.....

[@michaeldesanta977]

_Best job for a Gym Rat:_ Maintenance/Custodian at a high school or college. Oh the gyms are closed? *Not when you have a master key!*

[@GangstaStan010]

And you know things will get sterilized. I'm actually a custodian at spa/gym

[@pokematt8182]

I’m a custodian with the school board

[@nateworthy530]

That's some big brain ideas right there

[@michaeldesanta977]

@@nateworthy530 Brains are for Lab Rats, I am a Gym Rat. I don't figure out the maze, I punch my way through it!

[@surrealtom1437]

@@michaeldesanta977 you lift your way through it

[@kylem1398]

"The only thing you should be using your muscles for, IS your muscles... You use your muscles to build more muscles"

[@CallMeNacho_]

“Bully people smarter than you” *has a degree from NYU*

[@erikedward1]

is nyu a good college?

[@fangiscool1]

@@erikedward1 yeah

[@erikedward1]

@@fangiscool1 how good

[@fangiscool1]

@@erikedward1 Depends a lot on the department. They have a top 5 department for pure math in the US for grad school. Not sure about anything else.

[@JeewanthaBandara]

@@erikedward1 Top 10 university in the USA. Top 50 in the world. I think Dom studied performance art at Tisch school at NYU which is one of the best for those subjects in the world. He’s a smart fellow who got a hell of an education

[@eugenevaticinator4540]

When we needed him most he returned

[@jakeharoldsen2563]

“Insecurity is the reason you’re built.” Damn Dom cutting into the feels early this morning....

[@maciuuur]

"or whatever holiday is not offensive" i almost died here.

[@johndim11]

Seems the only thing open during quarantine is Dom’s tattoo shop

[@TheRedCityXFactor]

"You are the top of the food chain... of the bottom of middle management."

[@user-qi9rr5so8x]

Welcome back to another episode of rent is due lmao.

[@Spolchen]

Yes, I do STEM, Systematically Train Each Muscle

[@LosgehtsFCB]

Except for legs of course

[@Spolchen]

@@LosgehtsFCB The L in Legs stands for Loser

[@LosgehtsFCB]

@@Spolchen Spot on

[@studman714]

“Fresh off pinnin the only sups in the store that actually work” 😅

[@THEFLEETTV]

Let’s go I thought he was dead

[@THEFLEETTV]

COVID didn’t start his bench at 135 tho 😂

[@ultimategiveaways7249]

Lol follow him on Instagram to keep up with his life

[@zw9847]

you guys got 401ks? *i got a 405 bench*

[@gandalf3892]

Yea a 401 kg deadlift

[@crasidorin653]

Keep pushing! PUSH!

[@oliver_siegel]

Great line 😂😂

[@user-xo2th7xo4w]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@zw9847]

tj G my son nnnnn

[@dbone3356]

Dom: "Nobody takes fish oils anymore." Me: "Looks nervously at the 3 bottles of Omega 3s I have on my counter."

[@tylerstephenson8886]

This video is speaking to me on an emotional level. Just got a job in road construction working 12 hour days usually 6 days a week. Going from a super luxurious 6-day PPL with tons of accessories to now just barely being able to go 3 times a week, it is utter chaos.

[@alexblejdea7233]

I actually thought he was dead

[@humangadget3629]

First time?

[@IGamerProduction]

Must be new here

[@alexanderhummel5932]

People have lives outside of youtube

[@Sam-pg8cs]

I may have a small penis but, I remember once it was like a year and a half

[@kojack635]

"Only gains" oh I'm definitely wearing that to the gym

[@12Noud]

I can’t believe this guy is a three time Nobel prize winning scientist.

[@bigdog6292]

I dont mind Dom doing sponsors cuz he makes them entertaining

[@ryanmarty7291]

Dom: Uploads Bro lifters: The Return Of The King

[@AnthonyNoto69]

Everybody gangsta till Dom has to pay his rent again...😂

[@ThePaull3d]

Delicate critique of the fitness industry and society in general combined with hilarious comedy, my cup of tea.

[@fenrirgg]

"Delicate" he makes me feel like a failure of human being.

[@ThiefOfNavarre]

Well if the shoe fits?

[@fenrirgg]

@@ThiefOfNavarre true true

[@kamo7293]

under the guise of comedy he takes serious headshots at idiots in the industry. that whole bit about outsourcing online personal training to someone else? pure comedic genius

[@MartinHachmann]

When the world needed him most, he returned

[@ErickOberholtzer]

You forgot the most gym rat job of all, "YooToob Comedian"

[@omerahmed310]

this dude being an NYU grad just makes all the comedy so much better

[@michaelchandler4680]

“You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you are built.” Art.

[@banjiajiboye7886]

blew me awayyyyyyy

[@lg_lg_45]

Lot of dudes be walking around with “AR-15 n a half’s” haha 😆 💪

[@noahross3642]

Haha 💪💪

[@player18792]

“You eat canned tuna in your office” *Me looking over at my canned tuna on my mini fridge in my office* Lol 😂

[@kingexclusivo]

player18792 - People have offices?

[@Hellyeahbrother1993]

That Record i don’t I’m a lowly trade worker

[@player18792]

That Record I do and it even has a mini fridge and a snack drawer. Gotta eat every two hours even while at work

[@SuperAWaC]

@@Hellyeahbrother1993 i too work in a trade but also have an office

[@Hellyeahbrother1993]

SuperAWaC does my truck based office count

[@85superchris]

Good to see he's stuck to the bro split. Legs and back once a month. Curls and bench erey day. I still get more from this than an athlean-x video.

[@alexzukovsky9781]

"Crypto currency day trader/ nighttime security guard." This is exactly me 😂

[@opaitaon5230]

You got a sad life men🤣🤣

[@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455]

you still workin nighttime security guard after a year?

[@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455]

@@opaitaon5230 hes a tru man of culture

[@opaitaon5230]

@@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455 cant you see im joking as he was too mate. No one is a criptocurency by day and security by nigth mate

[@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455]

@@opaitaon5230 why not😂

[@tupokraju3109]

When Dom was born the doctor said to his mom “congratulations! it’s a bro”

[@evancallahan8647]

Honestly, anything uploaded with Dom in it just makes me so happy. I'd rather wait months and know it's quality rather than him just pump out b.s. content. Love you Mike ❤

[@Krembokulon]

god, i remember watching your dom videos before you had tattoos, im vvery very pleased that you havent quit your new videos every thank you for the laughs man, you helped my biceps, and my depression, keep up the weekly vi

[@onthegrind-np9yp]

You think it looks better with tattoos or without tattoos because I always thought about getting tattoos but I'm not sure?

[@stilo2703]

3:32 "maybe I didn't go to college" *10 seconds earlier has NYU diploma on wall*

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Dom outfits in this video slowly progress to finally reveal his biceps & delts in their full glory. A real gym rat would never be able to spend a full day's work hiding the guns and this is proof

[@liben3238]

fax

[@AW-Luke]

Natural Hypertrophy I see your also a man of culture, seen you on Larrys vids

[@ASErdsasF6aASda6sda4]

@@AW-Luke nah i see this dude on larry wheels, alec enkiri, hunter x hunter, everywhere

[@miladhomayoun9924]

Looks like you and I have nothing else to do but watch every fitness oriented youtuber all day and everyday 😂

[@AW-Luke]

carl ventsel yeah I’ve seen him all over, just the most recent video I saw him on was a Larry wheels one 😂

[@gabeordave6170]

hell yeah it’s the return

[@LeeEverett1]

Until he makes another return in 3 months

[@lostinsauce4515]

I saw "Gainfully Employed" coming a mile away, but it was still gold

[@kaya7375]

I can’t stop laughing when he’s so sweaty from sitting at his desk

[@IIJordanII96x]

Love your weekly videos cant wait for the next one in 2 months :)

[@cadencecooke5961]

Or 6

[@Vaughanflaherty]

@@cadencecooke5961 for leg day that he skips it extends the time between his next post by 1%

[@abdallahhussein9141]

3:18 that's the nice police officer who came into our house and chat with my mom privately

[@abdulalghanimeshreghi2584]

Her name!??

[@reecesanderson6696]

"Heresy grows from idleness!" The imperium thanks you for your devotion to becoming stronger than the Astartes finest. You are a primarch, or dare I say the emperor himself.

[@jacks1bonnielass]

Oh my god where has this guy been the whole 10yrs I’ve been using YT😂you just earned a new sub😘 Thank you so much. Your wit is undoubtedly one of the best I’ve seen on this platform. Had me laughing so hard my lady abs got an extra workout today. I wuv you, you meathead.

[@D1GItAL_CVTS]

One day, Dom will saturate his tattoo receptors and ascend into Rich Piana.

[@Jester-15]

dom you look a little bit smaller , you hanging around bradley martin again ?

[@AaronAdamsOnline]

Somebody get this man more sponsors, ASAP. If you do 2 videos in 2 weeks that shit counts as a superset, bro

[@aaronhillsworld4230]

Dom just taught me how to have a viewer look forward to the commercial for the sponsor as opposed to be annoyed by it. 💪🏽 😎👊🏽

[@josh.b1609]

How has someone disliked this in the first 4 minutes

[@XeroFailGames]

Rhymes with madley glarten

[@Yrkr785]

It’s probably Dom

[@thatguitarguyguy]

Dom's been annoyingly politically lately. Some people have been getting annoyed by his SJW behavior

[@camdamcool6125]

@@thatguitarguyguy Making fun of people who think America is the only thing in the world is getting political? Bro wtf

[@chriswyatt9869]

Thumb is so jacked it missed the like button

[@advaitgogte6385]

"Gay for paid, Gay for free" lmaooo

[@DanMC4270]

"You say in your deepest tren voice" made me laugh so fucking hard

[@DrDarkMark]

"November 4th on the dot" Me on Election Day: Part 11

[@rlanger3108]

Election day part 21

[@sanehrhardt6765]

“You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you’re built”

[@WannabeWryter]

Welcome back Meat Head, you've been missed but not forgotten.

[@amaristudent9456]

love this guy.

[@jelancritic3158]

And He's still hot, 😘💪🏽

[@vanillabeans32087]

"Gay for free" with Bradley's picture was just, .. damn 😄

[@ryanmogford927]

This is back to the best of Broscience days, not that there has ever been a bad one but this was on par with what your gym says about you!

[@sid9959]

Dom's rent is due

[@adamski4077]

Haven't watched it yet, but I can already tell that there is gonna be a bradley Martin is a small girl reference somewhere

[@alfredboehm5976]

only a "bradley martyn is gay" reference

[@amfitness5598]

Gay lol

[@jkphilosophy]

@@alfredboehm5976 that must have been his second guess

[@user-ue6lv9in8s]

Gay for free 😁

[@iamdannyel3285]

This guy is wayy too underrated, I'm pretty sure he uploaded so every three months cos that's how long it takes to script these masterpieces 😂😂

[@learyc8077]

2.41m subscribers isn't exactly underrated 😂

[@JohnPaul-oq6ud]

"Your deepest tren voice" the amount of subtle writing and editimg to his vids is insane 😂😂😂 I have to watch his vids twice to catch them all

[@LastChanceLeft]

00:35 , the facts that he speaks under his character is amaazing 😂

[@luismedina-mu9nl]

Yup if only the elections were sooner I wouldn't know if five people that died due to covid....

[@grrrio]

Someone should tell Dom he only needs to make 8 minute videos now

[@CongressFunkadelic]

Fun Fact: Theres a music artist named Stephen Walking that makes the type of EDM that you'd see a guy like Dom fist pumping to. Great artist cant wait to see him live again

[@brandoncue3013]

1:22-2:52 is the best moments of BroScience for the last year not because this is his only video from the last year, but that 90 seconds of flow was insanely funny and creative.

[@marshallzeyfang8380]

Dom actually being for real about corona being over on Nov 4th😂.

[@Noname-dg1bn]

Dom got the tattoo fever, shits lethal. After your first ink you get sinked in

[@Prince_Unknown1]

I'm so glad to see that this dude has not lost his talent after covid...big respect for him....many youtube entertainers have lost their skills and not entertaining anymore

[@pseudologicaferntastica9224]

hey Mike, Thanks for keepin it up. been watching you for 6yrs now. went from 24y/o 190lb ooze , to 26y/o 225 gymrat , to 270 fat ass aka brad, back to 195 fuckboi/Brote'ge' at 30y/o lol. i remember finding out Dom was a character and being crushed lol. Nowadays I'm just happy to see you still around cause YT has alienated TF outta you and other with a similar sense of humor. I hope you stick around even though I couldnt handle garn-pump and cant justify buying another brosciencelife tshirt/. I want to but my girl keeps reminding me i'm broke, lol

[@CoreyMost]

It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

[@MaximumYavi]

Look at him, grabbing his you know what, flipping his you know who

[@JohnWick-vr6un]

@@MaximumYavi And dr.dre said .... Nothing you idiots Dr.dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[@wreakinghavoc613]

@@JohnWick-vr6un Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[@dawietheron3327]

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

[@waskarisht]

Flippin' the you know who, yeah, but he's so cute though

[@iluvlax100]

I can’t stop staring at his arms

[@mikethelegend1101]

Why

[@jasonalwood]

Thank you. I'm on strike and now I know I have to do until I go back to work.

[@gurban333]

love how we all know November is when corona just goes away.

[@rasta-rr8eu]

It is still here

[@sundertooth1666]

Sooooooo true about November 4th! So glad you said that, YT gonna take down the video cause of it though!

[@christophermcelligott1593]

"People are out of work" with a picture of Steve Jobs with a big red X over it. Gone, home run!

[@benjohara4719]

Mike has definitely been putting on size over the coronavirus period arms look bigger respect

[@WissCoast]

3:54 probably the best life advice I’ve ever heard

[@michaelt7687]

... when this presidential election is over on November 4th ‘ON THE DOT’ hahahahahahahaha

[@TheGuydavidlewis]

This dude is a wordsmith and a great performer.

[@rikliftsweights6863]

This was the best video you’ve made in a long time. It’s also the only video you’ve made in a long time... while everybody else was busy being unproductive during quarantine, so was the brofessor. Respect

[@BIGREM]

Dom releases new video... end of 2020 is finally starting to look uphill 🙌🏽