Ask The Brofessor 21: White Claws, Olympic Lifting, Mermaids

Bro Science #136: Q&A from Instagram
Go to buyraycon.com/... for 15% off your order! Brought to you by
Raycon.
BSL GEAR: www.DomMerch.com
DUAL: dualculture.com/
GNAR PUMP: www.DomMerch.com
THE SWOLY BIBLE: amzn.to/2FEHjPy
Facebook: / brosciencelife
IG: @DomMazzetti / dommazzetti
Twitter: / brosciencelife

[@virgilvalentine8548]

Immediately starts talking about blowies. DeMoNiTiZeD

[@Nikhil-ox6wc]

No worries! Dollar Shave Club got out back.

[@burritodog3634]

there were ads on the video dummy

[@MonotoniTV]

De-Dom-itized

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@burritodog3634 not now lol

[@boahnation9932]

@@maximusaralieous1728 this video was sponsored :p no ads anyway

[@wrxrob2589]

“She’s on her knees in front of me going to town, like she has errands to run.” 😂 I’m dead!

[@mr7354]

'i was just about to start a family in her mouth"..... LOL

[@viljamtheninja]

"140% of you would fuck a whole fish." Dom is a genius.

[@calebmauer1751]

That was some funny shit.

[@Miscelanou]

I lost my shit Not literally

[@eazy2195]

i literally fell on the floor laughing

[@imhigh0013]

No way was I gonna fall on the floor laughing. Not after Larry lost his shit all over it.

[@landrysaathoff2418]

I’ve laughed really hard at his videos, but that joke literally had me rolling.

[@mattaquilino816]

When it’s actually just been a week between videos

[@rykehuss3435]

This is the timeline we live in now

[@Tickerchicken]

Dom needs more money so he can keep getting blow and hoes

[@td4276]

You from Suffern

[@gloving4hire]

I must consult the Elder Gods...

[@lukmitk7568]

Well that didnt last

[@mre44813]

I guess rent for 2019 is paid off in advance

[@elmerwilber3308]

.

[@greysonwolf6839]

.

[@naterodriguez5353]

.

[@JC-ko7ze]

.

[@achavez8836]

.

[@Mudiesgoodies]

Cant wait to see you all again in two months

[@BrwrFan806]

“How much you can snatch IS NOT the same as how much snatch you get” 😂😂😂

[@shalex7704]

What the hell! A video after a week! I thought he was lying. See ya in 3 months guys!

[@Sawarynk]

Haha so true ;D

[@danila4322]

See you later man

[@raulsalcedo8332]

2 weeks tops...

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@raulsalcedo8332 said 2weeks ago

[@christianfluke4731]

Hey ;)

[@nickthornton1124]

Last time I was this early dom didn’t have a beard

[@MegaBob2111]

Fellow marksman sub I see

[@boahnation9932]

Last time I was this early was last night :'(

[@fauxbugnl9968]

.

[@raulsalcedo8332]

..... I was fondling the cousin at my dog's house.

[@gagewong7251]

Dom: “How to lift after 30?” Me: Steroids? Dom: Steroids

[@elmerwilber3308]

.

[@viktorarnborg6300]

.

[@LGLN22]

.

[@atothet2s]

.

[@fauxbugnl9968]

.

[@basdergen2565]

2019, Dom still makes me laugh.

[@DonFranciscoUSF]

Bas Dergen 69 likes

[@DonFranciscoUSF]

Bas Dergen Nice

[@manofgod7622]

2020c Dom still makes us laugh.

[@Skip2105]

2021, Dom still makes me laugh

[@beflix8140]

2021

[@poponater1000]

can we get this guy more sponsors so we can have a few more vids

[@davidwitt3547]

Watching this while taking a shit. Great stuff dom.

[@westonpilla4391]

David Witt actually same lol that preworkout shit

[@liuses5gaming205]

Same bro. Pre shower dump

[@TexicanMr]

Monday beer and coffee shits

[@louwaars]

You are like me but in the future

[@jimjob1056]

@@liuses5gaming205 intra shower dump.

[@jacobfederici3710]

“The only thing weak about me is my pull-out game” **dont think we will ever forget the calves dom**

[@lostmywilltol1ve]

“They pair seemlessly with Bluetooth so your phone won’t start blasting your favorite Japanese inspired romance cartoon during church.” lmao Killed me

[@soulbi23]

"A baby laughter when you know he is not yours" This got me dying!

[@austinstone3926]

“What is that a preworkout ingredient?”😂💀

[@srfn1253]

Austin Stone lvanov6

[@calvinmead7564]

"Great stuff"

[@untamedtran7477]

Cracked me up lol

[@ballisticriot6082]

Damn, all these videos lately... *Did they raise the rent on you again Dom?*

[@filastyle84]

Nah, he still owes child support.

[@Kingarthurjohn]

FilaStyle84 to his forgotten child....legs

[@billytheweasel]

gawd, so annoying huh?

[@higherpower254]

@@Kingarthurjohn *Brad.

[@asspounderify]

2:51 "t'would be an honor, m'lady" - Dom 2019

[@JoexLegacy]

Asspounderfy, cringe comment 2019

[@reginaldlarracas1174]

asspounderify - Uncle Dom teaching us how to respek wahmen, as usual.

[@asspounderify]

@@JoexLegacy woosh

[@asspounderify]

@@JoexLegacy lmao. Speaking of cringe...

[@austinbouchard6523]

Dom must be renting the damn Taj Mahal with this many videos

[@fbi2711]

Austin Bouchard you mean the vag withdrawal?

[@trickshot2h]

"I am always serving yolo-pies" I'ma use that one 😂

[@timleisseure9573]

LegionOfLegend only pulling out of the driveway😂😂

[@stefankrgovic6247]

Last time I was this early Dom didn't look like a GTA character

[@raulsalcedo8332]

Dude, he looks like a fucking immigrant!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@morganfreeman8230]

@@raulsalcedo8332 how

[@raulsalcedo8332]

@@morganfreeman8230 he's got that stereotypical Eastern European Get-up

[@pohorex6834]

@@morganfreeman8230 yea, hes got that slavic sweats look

[@soultruesk8rlifelong]

8:17 explained perfectly. I've been saying this for years, and Sommer Ray is the perfect example

[@ciarfah]

As a former tits guy this has really put a lot of things into perspective. Now I can explain myself better to my bros

[@pwners4u]

Nah I can’t date an A cup girl with an ass

[@remhawk73]

@@pwners4u then you are truly lost.

[@pwners4u]

remhawk73 c cup is as small as I will go, I don’t like flat chested girls. Also a girl with some sort of ass can go to the gym and improve it tits are not gonna grow

[@jacksondolly3248]

@@pwners4u spoken like a true gentleman. Any girl can hit the gym to get a phatty, but you just get lucky with tits. It's VERY rare to find a girl with a huge rack and no ass, so that shouldn't be in the debate, but more often than not, you'll find a skinny sorority girl with no tits and an absolute monster ass cause that's all she works on, like Sommer ray. She's absolutely beautiful, but pretty much the thing exceptional about her is her ass...and her eyes.

[@metallic4888]

Most alpha leg exercises. YOU CANT KEEP IGNORING THEM DOM!

[@Whadduphomie]

There’s no such thing as an alpha leg exercise

[@UniversityOMinecraft]

@@Whadduphomie ATG pause squat is definitely for le gym alphas

[@pinchecacho5359]

Curls duh

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

Deadlifts

[@billytheweasel]

Metallic < is being very very geh fun?

[@dmonarredmonarre3076]

Who the hell writes this material? "Boned up like skeletor? Hug your hogmonster? Start a family in her mouth?" This writing is brilliant! Don, NEVER CHANGE

[@SS-iu1re]

Dom writes his own material

[@LinardCal]

“Oh Yea I pull out... pull out the drive way and weave” 😂 I hope you stay consistent with the weekly videos because you inspired me to create my own videos

[@jojodede8712]

“When you know that that baby ain’t yours and not yo problem” amine

[@anthonyvazquez29702]

"So I'm sitting there boned up like skeletor"😂😂

[@grambotennis1991]

“Twould be an honor, my lady “😂😂😂😂

[@victormutta1115]

*looks at date of previous video* Dom, are... are you in some trouble with loan sharks?

[@aaronalquiza9680]

he IS the swo-loan shark.

[@vitalgames8104]

Dom: *breathes* KZbin: *DeMonitiZaTIoN*

[@ehmjay3457]

.

[@vitalgames8104]

@@ehmjay3457 interesting

[@justgame5508]

“If my math is correct” Yes Dom, yes it was

[@NeonRazer42]

"Going to town like she has errands to run" That one got me.

[@subhanalishah7418]

why did Dom record this from a casting couch? I guess the bills need to be paid......

[@MrShep1973]

I was Dom for Halloween 3 years ago, it was eye-opening to see who actually got it right away.

[@ciriousjoker]

Details? what were the Reactions?

[@andrew98115wl]

Great! I tell everyone I'm an Olympic lifter, you've made me realise I can also tell everyone I'm an Olympic swimmer! 🤣

[@AS-uy9gn]

You can call yourself Zeus since your are now an Olympian.

[@dietisgreat]

No one cares

[@pointlesscomment6158]

"And that was my first rep for jesus" oh my days i love dom😂😂😂

[@Bigboy-pg1uu]

Back on the mass-ting couch I see

[@ayoutubechannul]

Where we serving up yolo pies all day

[@INSIDETHEMATRYX]

" I'm about to start a family in her mouth next thing you know the cousin walks in and I say don't worry bro she's just praying "🤣🤣

[@aramisstavridis6449]

I love how news articles don’t even try to smear this guys name because he genuinely wouldn’t give a fuck what they would have to write about him😂

[@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67]

Damn he actually put out another video a week later. *Mind Blown*

[@user-yw1mo3qj5p]

"She was just praying" I couldn't, i just couldn't 😂😂

[@GoldbondPowder]

What would you say is weaker? Your pullout game or Bradley Martin?

[@nicholasgautier7889]

Damn, now asking the real questions.

[@Howiedog88]

Always feel weird in these comment sections

[@GoldbondPowder]

Bradley Martin I’d feel weird to if I were that tiny. #millimeterpeter

[@TheRedhenProductions]

Top 10 questions scientists still can’t answer

[@joekent6576]

I love the acronym to remember how to lift in my old age.

[@martycombs5]

Does that tracksuit come with an AK-47? (heavy Slavic breathing intensifies)

[@millionaire365]

I feel like Dom lost his money at the casino so that’s why he’s probably making videos more request lololol

[@ShayyButter]

"the cheques gonna bounce like a quarter right off that ass"

[@JeremiahStringer]

I love how little you care about disguising sponsored videos lol This is awesome! No shame just entertainment

[@TheKoprusInspiration]

"How much you can snatch doesn't mean how much snatch you can get" Lmfao subscribed

[@philosophyandhappiness2001]

"That baby is not yours and not your problem, a truly blissful experience" as a dad, i fucking felt that xD

[@JuanCastillo-yu8gv]

Pusseidon has blessed us yet again with his vast knowledge of the clam and small dose of essentials after 30. Wheymen🙌🏼

[@TomlinsonR1]

Your writing and delivery are getting better every year. Keep it up bro. Life time fan here :)

[@andrewg5182]

Dino stompers 😭☠️ bro they’re like nurse boots

[@masonfalk8187]

Only ogs remember when Don was sponsored by tang iPhone service

[@lukmitk7568]

Dom*

[@N1ckfurie]

This is easily one of the best ask the brofessor episodes ever

[@georgelackman3374]

Dom is the most consistently funny comedian on the planet. Dude doesn't miss. Holy shit that was hysterical.

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

Holy shit (so far) he's actually going thru with this

[@MrMountainMan]

I'm listening to this in the gym and falling apart laughing 😂

[@Nickscassera]

'Japanese inspired romance cartoon" LMFAO

[@joeyr4869]

Best educational channel on KZbin

[@8R3ND0clips]

8:22 “a tee ball player with a rack” -the fax

[@jackmajor3466]

How is no one mentioning "Pussain Bolt" that had me dead

[@McMovesdotcom]

Bro... your channel is pure gold

[@jomidom]

Been watching you since Episode 1! Def one of your best!

[@bushmaster6894]

Last time I was this early, Brad was still relevant.

[@CURTIS04]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@demoque]

I had never been up early either

[@LtRyanPYT]

So, you've never been this early?

[@bushmaster6894]

@@LtRyanPYT Touché.

[@billytheweasel]

define "relevant"

[@josuemiamire]

“Can’t tell me what to do or where to jizz” 🤣

[@nickchronis962]

Honestly dude I laugh out loud at every one of your videos. If quality of video means less frequent posts thats 100% the way to go cause ur killin it

[@ahmed89au]

One of your best Ask the Brofessor

[@OksanaChristie]

Im Canadian and I laughed super hard at the « Im going to the olympics for curling, no not Canadian bowling » HAHAHAHAHA still laughing

[@MS-hb3ol]

They sound better than a baby's laughter, especially when you know that it's not ur baby and not ur problem 6:28 Lmao im dead

[@martini200ful]

Broscience is what we should bring with us when we fly out in to outer space, because the videos explain the most complex and scientific matters of the male physique.

[@bartoszsiuda4721]

Thank you dom

[@nekoill]

Goddammit, I'm so glad I watched the whole video, I laughed so hard in the end

[@beao7133]

I first read pubic serpent. And a good day to you too!

[@nekoill]

@@beao7133 that's a good one, I gotta admit :)

[@jerrodpete]

Last time I was this early Dom didn’t have tattoos

[@FrankDBoyce]

That is the single greatest ad live read the world has ever received.

[@allotourism]

See you next year, Dom!!!

[@Silduril]

I'm seriously starting to worry about my mental health... Everything Dom says makes perfect sense to me.

[@T0mahawkCRAZY]

I’m only to S in the acronym and we already know it’s Steroids 😂

[@rumenstoianov9200]

Half of the way through the acronym i knew its steroids🤣

[@robertohernandez-bh9rv]

Got the notification new video was out during work. Pushed my meeting to make sure I gain these holy gainz from the og Brofessor

[@mike1884]

I’m so glad you’re back. The game has missed you.

[@LOLPlayersuka94]

I never pressed like harder in ma entire life, when i saw regular upload

[@Ravishrex1]

"Boned up like skellator! " that was great

[@homegymhugewithvinny3458]

Good thing we’re getting weekly (monthly) vids

[@dwaynecunningham2164]

Dom. Always answering the pressing philosophical questions of our time. He's basically Socrates with big guns.

[@dziendobre111]

The answer is always juice 😂👏🏻

[@tubingforever]

The answer IS always juice!

[@nunyabusiness8538]

dom’s mclaren loan callin his name

[@Hedarth4695]

another video so soon , damn I am not ready for this

[@ConzaDNB]

Ur shts the best on youtube, keep up with the weekly uploads brofessor.

[@chrisjecre]

What is this Christmas? Damn I’ll see y’all next year.

[@fishfan2]

So much for weekly uploads lol and no Halloween vid??

[@M1keo]

See you next year Dom for the next video

[@mdursun6742]

Tomorrow will be "next week", can't wait for the new video 🙂

[@emmanueltusa9346]

mdursun6742 I was excited to where’s the video?

[@mdursun6742]

@@emmanueltusa9346 I... I don't understand... It is supposed to be here... We were Bamboozled!

[@emmanueltusa9346]

mdursun6742 like a dad , I think he just whent to the store for some smokes

[@mdursun6742]

@@emmanueltusa9346 I felt that

[@josefernando3282]

Last time i was here this early Bradley Martyn was still on Grindr and not on youtube

[@bpmiller87]

Dom was here two weeks in a row, but his microphone wasn't.

[@jefffawcett]

The BJ story is just pure gold, every line lol. Dr Seuss 😂

[@ABAtrading]

The ONLY channel who's sponsorship bullshit I STAY for cause it's that funny

[@geraldg4631]

None too pleased at the sight she sees -Dom Mazzetti 2019

[@adityasagolsem213]

Ahhh i see last week video wasn't enough to pay the rent...

[@mail123619]

I was just re watching some old classic and this bad boy pops up thank you Jesus.

[@johnnycto7576]

Dom is the only one commercial actor that I would listen to.