If Workouts Were Halloween Candy

Bro Science #128: your workouts and your candy say a lot about you.
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[@Slashman007]

"Once you finish that bar your fun is over. And as a powerlifter, once you leave the gym your fun is over. Cause now your just a fat guy no one knows is strong" wow ive missed you Mazzetti

[@cellardoor8943]

@@Aggrobiscuit I get the humor,but (raw) powerlifters in the sub-308 division are jacked.Even some super heavyweights are.Look up Petr Petras.You mean to tell me that guy doesn't look strong?

[@Ozow1234]

Im a small guy thats strong. 170 and just under the thousand pound club :/. No one knows

[@yannickroy4859]

@@Ozow1234 Thousand pound club doesn't really qualify as strong tho. Anyone can reach that without specific powerlifting training.

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

@@cellardoor8943 but a lot ARE fat. Cause to lift HEAVY weights like they do you need fat in order to protect the joints. Ronnie's muscles were his demise lol.

[@cellardoor8943]

@@GeekedOutNeckbeard fat doesnt do shit for your joints.They're fat because they eat a lot in order to train hard.Ronnie's demise was his shit form and bad training.No hate for Ronnie,just being real.

[@aduck5011]

Wait since when does he have to pay rent twice a month!?!

[@sp-nj9le]

probably just getting extra money for halloween

[@Legionary42]

A Duck Do you weigh the same as a witch?

[@hexartz378]

He wants to start a new test cycle

[@loganfields252]

A Duck *year

[@raezor82]

Must've bought a time share

[@DINOSAUR-me3ld]

“Salty on the outside, bland and crumbling on the inside.” This line had me dead

[@SerwerShwan]

Hit a bit too close to home for me, but good nontheless

[@mori5271]

@@SerwerShwan sad nigga hours

[@DINOSAUR-me3ld]

killa100 Thanks

[@chrissant6277]

Just like people who workout at home

[@jamietodd2560]

5:50Guy's protecting his eyes from that SWOLAR radiation.

[@5000MikeMaster]

Jamie Todd bro doma reaction was priceless he was thrown off his shit

[@molehansman247]

Why did he walk as close as possible on purpose? Fuckin hater

[@bdwitt66]

I love the shameless stretch to 10 minutes.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

bdwitt66 Dom is a being without shame.

[@desertfresh3740]

And I'll watch the whole fuckin' thing, too. Lol

[@salty1002]

Same

[@Slayer666th]

That is the genius of creating Dom. Every other person would get hate but it totally fits the douchy character of Dom and since he portrais himself as constantly broke it even makes sense, pure genius move by Mike.

[@virgilvalentine8548]

bdwitt66 fuck it, they deserve to get paid lol

[@harshchauhan8635]

2 videeeeooossss in the same month....I’m living in a dream

[@platformready383]

I'm just happy there's a video! XD

[@micpere1991]

Snake Eater!!!!!

[@darennfreitas3636]

The Bromosexual wow youre gay af

[@Jabooty_Williams]

He had to pay internet

[@samshipley2431]

It's called *T R A P I T A L I S M*

[@brandoncharters5418]

I laughed so hard at that🤣🤣

[@apexpredator9021]

Trap city

[@KZ_MMA_]

These videos are so good

[@DCComicsAndSomeOtherThings]

Traptain American

[@dominicbegay9355]

@@brandoncharters5418 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöoooooooo

[@DINOSAUR-me3ld]

I never thought someone can physically eclipse Larry wheels like that.

[@bl731mang3]

Did Dom just try to deadlift the weight that Larry Wheels failed to hit yesterday? I asking because I'm surprised he didn't try to curl it instead.

[@brook-y1s]

Brandon Liang that would be too easy for him

[@freakychannel123]

he decided not to cause it was light. that bar couldn't hold all the plates he was tryna hit.

[@thatdarki8266]

Yeah you getting there. Good for you 🤣

[@TheJohnnystockman]

Known fact. Don can curl more than he deadlifts.

[@ignacioaguirrenoguez6218]

TheJohnnystockman fake, infinite=infinite

[@BKamin14]

Lmao outtro is perfect, gotta hit 10 minutes 😂

[@jonotwist]

Wonder if he finished?

[@josesammut9396]

At least someone else stuck around 😂

[@masterdebo1]

I literally watched till the end

[@REDandBLUEandORANGE]

And you know I watched the whole fucking outtrow Because fuck ya dom posted

[@jacobmeyers3446]

I'm missing the joke. Why10 minutes?

[@RevivedLegacy]

My favorite part of the recent vids has no doubt been the two minute outros

[@andrewiest4289]

Gotta hit that 10 minute mark 😂

[@CStrik3r]

2 videos in the same year. Wow Dom really IS broke.

[@markasbrown9120]

"Crossfit... This is an apple with a razor blade in it." 😂😂😂😂

[@Section8dc]

Best analogy ever lol

[@arogueburrito]

If you cross fit you at least gotta bench 225 and run a 4:20 mile

[@alexanderson1091]

@@arogueburrito at least 6 minutes not 4 minutes that’s almost a world record dude

[@arogueburrito]

@@alexanderson1091 3:47.13 is the world record. I've ran closer to 4:20 and thousands of people could crush me. It was an exaggeration when I wrote the comment, but still a 4 minute mile isn't elite. Sub 3:50 is

[@alexanderson1091]

@@arogueburrito sub 4 minute might be but 6 minutes is advanced athletic standards

[@MrGidget97]

New videos, every week - for real this time.

[@yannickeichelsdorfer3913]

His bit about people who work out at home hits a lot different during quarantine... yes, we are dead inside, but now its all of us

[@N000bMaster69]

The looks you gave those sidewalk creeps 😂😂😂

[@harshchauhan8635]

Dom didn’t lifted Larry’s PR weight because there wasn’t enough weight on the bar for Dom

[@Pedrofitbulls]

Harsh Chauhan big facts

[@PrinceMarcusWilliam]

Great English skills all day

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

stopped sniffing creatine for this, better be good.

[@JohnTheRecoilJunkie]

Why stop? I'm still going.

[@JaxBlade]

'Shreddy Krueger' SPAT MAH DAMN DRINK xD bahahahhaha

[@manisolanki9013]

You're everywhere broo

[@haydenlogan1695]

Never thought I’d see my 2 heroes in the same place

[@bigboisupremeo1139]

Jax, you and Dom are my favorite you tubers.

[@r.p.4432]

That should be a shirt

[@danielbel67]

Jason SWOLEhees

[@riseatd-holistichealthfitn2387]

DING DONG and welcome to the KING(DOM )..

[@AleQuag]

That dog should be your new gym buddy Dom. He is way bigger than Bradley Smallville.

[@JAHDude]

QUAG He is a she my guy.

[@raeed98]

😂

[@kevinnelson6070]

Fairly sure that's Bradley's dog.

[@MrDon967]

giggity

[@JAHDude]

Kevin Nelson it is

[@josem7402]

Dom you’ve been uploading very consistently lately.. Everything okay ..?

[@nikbinaz]

Zay Flacko gotta pay the bills

[@josem7402]

Aziz Nikbin I thought he lived free with his small skinny friend, what’s his name.. Bradley or somethin?

[@snadem506]

His piceps look smaller than usual... Maby he needs more money for steroids 🤔

[@ErikTheElectric]

Dom, I think you need more candy.

[@javiergarza4596]

hi Erick

[@iam_izzi]

😂😂😂 2:56 as a powerlifter once you leave the gym the fun is over cause then you're just a fat guy that no one knows is strong

[@kavonookee5605]

Ding dong welcome to the KingDom

[@ritchl3262]

Epic!

[@aduck5011]

Post twice in the same month *WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO DOM!*

[@harryknutt8912]

Christmas just came early boys....now i gotta call her an uber and bounce her the fuck out

[@dtanktdtank]

Ran out of money wasting on protein

[@psychogenesis6755]

Lol

[@dickdingus2703]

Dom's mk ultra now

[@remyboswijk]

A Duck maybe some weird pre-midlifecrisis

[@JesseForgione]

I was expecting a jacked-o-lantern pun.

[@Sam-pg8cs]

Twice a month? His land lord must be atrocious.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If workouts were Halloween candy, then we'd finally be as big as Uncle Dom.

[@MFM-gv2dp]

YOU AGAIN

[@godfistclw580]

Bahahaha wtf do you have brother called "some guy WITH a moustache"? Just saw him in a naruto video lol

[@mori5271]

as a fellow weeb in the comments i gotta say i fucking love fairy tail, juvia is the best girl

[@thepoliticslover]

only can only dream

[@osamaadel4550]

The gun sound never gets old

[@gurmansinghtakhar5098]

0:49 Who's that small dude in the background

[@bendikok6619]

He’s actually pretty big tbh he just looks small next to dom

[@tytffgydumavaa7449]

0:50 is that Larry wheels in the background?

[@omarelkhaldy879]

Tytffgy Dumavaa yep

[@slowjoe4209]

Yep

[@sammybabizin]

Yep

[@riceandn00dles31]

Yep

[@alexcendrier7854]

Yep

[@brandonadrien3476]

Talk about time under tension... Dom's 10 minute session is no joke. I feel gainz... in his wallet at the least.

[@heyblondie28]

Has it been 3 months already???

[@SelftaughtAnimator]

I know right.. Time flies so fast, feels like a week .

[@anasabbas98]

Its only been a week...

[@heyblondie28]

@@anasabbas98 thats the joke dude..

[@anasabbas98]

Mine was the joke...🤦‍♀️

[@skullkid112]

I'm always surprised at how well thought out these are.

[@maxcapacity4423]

5:51 to 5:55 killed me xD LMFAO that double look at the end especially!!!!

[@willemgroen7546]

Dude take a break or something.. so many uploads like you have to watch your health bro

[@talkeenpandor6990]

Wtf is this upload frequency

[@Menaceblue3]

Who knew that the Vernal Equinox happens more than once a year?

[@Aedrikor]

@@Menaceblue3 Only real ones get it

[@connorwilde1471]

New videos every week. Not that complicated.

[@thecompanyandcountryoftrat4939]

0:51 is that larrywheels in the background

[@thecompanyandcountryoftrat4939]

🤔

[@samuelvillalva1090]

Wut is he doing there

[@rachelneumann9041]

Lol we're all pretzels now 😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Shreddy Krueger for Halloween

[@PalmTree26]

Shreddy Krueger is actually a band name, funny enough.

[@mariasalzillo7486]

@@PalmTree26 oo

[@cjl221]

Jesus christ that rent must be insane

[@VVJumparVV]

2:39 that woman in the mirror is the biggest dude in the gym

[@theozlander4629]

His face when those guys walked past was PRICELESS 😂😂

[@Weezy420]

not to be confused with swalloween

[@martyes9563]

That is something VERY different my friend. Hope you're not on the receiving end of that holiday

[@karanpannu5834]

Swallowing*

[@DanRustle]

@@karanpannu5834 SWALLOWtheWEENer

[@karanpannu5834]

Dan Rustle yeah that's exactly what I told you mom!

[@ksphone394]

It's actually been a week

[@GodlessAnti]

"What are you running from? The ghost of the love your parents never had for you?" This is the greatest thing Dom has ever said.

[@xXBotHunterXx]

You can feel more life in this video compared to the last. Glad you're back and hope you enjoy creating and not faking, no pressure. We've already waited 4 months for one video, ease back into it.

[@boysrock4546]

How is this guy still cracking me up ?

[@o.ki.ku.k1664]

The ghost of the love that your parents never had for you. Never fail to disappoint Uncle Dom.

[@giancarlodisalvo1784]

Not sure how many videos you are going to post going forward but I just wanted to say thank you for the entertainment all these years

[@mtcondie]

"The ghost of the love your parents never had for you..." That's awesome! lol

[@orderofscribes]

He has risen... oh wait wrong holiday

[@lz2141]

2 videos in the same month = no videos for a whole year

[@darennfreitas3636]

This is one of the only honest bodybuilders on youtube, just about everyone else takes roids or lies about not taking roids

[@chrislb110]

Love how honest he is with the ads and videos 😂

[@BigUriel]

I learned a new insult today, a pretzel is someone who is salty on the outside and bland and crumbling on the inside.

[@roadhouse6999]

I learned that I am a pretzel today.

[@AndrewRobeen]

Whatever candy is legs, I'm throwing it out real quick!

[@esme553]

Legs is Broccoli.

[@str8upskol]

Andrew Robeen Gaming there the tricks.

[@creedns]

Candy corn. Nobody fuckin needs it.

[@thesecond4767]

What’s legs???

[@mcfarvo]

Legs = black licorice

[@vladislav2659]

5:52 nobody's gonna talk about him being an absolute golden vein for memes? Look at the time stamp. You got two amazing meme templates right there

[@o0Avalon0o]

This is literally my favorite type of humor. No idea what it's called lol. Also, the puns are always top notch!

[@boyshark123]

Satire

[@search4wisdom]

Return to form. Much funnier than recent videos. Thank you sir.

[@osamaadel4550]

What happened to uploading twice a century 😨

[@jodaf1n_67]

2:20 lol he even includes the exact same weights larry used in his last video. This must be the best gym there is! Meeting legends and having fun

[@matt_pritchard_]

Love the way he grinds it out to 10 mins for ad money but it’s okay because there’s also comedic value behind it 😂😂

[@theavataroni9453]

We all get haunted by Freddy Kruger, while Dom gets haunted by Shreddy Kruger.

[@AndrewRobeen]

Dom, you ok? Your uploading a lot!

[@richardsmith5803]

You're*

[@AndrewRobeen]

Richard smith correct English overrated bro!

[@galabovaa]

I had not seen any of your videos for a few months, just remembered. I just wanted to say I love you

[@sovereigndaoforsale]

"new videos every...one's a winner" fucking brilliant

[@ZacharyLaid]

Who actually watched till the end? 😂

[@unitedhustlersofamerica8185]

Zachary Laid Finding Freedom Lmao youtubers need the money

[@oatmealfilms5769]

Make dat money

[@dillonshuffle]

Yep

[@pashaboss6]

I didn't get why he needs to make it a 10 min vid

[@ZacharyLaid]

Pasha Boss youtube wants us content creators to make longer form content in order for it to be better promoted with the algorithm. Sucks but it is what it is. Even dom struggling on the youtube

[@TodayEyeLearned]

NEW BROSCIENCE?? Is it my birthday already?... oh wait it is. I guarantee this video will make me bust out laughing even at a funeral

[@user-jf6mc4xc3v]

5:18 dude in the background has an aneurism with water in his mouth.

[@pandahsykes602]

@3:57 absolute best part of this entire video 😊😎😍🙏 He was wagging his tail so hard when dom let him go XD

[@bl00sub]

Is Gian still a part of production? I always really liked his questions from behind the camera.

[@dennismaherii]

Like if Dom is the biggest man on earth

[@lostinsauce4515]

I got this to 69 likes what do I win?

[@tylergcole1727]

I was in tears when he was playing with the dog, had to replay 20 times

[@joshuamaldonado8241]

6:26 My friend runs cross country and loves candy corn and this explains everything

[@Mozay3D]

What in the actual hell is the guy in the background at 5:20 doing? Swishing pre workout like it’s mouthwash? A casual gym exorcism?

[@TheStereovenom]

I swish my pre like a man Haha

[@ryanawe6190]

@@TheStereovenom bruh you sound offended

[@TheStereovenom]

@@ryanawe6190i need a safe space on the internet.

[@justinring5172]

Preworkout

[@mr.chicken8903]

Sounds like something a pretzel would say

[@kingandrew7745]

The Ultimate Bro is back

[@georgelackman3374]

dude this guy is the only person that legit makes me laugh my ass off every time i watch him. Please never stop doing these vids. they are the fucking best things on the planet.

[@LaPotraBellaca]

The side eye you gave the passers by killed me

[@divyanshunegi4781]

Dom looking like Shreddy Cougar this Halloween

[@josephartemis8406]

Dom is strong I mean he instantly beat Brad at arm wrestle

[@maxcoluccio6493]

"If some one tells you that they like candy corn or cardio you know there childhood was seriously fucked up " 😂😂

[@justins8634]

"People who work out at home are dead inside." Such a good quote 2 years later

[@gilbertrios5839]

Omg there are ads, congrats dude

[@coffeestop4170]

DING DONG WELCOME TO THE KING DOM LMFAOO

[@ickdon7999]

“If you like cardio, yer probably a fuckin serial killer”. Lmfao. Dying.

[@BigTCompany]

finally someone stands up to candy corn

[@TheAllAroundShow]

cuz you knew they wouldn’t go stale, because they already are 💀💀💀💀💀 LMFAOO

[@playswithsquirrels3799]

Mike going through life crisis, getting multiple tattoos after 30. feelsbad

[@Luka-cu8ep]

Well that’s cool.. if he’d done it at 20 he eould regret it by now. But he’s mature enough now

[@kingkobbrah3583]

the way he looked at those guys walking past killed me

[@AirborneAnt]

When it says “take one” I take all the candy...and the bowl!!!

[@yz249]

I didn’t know it was 2019 already

[@divyanshunegi4781]

Trapitalism

[@president.z2566]

Lmao this is the first video I've seen people in the gym actually react to Dom's shenanigans

[@forkdraws7297]

What? Dom uploaded two videos in a month??? Is this heaven??

[@thundafromdownunda8340]

What's with that guy covering his face as he passed 😂 you aren't wanted by the mob son, nobody cares 😂 loved Doms face though 😂

[@marcelzed1154]

Plot twist: he *was* wanted by the mob and they got him thanks to this video

[@kimdavis8833]

5:55 I'm dying😂😂😂

[@sandroabba1742]

LMAOO, that 2nd stare at 5:52 cracked me up

[@jakevale4955]

The best joke in the entire vid has to be saying Larry's 922lb wasn't enough weight on the bar, nobody can dance with Dom Mazzetti