RIP Cricket ~ Not Interested Any More

RIP Cricket ~ Not Interested Any More | Ask Ganjiswag

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@snartist1764 Ай бұрын

The things that I learned from this Ask GanjiSwag session: 1. You're not marrying a person; you're actually marrying their childhood. 2. People spend their lives trying to make other people happy. 3. Before finding a beautiful girl, one must look at their own character. 4. The good ones are always already taken. 5. Pakistani people were doing everything instead of their own important jobs. 6. "Aakhir mein, larki ka chakkar, kabhi Rori kabhi Sakhar." 7. One thing that I forgot to include, "Maa betha k or Biwi leta k samjati hai"

@Vibration.Nation Ай бұрын

Do this for every podcast going forward

@snartist1764 Ай бұрын

@@Vibration.Nation I will try dude!

@ahmadwaheed8003 Ай бұрын

Wasay and Iffi were saying the truth from the past 4 years.

@reez1728 Ай бұрын

And so was Altaf Hussain in the past 40 years. You're just realising this now.

@Comedybites3629 Ай бұрын

@@reez1728 altaf husaain ne khud sabse ziada barbaadi ki hy karachi me , wake up kiddo

@syedwaqar11 Ай бұрын

this shows your Cricket knowledge 🤣

@taibanasir Ай бұрын

For RSVP on invitation cards; the concept is not taught to our people. If it was written in one’s own language it’ll make it easier

@WasifKhanGD Ай бұрын

Salute to both of you, the cameraman and Mr. J

@indianavijay Ай бұрын

In India, similar situations occur where the wealthy often escape justice for serious crimes. For instance, do you remember the famous Salman Khan hit-and-run case? He was accused of killing a person while driving under the influence, and although compensation was paid to the victim's family, his high-profile lawyer eventually argued that Salman wasn't driving at the time of the accident. You should watch the movie Jolly LLB-it highlights how the rich can evade punishment. In India, it's money that can influence justice, while in Pakistan, it's often Sharia law or power

@ChandreshMittal-i8d Ай бұрын

You probably have forgotten that he was in jail for killling a deer. So its about people fighting the case. Dont blame the justice system

@Ashish02579 Ай бұрын

@@ChandreshMittal-i8d why not? Salman khan was convicted by the lower court but the high court suspended that sentence in 1 yr and acquitted him later, no one has that much time to run behind the court, same in hit and run case by Salman khan, same is happening now in pune porshe case. Money speaks....

@Vert-t6t Ай бұрын

Getting bail in road accident is very common Please learn some law before opening your mouth

@Ashish02579 Ай бұрын

@Vert-t6t plz read law before teaching other, getting bail and getting acquitted is also different, they were never convicted for the crime. In recent porshe case he was acquitted from the court by writing a letter, you really want to defend this....

@nishant54 Ай бұрын

😂😂@@Vert-t6t

@rashid6666 Ай бұрын

59:00 Junaid Bhai, whoever is in the central contract, should be sent to Australia so that they can fix the problems like bowling, batting, fielding, and teaching a little professionalism with media training, and after that, they should be called after one year, and all the raw talents should be sent to any England club. I prefer England or Australia because Pakistani clubs and coaches are not capable of making brands like Warner, Root, etc. After four or five years, results will start; otherwise, we will continue to be humiliated in the same way.

@hiimibrahimshaiekh Ай бұрын

1:21:25 these scams don't/can't happen in Karachi at the least coz there aren't cafes or hangout spots where they can happen. I don't know about Lhr or Isb, but what I can tell is that they happen on a more private and elite level. Those who are smart have understood what I meant by the last line.

@TailorAhmad Ай бұрын

"Waited so long that the clock’s battery died of old age. Time literally stood still!"😂

@voidzdomain69 Ай бұрын

OH MY GOD JUNAID BHAI POSTING ANOTHER GANJISWAG VIDEO WHAT A BLESSED FRIDAY IT IS

@rajsinghji-84 Ай бұрын

25:00 India doesn’t allow Beef export. What you are referring to if Buffalo Meat (we call it buff here, not beef), but in the international market it is known as beef. And the reason why Indian meat exporters keep “muslims” as a front because a lot of buff goes to Muslim countries where “halal” Is preferable. So to make the buff “kosher” for Muslims, Indian Hindu meat exporters keep shadow “muslims” as a front. Just giving you the context.

@rohand04 Ай бұрын

Please note as per law beef consumption and beef trade is not illegal...but killing cow is a criminal activity under animal husbandry act.. similarly as horse killing for meat is a criminal act under animal husbandry act there ie USA law..

@rohand04 Ай бұрын

water buffalo meat is called buff.. not beef.. so officially we do export largest amount of beef that is buffalo meat.. FYI .. Even in India beef sale is still legal .. which is restricted by some State and so you can sell meat from Kerala.. But cow slaughter is a criminal offence..

@rohans31 Ай бұрын

Hum cousin ke saath bistar lagate hain 🤣🤣🤣🤣 epic

@HarshKharwar-jp6nf Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 Ай бұрын

Arre yaar

@Bozojimmy Ай бұрын

What does it mean

@dominator88175 Ай бұрын

Yar bhai ap log muslaman nhi ho kia? I dont understand why you guys ere so Influenced by them Narration by Abu Hurairah: The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "You can marry your cousins." (Sunan Ibn Majah)

@hasankhannnnn Ай бұрын

@@dominator88175leave them if these people start to read their own so called gods life they will stop hating us (only if they have dignity)

@arnabkundu114 Ай бұрын

but india mai koi bhi beef ka business kar sakta hai....even india se sabse jayda beef jo company export karti hai ...that is owned by a hindu and beef is actually legal in india but is has to be buffalo meat not cow meat

@9Rehankhan19 Ай бұрын

Cow meat ke naam pe bohot lynching huvi hai india mein. Recently even ek hindu ko bhi maar diya on the suspicion of carrying beef

@rohand04 Ай бұрын

@@9Rehankhan19 please note these are extra judicial killings.. there is no law for killing a person for his religious provocation.. you have alive example right now In your country.. zakhir niak.. who has disrespect Hinduism Christianity on a loudspeaker and yet was tolerated..

@rohand04 Ай бұрын

@@9Rehankhan19 Also note that the whole cow vigilante is direct responce to the provocation of Muslim.. many Muslim in order to piss off the Hindu sentiments (i have many Muslim friends who own slaughter houses) as mark of dominance or defiance.. do slaughter cow and essentially put a bull head while selling it.. This is in Pune where the cow slaughter is illegal There has been some 28 cases of lynching for cow.. but a similar number of Muslim cutting head for alleged disrespect of Muhammad is also relevant.. be it in nupur Sharma case or Jaipur killing or banglore etc etc Yes agree India is not perfect...but as a catholic Church going Indian i am blessed to be born here than on the other side of the borderline..

@YTworld-69 Ай бұрын

Jains not Hindus

@Insaanbansalman Ай бұрын

Alhamduillah time sorted Lage raho Junaid bhai

@kairos116 Ай бұрын

Remedy for hiccups…..I don’t know how to explain it but I’ll try my best. -Ek glass ko water se half fill kare. -Sink k pas jaye, hold you glass like you’re about to drink from it. -Start drinking water from the opposite rim of the glass that is NOT closer to your mouth. - It’s gonna be awkward, you will spill so be careful and you might have to adjust water quantity. This method is tried and tested on many people . Do give it a try and let me know if an Indian could cure your hiccups lmao.

@dhruvilkumpavat6037 Ай бұрын

0:50, I saw a podcast of animal podcast, where they said if you take a glass of water and put a knife or a metal thing, it relaxes your hiccups and because I don't have bad hiccups, in my case, it stops immediately. You can try this method and see. I hope you read this comment. Love you from Ahmedabad, India

@AkashMaddy-l1z Ай бұрын

Mind blowing junaid bhai. You are doing great job.

@Kirankhan06 Ай бұрын

Thanks for episode

@Sadiq01 Ай бұрын

Gosh Gosh - Bister wala start main hi brhyia tha yar 😂😂😂😂

@awais105794 Ай бұрын

Loved to listen to your honest opinions bro.

@faraznaqvi1113 Ай бұрын

"Rip cricket" junaid bhae there's a whole lot of other sports to be interested in, its not the end of the world lmao

@TheBatman-o2i Ай бұрын

3:54 Hum Bistar lagaate hain 🤣😆🤣😆

@ishhhhhhh. Ай бұрын

Love U sir ❤

@MuhammadAbdullah-yy9dp Ай бұрын

Great video

@bluelobster-me2u Ай бұрын

Hats off to you bro coz ur first 69 secs sums up the problem of the entire nation.......

@muzairmughal2886 Ай бұрын

Junaid bhai stop watching Cricket and start watching league of legends then you will know a legend name Faker

@Ayaazz012 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kam logon ko samaj aye ga

@muzairmughal2886 Ай бұрын

@@Ayaazz012 right bro but ab keya bhe kya ja skata ha

@ruchhirshrrivastava Ай бұрын

Actually Allah naraz h inko uchi salwar n kurta pehan k khilao n moochein katwao aur dadyan badwao inshallah jeetna shuru krdoge Maulana Tariq Jameel ko coach bnao smjhte ho aur sab sahi hoga n haan ye practice band kro dua kro tab mamla sudhrega😅😂

@iwanttodie7199 Ай бұрын

league of legends aray bhai 😂

@Gamer-ct9nq Ай бұрын

Faker eSports player right❤?

@syedwaqar11 Ай бұрын

@3:55 Summary of our culture, junaid bhai Epic yaar I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@2007hamza Ай бұрын

28:57 - Shahbaz Shareef comment.. EPIC 🤣🤣🤣

@atifaryans1237 Ай бұрын

she is not paid 5 crore please do some research she is only paid 8,103,955.

@danyaltahir367 Ай бұрын

No bro the amount you quote is equivalent to 30 grams of silver set by the state. However one must pay more than that.

@M.Yousuf444 Ай бұрын

0:52 i haven't tried this one myself yet but i saw a video where they said that if you have hiccups just think that you don't have them anymore and they go away so try this the next time you get them

@FaizanWarraich7 Ай бұрын

JUNAID JANI LOVE YOU

@abubakr1731 Ай бұрын

Now I have trust issues Thank you😊

@indianavijay Ай бұрын

There is no nationwide law in India that prohibits Hindus from eating or selling beef. However, in some states, the sale of beef is completely banned, making it a crime for everyone, regardless of religion. Despite this, many Hindu beef exporters are involved in the business, as it remains a trade opportunity

@mrgyani Ай бұрын

No actually beef is banned in India, in most states. There are some exceptions in few states. But this ban has existed since pre independence. Beef is sold in India & exported, but it's buffalo meat.

@prashantchachadi6896 Ай бұрын

Sale n consumption of cow meat is prohibited in many states since independence...buffalo meat is exported n that's also called beef😮

@rohand04 Ай бұрын

@@mrgyani Please note as per law beef consumption and beef trade is not illegal... but killing cow is a criminal activity under animal husbandry act.. similarly as horse killing for meat is a criminal act under animal husbandry act there ie USA law..

@ITz__pratap7 Ай бұрын

Nice beard men.🧔‍♂️

@userl7wq2ky7w 5 күн бұрын

Junaid! Your Ask sessions are indeed your best quality product. They're probably not the most profitable for you because desi awam are not quite into the intellectual content. However if you could turn it into a scalable business somehow, then sky will be your limit

@DaniyalShaikh-w8r Ай бұрын

Junaid bhai! Long time no Dr solangi :(

@puncturedtube Ай бұрын

my younger brother in law wedding was day before yesterday.. Literally I didn't see the whole wedding card let alone RSVP, since I know basic details. And yes, the concept of RSVP yet not understood by us even who know its true meaning.

@wdk7432 Ай бұрын

Why did you move to this office?

@naveenyadav8839 Ай бұрын

Good video

@gmaingforfun Ай бұрын

Mama bitha kar samjhati he , biwi Lita kar samjhati he 😂😂😂😂😂 Epic Junaid Bhai

@aniketkamble7495 Ай бұрын

Junaid bhai you look like Avdhut gupte singer from 🇮🇳

@DIANAXNetherLand Ай бұрын

At 15:19 No. Bhai, That Podcast with UK Sarmad is Available on your channel!

@Yusuf-lp6bo Ай бұрын

Why junaid sir your podcast are not available on Spotify or youtube music?

@TheDartholiver Ай бұрын

I friend of mine called me on my wedding asking for direcrions while i was posing for picture. When I told him about the location he started gossiping.

@rutvik23 Ай бұрын

I stopped watching cricket after 2011 world cup. Recently in Asia Cup i started again because we played well

@hassanImtiazi Ай бұрын

@junaid, please consider uploading videos on Spotify/Apple/Google podcast channels again please. Maybe after few weeks of uploading it on KZbin?

@Shreya_4444 Ай бұрын

In India we write(with family) if they want to invite family and only the person's name if we don't want to invite family. And people should have common sense.

@BilalH.-qx2xm Ай бұрын

Hello Junaid bhai! If i may provide unsolicited suggestion here, a lighter background would suit so much better on youtube at least. The blackout curtains are so dark whereas white, cream, beige curtains would really open up the mood and atmosphere. Peace!

@Nickgilani Ай бұрын

In Gujrat RSVP means Rokra saathe vela padharo

@hiimibrahimshaiekh Ай бұрын

16:45 GTA Karachi😂🤣😆

@rishimali9884 Ай бұрын

Wasey and iffi are 1000% right

@asimshaukat9280 Ай бұрын

Junaid bhai you just mentioned we even have maids for flats So for I understand most of us had improved our living standards for good and still all of us criticize Pakistan ky halat thek nahi. I am living abroad most of our desi people live in rented houses and own a car and they are extremely happy with the life On the contrary, in Pakistan some people have multiple properties and luxurious and still says Pakistan is not a good place to life.

@legendaryhound5261 Ай бұрын

8:13 😂😂😂, epic ho Gaya...🙏🤣

@minhalhaider2516 Ай бұрын

wasay iffi were always right about mdc babar

@persianbilli Ай бұрын

Why arent you uploading on apple podcasts anymore?

@ashishs8687 Ай бұрын

Cousine sister ke saath bedding was epic 😅

@muneebrehman6288 Ай бұрын

54:41 iftikhar hoga ya phir imad wasim 😂

@narottamkumar270 Ай бұрын

Babar azam

@seeker9036 Ай бұрын

10:35 kya baat kr rhe ho 😮

@aneelsiddiqui2992 Ай бұрын

Nursing job they offer is like babysitting for older people.

@sensibleguy7892 Ай бұрын

14:20 usually it is Rs 1500 plate. So those guys must have damaged him about Rs13500

@subhanaly. Ай бұрын

Junaid sir askganjiswag is my favorite series but please ab question read krne wala part me video me na dikhaya karein usse behter hai ap screenshot laga dey jisnne question read krna hai krle ab direct answer den is se video ki length kam hojayegi ..❤

@Mayank-h9b Ай бұрын

Bhai jaan, met you in New York outside the cricket stadium after Pakistan v Canada. Love your funny stories, keep making great content & next time you come to the US, would love to take you for food, feel free to bring family without worry of looking bhooka nanga 😂

@student1821 Ай бұрын

I dont know why wine is banned in Pakistan. Its a symbol of prestige

@sangeetaluthra1554 Ай бұрын

Table clock showing 02:20 hrs for the last 10 minutes.

@lilone286 Ай бұрын

Cricket is a colonial hangover for both india and pakistan

@abdul.raheem Ай бұрын

1:07:49 junaid bhai the reel you were talking about was beautiful girl, Dahej, Seal packed. agar teeno to tick karo to ek untick hota hai. seal packed to untick karo to dahej aur beautiful girl tick hote hai 😂😂

@atif_kaloodi Ай бұрын

Who listens to this guy 🙏

@mohammadrohankhan3087 Ай бұрын

47:18 thumbnail title starts from here

@AmjadKhan-xd3eo Ай бұрын

Pakistan's test cricket struggles have reached new depths, losing by an innings after scoring over 500 runs, a first in cricket history, and marking their sixth consecutive loss in the format.

@Bhule_Bisre_Alfaaz Ай бұрын

Shubham Gill was sacked by BCCI when he goes on business meeting during US tour

@legendaryhound5261 Ай бұрын

Really? I thought he was ur future captain...if what ur saying is true then i really appreciate BCCI.....

@satishtadvi391 Ай бұрын

Dudhdulari vali stroy sunai he pehle bhi 😂😂😂😂 12:35

@inspire.investor Ай бұрын

Junaid I believe during first 2 quarter of the 2024 you have uploaded podcast in Which there were you 4 guys including goglu, Dr solangi and one another including you , so have you removed it out I am just not able to found it.

@FarazQadri Ай бұрын

How do we rent a space like this? any contact?

@dawoodsuriya8361 Ай бұрын

❤

@da46-kan Ай бұрын

i always thought RSVP meant reservation, i really am dumb 😂

@Bdawg. Ай бұрын

Lol the person asking for alcohol to be banned: bhai aap shariah me se diyat nikal dou because the only reason she was able to get out, was because of diyat clause available in Shariah.

@MysticMair Ай бұрын

After the arrival of Noman Ali, Sajid khan and kamran ghulam. We may still have some hopes.

@timesOfhindu82385 Ай бұрын

Ham bistar lagate hai I love you bro what a joke

@MagnumMotions Ай бұрын

I haven't watched cricket match in over 17 years

@MuneebAhmed98 Ай бұрын

Brother ap b partnership krlo junejo k sth study consultant. A new challenge and you can sponsor the needy one..

@hasnainumerkhanzada Ай бұрын

Don't move away from cricket, just move away from pakistan's cricket.

@foraikscorner9132 Ай бұрын

نہیں جنید بھائ اب نرسنگ کا امیج بالکل ہی بدل گیا پاکستان میں بھی بہت سارے کنسلٹنٹ ڈاکٹرز بھی خود پوچھتے ہم سے کہ نرسنگ کے لئے ایڈمشن کے قواعد و ضوابط کیا ہیں اب تو لوگ رشوت اور سفارش تک ڈھونڈتے نرسنگ ایڈمشن کے لئے

@seriouscontract4262 Ай бұрын

99 World Cup where Wasim Akram was shamelessly laughing after the loss of world cup final , on the stage, cackling with Aussie players. Turned off a whole generation of Pakistanis from cricket

@nayanekbote Ай бұрын

Sir is there any place in Pakistan that like Goa?

@DesiChilean Ай бұрын

11:17 the platform movie dekho aisa hi hai

@MyKhan1995 Ай бұрын

I'm from Sukkur and I vouch for it. Larki ka chakkar, kabhi Rohri kabhi Sukkur.

@saurabhvimal1008 Ай бұрын

Dating scam is so common now

@DarthVader13579 Ай бұрын

Get rid of this annoying music while the timer runs.

@house2914 Ай бұрын

There is mute button in your phone

@hariss1990 Ай бұрын

Leli bhai leli 😂

@sumairafatima7732 Ай бұрын

Junaid bhai amna family didn't take a penny .they just forgive no 5 cores

@lahoreparts1575 Ай бұрын

Premier sy reach kam hoty h junaid bahi regular kr jy dekh lo reach Mily g axhy

@abdulmoeed8671 Ай бұрын

26:20 junaid bhai jitni jaleebi tal len you cannot find a loop hole to convince k "Deeyat" main ghareeb k liye bhi koi rasta ho skta hai... Even if you could implement "Shareeyat" (which btw Ghamdi denies existence of any Islamic governance system aka "Shariyat") even than a Poor man cannot pay Deeyat . Its a law for rich person only, whether there is Banana republic or Shariyat governance system. Poor cannot pay diyaat its against logic! no matter what are the circumstances. Some would say k "Imaam" ya State ghareeb ki deeyat day sktay hain...Oo Bhai why would they!