Asking an A.I to turn 'Straight things' GAY

This is the future liberals want and the algorithm has confirmed it.
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[@meg7892]

I’m still screaming and writhing at the fact that I’m seeing this man live next year

[@Daisylands324]

I’m seeing him on October 22nd this year and cannot wait!!!

[@danisnotinteresting]

can't wait to see you writhe in person !

[@meg7892]

@@danisnotinteresting I AM ACTUALLY RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY HOUSE WHAT

[@beckettlastname7894]

@@danisnotinteresting this message is extremely concerning both with context and without /lh

[@taytaywinchester8214]

@@danisnotinteresting why did I think that said writhe in prison

[@danisnotinteresting]

youtube have already limited the ads on this and let's be honest it was the right decision

[@kvnb8262]

not even surprised tbh

[@xxakiraxx3954]

🤣

[@celestemedrano1799]

Well that was quick

[@abirch3301]

Pride month is over. We should all know that our existence is meaningless until June 2023

[@funkylilbaby]

they’re giving you the jojo siwa treatment

[@ht21]

I love that every audience seems to be majority lesbians. Dan is staying on brand.

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudofreverie786]

The phandom were literally gender envying dan and phil in the 2010s. That's why most of them are lesbians lol. This was a shared experience.

[@ohyikes7104]

@@cloudofreverie786 I’m sorry please can you explain this? I am lost and I want to understand :’D

[@connysophie]

Dan if you are being held against your will and forced to make content blink twice!

[@danisnotinteresting]

👁👄👁

[@tessareine]

@@danisnotinteresting you good bro lmfao

[@prageruwu69]

"i'm a terrible homosexual" cheers i'll drink to that

[@Lunabyes]

new instagram bio for sure

[@ChelCM03]

The amount of Dan content we've gotten this year is INSANE compared to the last 2 years Edit: omg thanks for the likes!!

[@Lunabyes]

I know right?! It's a little overwhelming but fuck it's been great seeing him so happy :')

[@Listen2WhatISay]

let’s be honest… compared to ever 😅

[@corneliastreet2491]

He’s never updated regularly lol. I hope that means he’s doing well and is excited about this

[@heybuddy3616]

dammit is THIS how I'm supposed to meet other lesbians??? nobody gave me a heads up that this is a chris fleming live show for recovering tumblr users????

[@rebelske]

the A in lgbtqia stands for AI actually

[@mhioca7279]

LgbtqAI

[@onestepshort6291]

"Smelly water for boys" is pretty much a catch all for the mens bath product section tbh

[@Jeevesie1988]

"Don't worry it's just a nub." Ah my non-binary asexual dreams come true.

[@YukiDemonOfHell]

RIGHT?!?!

[@navjotkaur74810]

Yes

[@existentialheart]

REAL REAL

[@apocalopez]

when i found dan i was a lonely and depressed kid in middle school and his content felt like a big warm hug. now i'm starting college in the fall and he's back again and all this new content feels like a bigger warmer hug

[@emmasmith1537]

Agh this is so wholesome

[@beepbeepeddie8010]

literally same om g

[@cynthia-ij8jj]

literally me too 😭

[@genr9109]

me too!!

[@isabellasalomon4354]

same

[@dogbert1440]

this is the most expressive i have ever heard dan be in my 8 years of watching him

[@SuperYoshiInvasion]

Thank you for this 8:23 is exactly the kind of lesbian representation we are lacking

[@ryanaverill1959]

apex lesbians unite!!

[@Renni_Jay]

"The one on the right there seems to have absorbed the other lesbian" *That* is just Steven Universe my guy

[@markuslouw3727]

Dan you should seriously do a stand up tour at intimate settings like this. It’s so much more my speed than the other shows. Adult themes that have grown with your audience

[@kennagrace4752]

"smelly water for boys because they don't like flavor" is one of my favorite things Dan has ever said 😭😭😭

[@superdrwholock]

My guy just strolled out and did stand up comedy really well, I feel parasocially proud

[@rocksgio]

Dan's comedy reminds me a lot of Joe Lycett. Slide shows, audience interaction, camp jacket, general queerness. Very into it!

[@hollyhales2831]

Very much those vibes, and I am here for it

[@chels_o5]

I LOVE JOE LYCETT

[@rebeccajanee]

Something about Dan just makes me feel so reassured and okay with myself, and I just wanted to thank him for making me feel like being who I am is okay💙💜💗

[@notreal3163]

fun fact dall-e cant do faces so people cant type in like, "the queen scissoring" and get a realistic image and spread it around like its real or something

[@cb97lmh]

something I didn’t know I needed. I can always count on you Dan.

[@fustilarian6819]

Anyone else low-key scared by how active he's been?

[@Kat-PM]

yes!! i feel like it’s leading up to something big

[@lixsimi]

i’ve been jumpscared a handful of times and the other handful i’ve interrupted text convos with a friend to go “DAN VIDEO” it’s quite unsettling in a good way aksjvnkaejcn

[@perfectblueeeee]

@@Kat-PM like his tour?

[@kikibirdball]

It's all from the same gig, but split into different videos

[@niip9284]

the most terrifying thing about these is not that half the faces look like something out of Alien, it's that there is already actual ART generally admitted as classic, historically important for the AI to draw inspiration from XD But what do I know, I'm just a dropout art major who thinks Pollock (or Bollock, as I like to call him) is criminally overrated and should be thrown into the abyss T___T

[@will.i.kiwalla]

I take a 10 minute break from my heartstopper obsession to watch a guy I haven't seen in like, 2 or 3 years, only for him to also mention heartstopper, immediately making me want to go back to it

[@swiftieswiffer7649]

no LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW

[@hollyhales2831]

Just got it on repeat. I must consume as much nick and Charlie content as physically possible, it must consume me

[@kimberlyshipley3987]

ok stop because this is LITERALLY ME. 100%.

[@chloepatrick12]

dan being so active again makes me happy i’ve missed it

[@skeletonboi2377]

Loving all this new Dan content

[@introvertedtee3010]

Dude this content is actually premium tier 👏 thank you

[@leeroyjenkins3391]

Agreed. I wasn't sure what we would be seeing, but this by far way better than I thought! I agree with this metamorphosis

[@beckettlastname7894]

I'm so happy for all this extra content

[@Flareontoast]

It's four in the morning and I'm trying not to laugh loudly and wake up my partner Dan it's so awesome to see you enjoy yourself on stage! Also love the jacket, isn't that the one you made for your first pride

[@qramone9909]

thank you for making me such a happier person. you have always made me so much happier, and words cannot express how thankful i am for you coming into my life. i love you.

[@notc4it]

these live clips are making me even more excited to see him this year

[@temilorunonice]

i'm LIVING for these uploads please never stop

[@zyassiri]

Thank you so much filming all this content and uploading it for us, we missed you 💜

[@mxtwt]

love seeing you this comfortable and happy on stage. im so proud of you

[@gwyn4231]

never thought i would see a video with dan standing in front of a crowd of people with putin with a pride flag on the screen behind him but here we are

[@minniestagram]

I'm so glad I bought a ticket to see you in Berlin, I absolutely ADORE your live content 😭💜

[@jessmary97]

All this new Dan content has really given me so much more happiness lately. I was 17 when I first watched Dan and Phil and then I saw them when I was 21. They've helped me through so much growing up and now that I'm 25 I can't believe I'm going to see Dan in October! I'll be attending the Toronto show alone

[@abbey9561]

dan i’m still waiting on a candle collection/haul i haven’t forgotten

[@kurst4560]

so glad you're back on youtube bestie it's not been the same without you

[@abirch3301]

The dopamine is up from all the new Dan content

[@nahid4465]

subscribe done

[@impetrafied]

frequent dan videos feel like i’m getting pranked

[@leigh5768]

as my *mother* walks into the kitchen Dan yells “are u sure u want to see a lesbian shower??” and now I have to find a hole to die in

[@campbellc.4363]

So much new dan content lately!!!

[@idreamoffyou]

More uploads! You keep blessing my feed. 😬

[@angelahowson3451]

i wasn’t a massive fan in the past but i’m so glad i found you again i love this content

[@c1trusmoon]

Shaking in excitement you're comin' to my state on my birthday next year and I'm seeing you with my bestie you best believe im hyped to see dan the man back in action!

[@charityp904]

every clip just gets me more excited to see the show in november 🖤

[@mya9670]

i cannot begin to explain how excited this makes me to see your show

[@crabtoes2210]

I need to know why Dan has such a vendetta against missionary

[@AmyAberrant]

Exactly?? It’s so good!

[@yay-depression]

no no, not liberals, this is the future that *leftists* want. meaning me.

[@imsoboredhahaha]

Can we see you on Taskmaster soon? Thank you Danny

[@musicalmadi1438]

I’m SO looking forward to seeing you in November!!!!!!

[@verseaverse1105]

I want so badly for you to have tour dates for the Philippines 😭 but i'm also kinda afraid for your mental and physical well being here cuz there's a lot of backwards thinking assholes who might attack you 😭 Thank you for posting snippets of your show here ❤️ love you to bits Dan!!!!

[@persephonehauser]

stop it I get to see the man who shaped my awful sense of humor make his awful jokes live AGSUFFIYSRNFIYSFOWFBWEFGYFSD HIB

[@necem3703]

I'm so excited to see you in November!!!

[@soshilucy]

Been watching Dan since freshman year of highschool and now I am a teacher. I love him and he brings me so much comfort and a feeling of warmth

[@mollyp9145]

so much dan content recently this is insane

[@cameronthemaneron784]

cannot wait to see you in october 😭❤️

[@gabrielazurkova2133]

This just made my day 100 times better !!! 😍😍

[@celestemedrano1799]

This is literally making me so excited for tour

[@shannonmccay]

The pictures of Dan just looked like he was wearing a messed up Michael Myers mask 😂😂

[@lollyjnXX]

Dan is healing us all 💗

[@qramone9909]

DAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M SO PROUD OF U 🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[@fizzyjam]

if this is just a cute standup thing then i know the tour is gonna be amazing

[@megmarie2153]

I need more of this A.I content! This is hilarious!

[@brandiann3931]

I just got tickets to see you in Orlando!!

[@elksin_9341]

Can't wait to see Dan this December!

[@Ana-ph8lk]

I still get shocked whenever a Dan video pops up, too good to be true

[@lets-all-love-lain]

POV: It's 2022 New people are joining tumblr and dan is uploading...

[@kennagrace4752]

THE FACT THAT HE JUST HAD TO LOOK UP P3N!S IS SUCH A DAN THING TO DO 😭😭😭 GOD I LOVE HIM

[@ItsAdventureTime98]

so excited to see u in orlando bestie 🫶🏻

[@lar-in-a-crisis]

Soooooo excited to see you in Colorado

[@Alex-by1zq]

I wonder how much Dan had to fight for this video to be allowed monetisation by KZbin hahhaha PS. I missed ur videos, glad seeing you thriving

[@crystalmeier6579]

This was really great. Ty Dan for sharing your talent!

[@tweekbros]

SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU IN OCTOBER

[@ILoveThemJonasBoys20]

Perfect to watch on my lunch break.

[@glittery_doritos257]

FIRST! Love you Dan, we're so proud of how far you've come 🥰🖤

[@MsKawalsky]

thank you for 8:30 segment much needed bit of attention without going too depressing

[@galeprinster3518]

Him saying “bap” when revealing the next slide is sending me for some reason

[@heather9206]

I would loveee to see one of your shows! 😆

[@PTVWinterGirl]

Bro really meant it when he said he was using this stand up for content lmao

[@kaleksykt]

This was fire especially Russia part *chef's kiss

[@nutkja]

I want this segment again with the more sophisticated AI art generators!

[@renyer4429]

We need MORE

[@kennethbowry1521]

So very nice to see Dan having Fun.

[@Octobris]

The way he said "where's the vagina" oh my WORD 💀💀💀😆😆

[@avicdear6529]

I'm still nowhere near used to active uploading from dan

[@que4.20]

consistent updates make me feel like dan is pulling an avril lavigne

[@spectrumspectre]

I wish I could go see your tour show but I would have to stay in a hotel for a night bc of the long drive back but I will be there in spirit ❤️

[@alext8090]

thank you so much for ruining my digital footprint with that last prompt really appreciate it :)

[@lovelyjuliexo]

3:40 “this is just drunk Jesus-“ omg 😂

[@SophietheValiant]

😆😆😆😆 thank you for the laughs, I needed some

[@marymcarrow9728]

just wanna say that I love you with all my heart Dan

[@Mary-lv6fz]

using this video as motivation to do psychology homework. every ten minutes of work i get 2 minutes of dan 🌝

[@sahanamotta]

this was so much fun!!! also why is my face on like the first frame now i’m gonna have to perceive myself everytime i rewatch this 😔

[@samfinkjensen]

Moving to a completely new side of the country at the end of the summer, and there happened to be a show in the exact city I’m moving to, so guess who bought a ticket and will be enjoying it despite not knowing anyone in the area! >:)

[@fredremuspotter479]

More Dan content 🥹

[@Marja1992]

I had forgotten how fucking funny Dan is, I laughed so hard watching this

[@lisac2985]

I am so grateful for this man

[@Dannyyee9967]

I LOVE YOU!😭❤️