Should have stayed in the drafts.

Can you guess my degenerate draft Tweets?
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[@Taeeeeee]

if you told me 7 years ago that dan would ever feel comfortable posting this kind of stuff i wouldn’t have believed you

[@Katalystic]

dan wouldn't have either

[@SilverFlame819]

It makes my weird little heart happy. LOL!

[@callie-flower3177]

deadass

[@riolu157]

Honestly

[@Hope.Is.Extinct]

I cant explain how weird it feels to see you posting again after like a decade of disappearance. It’s quite nostalgic.

[@karywalker9617]

Ikr??

[@naomifraser7090]

I dream for Jenna to come back one day too 🥺

[@elliehen12]

Right I think I’m 16 again

[@eula9543]

@@naomifraser7090 Gosh that would be a dream 😔😔

[@massiekurpc]

There's been a few already yet I'm still surprised every time. After the long drought, I'm not used to the regular rain.

[@rearct8844]

his face on "who said piss???" 😆 he was prepared for normal degeneracy but not that level

[@Anser_Crystallan]

Dan's audience: gets older Dan's humour: gets filthier

[@Naturebabi]

Ikr 😭😂 most of his audience i’m assuming are grown adults now. And I’m here for it.

[@taylorfunrue3824]

whoever shouted "piss" for a normal liquid really exposed themselves

[@niip9284]

I thought he'd go on a tangent and say "well yeah ofc piss is a normal liquid, it's all part of life" like that time they did the pregnancy terminology with Louise XDDD

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@niip9284 however i don't think it's a normal liquid to be squirted all over the place from a pride parade float lmaoooo

[@soybasura9728]

genuinely laughed out loud at asbestos, well done to that person please and thank you

[@TheFrizzabel]

you’re welcome bestie xxx

[@Charlotte-nx9dy]

The Pete Wentz unfollow moment will always be iconic

[@OP-1000]

Wasn’t it because of one of Phil’s tweets?

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

@@OP-1000 if I remember correctly, they did a competition where the winner was allowed to tweet anything from the other persons phone. Guess who won that one

[@Sophs06]

@@yourlocalcoolperson9084 phil

[@dotdotdot...176]

@@yourlocalcoolperson9084 was that the honey belly button tweet or am I just imagining that

[@thephamilybusiness9485]

I remember that gin and tonic tweet, and I was genuinely scarred when it made it out of the drafts

[@heatherlee2047]

😭😂

[@NoteToLoser]

SAME! But now it all makes sense!

[@biggestp0ser]

i love seeing these clips omg i’m happy to see dan do somebody in person

[@danisnotinteresting]

it's been so long

[@introvertedtee3010]

@@danisnotinteresting am i the only one confused by the comment "do somebody *IN PERSON*" yOu DiD whAt?-

[@theneekofficial8829]

@@introvertedtee3010 referencing the beginning of the video lol

[@introvertedtee3010]

@@theneekofficial8829 oH yeah i have the memory of a fish. Yet somehow manage to quote obscure things daily? Anygays SORRY

[@smileydan1773]

I love how phil is laughing in the corner as he's not reason Pete Wentz unfollowed dan 🤣🤣

[@poppy.reardxn2711]

This was genuinely my favourite segment of the evening. For the first time ever I actually engaged in audience participation!!!! Can’t wait to see more of the clips released :)

[@poppy.reardxn2711]

Still think the brokeback mountain tweet should’ve been posted but that’s just me….

[@danisnotinteresting]

are you the one that shouted penis confess your sins

[@catxsoho]

The brokeback mountain tweet was elite

[@kelseyleeves8514]

@@danisnotinteresting HAHA

[@poppy.reardxn2711]

@@danisnotinteresting Surprisingly that wasn’t me!!! which is a first. I do believe I shouted bussy… oh, the duality of women.

[@introvertedtee3010]

The amount of content we getting is immaculate. Cheers Dan

[@floof7944]

After having been so long it’s kind of both a shock and a “I didn’t know I needed this until now” thing- I love it 😌

[@seeyouinablink]

TRULY

[@softfuzzyangel]

i never thought the day would come

[@niip9284]

the amount, AND the content itself is immaculate (because we're all degenerates)!!!

[@sanalone9492]

shoutout to whoever was shouting "PENIS" every time, we all know someone had to take it for the team

[@clouds_cams]

I still can't believe we live in a world when you can update out of nowhere

[@liah8624]

i love that dan and his audience are just as unhinged. it's perfect

[@abibiholmes]

that person shouting P*NIS and C*M and D*CK was genuinely so funny kudos to them

[@bhnhbbh245]

I'm so happy to see how natural dan feels on stage, as someone who grew up watching him it's so great to see him doing something he's passionate about and I'm so excited to see him grow into this new stage

[@Jeevesie1988]

"Hard, smooth and with a twist" would have been my G&T guess. But, what Dan wrote is definitely 1000% more Dan. 😆

[@prayingmantis8148]

I thought "in the bottle, with the cap on, and not near me"

[@londongirl2768]

Stiff was the first thing that I thought of

[@ninath.1662]

Aww, at 5:24 you can see Phil sitting in the audience 😍

[@kaonashiyakuza]

Ohhnn nice catch

[@mai-lo8222]

he looks so happy and proud aww

[@YayonoFOBaholicLife]

And he's laughing becuase he knows he's the one responsible for that XD

[@OP-1000]

Who is that, sitting next to him?

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

That smile T_T He looks so proud

[@ciramanzano1939]

The face of phil at 5:22 remembering the santa tweet lol

[@CarooxGleeFan]

I feel weirdly comforted by the sheer filth of this video, I missed you dan

[@cristinugh3173]

Love how someone says thank god pride is ending little do they know this isn’t even your final form. I’d wager you’re at your gayest and most volatile during cool boy winter or perhaps sweaty boy spring

[@bunnyearssteph783]

I’m loving the non awkward vibes in the audience, they were just going in for it

[@missmle182]

Dan seems to have such a natural stage presence in these vids from the soho theatre, seems really chill and comes across great. its nice to see him again

[@PrinceSPark-po7wy]

in conclusion, never trust dan, his tweets or the algorithm

[@getout_inc]

I love how the majority of us still have the sense of humor of 5 year olds

[@skeletonboi2377]

I still can’t believe we’re getting new Dan content

[@franbryan5606]

this is the only thing keeping me alive during this heatwave from hell

[@larat8252]

Same aha😭

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

saaaaaame

[@_bebeboudeur_]

it's 2am and I'm still waiting for fresh air, help

[@allyraney4278]

The weird sort of realization when I saw the tweet that ultimately became a real tweet, that I'd seen in real time and thought "Huh, didn't take Dan for a Gin guy" is... like mental vertigo I guess?

[@sapphic-emi]

YOU HAD TO RELEASE THIS RIGHT AS IM GOING INTO THERAPY

[@megmarie2153]

I'm so proud of Dan for feeling comfortable enough to do things like this

[@abbyrose7161]

15 seconds in and Dan is already making innuendos

[@phobiotch883]

the sexy endscreen dance music at the end added years onto my lifespan thank u dan

[@wryn.is.trying]

was literally having a panic attack cuz *gestures vaguely at life* but cleared my head long enough to open youtube and by the gin and tonic one i was laughing too hard to hyperventilate, so thank you dan for being the most reliable treatment for my severe anxiety disorder lol

[@vstopbiaswreckingme7194]

its crazy that after all this time, Dan is still the person that makes me laugh the most here on yt, I'm very happy i got tickets for your show

[@p_rochelle]

YOUR NAME HSHDJF

[@vstopbiaswreckingme7194]

@@p_rochelle your name is also quite amazing, hwasa is a queennn

[@p_rochelle]

@@vstopbiaswreckingme7194 aaa ty, I agree she's perfection 🤌

[@heatherclark2701]

Omg that's how that tweet happened 😂 it was pretty good, deserved to be shared. Gave me a laugh and a shock lol

[@Bluuzell]

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT TWEET AND BEING LIKE “yea…. There’s a story behind this one.”

[@SqweakySqwizard]

This video is literally so funny I can't stop laughing, especially 2:53 "Who said P I S S ?"

[@ariannacampbell9514]

The montage of tweets at the end got me. I love this fandom

[@snowprinceintardis]

that flying "???" at the end almost made me spit out the water I was drinking

[@percivalfowler5199]

Phil in the audience makes me so happy that he’s there to support Dan back on stage

[@purpleprincess4881]

I’m so happy he’s posting these, I really wanted to go but don’t live in England

[@HikariHolic]

there's US shows on the tour!

[@purpleprincess4881]

@@HikariHolic I’m not from the us either 😂

[@charlieishere5870]

oh how ive missed this, its so nice to see dan happy and having fun performing again

[@heythereitsissy]

So excited to come and see your tour in September!

[@beepbeep8769]

dan, your stage performance has improved significantly! you seem much more comfortable in front of a group of people and the humour seems more natural rather than rehearsed. i applaud the effort that you have clearly put in to making your show look more authentic and funny, especially knowing that you think you have mild agoraphobia and a lot of anxiety. this performance reminds me of how professional comedians do their shows! congratulations :)

[@mushroom_e]

I love Dan as a stand up comedian! would love to see more of this :) can't wait to go to the tour!

[@VeryViolett]

Excited to see you on tour Dan!

[@nerdireads]

It’s the comments at the end that truly make this video 💀🖤

[@bronwynpalmer6270]

i’m so proud of how far you’ve come :) the confidence is immaculate

[@krystalbeth]

I can’t wait to see you in person. My inner child is counting the days, she can barely hold in her excitement and is trying to use this time to prepare what I’m gonna wear when I meet you. Synchronicities that you’re posting again now that I’m becoming more centred on who I want to be and live for myself instead of other people. Meeting you is helping me become more social 🙈 thank you for posting again 🙏 I love laughing to your videos

[@jadynh3056]

I swear you have the best time for uploading videos! I’m In such a bad place right now and just the fact that you uploaded is already lifting my mood

[@abbey9561]

dan i am still waiting for a candle haul/collection i have not forgotten

[@microsofterror880]

Daniel nothing makes me happier than you enjoying your content

[@katherinelibenson1798]

You carry yourself so well on stage and it’s really beautiful to see after watching you from the beginning :’)

[@cassidy8216]

I can't wait to see you in October. I'm so excited!!! You're one of my favorite people 😊

[@pinchii8791]

dan youre really spoiling us with all this content

[@Ohheyitsalexofficial]

The 10 people that followed you after that tweet NEED therapy 😂

[@SilverFlame819]

Funny, I was just like, "Damn, I'm not subbed to Dan, so I missed that hilarious tweet... Guess I'll go sub now so I don't miss anything that awesome in the future." LOL!!

[@_courtneyann1613]

This just made me more excited to see him in November. Also what a great video to come home to after work, I was gonna watch it at work but then we got in a rush 😂

[@RadicalZombieV]

Let’s go!! Can’t wait for Dallas show!

[@meeshaylestone]

if this is the vibe for your i’m so ready and excited for it!! 💖

[@calamitylol647]

Loving all this new content!

[@anniemaire]

These videos always makes me feel better but Jesus Christ dan, take a chill pill 😭 ps. I was one of those new 👏followers👏

[@literalclown9205]

this is amazing, loving all the content

[@alanahuppert3598]

I am so excited to see you in Minneapolis in Nov 💖😩 I love you Dan

[@justyourlocalrat_]

opening youtube to new content from you still feels surreal. never fails to brighten my day (:

[@abigalelemmon8945]

I remember getting a notification for that Tweet 🤣🤣 I was cry laughing so hard at this

[@neekitsart990]

I love this content and i missed it so much, it is so nice to have you popping up on my feed again, and it is also so nice to have a masc-presenting person do comedy who I can trust not to suddenly reveal that he's a bigot

[@jistone7851]

These make me so happy, bless you for doing standup Dan, bless you

[@sophieannexx]

this makes me so excited to see you in september

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

I just had a horrible shift at work and cried for an an entire hour of it; this was really, really needed. Thank you.

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Ah. That explains the tweet lmfao

[@spaceDust97]

Same

[@twignjones]

I am legit so happy I bought those tickets. Can't wait to see you in San Diego, Dan!

[@erikagough683]

So happy your posting all these 🥰❤ Click like before I even watch the video, I missed your content, so happy your back 🖤

[@konumbra]

this is so refreshing, new content!! yay

[@ohdeer-sabrina8132]

Well that was unexpected

[@jacquelinesanabria755]

The fact he posted the aftermath of posting the tweet is SO GOOD

[@emilybarclay8831]

Dan posting twice in one month? I feel like I’m 15 again :’)

[@kaylinsmith6921]

I about spit out my teeth at "ASBESTOS?!"

[@superbucko8640]

Any day that Dan posts a video is a good day. It is also nice to see the context for that tweet you made 🤣🤣

[@lilygail8799]

Omg its like I can finally breathe again. Thank you so much Dan💜

[@3ffylove3..]

the fact dan uploads again it’s kinda scary 😭

[@lucymiller8172]

This makes me even more excited for the tour!

[@chloepatrick12]

im glad most of them stayed in the drafts

[@Vanda-il9ul]

Yea, if Dan keeps something in the drafts, it should definitely stay there forever.

[@justjordyn26]

However strange this may sound following the debauchery that was this video, thank you for brightening my day 🖤 I really needed a good laugh

[@killerqueen_jx]

living for this content

[@dreqisgloom]

these clips are so much fun to watch

[@brendonhudson3069]

Living for the content! I know the internet is toxic but I missed seeing you!💖✨

[@arianapadilla9351]

Man this makes me so excited for my show!! I hope we get some similar audience interaction so I can also scream degenerate things into the void

[@alyxsnow5383]

im so excited to see him live in october omg

[@melaniamocan]

Thank you for delivering, tomorrow is my birthday and I needed some motivation SUUUUUUU TY

[@yazooboooo]

dan’s comeback is the only reason i started using KZbin again tbh lmao

[@jacksd8004]

Still so excited for this tour!!

[@Nympthethereal]

Im so proud of you Dan you’re doing great

[@OriharaKaoru]

i remember watching brokeback mountain for the first time and being genuinely concerned about the lack of lube like y i k e s

[@ash1553]

I became a fan during your hiatus, so I don’t understand the nostalgia everyone feels but I’m so glad you are posting again!

[@RestlessEmRose]

Istg I have never seen this dan content since 2015 this is amazing 🤩

[@madiiiskyblu]

Dude I fucking love this!! I think standup is absolutely perfect for you and you look so natural doin it.

[@Emily-it9fs]

bruh im so glad dan is back

[@emilyniedbala]

A+ content! Cannot wait to see you in person this fall!!!

[@itsblanche8209]

this video is just watching dan progressively loose faith in his audience live

[@eadaoindonaghy4492]

The algorithm is completely fecked, I've followed your main and it seems every other account you've been a part of for the best part of a decade and im only seeing your recent uploads now. Its great to have you back, you've been sorely missed