Dan's Gay Crushes ULTIMATE TIER LIST

[@AnthonyPadilla]

definitely not weird

[@0aux]

definitely not

[@alitaapple]

Of course

[@marsmcgregor8705]

for sure absolutely not

[@areeba7045]

naurrrr

[@julietteschaffer8849]

Nah not at all

[@riles_doodles]

Dan is desperately trying to convince the audience that he isn't a furry.

[@wobbly_june_bug]

and failing miserably

[@cexilady3333]

And also trying to convince everyone else to become one

[@shiroi201]

I don't know if you know him but this is gonna work just as well as it does for the click😂

[@MM-wr4ok]

Look I thought this said "that he isn't funny" but honestly if anyone would try to convince the world they aren't funny by hosting a comedic performance then it would be Dan right? The self deprecation isn't just a coping mechanism.. it's a *creative choice*

[@isachan0o844]

@@shiroi201 Great to find another fan

[@evelynnsometimes2]

99% of snape fans: i could fix him dan: i could make him worse

[@dotdotdot...176]

Lmao

[@naiomik6179]

Dan: he could make me worse

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Me : I want to die with him

[@garfieldbrooks]

dan's crush list didn't go downhill after aladdin, it took a running jump into the grand canyon and canonballed to the ground

[@garfieldbrooks]

no fucking way dan liked this comment hello

[@yay-depression]

you were *not* kidding holy shit

[@emma-di5ly]

At least there was Keanu

[@ViolentRainbow]

Is that Tutter form Bear in the big blue house?!

[@garfieldbrooks]

@@ViolentRainbow it is!!

[@raspberrytaegi]

oh my GOD lmao nice to know dan's type is: 1) himself 2) his bullies 3) anthropomorphs

[@celestialkitten]

dont forget logo's

[@bunniesprout9754]

So Dan's overall taste is at least someone who can crush him physically and emotionally

[@UNFUNBEATS]

Phil

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Mood.

[@MaddMaddox77]

No wonder I've always been a fan, we have the same taste lmaoo

[@jaybehkay2438]

Same though

[@thebearybest8301]

arent we all

[@eagereyes5013]

the cut to anthony is funny enough but the fact that he's wearing the exact same outfit as the picture is absolutely killing me

[@tessgonzalez285]

LMAOO YOU’RE RIGHT

[@girfuentes]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@frazzyblue1384]

I noticed that too 😂

[@ellaelliott4415]

I wonder if they did that on purpose

[@maxonite]

OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE

[@itsrissaroo3406]

The fact that Anthony is there makes it so much funnier

[@MaryPiePierrot]

if you look closely you can see phil next to him

[@danisnotinteresting]

it's not weird

[@jayelcee4358]

@@danisnotinteresting Denial

[@winterlou]

Yes, regular Daniel, American Daniel and Gen-Z Daniel

[@sheilabalderas780]

Wait what????

[@ephiegoodwin6792]

i love how he started out strong with aladdin & then went down hill SO quick

[@heddja]

lmfao right

[@danisnotinteresting]

at least we had a good few seconds before it completely imploded into filth

[@tanushreesingh6744]

@@danisnotinteresting filth is all we want 😏

[@kriaallison]

@@danisnotinteresting milliseconds

[@IrisRiedel6]

@@danisnotinteresting there was hope and then it was lost 😂

[@Rosaisabellas]

how did the audience not freak out at anthony padilla 😭

[@cexilady3333]

I was freaking out

[@poppy.reardxn2711]

To be fair we were quite a chill crowd! It was a really intimate event and thankfully everyone was super respectful… both Phil and Anthony were there and I guarantee you that everyone was screaming internally, but it was such a small room we couldn’t freak out otherwise it would’ve been overwhelming the lads! When I saw them both in the crowd with us I genuinely nearly shat myself but that’s not socially acceptable so I did not

[@Vanda-il9ul]

@@poppy.reardxn2711 I do appreciate the ability of British people to stay respectful in this situation.

[@cexilady3333]

@@poppy.reardxn2711 in person I probably would’ve done the same tbh

[@elliesheridan8003]

They were probably expecting it tbh

[@sklisa443]

Seeing Anthony and Phil in the audience makes this so much funnier 😂

[@anasaavedra5600]

Where was it at?

[@monomarr]

phil?? where was phil lol

[@caitlinbrentnall9463]

@@monomarr next to anthony when he sat down!

[@WitherGirlGaming]

@@caitlinbrentnall9463 do you have the timestamp? I feel like I'm blind but I just can't find him

[@lucycarrion9819]

15:31 on the right

[@erinpennington19]

You can't just be halfway through a show and announce that ANTHONY PADILLA IS IN THE CORNER WHAT!?

[@angelag1363]

And Phil next to him!

[@Vanda-il9ul]

It was a small venue, people knew about them. They twitted during the performance about both of them.

[@JamaicanRain]

And they had enough self control not to try to hug/talk to them the entire show?! We are doing better as a society in that respect. 🤓

[@Vanda-il9ul]

@@JamaicanRain As far as I know, they did. Well, I am sure they had some help there just in case.

[@dotdotdot...176]

Dan casually revealing his crush on Anthony and then pointing out that he is there in the audience is a power move tbh

[@jan-ns5lz]

i literally screamed when the camera showed anthony. and then screamed even louder when i realized phil is sat beside him.

[@basicskellie]

LITERALLY

[@thevioletcat5680]

also doing the tongue thing he does when he's laughing of course 😂

[@anasaavedra5600]

Imagine Anthony doing the “I’d spent a day with Dan Howell”

[@mayaya5252]

I pray every day for this to happen

[@rosaliesimard2266]

Oh no!! that would be so funny

[@mostar1219]

He might as well be doing a video with himself

[@FlamExistsSadly]

More like "I'd spent a day with my clone"

[@aileenxcaret6273]

so like... a date

[@notyouraveragenat]

not anthony being in the audience AND being sat next to phil 💀

[@hollyb6877]

this just feels like a friend showing us their silly little powerpoint presentation they’ve made and i love it so much

[@jan-ns5lz]

dan bringing wilbur up feels like a crossover i'm not ready for.

[@cati6991]

Never. Tall British men with brown curly hair need to stay in seperate universes....there is never enough space

[@bruhstfuu]

I CANT DO THIS

[@red.gem_]

@@cati6991 agreed, if they were even in the same room i would have a crisis because i was definitely in love with both of them at one point or the other

[@alynagarcia2704]

i hate seeing them in the same video or tweet bc it just reminds me of the first time i heard of wilbur, which was in dans tweet abt looking like him, and then when i got into the dsmp i was kinda just like "why does this mf look so familiar"

[@littlearies3862]

@@red.gem_ Saaaame.

[@alicenham]

The audience calling Dan out as a furry is iconic

[@just_a_butterfly]

Anthony's face is just 'should I be offended or flattered here?' This video is pure gold. It has officially killed me.

[@alsmiled]

Dan, while wearing a skeleton suit he covered with rainbow sequins and jewels while telling us about his enduring crushes on Final Fantasy characters: You have NO IDEA how emo I was. Me: Uh....yeah sure buddy...no idea...

[@joshperkinson4781]

9:40 “you have no idea how fucking emo i was” actually Dan we have full internet access to all of it. we know

[@laurenm2449]

the amount of content we’re getting from you is crazy it’s so good to have you back on youtube

[@kimborassecondwife]

Right?? It feels like a fever dream but I'm more than grateful

[@Vanda-il9ul]

Do not get used to it.

[@judeabarai2550]

The fact not a single incarnation of the Doctor is on the list feels like a violation of life as a whole 😂

[@fishcakestheumbrella1329]

OR Jack Harkness....

[@user-wy9qt1kp7r]

@@fishcakestheumbrella1329 not or, AND

[@naaashitey1303]

Agreed

[@pixeliien]

i agree

[@pixeliien]

dan was definitely a david tennant fan, i can just feel it in my bones

[@introvertedtee3010]

Tier lists are strangely addictive to make- is that just me?

[@mahnoorjamal1542]

yes...SOOO satisfying

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

satisfying until you realize you’ve spent 6 hours creating tier lists and nothing else

[@introvertedtee3010]

@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 yeah but to be honest it is a better way to spend your time than mindlessly scrolling on Pinterest listening to music. Not that I do that- Obviously- Defo not-

[@rainbowstarks]

I want to make my own tier list now!

[@finnweekes100]

I didnt expect the dan Howell/wilbur soot crossover to happen like this

[@streamgrapes]

every time they acknowledge each other’s existence my brain just malfunctions i swear

[@Charky_Creations]

@@streamgrapes it's because they're the same man but one of them is supposed to be in the other timeline and our mortal brains can't cope

[@bruhstfuu]

no i actually cannot comprehend it

[@sandylamps]

@@Charky_Creations same person different font

[@streamgrapes]

@@Charky_Creations i’m honestly willing to believe that

[@crispysquidoftheacidcats295]

Dan isn't just fighting for his life in a groupchat, no its in front of a live audience. And us.

[@shannyn7404]

I love that Dan talks about Anthony while he's right there lmao. Also, awesome to see Anthony and Phil in the crowd! I didn't know they were there, that's so cool.

[@najlashoaib4227]

It is so fucking heart warming seeing Dan in his zone again. Fuck I AM ALIVE FOR THIS

[@TheMutantCreeper]

Oh my god I never thought he would bring up Charlieissocoollike. I don't have a crush on him, it's just nice to hear people talk about him after so many years.

[@AmmaraSHAH773377]

I was like aahh omf i had a feeling dan probably fancied him based on the person Charlie was at that time it definitely makes sense i was like yeeessss he said it even though they're friends its okay to share lol

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

Me too. He’s so inspiring and doing big things now. But I still miss having him on KZbin.

[@NatashaSimmonds97]

He streams on twitch now if you didn't know and fancy more Charlie content!

[@HelenRosemarySmith]

The laugh I gave was so loud it was so unexpected to see him ahah

[@uten3490]

the way dan starts gaslighting his fans because he likes the pringles guy is SENDING MEE LMAOO

[@syesmyc]

"It’s hard to put you in a box When you keep it so blurry (what is it) I think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry" -- dan's diss track, 2016

[@themagicalllama8514]

A Month without uploading

[@woodfur00]

@Q a That no one even tagged him in

[@emr69]

i feel such a kinship with dan in being attracted to characters/people that anybody else would think i'm out of my mind for liking

[@Pastelova]

Right? Most people in the audience were like "bruh" meanwhile to me the video felt relatable af and the whole time I was like "WOOOO YOU GO DAN"

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

It's a messy list in the best way possible. I also have some unhinged characters on my list and I'm not ashamed of it.

[@adorkygal]

Dan fighting for this life for 17 minutes

[@sophiapoundstone5931]

Dan with Snape like "we could make each other worse 🥰"

[@medea__witchhh]

LMAOOO

[@taylortropiano6866]

I loveee that this implies his most recent crush is the Pringles guy

[@StrayShaz]

Wild Phil spotted at 15:31 👀 we love a supportive bestie

[@JamaicanRain]

A time stamp!! Thank you!

[@matiiikaaa]

The amount of genders and species on this list is impressive

[@reyrats]

Your stage energy is actually phenomenal, I’d have been CACKLING the whole time

[@jaccrabtree5019]

You gotta admit the dude's got balls to admit quite a few of these. Good on you Dan.

[@FrancesLoghrin]

I did not expect the cut to Anothony in the audience oh my GOD. This has to be my new favourite Dan video

[@izzykate1806]

Dan having Tigger and a literal logo on his list makes me feel so much better about having a thing for Dingodile from Crash 4

[@nicolenishimori2033]

i tried to turn my cousin into a ‘phannie’ yesterday by showing her pinof 10 and literally two seconds in her first comment was “they’re furries” thanks for proving her point dan

[@elliott1909]

i was expecting him to say “hey my crushes aren’t nearly as weird as some of the fanfiction you guys wrote”

[@sammiehaney9667]

You just gave me flashback to the sunburn fic

[@littlearies3862]

Which, honestly, is actually completely true...

[@alittlefruitfairy]

Genuinely surprised venom isn’t on the list, that’s Dan’s perfect match

[@WishGender]

i'm pretty sure that dan's viewership has become less primarily female over time and the reason for that is a bunch of us realized we were trans

[@antarexx]

this is too true 😭💀

[@jolynelovemail]

this is real and it is exactly what happened to me

[@moss_yt]

It threw me off that this is RIGHT before charlieissocoollike made an internet reintroduction after transitioning.

[@EYESTRA1N]

Fr tho. I was not expecting these he’s

[@xonotthebirdxo7]

I would never guess Anthony would be in the audience 😱

[@angelag1363]

And Phil next to him!

[@eddieee2]

Dan smokes weed? What a pleasant discovery. Mentally added to my dream blunt rotation.

[@joshmikah4270]

🌳💨preach🌳💨

[@valerie.monday]

i was searching for this comment, how am i just now finding out about this now lol the sesh would be great

[@Sabrinaaa36]

nice

[@CatherineCane]

He's British, of course he does ahah

[@stormylane1514]

been WAITING for someone to comment about this! i wanna smoke with him so bad 😭

[@kennagrace4752]

It honestly makes me really happy that Dan trusts his fans so much to open up to us about things like this and make it funny and enjoyable. It makes other people feel like they can do it too, and I just love him for that 💜💜💜

[@emotionallyliv]

okay but phil deserved a spot

[@craftgrrl14]

Charlie moved to S tier in my book with her most recent video. She is STUNNING!

[@WishGender]

isn't she just?

[@liviothesentinel]

"If it stands on two legs, you can f**k it" -Daniel Howell 2022

[@caspenbee]

I was very confused, as a lesbian, by my crush on Charlie. In retrospect....🏳️‍⚧️✨

[@SkylethrinYT]

Imagine being that teen knight dude and finding out years later you were Dan Howell's dream

[@mintyhippo8125]

The amount of my crushes that overlap is concerning but validating

[@LaLioneBrune]

After 13 years of watching your content you're still one of the only people who can genuinely make me laugh out loud. It's so amazing to see how unapologetically you are who you are. I'm proud to see how much you've grown as a person. Thank you so much Dan. I can't wait to see you in Amsterdam again!

[@bubblegumbunny]

"it would be toxic as FUCK" all my OCs tbh

[@corvinawylde3952]

Phil not being on this list is a crime

[@lu17ca]

i wholeheartedly support you dan, but the pringles man..? you don’t make it easy

[@howlg8962]

This is hilarious and Anthony being there made me cackle. Love this content!

[@itswilsonjones4484]

Also Phil sitting next to Anthony ❤️❤️

[@vickydubin6515]

the reveal to anthony in the corner killed me

[@negligible_reality]

what is it with Dan and the clone question??? I fully thought he was gonna say "my clone and I aren't compatible because I'd choke him to death" and place the clone in the F tier! 💀

[@sammiehaney9667]

Honestly that seems on brand tbh

[@wintersong1235]

Okay but is anyone going to bring up the fact that Wilbur also talked about an m&m like that...Dan was not wrong when he put Wilbur in there as a "clone"

[@tangled8151]

On the other hand Dan did click multiple times instead of holding the mouse in a hasty attempt to punch a Minecraft tree

[@ellasmella3970]

@@tangled8151 this does assume that wilbur is any good at minecraft and have u seen his mccs recently😂😭

[@shadowofthecandle]

As an asexual person, this was a fascinating foray in the allo mind

[@celinavivian1162]

Let me tell ya not all the allos find the pringles man attractive

[@shadowofthecandle]

Thank you for the confirmation 😂

[@raini14]

Im here too

[@ZeroOhClock]

@@celinavivian1162 Can you please start it's very cool and he has kind eyes.

[@raspberrytaegi]

@@ZeroOhClock LMAOOOOO

[@MintyUnicorns]

Damn I want to make a tier list of all of my childhood/teenage crushes now

[@curuvari2247]

Do it

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Lol same

[@t.a.summers]

Same, lol.

[@elliamaris]

it reminds me of how emirichu collabs with her friends and they discuss -roast- each other for their childhood crushes lol

[@crowofkindness]

the best part of this is that wilbur and dan would almost certainly get along super well. wilbur has a very powerful disarming relaxed aura and a wealth of wild anecdotes and trivia knowledge that would put even the most socially anxious person at ease, but he’s also so deeply strange as a person that he could mesh easily with dan’s more out-there ways of thinking. i would love to see them sit down for like an hour long podcast and just discuss pretty much any topic. they would be able to play off each other quite fluidly with their respective humor styles.

[@suttonsbuttons]

ANTHONY SITTING BY PHIL - I LOVE THE CHAOS OF THIS

[@Iluvpie6]

I do love that he talks so quickly because it really helps me keep my adhd ass engaged.

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

Anthony just went through all the stages of grief simultaneously 😂 I love Dan

[@Rachelmccammon]

Seeing wilbur in a dan thumbnail is such a sureal experience

[@RaeLovesGrimm000]

I love this format for Dan it fits so well you can feel that he is energized and happy to make content again

[@ajairons]

remember when Aladdin agreed to become a snake for jasmine because she turned into a snake in the tv show? aladdin is an S, he would totally pass the worm test

[@matruxa1]

As someone who grew up in the Swedish city where the AstraZeneca research facility is located and has driven past it more times than I can count, I guess it's sort of endearing that someone is capable of seeing beauty in that anxious heptagon of a logo

[@user-xc2sr]

im pretty sure dan was an anxious heptagon in a past life

[@antoniacosta6221]

I love that Anthony was just randomly in the audience for Dan's show

[@itspaigemorgan]

I want a reenactment of Dan telling Anthony he would be on this list prior to the gig.

[@cole4342]

according to anthony’s twitter he didn’t know until that moment

[@jackturner8738]

Genuinely, Dan's stage presence is great and I was laughing through this entire thing

[@EvelynCon]

Dan: Aladdin? *And nothing can go wrong* Dan: Tigger?? *OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG*

[@koreinkorein]

the way the camera panned to anthony then to phil was just golden 😭😭😭 miss you so much dan

[@bloodyxstarzz]

Starting off with Aladdin and ending with Mr. Pringles is like a dr telling the good news before the bad

[@alyssa_arellano]

Definitely wasn’t expecting Anthony to just be there 💀

[@podoke]

why are you so good at this?? the live show content is super entertaining man

[@nicholas6836]

The fact that Anthony was present is frankly hilariously awkward

[@mazzakate1840]

The energy of this video is so uniquely UNHINGED

[@zym5435]

i like how whenever he said something along the lines of “no more weird ones ok” he immediately follows up with something that just punches you in the gut

[@nicola_x]

can't tell you how happy i am to have you back

[@kynarachael]

anthony actually being there made that part so iconic omg

[@rockstarstay]

17:22 this person blowing a kiss 🥺 big mood

[@aquaticjesuz]

Wilbur Soot and Dan are in such opposite spheres of my brain I am short circuiting rn

[@missingsunstone]

Okay but I lost it when it panned over to Anthony in the crowd XD

[@AlliandoX]

Ally!

[@selaphii1198]

I need him to make more tier lists, this is so addictive to watch lmao

[@kieranshae]

Knowing Phil and Anthony are there makes this so much better. It was good, but now it's better.

[@vsaturated]

I had a crush on Willow and Faith from Buffy in elementary school 💀

[@net-banshee]

anthony looked like he was trying to participate in a conversation and dan just kept hitting him with a bat

[@elektra1971]

Phil: *is in the video for literally one second when they cut to the crowd* Me: is this?? Joint content???

[@TitheGirl]

seeing Charlie pop up gave me the nostalgia boost i needed OG youtube crushes forever

[@ohheyfiona]

I wonder if it would help or further hinder Wilbur's ranking if Dan knew Wilbur is _actually_ taller than him (he's 6 foot 6)... 🤔🤭

[@sisideblanc2959]

9:50 ... I thought I was the only one. I have even more respect for Dan after hearing that. Unfortunately, I didn't get into My Chem for another 4 years, but I relate to the sock experience.

[@broblerone413]

ikr i was like "finally, something here i can relate to"

[@KRXWLEY]

nothings better than just finishing work to see that Dan Howell's uploaded. makes my day every time

[@harlemosborne744]

the fact tgat hes being so goofy, but also being RELATABLE as Fuck, and being himself to the fullest extent,makes me so damn proud and happy for him. 🖤