asking my friend who doesn't play genshin impact to ship characters💑

[@ColeyDoesThings]

part 2!! i made more of my friends who don't play genshin randomly ship characters together and...someone got sent to the shadow realm👀 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3fCfmiCbciXia8

[@mhmkeku]

@@olly49 i mean you’re not wrong

[@BananFiskl0l]

You have to verify that you're 18+ for some reason?

[@ironman6221]

Show her the new diluc skin

[@dauntless_5628]

So not counting Auther and Lumine there are 28 girls and 16 boys Edit:Also love the vid

[@lightning_11]

Literal Archon of Mora... "Isn't he, like, poor or something?" Now that I think of it, that's a valid point...

[@SunnflowerCanon]

Okay but shipping oneself with Kaeya is such a mood

[@aurorapevensie7971]

Didn't we all have been there?

[@loola8908]

I do that too. Screw all of Kaeya's ships. I believe in self-insert x Kaeya supremacy

[@iknowyoursearchhistory]

@@aurorapevensie7971 nope, I don’t like kaeya actually

[@gothgirl311]

me with zhongli

[@gothgirl311]

@@aurorapevensie7971 nah, I didn't like him in that way, we'd defs be friends tho

[@giddyisme8404]

For those who don’t know this game is actually about Tax Evasion and Yenfei is the only playable lawyer character.

[@CreatrixTiara]

Plot twist she's the one committing tax evasion

[@ruikasasfixer]

so true

[@cee5899]

@@CreatrixTiara funny thing is, there's a whole reddit post by an actual accountant explaining why Yanfei might indeed be committing tax evasion based on one of her English voice lines when she opens a treasure chest. So ironically, you might not be wrong in saying so.

[@CreatrixTiara]

@@cee5899 I wrote that Reddit post! I'm not an actual accountant though, I just have some accounting training

[@cee5899]

@@CreatrixTiara Yooooo. Oh gosh, hi! What a coincidence lol. Your reddit post was super interesting and now everytime I play Yanfei I've pavlov'd myself into thinking about your post!

[@Sp1derBedo]

The shipping community in this fandom is a dumpster fire, but here I am chilling on ao3 and just enjoying the 5 thousand ships people come up with

[@gothgirl311]

no bc just an hour ago I was balling my eyes out cuz someone was super mean to me on Twitter for defending a ship I don't even like i-

[@Sp1derBedo]

@@gothgirl311 Best thing I've ever done on twitter is just never get involved in any discourse as well and only follow content creators. Itll help loads

[@Antyla]

@@gothgirl311 Don't. Ignore those guys. The more you try to fight, the more they'll bring you down. If you argue with an intellectual, the worse you could get is being brought down with sound logic. If you argue with dumb people, they'll drag you through the mud simply because they have more experience

[@imnolongercheesecake741]

5000? I went on there and there was nothing except Tartaglia x Zhongli.

[@Antyla]

@@imnolongercheesecake741 Lmao. True though

[@Caitilizzie]

Shipping aside, i’m so impressed how Nadia had some characters pinned down just by looking at them!! Like, she NAILED Xiao’s personality

[@purr1nq]

that's what we call good character design!

[@dumbtch-lk5yr]

@@purr1nq or just cliche

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

More like the designers utilizing visual shorthand to make each character’s role and personality apparent even from a glance.

[@BlueSodaPop_]

As someone who hasn't played Genshin and doesn't know the characters, this is already hilarious

[@lizyrose6902]

Same

[@clemente3966]

Same

[@georgethehernandez]

Same.

[@BananaPudding_]

As someone who has played Genshin impact but hasn’t played through far enough for backstories or to meet much characters, I agree

[@lizyrose6902]

@@BananaPudding_ Nice

[@cupcakegirljen7]

The fact that Nadia, who didn't play the game, managed to nail most of the characters' personalities from their designs alone really speaks volumes about the brilliant character designs.

[@MissKilljoy]

I love so SO much about this game, and the beautiful character designs are just part of it

[@kittenmimi5326]

Thats why I simp majority of these chars male or female lol

[@yez9475]

Venti doesn't look like he's into alcohol tho 💀

[@Shawarma101]

@@yez9475 yeah but she for venti after saying that she said “based on what I’ve heard”

[@yez9475]

@@Shawarma101 Oh

[@isabelchmontuenga]

Okay, but Zhongli and Lisa as a ship is tragic as fuck. Lisa, who has a shortened life span, and Zhongli 'but where are those who share the memory'. They would share knowledge, and she would be gone so soon, too soon for him and this is just perfect for the angst community (Upon various different comments, yes Lisas life span isnt 'canon' but it is part of the fanon, mainly for the hourglass as her constellation. Thank you very much)

[@distresslifeform6059]

The tragic love story of the century! Give it to me! Also would add extra angst if Lisa sometimes reminded him of Gizhong. Like maybe something she does or say. It’s angsty but delicious

[@Hihi-zk3pc]

OMG I NEED THISS

[@meel3674]

the thing about lisa having a shortened life span was cut out of her lore! it was mentioned in the beta but was later removed. lisa will live a full life.

[@zerere_]

@@meel3674 oh well

[@pepreach]

THE ANGST IN THIS SHIP 😍😍😍😍

[@emmanuel7489]

Hang on, Ayato and Yoimiya makes a lot of sense! He's cool, conniving, proper. She's chaotic, dreamy, talkative. He's the older brother of her friend, Ayaka. They both oppose the Shogunate, he does it with political schemes, she does it by helping people. He's water, she's fire. I'm liking this. If this was a Korean Drama, you know full well that Ayato would be the chaebol heir, and Yoimiya would be the working class girl, and their paths inevitably cross all the time.

[@yuni3092]

WAIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE WITH THE KDRAMA REFERENCE

[@araragisenpai4088]

I love this LMAO

[@no1wonwoolover01]

literally gives off business proposal vibes

[@queerbinarygendersexualhom8983]

RIGHTTTTT UGH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@debbiii.o]

IM WATCHING TOO MUCH KDRAMA CUZ THIS MAKES SENSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sennacookie5043]

But consider: the shipname of Baal and Jean could be Bean

[@musical_clementine993]

YOU ARE AN ACTUAL GENIUS WHAT

[@julianalim3659]

Im sobbing- beannn

[@loonela]

we already have Thomato, pronounced tomato, so WHY NOT DO IT :D

[@tokiia_]

BEAN THATS DO CUTE

[@camypasteria6344]

BEAN, THOMATO AND CHILI, THE HOLY TRINITY

[@lux1312_]

I love the fact that kaeya is just shiped with everyone 💀 the man is too flirtatious

[@wannabe_imposter737]

Even with the kiddies😓

[@thesnep4757]

He really is. I currently have him in my teapot. Every time I speak to him, he's flirting, it's great.

[@kazuhaluvscara]

thats fanon kaeya tho 💀

[@inazuma2332]

@@wannabe_imposter737 say what

[@Meanwhilespinel]

@@wannabe_imposter737 what

[@vipermoon7387]

My mother has decided that (after playing some Genshin) that she wants beidou x kaeya. So they can shop for eye patches

[@reemm6270]

i shipped kaeya with biedo as soon as she was introduced, their vibes are immaculate

[@bluefoxinatree]

okay but that is so wholesome what

[@vipermoon7387]

@@bluefoxinatree FR THO. My mom solo’s ur favs/j

[@sazanamijun]

AWW THATS KINDA CUTE

[@yuiscene]

me who mains beidou and kaeya: 👀👀👀👀

[@saramaourouri7947]

The Ayato & Yoimiya story is like every rich guy poor girl kdrama ever xD I'm so invested in it

[@Fukei_Mono]

Yoimiya? Poor? Dude, her brand of fireworks is internationally acclaimed. She may look like a vagrant with that outfit of hers, but she's by no means broke. Sure, she's not Kamisato or Ragnvindr or Ningguang-level rich, but she's more financially secure than most of the Genshin cast.

[@xinglin96]

@@Fukei_Mono compared to ayato I think.

[@darkmatter9651]

WRITING THAT RN

[@j.dduckking6765]

ok but its just a richer guy falls in love with a less rich girl

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

@@Fukei_Monoplz lmfao, I keep forgetting how most of the cast is either paycheck to paycheck, a small business owner or BROKE 🤣

[@freswoe]

yanfei/sucrose is actually an ADORABLE rarepair thank you for opening my eyes

[@Mmmkaramel]

That was my exact reaction this ship would be so adorable

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

I already have a different OTP for Sucrose (Xiangcrose) but YES. Yanfei and Sucrose sounds really cute!

[@freswoe]

@@If-loki-was-a-fox that sounds amazing as well!!! alchemy and xiangling’s recipes can Only go well together lmao

[@Blanch590]

Yes like holy shit that would be adorable. Awww, I want to make fanart now where they are bothering each other while they’re trying to work.

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

@@freswoe Exactly! They can both be super passionate about their experimentation together :3

[@Blanch590]

I think xiangling and fischl would be interesting as a ship. The weird emo kid and the fiery weird kid. That sounds cute tbh

[@sylverdoqqo]

holy crap this DOES sound like fun

[@greeensouls9]

now… hold on… lemme write this down

[@poophead8188]

Pastelxgoth gf

[@ilikeudonnoodles]

Best friends! Exactly my entire friend group which I’m proud of creating

[@Blanch590]

@@ilikeudonnoodles headcannon that if genshin was set in modern times, xiangling would have definitely read all of warrior cats

[@RoseProseFroze]

Ican't beleive that your freind just glanced at Xiao and immediately gleaned his entire personality lol. Sucrose X Yanfei actually has a lot of promise. That was the best one.

[@sanjaydeysarkar9071]

Sucrose and Yanfei have even deeper potential as we know that Yanfei is also Half-Adeptus having an ancient mystical bloodline while Sucrose is all about that science and creating new artificial lifeforms . The amount of lore interaction here is just insane

[@wrioculus]

i was surprised with how good sucrose and yanfei would be. they'd legit be that one meme where you have the person who talks a lot and the person who enjoys listening to them.

[@irenegyu7949]

@@wrioculus and they are both cute. They are both in a serious job. I mean, they better as a bestie.

[@silverhawkscape2677]

@@irenegyu7949 Indeed. Best Besties.

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

canon? never but your opinion

[@Kafkaesque1590]

I understand more and more that Beidou with her eye patch was designed to evoke the same reaction in gay girls that Kaeya evokes in straight girls 😂😂

[@LunarCatKan]

As a queer ace person I never understood why people found Kaeya hot but oh boy, if its Beidou I'm down hella bad to smash-

[@midnight.blue42]

does eyepatch add +10 to attractiveness or something then? 🤔😂

[@jamberrytoastie]

i love being bisexual

[@mizucure]

bi people get both

[@jamberrytoastie]

reall

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

"Oh Sucrose, she's cute!" 'THE MOLECULE!?' Had me dead 😂, I never even thought about that before

[@jjais964]

LMFAO XDD

[@yabazyabacoffee]

I CRIED WHEN I heard THAT LMAO

[@luqdude]

got some chem flashbacks there

[@M0Xx.]

When i first searched Sucrose i also cane across some of chem stuff-

[@lebin7802]

Its genius because sucrose as you probably remember is a form of sugar and she loves sweet flowers.

[@Niyonestly]

Shipping Kaeya with yourself is a basic human experience. He’s fr my husband

[@khluo]

nah back off he’s mine

[@tilde5884]

Man... Kaeya's a chad.

[@xoxo.pochacco]

Facts

[@MsLilly200]

@@khluo Kaeya is everyones husband. His harem is massive, but he can handle it.

[@stromhade8276]

@@MsLilly200 can he deal with all this travelussy though

[@ryujinsmochabread]

of course they have lawyers in this game, otherwise who would be able to represent zhongli in court after he commits tax evasion?

[@yong.lix_xx]

@Tripping Warbler HAHAHA YES

[@mcdonaldduck9314]

LOL

[@undyne6280]

Noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@oliviab.9105]

Yanfei in court: “I WILL HAVE ORDER!”💀

[@Foxxy.0.]

I asked my friend (who doesn’t play genshin) if lisa and mona would be a good ship and she said “Yes because i could call the, monalisa. I dont even care if the relationship would be toxic or not”

[@midnight.blue42]

finally someome said that lmao

[@ventimatchalatte]

THE MONA LISA

[@kikosai1855]

Ok, but nobody talking about the fact that Childe and Mona’s ship name is literally China

[@endrelko2885]

Or mochi which is cute as hell

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@endrelko2885 yeah imma go with this and forget the cursed name

[@kayyishahaifa4980]

You guys are forgetting Molde

[@wienzard93]

you almost made me spit out my water, but thank you. that's hilarious shipname, lol.

[@LivVirtual]

Milde

[@JoaoPedro-td8pj]

Imagine Lisa and Yae Miko. The chaos that couple could cause

[@kittenmimi5326]

Together they'd traumatize everyone in teyvat

[@katzies]

Fr 😂

[@0nkrul]

nah, yae will give lisa her book and lisa will read them (they'll be cute but spicy)

[@ENOINN]

They’re one of my fav ships

[@uhohgecko505]

I don’t think Teyvat would last very long if they were together 💀🤌🏻

[@Saltsour]

People that use "they never met" as a valid argument againt a ship are screaming rn lmfao Edit: I like how you can immediately tell which people in replies are The exact same salty people I addressed in the comment

[@popplejam2128]

a large majority of fics aren’t canon compliant, this goes for every fandom i’ve seen. you could do “canon divergence where they meet”, which gives you the added bonus of fun new conflict or new solutions to conflict that results from them meeting. or “au where they meet”, aus don’t have to be bound to canon, so pretty much everything is fair game to decide (except character’s personalities, fuckin write an original story if you’re gonna make them ooc. also, similar roles/situations to canon or lines pulled from canon and repurposed are fantastic.)

[@Saltsour]

@@popplejam2128 Exactly what I always tell them lmao But I mostly mean ships as a whole not only ship fics

[@mimikyulover3411]

I never understood that argument. Like, so? They never even went to the movies, because they don't exist, yet I don't see anyone complaining about those kinds of things. Like, shipping is a mountain of what ifs, so a "what if X and Y met?" Is not such a weird thing to write about

[@AdjectiveEQ]

@@mimikyulover3411 Yeah right it’s an amazing thought to think how they met especially if they have a good dynamic or follow a popular trope

[@fluffystuff500]

I use that as a reason that *I* don't ship stuff but I don't tell other people that it's not okay to ship people who've never met. Like, it's fictional and it's all in good fun so anything goes.

[@choking1668]

7:07 don’t forget Ayato does all the planning for festivals and they probably bought some of Yoimiya’s fireworks for them

[@TheZig390]

“ Diluc and Jean are shipped together by the straight people…” I’m crying- Edit: y’all I thought this was a funny quote from coley I never intended for so many people to be upset 😭. I ship them to and I AM BISEXUAL, so in no way am I saying you have to be straight and it’s only for the straight people. Just chill out y’all fr 🥲🥲🥲!

[@estelle6528]

My friend thought klee is their daughter 🤡

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

Can confirm, my mom ships them

[@katplays4976]

Me a gay person who ships them: 👁 👄 👁

[@abby_l.]

they're actually kinda cute lol

[@gaytsumugiaoba]

me who’s bi: HELLO????

[@grahamhaddock3537]

Absolutely sobbing at "I recognise the BOTTOM" and intense zoom on Zhongli

[@moraelity]

I wonder how that came to be. I saw a meme a while back that said "are you a top or bottom? ; I'm a threat. ; He's a bottom." And I swear to god that after that most of the fandom collectively agrees he is now the bottom in ships

[@parad0x.76]

@@moraelity as someone who looks through every tags in twitter and ao3.. authors have very horni reasoning as to why he’s a bottom..

[@moraelity]

@@parad0x.76 yeah I know about those (my friend sent me one and I can never look at him the same way) but from what I’ve seen, he’s nearly always the bottom. I wonder if it was like a naruto fandom thing where they all collectively agreed that Kakashi was an ass man

[@parad0x.76]

@@moraelity I actually see zhongli as bottom and a top in most ship arts and fics I see in twitter. considering that childe and zhongli is one of the most popular ships zhongli is involved it, he actually has a balanced fanart and fanfics of him being top or bottom. so I don’t think the fandom actually collectively agrees hes a bottom tho lol

[@moraelity]

@@parad0x.76 In the meme side of it, not quite the actual shipping side. I've seen far more "zhongli is a bottom" memes. Of course there's going to be the opposite in the shipping community. I don't really look at fanart other than cute or wholesome, so I hardly see bottom or top zhongli fanart

[@lovepantalone_kaeya]

4:23: "They look like they've been married for 30 years" Yae Miko is sobbing right now 😂

[@Blanch590]

With them it’s like: They look like business partners but no one knows they’ve been married for 2,000 years.

[@callmeravenlee1972]

@@Blanch590 Miko is only like 500 sooo it’s more like married for 450 years

[@sunshi4510]

@@Blanch590 yeah no miko has only been around for 500 years, she was basically ei's pet fox when she was a kid so your shipping something equivalent to someone and their pet dog 😶

[@you_know_i_got_the]

@@sunshi4510 yae miko ships herself with ei wdym. She did publish a fanfic of her and ei kissing

[@Blanch590]

@@callmeravenlee1972 oh

[@mainingkaeyaismylife]

Its so nice to see kaeya get attention lol, it's rare i was literally screaming 'yes thank you he is' and "omg yes" constantly lol

[@sophie1680]

Ifk what part of the Genshin fandom you're in, but I literally can't get people to stop talking abt Kaeya and Diluc 😂

[@mainingkaeyaismylife]

@@sophie1680 He's a bit more popular now but he was overlooked and ignored a lot at the start so it's still a suprise to me to see him get attention 😁

[@jlg6]

If Jean/Lisa weren't the self appointed moms of the group I would ship Jean/Baal so HARD!! It makes perfect sense, the drama, the "two people commiserating over the struggles of trying to run a kingdom/ knight organisation", they're just.. aa

[@iknowyoursearchhistory]

idontSeeitbuthonestlyiamtoOtiredtosaySomethingandgetjudgedandflamedsojustokbye

[@ilikeudonnoodles]

The pains of ruling big organisations/ an entire country

[@zeynepyalm2295]

Newsflash: you can have multiple ships including the same character! Enjoy your jeanlisa AND jeanei

[@exactlyschrimps]

jein

[@hansololouise]

I now ship both jeanlisa and jean ei because of this video 🤣🥴

[@Onohhh]

It's kinda funny to me your friend ships Xingqiu and Bennett, since they actually share the same ENG voice actress.

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

I WAS WONDERING IF THEY HAD THE SAME VA-

[@Olicia88]

@@ConvenientlyShapedUsername Yeah, they're both voiced by Christina Vee

[@kikiro123]

I would laugh even more if she had shipped barbara with xinyan since they also share the same ENG voice actress

[@1kiwi7]

@@kikiro123 isnt that already a semi-popular rarepair? lol

[@Kinich-f2p]

LMAOOO IKRR

[@Milwkwy]

I don’t care about any of the ships but when your friends start squealing over Xiao and call him baby after hearing his backstory? Yea That’s the best part Xiao deserves everything

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

My son right there.

[@snorkkmimimi]

Facts

[@peruceltic895]

Yes

[@아인-d8n]

don’t we all 😔

[@disgrace1309]

I literally went "That's my triple-crowned boy right there."

[@ark2985]

13:40 actually according to the lore when Xiao became too much burdened with his bad karma and he was about to snap and lose his mind last the last 4 Yakshas before him. He was finally saved when he heard Venti play his flute on a mountain. So Venti saved Xiao's mind.

[@LittleDevilAkuma]

The best part that for Xiao this is one of the most important bits of the story and for Venti it was just some random flute playong xd

[@ninili847]

@@LittleDevilAkuma HAHAHAHAHA

[@noodle8120]

@@LittleDevilAkuma yea its to kinda random to (my opinion) ship them

[@raffaelefrau9789]

@@LittleDevilAkuma Venti: does normal bard stuff Xiao: is saved

[@evysvfx]

According to leaks, Venti and Xiao get to meet in the next lantern riteeee

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

Jean and Shogun make way too much sense. They're both stressed out from working 24/7 but Jean faces all her problems and develops into a workaholic while Ei avoids most of her problems, so they'd end up balancing each other out. They'd also act as mirrors for eachother so they stop listening to their own BS. i.e, Jean will argue with Ei that she needs to relax and stop working so hard and realise little by little that she herself needs to relax more.

[@ZephyrBluePaddy]

But that leaves Lisa and Yae Miko and that friendship absolutely terrifies me xD

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

@@ZephyrBluePaddy just imagine Yae and Lisa acting serious normally but behind closed doors they're mega-shippers and fangirls for Ei x Jean.

[@emmanuel7489]

All of us the moment she chose that pair "woah... Hold on. Hold on! This could work. Let me look it up, shit just got real."

[@cai.mp4]

holy shit, i shipped eula and jean but now i need a fanfic for this bro 😭

[@scylla1772]

I'm obsessed with Jean/Baal if only because two options for ship names are Jail and Bean

[@tfydreamt]

💀 Jail and bean

[@krisbd6262]

Bruh. Jail?

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@krisbd6262 jeil

[@mygachalife1136]

You meant jaal

[@scylla1772]

@@mygachalife1136 well if we're being perfectly accurate it's jeelzebean or something, but I'm not a picky man

[@helengu80]

The fact that she basically guessed a lot of their personalities and traits right-

[@arigatiu]

That's good character design

[@catsrambling]

Yanfei and Sucrose are literally that ship meme "talks a lot - listens"

[@cecilxing]

As a Xiaoven shipper I can not-so-proudly say I thought Xiao and Venti were siblings when I first started, simply because of appearance.

[@juice3287]

sobbing 😭

[@avp_2029]

......same

[@honeyjar2970]

💀💀

[@nrnyks]

Same 😭

[@cscotch1127]

yeah no thats fair lmao

[@flowerinbloom1218]

"Thats a child" "they're an adult" "they're not human" Looks can be deceiving most of the time in this game I swear...

[@alistergoh9744]

reminds me of my dumbass thinking venti and xq are girls when i first started 🥲

[@Crystal323100]

@@alistergoh9744 To be fair Venti might not be a guy or girl since he's a wind spirit cosplaying as his friend. That and he'd own it whole heartedly, which is why I love Venti.

[@mythicalbeast3791]

@@Crystal323100 literally he could possibly change on the spot, 1 minute he could be claiming to be male and if they offer free drinks to females POW he is female and he doesnt even need to change his physical form just what he says

[@LumeanTV]

@@Crystal323100 The archons: gender? I don't know them. Anyways look at how nice my outfit is.

[@아인-d8n]

fr i thought Kazuha was a kid but no he’s just a short guy that’s it

[@RoseDragon529]

2:04 "The *children*, there's so many *children*, why are there so many *children*, go to school!"

[@lenaespinoza8257]

The perfect Baal x Jean ship name would probably be Bean

[@onelazybi-2814]

Oh my god!! That's so cute

[@mitacestalia7532]

11/10 for that creativity lmao

[@swordmain1880]

Ahem just give me a second imma try and do *BEAN*

[@Oretime]

B E A N

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

sounds stupid

[@pyromaniac2104]

The more I hear about Genshin Impact the less I understand it and honestly I think it's more entertaining for me not knowing

[@autumnstar316]

Don’t play it, don’t fall into the rabbit hole, you’ll regret it /hj

[@moraelity]

Genshin isn't actually that interesting. Genshin is my hyperfixation at the moment, but I'll tell you now; it's deadass not worth it lol

[@seraphywang4638]

It’s only worth knowing more if you are only in the game to simp

[@toastpavedtheway]

@@moraelity shut up

[@zenzenitha]

If you're into story and lore then just watching videos or thread is fine but if you're also into atmospheric roaming then it's nice to play casually. It's a really casual game but have high addiction rate. Just don't throw money beyond 5$ optional subscription (it doesn't matter much anyway unless you want certain character in the long run)

[@Mermzies]

Sucrose and Yanfei would actually be so cute, Yanfei with her smug & teasing personality and Sucrose who gets easily flustered, but Fei would always be shocked at how when they nerd out sucrose is just completely in her element and she'd tease her about it -- Omg I would mELTTT

[@ThisAccountIsNotMineButIUseIt]

The melt part would've been a fun pun if Sucrose was Cryo 😩😩

[@Mizuki193]

*Jealous Albedo Noise*

[@El_iz]

“Himbo on the streets, demon in the sheets” 😂I’m dead 💀

[@livhasproblems2513]

Ok but like I legit ship Childe with Thoma, I think it would be absolutely hilarious. Childe being this little murder goblin and Thoma being constantly concerned for his nonexistent mental health, baffled everytime Childe says literally anything. I like the psychotic/concerned dynamic, it's so fun

[@laynewhat4439]

the two houswifes together? mental health: a dumpster fire. Their house: fu*king perfect

[@Azaleaaah]

Honestly I agree. And another thing is that both can clean and cook so their house is gonna be so god damn neat and shiny

[@livhasproblems2513]

@Christie Ralte I'm glad I sold it to you

[@Saga_Anserum]

:0 this has what thomayato was missing for me Violence

[@imnisu7065]

i ship this one sm too

[@ColeyDoesThings]

who is the biggest material gworl in genshin?

[@freswoe]

my heart says yanfei,,,, legally blonde fire lawyer

[@DepressedMackerel]

Zhongli, you can’t change my mind.

[@namiz05]

YANFEI

[@chihirofujisaki9520]

xingqiu

[@키드별]

my fav broke bitches: zhongli and mona

[@officerscar]

Hear me out, Kazuha and Albedo. Those two would get along so well and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@nikki.ragnvindr]

The vibes are immaculate. The poet and the artist? Mmmmmm pretty nice indeed.

[@kahzai9937]

i love kazubedo🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@akiangel1864]

I dont really ship them but i must admit that i agree that they'll bet along so well

[@aspen9454]

i’ve read a fic with them as a bg ship and their minor appearances still end up being so adorable

[@officerscar]

@@aspen9454 fic name? 👀

[@BlueSpiritFire1]

Hmm...Childe and Mona... There's some potential there for an interesting dynamic. I feel like she would be able to get like...an uncomfortably in-depth and accurate read on him, and to distract her he basically just throws mora at her like 'Oh look, Mona! Here comes the _delicious expensive dish_ I ordered especially for you!'

[@yammymy]

i feel like itd just be a sugar daddy typa relationship and funny as hell😭 like mona isn't actually romantically interested in childe.. she just needs to pay her taxes😭

[@ffxfgxsfxxxg2419]

The best ship is obviously Timmie x Sweet Madame because it’s the ultimate enemies to lovers trope!💅🏽💯💃💋💕

[@cloxygene]

I JUST REALIZED HAHAHAH

[@rinrinlng]

I better see a DFC in moonstadt

[@riannereyes1815]

NAH NAH MONDSTAT HASHBROWNS

[@MlanchyRAn]

@@rinrinlng mmm that delicious diluc fried chicken, killer meal

[@justme_8214]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Merpsicles]

I'm wheezing that this girl shipped herself with Kaeya (mood) and then just outright dislikes Diluc. That is too perfect.

[@jamberrytoastie]

realll

[@theothebean7751]

As a person who is a like non confrontational shipper in the community I support this. I need more of this in my life

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

you should get yourself a significant other instead

[@theothebean7751]

@@user-fv9er3by5n hmmmm yes yes interesting argument very intriguing imma needa think bout that reeeeeeal hard, in the mean time you can maybe try being a bit more respectful just like a minor suggestion

[@DoubleRainbows667]

@@user-fv9er3by5n you should find your father at the store. Oh wait, you can't.

[@shokanwnds]

@@theothebean7751 I know you typed this like 3 weeks ago but your response to that hater is just- 👌✨

[@theothebean7751]

@@shokanwnds thank you, honestly could have told them to stfu up but ehhh I'm too lazy for an internet argument plus everyone deserves some lvl of respect and being mean wouldn't get through to them it'd just give them more reason to generalize ppl and say we're toxic

[@toothycookie]

HOLD UP LOL ZHONGLI AND LISA IS ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY MY FAV CRACK SHIP LMFAOOOOOOO they drink tea together while rain showers on the roof top :) zhongli is unmoved by her flirting. she enjoys this. he does not understand a goddamn thing 10/10

[@noragrace5926]

omg this works so well??

[@toothycookie]

@@noragrace5926 what can i say, the flirty sleepy ara-ara type works well with a well-learned and somber stoic. :3

[@actuallymerlin]

hu tao and xiao are outside the window eavesdropping but at different windows and they don’t know that the other is there

[@s7z7gy]

He is an old grandpa of an archon so he would be 100% like “You are very kind, Lisa”

[@raslebury3942]

Childe's name is a reference to the words ‘公子’ in chinese, which basically means a talented young master. In Chinese, you would put someones surname in front of 公子, examples from wuxia and xianxia books include: 魏无羡（wei wuxian) would be called 魏公子(Young Master Wei or Childe Wei)

[@沸-y8s]

fr in jp his name also written in the same way, but it called koushi which mean young nobleman. it doesn’t sound like a nickname (more like a label, idk) so that’s why ppl on jp mostly call him taru/tartaglia

[@erikayang5545]

I SEE YOU TOO ARE A MAN OF CULTURE

[@xxinn1xx]

YEAHHH WEI WUXIAN

[@raslebury3942]

@@xxinn1xx Lol it was the best example I could think of

[@freekyfall6069]

LETS GOO UNTAMED CULTURED PERSON RIGHT HERE

[@raindown4965]

Me, a xiaoven shipper: nonono you don’t get it they have _compatible colour palettes_

[@awthers4043]

As a scaramona shipper, xiaoeven shippers *we get it.*

[@numberonesoadfanreal]

and the lore they have tg 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[@barbatos5303]

@@awthers4043 As someone who likes both: yes

[@MF-kd3tm]

@@awthers4043 you get us so well soldier 🙏🏼

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

that's just an opinion, don't get pressed

[@aleabeckermann2100]

I’d actually love a podcast with you two lmao so if you’re actually considering it… GO FOR IT

[@Ruyi_Moonlight]

The way she described Xiao is basically the Chasm quest and i love that

[@iceninelives4651]

Haven't gotten to the ships yet, but this sounds like a great opportunity to expand my Genshin rarepair shelf Time to give Kazunfei, Xiaomiya, Xingqschl and Hu Tao x Heizou some company ✨

[@thedumberscaramouche]

ayo...you're onto smth

[@aleabeckermann2100]

Honestly Hu Tao and Heizou sounds so neat. And he isn’t even out yet 😭

[@iceninelives4651]

Tbh at this point I'm waiting for Heizou to get an official design already so I can draw them lmao

[@aleabeckermann2100]

@@iceninelives4651 the popular fan-design looks good with Hu Tao too! Its a sign!!

[@hearts.22]

YESSS HU TAO AND HEIZOU

[@The1andonlysharpshooter]

Im an extreme multishipper and I almost had a seizure at the thought of Yoimiya and Ayato together and now I want to make a oneshot fic of them??? Like I love writing one shots for all types of ships but this one without a doubt does not have a fanbase so no one would freak out with me over cute moments they’d have 😔 If someone starts making art or scenarios i’d happily add to the cooking pot ☺️

[@floffnie]

go ahead person. i'll will read you without any hesitation. good luck

[@The1andonlysharpshooter]

@@floffnie thank u so much 😭 I have so much inspiration i am starting tonight and will pull an all nighter.

[@nongshimrizzforce]

Give us the link to ur fic when ur done omg

[@valhersa29]

Pass the AO3 user name yo

[@mitacestalia7532]

Bruh, I even want to write Kazuha x Ayaka because the idea of proper daughter who treated like princess meet a wanderer from fallen family go out together sounds fluffy and hella cute. That's and Ayato writhing over it sounds funny.

[@claudiadriemeyer5818]

Her instant change of heart about Xiao after hearing his sad backstory though lmao

[@eruhaben4932]

As the first thought that came to my mind after the attempts of making a ship name for Zhongli and Lisa suffer with the “lorax” running off Zhonglis’ actual name of Morax

[@polarsky.polarbear]

What💀💀💀

[@francescaavavids]

this feels like a safe space to share my personal favorite rarepair, Thoma and Kaeya. like imagine they were childhood friends and then Thoma left and to this day they still send letters back and forth, sharing fun times that they’ve had and things that remind them of each other, waiting for an opportunity to see each other again after all these years. and with each letter, Kaeya sends Thoma a calla lily to remind him of home. this is the greatest thing my mind has ever created.

[@meganelaine387]

your brain is fucking enormous I’m obsessed now

[@Hazyla]

HELP ME TOO

[@azahazel]

I'M WITH YOU

[@EmmaPie13]

THIS SO CUTEEEE

[@sophiamichaelis206]

OH MY GOD

[@BlackTigr]

8:18 The fact that whenever I bring Ningguang into my weekly fight with Childe, he always gives me some really good drops, validates this claim. 😂

[@pianoeve3242]

thx ima try it

[@sophiamichaelis206]

Time to build Ningguang

[@somestormiscoming4369]

this is literally me and my friend. they play genshin I dont. They talk to me about it A Lot and slowly I'm beginning to know everything LMAO

[@bonjour570]

okay but kaeya x rosa is such a good ship no one can convince me otherwise- two borcken people healing each other-

[@hangezoesfeet]

And they're both drinking buddies

[@Hapiheartt]

Totally agree 100%

[@bonjour570]

AND I WENT THROUGH ROSARIA'S VOICELINES SHE SAYS SHE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH KAEYA'S VIEL AND HAS SEEN HIM CRY DURING HIS DRINKING WTF THIS SHIP IS WONDERFUL

[@sherumayu]

@@bonjour570 wait the first part I’ve heard of, where in the world did you hear that Rosaria has seen Kaeya crying

[@منةمرحبا]

Drinking buddies/friends with benefits for the sake of comfort after drinking? Or maybe it's just me :'D

[@OfficialQueenAshfire]

i love the fact that she called xiao "dragon boi" looks like xiao inheritied the geo daddy looks

[@awesomesauce23]

Never played Genshin, but one of my friends showed up to school in a Genshin cosplay, she was slaying it.

[@lefttoe3937]

which one was it? Just curious

[@awesomesauce23]

@@lefttoe3937 Idk the name of the character, but she said they were a funeral director. They had a hat with flowers on it if that helps-

[@nevembra9850]

@@awesomesauce23 oh that's Hu Tao she's a happy menace 😂

[@sarcasmwineandeverythingfi9854]

@@awesomesauce23 Omg, that makes me sooo happy

[@lefttoe3937]

@@awesomesauce23 oh tyy, that's hu tao!

[@MrsJoker-fo9ls]

Here's something; I kinda start to think that Xiao & Noelle are a good (platonic) friendship because Noelle wants to help EVERYONE & that fit with Xiao, he could use a help from someone as stubborn & hard working as Noelle Important edit: AM SO SORRY I NEVER KNEW NOELLE WAS A MINOR! i don't do proship nor support it!!

[@cardescomedioses3674]

Ooohhh the irony of visions, I actually like that idea, the more I think about, the more interesting their differences are, like, she is geo like zhongli, as xiao respects a lot the element and noelle wanted an anemo visión like the god she worships, quite ironic, while xiao is a really selfish DPS noelle is basically a one maid army, he is an unstoppable force and she is an immovable object, while, each one is basically what the other aimed to be

[@MrsJoker-fo9ls]

@@cardescomedioses3674 NOW AM THINKING OF SHIPPING THEM

[@hotlady305]

wait isnt that a proship?

[@MrsJoker-fo9ls]

@@hotlady305 wait is it? I honestly don't know

[@hotlady305]

@@MrsJoker-fo9ls honestly it is noelle is 14, xiao is above 2000 meaning he is an adult

[@YuKi-bq4td]

KAEYA IS SO GOOD AT ATTRACTING NON-GENSHIN AND MAKES THEM LIKE- ONE OF US GENSHIN PEEPS (I mean- he's also the reason why i played genshin)

[@wannabe_imposter737]

Remember,if you see keaya,there are some chances he'll drag you in the Genshin Impact hole,you might never come back up.

[@moonfirearc6793]

I hate how this is true, I found kaeya and then childe happened and now I'm just ded

[@evernightdream676]

Yes

[@midnight.blue42]

Kaeya isnt the reason why I started playing but he's the reason why I stayed. I love him

[@cnekoofficial6058]

1.) We can all agree that all of us had a 3rd eye opening at these newly born yet random ships. 2.) We all have shipped ourselves with certain characters,don’t even fucking deny it. 3.) 95% of the time,it’s Kaeya cuz the man is too beautiful.

[@Officalalhaithamsimp]

Yesh kaeya is hawt but have you seen alhaithams abs bro istg alhaitham is too hot

[@violiala]

xiao and venti being siblings is my fav hc ever xiao is like the tired older sibling n ventis the annoying younger sibling who drags xiao into his shenanigans

[@nattypatty_610]

omg OMG

[@kikoushii8400]

Wait but even better- the ages are flipped but the dynamic stays the same

[@nattypatty_610]

@@kikoushii8400 that's what I literally thought in the shower

[@kikoushii8400]

@@nattypatty_610 I typed that in the shower 😳

[@marchingknight081]

The sibling hc sounds way more believable than the ship anyway.

[@carissa5977]

Kaeya IS apparently royalty of sorts. His family is the regent for Khaenriah kingdom, in place of King Irmin. So yeah Kaeya is a prince. Bennet and Xingqiu is interesting especially since they share the same English VA This is very entertaining 😂

[@mellbellsringing]

'Oh no BABY!'-The reason Xiao is my favorite summarized in 3 words 😂😭

[@adeptus_xiao9448]

thank you

[@kittenmimi5326]

Yep that's exactly xiao and why I simp him

[@2triedforthis830]

That was exactly me when I first learned about him lmao

[@Christinalr101]

In all fairness Yoimiya is very much the female Thoma, and shipped with Ayatos sister quite often

[@아인-d8n]

i always thought yoimiya and thoma is siblings or atleast related but sadly no

[@hangezoesfeet]

Yoimiya's and Thoma's Korean vas are married

[@illurora]

watching nadia IMMEDIATELY go "oh my god smol boy xiao" the moment she heard his backstory ME TOO GIRL I BEGAN PLAYING THIS GAME JUST FOR HIM 😭

[@adeptus_xiao9448]

ehe

[@2triedforthis830]

I continued the game for him😝

[@maradoesnotexist]

literally same and i finally got him a week ago!!

[@gen-dx2uy]

Exactly why I started to love him

[@YukimiSD]

The ways she fell for Xiao lmao His back story was so well explained, makes me emotional

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

"Kaeya is the main character" That's LITERALLY how I play the game 😂

[@xphelion_]

"ZHONGLI'S BOSS? THATS LITERALLY A CHILD" IS MY FAVORITE LINE WAHAHAHAH

[@pluto-4427]

Seeing a Sucrose and Yanfei ship as someone who mains both Sucrose and Yanfei at the same time has screaming into pillows FINALLYYYYY

[@opalmarbles]

5:34 ...yes pink and green are cute aesthetics *Matchablossom has entered the chat

[@pidgeongguk8818]

*cough* if any artists/writers out there end up making something with these ships…. Please link them below …..

[@raincrossing9661]

My eyes Have been Opened, So many rare pairs and I'm here for it. I'm the type of person who if two characters Co-exist in my party for long enough for me to develop head canon's on how they would interact for me to start shipping them... Anyway, that's how I started Friendshipping/Shipping Barbara and Kokomi. :) Edit: Yes I am disappointed That the Irodori festival won't have them interacting this year, maybe next year.

[@shanellemurrey9300]

5:08 OMG I WERENT EXPECTING THAT IM SO HAPPY NOW LOL * UNIDENTIFIED HAPPY PTERODACTYL SCREECHING *

[@gabrielleseabra7563]

Whe she said Kaeya × Zhongli I felt my third eye opening

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

Xiao DOES look like Venti’s brother, holy shit

[@2triedforthis830]

I don’t understand is it the green highlights on them? Why do people think their siblings😭

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

@@2triedforthis830 I guess how their colors match and stuff

[@Lxthz]

Cause they're both An-emo but venti hides it with drinking

[@Classica_1750]

The edgy bro

[@ana-zp8fv]

I love how Ittosara makes sense to everyone alsooo i hoped they're gonna mention Beiguang and their dynamic cuz that's probably the closest to canon ship in this game

[@tillcest]

ittosara have the most perfect and chaotic dynamic yet theres so many people who hate it simply because they’re “enemies.” guess they never heard of rivals to lovers 🤷‍♀️

[@malinas9377]

@@tillcest There also like childhood friends or frenemies to lovers

[@TheMgutierrez]

The most sensible straight ship since Diluc and Jean

[@n01n47]

@@malinas9377 wait what, they are?? Do you have anything to claim this

[@fl4wless_a1m]

actually traveller and ayaka is close to canon

[@captaindanger13]

this whole time i thought Xiao's voiceline about eating snow was so weird, but now that you've explained why he says that i feel bad...

[@mitab1]

Yeah people in China used to eat snow in times of Famine, just to remember the feeling of eating

[@Dawnpool67]

Thank you both for introducing us to so many new pairings to fuel the self-perpetuating machine that is this fandom. Much appreciated ^^

[@litzo5957]

The fact that she was able to pinpoint a lot of the characters personalities says something abouth hoyo's character designs! so good

[@daltongibson1033]

Nothing will ever manage to surpass my ultimate Genshin ship, Kaeya and Eula.

[@takumidoutou4412]

I could see it

[@aceeweed8658]

I ship Euluc fight me/j but really tho Im being held hostage by EuKae as of right now

[@sneefinsnorfintime]

Huh. Traumatized cryo captains. I can see that.

[@randomgrmlin]

Hmm I could see it!

[@senu.]

ay finally i love kaeya x eula

[@Trip_koLng]

4:52 *"THE MOLECULE!"*

[@acheronrecusant]

Here's what I ship: Keqing with MOTIVATION Ayaka with PLASTIC CHAIRS Raiden with POWER Ayato with NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT

[@mitacestalia7532]

This comment makes me want to approach storm

[@cheeze588]

best ships 10/10

[@wannabe_imposter737]

PLASTIC CHAIRS AND NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT ABSOLUTELY EXTERMINATED ME

[@zhun9989]

Yoiyato (Yoimiya and Ayato) fic idea: Ayato has been admiring Yoimiya from afar for years on account of the Yashiro Comission’s close association with Naganohara Fireworks. And ever since Ayaka’s coming out of her shell, Ayato’s been dragged out to Hanamizaka a lot to see her (cuz Ayaka ships it lol). He always has to force himself away until they get a magic moment under the fireworks all alone, and Ayato finally gives in to his feelings for Yoyimiya. But he’s forced to act like it never happened for the sake of the Yashiro Comission the end :)

[@estelle6528]

THAT'S ADORABLE 😭 if you can please write it I'd love to read it

[@xoxo.pochacco]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE

[@Fukei_Mono]

Ayato trusting Yoimiya around Ayaka: She's probably the closest friend Ayaka has who is of similar age to her. I know they'll get along well blah blah blah........ Ayaka dragging Ayato to Hanamizaka: *I can't be the only one continuing the bloodline!*

[@ruikasasfixer]

i like this idea

[@akiangel1864]

Please- i---i 😭 nadia just opened our eyes into a quite wholesome ship

[@almondwaet7966]

NAH CAUSE HER REACTION TO XIAOS BACKSTORY IS SUCH A MOOD

[@22emeralds32]

The fact that Bennett and xinqiu have the same English voice actor made her shipping them hilarious to me lol

[@Mars.Skepelllton]

9:55 “Come dance with me Bunny Girl 🫦🫦🫦” “What?! 😰😰😳😳”

[@superv01d]

when she said sucrose and yanfei i actually stopped breathing, me and my friend were playing coop and like randomly while we were running through our characters we were sucrose and yanfei and i stopped and said “WAIT THEY’RE SO CUTE???”

[@a_crab]

as someone who doesn't know anything about Genshin lore or the characters, this was very entertaining to watch

[@alexia3552]

13:30 "by like the straight people" I'm CACKLING a hetero roast well earned lmfao

[@GaionSputro]

Thanks for timestamp 👍🏻

[@nadiasullivan1087]

As someone who is also named Nadia, "I ship Kaeya with ME" is an entire mood.

[@4buttercupcakey]

11:58 funfact: Bennett and Xingqiu is voiced by the same English VA!

[@Danmei_fan.ryy06]

They are?

[@localcrackhead2152]

Fun fact; Barbara and Xinyan are voices by the same VA too!

[@Danmei_fan.ryy06]

@@localcrackhead2152 woa

[@valiantsancho]

qiqi and the unknown god have the same va