Asking ppl on the street in NYC about COIVD! - Mark Normand

The day after the clubs closed I still needed that live response. I’m an addict! So a week ago I hit the streets of NYC with some Covid yuks. I’m lonely!! Stay safe and spread the love gang! MaZel.

[@B-Free619]

Lmaoooooo the OJ joke to old white women vs young black guys, classic

[@sofakingkong4202]

"Young black guys" That guy's hairline says otherwise

[@withnail-and-i]

@@sofakingkong4202 40 or whatever is young compared to the two ladies

[@canchero724]

@@withnail-and-i Black don't crack

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@withnail-and-i They were Holocaust survivors, the Hadrian's one.

[@HotStrange]

Black people appreciate comedy a lot more in my experience.

[@mkII.]

When the old lady stopped and prayed for your soul. That was funny.

[@nicholasyoung2867]

"Cool coat." "Thank you." "I was talking to the dog." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ahorsewithnoname4416]

Underrated comment hahahhaa

[@simonmonto]

@@ahorsewithnoname4416 Underrated comment hahahhaa

[@randucci]

That was the funniest bit.

[@ElectricProductions2]

Underrated joke and comment

[@NormanOz]

These people were in the presence of greatness and didn't even realise it

[@aaroncabral1134]

True story

[@motttta]

I can't believe no one recognized Kevin Hart.

[@wanderlazaro8968]

This Kevin Hart guy is AMAZING.

[@dickthomas4670]

Thats a goodlookin bitch

[@influentia1patterns]

Apparently its Mark, Norm, and Kevin

[@eden2esthar]

Ok... I'm out the loop. What's the kevin Hart thing about ?

[@charleszvirbulis5230]

@@eden2esthar Dude, when he said venmo me! @kevinhart i fuckin lost it.

[@mazsax999]

@@eden2esthar in like 90% of his sets, he ends by saying "i"m Kevin Hart, good night everybody" He's literally been doing it for years & its still hilarious!!!

[@dakotamonroe9746]

“Nice coat” “Thanks” “I was talking to the dog” Shit had me rolling! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelreyes6258]

Dakota Monroe 😂 I thought he had said “nice dog!” And the lady said “thanks!” And the he said “I was talking to the dog!” 😆

[@samuelirwin8834]

Dakota Monroe best joke out of all of them

[@itsmee6780]

b but the dog hasn't got a coat, now I'm confused

[@mistersydster]

@@itsmee6780 the term "coat" can also be used to refer to the fur on an animal. For example, "that horse has a shiny coat".

[@dominicancheif117]

S.C. Jones pshh horse don’t wear shiny coats 🧥

[@eliasbarnes6837]

Mark is gonna be the only comic who managed to stay sharp during this thing, “no audience you say? I guess we’ll just have to make our own”

[@redonk1740]

"is that a joke" is the best response you could possibly get from that joke. like a cherry on top.

[@hingusbingus3863]

She was digging him

[@michaelmatter1222]

When you get heckled by 100% of the audience -_-

[@mileslaw]

In a parallel universe, Kevin Hart calls himself Mark Normand.

[@DawidPA]

In a parallel universe, my dad gives me handshakes.

[@slimmpickens67]

In any universe Kevin Hart isn't as funny as Mark Normand.

[@doomfan89]

brings new meaning to his joke about the coworker who doesn´t see color and he tells him ¨it´s ok.. .I´m black¨. little does his coworker know, Mark is really Kevin Hart, and thus is actually black

[@halfasian3306]

@@doomfan89 you sir are a genius

[@joachim291]

In a parallel universe Kevin Hart is actually funny like Mark

[@KLFD530]

"Timeless queef", that sounds like the title of your next special

[@joshrivers5191]

Endless queef. Or just "I'm gay!".

[@dirtintodust]

"Just Fist Me" is pretty solid, too.

[@joshrivers5191]

@@KLFD530 dudes definitely a troll. And if he isn't and is in Italy he'll probably be dead soon anyway. He definitely has no children. Anyone who uses "little one" as an insult does not get laid.

[@joshrivers5191]

@宇宙愛 lol blah blah blah. Don't care fatty.

[@joshrivers5191]

@宇宙愛 normandy is in France btw.

[@thelonelybarbarian]

"Let's find a clean joke to tell" jokes about aids

[@philhall7871]

Shazei Viking face

[@isak01234]

"Wanna hear a Corona virus joke?" "You are not gonna get it"

[@Terra101]

Get what???

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Or you got the joke but it was so bad it had no affected on you.

[@DrummingKid101]

The OJ joke just goes to show that the same joke can either bomb or hit solely depending on the audience

[@SONOFABITCH]

Well done. You have defined comedy.

[@hufinnpuff3068]

Ohhh and laughter is a win on my book.

[@mesaboogie404]

The brothas were the best crowd

[@viktormose1]

100%

[@DSHT88]

yep, I didn't get the Asian girl who kept saying "that one is reeeeally good"... or maybe that's how she laughs??

[@ElMoShApPiNeSs]

@@DSHT88 "I like jokes. I definitely know what a joke is. Oh yes good one...oh was that not a joke?"

[@KaninTuzi]

Kevin Hart is popular with black crowds

[@DSHT88]

@@ElMoShApPiNeSs haha ikr

[@captaincairoPT]

Black people not afraid to laugh in those dire times. They seemed to have the most fun

[@Auron710]

i think they just react extrinsically more like when you do magic tricks for them lol.

[@willlicks8584]

@@Auron710 "ohhhhh shit" *runs halfway down the block*

[@wagnersilva9344]

That's why they call it "Dark comedy" han.. it all makes sense now lol

[@nocturnalsbuctalk7402]

All of your responses sound like your from Wisconsin and never met a black person. You should try it some day. Not knowing about different groups of people only brings fear and ignorance.

[@wagnersilva9344]

@@nocturnalsbuctalk7402 Dude.. I'm black.. are you? Because if not, that would explain the sense of humor

[@ahmedammar10]

1:12 was the best joke. Didn't expect him to be talking to a kid lol

[@grantl9561]

I respect this. Its easy to make excuses about your circumstances and why you can't work on your material, but not Mark Normand! He's still making jokes in spite of it all. He's definitely infected by now but still.. Respect.

[@SlantEyedJoe75]

Oh yeah! Mark's definitely loaded with a bunch of infections. But no one has to worry because the social distancing parameter for his infections is to avoid insertion

[@Crashj7f67h]

They had us in the beginning

[@robindro1961]

He just can't stop :D Real comedian Hilarious as always

[@influentia1patterns]

Not as infectious as that magic Johnson joke... did he write that himself or did he have aides?

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

@@influentia1patterns - Mark Normand does not have AIDS, Magic Johnson does have AIDS. I'm assuming Normand wrote that joke, at least I haven't heard anyone else say it yet (albeit, there's no shows to hear other comedians right now).

[@samlichtensteinthemovie]

I would pay to watch mark normand tell jokes to exclusively to black people 😂

[@nutbastard]

Next special needs to be at the apollo.

[@gemacin3923]

or u could watch black people get paid on youtube for reacting to mark normand. it could be a thing. black people reacting to bill burr is a youtube phenomenon

[@johng8671]

You mean inclusively

[@babdabubda5266]

@@johng8671 haha nice

[@seancompton8889]

@Wiliam Forsythe but only White's will be there, i don't get it

[@mehran7449]

comedians, like Conan and Mark who are willing to bomb on camera are Gods

[@nastymartinez6345]

Don't forget the God Norm MacDonald

[@subculturevulturepodcast2184]

I don’t think he’s bombing but these people don’t seem like they watch comedy that isn’t botched

[@WalkingPaceWP]

You fxcking normies are comparing a comedian to Conan? Get the fxck outta here.

[@WalkingPaceWP]

@Sand Hanitizer evening hosts are the fakest people on earth and not remotely funny

[@WalkingPaceWP]

@Sand Hanitizer yeah bro you're a comedian? Now that is a funny joke. Well done.

[@stephen32frazier]

The fact that he now is refering to himself as PARK Normand makes me smile every god damn time!

[@kennethrodas823]

Mark has a way of making people the butt of the jokes while making himself look like the fool 😂

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

I see Mark still has a way with the ladies...

[@yamilbermudez73]

Yep, a way to the friendzone

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

@@yamilbermudez73 Or a restraining order

[@andrewut7ya511]

Chyeah, the wrong way, ooooooooh

[@ThursdayMonkey475]

That was a good looking bitch tho

[@charliervrs]

This is gold Mark we need more of this, reminds me of Norm a lot

[@Matty-lw8ul]

Old White Ladies - "Ohhhh" Cuts to: Young black guys - "AhhHahahaha"

[@joey4track]

This series should be called Mark on St. Marks

[@adriananthony7451]

I used to escape reality by getting high and watching Home Movies. Good times. I should do that again.

[@joey4track]

@@adriananthony7451 Shut up, Brendan ;)

[@chldshflmngo2283]

Love the ingenuity Mark, Comedy really is the best medicine

[@telephantasm4070]

Credits: Mark Normand as Kevin Hart. LMAO.

[@fmnfb8]

Why was that one woman in a gimp mask lmao

[@reflect001]

lmao right? whole face covered except mouth lol

[@FlameDevily]

Eczema? Face burn? Just weird?

[@SpawNimba]

mark boosting immunities with the daily zing supplements

[@drenewman4851]

Well done!

[@brandon_bruffett_comedy]

Good on you

[@spridle]

MARK KEEP DOING VIDEOS. THESE ARE INCREDIBLE.

[@apollo1573]

spridle until hey gets the virus and then he can’t do them anymore. Idk if I want him to do it more or not now 😳

[@tomeckenberg698]

But definitely stop putting the mic in people's faces for reactions lol. GeeZ

[@itzvirt]

That's Kevin Hart bruh what chu talkin

[@bzeee6537]

Those four dudes were loving it. Gotta love a good crowd

[@ghostpiss1374]

Mark Normand is awesome, I hope he blows up more than he already has

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

This was super cool, just telling jokes on the streets of NYC. Would love to see more of this no matter the quality of jokes/reactions, your comedy always makes me laugh. Get your ass back down here to Nola too!

[@kurtkugel2365]

I love your username

[@ignignokt-6050]

I think everyone is staying the f away from nola for now. Lots of cases of the ole rona round your parts.

[@gillianorley]

They are not supposed to be out of their homes. This is why New York is almost half of all US cases and NYC is one third of all NY deaths. These people need to get off the streets. Holy shit, is that really so difficult to understand?

[@kurtkugel2365]

@@gillianorley A lot of New Yorkers have a lead dense superiority complex. They think "this is New York, the greatest most modern city in the world, of course everything will be ok soon." Also if you're not careful NY can turn you into an overgrown toddler. Bars open till 4am, 24 hour sushi, anything anywhere at anytime. It's easy to lose your survival instinct.

[@spacewolfRIFF]

Under the right circumstances, an ambulance is the ultimate closer.

[@LonelyHeartsChannel]

I love your commitment to your craft Mark. Respect!

[@bryanp3661]

Please do more of this! This is gold Jerry, gold! Haha

[@jamesthomas1595]

I was talking to the dog! Lmfaoooo

[@BeanAlex]

James Thomas been stuck at home watching KZbin all day and that’s the first thing that made me laugh at loud.

[@slicksmick89]

Had me in tears

[@LordGriebenschmalz]

Only comics that a laugh out loud alone in my room: Tom Segura, Bill Burr, Patrice O Neal AND my new fav. Mark Normand...stupid puns to downright inhumane jokes...love it

[@zer0_d0wn45]

add chris morrill, anthony jeselnik, louis c.k, bill hicks and your mom to that list and you'll have only one who hasnt kicked a dog for sure. it's prolly burr

[@danielbozic1577]

Norm MacDonald

[@LordGriebenschmalz]

@@zer0_d0wn45 From that list I would only put Louis CK in the list of comics that I like as well, but I didnt burst out laughing at Louis like the ones Ive listed.

[@LordGriebenschmalz]

@@danielbozic1577 Norm is great, but I didnt burst out laughing at his stuff...so thats a no for me...still great comic

[@jimmynerdtron11]

Such a funny guy ! One of the best comedians on earth !

[@bassisthenrik]

Mark is so brilliant!! He shouldn't be able to stand in public without stirring a huge commotion, even in lockdown times. He's spreading pure gold around him and people doesn't even recognize him! That's just messed up.

[@WhoIsRamsey]

Mark you're really awesome. I'm a fan from The Netherlands.

[@joshrivers5191]

Thanks mark. You and Norm gotta keep it coming.

[@vihrusha]

Great job, Mark! We all need some positivity right now, so you went out there and delivered it! Respect!

[@BazookaTooth707]

It has all come full-circle as now he's a regular on the Protect Our Parks Podcast with Joe Rogan lol

[@alalberto8817]

They should have filmed this in black and white. He was built for the 50’s

[@frowningJoker]

The music got to you buddy

[@Rsb11]

3:45 I think she got the wrong mask for this occasion..

[@shantcheetah]

LMAO, that straight up looks like a Purge mask or a robbery mask

[@blackhokage1744]

@@shantcheetah or a BDSM mask 😂🤣😂 besides how do u know it's a she 👀

[@sarcasm-83]

I got one of those too... after all, everyone keeps telling me not to touch my face, but nothing about my mouth.

[@blackhokage1744]

@@sarcasm-83 😂🤣😂🤣😂 that's funny

[@Kyle_Cee]

I thought it was an ass eating mask

[@shantcheetah]

man i love this video! great job on spreading laughter & joy during these dark times :)

[@themichaelcom]

Wow this made me laugh so much... thank you Mark Normand!!

[@ziadatef1098]

Mark has to be one of the funniest comedians out now! He is so fucking underrated.

[@laurafromga5875]

Mark's always puttin' on for the people - he's great!

[@MrDolphinDiver]

This was hilarious, also mark struggling to make eye contact is always fun to watch

[@Daveinthebox171]

Protect this guy at all costs

[@mahtinown-eel]

I love you mark. This is what we need. I haven't seen you bomb that hard since the 80's

[@Backlashed]

actually ended with "that's my ride" talk about timeless!

[@jeremygreenfeld7746]

Mark Normand is a national treasure.

[@davidmilner5981]

I love the concept and the production. Mark is such a pro and comedy nut, it makes sense for him to be doing something like this. It’s wholesome and clever and funny. Even though they’re not exactly A+ jokes, his charm and asides help carry the bit. Superb stuff. I wonder if he could enlist some comic pals for episode 2. Love ya, I’m gay. Praise Allah

[@gregg9694]

Haha I don’t know if they were all wholesome. He said queef and talked about fisting lol.

[@oneLEADFOOT]

Thank you Mark !! We all need this right now...

[@fugaziman2838]

When I said Mark Normand kills I didn't mean by giving elderly folks coronavirus on the streets for pete's sake!

[@kevinobyrne8020]

Sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke

[@fugaziman2838]

@@kevinobyrne8020 Norm's my fav comedian! I hope I didn't steal a bit (who wants a career as a youtube commenter based on lies?).

[@kevinobyrne8020]

@@fugaziman2838 That's no way to live- As a deeply closeted joke thief!

[@philmehrart]

Tsss who's dis Pete guy tssss

[@fugaziman2838]

@@philmehrart Mr.Chipperson?

[@xeropunt5749]

More! Top comedian!!! You should be everywhere in everything. People don't take too well anyone's long hiatuses, they feel betrayed lol👍

[@Brain69420]

Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed. Also take note at the amount of old people who keep walking around even though we stay at home for them. Thanks old people for continuing to let younger generations down.

[@Addy0401]

His jokes are sad…but the pause and expressions he gives after that and no one understanding a single thing…got me cracking big time 🤣

[@myco1567]

2:12 Good to see Ralph Sutton is still healthy

[@moes663]

Was that him though it sure looked like him. Thought Normand put in a couple of ringers. The toilet paper guy looks familiar too.

[@jamesg7133]

my co , I didn’t know he was a colossus lol

[@willybober2]

This shit is gold! Thank you for doing this. You and Theo Von are the funniest people in comedy right now

[@kevinkoger5749]

You are awesome for this. God bless you Mark!

[@dunemaster93]

Mark Normand has the perfect style to do this! Very funny! 😂😂

[@javiercano3638]

Yes queefs are timeless. They know no boundaries

[@ajax2727]

The OJ joke is the best, but the subtle jab about complimenting the dog's coat. That's classic genius stuff right there😏

[@adamdrakestudio]

then later said, "That's a good lookin' bitch", once again, to the dog.

[@jacobsaggypoo9809]

I fucking love you mark. You are the hero we all need.

[@hatzlmike1]

There is nothing on the face of the earth like Mark Normand. Thank you so much. God bless you.

[@tomp2418]

Keep doing these !! We need these laughs now !!

[@the_misfit_chella_4_realla855]

❤️❤️ Utah can’t wait to see you!

[@UwU5437]

God bless this dude brightening our days

[@patdonnelly9392]

Cool coat, 'talking to the dog.'...... made me sooo happy!

[@paulmarchano7238]

I’m just happy to see that Kevin Hart won’t let Corona stop him from performing and bringing joy to the people. Support him on Venmo folks.

[@bartholomeus1941]

Cheesy lame ass jokes , outside during a pandemic of fear ... Love it!!! Amazing! We need more of that thank u

[@ryanwinkler8106]

Mark Normand you're the man! It's crazy that this was A YEAR AGO!

[@Milanvaneijk]

Love this! You are a good dude Mark, and you have a very unique style, awesome! Keep it up. When you blow up and do gigs around Europe I will buy a ticket here in The Netherlands.

[@kobil316SH]

You're a hero for this

[@PULMANaryArchery]

“Fair” “we got a fair” 😂😂

[@1120BRAND]

Ahhhh man this is timeless.

[@Alex-Defatte]

Mad respect trying to help people laugh through this

[@TysonHook-22-]

I'm impressed, Mark actually scored an interview with New York Sasquatch aka Ralph Sutton @ 2:13

[@stevenbenitez1851]

Making New Yorkers laugh at jokes is TOUGH but Kevin Hart gets paid the big bucks for a reason

[@1manorgy]

Mark Normand is the hero NYC deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[@zapaman9845]

Thank you, needed this here in NY

[@mr.beendoinit3223]

That was amazing!! I need more corona jokes!!

[@the_silky_way9815]

Mark Normand said a queef is TIMELESS LMAOOOO

[@bradbrown6476]

Hahahahahah mark normand your growing to be one of my favourite comedians/peoples. Keep up the good fight. Needed this video thank you

[@delmarribeiro740]

and thats why we love you Mark!

[@AFishBicycle]

Imagine seeing a comedy legend on the street doing comedy for free and you turn him down.

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

You're the man Mark.

[@JoseRamos-mb1gj]

I was skeptical but you always deliver!! Hilarious

[@sydcable1]

Love Mark. All day every day

[@edcko10]

"It's... timeless" 😂😂😂

[@That.GraphicsGuy]

I wouldn’t mind being stopped in the streets by Kevin Hart for jokes.

[@TheFruitney]

He does that Kevin Hart bit all the time. Its still funny.

[@franktyler8538]

One of the few comics left who's balls haven't gone into their throat. Favorite by far. love ya mark. You're a Mensch!

[@fuzzystomach2088]

This was great, hope it blows up, Mark deserves it

[@drake.707]

Love this guy. Especially on Tuesgays

[@BusteloMaster]

Big fan of your comedy Mark, glad to see your spreading cheer during these crazy times. I saw you earlier this year at side splitters in Tampa, it's crazy to think about how different the world seems.

[@samplott8388]

For some reason, I laughed the hardest when he said, “here comes my ride” and it’s a damn ambulance driving towards him with the sirens on. 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinsmith205]

This was so good!