Mark Normand - Everything’s Tense

In his special Don’t Be Yourself, Mark Normand shares his views on politically correct language and suggests treating racists like smokers.
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[@DontCallMeAaron]

“This wasn’t diversity, it’s diversion”

[@shane-o-matic]

Shannon With The Mild I was lokey side-eyeing your comment until I got to the joke. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SnackPatrol]

I too heard that line. What else do you remember?

[@coop4476]

@@SnackPatrol lol

[@Galdring]

@@SnackPatrol lmao...

[@TinToeTimmyTime]

Im glad i read the comments under this post bc i didnt know it was a joke and was about to 🔥🔥🔥FLAME🔥🔥🔥 for no apparent reason 🤣🤣

[@InsideUCLA71]

Mark has the best cadence in comedy today. Really knows how to craft a joke to his persona.

[@someguyontheinternet7856]

When am I gonna see this guy on Netflix?

[@Uouttooo]

When you subscribe!

[@DekkarJr]

@@Uouttooo Nope :3

[@HalimaAbshir]

He's about to blow up

[@Unbiased321]

The same day they realize that Amy Schumer isn't funny

[@BeanAlex]

He did a joe rogan podcast. Go watch it!

[@jasonyount6036]

“It’s a great white shark! I mean mediocre shark! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@J_Seneca]

That's how you tell good race jokes

[@jorgechackon]

Race is a joke.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

this is without a doubt correct dude

[@neomadic]

Mark Normand is the most underrrated comic out there. This guy is the white man's chapelle, imo, but somehow is even less appreciated than neal brennan.

[@LordAsturgis]

sievepen Nate Bargatze as well is amazing.

[@Calilou52]

Marks stand up is 1000× better than all of Neals specials combined. Neal is a great writer but thats about it

[@Calilou52]

@@LordAsturgis nate is great

[@rfan6382]

After Normand's awesome appearance on the Cleveland morning show his name will be out there more I hope.

[@JoseGarcia-ho7co]

I say yes, white people should vouch for this guy 100%

[@shelbybrown8312]

"We're past Arabs now" That's brilliant

[@DrRiq]

The best treatment of race in comedy by a white guy I've ever SEEN

[@zeezor]

it kinda feels new and authentic, its refreshing

[@alexharrislove]

Oddly Racist by Bill Burr...

[@zeezor]

@@alexharrislove fuckin hilarious

[@pedromota7569]

Watch Louis C K

[@zeezor]

@@pedromota7569 Louis C is K

[@roysreceptive]

Not hearing Mark Normand say, “I’m Kevin Hart” is like tuning into the introduction to Friends and missing the four claps at the beginning. Something doesn’t feel right.

[@efrainsaucedo3134]

nice simlie

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for real. unequivocally correct man

[@MetallicaRocksss]

Seriously Comedy Central, when are you guys gonna recognize this guy's talent? You know I'm right.

[@davidmilner5981]

Michiel Janssen they gave him an hour special

[@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367]

they gave him a special mang. also didnt he have one on showtime?

[@BeyondSideshow]

@@davidmilner5981 Yeah but they didn't, like, 'recognize his talent'

[@robertfeight1205]

Um-this is Comedy Central's KZbin channel.

[@dominicjose3660]

Must...refrain...from liking........must...maintain...420...like count...

[@hijack69]

His choice of words are incredible

[@Montigity]

Man every joke is a hit with this guy! I haven't laughed this consistently* while watching a stand up since the Louis CK shows.

[@blackdragon2751]

"Necrophilia.yes I'm that too!"

[@istolethisaccount]

3rd El Tercero Maybe he stumbled upon one and never let it go

[@sumuqh]

@@ericolens3 ever heard of ‘morgue’ 😂

[@ArticruciA]

It kept getting better as it went on.

[@TCt83067695]

😕he didnt sign off as Kevin Hart

[@martinprior2565]

Yeah that left some emptyness in me

[@martinprior2565]

But he snuck a „thanks for cuming out” joke in there😂😂

[@efrainsaucedo3134]

@@martinprior2565 I'm not sure that was the intention...but maybe

[@ak-cardwell]

@@efrainsaucedo3134 LET US HAVE JOY

[@Nullllus]

His lawyers adviced him not to.

[@It_Was_The_Entity]

This is what comedy is. Kudos to Mark Norman for keeping the spirit alive in such a sensitive era.

[@DontCallMeAaron]

Lmfao I love this guy’s humor

[@ryanlara603]

Goddammit, I think this is my first seeing any standup from Normand. I've known his genius mainly from interviews and podcasts.

[@dy120481]

The "crossing the street slowly, not 'cause they do that" is fucking genius.

[@shelberz1]

Mark. You are so good at this. Thank you for making us laugh.

[@meropale]

Mark Normand is fantastic. I love him and I hope he continues.

[@soulwaves20000]

Can’t stop watching this guy... always fresh material but on the same subject. So many jokes he’s brilliant. Always top notch and relevant and important material. And hilarious too.

[@KRUSIN413]

‘Well yeah, that’s why I brought ya” 🤣

[@clarissar1528]

“I’ve got kids man! Lemmealone!” 🤣

[@Santoshkumar-ch8ok]

This guy is so classy and underrated. I'm disappointed in our collective ability to make shit performers famous overnight on KZbin but still class acts like Mark Normand continues to stay in the shadows !

[@dukepaladin]

I hear no "I'm Kevin Hart" part.

[@TCt83067695]

I was sad

[@marshallvalentino2572]

I DEMAND THIS VIDEO TO BE TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY THAT!!

[@insaneshanex]

Every time I hear the term PC I still think personal computer and I'm like.... wtf. I'm still not up with the times. Back in the day lol I would play Yahoo games and I kept seeing people saying im me in chat. Eventually I got tired of seeing it and said, 'WTF do you mean I'm me? I'm me too, shit. Who the fuck else would you be?" Needless to say they were saying instant message me lol.

[@simplechicful]

shane Jajaj this is great

[@morty4815162342]

I’ve got a similar embarrassing story, but way more stupidity on my part. I was talking to a girl I liked on msn and she said, “I’m plucking ym eyebrows”, obvious typo, but me being the paranoid idiot I am I thought “Ym”, meant, “your moms”. I then started talking shit to her and acting all pissed off, it took me years to realise the error.

[@WonderWhatHappened]

Those were the good times.

[@angelitasheets]

Ah man, i miss yahoo games!

[@benholzer1649]

wtf

[@SugaBee]

That's why I brought ya😂

[@vadaski5038]

Drop the snap

[@Hylss]

Way overdue for a 1-hour special.

[@danjohnston1345]

I never heard of him till tonight. He’s freaking hilarious. Looking up his stuff now. It’s great.

[@exco_preacher]

Kevin hart is so Freaking funny man 😂😂👍👍

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

Sooo? Say that on a kevin hart video

[@exco_preacher]

@@hopfrompokemonbad2865 watch more mark normand stand ups, you'll get the joke 😁

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

@@exco_preacher no i do but i dont get why he tells people hes kevin hart i watch loads of his standup

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

@Payton ThaProphet i have lol

[@dentalflesh677]

Yeah but it was sad that he had such a horrible chemical burn that took away his melamine

[@scorpionqueen11]

That Ray Charles joke...... genius. Love this guy.

[@JoybuzzerX]

So true! Happened to me at work! "Your boss said..." "...which boss? Was he Mexican?" "Whoa. Whoa. I wouldn't know such things." "Okay, did he have dark skin?" "Wha wha? I don't notice such things." "...seriously?" Told that to the boss and he laughed, "But I am dark skinned and Mexican." lol

[@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK]

I’m black and this shit hilarious asf 😂😂😂

[@DanYuleo]

First time I ever heard him NOT say "I'm Kevin Hart..."

[@kllwc7772]

He is effortlessly funny 🤣🤣😂😂

[@fahadfarooq155]

I have been watching normand since i discovered him 3 days ago... because of that Cleveland interview... this guy has one of the best deliveries... damn...

[@cloe412]

2:18 The racists and smokers analogy, so true!

[@veronicam2942]

“ He ran over an African American gentleman, because they cross the street slowly.” 😂 I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

[@HotRoute7]

I was rollinnnnnnnn at that

[@cheche9949]

He said “not because”

[@YouTw1tFace]

How have I never heard of this guy until recently? He’s a comic genius.

[@1naveedkhalid]

Let's gooooo (that gesture ) 😂😂😂

[@Calilou52]

This dude is criminally underrated

[@laurendukes3099]

Good set!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@HotRoute7]

That ending😂😅😂😂🤣😂😅

[@nogodfortomorrow]

Last joke is simply stunning!! 😄😄😄👍👍🤴🤴

[@UniversalMindHQ]

this was great

[@NoMaloneUnturned2]

Mark Normand is my favorite!

[@krishstreams7959]

This was hilarious

[@ktbaby5237]

He is just the BEST!

[@eriscyl]

Love this.

[@evanbelton1297]

now that is how you tell those kinds of jokes

[@flashspotlight]

I enjoyed this

[@BrightResultsMedia]

This cat is gonna be huge. Most refreshing comic I've heard in a while.

[@kadamsharad]

one word, underrrated!

[@quantumperception]

Hilarious. I also wonder if It's Always Sunny got their "Hero or Hatecrime" storyline from his joke at the end.

[@Nash9r]

I lost it at the swimming joke :)

[@daugmulumba5086]

Am never ready for this guy :D

[@brandonslemoine]

Love Mark

[@2remove788]

Brilliant

[@ScreaminSavior]

Ever since seeing him on New Day Cleveland (a spectacular bonkers appearance I recommend you check out) and subsequently taking in his material, he's my new favorite comedian!

[@soulwaves20000]

Thanks will do

[@afkham7]

Lmao “go get em”

[@nazimgafoor7913]

This guy need a special

[@juliedevaney8364]

mark normand LOVE

[@RogerHeathers]

Killer, tight and funny!

[@TheFn414]

This man is my top 3 comics right now fucking hilarious

[@georgecorrea8530]

Brilliant.

[@Petergonzaleztv]

Mark Normand is the next one up.

[@zenithrebel]

Wow... He is good

[@danielboyce3103]

The world loves Mark

[@danielboyce3103]

Really good Mark

[@monopolizeme]

THIS GUY IS FAB!!! 👍

[@theohuioiesin6519]

He is veeeery funny!

[@redwood1133]

That was great!

[@vanpelt5000]

Netflix give this guy a special!!

[@jeff7764]

I like this guy

[@politicsandconspiraciesrea8136]

This is probly my most favorite standup comedian

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

hahahahahahaha.. love this guy!

[@bridgidigital5062]

Mark is one of comedy's best kept secrets & I sure hope he gets to come out of the comedy closet he's been hiding in so he can shine like the polished, anachronistic, anxiety ridden star that he is. ☆ ♡

[@thoxha]

This guy is awesome

[@Robwhelan17]

Very fresh..

[@craighomer1028]

This guy is outstanding

[@TheSeeohhdee]

these are good jokes

[@joestar6194]

" Not cause that they do that " 🤣😂

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

How is this guy not famous as hell yet?

[@philconnors1417]

Go get’em!🤩

[@nhazex3]

You know what... 🤔...I’ve been binge watching all of Mark Normand’s stand up on KZbin ...and it just hit me that he low key looks like Bruce Banner 😃

[@get_off_the_wave2658]

Fire 🔥

[@LawkBanner]

Legendary shit right here

[@kingkobra1978]

Normand is the best...

[@virginiapicker]

Normand has the best vocal delivery for comedy since Phil Hartman, IMO.

[@jessemockler616]

Pure comedy

[@kjaff1917]

this guy is hilarious..really like his shit

[@JesusVelociraptor]

I had that exact shirt in college. 2012. Wow. Lol

[@Hellokittylover486]

His fast yet awkward tone of voice is what makes it funny

[@applejacks8160]

Heh heyyyyyyyy. O and A saw this dude's talent back in the day, it's awesome to see what a great comic he is now.

[@adunnou2075]

Apple Jacks ok

[@cashedoutmyluck]

Mark normand is a brilliant writer

[@lemonnbae1718]

thx god i found this guy

[@adamdunlaptv]

Very funny 😂

[@vilecorrupt]

Love it

[@youngbidam]

Make this go viral