ASMER

[@timefragment5387]

When Rift said “it’s ASMERing time “ was truly one of the moments in history

[@zenvio]

funniest youtube commenter:

[@vishveshm9999]

Truly one of the comments of all time.

[@CausticAscarite]

fr,

[@stocchinet]

@@zenvio The average youtube commenter, we should take a moment to apreciate his effort in commenting

[@Snarl_Marx]

Please let this meme die.

[@herocito]

Definitely one of the videos of all time

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

Definitely

[@corruptVz]

Hardest video known the man.

[@maxjhawkins]

Bro came from Jojos new video

[@Daekim42]

This video is very

[@beetheturtle]

This quiet

[@barbecue514]

This is why I’m convinced you are one of the most knowledgeable ASMRtists. You make it look like second nature.

[@xorel0001]

ASMERtists*

[@barbecue514]

@@xorel0001 No

[@DEFAULTTTT]

@@barbecue514 he's right

[@barbecue514]

@@DEFAULTTTT No

[@barbecue514]

@@DEFAULTTTT Oh my b. I didn’t get it until now. Yes

[@Sorin96]

The thumbnail is just too good, god tier couldn't be topped

[@fruitsn4ck]

Amen

[@jackalope7774]

I’m so glad that is the thumbnail that won the poll. 🤣

[@DanteHellDrive]

@@jackalope7774 lol that was actually the first thing that came to my mind when this video showed up in my feed

[@noobstalker1]

Democracy really did shine today

[@adderon]

True Lies meets True Votes

[@Dekniz]

This is a little awkward to say, but thank you from the bottom of my heart for those fan-noises. It reminds me back decades ago when I was a little boy. My parents were poor at that time, so we lived in a small flat with mediocre heating. During winters, my mother often set a heating fan next to me to keep me warm. The fan noises you recorded made me remember the soft, warm wind whistle that passed my ears.

[@stubiorosso8725]

@sinaboku6074literally so cringe

[@Dekniz]

​@Sinaboku My parents are immigrants who moved from a poor country to a rich country about a year before I was born. Because of that, they could barely afford anything and had to take quite a big loan. I remember my father working 60h a week for years to get us out of dept, my mother did the same as soon as I was old enough to go to kindergarden.

[@t.toshka]

It's sad, but it's not that rare

[@matheuswashinrodriguez8196]

Here in Norway there is a lot of poverty too

[@cvdirecto5008]

​@@matheuswashinrodriguez8196 I'm so curious to know how Norwegian extreme poverty looks like cuz i bet it's going to be a cultural shock for me

[@puck3580]

That close up typing words and whispering the letters was heaven and so refreshing compared to the “regular” typing asmr videos

[@Qixilz]

Time stamp?

[@prism_of_selves]

@@Qixilz 1:30:15 :D

[@MACE_HINDU]

@@prism_of_selves thanks

[@sh4dylol]

@@wearetheiam4720 nobody skips father rift’s videos.

[@artinjahanbani8173]

@@prism_of_selves thanks

[@Game_Craig]

Rift is slowly turning into the ASMR Jesus and i'm all for it

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

I thought he was the asmr king

[@RowanMackenzie]

What are you talking about, he's been ASMR Jesus for years now.

[@Game_Craig]

@@RowanMackenzie i'm talking about the hair lol

[@foxi13x]

@@Game_Craig reminds me of obi wan, ngl

[@majestic_baz]

@@Game_Craig oh believe me, it has grown far longer 😂

[@henrybusch9334]

I love how professional he is with the suit. Makes us feel like it is a special occasion 😊

[@dylanbrown5429]

Can we respect that fact that he blew on the candle light for nearly ten minutes and it didn’t kill the flame 🔥

[@Paper_Brain]

Proof that either: ER is literally spittin straight fire Or ER is a dragon

[@gudkush420]

@@Paper_Brain definitely a dragon

[@inktyler]

not 2 be a big fat pessimist but i think it's more likely that it was just edited out

[@U_C_G]

@@inktyler Screw you. We determined he's a dragon and we shall stick with this.

[@adderon]

Let the conversation drag on

[@jorunisntreal]

I need more of that handheld fan noises. It really makes me lose my consciousness as my soul vaporizes

[@ikindadrawstuff]

Right?! I heard that and it was so nostalgic to when I was younger and had one of those rotating fans in my room :)

[@mellowjazz1799]

No have no idea how excited I get when you say the word “Splentastic” ❤

[@dancingduellist2004]

Since so many years I appreciate your work Paul. Since I was 13 year old student you are a "part of my life". I know that it sounds quite exaggerated, but it is closer to the truth than you might think. At first, I barely understood anything you've said, because at that time I had quite bad grates in my English class. And now, 8 years later, I'm 21, a German university student. After all this time you grew dear to me Like a good friend, even though I'm a complete stranger to you. For me it is absolutely certain that I'm not the only one who's feeling this way, but I just wanted to say this to you: thank you for everything !☺️

[@DOUGHBOY420.]

This dude is an Infinity well of ideas every single one of them is amazing and creative and unique thank you Uncle Rift

[@shalimarfox9441]

Hey Paul; i’ve stumbled upon ASMR, namely you, 3 years ago as i battled cancer induced insomnia. Since then you’ve been a constant aid in my rest and relaxation. I appreciate it.

[@goronimus304]

This has to be the ASMR ever.

[@ItsRicePudding]

At least!!

[@adderon]

Top of the mountain. Ever-est

[@Quesadilla-Connoisseur]

Um correction actually acording to the tile its actually ASM(E)R 🤓🤚

[@philipmeinhard4364]

You gotta respect ER for making a 3 hour long video

[@lacrosse9745]

I love when Mr. Rift himself said “It’s riftin’ time” and then he rifted all over the place

[@redbeardactual5513]

I tried to switch things up tonight and fall asleep to another ASMRtist…that was an hour ago. And now I’m right back where I belong with ER.

[@Rossco039]

E’s videos always put me to sleep but the last month or so they’ve been absolutely tremendous, topped off by this masterpiece. uncle E is truly a master of his craft.

[@Bentaiisart]

ER is easily by far the best asmrists when it comes to over sound quality, this videos audio is so so good

[@miek188]

18:00 ...... I just got back from a wedding lol and i am wearing a tux. i really felt like the main charachter for a minute.

[@rem3781]

I know this was geared more towards sleep, but it got me through 3 hours in the office without incident 🎉 thank you.

[@Paehrin]

I'm listening to this while working rn.... Helps me focus :)

[@Cdog300]

I work outside, so It wouldn’t really work for me to listen while working, but when I am studying I love listing to him

[@bigchuck5522]

The work of a professional. This is quality and quantity. Exceptional content!!!

[@incognicardinal]

I have fallen asleep to this video every night since its release. Absolutely phenomenal content as always.

[@Fatchunkproductions]

do u still?

[@incognicardinal]

@@Fatchunkproductions Nah, it's actually been a while, unfortunately. Just for this, I'll fall asleep to it tonight.

[@SinMobule]

​@@incognicardinalsounds like a threat lmao

[@Cdog300]

@@SinMobule😂

[@Cdog300]

@@incognicardinalSorry to do this, but, how about you fall asleep to this august 9th? Remember the good times.

[@nathanestrada1682]

Just in time for me to grind out some homework lol. Thank you Papa Rift as always. Been listening to you since like 2015 and your content has only kept getting better.

[@callumstringer439]

Same w/the homework lmao

[@atimetraveler4910]

Haha how do you guys not end up falling dead asleep and not finishing homework

[@callumstringer439]

@@atimetraveler4910 Sometimes it does end up making me more tired than I want to be. However, I'm usually so worked up about whatever I have to do that the ASMR basically just clams me down so I can focus.

[@Bugspray14933]

its been, i dont know, 3 years since i have listened to this guy?, jesus i forgot how good this guy is, he knows his shit

[@Jakki_G]

A title like this could mean anything. This video could be anything. A certain fear arises. Nothing can be predicted with this man

[@fabricussoftenaria]

Been looking forward to this since the community post. Thank you Rift, I need a guaranteed good night's sleep tonight.

[@atimetraveler4910]

This is the greatest asmr channel off all time. LITERALLY EVERY other asmr channel i get bored of eventually. And you can drop names i will bury you right here. E.R is the only asmr channel i have never gotten bored of. Throughout 9 years ive had many channels but one thing stayed and its E.R sometimes idk if i come here to sleep, be mesmerized by his artistic talents or be flat out weirded out in a good way

[@deletemii3312]

The fact that he's unpredictable makes it so much better, and the fact that he has a whole cinematic universe

[@Gerguzalbutzelnikoskech]

Totally agree

[@sumpax7]

Same. Since i came across rifts channel in 2017, when i startet waching asmr, ive already recognized then he was way above everybody else. The patience, the mindfulness, the calmness, the dedication, the ideas and creativity and all the details like the suit for the sounds and always a black background... Its a lot what makes him the master and after all these years you can definitely say hes the best and really mastered the Art of asmr!

[@tunesquicklee]

ER and Phoenician Sailor need to do another collab, them two are creative as hell. true artists of asmr

[@undauntedExpounder]

Idk if I'm more enthused by your support for my 2nd favorite asmrtist of all time (Nothing personal, I just love the editing and art of Ardra) or upset you missed an opportunity to bury someone in Margaret's garden. 🌱

[@Oliviermatteo]

I don’t know why this legend still hasn’t reached 2mill subs.. I don’t have the words to describe what a truly amazing, splantastic human being he is. He is the God, the legend,… of ASMR!! This man deserves a statue of his own 🙏🏻 His ASMR is just pure art! Savior of many lives, depressions, anxietys, PTSD’s, sleeping disorders,… the only ASMR-tist I still watching, not one of the best but just the best out there. I like to see him playing the Godfather Or God/Jezus himself and put his wisdow out there with us. Keep on going uncle Rift!!!

[@adderon]

He's the lowest subbed ER in the multiverse, a heroic bookend to bear in the spectrum

[@Dr_Hoops_McCann]

It would help if he was a top-heavy build woman. Maybe in another realm...

[@Cdog300]

He deserves to pass everyone except MR Beast

[@Cdog300]

@@catherinemartin1957Over 1 million isn’t exactly a small community, but I get what you mean, it isn’t like he is the biggest creator on the platform.

[@MoccaSternchen]

I could come up, like my Former Rifties here, with something unique or special to say but all I really want to say is: Thank you so much for everything you've done so far, to help us people getting some rest. Just Thank you 🖤

[@jstarASMR3103]

Ugh this video is so good🙏🏼 Long, minimal talking, and including some of my favorite sounds. And starting off with the tuning fork, I was instantly in heaven😍

[@theskilledsnake]

I love how quick he goes from serious to goofy as soon as he finds the perfect match. The power of the perfect match is just staggering to change a man's tone like that

[@Papashaft]

He really trying to make us sleep through thanksgiving break

[@multicosmos333]

Thank you, man. We appreciate it so much! 💗

[@christi6186]

1:58:58 “Oops, I forgot to thank the brush”

[@thenonfurry]

wHAT

[@somerandomasspersononyoutu9992]

BruH wHAt

[@cygnus-nk3tz]

oh my god the first trigger immediately melted my brain (this is coming from someone who barely feels tingles anymore 💀) uncle er definitely in my top 8

[@funnyturtles8954]

the fan is making me shiver! the most tingles I've ever had period.

[@tomdavidson4164]

It always amazes me how ER has cemented himself as one of the greatest asmrtists all while not being able to hear in stereo.

[@Rapandreas]

When did he mention that?

[@tomdavidson4164]

@@Rapandreas He's deaf in one ear, he mentioned it early in the vid, and in a few other vids too :)

[@vnshngpnt]

Interesting. I myself don’t hear on left ear for my whole life, so all “from ear to ear” ASMR doesn’t work for me 😅

[@tomdavidson4164]

@@vnshngpnt Yep, it doesn't work for me either as I'm deaf in my right 😋 But I still find it very relaxing in mono, even if the stereo effect isn't there

[@vnshngpnt]

@@tomdavidson4164 Definitely, I enjoy ASMR for almost 10 years now, even without stereo effect it's nice.

[@SWEEPEM.]

I like how focused he always is to make sure the sounds are perfect! Thanks rift!

[@matthewloveridge9286]

Thank you so much for making such a genuinely good video man we all know you put a ton of work into it and we certainly appreciate it❤️

[@DarkusZarvix]

I'm glad the thumbnail that won in the poll was the one he used. Truly an expression of brilliance!

[@qvirty3405]

i just absolutely LOVE the tuning fork. And i find those unique white noise based triggers like the fan and radio etc just so relaxing . Might be an unpopular opinion but the tuning fork is seriously just SO relaxing ❤❤ Thank you uncle E!! never stop doing what you do. You’re one of my favourite ASMRtists and i almost never fall asleep to anyone else’s asmr except yours 💕💕💕💕

[@Anthonydoesstuffx]

I love it when Rift says it's Asmring time and asmrs everywhere Truly a beautiful sight 😋

[@mrhouse6206]

3 hours? Love the dedication for your fans and content! 🙏

[@swollenshut]

I find this man so comforting and it’s just absurd how multifaceted his content is, so so cool. Some of the best asmer around :’)

[@Squidy2509]

4:21 “now I’m gonna shut up” perfect 😂

[@shesacutedoll]

i love Rift's asmr sm bro, he has the perfect voice for it fr

[@barryballin]

hes been doing this shit for years

[@tigrex3622]

Ephemeral Rift,jack of all trades and master of relaxation.Quite the title this man has earned overtime

[@milo_thatch]

Jack of all things that make good sounds

[@Drillstanford]

the amount of times I’ve fallen asleep to this video proves it’s ASMR Platinum.

[@lukeward6852]

that thumbnail is pure amazingness

[@alfriesmacdonalds5879]

Huh?

[@tiredstrawberrycream]

that tuning fork really calmed my entire nervous system

[@metanoia2268]

My sister and I spent 10 minutes scrolling through your videos and their titles and absolutely losing it 😂 my sides had stitches and she was wheezing. I listen to your content most nights but I still can't describe it to me family 👍 you do good job

[@Tridentine]

of all your hair/beard styles over the years, I really think this combo looks great on you. Great video also!

[@kaspbine]

uncle e: “oh , you already are ! quite nice” me , in the most rag tag purely comfy pajamas known to man: “ikr”

[@otakus1216]

I love how this video did so well in the community

[@nextter4322]

Be me >struggling to sleep >think “I want to watch a rift video” >open phone >first thing I see when I open youtube is a rift video The universe wants me here

[@sandvich_enjoyer]

Go back to 4chan dumbass

[@p4n.tr4sh33]

Very inspirational thumbnail, I'm getting kinda emotional. It's truly the most amazing and beautiful thumbnail I've ever seen.

[@AdeptL]

I loved when rift said it's ASMERing time and he ASMERed all over the place. Truly one of the videos of all time

[@GHOSTSRCOOL21]

When he said "splentastic and splenterrific" I felt that

[@Controlqueen31]

The white noise sound is one of my favourite tingles. Thank u so much for using it in this video Uncle E

[@ggavin5574]

Glad you asked us our opinion on the thumbnail although you already knew this is the one we’d pick

[@Drillstanford]

The best asmrtist and it ain’t even a question.

[@asian6oy]

King of ASMR 😍

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

Definitely

[@ivaanmah5934]

I'm glad the lit matches are back. They are so satisfying to hear

[@petegerms]

I loved when E said "It's ASMERING time!" And ASMERED all over the place.

[@magma--49]

so funny

[@pevvyi]

strongest yoytube clown vs average comment enjoyer

[@emilerhard4189]

The thumbnail we wanted but not the one we deserve. Great video again

[@Lucianato2]

I'm so glad that you haven't 'sold out' or resorted to advertising in your videos as have almost all of the other ASMR channels. Thank you for your high-quality and continuingly interesting and adventurous videos. 🤘🤘

[@SlimeyBaron]

God, I love ER'S fans. Truly the fandom of all time

[@OldQube]

I am sure this is going to be super relaxing

[@bowietheunholy6891]

ik this probably sounds a bit strange, but the pestle and mor- sorry, handheld fan, made my ears feel warm

[@jordanfox8036]

This is one of the ASMR videos I've seen in my life

[@jordanfernandes541]

keep coming back to this vid. absolute fucking art

[@sickna-sty3244]

Can't wait for the "ASMREST" 😆 of them all now!

[@fzmokh2079]

Glad this video was recommended to me...here i am clicking and enjoying....keep up . Love and support from Morocco

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

My favorite part was when he said “it’s asmrin time!” And asmred all over the place

[@wolffyfox4087]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how he puts out long videos so often?

[@Foreign501st]

That white noise from the walkie talkie was amazing. Definitely my favorite in this video.

[@JeanClodVanShot]

You are one of those youtubers who I think would do great no matter what content they do! This is just great lol!

[@FaithGamez]

And this genius isn't in a fancy mansion with 100 million subs yet why exactly I fail to see any flaws 1.Consistent and quality uploads 2.great acting 3.orginal ideas 4.ASMR LORE . THIS MAN DESERVES AN OSCAR

[@MadamNiku]

I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable in my request but… I really like the sound of an automatic mist spraying over a mic that has plastic on it. I recommend trying it out. You can hear the drops slowly fall on the plastic and it just melts my brain. Thank you for reading. I hope you are resting well. Thank you for your videos. The fan was definitely interesting. I’m so use to people just blowing into the mic :)

[@gudkush420]

Are there any asmrtist that do that already? It sounds like a cool thing to listen to.

[@nomuom2086]

asmr zeitgeist does really good standard asmr, he puts just as much effort as Ephermeral Rift does into his videos.

[@MadamNiku]

@@nomuom2086 totally agree, and if Rift wishes to not take my recommendation thats totally fine... i just grew to like Rift more that Z. (thanks for replying. i totally forgot i made this comment and probably wouldve repeated myself endlessly. not to be a butthead, but because i have serious memory issues. thank you again)

[@MadamNiku]

Also Rift has said they dont like "bassy" triggers so i thought the spray would be a neat suggestion

[@peptic2189]

Bro you need more viewers your ASMR is always interesting and relaxing

[@Joana_grillo]

Usually long asmr videos tend to lose quality, glad to see this didn’t happened here.

[@georgeheilman885]

Playing this at work and it's making my outlook more splendtastic than it was before.

[@mumpster_13]

I wonder where and how he finds all these different objects/sounds. Kind of blows my mind at times.

[@chazmonk64]

My man so unique that making a regular asmr video is a changeup for us

[@salesm4ne]

The thumbnail ties it all together beautifully

[@seafoamtaide]

The description has me SO excited... MARGARET SOON... POSSIBLE NEW VISITING HOURS VIDEO IN THE FUTURE... HELL YEAH!!!

[@malchedil7821]

I can't believe that a typo led me to this wonderful asmEr video😅

[@kennymolloy9817]

Congratulations.......you played yourself?

[@carlosordaz3867]

Mission failed succesfully

[@Damoo0]

@@carlosordaz3867 😐😐😐

[@groogs_3736]

@@Damoo0 "😐😐😐" 🤓

[@Damoo0]

@@groogs_3736 how u felt after saying that 👿👿

[@Theforbiddenone69]

Bro that handheld fan finna make me act up

[@Drillstanford]

Returned, I have …sleep is mine

[@szfsfilms]

This is by far the video of all time 🤩

[@cadiusthegreat4530]

Damn that’s tuning fork really do be 128Hz

[@SushiBonJ]

Ah yes, the first video I see as I open KZbin for my nightly asmer, I cannot conceive how you knew, but the universe's gifts are best not questioned, I thank you, Uncle E

[@capriciousdemon540]

New video, lets gooo! I hope everyone is doing splentasticaly well

[@CausticAscarite]

HYPE TRAIN LESGOO

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

Hype train!

[@Mapleaple]

We did it! The thumbnail. Also thank you for trying really hard to make these videos. Especially this one since you made a post about it. Its stressful im sure.

[@mtfalpha-1.629]

I just scared myself with this. Christ. I'm studying for my biology test on Monday while listening to this. The video stopped playing, because I had my screen off. I turned it on, so it would load. I studied for like 3 minutes. Then I see movement in the corner of my eye. I look towards it, not focusing on it too much. Then I saw a human figure moving. I almost had a heart attack. I thought it was a reflection of someone behind me until I realised it's just my phone.

[@sugerkain]

i got so hyped up seeing the tuning fork in the beginning 😅 positively one of my favourite triggers ever! definitely my favourite ASMRist, you never disappoint ❤

[@AustinCasey_UNY]

New here, can we get Video off just finding the absolutely perfect match? That segment had me out like a light in no time!

[@user-wc6bl4zs4i]

If I’m not mistaken he has a video like that already

[@mglouise97]

Margaret is coming back!?!?! I can't wait!!!!!