ASMR Words

[@egalitarian-rex]

Pausing noticeably longer before saying the word ‘anticipatory’, is a simple example of Uncle E’s complex genius.

[@EphemeralRift]

too complex for mere mortals to comprehend!

[@egalitarian-rex]

@@EphemeralRift 👍😂 You’re the best!

[@Diggidoo]

Time stamp?

[@egalitarian-rex]

@@Diggidoo08:15

[@sisyr5615]

I was hoping he'd say "indulgent" three times as well lol

[@daniellevander8570]

As an individual with English as my secondary language I confidently present that ERs remarkable vocabulary has truly helped me improve my grades in the subject of English.

[@TheWeakestLinuxUser2331]

Real

[@Noodle177]

has* i'm sorry

[@schwoondoggle]

​@@Noodle177plural so it is have not has lol

[@Noodle177]

@@schwoondoggle what is plural in this sentence?

[@daniellevander8570]

@@Noodle177 Man, I typed has first but changed it cause it felt better. The more you learn, thank you my friend!

[@Yodaballer]

Uncle E never fails to teach us the most splentastic vocabulary.

[@threebuzzard8032]

Splentasteriffic

[@harveyashley1895]

Caruncle

[@masonbruner1239]

@@harveyashley1895 Only just started the vid but I can already tell that word is gonna be in here somewhere lol

[@spitgorge2021]

His vocab on twitter has gotten, uh, strange

[@henrybusch9334]

@@spitgorge2021Hopefully he was hacked

[@zmommy633]

Ephemeral Rift, I hope YOURE having a splentastic day. Thank you for making this content. I think you’re the only asmr channel I can consistently come back to without the videos getting repetitive and following the same kind of script. I love how creative your video ideas are, good work!

[@kermitlovers1039]

So sad what he's done

[@HyperHunt621]

Honestly, this is like the best combination of triggers, at least for me. The whiteboard markers and the sounds of them writing/lightly thumping against the board with each letter; the whispering; the void as a background, and a slew of tingly words...thanks, Uncle E! This one's bound to be a keeper!

[@roseq3650]

Worst day in a long time but this will get me through tonight and the sun will rise again tomorrow. Thank you ❤

[@AtlasPunk-05]

You've got this, we believe in you!

[@crylune]

Hey, you survived 100% of your bad days so far. Keep going

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Everything will pass, hope you feel better soon!

[@graphitepants6522]

I hear you, and I wish you many nice, comforting little things to help ease your pain

[@QuintenTillemans]

Your optimism is incredibly admirable. Keep on going my friend!

[@Kayden.Bergeron0622]

I enjoyed this video. I use words almost on a daily basis so I can relate

[@linkasmr]

No way- same! Twins!

[@ngabc]

“Almost”😂😂

[@Poliostasis]

I don't relate as much since I often use grunts, growls and gurgles to express myself. Only using words right now so the mainly English speaking audience can understand me.

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

@@Poliostasishmm

[@Mashamazzi]

You know damn well we’re getting part 2 in 10 years if he says it

[@sae4kori]

My favorite part of this video is when Uncle E chanted the phrase “It’s ASMR word time” and the oxford and webster dictionary was summoned and taught us ASMR words. This was truly an ASMR experience with Uncle E.

[@scoutscarbrough8319]

I really like the word Moisture (mois·ture) I really enjoy the Chur mois sounds. Amazing video can’t wait for the next one in this millennia.

[@SevenEllen]

Brings the question "May I have a word with you?" into a whole new light.

[@G0ld3nPh03n1x]

I laughed for a solid two minutes reading thsi

[@SevenEllen]

I'm so glad to hear that! :D@@G0ld3nPh03n1x​

[@enemy1244]

You might never get to see this but I wanted to say thank you. Even today on my birthday I’ve realized how much I’ve grown & grown up with you through your content and even though you might not know it you’ve helped me through some really dark days. This is parasocial but you are the parent I’ve always wanted but never got. ❤ Thank you for your content & the world is grateful to have you.

[@kermitlovers1039]

So sad what he has done

[@Jacksonn985]

@@kermitlovers1039 bro like got prescribed the wrong meds or sum

[@kissestoyouiskisandyou]

Yeah these people are makin it look like it’s the biggest deal on the world smh

[@enemy1244]

@@kissestoyouiskisandyou You are literally 10 with a regular show short in your vids & zero capacity to even type. Sit down, learn to use that brain of yours & to not be a toxic little cunt at your age. You are not worth my time.

[@Revenge128]

He is like Bob Ross of Vocabulary and ASMR ❤

[@EphemeralRift]

truth be told I had to look up most of these words ! Lol

[@freneticgamer4174]

Yeah if Bob Ross was a hypocritical lunatic who writes manifestos on his own personal website and posts deranged remarks like ""Hitler & company killed a million Jews or so. Pfft, those are rookie numbers. No big deal." or using the "N" word on twitter because he is an ignorant clown, then yeah, you'd be spot on!

[@goodguybjorn]

Nice to see Rift more active in the comments. I know he’s said before that he reads them, but it’s kind of cool seeing him responding in them again. Reminds me of the good ol’ days in…. I can’t remember. 2018 or something… all those millennia ago.

[@EphemeralRift]

i just don't always have something to say, or am in the mood, or both! lol

[@dashsmash2665]

​@@EphemeralRiftmakes sense

[@gabriellemorvan1423]

One of my favorite things to do when watching ER videos is to skip to a random point just to see what goofy stuff I can fall into. This time I was surprised by Eph holding up a sign saying squirrel 😂 This channel never dissapoints.

[@A_Chill_Koala]

My god. I have learned the upmost voluptuous of words. Thank you Mr. E.

[@EphemeralRift]

😂👍

[@adamgratmond1297]

I truly appreciate he understands about the dark colors for our eyesight at night as not many asmr creators do, but the bright whiteboard is a stark contrast!

[@EphemeralRift]

It’s not that bright though

[@Vor1ki]

@@EphemeralRiftWhat happened to you? I don’t mean this in a bad way but I think it might be a good idea to go and see someone like a therapist. Honestly I think everyone should. I know this doesn’t relate to the comment you replied to but, I just had to get these words out to you. Yes if you only care about numbers the holocaust isn’t “bad” but that’s what makes human’s special we don’t just think about things as numbers we use our emotions, and yes the animals do deserve better that I agree with you on just, comparing it to something that 90% of people feel extremely sad on isn’t the way to do it. It spreads the wrong kind of message. I like your message just please, please, PLEASE!!!! Go about doing it a little differently.

[@klickmasyu6717]

​@kenju8474 hope one day people dying in 3rd world countries due to injustice also get attention.

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

​@@EphemeralRift How about just take a damn compliment and stop being rude.

[@thisisahandlee]

Why are yall so aggresive he just said it isnt that bright 😭😭

[@cato9602]

It's always nice to watch one of Uncle E's videos on the weekend instead of on the week.

[@Adi-zx4iq]

every new upload i check to see if its an "office like" asmr keyboard typing + talking + checking a list used to be more of those i want'em back haha :)

[@baphometsscrote4704]

If only it was an hour of writing after "I hope you are simply-" until the very last second where it cuts off before the board is turned all the way

[@EphemeralRift]

There’s hope yet!

[@Kayden.Bergeron0622]

An eldritch word asmr would be also be a good sequel

[@grape544]

Froppleblop- a slang word for a predicament that annoys you and/or frustrates you, but you know it will end well for you or u have to do it School can be an example of a froppleblop

[@johnfinn4178]

uploaded right when I was about to take a nap. Thanks uncle E I love you.

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

Now we need an in depth video with lore for every of the alphabetical letters. Just saying

[@Trooper_1015]

Something that baffles me is that I've been watching you for at least 5 years or just a bit over by like a year or two, and still, you amaze me.

[@bigyams7733]

Bad news gang

[@angelastorms1010]

I don't know how you come up with the ideas you do - your videos are always amazing.

[@onlyychino]

im so depressed rn it’s been a shitty ass day today. im glad you posted today, i needed a distraction, thank u ❤

[@onlyychino]

damnn rifty why’d ya doo thiiiis

[@derpdude6374]

I’m not lying when I say I’ve never seen the end of a rift video solely because I fall asleep. 😭

[@SeyaDiakite7]

You make very very great content for years. Thank you very much for existing pal

[@ssteiner_24]

Pocket will forever be the best triggerword

[@MentalNewb]

ER never fails to bring out the tingles.

[@pansearedducklet9054]

Same with the racism... Check jojo asmr

[@generickitty50]

3pm is as good a time as any to fall asleep

[@Tom-ym7tq]

Fr

[@Tekomain]

what country are you in (guessing spain)

[@generickitty50]

@@Tekomain USA its 9pm now

[@Tekomain]

@@generickitty50 huh cool

[@schwoondoggle]

2:33 AM is as good a time as any to fall asleep too lmao

[@austinmullis8171]

Always enjoy how Uncle E addresses us all with a brief explanation of what the video is about in many of them. Slows things down and makes it a little more personal.

[@feeblebeebop_]

after the absolute banger ephemeral rift released, im gonna sleep so fucking hard tonight especially knowing what's going on

[@EphemeralRift]

So hard!!

[@SeizedAlarm]

That's the spirit!

[@feeblebeebop_]

NO WAY@@EphemeralRift

[@feeblebeebop_]

i dont think you understood the prompt@@SeizedAlarm

[@hairkip]

Хороший ASMR это наверное тот, который не получается дослушать. Сколько я раз сюда зашёл? 4 минимум, уже сбился со счёта. Очень удачное видео, талант!

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

if you are reading this then have a goodday/night that's an order

[@domakkeiss2271]

Oh hurrah! I needed one this long, how splendid! Thank you!

[@AroundTheBlock135]

Awesome, a new Rift vid right as i lay down for a nap!!!

[@serpenthunter64]

Needed this really bad after a friend of mine went silent after receiving really bad news, thanks uncle E.

[@beastlybruck3197]

You should make an entire video called removing marker caps asmr. Id have that on repeat.

[@Obeemus]

Make a video about you saying the n-word and talking avout the holocaust not being a big deal, I think it would be super tingly

[@The_benchmark_guy]

He liked your comment💀😭🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mei4n]

bro he hearted you no way

[@The_benchmark_guy]

@@mei4n yea i said that 2 hours ago

[@peterselias]

He never said that.

[@Obeemus]

@@peterseliasthere's a video about it, go search up "jojo ephemeral rift"

[@HammboneBob]

obelisk is a good word. Bulwark is another. Bastion is a classic. Beacon, pretty good. It's really lucky that english exists as it does, it allows for very accurate and well detailed speech. Good video, love you Uncle E. Don't forget how much we all love you. You've been helping us out for a long time. Thanks 👍🏻

[@LunarLiIy]

He definitely helped me out by insulting my entire heritage and their deaths along with using slurs constantly !!

[@solidskullz5736]

Make sure to thank Mr Rift for providing us with the proper asmr education so that we can become proper functioning asmr adults

[@esmereldalillian5107]

Thank you Uncle E!

[@zealocked]

I love your videos like they never seem to stop amazing me with such weird ideas for asmr. I love how unique your asmr videos are from others and how long form they are.

[@ilovemyhomefries]

YES when I saw intergalactic I thought the next word better be planetary ❤

[@PbSquidNasty]

A good addition would be whispered definitions with each word!

[@EphemeralRift]

I thought about that but then the video would be 10 hours long

[@laggmind6503]

Maybe a video specifically for new words and definitions, intended for increasing vocabulary. I have a very poor memory so my vocabulary is whatever’s in the free word rotation for that week

[@69daniel69]

Every evening I check for an upload, great timing

[@InfernoIFR]

Dude nah alright when he did “intergalactic” in my head I was sayin “please do planetary I know you would you cultural genius” then he pulled out the “planetary” and I’m not even kidding I was no longer tired, I jumped out of bed and just screamed “RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”

[@mellyslab6597]

My vocabulary is now unmatched

[@rsaAntix]

Yet another video that's over two hours! thanks for all the work ya put in uncle E

[@ForgetLily]

Honestly, I'm pretty ill right now, but your videos always cheer me up. Thank you

[@reptileking_]

boy, this guy is in for a world of hurt

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

DUDE I WATCH HIM TO MUCH EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE I KNOW I SAY GOOD NOW PLEASE IM LOSING MY GRIP ON MYSELF WITH EACH PASSING SECOND

[@lumethecrow]

Idc what they say, I'll keep watching your vids

[@drmick2506]

Respect to you.

[@Decton]

Then why post a comment lol If you don't care don't care to comment, or do you wanna share that you don't care? Which shows that you care..

[@AimbotAU]

This man never misses ❤. Love watching all your videos. 😊. (Also everybody has a right to voice their own opinions and as humans we grow and learn from eachother with civil discourse and idea sharing, dont let the haters discourage you and stay strong brother ✊️)

[@c4ssc4ss.]

watching people write and draw has ALWAYS made me feel sleepy so this is perfect

[@HalfDeadHD]

Uncle E has never failed to make me sleep

[@erikstark16]

Cascade is such a cool word. I would recommend mastodon

[@ryan_yasin]

Needed this revamp to my vocabulary for an upcoming English presentation, thanks uncles E❤

[@chasegiammarco333]

ASMR words? What’s next, ASMR numbers? I truly don’t see how you can step it up from this. This is the moment we all have lived for. The singularity that started the rift

[@visevise9492]

maybe next its asmr saying the N word

[@whatrfrens3299]

​​@@visevise9492you know, the whole drama behind that is honestly really annoying to me, but that was pretty damn clever

[@Retro-JD24]

Guys is it just me or does the responses on these videos don’t seem like things paul would say? like some of it does, but a lot seems like paul wouldn’t say it. It’s totally possible he had videos ready to upload, so if he got hacked on all his platforms he really can’t do anything till he gets it back (i am mad coping)

[@SpookyDollhouse]

is your avatar supposed to look like yellowface? it's not a good look my guy, it's particularly insensitive with the situation currently unfolding

[@jesper8836]

@@SpookyDollhousebro it’s an emoji I’m hoping you’re messing around, but just in case you’re not. The pfp is an emoji, not racism.

[@SpookyDollhouse]

​@@jesper8836 Can an emoji not be yellowface? Making excuses for something isn't funny, it's not a joke. It takes zero effort to know this. Y'all are so out of line is2g

[@Mitchelllaning]

We are all hoping, I’m really really hoping though that he can make a response if this is fake..

[@panzer5743]

@@SpookyDollhousewhat you yappin about

[@esmereldalillian5107]

2 hours and 22 minutes of Uncle E's pleasant voice lulling me into sleep! Thank you so much! I'm just getting started and I can tell my sleep tonight is gonna be Splendtastic! ❤❤

[@Bajamamut]

Calm words could make the world better.

[@destoyerdj4486]

My father has returned with the ASMR greatness, I am here to say one of our comrades, maybe not known to the sanitarium, JoJo ASMR, has fallen (his voice) no longer works sadly, only temporary, he is recovering, yes I am advertising somebody, yes I am, he is a splentastic fellow, trust me

[@teiguekellg5271]

Love the Asmr rift thank u❤

[@thrillhouse4151]

Idk what it is about the word serendipity that throws me into a burning rage, probably the dippity.

[@mmm-pc3xe]

Dippity

[@The_Kea]

Im back saying this, it is insanely impressive how uncle e is literally just saying random words for 2 and half hours and not a single person thinks hes out of content, E has truly cracked the algorithm and has nestled in a gloriously profitable sweet spot, its godly

[@zildiun2327]

Dude, I had my phone face down and I was trying to go to sleep, and when he did that hesitation at 8:50, I automatically thought “anticipatory,” but then I thought, “wait, is that an actual word?” And then he said it 0_0 I just had a matrix glitch…

[@SusieLegionDBD]

Uncle E never disappoints

[@XIV_Stray_VIX]

I was watching the reanimation experiment video, that features our beloved doctor clemmons. and now this video popped up. Nice!

[@Riripeep]

the anticipatory one was so clever, immediately got the tingles frm that!

[@razuepic]

The only class I'll never be late to is uncle E's

[@georgeheilman885]

Positively scintillating content, and I mean that with the utmost honesty. This is truly a channel worth listening to all day.

[@fiddlestep]

Right when I needed it, thank you Rift!! 😊❤

[@apocalops5233]

Froppleblop: possible small problem that could lead to something bigger.

[@duballet9223]

Dear mister I absolutely love your splentastic videos, you have unequaled imagination and weird but lovely sense of humour, if anything hasn't been done you do it, you always keep surprising us. Sure this video is a bit more "standard ASMR" (and it's not pejorative!) but your videos in general are indescribably moonstruck. Dunno if you take suggestions, but I think you'd be an amaziing "Mr Bobinsky" from Coraline. Thank you for all the relaxation, laughter and daydream you provide me!

[@weaselfart5505]

Love you Uncle E, you’re always there for me when I need you

[@poppinpineapples3481]

Yeah he’s got some real asmr words on his Twitter 💀

[@drmick2506]

For real, he's keeping it 100% real over there. Unlike most people in his comments since Jojo released his video. Mob-mentality at it's finest.

[@Cocisthebest142]

@@drmick2506I think you’re just retarded but you do you

[@ashleyr4702]

Mr. ER I have been viewing your videos for a few weeks and it's very relaxing and splentastic the way how you keep us embraced in your videos and creativity. Keep up the great work! ❤🤗

[@Thatfangirloverthere]

Started dozing right away and was abruptly brought back to reality with froppleblop😂

[@pinkangelASMR]

Froppleblop: a person who is ornery and capable but will never achive a given task

[@phoenixyip8935]

Another great video as always ER! If you're ever running out of video ideas could you make another calming hand motions video? It's been quite awhile since the last video, and its for some reason so calming for me, especially the ones with the blazer and black background

[@lxgann]

You could say he's been saying a lot of things ending with ER 😂

[@phoenixyip8935]

@@lxgannLOLL yeah idk how I feel now tbh 😅

[@pistolcitymouse]

Frappleblob Verb The act of defining a word for the first time

[@Local-yes]

12:44 every time I had the word nostalgia I associate it with liminal spaces and being isolated.

[@JxA_YT]

bombawooza - something you say in excitement. "Bombawooza! This pie is splentastic!"

[@TheBluePony3]

I wanna draw fan art of your characters, you're pretty cool

[@EphemeralRift]

Go ahead! Tag me on Twitter I guess?

[@SuccessAsmrsleep]

Uncle E I love the long beard! Thank you for yet another Splendid video

[@Kartsera]

i’ve really been liking the word corvus hopefully i get hear it again pretty soon

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift

[@wut7640]

Teach us some words that start with P and N and end in Y and A

[@sladeshadow3292]

Not uncle E pausing before some of the words, it makes me feel, as he would say, "Splentacticly well"

[@Ozukai]

YOO Unc dropped the lore vocabulary let's gooo 🗣💯💯🥶🥶

[@Oxijinn_]

Tingles tingles tingles, tingles tingles. Tingles Ephemeral Rift

[@quemilinferreira8912]

Thank you teacher 😭 I enjoy this sm.

[@GetYourASMR]

love ya work rift ❤

[@TheRealPompeiiBaby]

Dude this feels like the fall of a god, I wanted to be lulled to sleep and now I'm watching the internet tear apart my favorite youtuber and I don't know how to feel. I only pray against all odds that you've been hacked.

[@dirtyshinobii]

He's always been like this, just he learned to shut up. If you look deep enough in the early days of ASMR he said some pretty terrible things about other ASMRists which is why he never had any collabs

[@Kayden.Bergeron0622]

@@dirtyshinobiihe has definitely done colabs before

[@EphemeralRift]

😂😂😂

[@dirtyshinobii]

@@Kayden.Bergeron0622 a few yea of course, but like only 2?? He really wasn't that liked back in the day

[@The_Riot]

@@dirtyshinobiiIronically he’s collaborated with Phoenician Sailor and while Paul has turned towards exercising free speech and criticizing our dementia addled President, Sailor has gone full leftist making borderline schizo posts (and videos) on how much he hates Elon Musk and bad faith takes on how the left is morally superior to the right. It’s like watching two people become polar opposites while still maintaining some insane level of creative genius. I’m laughing at all of it honestly.

[@NintendoPolitics]

I have done my research, and I can confirm...those are in fact words!

[@Grypolx]

English tutor is no longer needed when uncle E is around

[@Green_Phosphorus]

I always imagined splentastic as splendtastic 😭

[@jeffbonnett7803]

I'm so glad he fixed "hyper bowl"

[@MrNiceGuyGGx]

Splendid asmr! keep it going! such a jolly good asmr!