Asmongold Attempts The Impossible

[@DexTag]

Just as a warning: Right now on the beta there are 2 big issues for this, so I either recommend making a back up and playing on this version or not patching. #0) Nothing with the patch, but once you hit 28 minutes step down to see all Candels. This LOWERS their spawn rate and almost removes the chance of picking up freezes. Freezes mess over minute 28/29 XP farming by a ton. #1) 2 new Arcana. Speed and Projectile are not mandatory, but reaching 200 is the biggest issue. However, this kills the easy method since it's not infinite, so I highly recommend going for Bloody Tear. #2) Cats get nerfed. Instead of getting 1 damage per chicken, they start at 1-(1/108), but with a minimum of 0.05. In other words that means if you picked up 108 chickens, you only add 0.05 damage to them, and every prior chicken is a lot less damage. There is only 1 good way of dealing with that but it's not nice. #1) You get your Spinach back. Clover is now useless. The main reason for Clover was to farm a lot more chickens, but now they are redundant. #2) Hellfire is a killing machine and it would be needed in a build with Bloody Tear. #3) The problem is instead of being optional Arcana, they now become mandatory Arcana. That means the run might be over at 11 minutes or 21 minutes if you don't get them. You need the one that makes Hellfire explode on contact and the one that makes it bounce. The bouncing is not necessary, but means its less likely to succeed. #4) The build: Vandalier (optional, can also ban Peachone when its offered alone. The huge benefit is a game mechanic that gives level up choices of weapons you own based on your luck, so you max out Song of Mana insanely fast), Song of Mana, Hellfire, Bloody Tear, Gatti Amari, Gorgeous Moon. For passives, it's Hollow Heart, Armor, Crown, Spinach, Duplicator, Candelabrador, Empty Tome. #4.1) Optionals: Gatti Amari can be removed. However, this will mean the Death kill will take A LOT longer. Like, a lot a lot. If Gatti Amari is removed, then Gorgeous Moon can also be removed. The weapon is actually horrible given the game mechanic of scaling up enemies based on your level. Yes, you gain a quick XP boost on kills, but after that everything is a lot harder to kill so you get way less experience out of it. The main benefit of it is it acts like a Vacuum. However, without cats, you can just keep 1 on the floor. This also means keep all Rosary on the floor to nuke wave 29 as often as you can. **I can't stress enough how much longer it will take to do this without cats. Post nerf you are probably looking at 300 minutes, if not more, instead of 60 minutes (post 30 minutes) #4.2) However, there is a benefit that can be drawn. Since you are not forced to level up anymore the Death will have a lot less HP if done right. >This is a guide without Gatti Amari< Step 0: Remove pick up range power-up. Gatti Amari and Moon will be replaced with (untested) Holy Wand (also gains bounces) > NO FUTURE > Thunder Loop > Death Spiral. Since there is no open passive weapon slot you have no choice but evolve based on what you have or go for a none-evolved weapon. However, there is a really difficult but working way that can use cats: If you keep a weapon slot for them open and have all of your skips left, you can end the game with only 5 weapons. Once you vacuum all XP which is mentioned later and gamble to get Gatti Amari. Make sure you used your banish on common weapons to lower the weapon pool. In this method do not pick up chickens, they will spam pick up chickens in seconds. Step 1: Stop leveling up once you are maxed out. Avoid any red gem. In fact, avoid as much movement as possible. You should be at around level 80. Banning Vandalier is huge to save level up costs. Step 2: At this point you need: A freeze and a Vacuum around you. Step 3: Stand above the Candelabras out of vision so they keep respawning. Your goal is as many Rosaries as possible for wave 29. HOWEVER, the worst thing that could happen to you is picking up a Rosary and a Vacuum is below it. Sometimes there are so many items you can't see it. If that happens, you just tripled the amount of time it will take to kill the Reaper. If you cant say for sure that there is only a Rosary it becomes a gamble of "Do I believe in hitting 200 or do I take the chance at a Vacuum pick up to use the Rosary for XP" Step 4: The freeze is necessary to freeze the Death. Use it at 29:58 so you have enough time to pick up the Vacuum AFTER 30:00 and wait until the XP flies in. Level ups make you invulnerable. Step 5: You should be 200, easily. Now the biggest problem is killing the Reaper before your computer burns up. If you went for Gatti Amari at 30 minutes, this will be a ton faster.

[@xavierescano4559]

listen to this man, his toastie guide is how i got red death!

[@Renegade4Life]

Doing Gods work

[@tmdiz4579]

@@xavierescano4559 Didn't read.

[@wobblysauce]

@@porcu12345 But some people like challenges... like Hyper and Hurry were added to the game from it.

[@DexTag]

@@porcu12345 People rather view it as achievement. The game has no hard achievements, they are used to unlock things instead, so they gotta be simple

[@46pippi]

i enjoy this kinda content way more than anything else thats come out in 5 years. Feels like bros hanging out at the arcade, the games fun to watch.

[@shannon1267]

Reminds me of the LAN days of halo when I’d have 11 people over with our Xboxes and giant cube tvs in the garage playing on XBconnect

[@BiggieWoW]

true! it feels exactly like this :)

[@cm24624]

100%.

[@nhagan001]

This does feel like a much realer Asmongold.

[@windy4566]

Yeah variety content asmongold is best asmongold :D

[@CBATOTHINKOFANAME1]

"Asmongold Attempts The Impossible" - His first shower in 2022

[@MRST0R]

You made my day 🤣

[@kirin5549]

Comment of the day

[@Colaschnittchen]

Or eating a salad 😁

[@huntersigler9895]

“Attempts” implies it wasn’t necessarily a success, either

[@putfilesnfriend1]

that's a pretty rude thing to say ✌️

[@lirokomi6198]

34:09 One good Toastie gaming 34:09 1 death 34:29 garlic JIGACHAD 41:05 2 death 47:27 5 chest 51:55 evolved item 1 + evolved item 2 52:42 Cats 57:05 5 chest 59:32 3 chest 1:00:39 lvl 90 1:01:44 3 chest 1:02:18 lvl 95 1:03:01 Cat take a nugget 1:03:46 3 chest + 3 death + 4 death 1:04:09 lvl 100 1:03:46 3 chest 1:07:37 3 chest 1:08:42 3 chest 1:10:57 lvl streak (28:49-29:36) 1:13:43 5 chest 29:51 1:14:17 5 death + last death 30:00

[@click8708]

Can you explain to me how 5 death worked out? Why did he die?

[@SandmanOFC]

@@click8708 He needs to be level 200 before the reaper spawns at 30 minutes. He was level 189 when the reaper spawned so he died to it.

[@click8708]

@@SandmanOFC I mean I heard that, but is that the rule? Do you NEED to be level 200 by the law of the game? Can you beat it at his level if he was better? Is level 199 acceptable or is it non negotiable.

[@SandmanOFC]

@@click8708 At level 200 you get a gigantic defense bonus making you virtually invincible. So ya you do have to be 200.

[@SabsWithR]

I absolutely LOVE how much fun he's having with this game. Theres still a lot of juice to be sucked out from this game so I hope he sucks it all before moving on from it

[@aranox]

he really needs to dig into heroes of hammerwatch after this and he could even get friends into it and coop play

[@julz19]

nope, after getting the reaper, he pretty much played the whole game, no more content, until the latest patch.

[@SabsWithR]

@@julz19 Theres still a lot of builds he has left to try and he doesnt have all the arcanas yet which opens the possibility for countless other builds

[@c9_riley410]

Shit sounds gay af

[@aidaskaulakis9502]

@@SabsWithR what's the point of trying new builds if there's nothing to achieve with them

[@bmbm1]

Yesterday's video was on the down and wasn't motivated to finish it. I love when Asmon is fired up at the start and hypes you up with his monologues

[@pelicanbones2176]

SLAPS MEAT ON EVERY TABLE HE SKOOCHES UP TO. PELICANBONEZ.

[@ryozaki96]

I thought he lost the energy but glad it's back

[@AtomicOnionTree]

Must be hard to keep the big dick garlic hype going every vid.

[@arjunsubrahmanian7535]

Exactly. Btw why is he playing with Curse?

[@frequentsee3815]

@@arjunsubrahmanian7535 more enemies = more xp Noob

[@mydeadstarbedk5715]

I would love to see an animated video of “Asmongold’s favorite salad”. Garlic, spinach, Garlic, always Garlic!, more Garlic!, should I spinach? Yes!

[@LarkanElRegresado]

That would be hilarious!

[@MegaDman16]

Just like Wario.

[@superenthusiast]

I have binged watched every single one of these videos whenever they come out and will continue to do so

[@Messiflyingair]

Same lol

[@devonhood]

Same, but I had to buy the game myself the other day. I threw on 1 of his 2 hour streams and watched it in the background as I played it myself for the same duration haha

[@alwaysjarron6260]

love how he complains he has no damage but still refuses to upgrade bird

[@allmusicplays]

Or feed cats. And perma upgrades garlic lul.

[@not_available2395]

"I'm gonna die on purpose" "am I dead? what can I do better?"

[@rubemevangelista3868]

I know it is old at this point already, but I CANT STOP laughing at the constant back and forth, "I know what I'm doing, not really tho"; "I CAN'T DI- I'm dead"; "I'm feeling good about this, I'm gonna win this, people just don't see it yet, that's probably not going to happen tho"

[@csseldne2326]

People may be spamming KEKW in the chat but this is genuinely difficult. You have way less time to react and cant afford to make any mistake at all, like you barely outspeed the first wave of monsters if you move up or down, if you move diagonal they will catch up to you quickly

[@jaeusa160]

For sure. And the exp is relatively tight, as the most successful run showed. Getting the right Gorgeous Moon timer so it goes off twice on the 29min mobs is also a huge deal.

[@MrKippers]

The early game is hard too. It’s annoying to reset for 5 minutes to get starting garlic just to have another chance at winning. Even after you reach lvl 200 and you can go infinite vs the reapers, it takes a long time to kill 1(3 hours+).

[@earvindinoso7689]

Even the Clerici strat is based heavily on luck, too, but that strat is the easiest out of the Reaper killing I've seen so far. EDIT: Typo.

[@kostasouliotis1559]

Been at it for the past week since I couldn't get the lvl 2 method to work got it done yesterday.

[@Wicked_Carnifex]

I mean he's intentionally going an awful build and then when he dies he acts like he doesn't know why for content. I don't know if it's just me but it's pretty obvious he's acting it up really hard for the stream

[@RealJinKazama]

I feel like Asmond is a paid actor hired to help sell the game- watching his horrible choices makes me want to play just to do better.

[@Sheemer2]

I was thinking that he was purposely making those horrible decisions to fire up his chat and keep them engaged. He can get way more streams out of this game if he doesn't beat it and keeps his chat freaking out as well.

[@kronodorum]

@@Sheemer2 That's literally the character of Asmongold in a nutshell, especially when he plays anything different than wow.

[@MrTheNib]

I know its too late to tell him, but you need the cats to eat the chicken for them to perform better and to not hit you. You need to feed the cats about 20+ chickens in order for them to not scratch you and attack enemies more.

[@Sphroud]

luck stat also affects this.

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

Has 1hp - chooses armour. God level strat. Dies in a single hit - Avoids laurel which will save him endlessly. God level strat. Complains he has no damage - refuses to upgrade the bird. Asura level strat.

[@Gaijins]

It’s hilarious but also hurts to watch

[@Hikomori-v6w]

I physically cringed everytime he skipped ebony

[@coronabob8718]

The amount of anxiety I felt watching him chose coins over and over the chicken is astounding

[@Flexterex]

enemies did about 20 dmg, and he had at least 200 hp. he would not get killed in other words...

[@Flexterex]

2000*

[@leon6257]

"i know i can do this" ,dies after 1 second. KEKW

[@MitoDrium]

I love how the Toastie strat to kill the reaper is actually more difficult and complicated than the Clerici strat.

[@TheDwagonHD]

yeah, did Clerici strat, did it on second try. Only downside was that i didnt have the arcana for Crits. so it took me 5 minutes to kill the first reaper. (with the slash arcana you can prob kill him in less than a minute)

[@TheForhekset]

Asmon reactions at the guide, his faces are priceless.

[@BariNgozi]

A chatter said "You'll never do this", imagine doubting the Garlic God.

[@Daniel513555]

Asmon: whip is so bad I actually hate whip Asmon 15 min later: Alright lets go whip *dies*

[@pelicanbones2176]

SLAPS MEAT ON EVERY TABLE HE SKOOCHES UP TO.

[@BibiBSFatal]

"if i dont do it now...it will get nerfed." lmao

[@christiansmithpercussion6472]

this is god tier content. better than any full length film that's come out in 2022

[@AlrightThere]

This game is a lot more in depth than it seems on the surface. So much customisation and different builds you can use. Also loads of unlockable content you can achieve by just playing the game. I did try the game myself but I suck and kept dyiny early on but still it was fun

[@infiniti7773]

Man, why does he keep going whip evolve over garlic evolve. Garlic evolve actually does insane damage on Toasty because if you revive after lvl 100 it counts as healing 10000+ health and maxes out the damage.

[@wearblackclothes]

Watches a guide Doesn't follow the guide Losses Asmon: shocked pikachu face

[@ccfliege]

him watching the guide was the funniest sh*te man, I laughed IRL and it takes much for me to do that

[@Dirty__Dan]

"i only need to get 75 levels in 3 min" KEKW lol.

[@pokgeila]

I just beat the reaper yesterday and I think Asmons doing pretty well for only 2 hours. A good indicator your doing well is if your around lv40 by 7 minutes and lv100 by 17 minutes. Crown early on and song of mana at the beginning is fantastic. Make the rest up with skill and rngesus.

[@derkevevin]

1:14:00 was a legendary run already. Clutched it with the revives and pentagram in the last moment. Too bad he had to go garlic, because item drops were **** ASS. It`s infuriating, seeing the game not give him "secret of mana" level 2 over and over again.

[@SlickRickTPB]

That double cat scratch death at 8:10 was fucking hilarious

[@dr_cachetes6822]

I just got out of a ("tireful"?) Hospital night shift, and i cant express just how happy these Asmongold Vampire Survivors videos make me, the perfect way to relax, have a good time, a few laughs and just chill. Thank you for your videos Asmongold, and specially these new VS series. You are the Garlic God.

[@terrancebutler3138]

Tiring would be the word you’re looking for.

[@classica1fungus]

Your profile pic is amazing

[@dr_cachetes6822]

@@classica1fungus thanks buddy, thats my IRL face when i write stuff here lol

[@thierryfaquet7405]

"Peachone sucks I won’t updrade it" That’s why you upgrade it, vandalier sucks way less…

[@SpacemanXC]

Asmongold playing this game is the best story arc I've seen in years.

[@UngratefulBeast]

nothing is more amusing than asmon being the manifestation of indecisiveness and doubt while playing this game 😂

[@musicandaffection6363]

I like how asmond shit talked the birds and the guide uses a bird 😂

[@bubbajones4787]

"Ebony first? NO. Gatto Armana." Chad

[@coffeebot7016]

This is way better than 90% of the content on KZbin right now. Please keep up the fantastic work.

[@truu-dl8rp]

I agree.

[@Gruunld]

Food only buffs the cats if They pick it up, not when you level and pick it since they didn't interact with it. On top of the fact that at 10k hp, 60 health healed isn't that much really.

[@Torzelan]

The return of High Energy Asmon, love to see it!

[@liquidxlegend4572]

This mans saying "Gotta armada", like not even close buddy

[@nizzbizz3087]

Shouldn't he try to go for ebony wings to evolve his peachone, since he'll have an empty weapon slot until he decides it's time for pentagram. If he focuses on the birds and successfully evolves them he'll get vandalier which is obviously better because it's evolved, and he'll get a extra slot for pentagram which he can try to save his 3 rerolls for. And honestly that tiragisu strategy is pretty good, getting those extra stat bonuses will probably help in the long run.

[@TheReapersgaze]

"F**k the bird!" -The Bald One

[@statingfakts2156]

"Gaddo Armaddah"

[@Keepsix]

all you need to beat the reaper is Laurel evolved into crimson shroud, and clock lance evolved into infinite corridor, and then pick any other weapons like santa water or something that heals you a little bit.. with crimson shroud you only take 1 dmg for anything that hits you, and with infinite corridor you half all enemies hp each time u hit them, making the reaper quick and easy

[@blinded1555]

the moment we've been waiting for 1:04:08 || asmon reaches 100

[@Sh4dovv]

This is that simple type yet super addictive game play love it

[@GurneroMaelstrom]

You should've stacked more chickens at the double candles for your 🐈😺

[@SpecsWitched]

"Birds are useless" Asmongold, mate, even if ya find them ass getting Ebony early would be good because A) You can free the slot Ebony takes earlier, and B) You're already bound to Peachone by the character. Think about it: If you're stuck with trash, wouldn't it be best to make the most of it?

[@MauricedelTaco]

1:37:13 9.7 Gazillion, that's a lot. I love the videos. I watch every second of them.

[@StephenSchusterE]

When Neo realizes he has the potential to have the power....

[@scrapppy96]

“Asmmongold Attempts the Impossible” - wears a new shirt

[@cubemage3336]

the success of Vampire Survivors shows that a GOOD game is much more important than a GOOD LOOKING game. Photo realistic graphics aren't the end all be all. And that's part of the reason why the Switch is still going strong while using 7-year-old hardware (which wasn't even cutting edge when it launched lol)

[@HateMachinist]

I made the run the other day with reaper-kill around 90th minute. Trick is to banish peachone early, and just max out song and garlic within 6 mins. also when weapons are maxed, you should use "skip level" to gain some extra jumps up, because lvl 200 is a clutch achievement no matter what you do. But my faith in RNGesus' grace pulled me through. Cats were so fed on chicken they did over 500 dmg pr tick at the end.

[@Ansh77K]

He has learnt the strats Next time he'll win

[@RuneKatashima]

I find attractorb being the fastest way to gain exp. Getting levels faster and safer begets faster levels. It's not as good a choice if you're going pentagram though.

[@Vorticher95]

i like how most of the buffs are italian words put in a way that english speakers can say peachone for example is "piccione" = pidgeon and gatti amari is litterally " bitter cats"

[@Ajme-kb4os]

Bro was asking to die lol. Didn’t eat when he could have a bunch

[@Vexter6]

We need a other 8 hour vampire survivor vod

[@johnnyveng4014]

If you take tiragisu and only take the first point then use up all of your revives, tiragisu disappears and you can get it again at least once, netting you 3 revives off of tiragisu. I might be wrong about the mechanic though. It could be that if you put 2 points in it it will still disappear and allow you to get it again. Not sure though.

[@snime9995]

can you review Ragnarok V : Returns that will be released soon on Steam but cbt is already launched

[@魂の死神]

It’s funny to see how brain dead his chat are 😂😂😂

[@seanlordo30]

Welcome to Twitch

[@kod4062]

I feel so bad for Asmon.. he needa bait chat into talking about something else lmao

[@Schizim]

Lol. When he learns that with lvl 1 garlic, you can just run straight through the trees.

[@MrBalloonHanz]

9:21 shoulda went with ebony wings here .. would have evolved with peachone and then became one weapon.

[@Meretiks]

Man i love seeing his progress on become an vampire GOD

[@fernosbonos5394]

*Dracula Has Entered The Chat*

[@sebii8o5]

this was so fun to watch honestly some of my favorite shit i have watched in a while, especially because i have been grinding this game for a while and its just so fun to play

[@manniwumpe]

It is so stupid that he doesn't use Ebony Wings, if he likes the ability or not, Toastie has it anyway so it's just a wasted slot, why keep the slot occupied with only Peachony if you could have the Evolution?

[@xanderellem3646]

You can't convince me he's not throwing for content at this point

[@fai1t0liv3]

Toasty vs Reaper is extremely hard and very luck based. It doesn't help that he's not leveling the cats properly.

[@vinhix]

@@fai1t0liv3 its not that extremely hard after you know what to build, you can clearly see him trowing, he literally watched a guide and seconds after already pretends to not know what he is suposed to get and so on. He also doesn't want laurel because that will prevent him from randomly dying, which is what he wants in order to lose and tilt the viewers.

[@xanderellem3646]

@@fai1t0liv3 that's kinda what I mean though, not picking the right talents, not feeding the cats etc.

[@Flexterex]

people thinking food would do anything literally needs to do their math

[@itsvigo88]

That guide was so KEKW

[@goldfishi5776]

I just realized that YT is selling ads that autoplay while I'm asleep

[@c.f.bellairs1055]

His refusal to get Ebony over and over despite already having Peachone, despite evolutions being objective improvements on the base items, gave me a legitimate fuckin aneurism. Love this guy but what a dumb thing to be stubborn about, lmao

[@c.f.bellairs1055]

@@nicolaspeigne1429 exactly :(

[@Crash-Rest-Yummy]

He knows damn well what he should take imo but the content would suck 😂

[@MrBalloonHanz]

1:17:39 which is exactly why you should also get ebony wings, so that it evolves... Vandelier is at least better than peachone... 🤷

[@davedeasis4011]

Thank you for introducing Vampire Survivors. Now I am very much enjoying playing this game

[@model2k204]

I love the decision to just objectively do less damage by not taking ebony

[@briantaylor9086]

the upgraded garlic gets stronger the more you heal if can get toast to lvl 100 use last revive and your good with good penta timing

[@nitro10155]

This is the most ENTERTAINING thing on KZbin since Numa Numa guy 😂😂👍 loving the he has faith in himself EVERY RUN 😂😂

[@skywarp0564]

I swear Garlic is an All A rounder of a skill.

[@panda93247]

lol his chat is flipping out that he doesn't get the chicken, but he's got a ton of life regen and lifesteal to go alongside 10k max hp and 13 armor which makes him literally unkillable.

[@PowerfulSkeleton]

Max HP doesn't do you a lot of good if you aren't bothering to heal and fill it up.

[@giovztheripper]

This was a great video to sleep to Asmons voice just makes me feel safe somehow

[@Adrian.katzenstein]

1:53:33 this is why u position yourself on the tombs from the start lol

[@betacrest10]

I don't wanna be flashy with Toasty cause it takes longer from what i've seen from other seasoned players. Decided to go with the 30 min afk method then get all stuff when Reaper appears. Just unlocked Red Death with Clerici 30 minutes ago. Used a guide from Never Nathaniel channel.

[@Ragecon87]

Garlic evolved, Santa water evolved, bible evolved and song of mana is op

[@Detheroc420]

Hes gotta stop eating the chicken, he has to let the cats eat them

[@darinclark595]

@Asmongold you need to give the cats floor chicken it will increase their base damage

[@fernandorivas1925]

"Gato Armada" 🤣

[@lia_strombi]

Gorlic bad they said. Gorlic is noob bait they said… Look at us now

[@0x0404]

Garlic is fine for this run. The reason he didn't get to level 200 was he got cats so late. Getting cats early so they can get tons of chicken damage powerups is the whole point. From the guide I watched anyway. Looks like the way to do it changes with the cat nerf.

[@justinmoore3669]

Its like he didn't even watch the video

[@MoistPenguinz0Clips]

It drove me crazy halfway through when he hit 100 and didn’t heal Jesus lol

[@Flexterex]

did not have to

[@Flexterex]

enemies does like 20 dmg and he has 10000 max hp so they wont oneshot.

[@MoistPenguinz0Clips]

@@Flexterex lol

[@Astrumplayez]

When daddy walks in the bedroom. 18:21

[@wokeuplikethis5195]

These vids always make me check if its in 1080p lol

[@-i6313]

Why’s him watching the guide more entertaining than him playing the game

[@ohihassan693]

Evolved garlic and clock(time freezing) is game breaking.

[@TheReapersgaze]

Gosh he got so close. Now cats have been nerfed to oblivion. Poor guy.

[@pelicanbones2176]

I NEVER STRAY. I SLAP MEAT . EVERY TABLE. ME.

[@lmotaku]

I finally bit and subbed. You've entertained me a lot. Don't like every take you have, but that's not always necessary. :P Didn't really need to add that, but yeah. I'm working on Toastie myself.

[@jozefbucany2310]

00:38 and make it all the way to 200 with THE CORRECT POWERUPS 02:07 duplicator, do i need duplicator or not? yeaaaaaaah... i dont mean to be rude or anything, i got to this game because of your videos, but... is it so hard to remember 6 weapons and 6 passives for a "build" and not wasting rerolls?

[@gb1421]

Whip is so underrated its good defensively, and offensively because of the aoe and knockback. Especially early in the game.