Watching People Be Terrible at a 19 Year Old Video Game

[@ToadstedCroaks]

"That's a level 60 warrior" No, that's a level 1 warrior.

[@Staysa001]

The classic meta of stacking dps on tanks for unlimited aggro so you can have warriors go ham sure is paying off for these hardcore compilations.

[@Kaftan]

If you're not speed running your own demise, are you even playing hardcore right?

[@bmo14lax]

I prefer my favorite meta-meta is 13:40

[@taylorjensen2787]

Stacking dps on tanks? What does that mean?

[@soleo2783]

​@@taylorjensen2787building your tank to deal more damage so you get more threat at the cost of survivability

[@Allnamestakenzomg]

First clip was parry gibbed and the boss also thrashes. So he ate 4 attacks in less than a second on 70% hp

[@bloodgarm-w9w]

Theres a clip from another perspective that shows the details damage log. 3 attacks no heals, 2 attacks in 1.5 seconds. Two attacks were glancing blows. The warrior was in Defensive stance, but had no shield, had devilsaur set, had Lionheart helm and Titanic Leggings both with +8 str libram instead of HP; the guy was literally full DPS. At 50% HP, the tank had 1600 HP BUFFED. That's 3800 HP... as a tank. He doesn't have enough surv or mitigation or defense skill to even tank Scholo...

[@bloodgarm-w9w]

Plus, Lionheart and Titanic both have no stamina on either of them as far as I remember.

[@LoudWaffle]

@@bloodgarm-w9w Jesus then that was deserved. The clip from this PoV made it look like just shit luck, but yeah with that build he shouldn’t even be considering taking aggro.

[@vaneyes5137]

@@bloodgarm-w9w Also Curse of Reck

[@juhomantynen4638]

​@@vaneyes5137and death wish. I wonder how he stayed alive until that point, healers carried him I guess.

[@rahn45]

"I can probably survive this fall." *jumps down at 80% health*

[@RemedyTalon]

Jesus some of these people have no business playing hardcore with their total lack of awareness.

[@OurBlackFriend]

24:01 The timing of that was comedic genius lol

[@TheOriginalArchie]

The hype on WoW has brought out a lot of old timers that can level, and a lot of new players that can level, but raiding is completely different. I'm not surprised that this is happening and I'm sure Zack understands this as well. Still good content.

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

Wdym, they barely scrape through levelling XD

[@Osk42]

2:23 both Rogue and Mage can CC. How did they even make it this far in the dungeon without proper CC if they are THIS bad?

[@Nelzy]

Almost all the Dire maul deaths we have see so far are 100% avoidable just using the ledges, there are several reset spots that people always run past and then dies.

[@joshparisien856]

To be honest I started playing wow 1 month ago and I like it but it’s kinda disgusting to learn when NOBODY wants to help you or accept the fact that your new and need a little teaching to Raid and stuff..

[@conjboi4556]

I feel ya. Picked up the game 3 weeks ago and there’s zero chance to you get any help 😂

[@davidepannone6021]

It makes no sense. As i already posted, is like people that play violin proficiently complaining about noobs not being good because the violin has been out for almost 500 years now. It's insane how these wow elitists players are. And this come from someone who still has the original wow "book" box that came out on release. So probably i've been playing more than these so call elitist when they were still inside their father' scrotum.

[@drangus8818]

try to find a casual guild. People are usually nicer

[@DetectiveLobotomy]

Cause nobody wants to deal with bum players 😂😂

[@CaptainKenway]

The WoW community in general is full of losers who hate their life and take it out on other people online. The guy above me being a perfect example. I remember when Classic first came out there was this big song and dance from people playing it about how much better the community is and how there's no toxic players like retail. That sure was a lie.

[@NormFC]

14:57 Why is he tanking without a shield? THis is why Warriors dont make it to 60..

[@haydenhamilton4788]

in hardcore tanks often dual wield weps to do more dps and hold agro, then swap to shield when needed. not like retail where you always have a shield 100% of time

[@NormFC]

@haydenhamilton4788 no shit he's doing it for more damage and threat. But this is hard-core, you have to be smarter than a damage and threat meter.

[@candlestyx8517]

Warriors hardly make it to 60 because they are so gear reliant and good gear is hard to come by in HC, they also have poor options for escape, self healing and dealing with multiple opponents.

[@Munkeeboy007]

Hi Moonkin here that died in the highlight because my healer roached. Just wanted to point out for all of the people watching Asmonds stream that kept saying "no root", entangling roots only works outdoors. You can see that the spell is grayed out on my bars because it is an indoor environment.

[@Chris-dt8ru]

There is no D until the end of his name. Have some respect for Asmongold.

[@Osk42]

"Death Wish" lowers your armor and all resistances by 20%. It was very stupid to use that for just a 20% increase in damage, when he's a tank. Back to Durotar and noob around till 60 again :)

[@uncommon_name9337]

it depends

[@xsision5513]

@@uncommon_name9337 sure “iT DepEnDs”

[@cello1993]

@@uncommon_name9337 yeah depends if you want to live or not lol

[@Klaital1]

I am pretty sure Death Wish just increases all damage you take by 5%.

[@Osk42]

Death Wish Talent 10 Rage Instant cast 3 min cooldown Requires Warrior When activated, increases your physical damage by 20% and makes you immune to Fear effects, but lowers your armor and all resistances by 20%. Lasts 30 sec.@@Klaital1

[@Tuskor130]

For the record, that BRD arena death wouldn't have happened if they didnt have only 4 people. The Warrior died after barely a second after receiving a heal, so the paladin was trying. And that 100% wasnt a ninja loot since the only party members who could equip the chestpiece in the first place were either the healer or dead

[@jonash5320]

Its funny that people who rarely leave their house because they could interact with other people waste hundreds of hours because the interaction with other people kills their character.

[@Pengochan]

7:56 typical situation after a visit to the library (for quest stuff), often there isn't even a proper group, so fighting might not be an option (it is when they came from DM West). Going in one can jump, sneaking out is near impossible (I tried getting around that corner with lvl. 60 without aggroing, it never worked). So the problem isn't even where that pala stoo, the problem is, that they tried to sneak out in the first place. Solution: either hearth out, or invite someone from outside, everyone logs out in the instance and waits (AFAIR 2 minutes) to find themselves at the entrance (ID should be preserved). Considering how long one has to walk back out of the library it's not even much time lost.

[@rettbull9100]

I finally decided to play hardcore. I am a clicker.

[@unixtreme]

I hope you love clicking try again.

[@TheTragicClown6001]

It’s fine brother, I played vanilla at launch and I still click, I’ve never used keybinds. You won’t be a top raider but you can play the game normally just fine if you aren’t generally bad at it anyway. Keybinds won’t make a bad player good.

[@Odvic]

@@TheTragicClown6001no but they will make a bad player better 100%.

[@FlameMage2]

Don't forget to have a hideous UI, backpedal, ignore basic concepts like attacking from behind, threat tables, basic positioning, aggro radius, etc. Zoom in too far and have no situational awareness, don't utilize the full tool set made available to your class! Take low yield, high risk shortcuts in between randomly going AFK in unsafe areas. Last advice don't worry about mob respawns, breath meters, or heights! xD

[@rentedshortbus]

Honestly man clicking isn't really that big of a deal unless you PvP or take huge risks. The only thing that matters is if you have fun with it.

[@insect.wizard]

I'm the warrior who died to rocks at 24:00 - AMA

[@Freshmaker420]

RIPBOZO

[@zaromouth2507]

if i was the warrior that died with savage gladiator chain im hitting that need button and taking it with me

[@Lazydino59]

especially to lose it to a ret in CLASSIC

[@KB_13247]

@@Lazydino59 it wasn't the pld's fault. that tank was wearing devilsaur leather and dual wielding.

[@Lazydino59]

@@KB_13247 true, and Gorosh hits hard. 100% tanks fault. But to play ret in classic and try to take an SGC from a warrior... come on man! XD

[@KB_13247]

@@Lazydino59 wait what? i thought he just rolled on it cause the warrior was already dead. plus the pld wasn't ret, his flashes were doing 560 and he was spamming them. had to have been holy spec, that warrior just ate way too much dmg.

[@saskys]

What did u expect after your death? That one of them gets it and vendors it? If u need after death it's probably grief anyways, so you would get a ban

[@AlexMandrake]

At 12:00 the "Where's the druid going?" for some reason reminded me of that meme of "What da dog doin'?" lmaooo

[@Stuark54]

Can't believe that guy didn't use shield wall or one of his healing potions. It was like they forgot they were playing hardcore.

[@TeddGCM]

I've been playing off and on since day one, but I am still very much an amateur. I do not understand how the stats relate to one another, when to use specific spells, etc. This is why I stick to solo play because people are toxic and rather than helping me learn, they either insult me or kick me.

[@mekkiepoo]

That DM group was also right next to a safe spot.. they could have hopped up on the ramp "railing" to reset the mellee while the hunter killed the caster mob... ecpc.

[@Extremaduur]

They had a mage in the group, didn't they? Why take the risk of trying to run out when you can just get a port.

[@slandebande]

@@Extremaduur Based on the level of play in these videos, he has probably run out of portal runes or something. I mean, they could always just reset the instance and log out, or something like that. I can't remember 100% how it works.

[@ChillsFlag]

4:20 when your backs against the wall, keep backing up 😂

[@24KaratQLD]

The 30 second intro to this video should be clipped and put in a museum, so future generations can appreciate its glory.

[@IRdatank]

Commonly underestimated boss in ZG. You want to shield on, stoneshield, and have healers spam. Don't be lazy in the last five seconds of the fight.

[@iclicklike3397]

Isn't DW tanking not even worth it till naxx? Maybe AQ 40?

[@reymondwolfe]

Entrusting your life to randoms in a dungeon is like boarding a 747 with a pilot who you know has only flown 1 time before. Its a situation where, sure you can justify going through with it, but if things end badly, you had all the info you needed to avoid the situation in the first place.

[@pancreasdragonheart9765]

09:40 people always die at this pack. As a mage that has been farming most instances; I know reset points everywhere - here I would've jumped on to the ramp. The Ogres in DM are insanely strong and the dogs eat you alive.

[@jad1079]

26:05 Warrior: "THIS IS SUPER SKETCHY" 😂😂

[@nikpapado9785]

Pala was spaming low rank holy lights lmao 14:47 only 303 heals, while he was high on mana. That was 50% a grief 50% terrible player, considering how he needed on the item, it's probably a grief.

[@chetbilks1998]

tank has mortal strike

[@nikpapado9785]

So down ranking while having an MS effect is something a good player or a none griefer would do?@@chetbilks1998

[@DbDBlackJack]

In vanilla, you mark everything and cc every possible mob and establish a kill order. Why isn't that basic knowledge now?

[@bucca2.0]

Never played wow. Dont play Video games much anymore yet Asmongold tv is my fave YT channel and I love all his content. For some reason always hated reaction vids. But, for some reason it works for Asmongold. its all I watch now inc gaming and wow content. im 41yo male. WTF is wrong with me. He would be awesome doing an editorial channel based on a range of topics

[@Lewzyd]

Asmongold* - there's no D.

[@bucca2.0]

hahah. Cheers bro. I have chipolata fingers which add letters randomly(d)@@Lewzyd

[@curtj52]

I haven’t played WoW or a lot of games in a long time but this is an entertaining channel haha.

[@ccfreakMetal]

8:40 not sure, but the night elf Stealth racial, does that only work out of combat? Feels like you could shadowmeld and getho hearth, am I wrong?

[@datboiashy2957]

Ive never seen so many deserved deaths in one vid and ive watch all the whole playlist. Its honestly funny how these people could likely be in your raid groups or dungeons. Its a bone-chilling to know they walk among us

[@vcool122]

and that's why I'm not joining hc WoW. I'm curently learning the game and I don't want to be THAT guy.

[@dumbitc11]

i'm a bit confused about how petri works. i've read online that the safest way to petri is to flask and then /camp but nobody seems to do that. if u logout and wait 15 mins ur telelported to the beginning of the dungeon arent u?

[@slandebande]

The general idea is to buy time for the timer that kicks you out of the dungeon if you aren't part of the group. The timer starts around 10-15 seconds after you leave group IIRC, and the timer is on 60 seconds. Now, the Petri flasks also have a 60 second duration, so you need to either wait with the Petri til AFTER the timer starts, or have 2 Petris. If you are the last person in the group you need to use a macro so the game thinks you left a group, which will start the countdown. And you cannot /camp when you are in combat IIRC. Now, if you are in the open world I have no idea, but there should be some guides somewhere I reckon.

[@dumbitc11]

@@slandebande i guess petri takes you out of combat for around a second which is long enough for a macro to log you out. i’ve never done it myself or seen it done on stream but there’s many people on reddit that swear by it

[@slavaslavny1287]

25:50 knows the track that the streamer plays in the background?

[@BjarneTM]

21:18 how can you feel bad for the healer priest not using fade to lose aggro ?

[@Osk42]

15:37 L take from Asmon. The Pally started healing the tank with a way to low rank of Flash of Light. First 303, 302, 576, 598. The boss hits him for around 300-400dmg per hit. The healer had to catch up right at the start but started to heal like a lvl 20 Shaman in WC. I wanna be in a party spam rank 1 heals and when the Tank dies, it's the tank fault.

[@tompatompsson]

The tank has mortal strike for the first heals...

[@Osk42]

Tight! Even a bigger reason for the Pally to switch to a higher rank heal@@tompatompsson

[@VuduNRG]

Cry

[@authorized411]

Back in my day we used poly, sap, and hunter traps to split spawns. Tired of these mythic+ people so used to timers doing dungeons like there is one and skipping packs that shouldn't be skipped.

[@iclicklike3397]

@@Guardsmen4 miss the cata launch. Cata heroics were possibly even harder than BC heroics and probably the last time when heroics where actually decently difficult. Was nice after wotlk. Until introduction of m+ that replaced them.

[@lukeprice7346]

He actually died to the mines then the rocks come down 😅 lmao 😂❤

[@kasebrotworst7279]

17:13 use ice barrier instead of mana shield. he could have survived. his fault.

[@noro5339]

I love how he feigns death right next to a rat 7:08

[@aaronhall4520]

6:45 IS SUCH A GOOD SCREEN SHOT

[@clashwithkeen]

23:30 is that an addon or vanilla guild panel?

[@bluemyst42]

Is there a rule that EVERY hotbar slot has to be full? So many empty potion and consumable slots. If you cant find your emergency buttons in a pinch, then none of it matters.

[@iskander-6970]

9:20 "Aspect of the fast" That shit made me laugh

[@jonteberglund7365]

24:56 They die to the explosion, not because of the rocks at all.

[@Mordelm]

"The weak players are being removed by natural selection" Counterpoint, the pally that asked me to tank gnome for him was on his SEVENTH character, they aren't being removed if they just reroll. All his chars died between 20 and 40, three in Gnome. I noped out so fast.

[@MC-nt7jz]

he told you all that?

[@Metaljacket420]

Bro my guild had ZG min maxed back in 2005-2006. Venoxis dies pretty fast but he can clap in burst damage, you see tank get chunked several times before death. Healer don't need to conserve mana long so should be pre-casting heals on the tank, maybe canceling if he's fully topped up, at least one priest had full mana the whole clip.

[@thelegionisnotamused8929]

The best thing about this is the Yoshi sound...

[@Rehka.]

Can't feel bad for a priest who doesnt even fade

[@kamilratynski4988]

gotta love how people bind potions to buttons they cant press xD

[@syluar]

"hello am I gonna get healed?" Well better turn my back to the mob and get dazed so I die faster

[@IRdatank]

The SGC was both the warrior and paladin's fault. The warrior should have bare minimum had demo shout up. That boss hits like a mac truck. The warrior was smart enough to disarm, but the paladin wasnt smart enough to notice the disarm and recognize that big hits were coming. Obviously, the warrior should go SnS for that phase as well.

[@IRdatank]

Btw, "I spammed", means a shitty little Flash of Light which is barely enough to heal a rabbit critter to full

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

Why do tanks never get the idea to get between his target and anything that it might run into if it retreats? Mobs run away from it's target when injured, not past them.

[@spikertaker]

"Yay a level" Gnome goes "Hooray!" Bozo ripped.

[@marvin9090]

the savage gladiator chain one was savage

[@jmtenet211]

You always have to have someone playing "goalie" to stop runners. Mage is a perfect candidate for this to NOVA the adds that are taking off (in reference to the dual fire elemental clip). Also, agree with the "why didn't you POLY pull?".

[@Raeaskuo]

why loot for a quest if your gonna die right after you get it and have to restart leveling again?

[@Moons1st]

watching people be terrible at a 4 billion years old life on Earth

[@toddsmith1969]

He was SO close to hearthing out bruh 💀

[@NotsoHardcore1]

How many layers of death compilation can we get.

[@poppy1x3]

Paladin is also an idiot because he is using flash light instead of holy light which would have way higher HPS. Flash doesnt help when boss does big dmg. But warrior is an idiot as well.

[@Evan-mt7bc]

It's impressive to me how people can get to level 50, have like 20 hours on that character and fail basic mechanical skill. I can understand not using your resources to their fullest as a new player but you should have a basic understand of mechanical play by level 50

[@ollie8632]

20 hours is like level 20 they have 3 -5 days played at 50 lmao it’s even worse

[@Marcorix2010]

A lot more than 20 hours required for level 50 more like 100 + even with decent game knowledge or following a guide but still that just makes even less sense.

[@DonBlueberry]

14:15 compilaception has begun.

[@troutfishdesigns]

That paladin, level 60, that tries to bubble hearth. Didn't even use rank 2 Divine Shield, rank 2 lasts 12 seconds would have given even a clicker enough time to get out.

[@Leah_Newton]

CSI: WoW, watch Agent Asmon Papa solve countless deaths in the World, of Warcraft, and let us relearn to play a 2 decade old game like a real 12yrs old gamer. 😂

[@RecliningWhale]

i used to tell newer players to just rebind their S-keys to something more useful so they were simply unable to backpedal.

[@drogynturalyon9914]

If the Moonkin jumped off the left side instead of the right the mobs reset LOL And there is a ledge with no mobs there LMAO

[@anthonyfaiell3263]

No, see if it actually worked as stated 18:52, then we wouldn't have cases like 10:51.

[@CrippledMerc]

Can’t wait until we get a clip of someone dying while watching Asmon react to a death compilation, on a clip of him reacting to someone else dying while watching him react to a death compilation. Asmonception😂 It’s Asmon all the way down boys!😂😂

[@Awful.Productions]

He's heard his stream in the background of a few, no one watching the comps tho lmao.

[@CrippledMerc]

@@Awful.Productions I’ve seen a few who were watching the death comps when they died, but none involved them watching a clip of someone else watching a comp and dying with Asmon calling them out in the background. At least not that I’m aware of. It’d be pretty funny though!

[@Naftoor]

This video title gets a lot funnier after watching asmo spend 7 hours killing gruul and realize he’s talking about himself 😂

[@vilerite]

Let me translate the title for people who don't have brain rot. "I played this game my entire life and know everything about it, let's make fun of people who don't know everything about it because they havn't played it as much as me."

[@khanager2814]

@11:40 to be fair two moonboys doing this would have been elite

[@EvilAliceWonderland]

Can't hardcore players make a macro to leave group and then use petri?

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

That Paladin needs to be banned from life lol... That class has so many crutches and he's using all of them while being oblivious to his team.

[@chaosi17]

As a healer druid main, any healer knows if ur tank is dropping that low and mob is enraging u drop a big heal not small heals. He coulda started a max rank holy light or for me max rank healing touch. Its also his fault.

[@este_marco]

14:51 PAS COMME ÇA ZINEDINE!! i'm happy to not be the only french

[@matthewthompson7012]

I wish I could have got into WoW. When it came out was the same time I went into the military and was training and travelling so much, that I didnt have any reason to have internet. By the time I got out, I was way behind the curve.

[@Pandapold]

To be fair the Hunter was not in Combat so he would be able to just hearth out after pala pulled.

[@Kingsllayerr]

You know what else has been solved and min/maxed for years, yet people still fuck up? Math.

[@johnconnor6884]

Hardcore is the best way to play classic

[@Startrance85]

groups that refuse to use CC with mages, hunters and so on in the group makes me so mad, but then again classic players show why they are classic players.

[@rinleez]

Holy paladin with full mana is spamming flash of light on a struggling tank?

[@DeptalJexus]

alternated title: Asmondgold proving Charles Darwin was right.

[@KD-cg5vx]

Appreciate this is an old video but what addon in is the Rogue who died in Dire Maul using for his backpack? Looks clean as fuck - around 8:05

[@Flowbair]

Priest playing without Inner fire on, 100% deserved, no use of shade too

[@markup6394]

14:04 --- Beautiful irony of the story XD

[@Trueotaku01]

I learned that the current wow fan base willl make fun of every different class and play Style whether it’s clicking, just playing a class, or not knowing a weird mechanic, one of the most annoying fanbases

[@kc-oc3up]

Oh wah… go cry me a river. Why are you here if you don’t like it then? 🤓

[@IgotDis14]

He pointed out 1 thing he didnt like. if thats enough to leave then i sure hope you like every single thing about your life.@@kc-oc3up

[@chromaticabberationsgiveme9811]

​@@kc-oc3upIts funny watching HC reacted by asmon, thats it. I stopped playing years ago when i left HS and recently picked up ff14, and i didnt realize tanking can actually be fun when you arent being /tell'd by every loser who has essays to say about how you suck in a 500 year old game that I dont have the time to study like said loser

[@Trueotaku01]

@@kc-oc3up for reaction 🤓

[@ventrix494]

19 year old game just means you have 19 years worth of updates and dlc's to learn and look at all at once. New mechanics, UI, ect.

[@andrewguiant]

Best title out of all of these so far lol

[@AnimeFan4815]

Bro I even hotkey my water as mage 😂

[@zhadez10]

Why is some idiot chatter confidently claiming the tank in ZG had a shield on?? He didn't. Guzu literally inspected the dead tank seconds after and he was dual wielding flurry axe and serathil.

[@Bidirektional]

Because HC Players and Asmon Chatters are the same: not aware of anything.

[@honestjason7854]

man i dont feel bad for people dieing in hard core at all. World of warcraft is not a hardcore game man. What a waist of time all this seems like to me.

[@bitmau5]

I just started playing a week ago, I'm sure it will be fine.

[@noobymcnoobface5132]

Chess is 1700 years old, people are still playing it, people are still garbage and f**k it up. Imagine in 1700 years from now, people still dying in the elevator in undercity.

[@oybeutu]

To be fair, people are terrible at driving cars too and they have been around for a really long time. A person can trip and fall off a cliff, so that would make them terrible at walking and walking has been around since level 1.

[@sir_irk]

I like how youtube thinks this is a Hearthstone video

[@Mmmm_tea]

asmon always says "deteled" "lost forever" wonder if he knows you can transfer dead characters for free to classic era and continue playing them?

[@otakuryoga]

7:30 priest dead.. mage 100% mana.... 🤔🤔