Biggest Meltdown of the Year | Asmongold Reacts

[@arkoisagoodboy]

Asmongold reacting to Penguinz0 reacting to a TikToker reacting to a delusional business owner reacting to a home cooked meal.

[@aceofspadesklan8737]

Did i ever told you the Definition of insanity?

[@JayUchiha17]

This video started playing and I was lost as to why this loop holds off videos were made. I've watched almost every video from Charles except for those boring random videos he makes with friends eating different types of stuff but I've never seen this video and don't know why AS found the need to watch it 😂

[@robertchandler2063]

Your reacting to all that and I am reacting you OMG😮

[@Halobrine]

someones gotta react to this now

[@grimjowjaggerjak]

REACT CEPTION

[@SwiftDuckFPV]

Butterfly effect on full display. Man cooks dinner, causing a parchment paper company to go out of business.

[@cosmicvale]

Can take it back even further. Gordon Ramsay releasing signature pans ruined a paper company lol

[@anon2427]

Man doesn’t take his medication for 2 months, causing his parchment paper business to fail

[@DylanFahey]

@@cosmicvale You win the internetz.

[@keithschuenke]

​@@cosmicvaleeven further. An inventor developes a new hex structure coating for cooking pans+pots and begins searching for a celebrity chef to promote it. A Paper company ceases to exist.

[@iCrowLink]

@@keithschuenke I mean if you want to take it back even further: 'Man invents pans' or even further: 'Man invents cooking' 😂

[@j.g.mcbell9494]

-Bullies her online -Doubles down -His business faces consequences -Says he did nothing wrong -Calls HER JOB to complain to her boss. Then says to business insider: "Never would I set out to negatively impact the ability for somebody else to feed their family, pay bills or damage something they have worked years and years towards not to mention the several hundred thousand dollars being risked." This guy deserves whatever he gets.

[@I_enjoy_some_things]

I guess it’s further proof men can in fact have emotional trauma. Amazing how much Twitter used to fight against that idea lmao. I feel vindicated af.

[@Wav03]

@@I_enjoy_some_thingsI’ve never once heard someone argue the contrary.

[@KorbAgain]

It seems like being CEO or any other kind of wealthy has nothing about being intelligent after all

[@hiddendrifts]

@@Wav03 they did say twitter, so it was probably some toxic feminist echo chamber

[@Wav03]

@@hiddendrifts so a very niche community of people who don’t actually represent the opinion of the large majority of feminists?

[@Iqnacio.]

As someone who grew up without a father I think Asmon missed an important detail: That's the behaviour of someone who grew up fatherless AND without a loving mother, cause I know that bitterness, but I also grew out of it at like 12 and was able to see those kind of gestures as something genuinely adorable that I can use as an example of what I want to provide for my future kids (if I ever have them).

[@rehaktion]

Bro for real, I grew up without both and still I would never do such stupid shit or even think of such. This CEO Morron is just a freaking psychopath

[@robinwestrick2270]

Rest in Peace to Asmons Mother. She passed recently.

[@Attalai]

I rather think he grew up poor with a father that was only drinking and maybe worse

[@Foatizenknechtl]

i feel you on that last part man.

[@acrazyweeb7225]

As a fatherless bastard as well, I too can appreciate when an actually good dad treats their kid with love rather than be a prick about it online (also, her father is doing exactly what Gordon Ramsay would do for his girls.)

[@AbsolutelyNerdy]

Man didn't have a chip on his shoulder, he had the entire quarry on his back.

[@redfish3858]

He was mined from the quarry and scupted into the chip that came off the shoulder

[@Jebu911]

Yeah would be kinda interesting to know from a psychology point of view why the hell is he so angry and unreasonably dumb.

[@kjracz15]

Dad must've been so taken up with mining work that dude barely saw him. 😂

[@F1rstp3rson]

@@Jebu911 irrational anger does that to ya. You will never understand irrationality.

[@gregorymifsud5389]

🤣🤣🤣

[@29n]

this guy ruined his business and reputation over an immature temper tantrum meltdown LMAO

[@robertvaldez5929]

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[@sydtopia1]

Sorry buddy, the web page was registered a few months ago. It is a scam. Just look at the phone number on the top. This guy is a troll who registered the site just to troy people.

[@Dittiox]

This guy is the very definition of that meme where the guy is riding a bike, puts a stick in the spokes and then blames someone else for falling off.

[@Avetho]

That reminds me of a Core Memory of mine. I once thought my brakes were pretty underwhelming on my little 1-speed cruiser, so I stuck my feet out and turned them both into the front wheel spokes. I did stop instantly, it bucked my feet out of the wheel pretty much immediately while kicking my butt, literally, as the bike sharply upended itself, and the bike basically bucked me forward and off where I miraculously landed on my feet, was cuffed in the back of the head by my bike seat just under the back of my helmet as if it thought I did something very stupid, and my bike went tumbling forward and bounced a few times on the pavement before landing on its side. I stood there in shock for a minute before I just grabbed my bike, hopped on, and rode away. Even after mostly forgetting that memory, I literally cannot put my feet between the spokes of a wheel, even if the wheel isn't spinning, because my hindbrain remembers my old bike's rebuke of my actions.

[@Avetho]

@@Spraytaint I've been fortunate to have never broken anything in my childhood, the only experience I have breaking anything is tearing my LCL and the cartilage in my knee due to not lifting my heel off the ground while trying to pivot while wearing sticky eye-searing neon green Nike shoes on a sticky linoleum floor. It was then that I learned the ankle is far more resistant to rotation than the knee is and its a lesson that stuck with me over the 7 or so years since then, I was in the middle of high school back then.

[@kiranearitachi]

So true

[@kingqwilwinters7610]

Hate to tell you this but criticizing Charlie isn't in your best interest. Best would be to just shut up and watch.

[@kingqwilwinters7610]

Naw he doesn't understand how to respect Charlie. The god of God's with react

[@moquilla1]

I had an office job at the city and I remember the department head sent out a mass email and when he signed his name at the bottom of it and listed the department name he put Pubic Services instead of Public Services. It went out to everyone who had an email with the city at that time, it was comedy gold.

[@saddad6601]

At my first office job right out of school We had HR sending emails to all whenever someone new started. These emails would include some favorite things the person enjoyed. I always liked responding to my friends nasty things and one of those was “bukkake”. Fortunately but unfortunately, I did NOT Send to all but only back to HR. I immediately got a call asking what that meant and I told them I misspelled A word and whatever was typed wasn’t actually a word. This was back in the early 2000 and Google wasn’t the go to for research. The HR lady was older and I guess never thought to find out the meaning. I never lost my job or had any repercussions. I also worked with a guy that sent an email to all and in stead of typing the word “bigger” he hit the N key instead of the B.

[@FP-ty9qf]

His dad went to buy Gordon Ramsey pans and never came back.

[@somerandom7215]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@ZeonEons]

😂

[@TheMetalGaia]

😂😂😂

[@lfrench5108]

Nice

[@bakerfresh]

Haha, I had a work friend that would go nuts if you even mentioned Credence Clearwater Revival, CCR or one of their songs to him, due to Dad issues.

[@c20ux]

The daughter let her father cook and he did not disappoint, his cooking was so fire that it burnt down 2 companies!

[@LaKriSby]

dinner was just too spicy

[@Lone_Wolf_91]

😂😂

[@88cameras]

Stopped watching after 5 mins. This is a paid add for said Company, for the attention. Both Asmon and penguinz0 said the full name of the Company 4-5 times in just 5 min span. As if selling the product instead of just saying the "paper company".

[@PixelsPending]

@@88cameras wh.....what

[@WastedPo]

@@88cameras - It's a pretty terrible ad. His site is down and his Instagram accounts have been yanked. This is like thinking the people working for "Amy's Baking Company" acted ridiculous on purpose to boost sales.

[@LalaDepala_00]

"Women need their fathers in their life 😡" "Must be nice, easy living with your dad and having him cook for you 😡"

[@IdefinitelyExistIThink]

bro was showing such fatherless behavior

[@ultimaxkom8728]

That guy need a mental checkup.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

I think that his therapist will need a therapist @@ultimaxkom8728

[@borpheousmaximusv3985]

Muth be nitthhheee

[@eriefate508]

Cringe

[@U5mR]

I love how in his head Asmon went to the ancient Egyptian use of parchment paper LMFAO

[@thetiredcynic]

As a non English natural speaker,. I did kinda understand his meaning also lol

[@jimb9063]

@@thetiredcynic Heh, as a non American-English English speaker, I was confused. We call it baking or grease proof paper. I thought it was some sort of high end writing paper, but not quite papyrus!

[@bernhardlabus8511]

@@jimb9063 Same, thought it was for art or something :D

[@rahn45]

"This person is happy... They must be living life on easy mode!" - An insane person.

[@JanitorAntisocial]

I wasn't aware happiness was such a volatile subject to some people. No wonder everyone on the internet is so miserable.

[@Nioclas64]

Any sane person who has spent time around other people knows that how hard or easy someones life is has barely any effect on whether or not they are happy, I've had a very hard life, happy AF, and met plenty of people who have hadan easy life, and are still miserable for the sake of being miserable.

[@silotx]

Can we realize that we should leave other people to live their lives if they don't negatively affect other people and even then we should criticize only that negative behavior for that specific person and not simply bully and ridicule?

[@MrMultiPlatform]

the irony

[@frequencyoftruth2303]

I doubt that guy knows what easy mode means because he is living it he has no idea the common struggles of a human being.

[@moneyhoney606]

I'm 40 and I still get meals from my mom. I can cook myself but nothing beats her stuff.

[@Samuraiedge2]

Especially if you're unable to mimic your parent's cooking.

[@Bradok00]

True I’m only 24 but moving out of my parent house was the point in my life where I realized just how good it is. Never gonna turn down my parents cooking again😂

[@artraroth]

Houndred or even thousand year, moms meal will not be replaced by anything

[@Stav-Sneaker-Wakefield]

100% I've been a chef for 25+ years but nothing beats your parents making you a meal , if my mum says she's making food I'm there asap.

[@saifis]

Hell I make it a point to be thankful about any hand made meal that I don't pay for.

[@davidciccarelli4367]

Hit the nail on the head with unresolved childhood trauma. Raging amounts of narcissism. The blame shifting and victim blaming underscores how many adult children slide through life.

[@petrri323]

This parchment paper business is 100% this one guy sitting in a basement doing it all. The amount of times he references a “team, staff, or uses ‘us’” without any change in tone or writing style. This is one guy in a basement. 100%

[@nathanwatkins1005]

It's because nobody wants to work. He could be a good boss one day if we just give him a chance.

[@datboiashy2957]

@@nathanwatkins1005this is some delicious bait, do you have some more m’lord? 🎣

[@whiskeyniner6416]

Its so stupid it seems fake.

[@123forafurry]

@@nathanwatkins1005 bait used to be believable

[@billylion3073]

paper thin self-esteem

[@seanoftheroses]

I think the parchment guy just can't stand nonstick pans. It's nothing personal. He's a radical nonstick pan hater.

[@matt2585]

LOL

[@mralmostknowitall]

All pans matter and they better cancel this guy. 😂

[@TamaMochi678]

I mean, I too prefer my meal without cancer

[@Avetho]

Cast Iron or no iron. Give me real pans, not fake pans made by Big Teflon!

[@sailor5853]

I am too. They don't last a year. I challenge you to destroy a cast iron pan.

[@largemargeog1023]

Ceo: “You have no skills” Skilled girl: “I proofread your legal document and found errors.”

[@ajm3578]

If I buy my dad a pan worth over $100, you better believe that guy is making me a meal.

[@saifis]

I'd make it not because I am or should be grateful I'd make it because I get to use a 100$ pan

[@getweirdwes]

Valued at over $100* Those hexclad pans aren't WORTH a damn. Except for filling Gordon Ramsay's coffers.

[@yous2244]

Why are you so desrespectful to your parents?

[@SM-oc4rc]

@@yous2244 It's called bantering with your parents, relax with the "disrespect" shit.

[@zelorig8887]

@@yous2244 Did you not have a laugh with your parent's every now and then?

[@FREDERICKEUSEBIO-d3q]

So she apparently sparked the apocalypse by...*checks notes*...having a father.

[@lovisericachii4503]

yish... seems like a caring one that would cook her a meal

[@seekittycat]

By gifting him expensive pans how dare a daughter do!

[@DerpyThePotato]

Holy shit, it's a me watching a person reacting to a person reacting to a person reacting to another person.

[@Urza1234]

I give it two years at most before we add another level.

[@monehget]

I'm reading comments from other people who are watching the same people I'm watching watch other people at a different point in time than when those comments were initially made.

[@Boyahda]

I'd kill to have a dad cook me a nice meal. Mine left 29 years ago.

[@eno6712]

​@@sinew1000I have a step dad for 20 years and he hasn't cooked once lmfao . I've cooked what is technically a form of infinite times more than him because that dude probably couldn't cook an egg based on what I've seen/ not seen.

[@Cheddar_Wizard]

⁠​⁠@@sinew1000 I get what you’re saying, but your dad isn’t his. Not all dads are violent jerkwads.

[@Nick-rs5if]

I'm so sorry to hear that. 🥺 I have friends whom have likewise lost parents, for varying reasons. It reminds me of how fortunate I have been thus far in that regard. I hope life is good to you. 😊

[@MurakamiTenshi]

My step dad didn't cook much for me, but when he did it was simple... he made grilled cheese sandwiches, fried potatoes, and popcorn. I miss him 😢

[@capsuleboi]

Same. My dad also left 30 years ago and sometimes I wonder what life might have been having him around. It could have been better, but it also could have been a lot worse, too. I learned that I should count my blessings and make do with what I have been given. It is my father's loss, as well.

[@sheepman6291]

This CEO needs a subscription to Grammarly.

[@cultureshows8805]

How lucky that you were able to go to a good school and have your parents make meals for you ..

[@neild4609]

@@cultureshows8805 settle down Brandon

[@danilobraga4660]

@@cultureshows8805 Settle down Brandon

[@cultureshows8805]

@@danilobraga4660 so easy to troll people it's not funny haha 😆

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

"SEIZE" AND DESIST. Lmaooooo

[@VengefulGeo]

Season de cyst

[@syrindark]

I feel bad for the guy that left the comment a bit. I had a bad upbringing too, Mom left when I was like 3, dad was an alcoholic and i had to work to buy my own food and clothes starting at like 12 years old. We had no food, utilities or clean clothes. I was shit on by quite literally everyone in my life, I took care of my dad as at one point from all the drinking he had cirrhosis which became cancer. He would bleed from his nose so much you could taste the blood in the air. Imagine waking up to a dad covered in blood and still just drinking himself silly then carrying him to the bathroom daily. Nowadays my dad is dead, brother is dead and I saw it coming, they both went ham on all the worst things life offers. For context while I was dealing with this I had friends saying they wanted to kill themselves because their parents bought them the wrong kind of car, I had to talk them out of suicide 3 or 4 times. Despite all that I feel like blaming the world just makes it all worse for everyone, you can't be the person maintaining the negativity in your life and spreading it to others like a disease. Gotta be the cure the world needs which is simple to give, kindness heals everyone around you. Gotta break that cycle

[@jcudejko]

Good on you for escaping the cycle I hope you get a break, but I'm glad you can share a useful perspective from all that horror

[@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165]

nobody cares

[@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165]

@samirdoncic6395 as if you are somebody important lol

[@mityakiselev]

@@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165 I love how some people are so egocentric they immediately transfer their own opinion to everyone in the world. I'm not gonna be the 🤓☝ with the "actually you can't issue a global statement unless you know for certain..." argument. I just feel some projecting going on, some unresolved trauma. Maybe it's a cry for hepl like "nobody cares about me" or whatever, but it looks a bit like a douchebag move. A user shared a horrible story relevant to the topic and summed it up with a positive moral. I care about that stuff, I can relate to some of it, notice my own mistakes and biases in other bits of it. Please don't be a dick.

[@yig_501]

im so sorry

[@justincasas5762]

holy shit the roasts between Asmond and Charlie on this one are fire. "paper avengers lead by a paper tiger" lmfao

[@Selrisitai]

led*

[@Th4tGuy]

You can be a CEO and a moron. You can be a scientist and a moron. You can be pretty much anything and still be a moron. It's kind of inspiring. You can do anything with a little hard work. And then hopefully have the wisdom to not throw all that hard work directly into the trash and then set the entire goddamn house on fire.

[@bibsp3556]

At least they made it entertaining for the rest of us

[@Avendrial69]

I don't think he did any hard work, he probably started his company from family money and influence, and he probably thinks he's a self made man and did it all by himself.

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

wisdom and knowledge are not the same -ancient saying, dungeons and dragons

[@OpenCarry2024]

​@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 absolutely true. Something are youth gets confused constantly. Can't count the amount of woke videos I've seen online with college students screaming through loud speakers about being repressed (while living in the best country in the world) there is nobody repressed here in America. Repression only exists in third world countries. My point is yes there's a very huge difference between knowledge and wisdom. There's also a very huge difference between intelligence and wisdom. You do not get wisdom at a young age. It's achieved slowly over time, and required to engage and truly mature adult activities. Which is precisely why most of those kids screaming through loudspeakers are clueless.

[@Boundyy]

I love when people deny this, especially while making an argument from authority.

[@anthrobug]

That guy's 'seize & desist' letter is peak Dunning-Kruger.

[@dr.calibrations7984]

Part of me has to respect the fact that he refuses to do anything other than keep doubling down in the face of a zero win situation.

[@Kunfucious577]

Serious. All he had to do was respond the first time with an apology and a request to delete her last post. She seemed like a reasonable person who would’ve forgave him.

[@dustind.3918]

The man is a hero to his own disaster story. Gotta respect the utter insanity

[@msihcs8171]

@@dustind.3918 I can't speak for everyone, but as someone who does lean right he sounds like one of the crazies that we tell to f*** off whenever they open their mouths. Or he is just grifting, I'm not familiar with the politics in the parchment paper industry, I have a roll or two for baking but that's about the extent of my familiarity with it

[@carolinecoy3164]

​@@msihcs8171I honestly think he saw this as a good advertisement strategy, thinking all negative attention works out for them. Unfortunately it didn't work out the way he'd planned. I mean not the initial comment, but after that. I refuse to believe anybody is that stupid. It just cannot compute in my mind..😂

[@mmorris2830]

"... because ChatGPT would have done a better job." Factually accurate😂

[@ThatDaneshGuy]

Yo, I'm the Daneshguy he calls "bobble head" I was part of this and can confirm she's telling the truth 100% and I saw him change the website live.

[@oneleapforward903]

This should be a Snickers commercial. "You aren't you when you're hungry"

[@grennbalze]

are snickers made on parchment paper at any point? 🤔

[@Philip_Taylor]

@@grennbalze You might as well have to sign some fancy parchment in order to afford them these days! The 4 bar pack is now a 3 bar pack, the size per bar is smaller too, and yet the price is higher. I always rated Mars as a company but no.

[@OpenCarry2024]

​@@Philip_Taylor That's because the world, including the government, are run by "CEO'S" like this fool. No compassion, no empathy, no care in the world other than profit. Customer service? What's that, isn't that something people used to say in the '80s and '90s? Haven't heard it ever since.

[@flux_casey]

"It's the Paper Avengers. Led by a Paper Tiger." I just want to call this out for just the fantastic play on words that it is. Hot damn. Kudos.

[@brandonwhittaker85]

Had to look up what a paper tiger was, and yep, he absolutely destroyed him

[@J-RAD_notAnNpc]

I thought so too 😂

[@allohtoffbaqphat4547]

1:18 wholesome, appreciative response or sickest burn? You decide🤣🤣🤣 I legitimately think dude took this reply as a form of clapback instead of the innocent reply it was

[@Mozers05]

Dude sounded like someone who did not have a father or a mother cook him meals in his youth, and now have a wife at home who does not cook for him aswell. And now he rage at every instance of seeing family members cooking for one another. Truly sad. F

[@laraantipova389]

This man is the reason all the polls show single women are happier. Women then don’t have an as$ (like Brandon ) ruining their day.

[@its__auster]

Asmon: " I instantly remove loud people from my life, i'm a calm person" Always Asmon: "Hey let's call my bro Tectone!"

[@Bodehi_The_Archivist]

Lol, Tec is a whole other level of loud. I get where he’s coming from, I’m that way with moody and unpredictable people. I have a similar mindset of seeing what I call “the brink.” When you really see a person lose it and just crack mentally, it’s pretty fucking scary if you care about them, and it’s never the same afterwards. I personally don’t want to have any business with those kinds of people because I can’t understand their perspective and therefore can’t give them the support that they want, but if someone is loud and that’s just how they are, I can be prepared for that mentally and can know what to expect pretty easily.

[@TheJikosh]

He removes them because tectone fills that void and then some. 😅

[@sir.grumpypawson6598]

He is loud but he does bring the funny

[@PhuzzyBond]

I make meals for my kids all the time, I apologize

[@PizzaPatroll]

You monster 😂

[@tBeNz0]

Taught my 8 yr old how to use the air fryer properly for his nuggets and fries. He wants to make his own dinner now lol.

[@norsemanbushcrafting1621]

Omw to egg ur house

[@kylechildress536]

You need to seize and desist.

[@K1llaMang0]

Ain’t no way phuzzy here das crazyyy

[@supersonic7605]

this man unironically went to hustler's university XD

[@tylerreed2409]

I find it so troubling that apparently no one close to him could come to him to let him know he was ruining his life.

[@pokemonfan155]

He probably has no one close to him by the way he acts

[@F3nres]

If he treat dissent in his personal life the same way he likely has no one who cares about him enough to tell him the truth.

[@lilangkho6917]

True

[@GGOL]

Thus is the saddest part.

[@grandmarnier3746]

I have a sibling exactly like this and yeah these people burn everyone around them that would care about them. They hardly ever change and die alone, thinking they've done nothing wrong..

[@MimosaSTG]

I can't stand being around people who try to make it seem like they had it harder in life than everyone else... Like no one else has battles to fight in their life.

[@grennbalze]

TRUE

[@OcioCamaraMx]

CEO bully: "You can't cook" Girl: Proceeds to cook and beautifully roast the CEO

[@joshuapratt3593]

She was even thoughtful enough to add the “garnish” too 😂😂😂

[@lt_johnmcclane]

The “seize and desist” line got me 😂 some real bonesppletea

[@ProtossTempest]

Got them "Hi I am the boss of XBox" vibes.

[@uncledave1734]

Dude sent her a seizure and persist, then flopped around expecting everyone to help him lol

[@TengouX]

"It makes perfect sense, if you realize that the person making the comment probably has a bad relationship with his parents." Yeah, with that kind of demeanour he probably has a bad relationship with everyone in his life.

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

"Collecting L's like Infinity Stone!" oh my lord I laughed so hard.

[@Jloq686]

This dude would thrive in the military, where you can actually intimidate and ruin people's lives for no reason when you're on a power trip

[@K0BRAKID]

Perfect cop match, but probably failed the psychoanalysis test

[@keeferChiefer007]

I doubt this guy has the discipline to become a high ranking personnel or even complete basic for that matter, dude couldn’t even control his emotions over a dad cooking a meal for his daughter lmao

[@williethphil]

Rah

[@EvEnMoR]

"Who the fuck uses parchment paper anymore?!.....For baking? Oh! I should've watched more of The Office" 🤣

[@alfred9805]

That was pretty crazy to me, but I suppose it's understandable if he never cooked anything in his life. 18:25 Charlie doesn't know either 🤦‍♂️

[@vinhrua1]

Lmao flashback to Charlie baking bread.

[@wild5851]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@alfred9805to be fair nobody calls it parchment paper, everyone just calls it paper or baking paper, I’ve never in my life heard anyone call it parchment paper and I cook often

[@nivlheim09c97]

@@wild5851 most of the time, I hear: baking paper/sheet, wax paper, grease paper. its rarely called parchment paper these days.

[@jeff431]

​@@nivlheim09c97Wax paper is its own thing. You definitely don't want to bake with it.

[@Tremblay343]

This is a hall of fame Streisand Effect moment. Dude started everything and just kept shooting his own feet at every single turn. It's actually a master class of fucking up.

[@rennyren77]

Your first take was my exact thought. Unresolved childhood baggage.

[@Eliconean]

"Biggest meltdown of the year SO FAR" - Homer Simpsons

[@Andrewexploded]

If any of you ever thought you were worthless, this video will bring you comfort.

[@sajeto1]

The meme of squidward throwing his brain in to the trash fits this guy well lol

[@Grovonator]

Don't miss the detail that this guy makes his living selling parchment paper, an industry that is threatened by nonstick pans.

[@bibsp3556]

Can you imagine that it's not family trauma but business competition that leads to this?

[@Sadeyr]

I feel like the most depressing part of his anger is that even if everything he said was correct about her living an easy life, it still isn't any of his business, lol. Like even if he wasn't incorrect, he'd still be wrong.

[@Philip_Taylor]

Expecting somebody of that age to comprehend how harsh life can be is foolish, and unnecessary. Most people in her age group are still being supported by their parents to an extent, I was, and there's nothing wrong with that.

[@skullkid325]

Right? Sometimes I get shown a ragebait article or video of some 20 year old homeowner saying buying a house is easy if you just do what they did and save your money by getting your dad to give you a job and help you save by paying your rent and buying all your food and giving you 200K - that's the kind of place I'd expect to see a comment like his Literally all she did was buy her dad a frying pan lol it's just such a weird comment from every angle

[@selay333]

I would not be surprised if Brandon here got the company from his mommy or daddy. No way he was able to start that thing up and run it.

[@ProtossTempest]

If they're gone (rest their souls if so), probably rolling in their graves.

[@sharang26]

​@@ProtossTempest I mean they're the ones who raised him...

[@BasedHyperborean]

Tbh it’s probably a drop shipping company. It takes literally no skill, just enough start-up money to buy a shipment to start with and a website. Probably using SquareSpace or something. It’s the type of stuff Andrew Tate does “courses” on.

[@nathanwatkins1005]

​@@sharang26he probably made them introduce him as a ceo from age 7

[@BasedHyperborean]

Bruh it’s most likely a drop shipping company. It takes no skill whatsoever. Just the money needed to buy a shipment and build a website. Probably just hosted by squarespace or some shit.

[@danboy9337]

The mental disorder reffered to is Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It's kind of a complex ailment, but explains a lot of this type of individuals behaviour. Glad she showed him up!

[@justynakowalska7743]

Oh wow, my father was cooking for his kids regularly, he passed already but his love and care is always with me. Wish you all having something so precious as a love of your parents

[@Askii1robotics]

Damn, this collab is a most exciting combo: Charlie and Asmon.

[@gatwick127]

The Jesus combo

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@frypizzabox I prefer Asmoist

[@alfred9805]

They have good synergy

[@Askii1robotics]

@@ultimaxkom8728GoldCritical

[@accelerate08]

Except the double react is a bit too much they're saying the same shit. Just play the video and shut up sometimes

[@TheNinjaParadeBase]

THE WTF IS PARCHMENT PAPER JOINT HAD ME DEAD.

[@devdutdutta8796]

These people think playing the victim will always work and that they are the main character and everything revolves around them

[@sailor5853]

@sterlingarcher3619 By your definition Charlie is freaking out too, as like her he just made a video about the situation. The one that freaked out was the CEO after realizing actions have consequences. That's a lesson for everyone of us.

[@devdutdutta8796]

@@sterlingarcher3619 no i was talking about the guy

[@gainsofglory6414]

This is the kind of guy you want to mock and laugh at to shame him into going away but deep down you know he just needs a hug.

[@GreenCrayons]

Hey, you know what my daddy taught me, when you make a mistake you keep doubling down until either you win or you've burnt everything you've worked for to the ground. This is a healthy and well adjusted approach and a psychologist would be proud.

[@LAVAZZ.]

Some men just want to watch the world burn 🔥

[@Cazzx]

As a conservative, we do not claim him. He's on his own.

[@demgphix]

As a leftist... can we agree we both have crazies on our sides that make us all look bad? (holds out olive branch)

[@ryanmarkling445]

As a moderate, we as well do not claim him. Glad we can all vote together in disavowing this person.

[@robinolsson7003]

The man that united a country

[@aayushchhajer1208]

​@@demgphixman i couldn't care less about politics, I'm just happy to see people with common sense, good on you brother- some other people will go crazy as f

[@porkyminch1640]

@@demgphix oh we can, but the majority of your side glorifies em.

[@SpoonHurler]

Even I, who grew up in foster care, and was never made a special meal I remember... thinks this is sweet. Who is THAT jaded to get THAT angry over it.

[@ManishSingh-xo1fb]

She is so grateful to her parents. That's says a lot about her character. She isn't entitled. She is grateful.

[@antoinerobillard3785]

can you imagine being a normal guy in your 40s, wife and kids, 9 to 5 jobs at a parchemin paper company and your boss suddenly pulls all resources from your work to go to war with a teenager on tik tok....

[@Ajkkl21]

The guy needs a PR department for sure. A Padded Room department.

[@Ana_B1a]

"Must be nice having a dad" is what he actually meant to say.

[@Zer0Fall3n]

Dude projected so hard every time he said something about her lmao 😂

[@averagejackmedia609]

"that escalated quickly, I mean that got outta hand real fast"

[@SixballQ45]

it did, didn't it..

[@southernsand1061]

You're right, it's not about the girl, it's about him. He has a deep seated resentment that has nothing to do with her. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a proper outlet to get over his pain. He needs therapy or something to work through his issues.

[@Philip_Taylor]

I'd say you're 100% right.

[@VirtualShogun]

I was not prepared for how deep this rabbit hole went

[@The_MightyReptar]

Theres such a hilarious irony in the fact that the parchment paper company owner left such a huge paper trail while failing so badly

[@YadinMusic]

Bro makes Nazeem from Whiterun look like an Angel

[@Vladdyboy]

Hahhah, I remember that questline. 😅 Nazeem wanted you to kidnap his wife or something right?

[@Scriptease1]

You must be new in the cloud district

[@MireVale]

Do you use parchment paper often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

[@RazorStormInc]

@@VladdyboyNot even, bro. He was just an annoying quest-less NPC with an elitist attitude.

[@TheMrTape]

Imagine burning down your business over a random tik tok cooking video.

[@UltraTitan4]

In this world we live in? It will just happen.

[@HelloYersoGae]

It's weird cuz TikTok is full of a lot of wholesome stuff. This can't be the first video he had a melt on over just the first one he's been called out on😂

[@MrMoles01]

who is ordering parchment paper from a parchment paper store anyway? I order for a small business, we use parchment paper. We just go through our wholesaler who just have whatever name brand they stock, i mean it parchment paper.

[@Bayofthe91st]

Now this is a proper usage example for the term 'manchild'

[@joshsmit779]

I’ve encountered and been stalked and harassed by a guy like this before. These people are unhappy and insane in a manner where they don’t understand social skills in radically divergent ways.

[@Nightmare200]

He's still going.. He posted like 4 hours ago mad at Charlie's video "does this guy ever leave his bedroom!???" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is unbelievable..

[@NoHandle44]

This ceo didn't have a chip on his shoulder. He had the whole damn block!

[@xrasor9592]

can you explain that to me? im not a native english speaker and i dont know why a chip (poker chip? computer chip?) has anything to do with a block (bunch of houses? chunk? brick?)

[@revmaillet]

@@xrasor9592 look up chip on shoulder at wikipedia there is a good explanation there and it is a wood chip/chunk

[@ext93]

​@@xrasor9592​ the phrase "chip on the shoulder" refers to a sort of game where someone would challenge another person to knock a chip of wood off of their shoulder. The phrase represents the idea that the person with the chip on their shoulder has something to prove or is looking for a fight. When people say "the whole block" they mean it's a block of wood instead of a chip of wood. It's a kind of silly and nonsense way of describing that the person has an even greater reason to prove themselves

[@NoHandle44]

​@@ext93 Thank you for the explanation. I actually didn't know that the phrase was based on a game involving chips of wood specifically. I just thought it involved chips breaking off of a bigger block, and those chips getting passed on to the next person, like a parent to child thing. Like the phrase, "A chip off the ol' block", I figured it was like a lineage thing where the parent's problems/expectations get passed onto the child and they now have something to prove. I'm dumb, yet somehow my comment still works despite that blunder. 😅

[@Jp-sn2nd]

You'd be surprised at the amount of self-declared CEOs and businessmen who are literally a carbon copy of Brandon here. Incidentally, the amount of failed businesses also coincide with the brandon-type of CEOs.

[@Vladdyboy]

Its almost like they are not human 🤔

[@Mark3h]

Those hexclad pans arent cheap. And pisspaper Brandon glossed over entirely that She bought the pans as a gift for her dad.

[@danf1862]

This is the definition of "take a shit, and fall back into it" 🤣

[@DagonNaxos]

It's actually a strategy that some businesses have been using. It's called negative viral marketing. Disney, Marvel, Budwiser and others have been doing it for the last 5 years.

[@canadademon]

@9:13 We use parchment paper all the time when cooking (not just cookies, but chicken, bread, etc). It's so stuff doesn't stick to the cookware you're using. Other people use sprays like PAM but I don't like chemicals.

[@everythingpony]

Parchment paper is also chemicals

[@karremania]

@@everythingpony Actualy parchment paper is done by standard EN13432, wich means its a certified bioplastic and is fully biodegradable (its made of fiber celulose and wax) and the only chemical used to process it is sulfuric or zinc acid, the most common chemical used to process fibers, silk and cleaning agents. So no.. it doesnt contain chemicals 'itself'.

[@TremereTT]

@@everythingpony everything is chemical.... What people actually mean is risky for your health and highly processed or not meant to be ingested.

[@madbruv]

@@TremereTT woooosh, ur commenting to a comment that said what u said after

[@Nartanek]

Pam is just cooking oil. You welcome. And yes oil is chemical, so is water, so is everything around you, natural stuff is also chemical

[@danj-g6p]

This is a perfect example of one of the things we as people can easily change; its taught to us all as children. If you dont have something nice to say, dont say anything.

[@Mrdoughnuts0]

"Eat - Travel - Frolic (on easy mode)" in her bio😂😂

[@steven13929]

His (black label paper) trustpilot review section is an active war zone with the high IQ retorts you would expect from him.

[@mattboh69]

lmaoo

[@RGates33]

In his defense he's not a physician.

[@TheNewLooter]

This was like watching a guy try to beat a punching bag but getting beaten up by it instead

[@kittehgo]

You know those blow up clowns that has a weight at the bottom, so if you push it. It comes back, that is what I pictured. 😂

[@AlliKhat718]

This guy is the main character of an Adam Sandler flick, and not in a good way.

[@jeremiahwarden5959]

You're right, he's a classic Adam Sandler movie villain.

[@Vladdyboy]

Adam Sandler in "Seize and Desist" 😅

[@YawnMK1]

_"....Funny thing sbout that!!"_ haha priceless.

[@exlposean]

A reaction to a reaction of a bad reaction to a reaction of a father cooking his daughter dinner. 2024 is WILD.

[@TheGatheringstormMediaGroup]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@Freddy-q3m]

Its gonna get wayyyyy worse considering the millenials havent got in the powerpositions yet, wait until they control the tech corps its the crybaby fest we all can see coming 😂

[@TheGreatCraigWyvern]

This is truly the meta

[@mranonymous00]

@@TheGatheringstormMediaGroup ?

[@Blackwing2345635]

The best part - it's only February xD

[@reagansido5823]

"fixed the typos just in case you couldn't figure out we're very serious about this issue" I don't think anyone would think you were, after that embarrassment of a legal document.

[@monehget]

"We r gettin mad n vry legal over hear." -His legal "team"

[@rudyrodriguez7301]

I don't know, just a feeling, but it might be another Juicie Smollet case.

[@OdinSonne]

Yeah, he tried throwing his 'paper'weight around 🤣🤣

[@jessicagallant3443]

Its called miss diagnosed bipolar... lots of people call it bad tempered kid, and they grow up not getting real help and being told your less of a person if you can control your anger

[@zebwilliams8945]

I buy parchment paper to make wet palettes for painting my warhammer minis. I have no idea what other people use it for.

[@kevingarlick4617]

Ironically that sale seems great I'd love to order a stack of it cut to pallet size so I don't have to do it but nahhh guess I'm sticking with Reynolds for now

[@animatorsteven]

This is proof that LUCK is a massive factor in how "successful" you are in life. So many people in positions of power and money are complete and total idiots, I mean just look at our elected "leaders".

[@overlord1995]

Being at the right place and right time, in right circumstances. A lot of these "success stories" fail to mention some crucial details, like oh where'd you get the money to start a business and have your own space? While ordinary people struggle to pay rent.

[@snoopsnet8150]

Dude may be a 10/10 genius. He just spiked his SEO.

[@Goodbrew84]

I think people under appreciate just how hard it is to change your mind on something you have really committed to. Once a person starts on a path like this, it is SO hard to get off, because your brain needs to survive off the rationalizations or you enter an existential crisis

[@headcollecter3000]

You think this lunatic should he appreciated for being consistent? That's insane

[@overlord1995]

@@headcollecter3000 No, what's insane is how that's the conclusion you drew from his comment.

[@headcollecter3000]

@@overlord1995 the conclusion it that you should quit with something still in tact instead of acting like a toddler like Brandon did. The only thing I appreciate is that he burned all his social media accounts

[@overlord1995]

@@headcollecter3000 The conclusion is that people get stuck in their beliefs and it's harder to change them the longer it goes on, and the older they get, that's literally the only conclusion relevant to his comment. He did not suggest the guy should be appreciated, you are just illiterate. He is talking about a well documented phenomenon called brain plasticity.