ASMR -- 10 baseball triggers to help you sleep

Fellow baseball fans, are you having trouble sleeping? Stressed about your favorite team? Wish you could relax? Well, you're in luck because this video is the answer to your prayers. Along with my soothing whispers, here are 10 ASMR triggers to help you unwind including baseball bats, a protective cup, a baseball & cube, sunflower seeds, baseball movies, ticket stubs, baseball caps, a baseball book, and some very sexy facial hair. Play this video every night when you get into bed, close your eyes, and enjoy your newfound state of drowsy baseball enlightenment.
Thanks for watching (or, ya know, listening) and stay tuned for many more ASMR videos. This is the future of KZbin, my friends . . .

[@Alantexans888]

I know this was probably a joke but it was actually still relaxing. Lmao

[@zackhample]

Hmm . . . IS it a joke? Maybe you should watch the whole thing to find out, or at least watch the final minute.

[@loganknapp4293]

Alan Sneider ikr

[@dereksmires9875]

Lol people you got roasted by Zack hample

[@romanmuniz2039]

Zack Hample I love b your videos can you give me a shout out you are my favorite youtuber because you inspired me to start catching balls at the ballpark the park that I go to is Wrigley my lifetime is 67 and a glove from Anthony Rizzo once again can you please give me a shout and lmao last minute =(hahah)

[@dereksmires9875]

Can I have a shout out cause my whole family comes together to watch u and I was so eager to watch this cause its April fools day and I know this was a trick. U have inspired me to go to ball parks around Jersey. And I am a season ticket holder of the Yankees and Mets and I'm eager to meet u if I ever see u at a game so keep yup the great work, nice vids, and 1 question for your q&a, if u had to choose 2 what would it be: Anthony Rizzo, Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, David Wright, Clayton Kershaw, Buster Posey, Mike Trout, & Jose Altuve to start in a world series game against the Royals

[@nickstazak2768]

This guy reminds me of Mur from impractical jokers

[@pchav7788]

Nick Stazak I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

[@nickstazak2768]

😂

[@xannefrank5]

this comment is underrated

[@lele-xi8xr]

He does that’s facts

[@giuseppe9646]

Fax

[@bodacious2083]

19:25 did u just bust

[@Johnnydoodle36]

Imagine if he actually did⚾️

[@gio3445]

Still gives me tingles 5 years later👍

[@himomfromotto]

real

[@nolandix3980]

he said “ I’m just gonna stroke the wood.” lol

[@TuaProdzzz]

ikr hahaha

[@hortonhearsahew2585]

“ as we stroke the wood “😂

[@fwosteyman9142]

Who

[@landonhernandez1340]

Lol

[@basicstmrbtw9327]

That’s what she said

[@X_chungy-_-Jeddo]

Bruh

[@Randall-cw4ip]

Imagine going to a library to study and seeing some guy with a camera whispering and sniffing books

[@d4rkend375]

“Listen as I stroke the wood” “The most relaxing thing of all, to play with balls”

[@basicstmrbtw9327]

That’s what she said

[@benjaminfaubel]

Bro he had to be trying to be wierd

[@MrGriffin69]

TimeStamps enjoy 1. Baseball Bats 0:52 2. Protective cup 2:52 3. Baseball & Cube 4:39 4. Sunflower Seeds 7:52 5. Movies 11:00 6. Ticket Stubs 16:24 7. Batting Gloves 19:30 8. Baseball Caps 22:22 9. Books 25:44 10. Facial Hair 28:31

[@jacobybennett2245]

This game Is trash thanks bro

[@MrGriffin69]

Jack Rabbit yea np

[@goobygober531]

🤠

[@Envixity69]

@@jacobybennett2245 nobody asked for your opinion

[@Envixity69]

@@8Corpse1Allergy8 LOL

[@bigballer151]

Why is Murr giving me baseball asmr triggers

[@clickity05productions2]

Big Baller this is his punishment

[@jaydenali.406]

i bet joe put him up to this

[@dcfanchris]

“As we stroke the wood”😏

[@jesus_christ0789]

sadly was thinking the same thing

[@deeptryth4999]

dcfanchris “most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls”😂

[@tts_sundevil2006]

LMAO

[@johnnyschaeffer9247]

Get your mind out of the gutter

[@landonrandolph7211]

1:10 so we just stroke the wood lmao

[@anthonybarelas4628]

landon randolph lmao 😆

[@leeroyjenkins7491]

Someone walks down the aisle to see this guy scratching a cup

[@isaaccamarena4324]

🤣🤣🤣 Fr tho

[@diegocavotta7647]

Me: falls a sleep (Forgets to turn off auto play) James Charles: HI SISTERS! Me: (screams)

[@sebastienaranda8469]

My Fireplace you copied that you mug

[@zafo-_-8659]

My Fireplace haha

[@zaynebeast6431]

That cup part is disgusting

[@sylasgarrett5364]

My Fireplace don’t even be coming for some one that has one sub you got two

[@diegocavotta7647]

Um also At least I don’t copy famous youtubers knob

[@bizortiz2084]

19:26 when he finally nuts😂

[@twphrog5345]

No one: Me after finding zendayas toilet 9:20

[@weazelnews1434]

twphrog, who hurt you?

[@Evan-dd1zp]

Nah bro 💀

[@joeburreaux7806]

Dawg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@4KayTreyJ]

Damn bruh🤡😈

[@noahian3215]

This comment is so underrated

[@blakethakhncnadhc9c151]

When he said just listen while I stroke this wood I lost it 😂 1:04

[@kennethkendamas8601]

Same

[@brandondelaney9748]

This nigga said stroke the wood 😂😂

[@packbuster7214]

Brandon Delaney soon as he said that I went looking for comments😂😂😂

[@bryanthemaster466]

28:29 im pretty sure that's not a baseball trigger

[@keagancook2593]

20:43 - 21:10 5 year old me walking up to bat

[@cooperhukill5339]

Keagan Cook hahaha

[@razorscooter6007]

That's me now and I'm 13 😂 (I do it for jokes of course)

[@ZebraManStudios]

Myself as well

[@fatboisplitzomja5741]

@@cquick3277 keep preaching the truth my brother amen

[@EricGallant24]

1:08 that’s what she said... hehe

[@jax6119]

I’m watching on April 2 2019

[@julespattison3940]

Everything Fan611 same

[@kaedenmahuna289]

Same

[@cammattern599]

Same

[@jamescrawford7114]

Everything Fan611 me too

[@tristanmiles6561]

Same

[@connorgraham9132]

5:44 the most relaxing thing of all is to play with balls😭😭

[@gumpyglubber4834]

1:08 okay buddy

[@djswnjcck8500]

"The most relaxing thing of all is to play with balls". -Zack Hample 2018

[@zackhample]

Yes sir. Always.

[@masonh5538]

I legit fell asleep to this last night like if you did too

[@tuyguy1238]

Imagine you work at the library and you see someone here stroking the wood 😆

[@JasonSmith-yn7dp]

“Just listen how we stroke the wood”😂

[@stino1335]

I smirked with my eyes closed when he said that 😂😂😂

[@Shr00b]

Imagine just looking for books at the library and you just see a guy whispering to a camera while stroking a bat.

[@knocksyy]

holy shit i would think he smoked that good good and is hallusanating lol

[@C-Dawg_is_him]

😂😂😂

[@tuckernarkinsky9480]

Mans literally said relax while I stroke this wood

[@michaelmolnar5521]

Michael😮

[@jefferyjohnson3776]

😂

[@isaachoffman1748]

Stroke the wood. Haha

[@lodog7714]

Isaac Hoffman funny joke

[@johnshoemaker234]

I definitley didnt think I'd ever hear Hample show me how to stroke the wood... Sheesh

[@blobfishyboi6981]

Are we going to ignore the fact that he rubbed the cup on his face

[@taylorcumbie1538]

Yes yes we are

[@tylertwiss3483]

No

[@aryamanandhar6179]

if this was i fukking coincidence i watched this video exactly one year later

[@carsonharvey7188]

Arya Manandhar same

[@gwillboi5574]

Same this is weird😂😂

[@zodiacorion8582]

Stroking wood? 1:05 and 5:42 though, lmao!

[@bobster9395]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jgfxotg1242]

😩💦

[@javonhart2176]

Dis he really just say “as we stroke the wood” lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@chef_boyardee8861]

1:08... as we stroke the wood... that’s what she said!😂 I’m dead

[@munchkin9614]

28:02 Fun fact: baseballs were also manufactured back in the day by a former baseball player by the name of Al Spalding, which currently manufactures basketballs for the NBA.

[@brendan594]

MUNCHKIN9 he’s been dead for 103 years tho

[@munchkin9614]

Yeah, but his company that’s named after him still lives on.

[@brendan594]

MUNCHKIN9 true

[@kerw1n561]

Watching on May 23rd,2019

[@u_look_like_a_hot_pocketye4133]

Evan Kerwin same

[@mister72_72]

Same

[@aesthetiik]

Same

[@skew538]

Zach Hample : the most relaxing thing of all... to play with balls. 😂😂😂

[@mitchmollison1948]

I know he’s probably never going to do one again. But holy shit dude 😂 that was great

[@zackhample]

Thanks so much!

[@jakobbarrow1302]

As we stroke the wood😂

[@madwillyak47]

Smart move to make an ASMR video , even as a joke . What a hilarious great idea Zach ! You are better then the ASMR regular people ! Hats off to you sir ! “ Stroke the wood “ “ See how relaxing that is ... “ “ tap... tap ... tap ... “ Lmao seriously dude ! You hilarious

[@tylereastham4359]

The one with the cup is so weird 😂😂😂. “Just listen to the scratchy noises” “we can mess with the holes and make noise with them”

[@grantcook1226]

Just listen... as we stroke the wood -Zack Hample

[@logandenning951]

Haha

[@addictedoutdoors445]

As we “stroke the wood”

[@bxcon_p1ckl342]

He looks like James Murray from impractical jokers and he sounds like ryan Reynolds. Combo of the century.

[@joeyrubi5621]

Testy _Templar you right

[@methcurry6887]

Murr!

[@twitchgregorym2075]

1:06 Excuse me say that again

[@trmang7933]

“just listen as we stoke the wood”😭😭

[@subsideboysboys1322]

Am I the only person that wondered how he got in to a library with base ball bats

[@devandesai7327]

It's a green screen

[@Bigg3e]

Devan Desai go to 14:55 it’s not a green screen lol

[@alexllevy]

He and his family own a library in NY

[@chaotic8433]

He and his family own a book store

[@Iaskedfs]

9:11 when you are eating lunch at school and someone makes a joke about you that is sorta funny but you are mad at them so you say its not funny.

[@briansivertson57]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itzmaurihere1326]

Wait a second that’s the dude that got 10,000 game baseballs

[@zackhample]

Not all *during* games, but yeah.

[@harrison9528]

*Goes to the library and a guy is caressing a cup*

[@dr_sniping3504]

That’s in his house

[@TheBigLeche]

It’s his family’s book store

[@justfrosty4466]

“I’ve had this cup for a very long time” *rubs it on face*

[@JoseNegreteJr]

King Snob lol

[@thebiggbread888]

1:05 As i stroke the wood lmao

[@philipllora2112]

I’m watching this on April 28th 2019

[@AlexMc1575]

Cornmeal 69 me and you both

[@Boss-dr2nv]

Same

[@jarretthess1941]

Same dude

[@WATERFANBOY]

Ummmm same

[@liamwoods3631]

Hi yes

[@delareo_asssome6498]

“Just listen as we stroke the wood” -Zack Hample

[@andyroon3931]

“The most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls”

[@franciscomarroquin9243]

KakJak Pooney true though

[@andyroon3931]

HentaiKULT 999 yup lol

[@haydenbanaga1508]

“Stroke the wood”😂😂😂i died

[@julierobertson8097]

Good ole Zack hample “the most relaxing thing is playing with balls”

[@noahhyder9852]

"Stroke the wood"

[@Tyrosine222]

The world needs a part two

[@angelacaldwell333]

YAS😊😊😊

[@landinoo0473]

1:09 as we stroke the wood

[@elishoemake9783]

I was looking for that 💀

[@dopethesavage123ben7]

Not going to lie when he said stroke the wood I lost it

[@nervousbug]

dope the Savage123 ben me to

[@diegocavotta7647]

26:51 Hample when he snorts coke

[@karsonpayne6789]

😂😂

[@mikeevansisthebestwidereci6992]

We still watchin this when it was posted one year ago

[@roystondelgado7209]

I’m watching this on 7 11 day July 2019 this is for the future viewers

[@KadenLoeb]

War-Robots Beast-Gaming yeye

[@elilocke7991]

No one: Literally no one ever: Zach: Oh look a patent number how exciting

[@lilbobross3077]

“The most relaxing thing is to play with the balls”

[@subscribetoloveliveserve7986]

Delta Alpha ha gay

[@enzoreyes5470]

5:44 “The most relaxing thing of all is to play with balls”😂

[@ericherrera6653]

I’m watching this 420 2020 ps. How have you all been

[@1onlypatch]

Good man, hope you keep up the grind

[@Sgtalex-iv6eo]

75% of the comment section is you

[@GooseHunter4]

Keep on doing it

[@Lowgszn]

4/24 2021 hi

[@ignoregaming5718]

@@Lowgszn omg me too

[@juanmena8669]

Watching this on June 4 2019

[@ethanslawson4912]

Ha same

[@hockeyking6966]

5:45 Jesus Christ 😂😂🤣🤣

[@isyaboigenji2483]

Jordan Wathen WTF!?!?

[@benlentz2624]

5:43 best line ever in all of existence

[@nicholaswidel]

Bpbaseballer 821 lmao

[@ckastner5]

"And the most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls." - Zack 2018

[@wvbriel]

"U can hit some monster dongs with these baseball bats"😂😂

[@Doddzini]

😂😂😂 this is one of the best April fool videos out here today 😂

[@zackhample]

:D

[@Doddzini]

Zack Hample it's brilliant man how you put it together 😂😂

[@markobrien1299]

its always been my life long dream to run my fingers through justin turners beard

[@zackhample]

Hell yeah! I hope you get to do it.

[@robinvergara1910]

He says that he’s gonna stop going to ball parks and start doing same, yet it’s been 1 year and this is the only asmr video he ever made

[@Dawsoncrouse43]

It was posted on April fool's

[@clarkhelgason9016]

tru dat

[@sintana1497]

It was a joke

[@robinvergara1910]

xxgamingxx 43 Oh, I’m regarded! I didn’t know

[@tiktoktalldude8245]

*reds description* “Are you stressed about your favourite team? Me: Zack, I’m a tigers fan. I’m always stressed

[@yoshitsuge3189]

read's* not reds

[@martypatafta5968]

bro im a marlins fan

[@yoshitsuge3189]

imma dodgers fan lmao

[@hunterarnold9722]

imma Rangers fan...how did we blow game six...

[@jakedasnake322]

Boi I’m a Nats fan. Sometimes we worry cause we lost our best player to a division rival, and sometimes we win titles without almost any batting superstars or good season starts.

[@prophet2570]

Why is everyone watching this now if it came out a year ago wtf 😂

[@dylangriggs2754]

Exotic Clipz I watched this when he first uploaded it

[@prophet2570]

Yeah

[@phillybadger_7218]

*taps* *realizes he has no nails so instead he “strokes the wood”*

[@zackhample]

Ha, yeah, my nails were a bit too short at the time.

[@morganphelps5318]

1:07 “as we stroke the wood”

[@grayman3959]

4:21 uuummmmm... OK

[@mojosace]

can you plzzzzz do another asmr vid where you just go thru the ticket stubs and read off who autographed it and a little story behind it

[@blakeclose5521]

Do a part 2 please Zach

[@cartercapen]

Blake Close fr real

[@timfair887]

I needed this after the Yankees just gave up 7 runs in the 9th to blow a 8-4 lead

[@kingy5453]

Me too

[@kennyjohnson3374]

Same 😪

[@bryceplaysgamez8858]

He was at that game

[@JoeProductionz]

@@bryceplaysgamez8858 yup… just watched that one 😪

[@carterfrisque8349]

30:00 bro why

[@drej2626]

Why are all the comments so recent

[@chuckreffett1212]

drewj333_ lol I was thinking the same

[@tydirks3315]

That’s so wierd

[@McShibby10]

You tube recommending this again it seems

[@thatonehapa2967]

who else comes back to watch this?😂

[@gageolsen5970]

Me

[@bradenhibbs8466]

Me

[@personalbray8552]

Me

[@hdnsny]

Still do

[@isaaccamarena4324]

Me 🤣😭😂

[@haydenlenz2542]

I remember watching this the day it came out time fly's by fast

[@bestdaysever2402]

26:47 Zack: mmmm smells so good Me: ThAt'S a BoOk

[@bestdaysever2402]

And yes I watched the whole thing and he said some weird things

[@elimrust]

Five seconds later we find out that he was snorting gfual like twitch streams do

[@giotafoya3463]

The cup was definitely used and he rubbed it on his face

[@jmccoy02]

not my proudest nut

[@DevBlayz]

💀

[@BZEENTERPRISES]

💀

[@Bean-qo4zt]

😂😂

[@Jhunt1502]

Why am I just now seeing this comment 💀

[@CykeCyke99]

Lol this aged good asf

[@brysonpatterson265]

I’m watching this on thanksgiving and I hope everyone has a good thanksgiving 🦃

[@connorburger5627]

Bryson Patterson you to, happy thanksgiving

[@ryankoppel-1608]

U too happy thanksgiving

[@PhilMx]

I’m waching this on the 26 of may 2019

[@mister72_72]

Today’s the 25th

[@WazupBob]

Sameeeeee

[@matthewlaurentino7112]

Same

[@smurf7511]

26:43 Zack got a bit of coke on that book

[@chasejanzen8724]

I'm watching this septerber 9

[@chillbruh4378]

Me at 19:18 - 19:27 when everyone in class is reading and I'm trying to open my velcro binder

[@grantcarter354]

Nike Official faxxx

[@ethankelley4260]

Lol “let’s just stroke the wood” 😂😂