ASMR | 1940s Gossipy Lady / Avon Telephone Sales

Let's listen in on the party line to see who's doing what in the neighborhood, then maybe sell a few Avon things and score some S&H Green Stamps...

[@Krogsheden]

'he does not care about your bunions.' love u mary, hahaha

[@alexb3396]

Lærke Krogshede I laughed OUT LOUD!!!

[@ryanhoobin]

The most original ASMRist... the best accent... the sweetest ASMRist... and just flat out the best ASMRist... thanks Mary. Been here since 4k subs and will stay until 4 million... and totally past that :P

[@mightyaxolotl74]

Your dog looks very cute.

[@Knoxident]

Omg and I requested a 1940's gossip lady 💖✨ this is a wonderful surprise! Thank you, the video is amazing!!!

[@WhittRak]

You are hands down the best ASMRtist on KZbin! I don’t even listen to anyone else anymore!

[@kaseymmb]

Whitt and she posts so often, and about so many different topics, that basically every day there’s something new i want to see 😍😍 mary is an angel

[@5th_cellar]

The bit about the apron made me so randomly nostalgic. When I was was very little, just a toddler, mom made us matching yellow, flower-patterned aprons trimmed with red rickrack. They're still around here, somewhere.

[@rachelm9886]

"Fresh lead paint good for teethers" I'm dead Mary 😂😂😂

[@h2ogurl1234]

Rachel Ducote lol so are the kids who chewed on that stuff

[@rachelm9886]

Emma Nesbit oh my lmao

[@dianagruver5767]

It sounds like my apron is invited to your party, but I’m not. 😂

[@TigerSpiritASMR]

This is pure gold 🏵

[@whisperlistens]

I just know she is going to come up with a reason to drop by Carol's during the party. Plot twist, Carol is Lynette's Momma.

[@keyboardsaviour]

I love the web Mary is building - Carol might be Lynette's momma, Trish is Charity's student's hairdresser, and I can't wait to see where Harvest links up!

[@keyboardsaviour]

I figured after Lynette mentioned it in a video posted after this one! Thanks though :)

[@lauraloveleyy8639]

Tbh this nudist colony story has got me pulled right into the story

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

Engaging as FUCK

[@cntrygrldx1]

I know... It's not that I want to know... I NEED to know if she really has a bunch of naked people in that house at that party,

[@Miranda-cl2ul]

There's no way you are an actual human because NO ONE can portray so many different 'people' so accurately. Your talent honestly is mind blowing. So thankful for you.

[@VeenaMichelle]

"That's because you're from Canada and you don't know any better "😂

[@mackenziebowers3099]

"What about paint could be harmful 😵😂😂😂"

[@ashleyrivers6508]

The roses in the foreground complimented your outfit perfectly!! 💐 So aesthetically pleasing to watch! I loved this!! 💖💜

[@98pennygirl]

“They are very basic ...kinda like her. I’m not being ugly , I’m not being ugly “ Lmfaooo omfg I died I love you you are amazing 😭😂👍🏼

[@vintageazf1191]

Army

[@gayteez]

I spy with my little eye.... a fellow army

[@defaultuser7777]

Hahaha I died too at this part

[@psuedomyspace]

Still one of my favorite ASMR videos ever

[@Sportdiva7]

You would get a role if you auditioned!!! Lol your acting is believable.

[@kashafkhurram6532]

I remember watching it last night but i slept so easily that i dont remember what was in it. 😂

[@ata4ya]

I never clicked like so fast. This reminds me of my grandmother and her sister. They were both Avon ladies back then and I can see her doing all that. Thanks for a wonderful role play!

[@Alicepicklesandpop]

omg. amazing. you should do this for like the 70s or 80s too...heck all the decades!!!

[@Robertoni7]

This reminds me of the shows where nosey older woman solve mysteries, like Murder She Wrote, Rosemary and Thyme, Miss Marple. Just imagine she gossips, sells avon, and solves neighborhood mysteries.

[@sammiee.702]

Robertoni7 hahaha yessss

[@ophiuchus5540]

Rosemary and Thyme is the BEST

[@charliedays]

Her southern accent is what stands out the most on the entire KZbin! Extremely professional and relaxing!

[@rachelm9886]

I need to know what happens at carols party

[@yasameenfarzana971]

honestly i don’t even sleep to your asmr’s i just relax and enjoy them because they are so interesting and i don’t want to miss any of it lol ! your acting is amazing !

[@kimberly6815]

So funny! "it don't matter if it attracts bees." Haaaaa....love you!

[@BluEyedBrunetteGaming]

Please do more historic videos! I love your work.

[@vintagegurl1439]

katelyngrace she should do Queen Elizabeth II or Annie Oakley 😊👍

[@Usmcwifey0913]

The multicolored pearl necklace and all the pastel colors...remind me of my grandma, my great aunt, and my great grandma. I miss my grandma so much and this makes me smile ❤️

[@mollyelizabeth4965]

Thank you Mary! Your videos are the reason I’m able to calm down from my anxiety.

[@beckycopeland5415]

You could be Lynette's grandmother. Loved it! You are so funny. I remember using green stamps, selling Avon and party lines. I hope we see this lady more often.

[@goopy5853]

Lol your roleplays brighten my days😂

[@StrawberrySkyAct1]

"Well it don't matter if it attracts bees, honey, we all gotta suffer for our beauty" LMFAO

[@RML1616]

This cracked me up in so many ways. LOL "Piggly Wiggly" - a blast from the past.

[@witchyvy]

I love southern accents. They sound very charming and elegant to me.

[@Adonray34]

This is so hilarious and calming at the same time. I love this character so much!

[@paintchipsfromthewal]

Listening to this while Christmas knitting and I'm so wrapped up in the gossip haha totally forgot it was a role-play. You're awesome at your role plays.

[@redsolestar]

Wow this takes me back to laying on church pews in East Tennessee listening to my aunt talk to the other church ladies while they arrange the flowers before service You’re amazing

[@lauraloveleyy8639]

I looooooovveeee this role play could you make a part two someday?

[@kimberly6815]

Laura.ren101 Part 2, yes, please!

[@kristi5537]

this sounds like eavesdropping on the receptionist while waiting in the doctors office

[@piscesmoon6333]

Omg I adore that outfit so much! 😍 Also, I know this will be relaxing...but on a different night. Because I just *have to* listen to everything you’re saying cuz it’s so entertaining 😂 Thank you for hitting the mark once again! “It sounds like my apron is invited to your party but I’m not.” 😂😂

[@x_bipolar_bear_c5143]

You know what terrifies me? The fact that one day my great-great-grandkids are gonna brag in school saying “Well MY grand-gee-gaw-pap-pap (me) was born in 2003!” And everyone will be like “WOAAAAAH THATS SUPER OLD!!!”

[@taylor5116]

Sullivan hahaha sameee

[@misswilde3054]

I'm so excited already and I've just seen the thumbnail. You're the ASMR queen.

[@juliatudorache9474]

OMG!!! this is amazing! Thank you for all your hard work, beautiful lady! Great acting skills!

[@maraskywalkeriii]

I'm already anxiously waiting for chapter 2. I cannot stop watching this over and over! Your acting of this character on point.

[@Conor3914]

"Howard.. know what i'm thinking.. we need to move..." I laughed so hard at that part. YOU have to do a PART 2 to this.. xD This is like Desperate Housewives but set in the 1940's haha

[@addyasmr3507]

I'm selling Avon too and hell I think I'm gonna dress like that next time I'm going out to my customers.

[@CaseyCorigliano]

adina andrei extra points for a southern accent

[@addyasmr3507]

I think I can pull that off... decently... considering English is not my native language 😂

[@ConcreteMars]

adina andrei What is Avon??

[@SjofnBM1989]

You know it's a pyramid scheme

[@margoarruda3799]

Thank you, Mary, for another one of your wonderful videos. My father took his own life last week and your videos are the only thing that can calm me down enough to sleep.

[@CaseyCorigliano]

Margo Arruda I'm sorry for your loss

[@abip1907]

Mary! This.is.EVERYTHING!

[@nadia-jy9eb]

This is the BEST roleplay ever, she's so sweet and her accent is so cute, great job!

[@GlitzNGlitterCafe]

The gossip lady is pure gold💰 for an SNL skit..... Someone sign her up for primetime seriously.... 😍

[@evelynarevalo7202]

I think that this is beyond creative, and this is beyond adorable as well. Love your work! makes me smile like a little cherub!! xo

[@stylinmyway]

Omg 😂 I hadn't heard the pull toys with lead paint that's great for teething!!! I've listened to this one numerous times and was always sleeping when that little gem came up!!! Love it!!!!

[@donald4312]

"Wheelbarrow incident". Your creativity knows no bounds. 😂😂😂

[@RetroTube1978]

Hey! It's Mama's other cousin.... Anna Mae. She would've been funny on Mama's Family. :)

[@CaseyCorigliano]

RetroTube1978 I thought of Mama's Family too, probably the hat 😂

[@alexb3396]

Can't believe I didn't realize it till I read this comment!

[@Hotcrossebuns]

This character reminds me of Mama from "Mama's Family" Haha! Amazing job, Mary!

[@matterinthehatter]

I have been watching ASMR videos for the last 6 years, but this is officially one of my FAVORITE videos made yet. Thank you! 😊

[@keyboardsaviour]

Yay! I woke up ill at 3am and this is helping me get back to sleep 🍦🐩

[@adamcordwell6994]

Commentate Her Variety Hour Same thing just happened to me. And this is helping so much!!!

[@airi5358]

I didn't know I needed this until now.

[@Cynthiaruffalo]

Omg Mary you absolutely blew my mind on this one. Entertaining and relaxing and your imagination is spectacular!!!! Sooooo appreciated!

[@kathrynbond7151]

I'm transfixed by the southerness... haha :D

[@evan10032]

perfect way to relax on a sunday!

[@eceys8259]

When it is only 6pm where you live and if you nap now you wont be able to fall asleep again😭

[@gracie2431]

Highlighter Sexual what is your username 😂😂

[@albertagrown]

I do not understand why I am so hooked on these videos... lol So entertaining and something I can put on and just listen to while I’m cleaning. 👍👍

[@Carolina_Cheesehead]

We had a party line out on the farm when I was a kid in the early 80s!

[@SailorMoonieKitty]

After doing a double shift on black friday.... this is what I needed to fall asleep to. I want more!

[@darthpanda2573]

Thank you for this video.❤ And Please bring back Doctor Benson the creepy dentist!!

[@23daughters]

This brilliant video took my nostalgia to a new level. I hope you make many more videos similar to these, set in all different eras. You're a natural at everything you do. Thank you, Mary! ♥

[@Em-mx2wu]

The old version of middle school 😂😂😂

[@Penkhas]

This idea and character+ whispering reading and or page turning would be a perfect combo Mary !

[@Dasani61]

“Maybe she stuck her skirt in her pantyhose on purpose!” 😂😂 Mary you are too good at your job.

[@mbl4481]

I absolutely love how much you get into your roleplays! You never disappoint! I enjoy all of your videos :)

[@brettjohnson2141]

Arguably one for the best ASMR/ comedy videos on KZbin. I lived in NC while my hubby was stationed there for a few years and fell in love with the southern accents. I love it. So entertaining and relaxing. Great work.

[@carmenramos1147]

Love this video so much. It has become one of my favorites. Thank you for such a fantastic video! ❤

[@ashleymathis3351]

My grandma has been selling Avon for 30+ years & counting! Never dresses like this though 😂

[@lmtz-celis3431]

😁😂😂 omgosh!! Lovin your twang girl. I lived in Tennessee for 3 years. I absolutely love' and miss interacting folks with twang. #There is nothing like a country accent#.👏👏🖒 "Honey" Bless your heart," peachy keen😂😄😄".

[@ariesgirl4994]

Swear! You need your own network show 💜

[@crystalbrown8483]

I hope you do this as a series! I love it. Reminds me so much of our Avon ladies while I was growing up in Tennessee.

[@mmiller8639]

This is so relaxing it's just like listening to my grandma. She didn't sell Avon but she was definitely a gossip. Loved it, thank you!

[@jacyevans]

Please do more videos with this character. You made my Sunday :)

[@ArtSleepRepeat]

You should consider making this a series! I'd love to see more of this character on the party line :)

[@Beaukaydee]

My very first time ever seeing this type of you tube video. Thank you for sharing your talent. I am hooked. 💜

[@fandompandom1666]

AHHH WHEN YOU SAID FRESH LEAD PAINT AND GREAT FOR TEETHERS I JUST ABOUT SCREAMED. My little brother somehow found toys from my grandparents that had lead paint on them and it was a pretty big deal. He had a little too much lead in his blood for about a month or two. 🙂 but anyways this was a SUPER great role play as per usual Mary! Thanks for the easy sleep again!

[@harry4319]

Please do more I love this omg yes I haven’t enjoyed a role play in a long time

[@AMuse-xt4mn]

I love these so much. They’re so entertaining! :)

[@lucybell1767]

Yes!!! Thank you so much for doing this!

[@classicnat1461]

I love this! Only problem was it was it was so engaging haha I wanted to hear all the gossip! Good job! So good! :) One of the best role plays I've seen!

[@billd3356]

THIS is great! SO believable and accurate. Haven't thought about Woolworth's and A&P in YEARS. Love this!!

[@phylliswillis1298]

This is so enjoyable to watch. Thank you.

[@flaria4011]

You’re so talented💯 We appreciate how much effort you put into these videos💕

[@tutatehaja1777]

You are so funny. And really put a lot of effort into your stories. So funny

[@madforjav]

you’re so unique ugh I love this video!! I love your role plays please keep the spontaneous ones up. you’re so gifted I swear. Xxx

[@renaebingham8810]

Oh my goodness Mary, thank you so much for the frequent uploads and the fantastic content! I think this is my new favorite.

[@babyface45]

This was so wonderful! I loved it! Great ASMR from it too!

[@georgie7855]

Omg I'm obsessed! Please make a part 2!❤️❤️❤️

[@BakedArchive]

Amazing work! Love the acting and the flowers!!

[@taylort8133]

They moved here from Canada and they talk weird 😂😂 love it.

[@taylort8133]

The way you say nudist so scandalously is my favorite thing. I want to make it my text tone

[@kaseybryant_]

This is so fun + relaxing. Very creative. Thank you!

[@carolmoreno75]

LOL lead paint for teething that is so hilarious I love you Mary you're awesome I just love the 1940s gossipy lady

[@taylorwright9445]

I absolutely love you!! Your humor and charm ❤️

[@sierramiller9102]

I love this, you should totally make one where this character talks to people about what’s going through the grape vine after the party

[@sharonbrickell8135]

Just discovered this in 2022. She reminds me of the Carol Burnett, Family skits. So talented. Much better than anything on Netflix.