ASMR A̶l̶i̶e̶n̶ Real Human Medical Expert Patches You Up (Head Wound)

[@yumihimeko3344]

"i have seen all things because i am experienced" me at a job interview

[@shadowsoulless6227]

Yup "I have been alive there for I know the things" The best point of my resumes

[@SkellGoat]

Plot twist she is a real human but you think she’s a alien cause of the head wound

[@RenardoSilvao]

yass

[@nightmarestale1051]

I like to imagine the second she asked her patient what blood was, the human just thought 'Yeah this is 100% an alien, but if they didn't do enough research to know about blood, they definitely wont ask about insurance or payment, so hell yeah I'm staying!'

[@alexia3552]

Nothing hurts worse than that bill

[@KNRK379]

💀💀💀

[@williambarret-mead9773]

thats why im glad im from the uk

[@Noivern87]

​@@alexia3552 murica moment

[@MetricCosmos]

@@Noivern87 imagine not living in a socialist hellscape (I live in Canada please save me)

[@sydneytalks4254]

In their defense, being told I am pregnant when that has absolutely nothing to do with the situation at hand is exactly what I would expect from the American health care system. So theyre definitely a human doctor

[@shadowsoulless6227]

Let me tell you, women can't get any dang medical treatment in America without at least being asked 15 times if they're freaking pregnant and having to provide a urine sample.... The day after I got in a car accident I went to go get my shoulder checked out because it was sore, do you know what they asked me a whole bunch of times? If I was freaking pregnant or if I could be pregnant and they just kept harping on that.... I AM HERE FOR SHOULDER PAIN. Eventually after I had been asked that question several times I'm like "can you get pregnant without having sex?" The nurse looked at me confused and said no then I told her "okay well unless I'm the Virgin Mary I'm not pregnant" 😑

[@allarounddisaster]

Honestly, health care as a woman is loony. I was called to come into my doctors office in person during C0VID, when they were only doing telephone. I was having severe obsessive thoughts and delusions that I was sick and could not eat, or bad things would happen. At one point, it was so extreme I ate like 2 pieces of toast over a period of 4 days. Tell the doctor everything while sobbing, and get referred for a psych eval after he told me he wanted to see me in person to see if I had to be admitted to the ward. Psych eval had to be split up into two separate 2 hour appointments because I had so much going on. I go to the second appointment, and they throw my file at me, and ask why I would lie about everything. I looked, and the doctor only wrote I was concerned I was pregnant. I mentioned pregnancy ONCE during the initial appointment, because I said it's also an obsessive fear of mine, but that I'm a virgin, on 99.99% effective birth control, and took a test so I'm not worried about that. Luckily, my mom was with me and literally SHOUTED at that team of psychiatrists while all I could do was cry. It makes so mad to this day, I wish I had reported BOTH of them. RIDICULOUS. I luckily have a phenomenal care team now, am on meds, and in therapy so I'm doing better. But yeah, it's a joke.

[@Rose-ghostsnflowers]

​@allarounddisaster the health care system is a joke when it comes to women. I am so, genuinely, angry about it.

[@allarounddisaster]

@Rose-ghostsnflowers I understand how you feel. It's aggravating at the best of times, and enough to make you seethe at the worst. The best thing you can do is learn how to be loud. Ask for written denials of tests, question why, ask how they want you to manage what's currently wrong and what *they* will do if that doesn't work. Never stop any of those. Just keep repeating and repeating. I can't guarantee it will work all the time, nor that it won't make you more aggravated. But never be complacent with what they tell you. Make noise, be your own advocate if you have no one. That's how I finally got diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder. I wish you luck on the journey up ahead, friend. And better luck in this screwed up system.

[@emilyb.8219]

​@@allarounddisasterI'm so sorry you were treated that way, it's horrible how many people (usually women) are abused by the system that's supposed to take care of their health, not worsen it

[@dawnbreakerASMR]

"Hello fellow humans, today is a good day for breathing oxygen isn't it?"

[@slb797]

“Particularly as we only have two lungs and one heart, my fellow human!”

[@Charloothowler]

“It is the best of days to breathe the oxygen which we human beings of flesh require to live, yes.

[@RenardoSilvao]

yes

[@dogmeat7582]

Nice day for breathing, innit? Hu ha!

[@CopyNinjaJay]

"Yes, and absorbing water through our oral cavity 👽"

[@foamieee]

“You are pregnant” I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO REPLAY THAT LIKE THREE TIMES TO MAKE SURE I HEARD RIGHT 😭😭😭

[@AzguardMike]

its funny because last year i had a naval infection and the nurse said i was pregnant. Im a 34 year old man. She sent me off for a ultra sound. The Doc took one look at me, genuinely west "fuck sake." and asked "hey im gonna be blunt, were you always a guy?" Told him i was, he looked at my naval and said it was an infection and used a nitrogen stick to freeze burn it on the spot. He was not amused that the nurses never once asked that. So this has given me serious deja'vu

[@foamieee]

@@AzguardMike Are you serious oh my god 😭 that is actually hilarious how does that even happen 😭😭

[@derrickmclain4498]

​@@foamieeeAssumptions and pc

[@tiaralcu]

​@@AzguardMike just so you know...absolutely no matter what u are getting a check-up for as a woman (even when completely unrelated) they will ALWAYS suspect a pregnancy right away so you're actually lucky that this only happened to you once

[@shadowsoulless6227]

Me who just had my tubes taken out 2 weeks ago and had an ultrasound yesterday, and I'm also a virgin. "Well I guess I harbor the second coming of Jesus because that is the only explanation" LOL

[@probablynotafern]

I love how the training tapes are medical drama series😂😂

[@mohamedninja85]

Same me too

[@pixselious]

“Anatomy of the Grey” lmao

[@jpoeng]

“Scrubs” 😆😆

[@SpoiltLittlePrincess]

I wonder if she's also watched Who the Doctor? The UK's longest drama of doctors!

[@RenardoSilvao]

same me too xD

[@limuASMR]

as someone who deals with doctors a lot., the " Do you feel like I know more and am withholding information?... Good." HAD ME CACKLING

[@LightingtheDraghog]

Head-canon: The patient is the same person as “not cow”. After finally coming home, they went for a nice bike ride, got hit and ran into another alien

[@ZoeHerron-hf7zt]

Oh my, their cursed.

[@Archdevil_Firkraag]

@@ZoeHerron-hf7zt*They’re

[@RMS-Titanic-ge5vc]

@@Archdevil_FirkraagWOW? DO YOU WANT S GOLD STAR FOR THIS?

[@log9357]

i love this head-canon lmao

[@Alidolado]

I LOVE THIS HEADCANON that's why we are staying we're used to it

[@darealps1hagrid]

Using house as a training tape, i can just imagine the conversations like "interesting...do you have hair in your special place?"

[@mylife-23]

😭 all I think of when I hear house is that one asexuality episode that acted like it was a disorder 😭😭😭😭😭

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

@@mylife-23yes, the reason i dislike the show because seriously wtf was that episode

[@shadowsoulless6227]

​@@mylife-23 I mean it depends on the definition of disorder. I'm not insulting asexuals I fit into the category myself. But asexuality can be caused by hormonal imbalances which are in fact a disorder so it depends on if you are just inclined to be asexual through your brain patterns that were influenced by your genetics or if you're asexual from trauma or if it is in fact a hormonal imbalance which is a medical condition. I've heard of people getting treatment for their hormonal issues and then they were no longer a sexual, I've known people that went to therapy and they were no longer asexual, so it depends where the asexuality comes from. I've not seen the episode so I have no idea how they framed it. I'm just saying it does depend on the circumstance on how it is defined.

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

@@shadowsoulless6227 it was framed as though it’s a disorder no matter what and that the people needed to be “fixed” because they couldn’t possibly be happy together without sex. I am also asexual and understand that some people may be ace because of trauma or other things but that’s no excuse for the show to treat it the way it did. Happy healthy relationships without sex exist and there’s nothing inherently wrong with them. Btw I’m annoyed at the show, not you. Hopefully that’s clear lol.

[@mylife-23]

@@statementofjoespooky1660 perfectly summed up 🙌🌻🫶

[@GilbertTheWeird]

This isn't Doctor House, this is Doctor Bill Ding.

[@alexia3552]

LMAO took me a second get it

[@cherryheights]

Doctor A. Bode Doctor Cara Vann Doctor Duu Plex Doctor Apar Tement

[@zapadap1328]

Doctor Lee Vin Space

[@shadowsoulless6227]

That sounds like one of those really old Asian name jokes like "sum ting Wong"

[@tiredplaguedoctor]

nice

[@The_Internet_Person]

This is totally a human, definitely not an alien in disguise no way

[@domezasrekh3775]

Listener is also an alien pretending to be totally human 😂

[@RenardoSilvao]

yeps

[@shadowsoulless6227]

My gynecologist's hair is purple so believable

[@prettykitty39]

"Are you sure you are not pregnant?" An actual back and forth convo I once had for 5 mintures with a doctor who was trying to get me to take a test before an x-ray even tho I kept stating I was 100% positive I was not. So already I think the alien is doing a great job.

[@davorzdralo8000]

To be honest, better safe than sorry. I had a cousin who was dumb enough to not mention she was pregnant to her doc, and got a therapy that can cause defects in the fetus. Doc lost his mind when he found out, took her off pills, and recommended abortion. She decided to keep it and spent the next 6 months fearing the outcome and stressing about it. Fortunately there were no problems in the end, but it was a lot of unnecessary stress.

[@Rosietea]

​​if they arent sexually active this would be a pretty decent reason to know you are 100% not progenante 🎉 but they mightve not wanted to state that explicitly 😅 @@davorzdralo8000

[@cilantroisbetterthanparsley]

No, not better "safe than sorry". Better safe than sorry means asking the patient if she's pregnant. If it's a no, and a no to the question if she wants a baby, then no test. Forcing all women to take a pregnancy test is super demeaning. Not to mention the biggest problem: these misogynistic doctors refusing tests for women because they don't believe they're not pregnant. "Actually I won't give you a test/treatment for your debilitating illness because you have the ability of getting pregnant. That ability makes you inferior and unworthy of treatment." Doctors SVCK. Don't waste any time with a pr¡ck like that and immediately move on to the next.

[@davorzdralo8000]

@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley this is what modern day feminism looks like. "Doctors are evil and hate womiiiin".

[@heliosfromacrossastar878]

So glad to finally see another human after debating with these aliens that I am in fact, neither cow nor chicken. Honestly? Relieved to be in the hands of a professional, one with the uttermost understanding of my anatomy.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I mean at least this one finally recognizes you're a human

[@allarounddisaster]

This comment has me dying 😭

[@literallyaghost]

uddermost 🐮

[@Elliot-si5st]

@@allarounddisastera

[@Faye_Fables]

she takes up a new personality and style every video. ICONIC

[@RenardoSilvao]

agreed

[@TheMeanMongoose]

Tbh I'm just glad to be seen by a doctor at all. She's trying her best.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

When Americans with no insurance desperately need to see a doctor so they go to some questionable clinic on a back road outside of town.....

[@RenardoSilvao]

so funny

[@Princesskyloren]

"I've never seen anything like it" im just picturing i have a tiny cut on my forehead

[@cosmodusty]

5:27 this caught me so off-guard that i forgot what sound a dog makes. maybe my brains ARE leaking out of my head.

[@RenardoSilvao]

lmao

[@RenardoSilvao]

fr

[@JohnnyThief1]

Finally a fellow human that does normal human things. Lets enjoy ourselfs by having a human talking session

[@chuckb8514]

Anatomy of the Gray.😂 I will never forgive the character assassination of Alex.

[@RenardoSilvao]

why

[@chuckb8514]

@@RenardoSilvao the way he was written off the show, cheated on joe and went back to Izzy.

[@Rosietea]

​@@chuckb8514fffff I had forgotten and stopped thinking about them destroying Alex and now I'm mad all over 😂

[@HardcoreRex]

I’ve gotta trust Amy here! She IS a real human after all

[@RenardoSilvao]

obviously

[@Matthew-li7we]

At this point I would just be assuming that the fall I took was a lot harder and did A LOT MORE damage than I think, and thus assume I am hallucinating.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I mean I was anemic for a good chunk of my life which caused me to have hallucinations so you know lol

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

@@shadowsoulless6227Uh. That’s extraordinarily anemic dang.

[@mikaylafrancis6036]

Plot twist: The patient actually takes the odd behaviour as the doctor having a wild sense of humour and loved the visit, requesting them to be their GP.

[@BryunoG04]

GP?

[@mikaylafrancis6036]

@BryunoG04 general practitioner We shorten it to GP in Australia

[@Setuaro]

"You might want to sit down... Oh you are already sitting down" Ma'am... This is my bedroom, please leave.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I am laying in my bed how did you get in here My door is locked and I live on the third floor.

[@blakeverdon4492]

How did you get in here? My door and window are still closed and locked, and the other window doesn't even open! For god's sake, my dog is sitting right there watching all this! Why did he not bark or alert me?!

[@killeranimatronic5448]

@@blakeverdon4492 Dog:that aint my buisines

[@Tsukaiyo]

Not nearly enough sexual comments for someone who thinks Greys Anatomy and House are medical training videos, lol. This is really great! Thanks!

[@RenardoSilvao]

what

[@Tsukaiyo]

@@RenardoSilvao House consistently makes sexual comments about his colleagues, and, well... Grey's Anatomy is like 50% medicine, 50% sex

[@RenardoSilvao]

@@Tsukaiyo that sounds bad, guess im not watching that show

[@N3mesis17]

wtf

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@RenardoSilvao House is great. Gray's Anatomy... if you *like* needless amounts of non-medical related drama in your medical drama then you'll probably like it.

[@wfox4418]

I read once that Scrubs is considered one of the most accurate to life medical shows ever made. As far as the actual medical science etc.

[@cigarette_ahegao]

and then there’s House

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

@@cigarette_ahegaoHouse is a dark comedy set in a hospital. Not really a medical drama. 😂

[@cigarette_ahegao]

@@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356 just like a real hospital

[@AliaEvera]

The genuine joy on her face when she congratulated us on being pregnant 😭😂😂

[@ghostiezoja]

QUOTING THE HOUSE RAT BITES MEME IS SO FUNNY IM OBSESSED

[@kimmckernie6598]

My husband was hospitalized back in January for a busted artery in his nose resulting in a never-ending four day nose-bleed and a blood transfusion. The ER doctor was genuinely more alien than this 💀 he told my husband not to not get blood on him

[@jamie5092]

not to get blood on your husband or on the ER doc? regardless that’s crazy 😭

[@kimmckernie6598]

@@jamie5092 on the ER doc! I was speechless. Like sir, find a new profession pls 😭

[@pebbleyt1357]

As someone who has a huge phobia of blood due to childhood nosebleeds, if i was in your husbands situation i think the phobia of blood wouldve caused more damage to me than the blood loss😂 Hope hes alright now tho

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

Like I understand the concern, blood can carry horrible diseases. But it is probably on the doctor here to wear arm length gloves, a smock and a splash shield, not on the patient who is *actively trying to bleed out through their nose*. 😂

[@audreymotte9150]

it’s giving “resident alien” and i love it

[@Misseh88]

That's the first thing I thought of too! So funny

[@itsjustmeofficial]

Yesss I love that show

[@rubikfan1]

11:50 well actualy human stapler does exist. Although its a bit different than a regular office stapler. And as far as i know(and i am no dr) its only used when time is limit, like you are lossing blood fast.

[@ps4nowwoot972]

From what I gather, they are only really used for internal stuff, as stitching is easier for the skin, but you can exactly Stitch someone's lung

[@StevieMcKenna10]

I was supposed to have staples on my incision on my stomach when I was a baby and apparently they had ran out, glued me up instead 😭

[@xxmephxx]

My brother had a big cut on top of his head, and it got stapled back together. But this was at a local urgent clinic, not a real doctor or hospital, so it might not be common practice 😂

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@xxmephxx It's a pretty common practice. Urgent Cares/Clinics are run by doctors, unless you just mean like, a general practitioner or something.

[@diphylla8106]

True sign of a real doctor when they blow in their gloves to put them on xD

[@HaymakerTheBigBull]

Oh wow, this is really, good, the blue hair really stands out!

[@pipp972]

Not as an alien, I hope.

[@RenardoSilvao]

agreed, it looks nice

[@b.f.2461]

I’d love a wig like that! Blue is my colour.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Can’t believe anyone would doubt this doctor being a human

[@limuASMR]

ikr its so obvious

[@charlieparkerrr]

I’ve always wondered how aliens would fair as doctors if all all their training was from watching House MD

[@Kikkatar.]

Honestly the glove difficulty is just an absolute mood! 😂

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I work in the medical field and one of the worst things that can just absolutely ruin your mood for a good 5 minutes is putting on hand sanitizer and not giving your hands enough time to dry before trying to put on gloves.... It's absolutely horrible.

[@marym7757]

​@shadowsoulless6227 right! Especially when you're responding to a rapid or code and just foam in and grab gloves but they don't want to glove because the stupid hands are still wet, but ya know... code so you're trying to act like you're good. 😂

[@daughterofares10239]

"Congratulations on increasing your brood" 😂😂😂😂

[@Art-With-Me-UNITY]

The rain in the background made everything so much better, I’m so happy I’m a healthy not cow!

[@thebishna]

I always smile when I get your notifications. My brain has been trying to enter a winter mode so I haven't had as much energy for fun comments lately, but I have been so grateful for your videos. The artist in love with their work, the goopy madness, and the quirky girl going through her Dragon Age era have been favorites for me recently (the first dragon age is one of my favorite RPGs ever) Thanks so much for all the work, creativity and soul you put into what you do 💚

[@RenardoSilvao]

same

[@RenardoSilvao]

fr

[@davorzdralo8000]

Winter mode? It's so hot here fucking pavement is melting.

[@thebishna]

@@davorzdralo8000 a big sad time. I call it winter in my brain sometimes. It's definitely summer where I am but my brain tells me to stay inside and hibernate

[@TrueFreedom4kindness]

the sudden look at 1:47 took me out for some reason LMFAO

[@carlycampbell96]

I love the rain sounds in the back

[@beebsstuffhub]

Idk what I thought she was going to say, but me being PREGNANT as a diagnosis was not on my guess list 😭😭

[@cherryheights]

If I had a nickel for everytime an ASMRtist made a video inspired by the "more mouse bites" House meme, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice

[@AmyKayASMR]

Wait now I must know who else made one???? Who else has my taste in memes??

[@RenardoSilvao]

what

[@RenardoSilvao]

interesting though

[@davorzdralo8000]

Yes, who else? 😅

[@Rosietea]

😂 we need to know the other asmrtist! @cherryheights come back!

[@Pan-Furry]

The queen of asmr has posted!

[@RenardoSilvao]

yippie

[@niavonnie5938]

please tell me there’s more to one part to this. i LOVE this character so much she’s hilarious

[@Binglebongle06]

the struggling with the gloves is so real definitely 100% human

[@akko0]

you know, i usually get kinda stressed when i'm watching an asmr video and they take too long opening something but it was done in such a charming way here, i loved it lmao

[@jenc289]

I absolutely adored this 😂😂❤ The glove bit at the beginning 😂😂

[@olympiaoshiadahail9216]

The lore implications of these aliens possibly not having brains like ours or blood in spite of being--or appearing--humanoid. Are they somehow able to adopt shapes EXTREMELY foreign to them, and in their "true" forms are...radically different? Or in spite of a broadly humanoid structure, do they somehow have no blood analogue or a brain similar to ours? I NEED THE LORE

[@Rosietea]

😂 turns out the aliens secretly a crystal gem or something

[@xxmephxx]

Aliens with no blood is really making me think. Like, do they not require oxygen? Do they not have cells that use oxygen to create energy....? Has Amy unlocked photosynthesis??

[@talliaconner-flores5763]

Finally, a doctor who understands the importance of waiting for dramatic effect!

[@bebelattes]

i was holding it together until the 'we must free it from its shell' moment. an absolute icon

[@moony-666]

🫵🏻🧝🏼‍♀️ “Your brain is leaking from your skull there”

[@paroxysm8588]

I could watch a whole series of just this character working different jobs to further study the humans. She's hilarious 😂💙

[@Clyde-S-Wilcox]

These Earth creatures are certainly very perplexing.

[@RenardoSilvao]

ikr

[@celibaelba]

i really enjoy u putting in layered soundsss ♥️♥️♥️ this wasn’t here before and it just pushes the quality from 100% to 200%

[@beal728]

I think this is the one and only time that someone on the internet has gotten me to meow or bark

[@K1ngCharles25]

"Bark like a dog." Pull up a pic of Dua Lipa and I'll sound like a dog choir 🐶🎶

[@maorxboxlive4891]

Got that ishowspeed rizz

[@Desert_Rose_]

This doctor is very knowledgeable about human anatomy, I feel safe in their capable hands ❤

[@AKURIAKIRA]

“I am ready 😏😒👐🤲🤝👏👊👊👊🫷🫳👋” took me out

[@michaelnewton5873]

You and Musing Mira would be a wonderful collab.

[@Antare5]

"Humans have long wheels" had me in stitches.

[@ripxdoc]

heck i am so happy to see you always!! thanks Amy

[@RenardoSilvao]

yep

[@LinnieS0delulu]

This is the most human video in the multiverse! Best *HUMAN* doctor ever 👍

[@thegreatorca]

How - how do you get through these without laughing? I couldn't even make it past you trying to put on the gloves, oh my god. Thank you so much for sharing your humour, cleverness, and top-notch asmr with us~

[@JackoFlacko]

Amy, I really appreciate the amount of work you put into your videos! I feel like every upload you deliver something completely new, and it tops the previous upload😀 Keep going! 😴

[@jayabee]

I cannot go to sleep to this it's too good. but laughter is relaxing too.

[@bigchungo6443]

So glad to see the house mouse bites post referenced here

[@fraserking4747]

50CCs of mouse bites, stat, doctor! This is how medicine has always worked for us fellow humans, after all! If all else fails, try the medicine drug. I hear it is most effective.

[@lavans5721]

It fixes cases of blood dripping from nose, that is dripping.

[@c0ppersparr0w]

He needs mouse bites to live!

[@cigarette_ahegao]

it might be lupus

[@silviapintus6562]

Well, I heard only stupid people use the medicine drug, actually!

[@amvngi]

this vexes me...

[@Codaburr]

The acting in this 🤌 the makeup 🤌 this video is hilarious 😂 definitely one of my favorites from you!

[@naturesuniverse1]

it’s just always a great day when amy posts

[@DarkDreams948]

Alien: you are not staying? of course.... of course you are not....i am the doctor... This is also every med resident on july 1st lmao

[@600deadmonks6]

this is me as a biological sciences student bullshitting my way through exams

[@akoalabear239]

Why is the totally human doctor face timing with a drunken Barney the dinosaur? Edit: Upon watching again I realize my eyes must have been drunk 😂 Thats clearly a person.

[@tonkya]

i love how creative you are! you never fail to amaze me

[@Alidolado]

"I will examine you from affar while appearing mysteryous" THEY DID WATCH ALL THE VIDEOS!

[@toast82]

I have watched this so many times I love this one. I hope this character comes back!!

[@jiocrestfall]

"anatomy of the grey" killed me XD i pray one day u make a starfire asmr rp

[@haleycain1340]

this is actually just what it feels like as a woman going to a male doctor tbh

[@katstupski340]

i need another one from this expert asap

[@BigSmoochie]

We use those latex gloves in restaurant work, and watching the struggle of trying to get them on is so relatable it hurts! 😂

[@ST4RR10T]

the way i almost dropped my phone when i glanced up from the comments and saw you staring at me in the corner at 1:46 😭

[@remyviv1995]

i'm suprised she's so nice if House was part of her training😊

[@raymondstrayer1699]

Please, Amy Kay ASMR. You are our only hope.... for tingles. 👽 😌 ❤ Well done, and keep up the great videos.

[@RenardoSilvao]

what

[@raymondstrayer1699]

@RenardoSilvao my inner star wars nerd coming out there. It's a reference in the opening she has to star wars. Leia's message in R2D2.

[@RenardoSilvao]

@@raymondstrayer1699 i see thanks for explaining

[@alanabanana9824]

MY FAV SERIES, THANK YOU ❤️❤️

[@shadowsoulless6227]

Me who actually works in the medical field internally screaming "PLEASE GET THIS PERSON TO A REAL HOSPITAL"

[@technicolorsoultheory3924]

The “I cant get wet” “because of my perm, whatever” while fully in a straight wig is hilarious

[@EyeGlassTrainofMind]

So fun fact: a perm can also be straight. It can actually end up looking a lot like the wig (not blue--but definitely straight)!

[@starvingartist3329]

"We need to insert bacteria" this is gonna end with mouse bites huh IT ENDED WITH RAT BITES!!!

[@MrP3anutbutter]

Why is no one talking about how nice the rain is!?

[@newgamer160]

It’s so obvious that she isn’t a doctor because we can read her handwriting

[@itslaura1736]

The "you are pregnant" made me laugh so hard i was NOT expecting that 😭

[@moony-666]

She looks super natural and not at all sporadic and confused while putting on those gloves 😁👍

[@luabaldey]

love your sense of humor

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

The struggle to open the bottle 😭 This poor, poorly disguised alien

[@shay_dawg9]

Thank you for background sounds! 🙏🏻🫶🏻

[@pheonixplayz7994]

idk if this means much cuz anyone can say it but you truly are my FAVORITE asmrist as of right now

[@aronia333]

This is hilarious and relaxing, thank you

[@DylanKallick]

Hey Amy. I appreciate you even when it's frustrating in your sacrifice to improve any ASMR with your high rank expertise of importance and even love to be shared and being yourself in front of all these videos.

[@alfonsobuono86]

0:20 i'm an alien doctor 😮

[@angelofmalice0]

“Food grade hydrogen peroxide… so this is a drink, or refreshments?” That one had me howling because, I’ve had to correct humans who have thought the exact same. It’s not a drink, but you can use it to make food or clean things used in food preparation.

[@johnb7627]

Hope you had a great weekend Amy thank you for the video as always ❤️

[@RenardoSilvao]

hello John

[@RenardoSilvao]

i had a good weekend