[ASMR] A Very Scottish Hearing Exam

[@yheti3584]

If i had your voice/accent, id never stop talking. So damn jealous.

[@thegrand_hallway4892]

ME TOO LIKE OR AN AUSSIE/IRISH/RUSSIAN/NEW YORK ACCENT? I WOULD NEVER SHUT UP

[@nobogel]

@@thegrand_hallway4892 thats a lot of accents

[@TitanCrusher101]

My man is wearing a kilt to a wedding. He’s Scottish alright...

[@ASMRMuzz]

You know it. :-)

[@key7864]

Titan Raps if youre Scottish and don’t come to a wedding in a kilt you’re not Scottish ahahaha... my auntie had a wedding in Brighton England and I went over there strutting my stuff singin the flower of Scotland

[@Ryanzusa]

My uncle is american but he had his wedding while wearing a kilt

[@gta5cheats987]

I wore a kilt tae ma aunties wedding and the wind blew it up

[@SoulAmatus]

My date wore one to prom... he’s not from Scotland.

[@AliaEvera]

A scottish accent makes a person instantly 60 percent more attractive to me

[@ASMRMuzz]

😊😊😊

[@iambebe7131]

I agree

[@geckohunter123]

Preach!

[@vielplaysdagames2298]

U should watch outlander if you haven’t I feel you would enjoy it from this comment

[@michelethompson7300]

100%

[@envyrem]

Me before I clicked: but how Scottish can it really be Me 2 seconds after seeing his outfit: I am a fool

[@KarIiah]

3 years later and this comment still makes me laugh whenever I decide to rewatch the video.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Haha! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@envyrem]

@@ASMRMuzz i entirely forgot about this comment! happy 3 years lol

[@burberrymaraj1372]

You “kilt” it

[@magesticcrab2164]

Gosh dang this pun made my day.

[@ripvanwinkle2021]

That kilt is the manliest and most Scottish thing I've seen today, you'll be the life of the party at that wedding

[@seminemouchi1632]

FER FOOKS SEEEK

[@GemBob123]

Never thought I could feel so relaxed with someone calling me a numpty 😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

hehe! Ya wee Numpty.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@pho3nixpls552]

Did you call me numpty? Yes. Did I get tingles? Yes.

[@tuolumnemeadows2621]

Yea, a Scottish dude can whisper to me all day long and I’d have no problem with that.

[@overrated3237]

This makes me unbelievably happy, and so proud to be Scottish! 😂😂 Definitely earned a subscriber.

[@zoyo8903]

Dude I would love it if you did a Ser Davos Seaworth roleplay.

[@Ryanzusa]

Why did i immediately think of John Paul Jones after reading this?

[@jasonmcleod8914]

"...your last name... that the usual spelling? Gotcha. That's a good Scottish name." Farkin right it is! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘

[@ASMRMuzz]

Magic Mc 🌥

[@alexiliffe7024]

I mean... my name’s Iliffe. Nobody usually kens how to spell it, probably because it’s Viking 😂

[@atticgaming30]

"Scottish name" MY NAMED IS JUAN

[@Amysbiblereads]

Attic gaming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

Aye, in Scotland we pronounce it the same, but spell it 'WAN', which in Glasgow means 'One'. Good Scottish name. Well done.

[@grannpa]

I'm Russian and when my English teacher tells me that my pronunciation is bad, I tell her that I just have a Scottish accent. I love your channel, Scotland are so cool!!! ♡

[@Li_Tobler]

Я бы не обманывалась так уж, шотладский акцент в разы поприятнее будет)

[@figster8240]

Good stuff brother. I haven't gotten the tingles in a long time. Not only that, but, I'm a U.S.combat vet who has trouble relaxing and falling asleep and you helped me with both. I replayed you a few times over. Thanks again sir. Greetings from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania USA

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thanks so much for your comment! I'm so glad the vid helped you out!

[@asdfasdfg9278]

Thank you for your service. I know y'all don't hear it enough

[@m00ndweller]

I’ve been watching ASMR since the dawn of it on KZbin, and never have I ever been called a bawbag and gotten tingles from it. Well done, sir. You’ve been the first 😂

[@clairespinks2953]

How on earth did you manage to get me to sleep??? I'm (temporarily suffering from alcohol withdrawal & anorexic recovery stomach cramps) I haven't slept in days. But I put on my headphones, listened to you, & snored on the sofa for 2 hours!!!! Ty 🤗🤗🤗

[@ASMRMuzz]

Sorry to hear you are feelign so bad, I'm really glad this was able to help a wee bit. :-)

[@tsarinaromanov2641]

I just... Thank God for Outlander... I've been in love with Scottish accents for 17 years! NOW they're getting popular!!!

[@WestLakeAngel]

Why do I get the feeling a lot of Scottish people would be laughing at this? You’re hilarious, Muzz.

[@user-no1mx3xb7x]

West Lake Angel I was and I’m Scottish 😂

[@WestLakeAngel]

Chloe Mclaren Haha! Glad to hear it! 😂

[@evelynskolimowski9272]

I will listen to this in its entirety later when I have a chance but I burst out laughing and lovingly when I saw you were dressed in a kilt. Mad props for authenticity

[@ASMRMuzz]

😝😝😊

[@pixelslick_old4057]

im from scotland and this is hilarious

[@sarahnova1567]

Middle of the day, but oh well, time for a nap.

[@onlyychino]

i searched up Scottish asmr and this was the first vid to pop up. safe to say ima sleep well tonight. your voice is perfect and so soothing!

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you! That is very kind. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

[@TippyTappyASMR]

HE'S BACK YAAAASSSSS!!! 👌🙏🎉 *I'm shouting because my ears haven't been fixed by Muzz yet* 😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

Cheers Tippy! STOP SHOUTING YOUR EARS ARE FINE. (I think)

[@austinpoop]

Don’t ever say “yas” or you will be put on death row

[@RealEstateASMR]

“I’m going to say some Scottish words. They are insults” Me: omg please say Sassenach with that accent! Lol (any other outlander fans out there??) Alas it was not to be. Still a super relaxing video! Thank you!!

[@Liv-eb9yv]

Storytime ASMR Huge Outlander fan here!!! Had to find some good Scottish ASMR

[@Sannsat]

Yes!! I love the older days. I got my parents to be obsessed with TV shows in that genre too. Cant wait for next Outlander season. I really wanna visit Scotland sometime, love the history. Want it even more after seeing the show haha

[@kirstin3627]

I'm ashamed. After watching them again I had to see if there was a Scottish accented man doing ASMR. I was not disappointed 😂🤷‍♀️👍

[@Jayderica]

Storytime ASMR My Dad always used to call my mum “Sassenach” When I was a kid 😂

[@hiraethsolo_ASMR]

I know i'm a bit late replying to this comment but yes, I love that show =

[@iiiLeGeNdZzZ]

It’s always great discovering more Scottish ASMR. Great video and hilarious too. Love our culture, proud Glaswegian:) some of these words are absolute belters haha

[@Blalyn]

At the 'Sorry about that' in the beginning you sounded EXACTLY like Brynjolf from Skyrim!

[@itsCassiexx]

I haven’t gotten tingles from asmr in a while but your voice is so soothing and definitely worked! Thanks for posting !!

[@rodrigodias4328]

I lived in Aberdeen in 2012. I love your accent. Cheers from Brazil.

[@chloebrown5856]

5:09 - when ur maw is dain yer heed in hahahaha

[@poitfhluran9237]

lmao

[@marketchatter5436]

Literally my favorite channel no cap

[@stevenandbobthedog]

Absolutely fantastic man, tons of tingles with the Scottish insults part!

[@GemBob123]

Popped this on earlier for my Easter nap but I fell asleep midway through. Back again for the tingles.

[@WeeAmz98]

This is the funniest ASMR ever😂 when you hit out with "Bawbag" I almost choked hahaha! I'm from Glasgow so it's just hilarious to me to see someone say words in a video I use in everyday sentences 😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

Hahaha! I'm glad you liked it. It was hard to keep a straight face, especially with Jobby Nozzle.

[@CodyJBriscoe]

Aww yeah a new Muzz video! Such an underrated channel.

[@LilibetteASMR]

Agreed :3

[@Liv-eb9yv]

Also, I love all the beard scratching/rubbing sounds... I don’t think I ever heard that before in ASMR but that was super relaxing paired with the hand movements

[@MoonrakerASMR]

Came for the accent, stayed for the kilt, subscribed for the bawbag 😂👌

[@ASMRMuzz]

Haha, thank you! I love this! 😂😂

[@MoonrakerASMR]

@@ASMRMuzz I wasn't sure if my ears were deceiving me the first time I heard it! But no, the comments confirmed it 😂 in all seriousness, voice and accent combo is a dream 😍

[@TheDevinMT]

*Finishes Phonecall, Teleports in front of you* "Time for some Personnel attention, kid"

[@kayiscurrentlytired6943]

As a Scottish person, this is good. This makes me happy...

[@robynouellette9262]

Two videos in one week?! How lucky are we? Thank you for another winner, Muzz. ♥️

[@ASMRMuzz]

😊

[@Evan-kr8hs]

Always happy to see when you upload, can’t wait to listen to this tonight!

[@niamhmcp7548]

I am Scottish and I am pishing myself I was not expecting to be called a bawbag at 3am on a Wednesday pahahah

[@ASMRMuzz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theswisswereright]

Oh, what a voice! Okay, I am subscribed and will definitely be listening to your existing videos.

[@Amysbiblereads]

Jesus take the wheel I can’t deal with all this Scottish overload 😍👌 bloody love it!!!!!

[@jeng9927]

When you can’t quite relax because you’re too busy giggling. ❤️

[@TaeSunWoo]

(looks at thumbnail) IS MY DUDE WEARING A KILT

[@ASMRMuzz]

Aye!

[@BooksBeforeAll]

Is it just me or does accented ASMR just up the tingles by 1000%?! Scottish accents = my number 1 weakness, sir. Therefore, I am now subbed. 😄🧡

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you!! ☺☺

[@kendallgraysenthomson3311]

Absolutely brilliant! I could listen to you all day

[@jordanmcminn9726]

I’m from paisley, and see when you said “bawbag”, I went from a sleepy state to pissing myself laughing, cheers man!!!

[@ASMRMuzz]

Not sire if that's a good thing or no, but im glad ye like it haha

[@theasmith6288]

I had a right wee giggle to this, what a great idea. I’m sure my fellow Scots can agree

[@Adonis8369]

“Studies have shown the human brain is pretty amazing” no,no just leave it there and make it an inspirational quote

[@queenofbuttercream]

Scottish and ASMR... And I'm done, I've been taken out, officially 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shanec8899]

One of my absolute favs so relaxing ❤️❤️❤️❤️ You'd make an excellent doctor perfect tingles soothing bed side manner :) And funny obviously 😊

[@Kaiser-wi6uk]

Best ASMR channal to date! Thank you for the tingles Muzz. Always brightens my day when I see your videos! :D

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you so much!

[@graham3490]

this is great I just found your videos! subscribed can’t wait for more. SO RELAXING and such a natural roleplay!!

[@graham3490]

obscured words is an amazing trigger I’ve never seen anyone do that!! You have limitless potential here and might be a new favorite

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you so much!

[@TheHutchhickersGuide]

Where's Malcolm Tucker when we need him? lol

[@WhisperHub]

Baw bag?!?! Lmao, love it!

[@FJS.22.]

Fifer 😂 hear they’ve got webbed toes down there... haven’t heard most of these since being in school so had a bit of a laugh through this

[@Frankenzebra]

Fife must be Scotland's equivalent of the Isle of sheppey down south 😂 they have extra toes over there

[@SleepingWayASMR]

😌 The white noise with your voice, This is pure bliss. I almost forgot where I was 😆. Thank you for this video! Lots of tingles and I am so relaxed 😊.

[@chloebrown5856]

Rewatched this and only now clocked your last word, must have fallen asleep before 🤣

[@calliopewhispersASMR]

Much needed video for sleeping tonight 😊 thanks Muzz!

[@William_Rivera_X]

I turned on the auto English generated captions .... very interesting words displayed

[@izzy1933]

This is the first video of yours I've seen and it's brill! Defo will subscribe And my name *is* spelled the Scottish way it's all very fitting

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you so much!

[@tonytone9837]

Kilt to a wedding is a fucking power move

[@ASMRMuzz]

100%

[@chrisnam1603]

@@ASMRMuzz yes, my partner his brother wanted all his family members (male) in kilt, its real!:) (on the photos their faces were a bit -im so feeling weird in this- :)

[@AnimatedASMR]

Not even ten seconds in and I hit the subscribe button. I look forward to seeing more of your work.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you so much!!

[@Alberts_Stuff]

Yooooo, when you finished that call and spoke to the camera.... Silky dulcet tones my friend 👍🏻 *wipes dribble off chin*

[@EphyPinkman]

I'm stuck in this man's asmr channel man he has a dangerously perfect scotsman👌😭

[@bethan5873]

Straight away with the Bawbag.. I was dying! Jobbie Nozzle 😂 I couldn't stop laughing! Baw-Heid 😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. It was quite difficult to hold a straight face!

[@bethan5873]

@@ASMRMuzz I live on the England / Scotland border.. Carlisle.. and I say these insults sometimes.. so it was brilliant to hear them in an ASMR video by you! Thank you for the tingles 💖

[@Faboulsfabouls]

I'm quite confused what do they mean?

[@Faboulsfabouls]

Nevermind I googled them 😂

[@airitindeparrotin6018]

Muzz:... to make sure you aren't doing any lip reading... Me knowing that the Scots pronounce words mostly with their tongue, the work being done inside the mouth rather than outside especially compared to other accents:... I dont think that'll be a problem, good sir XD

[@therealslimshady567]

Every person in Scotland sounds and looks like this man and you cannot convince me otherwise

[@ASMRMuzz]

It's true

[@MrPinguv]

PLEASE I need a list of this words. I couldn’t understand any of them by myself lol

[@radio80slike]

Perfect voice and whispers! I'm glad to meet you👏👏👏👏

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you!!

[@swolecole9958]

I thought i was tripping thinking you were Tom Hanks

[@norahdominguez3929]

I love your voice omggg and that accent , put me right to sleep 😴 💤

[@ASMRMuzz]

😊😊

[@whaat01]

Hahahhaa love this 😂😂 being scottish and knowing all these words is the best! This has proper cheered me up!

[@ASMRMuzz]

haha! I knew someone would appreciate that aspect of the vid. :-)

[@juannabanana]

Don't think my hearing is quite fixed. I think I need another appointment or two to make sure.

[@katyray241]

"it's a bit unconventional, want to try it?" Me, an english: Aye g'won

[@shmeepea]

I am absolutely howling at you trying to keep a straight face saying 'bawbag' bahahahahaa amazing. This was pure relaxing although I laughed a lot. Hello from Glasgow! Xx

[@ASMRMuzz]

Haha, I'm glad you got a laugh out of it!! 'mon the Scots!

[@droxx8547]

I just discovered you... and I’m subbing Love the Scott accent mate

[@katarinaroman8392]

I just found your channel. I'm in love!! All my romance novels take place in Scotland. I love your outfit, its such a unique and beautiful culture. I want to visit Scotland someday, I've heard that there is nothing in the world like the highlands.

[@ASMRMuzz]

☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@QuentinKarentino]

Needs a part two and more imo

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

ASMR Muzz: "Nice Scottish name ya got there." Me: Uhhh, my last name is Swiss-German. X-P

[@rubensindoavalo3221]

Always glad to see you!

[@sweetpeaon3]

Ooh my goodness, this was a lovely video! I didn't even realize you had a kilt on until I read a comment mentioning it lol, it looks great on you! :P

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thank you Sweetpea!

[@graham3490]

the tunic kills me to this day

[@ASMRMuzz]

Kills you in a good way or?

[@georgeyoung7433]

Hi Muzz, me and my friend are big fans of your content. In a few weeks we have exams and were wondering if it would possible to make an exam preparation video. Thanks 😊👍

[@ASMRMuzz]

Thanks for the request, I can't promise anything, but maybe I can do a sort of exam pep talk or something? let me think.

[@enlightenedmcgee]

Scottish accents are my favorite. Most gorgeous accent on the planet. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍♥️

[@ASMRMuzz]

Oh wow, that's good to hear! Thank you.

[@enlightenedmcgee]

@@ASMRMuzz most certainly. So, do you take requests? 😁😁😁

[@ASMRMuzz]

Requests? Sure. Can't guarantee I'll do it, but sure.

[@corvidae6773]

Well I am going to Scotland this summer, but I promise not to repeat the dodgy words

[@christineg3798]

I lost it at numpty 😂

[@miramyason]

I can’t read the comments or I’ll never go to sleep 😂

[@megangovier6919]

Love the Scottish accent, I'm well jealous!

[@ianlyon6224]

I stay in Vegas have done for 22 years, it’s been soooo long since I’ve heard these insults 😂 btw absolutely criminal you only have 17k subs all the best brother 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ASMRMuzz]

Cheers pal, much appreciated! I love Vegas, canny wait tae go back.

[@ianlyon6224]

@@ASMRMuzz if a see you down the strip al send over a pint, catch yi ma man

[@ASMRMuzz]

@@ianlyon6224 legend!

[@ErenMortel]

You need to do a beard scratching video! I love this

[@ASMRMuzz]

Right here pal, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmTJoaqLq82jfa8

[@trdshowal1463]

I'm obsessed with Scottish accents- Outlander dun' did me.

[@Banlc9010]

First word had me laughing a bit too much 🤣

[@cheryltait6203]

Love the scottish words all words i use daily as a scottish lass lol !!!, love ur cranial nerve video watch that alot hope to c more cranial nerve videos

[@ASMRMuzz]

Aye, I definitely need to make more Cranial Nerve videos for sure!

[@Benjamin-lq8uo]

Actually thought you said ‘ball bag’ the first time 😂😂

[@ASMRMuzz]

I did!

[@EnglishGermanDeutschEnglisch]

He said the "tricky" word first with accent then without accent.

[@hcshare7059]

I play day z with a few aussie and uk lads swear their accents are always putting me to sleep when were out in the field! This scottish accent is pretty great though maybe its because i love david tennant haha