Shoe Fitting for a Gentleman 👞 Meridians ASMR

[@RandomDustBunny]

Wow this popped into my feed in 2024 and I’m blown away seeing River like this! ❤️❤️

[@Stanley-f3u]

Me too

[@Lalunabreeze]

Beautiful

[@RamsesTheStone]

I wish he would upload his luxury hotel roleplay again. That was amazing

[@OliversMom2017]

Gorgeous this way too!! ❤️❤️

[@bethmckey2184]

This is the River I started following!! What a fabulous metamorphosis, the butterfly is magnificent!

[@ToxicallyMasculinelol]

you hear that guys? a gentleman of MY caliber and standing

[@gentlebabarian]

Toxically Masculine XD

[@pewpewbigboy9518]

Hehehehe.

[@darrencagey1418]

You're so silly. River meant ME!

[@000Trauma]

i feel so gentlemanly

[@lindathetford3776]

Hat's off to you good sir!

[@pinkpyjamas-ey6rw]

I rather like this version of River!

[@twizms7362]

"And how are you feeling today" Me:I want to die "Likewise"

[@God-px8ft]

oh shid it's prince charming from Shrek

[@notthatguypal14]

God 2...LMAO

[@vineetpandya3836]

LMAO 🤣

[@IAmDavidHello]

Twizms 😂😂

[@bentschemes1107]

Big mood

[@ajiibshah3760]

Jude Law's softer cousin, Jude Anarchy

[@ajiibshah3760]

What an anarchist

[@Arthur-nc6yp]

He, the quintessence of Anarchy, jud(e)ges his own kinsman

[@lh2738]

Lol

[@nathanhutchinson6198]

Jude Order

[@vatkat3574]

loool

[@disruptthecensor]

This dude could easily talk me into anything

[@bananaz572171]

Even into a timeshare plan??

[@reyligarcia4072]

@@bananaz572171 of course

[@bananaz572171]

@@reyligarcia4072 That's.. that's too much! A timeshare, of all things. Murder is fine, but not a timeshare.

[@reyligarcia4072]

@@bananaz572171 I’d give this man my social security number.

[@avalondreaming1433]

I would go gay and male for this!!

[@ianfahey6170]

River: Strong tendons Me: *feels proud of myself for some reason*

[@ianfahey6170]

Well now im even more proud, same to you obviously!

[@chingading957]

Wow can’t believe this video is over 4 years old. Definitely a classic love your videos

[@nicoraba]

Sometimes the simple english language spoken with the right amount of british accent is really asmr inducing. Bravo.

[@bradacash]

Not a single cut. Brilliant. Beyond just enjoying the video, I'm blown away by this performance. 16 minutes uncut, and I was transported. Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. Made my night.

[@joaoluizsn]

This right here, is high quality acting, im def not exaggerating when i say this was the best acting i ever seen on a ASMR video, very well spoken, perfect choice of tone and words, everything perfectly packed and delivered

[@thisismyname2591]

i crack up a bit each time he says "especially a gentleman of your caliber standing" yep, i'm a half naked, pot smoking, bum.

[@sillysausage2244]

The Depressionplug: Same here - heehee!! 😂

[@crabman732]

A half-naked, pot smoking *gentleman* bum!

[@MelvinFett]

This dudes voice is like hearing velvet.

[@louern123]

Yes !

[@buzzingnoise]

Your voice is like fine marble.

[@thescottishjacksparrow5192]

papele papelle His voice is responsible for 100% of fine marble deaths each year ?

[@spacepanda4207]

Well said

[@lulumum835]

I remember this back then. Wow, so much time has passed.

[@MrHairyNeck]

If you're not a professional actor then you should be.

[@sebastianklein9322]

@@chrisredig1381 jesus christ

[@David-lt7ko]

@@Cristian-wz9wq was confused too. I guess he's talking about the commenters profile pic since it's red around the mouth

[@KiTTVII]

He's talking in a noble british accent

[@TROUBLESOME2009]

Reminds me abit of jude law

[@chadrichard1485]

His face look familiar

[@ainamaree]

I beg your finest pardon! You are quite a handsome man, River! You look like Jude Law's cousin. Yes, sir. KZbin just randomly recommended your old videos. 😂

[@mooseyluke]

Damn, I ain't even gay but "and what do you like for breakfast" got me good

[@SageLatrans]

@@Urmom-mm4xu Deus Vult, heretic, FOR THE POPE!

[@didyouexpectausername9915]

@@Urmom-mm4xu fuck I'm gay too

[@notthatguypal14]

Saim Naeem no you aren’t

[@didyouexpectausername9915]

@@notthatguypal14 yeah I'm afraid I am

[@notthatguypal14]

Saim Naeem If you are then that’s totally fine. Just be yourself and don’t let anyone else make you depressed with mean comments

[@legendaryoso9898]

When you a librarian, but the shoe game is life!

[@CC-yy8ep]

You look like a high elf from Skyrim.

[@dragondaddykushala7133]

Yuuki Kuran holy shit your right add the sharp ears and cat eyes and it'd be spot on that's crazy

[@posthardcoresinger]

IT'S A THALMOR, KILL IT!

[@dragondaddykushala7133]

Appreciate the likes guys cheers

[@ffs1952]

Ryan Utterback "its general tulius and the milatary governor and it looks like the thalmor are with them"

[@LoveTheInterests]

Omg yes!, I always used high elf because I like to think they would be betray the thalmore but... there's no mod to make that scene. :/

[@londonshima6417]

Me, a female: "I AM A GENTLEMAN OF CALIBRE AND STANDING"

[@happilyeverafterhanna]

He said that in the video the exact second I read your comment

[@hananeazzouzi4122]

@@happilyeverafterhanna Me toooo! What is this magic? 🤔

[@thegandalftheory5097]

He pulled out the stripper heels and I died laughing

[@elimiller3293]

• Gecko • holy hell ikr?! I was like "wtf is happening here??"

[@TheHorse316]

I can’t believe you could stay awake until that point!

[@alexwoods6416]

• Gecko • innit

[@Avenstorn]

"Back over your head" killed me inside.

[@theguitarprogresschannel1907]

Pee Bath damn, chill.

[@islesofshoals]

TY for this archival material. ❤

[@Kai-yz3xk]

This end conversation was the sweetest thing I heard in a long time. How could you stay so calm, I almost had a heat stroke

[@mandyt5162]

WOW..can’t believe the voice.

[@thepabs1]

I’m not particularly attracted to men, but I can definitely tell when a man is attractive and you sir are one attractive man

[@josephrohrbach1588]

well i am and yes

[@airhead3429]

Sergio Warnington no homo tho

[@SlashcamStudios]

same bro not even gay

[@SlashcamStudios]

No homo

[@joshrhodes4317]

'not particularly' is an interesting use of phrase

[@kitbenson8078]

Fabulous, River!

[@anacovarrubias9963]

“and what would you like for breakfast” i’m in love with you already

[@justmeinnit]

What the fuck???

[@Coffeeismylifeblood]

Dude I’m so hungry

[@MikePulcinellaVideo]

Well, this took an unexpected turn! LOL! Well done.

[@drivernephi170]

Fuck off T Bag

[@drivernephi170]

PJ Braun idiot

[@taetaegucciboy5169]

@@drivernephi170 t-bag as in theodore bagwell?😂 lmao

[@drivernephi170]

dean winchester yeah

[@taetaegucciboy5169]

@@drivernephi170 love t-bag. One of my fav characters from pb ❤❤

[@Night_Night478]

I wish people were truly as intelligent and charismatic in person as this here character.

[@92angelguzman]

I'm going to be the next Hokage!

[@taylorroach8116]

amen

[@Geekman333]

Madara Uchiha Some are. Isn't it a treat when you meet them?

[@xRobinBoyWonderX]

You're a basic weaboo try looking in the mirror love~~

[@jwer0868]

Madara Uchiha u should be hokage

[@TheCaptaininsaino]

River is stunningly beautiful!

[@EatYourCookies_]

It’s true and he’s beautiful as women but hot as a man too Not too many people f us can actually pull that off

[@merneon9115]

I can’t express how professional and high quality this ASMR is. Instantly subscribed.

[@morganelliott6165]

This is the pinnacle of youtube algorithm recommendations, everything I like all somehow ended up in one video lol!

[@EylsRichEntity]

You're the yin to FredsVoice's "Rude English Gentleman" character's yang

[@abowlofrice1245]

Kamatra yes. Someone said it

[@J78Kio]

perfect comment

[@robf1557]

Kamatra A+ for that description

[@Cam-rz4zd]

Funny. I found this channel through Fredsvoice

[@alexandret925]

They should do ASMR together

[@isabelanegoita2300]

I absolutely adore the way you talk and choose your words, it’s so mesmerising yet so relaxing at the same time! Also, your accent is a godsend

[@maybethistime6813]

If Jude Law and Lucius Malfoy had a baby, it would be you.

[@westy229]

That Jude Law comparison was impeccable chap.

[@lindathetford3776]

YASS

[@Arthur-nc6yp]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIGHTTTTTTT

[@asaturno8252]

Watson The Wizard. 🌹

[@gortimustidditus]

What an ethereal, graceful human being! Like a modern lotr elf xD

[@Lord_Viscerate]

Blimington Bear He is beautiful indeed

[@akuma2892]

Like if Jude Law and Legolas fused into one.

[@gortimustidditus]

yeah!! xD

[@mrvalentine2786]

like a thalmor agent, damn elves

[@drivernephi170]

Does LOTR mean land of the rappers?

[@sazzlepopz1553]

Wow can't believe the algorithm just recommend this in 2023. Fab blast from the past!

[@manda_panda.]

Here in 2024 😂

[@AngusJones]

Within the first 2 seconds, i just knew...this asmr video was gonna be good

[@hugolundblad6036]

Ye haha

[@suedaniels4722]

So used to seeing River in a tiara and gown it was a surprise to see his beautiful boy version. Equally adorable.

[@omars.8073]

"Whether they're on the ground, or back over your head..." Love it. Dress for the job you want, right?

[@zuzu091]

"Thalmor elves aren't real they can't hurt you" Thalmor elves:

[@thefyskoogle134]

BRUH IKR

[@tl4431]

I don't know why I was getting a little Skyrim vibes too haha

[@Fibrosia]

*Playing Skyrim while listening to this. Hahaha

[@Savpai]

Oh god he even sounds like one

[@shanemullins247]

Charisma level is over the charts amazing. Also the accent is soooo nice

[@briannaballester]

“And what do you like for breakfast” had me. LMAO.

[@gh0stcup]

Arranging a first date while at work and asking what he likes for breakfast is honestly so iconic

[@themcuber2348]

I really like this kind of asmr where it's a bit on the loud side of asmr

[@nikkishocker1]

That jawline can cut my heart in two, sweet Jesus

[@RLevi-yd5xq]

15:57 - Customer - "I'm a married man. Is that okay? River - "No, that's not a problem."

[@flyingsquirrel111]

This is perhaps the most charming asmr video I've ever seen

[@TheWhiteRabbitASMR]

This is AMAZING. You're hilarious!!

[@liviaq7570]

Damn, I got a date AND a promise of a good night within the last 15 seconds?! INCREDIBLE

[@pansy2880]

this is the first time i’ve stayed awake long enough to see the ending and it was absolutely worth it

[@animperfectporkchop7692]

You my good sir, have to the two things every gentelmen needs. Class, and a tape measurer. Truly you are living the high life my friend.

[@emilyc3733]

And of course a killer pair of heels 👠

[@laspilly]

River: I don't recommend wearing them on a day when you know there's gonna be rain British client:

[@magnusofarc3823]

The secret love child of Jude Law and Tilda Swinton, and he happens to be dynamite at ASMR roleplays. Excellent work and subcribed.

[@BeeTheBird]

Holy shit. Spot on with that mix

[@kasterborous1701]

‘Quintessence of a gentleman’ is such a deliciously evocative phrase. I love not only your delivery but your use of language in this. A real pleasure to listen and re-listen to.

[@kacy6014]

I feel like John Wick.

[@domobrah2671]

Or Eggsy from Kingsmen

[@SchwarzerHaufen]

For fucks sake can we please stop putting fortnite into every fucking thing? It's not that great of a game

[@SchwarzerHaufen]

Yea fam I'm mad cuz bad it's not because Fortnite is a wholly uninteresting game and doesn't deserve half the playerbase it managed a accumulate for some mind boggling fucking reason. Maybe humanity just needs a fucking reset if we can't stop talking about a game as *shit* as this one.

[@itsapko6148]

Autism Boi you flamed that kid into ashes 😭😭😭

[@Suavesttt]

THE FIFA BOSS bro cakm down swearing. like yeah fortnite's good but john wick is a film not just off of fortnite

[@frankparent463]

People: "What's your biggest quality?" Me: "Strong tendons"

[@Rumpelstiltz]

This has to be the best acted ASMR video I've ever seen, and I saw lots of them. Really well done sir!

[@curvcaten888]

Solid actor right there.

[@jaimeduende5596]

this video made me gay

[@mranonymousstar5002]

i was thinking kind of the same.. he too charming

[@Nick-hg1ys]

Thank god i aint the only one.

[@onixreyesalvarado6091]

Jaime Duende Same😓

[@dustingoza2240]

😂😂

[@chrismoneyyy2553]

Is he gay ?

[@Jayderica]

“I know you wanted something for the weekend” “And what do you like for breakfast?” Haha, brilliant! Loved the video and subscribed in seconds. Thanks :)

[@HACKslash11693]

Coming into this vid totally blind, i was really getting into the whole situation and then, when you whipped out The Red heels.... lol after looking at your channel it all made sense. Great video. Thank you.

[@SyntaxScout]

Omg he is so handsome plus he's sweet British accent is going to melt my computer.

[@gracer9134]

unfortunately im a straight 16 year old girl, however I’ve never so desperately wanted to be a dapper gay man more than I do right now

[@gracer9134]

actually it appears i’m bisexual so i guess we’re getting somewhat closer!!!

[@ancient9270]

what a turn of events

[@overlyvile243]

G R I’m ur first subscriber 😂

[@samwalker3165]

*chokes on laughter*

[@chrisredig1381]

Yea right 16 straight... Yea right... When the closet opening!!?

[@PewPewKapowy]

Can't help but laugh when he says "Gentlemen of your caliber and standing" xD

[@itsemchannel]

Totally agree with Nyla. You remind me very much of Jude Law. Can I also say Thank you for your dedication. Every day I get a notification you have uploaded and it’s always something new a different. So thank you xx

[@nicholasdemaio3827]

I thought of Jude Law when I saw that thumbnail

[@multiz0rak]

same :)

[@mattgallagher2186]

It's Em I was thinking more of Prince Charming from shrek 2

[@92angelguzman]

You're right! He does look a lot like Jude Law!!! Gawd that's the first image that popped in my head!!!

[@pimpfu27vicious53]

Freds Voice ASMR looks A lot like Chris Hemsworth

[@cannonballbriefs9992]

I dont know how I've been in the ASMR community for years and am just now discovering you but your videos are GOLD!!

[@sinnabum]

“How absolutely dashing,” I think as I get fitted for goddamn shoes.

[@barbaravenek610]

P!ATD?

[@MrJostur]

"How do you do?" Depressed and dealing with self-deprecation. - "Likewise. Welcome to Meridian's." Sounds like the place for me.

[@KrisP3016]

Do you get to the cloud district often??

[@narlarthunderpoon.8635]

I hated that guy. the funny thing was, he was barely ever even in the cloud district.

[@WowoTheWizard]

Oh what am I saying... of course you don’t .

[@haydeen6535]

Skyrim vibes

[@ShiverMeTingles]

Dead

[@Avenstorn]

You have achieved true mastery in this comment...

[@TheBrocktonBlockbust]

This guy really has some insane acting skills. He must be an actor of some kind.

[@MrPixcot026]

Honestly one of the best ASMR videos I've watched

[@tylerspanier9748]

You could cut diamonds with that jawline

[@sweetserver017]

Could you make one with clothes or accessories?! This was great!

[@PeaceAmongBlades]

I love how the transition of the thumbnail to the video is perfect

[@briancollins4569]

Lmao "and what do you like for breakfast?" Making the moves! Really funny 😂

[@SnazzyGent]

This is an ASMR personal attention masterclass. I come back to this video time and time again when other artists just aren’t doing the trick. Can’t wait to see you come back.

[@Jorgeidem]

I guess you could perform a great Harry Potter villain. Some Malfoy's relative, perhaps.

[@omarnaji5149]

M. Accurate AF !!

[@akyray6804]

M. Lol my thoughts

[@Jayderica]

M. Yes!

[@conkerlive101]

Handsome as fuck.

[@oliviathompson3469]

OMG yes

[@SnipeMD]

I come from the future year of 2019. I am watching this on my smartphone, and there is a feature on KZbin where when you are browsing through your recommended tab the video you are looking at will begin to play if you look at it long enough. Point is that the transition from thumbnail to the video was so fluid that it caught me off guard for a moment.

[@slydew4393]

Just stumbled upon this. WHO IS THIS ETHEREAL BEING!?

[@user-kd6jg3bf8q]

I've always just listened to the audio and fallen asleep long before the ending... Can't believe what I've been missing😂

[@andreajamieson6251]

You deserve waaaaaay more subscribers you are good

[@georgezuss2925]

OMG.......again, the mix of exquisite asmr and humour had me both wonderfully relaxed and then struggling to not cough my mouthful of drink when the 3rd choice and following banter ensued. Thank you kindly, thoroughly entertaining work. Please dont be a stranger....keep up the great work, friend.

[@leeblade09]

You remind me of some character out of the Elder Scrolls games

[@AeonsOfBlight]

The Black Rose On The Hill definitely a high elf

[@Kyurem97]

Fuck the Thalmor, Skyrim belongs to the nords!

[@ffs1952]

Azure my argonian destroys your nord

[@zachfolmar4632]

TheQuietKid tell your argonian to go back to the swamps, the Breton master race shall descend from high rock to rule you peasants

[@srbutrej01]

Azure Skyrim would fail politically and economically without the help of the Empire, Lamecloak...

[@susanjacquier5358]

Found your channel through your video on the Markle Debacle and am now enjoying your collection. Sir, you could sell me Anything ! Your voice could melt butter, your eyes speak volumes and you are all class. Cheers from an Aussie fan

[@Cezili]

Elves aren't rea--... *Watches this video*

[@zanettaczika]

Love his sense of humor. He is crazy cute!

[@billd3356]

Just saw this as a KZbin recommendation. Brilliant! Extremely believable. Well done and you have a new subscriber.

[@juliagomes3824]

"Good for the weekend" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEST PART OF THE VIDEO! Another astonishing work!

[@INTOASECRETLAND]

I knew something was coming.....haha...brilliant...what an amazing salesman!

[@mixtape2185]

i really appreciate that i dont have to strain to hear your words. you're soft spoken but easy to understand

[@BatterySonic]

I love this so much. This is definitely the first ASMR video that I have watched in quite awhile that gives me genuine goosebumps. So natural and immersive I subscribed straight away. I very much look forward to seeing much more from you in the near future.

[@MasonSheffield]

These are my favorite ones you do. Love the atmosphere of an exclusive library with bespoke service.

[@TheSpartan188]

When Jude Law isn’t making movies, he’s busy creating ASMR

[@rodscarbrough2337]

I just found your videos. when i saw the red shoes I had a laugh. didn't expect it.

[@itsonfire100]

Thank you :) I was feeling super awful and cranky. You are a lovely shop assistant and you changed my mood 100%

[@louise7552]

RIVER, my darling fruit. ♥️ to you Louise Australia xxx