【ASMR】 Alastor wants to put a baby in you 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

[@KITTYINTHESTARZ]

"Bow weur- woerweur-" the fake bed creaking noises 💀

[@__AVERY__]

byew weraur weour weour

[@KITTYINTHESTARZ]

@@__AVERY__ XD

[@stvr_luv3]

laozllaoasolsps

[@Juliet_14-14]

This was so hilarious💀💀💀

[@KatyC-d8m]

Alastor, never do that again...

[@snowfall4953]

Sinners can’t have children but it doesn’t hurt to try

[@Mabel-7b5]

I mean you have a Point

[@snowfall4953]

@Fluffy_LoafingCat those are from ones who aren’t actually sinners like stolas and Lucifer and vaggie

[@Melanies_fairy_earthling]

Ya your have a point lol

[@AndremiAV]

​@Fluffy_LoafingCatthe ones that I know are from Royalty like Charlie (Lucifer's daughter) and Octavia (Stolas's daughter)

[@moniszeles717]

But IT hurts the bed

[@MrDeadMadness]

Congratulations Alastor is the father of a new cat .Alastor stares at you 😂

[@itsy0urlocalbigback973]

💀

[@MrDeadMadness]

@@itsy0urlocalbigback973 😂

[@OriginalCecilia]

The fact that we all read the title, knew what it meant, and still clicked on it.

[@itsy0urlocalbigback973]

nope I can’t do this shit

[@MayLovesFortnite]

@@itsy0urlocalbigback973vaaaaaggggieeeeee what are you doing here

[@miraculerlukanette8202]

me when i saw the title : "Alastor....we talked about this before..."

[@Cyber.Sharky]

It’s a little smelly over here….

[@shark_skardofppl]

@@Cyber.Sharky very smelly….

[@SoraMilia]

I saw this and stared laughing for some reason

[@Haunted_Insanity]

When i saw this. I was like "huh?..hold up...."

[@Blake_Giyuus-Husband]

this is concerning

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

It's Morphi's villain era

[@Blake_Giyuus-Husband]

@@mmmm-lg2mj LMAO

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

Very

[@Sxsh1n3_4nd_Sk1ttl3z]

Fr

[@YanitzaPadilla-vo1xs]

😂😂 wtf

[@SI_OAeraa]

My jaw dropped when i saw the title-💀😭

[@AndiLovesducks-j6o]

BAHAHAHA same

[@CosplayswithSaphira]

Me too😂

[@The_Radio_Demon_HH]

SAME HERE MAN-

[@itsy0urlocalbigback973]

@@The_Radio_Demon_HHALASTOR RUN, JUST F*CKING RUN

[@Strwberri7]

Why am I watching this..

[@lorrainemace1983]

"you know, I've been thinking" should I be concerned?? 😞🤔

[@Cozbi428]

That was my exact reaction 😂😭

[@itsy0urlocalbigback973]

“well, a little Alas-“ don’t you fucking finish that sentence

[@Crapkid_sanji]

Why not I thought it was cute

[@SLAY_ADALEE]

I was like”A BABY?!”when I saw the title…I mean I’m down tho🤭

[@jennifertattershall9141]

Eugh

[@SLAY_ADALEE]

@@RadioLeopardLoveif u don’t like it back off😽

[@ACamibalisticDinner]

Im down too tbh 🫣🫣

[@SLAY_ADALEE]

@@ACamibalisticDinnerfrrr

[@ACamibalisticDinner]

@@RadioLeopardLove Nope, sorry. I have a thing for toxic characters man

[@inescoent8522]

Make the bed creek make the bed creek make the bed creek make the bed creek 😂

[@skorpioartz9267]

Alastor flirting is way more terrifying than anything his radio torture 💀

[@MushroomGirl1B]

HELP I DIDNT READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT WAS AN ALASTOR EDIT

[@FeastsofFantasies]

Welcome to the perverted community. We welcome you with open arms.

[@ManonLenoir]

LMFAOO

[@Amethyst_on_ice]

Morphy gettin REAL creative with these titles

[@Inzader_meme_bean176]

Alistair You are not the father Al: NOOOOOOOO y/n: YESSSSSSSSS

[@turksgirl]

Alastor are you not happy with your little shadow gremlin kids?

[@kiszaraobsidianchampionoft6628]

Even if he isn't like he was nifty and Charlie and if he wants more there are children in cannibal town so like he should be

[@_M0ss-f4ng.00]

THATS ENOUGH KZbin FOR YOU MURPHY YOU GOTTA GO TOUCH THE PLANTS OR SOMETHING LIKE Grasses are a family of plants with leaves that usually look like blades. Most of them also have hollow stems and many branching roots. The green grass found in yards, the grasses growing on open land, grains, and bamboos all belong to the grass family.

[@solaronyou8610]

LMAO. the simple fact you fucking described what plants are makes you deserving of an award. I'm defeated. XD

[@QueenLamiyah]

Uh....... Little Alastor?? Pause!!!! 😳✋

[@Melanies_fairy_earthling]

OH MY GOSHHHH!

[@Zeno-r7c]

It's mean is he wants child....//////

[@lunar_aria_]

​@Zeno-r7c we know 💀

[@Zeno-r7c]

@@lunar_aria_ to Punishment by AL?

[@lunar_aria_]

@@Zeno-r7c yeah, we get it!

[@Gabrielle-br4ct]

“Mmh rawh”

[@hazbinb]

Its the "Wooo~" for me-

[@kidshernandez7989]

Alastor: I’ve been wondering what it would be like to have a little well…….a little Alastor Me: I want a child too! Regina: Sinners cannot have children Melanie: *dancing to Melanie Martinez* Natasha: I’m a pre teen *takes a nap*

[@lunas.di4ry]

What is going on here??? HELLO?? 😭

[@shark_skardofppl]

Wait what that was so random

[@lunar_aria_]

???? wtf is this brainrot speak

[@kidshernandez7989]

Tbh I ran out of skit ideas

[@lunas.di4ry]

@@kidshernandez7989 that was so random what

[@jeannehoste2190]

FULL ME WITH YOUR FAWNS ALASTOR !!!!!!!!

[@leorice2663]

The one spicy picture on rule34.... With angel dust in it... Man I'm too far gone.

[@scribblewebs]

i audibly screamed EW

[@G0R3YK1TT3NZ]

slide 7.

[@Yagirlkiki-y8d]

I'm scared

[@scribblewebs]

@@Yagirlkiki-y8d me too

[@laurenwilliams6643]

Alastor treats me like a Princess!🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@connorarendse1202]

Show some respect!

[@The-Almighty-Cheez-it]

@@connorarendse1202 Check your behavior!

[@Ch3rr1bxmb]

​@@The-Almighty-Cheez-itNo one speaks to Zestial that way!

[@connorarendse1202]

@@The-Almighty-Cheez-it no is your thing!

[@alonewolfyt162]

​@@Ch3rr1bxmb Did you expect us to sit back and Take Your... Insolent Brazen DISPLAYYY- (Respectless Song shall continue below 👇)

[@AuroraFlamesHHFAN]

Oh Lord no I'm not ready to have a chi- *At the end* 0//////0 Ok uhh..maybe

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

HAVE ALL MY BABIES

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

@@RadioLeopardLove buddie u don’t understand the love I have for this deer demon boy

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

@@RadioLeopardLove trust me. U don’t wanna know w me ether 💀🦌📻🍓

[@JoannClewis]

​@@RadioLeopardLoveWHAT... THE ACTUAL You know what I dont judge people but umm..

[@L3mon.Sh4rk]

​@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_DrawzI shouldn't judge cuz I simp 4 35+ characters :3

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

@@L3mon.Sh4rk 87…. I simp for 87 people…

[@FeastsofFantasies]

Wait! Hold on a damn minute! MORPHY I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. Charlie was born in Hell by two sinners! We can verify that she wasn't born BEFORE they went to Hell because the creator HERSELF says that she's only 200 years old! So it IS POSSIBLE.

[@Vox_theownerofvoxtech]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING😭

[@AthenaShirakumo-m4d]

Technically, she was born by a mortal and a Fallen Angel, not 2 sinners. Sorry to go nerd on you, but I just wanted you to know.

[@FeastsofFantasies]

@@AthenaShirakumo-m4dLillith was ORIGINALLY a mortal, however, because she was a mortal, she couldn't live to 10,000 years old. So by the time they did have Charlie, she'd have already died as a sinner down in Hell. And sorry for going nerd too.

[@JoannClewis]

BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY-

[@FeastsofFantasies]

@@JoannClewis A FILM THEORY. (I miss MattPat 😭)

[@Kiyu_kirby22]

~Alastor ?! Ummmm okay ..❤️‍🔥~

[@shark_skardofppl]

ALASTOR WANTS TO BOW CHIKA WOW WOW US?🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@Kiri.simp.not.here37]

OKAY BET-

[@taylorthompson9752]

I saw the title and I was like 😱(spit take) He what?!

[@user-um2mm9mf4n]

Alastor: a little Alastor:D….. 0:44 Me: … Alastor no your too childish to be a father 💀 Alastor: a little bundle of joy ….image the possibilities my dear 1:11 Me: … no is no 🗿

[@nikkishii]

Listening to this on a shift, giggling because these are always so funny to me (in a pleasant way of course)

[@Rosie.posie568Ga]

"little alastor"lol

[@animatingtrainee]

Don't worry, Al, we can keep trying as many times as you want.

[@Circus_Ren]

ALASTOR, WE HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU NOTICED, BUT WE STILL DON'T HANG A RING ON OUR FINGER.

[@shahd_3li126]

Only once a year😢😢😢

[@Mizuumationsss]

…MORPHY NO MORE SCREEN TIME FOR YOU-

[@CoyotesRule]

"We could put a deer together" -Appstore 2024 Aug 13th Made people cry and some peoples knees melt

[@CoyotesRule]

Appstore 💀💀 I meant alastor

[@Allhandlesaretaken783]

It wouldn't be a bundle of joy until you did your part

[@G0R3YK1TT3NZ]

all of yall simping over this PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER AND GO OUTSIDE.. 😨

[@alastors_radio]

no 🥰

[@Zeno-r7c]

7:53 ？！////////////// hey AL......wtf.......////// l love it! 8:52 ok....punish me....///

[@Zeno-r7c]

@@RadioLeopardLove don't be like that.....

[@Zeno-r7c]

@@RadioLeopardLove you feel me?

[@Zeno-r7c]

That's my true feel and want to him lol

[@Zeno-r7c]

Of course....////// kinky way....

[@Zeno-r7c]

@@RadioLeopardLove wow........... Kiss your phone screen..

[@D1NO_PUPZX3]

I want to cry I was very terrified 🥲

[@MinimumWageSage13]

HE'S ASEXUAL

[@jennifertattershall9141]

Bro that thumbnail text jump scared me

[@elid69]

His fake bed noises I can't 😂❤ our fiancé is back😊❤

[@YourPersonalRadioDemon]

Me scrolling through my home page “Alastor edits, radio apple, husker dust, ALASTOR WANTS TO DO WHAT NOW?!”

[@hellobluesky5493]

We could adopt an imp baby....

[@KITTYINTHESTARZ]

Real

[@hailycharles5600]

You know Alastor, we could always adopt a hellhound puppy and raise it as if was our very own!

[@KatyC-d8m]

Yeah, um. How many of you guys agree Alastor needs a free therapy ticket? 5:35 and did alastor just meow?!?!

[@LavenderAngels]

After I found these the other day me and my friend now use these as a try not to cringe while we try not to laugh or be loud it’s hard asf we lose every time this is wrong on so many levels but I love it for a fun game with my girls 🤢😍❤️

[@Venticore_Alastors_Wyf]

I would pay good fucking money I don't even have to have him do me but it is what it is

[@Melanies_fairy_earthling]

Fr 😋

[@sillyshelly4]

ik this is off topic but if anyone's like "alastor isnt cute" ima force them to just listen to a second of his voice 😊

[@grace.05.02]

Morphy lad...you need help I'm willing to pay for your therapy broski 😭😭😨

[@Potatopotat-vc4js]

Erm... What the actual sigma☝😥

[@JuliaKnox-q5f]

...nothing is impossible dear.... impossible literally spells...I'm possible... X...

[@karenmoon8503]

At 2:41 the fake bed squeaks 😂😂

[@gabriella_gabbs]

I love your vids 😭✋🏼

[@antonella.Ch.]

AMO ESTE CANAL

[@connorarendse1202]

Me too!

[@Hatsume.6]

me too:)

[@connorarendse1202]

@@Hatsume.6 also you

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

Delulu is the solulu

[@DaiilynCadena]

I dropped my phone in class when I saw the title.....(Got in trouble 😇)

[@Vox_theownerofvoxtech]

Dang😭

[@miriamnavarrete5046]

oh got your ass wopped

[@KitsuneChaosYT]

I wish to unsee this.

[@jennifertattershall9141]

Me too °w^

[@MuichiroTokito-14M-j6o]

5:34 what was that

[@amethystrose2177]

Enjoyed it so much🙂 Why a cliffhanger ending though? Also, so glad it's not a yandere one.

[@amethystrose2177]

Also wouldn't mind having his baby lol 🍼

[@aprilrose5785]

It's because it's probably not a cliffhanger on his patreon 🤣

[@kirbykaulitz]

I cried while listening to this

[@melissanovaczek]

Alastor:Quit deletion~ Me:wha- 😳

[@Vox_is_MINE]

I read the title and still I clicked on the video

[@Cupcake_87]

I just woke up and this was the first thing I saw💀

[@gacha.mushy.official]

The way I only clicked on this to read the comments 💀

[@karissarasmussen567]

Me after reading the title: Um excuse me!?! You wanna run that by me again to make sure I heard you the first time?

[@Solars_AngelBoy]

I'm sorry-.. A what now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR YANDERE IS BACK😈😈😈 (Again this a joke) 8:28 HUH!?

[@RAHhhHh-woahh]

STOP I actually started crying-…..I’m so scared …yet I watched the whole thing -(and regretted it )

[@Calastor666]

When he did that zesty Rawr at 5:31 I nearly spat out my drink (big mistake) I cringed so badly

[@Christalnash-du6om]

PLEASE MAKE A PERIOD COMFORT VID WITH ALASTOR/LUCIFER X LISTENER😭😭❤

[@MayLovesFortnite]

That actually sounds amazing

[@Eyeballss]

DO IT.

[@Eyeballss]

My fault I really gotta watch the videos until I comment😔

[@KiTty_Shadow]

*Throw herself throught the window 'cause she smiled during all the video exept when he asked to eat a deer carus together*

[@jasmine_hazbinhotel8291]

Guys… correct me if I’m wrong, but if the Listener is a Fallen Angel or a Hellborn, is it possible that he could impregnate them?

[@winter_frost-wolf]

5:34 alastor:rawr me:🤣

[@YourlocalWerido22]

Me when i saw the title: "wait wait im a simp but what the fu-"

[@Ang3l_slays]

Why tf is this on my fyp, I wanna die rn😭😭

[@jennifertattershall9141]

The "unfortunately he can't" in the description. I don't care, I have a character who is my version of Alastor and the character I ship with him's child

[@katsuki_bakugou069]

We know when we read the title we clicked so fast without hesitation

[@AlexDarling12]

👀 ummm woah there buddy 😅

[@AngieParker-nb4jf]

Angel and alastor: WHAT THE F*CK ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THESE OURSELVES

[@ravenrosas8304]

But wait... I thought in the last vids we couldn't get preggers 🫢🫢🫢🤨🤨🤨

[@connorarendse1202]

Please put a baby in riho! 😍

[@rileycallmeriley]

no thank you sir Id rather kiss the cross of my lord Jesus Christ ☺️

[@Alyssa-kj9vu]

We all be dirty for clicking on this😶🙃

[@NevaehAnderson-s8c]

OMG 3:31 GOT ME BLUSHING JSHFHDJSKWKSLXODNkxjdnd

[@Corie-jn9pe]

Me when I saw the title: Timothy NO

[@THEMangle367_fnaf]

He wannts to what?!

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodRev]

And how exactly would that work considering I am a male?

[@AnimeGirl4891]

He would literally never do this!

[@Gallagachan]

When is the wedding day coming? ❤😊

[@Lex11322]

Fr tho

[@Staticlover88]

Bro don’t you know how babies were made of alastor ?!

[@Fizfunnies]

Actually crying

[@Poxel853]

HUH?! THE TITLE???

[@connorarendse1202]

None of that!

[@antonella.Ch.]

Tuve que usar el traductor, pero igual. ¿¡Cómo así Alastor!?😨👺

[@SpArKiEeEeE_AfToN_394]

innit

[@BethButton-t1k]

Ya nos preñó y ni cuenta nos dimos 😅😅😅

[@SpArKiEeEeE_AfToN_394]

@@BethButton-t1k oh-

[@aviannaPapakee]

A what now when he said my dear he sounded drunk.......whhhhhhhtttttthhhhheeeeeffffffrrriiiick dddiiiiidddd heeeee jjjuuuuusssttt ssssaaaaayyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!

[@kendall35172]

I'm speechless by this title why does Alastor want a child? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@alvydailginyte4212]

My oc: oh hell nawh Me: i just got home from the beach and i see this first car crash second falling off the tower now a baby whats next alaster fucks you and kills you that would be fucking sus