{Asmr} Arrogant necromancer summons you [skeleton listener] [bratty speaker] [banter] [f4a]

[@m.g.1725]

Listener really just went "nuh uh"

[@LapideVoice]

Yes they did XD

[@Embersofthedark]

NUH.......UH I DONT WANNA SO NUH UH NECROMANCER I DONT WANNA OBEY YOU

[@venomgaming7014]

Nah, I’d Sass.

[@cra8zykidg]

“You don’t get a choice” “But i do “ “ why won’t you obey” “I refuse the question “

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO THATS AMAZING

[@obiwancoolidge1828]

“Lady, 9-5 was already death enough, let me go to sleep forever!” Great video!

[@LapideVoice]

"NO!"

[@Eh_foxy]

Not only did you bring us back from the dead. But now we're dead On the outside, too, instead of just the inside.

[@Some_Random_Ork]

Necromancer: Help Me Skeleton: Bitch let me sleep.

[@LapideVoice]

10/10 accurate

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Literally just "Nah, fuck off"

[@northernalpine4350]

Well maybe you shouldn't have summoned THE *GREAT PAPYRUS* *_NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!_*

[@LapideVoice]

OH no! Whatever shall i do??

[@venomgaming7014]

Eh, give it time, he’ll tire himself… *to the bone.* *_BA DUM TSSSSSS_*

[@DanGamingFan2406]

Even though we only hear one side of it, I love the banter between these two. Very funny. Great voice acting as always.

[@LapideVoice]

Glad you liked it!

[@shotty1251]

This is how i expect myself to react if I were to get resurrected. "Nah, lass. It better be life or death for you to ruin my alternative retirement plan! Me and Satan were vibing, smashed even!"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO that would be a reply

[@theoink636]

Her: All mighty one, please help me take over the world. Me with my best Dr.Evil impression: How'bout nooooo.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

No, no I don't think I will

[@JamalWhite-b2y]

​@@LapideVoiceMe: Screw You, I'm gonna back to my grave 🪦

[@hydraboy2575]

**already going back into the grave with a soft blanket** "no I dont care about your evil plans im going back to bed"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO 100% mood of the skelly

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Nah Imma go back to bed now so cya

[@Jojo_bananas]

7:08. Strongest necromancer but need 50 tries to summon me and cant even control me

[@LapideVoice]

... she isnt always truthful

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

I imagine the listener communicating via morse code by clackling their teeth together

[@LapideVoice]

... that would be very very funny

[@SeldomLuis]

I myself, like to imagine their just rapidly throwing up hand signals.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

@@SeldomLuis Hell yeah, bone boi gang signs!

[@samfire3067]

​@@SeldomLuisNaruto style

[@nicolasrey1190]

Damn that is SO cursed in a funny way XDDD

[@gb6656]

"Brat ya know why im pissed. You tore me away from my family up there and now i gotta be here again. Now shut it and end me again"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@Junnneee]

And how would one go about kind controlling a skeletom, who doesn't have a brain to control? A part two where that fails too and we just hang out with her because she refuses to let us go and we refuse to obey her would be hilarious

[@LapideVoice]

... that would be fun for after october

[@s.o.q2914]

Her: you are my mighty key! Me: ...no * tries to close coffin*

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO That is amazing I love that!

[@bahmot9501]

„Lass you just awoke me from my eternal slumber and I’m having the worst kind of hangover *from death* so please, kindly sh!t off if you may ? Thank you. Now please let me go back to sleep or I will have to throw every insult I have in my vocabulary at you and that would be quite a number aighte ?“

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO SHE WOULD BE SO OFFENDED

[@nobodyrogers]

"Lady I already told no several times, so please just kill me and go bother someone else!" "NO! I'm the necromancer here and I command you to obey me!" "*sigh* Then I guess..." *eye starts glowing* "What are you doing?" "...You're about to have a bad time." *Megalovania starts playing*

[@LapideVoice]

... oh dear XD

[@charsage1036]

You see necromancer you're not dealing with a avarge skeleton warror anymore.

[@LapideVoice]

Well... that is annoying

[@Morfes-sw5un]

Now tell me… has a necromancer like you ever experienced fear?

[@WDinATX]

This reminds me of the comedic antics my sister’s necromancer got into despite them being so different. Redshirt the *Chicken was a series of zombies that they (in-character) didn’t want to put into danger but would always send into traps anyway. “Nooooo! REDSHIRT!” *Contrary to popular belief and the mini Redshirt was never a chicken

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao thats kinda really funny though

[@ProjectXReaver]

"You are the key to helping me destroy this world order!" "You know i used to be a judge right?"

[@LapideVoice]

"Eh the past is the past! I don't judge ;p"

[@ProjectXReaver]

"I judge thee an hour in the time out corner"

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

That's it I am calling Hades

[@LapideVoice]

Oh goodness.. dont!

[@SpectralKnight]

I bet poor Spot is sad because she snuck you out. 😢

[@TheCobraKing209]

My answer after the end credits: “How ‘bout NO!”

[@daltonsharp6254]

Agreed. If I’m dead I would prefer to rest in peace.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@thyemployer8714]

I require a lifetime supply of coffee, and I don't care if it doesn't stay in me

[@LapideVoice]

... that we can get going

[@nicolasrey1190]

This really has "Shut your mouth and let me die in Peace!" Kinda vibes XDDD

[@LapideVoice]

Exactly the vibe i was going for!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

She should have known that im bad to the bone

[@LapideVoice]

Yes. She should have XD

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Bad to da bone💀

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

B-b-b-b-bad! 😅

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Oh honey this world has enough chaos

[@LapideVoice]

CAN ALWAYS HAVE MORE

[@notyourbodypillowofficial]

“Come forth, call of the undead” It is I the GRRREEAAAT PAPYRUS!!!!

[@LapideVoice]

THIS MADE ME SPIT OUT MY WATER AMAZING THIS IS AWESOME! XD

[@primrosevale1995]

They have a sharp tongue for someone lacking muscles of any kind.

[@LapideVoice]

... the skeleton or the necromancers?

[@primrosevale1995]

@@LapideVoice Ok that actually got a chuckle out of me! The skeleton.

[@LapideVoice]

@@primrosevale1995 ahh! Yeah thats true

[@Aqu2008]

"Lady, Why would you wake me up, why, whats the reason, i'm just a skeleton, just bones nothing else"

[@LapideVoice]

"Yes but you are a very special one, you got darkness to spread around this world!"

[@Aqu2008]

@@LapideVoice "......nope im gonna go back to sleep, god if you listen do not let my soul became a lich please"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Yeah…that spell is for Ancient Skeletons. I only died a couple years ago. So while you DID resurrect me, I am un-bindable by the spell. A true necromancer would have read the fine print on the summoning spell before casting it

[@LapideVoice]

... yeah that sounds like her

[@Solrac_6412]

I love just bantering using jokes and memes and going "Nah i'd disobey"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO yessss

[@yorfightnolastnamegiven5546]

Yeah this was as funny as I expected it to be, she's way too adorable though

[@LapideVoice]

Adorable? Thats a new one

[@greenonedragon7356]

Thank you for the wonderful & fantastic story!

[@LapideVoice]

Glad to hear!

[@Shadowfan147]

Her: we confirmed there is no afterlife Me: are you stupid you use magic to bring back someone who doesn’t exist anymore. You literally said most are mindless but me having my mind intact disproves the living’s stupid confirmation

[@LapideVoice]

Hmm... maybe its just you who is the abnormality?

[@Shadowfan147]

Maybe the dead are taking one long nap I’m just a light sleeper

[@abbessbouzidi134]

Me " oh come on i can't not rest peacefully 😒😒

[@LapideVoice]

"I am sorry i can not let that happen"

[@Stop_Inc.-cg6hk]

"You don't get a choice, you will obey me" Hang on let me think about that. Wait! I don't even have a brain, so no. No I won't

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO i love this one! Very well done ^^

[@coolstorybro69420]

Necromancer: "Hopefully you wont go to some heroes to get them to take me down" Me: "Maybe I will"

[@LapideVoice]

....njjoooo

[@cyberius2959]

Good work Lapide, lot of fun 10/10

[@LapideVoice]

Glad you liked it!

[@Wot_198]

"OH BLYAT, LADY I JUST WANT TO SLEEP FOR GOD SAKE AND I HAVING CRAVING FOR VODKA"

[@LapideVoice]

PFFT OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH IN MY LECTURE

[@Crazy_Red1014]

I love this comment its hilarious 😂😂😂

[@DragonPrincess69]

This is actually a funny one - just the thought of them not listening - I swore you could’ve said ln response you can’t say no to me that’s illegal

[@LapideVoice]

That is the vibe but she kinda doesnt follow the law

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

tbf the listener is also pretty bratty lol

[@LapideVoice]

Doesnt mean that shes not XD but she needs them and they dont need her sooooo

[@yn5868]

Hmmm..... How bout no? *Crushes skull on gravestone*

[@LapideVoice]

... "H-hey! Dont do that!"

[@Wot_198]

​@@LapideVoice "i dont care, i just want to sleep !!!"

[@Tundraviper41]

"Well now that im here, you will now suffer an eternity of Skeleton jokes!"

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao channeling your inner sans

[@ThatChillGuyJay]

Necromancer: help me take over the world. Me: Nah I'm good.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO YEP

[@dexterthejester115]

Me resurrecting just to class the kid on how to properly summon and proper pronounciation😂 Though I might be persuaded to be more cooperative if a magician. Were to make me a bottle of wine.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@wlfshadow4255]

I’d just be the overly lazy undead that just wants sleep

[@LapideVoice]

... why do i get undertale sans vibes

[@wlfshadow4255]

@@LapideVoice because I tend to relate as my personality is similar

[@purpleguy7093]

"Do you know who I am? I came back for so long they even have magic now!"

[@LapideVoice]

"I know you are the great one of darkness, yes. And we always had magic. It is more prevelent now"

[@NobodyImportant-ep9wd]

I just wanna sleep permanently

[@LapideVoice]

I can understand that yeah

[@littlediagon3286]

I Audibly back talked her the whole time AND it worked!!!!!!!!!

[@LapideVoice]

Whoo!

[@Jamie-hu4zx]

You own me now 😢❤

[@LapideVoice]

"FINALLY YOU GIVE IN THAT WAS WAY HARDER THEN IT HAD TO BE!"

[@blo0dysmiles297]

Read my non existent lips Nooooo

[@LapideVoice]

... is this a hercules movie reference

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@LapideVoice O.O ..... maybe (honestly surprised anyone got that 🤣)

[@LapideVoice]

@@blo0dysmiles297 ... i mean i love hercules the movie. Its very great

[@louisstokes1498]

Why can I imagine our eyes being just blank and hollow but then we just white eyes balls

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao

[@CaptainJamie973]

Keep up your good work

[@LapideVoice]

I will try to do so!

[@ProblematicHuman]

I will help you. Wonderful audio

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you!

[@sixeyes831]

🔥 MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD 🔥

[@LapideVoice]

yeahhH! XD

[@ArceusZer035]

💚 A defiant skeleton, I totally wouldn't do this, uh uh, nope not me 😂💚 Okay I would 😅

[@LapideVoice]

.. tbh same. I would do this 100%

[@reaver-the-listener2159]

Necromancer: help me bring back the darkness Me, a humble bone boy: FECK OFF I WAS HAVING THE BEST FUCKIN DREAM AND YOU INTERRUPTED IT CAUSE GOTH ISNT IN FASHION ANYMORE.

[@LapideVoice]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING! I love this LMAO

[@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx]

Apologies, Lady Vanessa, but the last thing I need is to be damned a second time. The gods nerfed me with a curse when I was alive, and they have no such power over me now that I'm dead. I'm quite sure you don't want to be responsible for the sheer *amount* of chaos I am capable of creating, because it's certainly more than you were hoping for. Believe me, you DID come to the right tomb, though I wonder how you made it this far down. I already tried your little "eternal darkness" plan, and it didn't work. For someone who believes so deeply in my supposed power, you might need to review your history. They don't call me the "Sunslayer Mage" for nothing. (Love the vid. Got me writing a whole character prompt over here, considering one of my last favorite OCs was a necromancy-related Skyrim Dragonborn and I have WAY too much manhwa villain MC experience.)

[@LapideVoice]

Oh wow, i am glad you enjoyed the video so much!

[@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx]

@@LapideVoice Anytime! 🤗 I'm a sucker for the fantasy genre, especially with such a nice voice and salty personality. 😂

[@finnishthefinnish415]

Well for one you are like 5 days late, we are well into october and there is plenty of scary stuff to be done, hold on to your dookie its about to get spooky

[@LapideVoice]

Oops well, i dont care to much. I would rather be late then never

[@venomgaming7014]

Guess she failed the charisma roll.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO YES SHE DID!

[@venomgaming7014]

@@LapideVoicethat was a critical fail. “I make the skeleton obey me.” “Roll for charisma.” “Nat 1…” “the skeleton gives you sass for waking it up.”

[@GoodGirlLuna3]

"Ughhh, for fucks sake can i go back to sleep before you self fufilling prophecy all over the place and this whole damn story repeats? I've been through this 97 times and counting. Now if you'd be so kind, I'm going to go tie up some loose ends and get something to eat after 7,000 years of the exact same thing over and over."

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao still awesome reading these grumpy comments

[@Doctor_Doom_Of_Latveria]

I'm gonna go back to sleep

[@LapideVoice]

i honestly can't even blame you

[@Doctor_Doom_Of_Latveria]

@@LapideVoice fair

[@warmachine6520]

Bro just wanted to go back into the forever box ☠

[@eastongreen1660]

I don't know why but all that came to mind was luke Skywalker nu uh

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO i mean that makes sense

[@SuperSaiyan2Shallot]

i eepy

[@LapideVoice]

Understandable, arent we all?

[@icechue1929]

Bro just put out "nuh uhh"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO YES HE DID

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Try three graves to the left

[@LapideVoice]

No. I am pretty sure its you

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

*Voice from the grave* “Wake me up, and it’ll be the last thing you do!”

[@silenceexe9439]

Kiddo, you need to learn sometimes you gotta let the dead rest, not keep ribbing them to serve you.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO OMG SHE WOULD BE SO OFFENDED XD

[@mr.vesper5659]

I was better off Dead that's why. Now put me back under

[@LapideVoice]

No! You have to help me

[@daanimegoatman6683]

Would the skeleton listener be able to talk in this scenario? Or would they have to be a bit more creative with communicating? Like using sign language or Morse code?

[@LapideVoice]

Hmmm... I like the sign language idea! might use that in the future

[@TiberiusTheLivingLegend]

*Minecraft skeleton noises*

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO Imagine she is just imagining the whole convo based on those noises

[@Seagull512]

Yeah no I'm not helping, I'm gonna go to sleep if she won't kill me. There must be plenty of other skeletons in the cemetary she can go bother.

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao that is true but she is VERY stubborn.

[@admiralglenn2323]

Maybe you should have gone corpse shopping in the lower enlisted section instead of starting with an ADMIRAL. I died at the peak of my field and would like to go back to my eternal retirement now.

[@LapideVoice]

... but no- XD

[@A_Clavicle]

Hehe, calcium people

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao

[@trollos]

time for terrible jokes guess you could say we had a bone to pick with her man, the guts we, the listener, as a collective being had to defy her she couldnt body the thought neither of us had our funny bones she couldve really put more backbone into her spell damn im out of jokes

[@LapideVoice]

... was this inspired by sans by any chance

[@trollos]

@@LapideVoice suprisingly, no

[@agent_red108]

Any chance this will get a part 2?

[@LapideVoice]

Maybe in the future who knows

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

You woke from death for this?

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Lays back down slams coffin lid

[@LapideVoice]

Yes! Now wake up!!

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

How about no? *Slams closed tomb door*

[@fredyrodriguez8881]

The answer is still no Good day to you ma’am!

[@LapideVoice]

Damned lazy skeleton!

[@puglife658]

Human. Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO I was waiting for this!

[@crowmanmoonlight946]

So... would this be like a series or...? I'm kinda curious now😅 👆👌👍

[@LapideVoice]

This could be an option yes. But ill see when october is over as october is planned full

[@Squiggles01]

I only follow Ainz-sama!!

[@ShadowGod753]

nuh uhh

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO yes 100% the vibe

[@eds7012]

*603rd like*

[@LapideVoice]

thank you ^^

[@FB-ik1md]

I like to imagine the skeleton just flipping her off at the end

[@LapideVoice]

Basically yeah!