ASMR - Awkward Cop Searches You And Finds A Suspicious Package (Comedy)

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[@rudolfhooker7363]

Im sure your superior officers will agree that was an exemplary interview of a suspect. You handled his package and weapon appropriately and informed him of his rights. As such you are now promoted to sergeant. Very well done

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 thanks

[@rudolfhooker7363]

@@JodieMarieASMR no one deserves it more 🤩

[@testrabbit]

😂😂 & who came here from a "cop watch" video? The algorithm is working? I may have the right to remain silent, but the real question is whether you like it better when I yell & struggle. If so I can accommodate that for you.

[@william3371]

@@JodieMarieASMR 7:47 "Your honor, my client pleads oopsie-daisies" Also, love your content. It's surprising how consistently it makes me tingle :)

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@william3371 Thank you, that's really good to hear I often wonder if my videos are still actually tingly

[@matthewvorwald7169]

Love that you brought back the awkward cop Jodie. She's become one of my favorite characters on this channel. I also love that this cop shows more and more of her feelings for the suspect. Almost looks like there might be a love story here.

[@lizardjr.7826]

the flirtiness was too cute. videos like this are why i love your channel

[@genio5311]

12:29 that was explicit

[@The13thGhostBunny]

The flirting was so, so adorable! It put a huge smile on my face and made me awwh out loud more than once.

[@pappapugapapuga9392]

You are so delicate. I like your soft voice, acting shy. One of ASMR that usually works for me when others don't.

[@tommyhansen2116]

WOW - a ginger cop - please arrest me🤩♥️🤣

[@mikev4638]

I love the awkward videos, especially the awkward cop, she's so adorable. I really enjoyed this!

[@ASMRMusings]

THE ENTRANCE IS EVERYTHING! And lol; so dangerous to be spinning w/ a loading finger gun! Careful Jode! Great quotes in this one! 3:39 "You do have the right to remains sexy-- _silent!"_ 5:08 "Oh to touch your tips!" and the 12:28 the "penetrate" joke. 👏Ha! And you mentioned you'd like to be his lawyer. The ACU (Awkward Cinematic Universe) is expanding! Love this! Thx Jode! And please write my name! haha

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 thanks Big.M

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😂😂😂 haha stop it. For anyone reading this, for the record I’m not “big.” 😆😆

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 thanks

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR Big.M says welcome 😂😂😂

[@Cameron_Gomezcg]

Love the funniest introduction of spinning with loading a finger gun. 🤣 I'm super happy that Awkward Cop Officer Jodie is back again. Love the funniest quotes. 🥰🥰🥰

[@Felipe1954AC]

Jodie's mere existence gives me peace

[@glennsargeant4963]

Hello Jodie I hope that you are well! This Awkward Police Officer is a fantastic character idea thanks for uploading 😊

[@asmrvidsaccount]

Ok wow these have gotten much steamier since last I watched! Love it

[@lotjames3765]

Suggestively, awkwardly delightful. That was fantastic!

[@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice]

Would be ever so grateful to see a 3rd part to this ❤

[@andres749cp]

Funny and with your calm voice i can sleep in a moment! Awesome work as always Jodie! Probably we could see our awkward Jodie cop trying to help as an awkward lawyer? Just maybe! 😊 Thanks for the video Jodie!

[@footguy215]

Cant wait to get home and watch. Thankyou Jodi!!

[@nealsterling8151]

This is the cutest thing i have seen in a while.

[@testrabbit]

Her: "unless you want to get in trouble with me sometime..." Me: 100% absolutely!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😅🤣🤣🤣

[@testrabbit]

@@JodieMarieASMR so true, okay: they started putting more female cops in charge around here so the beatings would probably subside. Well, if I joke around with them about taser training and that sort of thing they actually start laughing and have shown me videos in front of their partners of cops getting teased! Not joking! It works. Try it!

[@j.Rod1000]

Love this Roleplay 🌟

[@winterburden]

Thank you so much for searching us! 🙆‍♀️

[@robertluke341]

You know what you say when someone offers you drugs? You say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

[@clearlyblurry508]

lmaooooo, i can't with that intro. i don't think it tops the psycho gf roll.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 I think everyone loves the roll too much for anything to top it

[@cars94200]

A always enjoy your awkward videos. Keep up the great work..😊😊

[@eiruggriffiths3654]

Listening to your smooth voice brought me out in tingless

[@lokidarkbeard2647]

This is ASMR gold here.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 Thank you so much

[@menschgebliebenergossenpar9213]

Damn dat officer is thirstier than a wanderer in the sahara! Very soothing roleplay!

[@Nefyoni]

Awkward in the best way

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Aww thank you ☺️

[@Matbiel]

Love it. Always fun ASMR vids. They are the best. 😊💤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much. New police video coming tomorrow ☺️

[@Matbiel]

@@JodieMarieASMR sounds great! Looking forward to it. 😀

[@maxwell9734]

It's completely under control now. "Officer Trouble", is On the Scene! 🚨😕🤫

[@CharlotteRowe12]

This was a lot of fun

[@billsfansj]

You are the top when it comes to Awkward ASMR

[@Egobyte83]

GOD, I love this character, I hope she get's to score with us one day. ^^ She deserves to be happy.

[@JCW7100]

Your vids are so awesome!

[@jordanhartley825]

The awkward cop returns i see, this is going to be great.

[@Jslicer13]

Gotta have a dramatic entrance 💜

[@Funky-monkey144]

That intro was the best

[@justinfelt748]

Happy Tuesday, Jodie!😊😎☀🌌💙🇺🇸🌷🇬🇧💜🎇👍. This new roleplay as a police officer is so tingly and calm with amazing questions. Impressive!😍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you happy Tuesday ☺️

[@justinfelt748]

@@JodieMarieASMR You're welcome.😊😙💙🇺🇸🌷🇬🇧💜😊👍

[@Cuffmemaam]

Awkward and shy yet still a very effective officer of the law. . . ❤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Interesting ☺️

[@Cuffmemaam]

​@@JodieMarieASMROh yeah?

[@michaelmonteiro9051]

Thank you for turning on the subtitles ❤️, now I understand what you're saying 😁🇧🇷

[@cazanovazakdar1218]

Dear awkward cop 👮 you do great work in this night 🌉 thanks

[@CletusVanDamme42]

Thank you!! 😁😴

[@Ihatecornballs]

1:48 I almost passed out from the tingles oh my gosh I needed a warning 😭🤭♥️

[@Armggdn]

And that kids was how I met your mother

[@waynejohnson1168]

Thank you so much

[@benjaminpersinger5907]

"Why the hell did you put it in your pocket?" "I didnt! I wasnt.. I, but.. I was dead at the time! ...I was on the moon. With Steve!"

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rubixfilms687]

Damn my bad I've been following your videos for a while and realized I wasn't subscribed. I got you ✌️💯

[@Almost_Made_It]

I liked that whole part about you implying you would sexually assault me while in police custody. Hawt!! Not sure if the Internal Affairs investigator will feel the same, though….😂

[@JenMistress]

Quite the contrary, spending more time with you I'll say would indeed be a bright side. Also, that tape falling, Idk if that was a planned spot, but if not, considering the character, that had to be one of the most perfect botches I've ever seen. 😉😂🤣 Kinda funny, during my gaming session, one of the last games I was playing, you play a cop lady named Diana, who is on a case to try and take down a mafia kingpin, and I go from that, to this. Only Diana wasn't as awkward in her work, quite the opposite in fact. Seductive probably a better word. 😉 Anyways, thank you so very much, Jodie, really loved this video.

[@defendord4265]

I've seen role plays and acting before but this this is a masterpiece u should really consider acting. I'm your new subscriber

[@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice]

To all you awkward girls out there, if any of you are reading this: If you feel like this about a guy and you find yourself all flustered, or even if you dont, but you're questioning weather they like you or not, chances are they do, so shoot your shot. Looking back on in now I can clearly remember 3-4 times in the past I got the feeling a girl was into me, but I didn't do or say anything about it because i was worried i would put them off. I'm bad at reading signals man so just Make. The. First. Move. 8 times out of 10 the guy you like will fall right into your lap, and even if you have to push just a *little* sometimes guys like that extra confidence boost and it helps, sometime. I know if a girl hit me with a line or 2 or maybe a hand stroke I would just say "be mine please" instantly

[@LilWhittie72]

Thank you jodie for another amazing video, we love and appreciate all the heart put into each and every one ❤

[@JesterFilmLover]

Tell me Officer Jodie (or Constable) whats the charge? Speeding? Jaywalking? or Illegal Parking? LOL jk 😂😜👮‍♀🚔 I'm really loving the awkward cop acting like you're flirting and saying accidental words. Lots of Love to you dear Jodie!!! 💖💖💖

[@t_rex8767]

g`dang, love the awkwards ones xD

[@Teleporting2Lumbridge]

Actually got a ticket…taking it to court 100%

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfman227]

Hilarious video and you are so adorable

[@leeroquemore8713]

If I'm stopped by an awkward cop, I'm playing some serious mind games to stay out of jail! Know your advantages😄

[@chaoticmoron-zl6nv]

Honestly I can see why you would do so cause id probably be to shook to do the same

[@Winniebago]

Manic Pixie Cop girl trope just dropped 😳

[@benespinosa6725]

This video is amazing Jodie happy Tuesday hope you had an awesome weekend this video made my day so much better keep up the great work with your KZbin channel You're the best and I love you so so much hope all is well My friend 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@seramick5822]

I love this character. It will be great if we better hear her inner dialog. The naughty and funny things she will say. Thank you for all. Regards from México

[@danycordier2081]

I love Jodie marie 🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@carlstoltzmann4748]

Thanks

[@MichelAbaziou-fr8zh]

i love your sweet voice ❤

[@manukinobal]

You are one of the best, if not the best

[@Cuffmemaam]

Awkward Cop made the arrest regardless of her feelings on the matter. I have to admire that...

[@linehaullife7807]

I was framed! 😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brewmastermonk9356]

You seem like a fun person.

[@ZackyASMR]

You make a great officer Jodie ❤❤❤

[@JimTimber]

So two politicians are hit by a London taxi... one goes through the windscreen and the other is knocked over a fence ! So the police turn up ..and the copper says to the taxi driver.. 'Well it's a clear and cut case !.. we are going to do one of them for breaking and entering.. and the other for fleeing the scene of the crime !' 😁 Wonderful relaxation as always sweetheart !!

[@HerrKarliseppel]

Oh i am driving too fast officer.... you must give me a ticket..... and your phonenumber too 😅

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@harisparwaiz735]

The Pink song part😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 i was hoping someone would catch that

[@TheDietrichDaniels]

In possession of swollen goods.

[@zalgrimm403]

You'd do a Sylvie from Loki roleplay really well, you look just like her

[@matthewfoley2529]

All your characters are like if Fleabag couldn't break the 4th wall

[@goji_ra]

Love the hairstyle

[@meenasmr]

Missed a golden opportunity to say "give me a finger- uh, I mean, give me your finger"

[@TheDistur]

Thanks awkward Jodie!

[@sja8187]

Would love a vid with just close whispers like you did a few times in this vid

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Noted!

[@caseytrelka0]

The penetrate joke made me lower my book and rewind 👍👍👍👍👍

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

23:23 *_Did she PLAN THAT??_*

[@Nerd_Father]

Don't fall for her really cute act. Don't talk to the cops without your lawyer present. "Penetrate", maybe, but don't talk.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😅🤣🤣🤣

[@BigAutisticDaddy]

I swear it's my father's bag, he said, "take care" and I never saw him again.

[@beachboy2463]

Jodie!!!👸❤

[@leonardvicari2857]

You can search my body anytime you are very funny and comical

[@1diotwithideas]

Omg did she just say that

[@crimsonhartman]

She's a goofball and it's awesome

[@gregbo123]

Lovely

[@gloth]

pretty sure this was not what nwa had in mind, but i couldnt agree more :D did you had an accident at 14:05? :D

[@emmobrien]

oh sorry, that's just my cocaine

[@giuseppegaviano5879]

E-x-c-e-l-l-e-n-t video 🙏🏻You were really perfecttt !!)) Thank you J()Die 😘😍🥰❤🌹

[@montyr2083]

"Officer, I'm an American. I'm just happy that I haven't been shot yet."

[@jakobpryce26]

14:07 wow you ARE nervous!

[@testrabbit]

Her: this is the second time I've seen you at [a crime scene]... Me: only second? You must be new. When you're off duty would you fancy some taser practice on me?

[@patrickpleasant151]

Such Bae. 😅

[@virtualdave]

Officer tw*t back on the beat 👮

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@virtualdave]

@@JodieMarieASMR 🤗

[@trivon8615]

A lot of roleplays/characters you do tend to be a bit down bad don't they😂

[@kevinwest942]

This officer would lose her qualified immunity.

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

I could do without the loud paper crumbling, but other than that, it was as relaxing and funny as always.

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

Police officer, this must be the third or fourth time that I have been detained at this police station and interrogated by you! But I affirm that I'm not guilty of anything that is alleged against me! Well, unless trying to steal your heart is considered a crime!! 💖💖

[@matty420_]