ASMR - Most Cringy Awkward Spa Experience - Massaging you

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[@JodieMarieASMR]

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[@ASMRMusings]

Honestly, how does it taste? 😄

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ASMRMusings it taste like refresher sweets have been dropped in water to me a little sweet. I drink them every morning. They are easy to drink better with less water though more taste then

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR Oooh nice!! I should try it!

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR Ordered one! Can’t wait to try it.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ASMRMusings Ahh nice thanks love that. I hope you like them you'll defo feel the energy boost. You're ready a bit hyper though so you're going to be bouncing off the walls 😅

[@John-Jacob-Smith]

It's really awkward when you go in to the place, get undressed and the person comes in and gives a massage. Then when they leave you get up, get dressed and realize you went to the wrong building and have no idea who that person was but now you understand why they spent so much time massaging your bum and not the back and shoulders.

[@TrumpetzGuy55]

What

[@theycallmemaz]

Tale as old as time.

[@hobogang2939]

nah come back to my totally real spa again man it's not the wrong building

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

You went to the place where people pay money to pretend to be masseurs for strangers.......

[@ASMRMusings]

Jodie's awkward character has been waiting for this very hands-on experience her entire life.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

LMAO 🤣 🤣

[@TheGreatChrisB]

You're so good at these "awkward" ASMR's. They're both hilarious and incredibly tingly, I love them.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you 🤗

[@velentr]

Jodie: "I'm sweating, in places I never even thought I could sweat." Massage client: _Uuuuuh..._ Jodie: "Maybe that is not sweat.." Massage client: *UUUUUUUUUUUH!!!*

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Random_Cable69]

:'(

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

Oh My.

[@IamErik31]

🗿

[@user-br1cm5gr7e]

yummm

[@Larshhhh]

I think I'm pregnant now.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂 OMG I am crying! Best comment this deserves a pin

[@Determinator21]

Weirdo

[@matty420_]

I think you're right Jodie, this tops all of your awkward videos, it was hilarious! Thanks for the premiere, it was fun

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thanks Matty 🤗

[@redbeard9996]

I never thought an asmr video would make me laugh hysterically. your expression and acting are absolutely on point. had a really rough day at work, this video brightened my mood and calmed me down at the same time. wonderful work!!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I'm really pleased to hear that

[@ellamint360]

You’re acting was so convincing in this, from your breathing to your stuttering. Super cute. Great job I just subscribed

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you welcome to the madness. Hope you enjoy my other awkward content

[@mrcyde]

I've watched a lot of ASMRtists and i have to say. Your acting in this is very impressive. I'm subscribing.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you. Welcome to the madness 🤗

[@kermitTheFrog466]

We all been waiting for this content for ages :) thanks Jodie

[@stewartgardner2618]

the moment this character has been waiting for a long time im suprised she didnt faint she was so flustered well done i loved it ❤

[@brianb409]

Jodie, you definitely nailed this awkward video right down to a tee! I couldn't help but chuckle a bit throughout the entire video!! 😅 The massage sounds were really relaxing and definitely gave me tingles! One of these days you both are going to get together! 😅 But for now keep following him because I love these types of videos!! 👍👍 Take care and have an awkwardly lovely evening!! ❤️❤️🥰🥰

[@davidvaladez4662]

Awesome video Jodie! You do such a great job doing the awkward character roleplay.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you 🤗

[@victoredgefield141]

"maybe that's not sweat" LoL!!!!! 🤣 Oh Jodie! Best part of these videos is how wonderfully funny you are. 😄💕💕💕

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤗🤣🤣 Thank you

[@victoredgefield141]

@@JodieMarieASMR 🤗

[@Ks-yq4xt]

Tsst tssss.... Yeah it's probably like a whole bunch of lakes down there or somethin ...tssssst

[@YamaDrahma]

Dude, I thought the same. Girl just got slightly carried away.

[@Lucky_513]

@@Ks-yq4xt holy shit is that a chip chipperson reference?

[@caseytrelka0]

Love the softness of this video Very relaxing

[@goelnuma6527]

I love these character based videos Jodie has such a great expressive face, I wish would she would incorporate more ASMR elements such as scratching, hand movements etc

[@coreyrhymez]

You had me at “maybe that’s not sweat.” 😅 you’ve been killing it with these awkward videos!!! 💤💤💤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Matbiel]

This is amazing 😊 so much fun and the tingles are off the charts. Thanks for another great vid 😀

[@JenMistress]

I have someone coming sometime today to repair the internet, so called it quits early on my nightly gaming session, and watched this on my phone. I do enjoy these awkward videos. Way asked to undress cracked me up. 😂🤣😂🤣 Also, nice segway to the sponsor. Really, I enjoyed it. Thank you so much, Jodie.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much 🤗 I hope all goes well with the internet

[@Bladieboe]

Love the awkward videos! hope for more to come.

[@syrik022]

what I think is best part of this awkward series is that you're tuning the watcher into there own character to. So not only are you making this awkward character that you're playing but also this buff (awkward character)-(this is how I perceiving the character to be) that we are experiencing.

[@irfanananto6784]

Ya another awkward video! This is really tingly and relaxing 😊 thank you for this Jodie!

[@butterybarns8838]

I will admit. I watched this a few times back to back. It was just so dang charming.

[@albertocespedes4303]

Outstanding performance, worthy of a standing ovation. You remind me of the really weird receptionist at my office!

[@lokidarkbeard2647]

The awkwardness made it really tingly for some reason. Your acting is really convincing.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you appreciate it 🤗

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

One of the most unique and unusual experiences I've ever had watching an asmr video! Jodie, you are simply impressive, unpredictable and extraordinary!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hahah thank you so much 🤗

[@daithimcnally8212]

Omg this kinda treatment makes me swoon for you. So amazing thank you darling

[@fabriciodarkpanzer837]

Wow I really enjoyed the whole video, so it's my first time on your channel and i like the way you make ASMR videos. Greetings from El Salvador

[@ASMROWL]

The acting was superb. I was enthralled the whole time with your awkward moment, "touch my body the Mariah Carey song" lol

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adammarshall7074]

Your awkward videos are amazing. I awkwardly love them to pieces. 😳😍🤗

[@vogeldakota]

It has been too long since I've seen one of your videos. Always look forward to seeing that lovely face. Thank you for another great video

[@ASMRMusings]

Super thanking you for the most awkward stare in my entire life!!! Great premiere! Hilarious as always. Some really good quotes in this one.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

It's not showing how much again sorry but thank youuuu so so much 💖

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR Aw, you don't see the $100 that I just dropped. Soz.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ASMRMusings No! and I also can't tell if you are taking the piss or not 🤣

[@chloeelder4635]

✨ prolonged eye contact ✨

[@ASMRMusings]

@@chloeelder4635 😂😂 Yes!

[@bellweather2236]

Excellent work Jodie. You have come a long way since I visiited last. Your enthusiasm and artistry are quite impressive and it leaves me wondering if I could perhaps have been a large part oof the problem, or perhaps not large enough bor your present appetite.

[@chefdeparty]

This is too funny to make me sleepy but its tingly AF and another work of genius. Bravo! 👌🤜🤛🙌👏👏👏👏👏

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much ☺️

[@beefrubblez]

This was so funny and tingly!! Thanks Jodie!! 😆👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Haha glad you enjoyed it

[@endguy9757]

i am loving this saga 10/10 aways

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you 🤗

[@Decimal_]

I always love the awkward series,Jodie keep up the wonderful work ❤️

[@sleepyperson64]

This was so painfully awkward omg, I love it! :)

[@mattl9687]

The awkwardness and innuendos were great 😊 👍

[@asmrashe1545]

This was soooo awkward....but SOO TINGLY! I LOVED IT. Thank you Jodie :)

[@Mrbriar]

Superb as always !

[@AranRaven]

I’m so invested in this saga!! If you two don’t end up together…!!!

[@hankarooni]

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me....😉 Great job! Loved it....

[@robtheservantof6257]

Idky youtube never recommended this channel to me ealier😭this is so tingly and funny at the same time🔥🔥

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Ohh I'm still being recommended that's cool Thank you so much 🤗

[@ParaFox404]

this is so cuuuute, I love her

[@yuvigonmad8676]

OK damn those expressions & that awkwardness I can feel that you are the best thanks for this video

[@blockchaaain]

I'm really interested in this video but I fell asleep during the premiere and then again when I tried to watch the rest!

[@applezacky6151]

You have great asmr vibes Jodie! You’re so radiant 💙💙💙💙

[@TheSokarin]

These videos are relaxing are they are funny. It's hard for me to fall asleep cause I keep laughing

[@qwertymike3717]

One of the very few ads I didn't skip over. Athletic Greens made a smart decision asking you to promote their product. I couldn't stop watching with you preparing the drink. You could probably grab a handful of dirt off the ground and convince me to buy it.

[@Lady_boom_bitch]

lol jodie thank you for this asmr video❤️

[@tomnick5787]

😍 I love your videos!❤

[@justinfelt748]

Happy Thursday, Jodie!😊😊😊😊😊😎☀💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🌈🇬🇧💜💜💜💜💜👍. You look fabulous and cute today. I'm impressed!😀🎉. Also, this spa roleplay is so calm with amazing tingles and laughter. Well done!💜⭐💜⭐💜⭐💜⭐💜⭐👍

[@whippersnapper2222]

I really enjoy vids of yours like this cuz they let me experience something vie never had before. a woman interested in me, let alone so much so to be nervous.

[@CaptainTrips560]

Don’t admit this online

[@slyness4688]

Awkward JM is best JM. 😀 Thank you for the effort that you put in to your videos.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺️

[@griffin955]

By the end of this, I was laughing so hard. The faces at 17:55 are amazing :D

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂

[@Radamanthys4616]

i was already sold when i heard the promo part of the video

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣 Thanks

[@TheDietrichDaniels]

I'm a simple man. When Jodie Marie looks at me the way she does, I click "like."

[@chopstickfwd8735]

I wish a woman would look at me 😂😂

[@Chris-lk3fq]

That was the most relaxing advertisement I've ever heard! 😋

[@paulelliott4590]

Wow! Absolutely spectacular. Thank you. Your awkwardness is very attractive. I enjoyed this video.

[@benjaminherson7658]

Great video! Definitely hit all the spots. 🤣

[@jonelliott4985]

Can't wait for your sweet tingles to electrify my soul babe ❤

[@pasco1337]

That was awesome!

[@AmunDeus]

This is in fact super awkward, but that honestly makes it really funny (and it's still quite relaxing)

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Aww thank you

[@testrabbit]

😂@"maybe you're stalking me...I hope so"🤣

[@waynejohnson1168]

🥰☺️. Thank you so much 💕

[@beachboy2463]

I'm ready for a spa day!!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Are you ready for this spa day though

[@beachboy2463]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😊👍

[@applejuice5272]

"Maybe that's not sweat" 🤣

[@bryannab7566]

I have the same robe and now I'm gonna see that stare every time I go to put it on. 😆

[@TheDistur]

Our awkward queen!

[@thisname9347]

Absolutely Delightful. (Also, yes, finally someone is noticing my Muscles - The workouts are paying off after all)

[@ajp1282]

Awkward Jodie is best Jodie. I never tire of this character's isms 🤭🤭🤭

[@fastertrackcreative]

"not that I don't wanna see but... I don't wanna see..." *gives up trying to explain* 🤣 Aww, I need a massage.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adaonetube]

@ 9:01 that quote got everyone excited :):)

[@nathanmcmullan4264]

Bruh sweating in places That you never knew. Bruh 😂 class

[@DARKR0ME013]

Honestly I don't think I blushed this much before during a massage.😳

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LoneTailProductions]

“Some people like the bare hands for relaxation regio-reasons. Just can’t get my words right today.” 😂 I laughed a bit too loud

[@mlgordita]

If awkwardness were a baseball, you've knocked it out of the park.

[@jasenwm]

If I met this girl I'd be behaving the same way. What a natural beauty

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

With her massage, the customer unwinds more & more while Jodie gets more & more wound-up. This close encounter of the awkward kind might be more than she can survive. It's only a matter of time before she goes full-tilt yandere. "It's no coincidence we keep meeting. It's fate. Don't fight it. We're meant to be. Together. Forever." PS - Are we supposed to be totally blind & obtuse or are we just cruelly ignoring her obvious interest??

[@CaptainTrips560]

The psycho ex series is a sequel to the awkward series

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

@@CaptainTrips560 Is that really canon?

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@ordinaryaverageguy76 I’m not sure. I THINK she has implied this but I could be mistaken

[@ichigouchiha7209]

I can tell her heart beating fast😉that’s so adorable

[@justingotherman5238]

This is awesome! I have one small critique though. Just a suggestion but would you put an intro and then do the ad and then do the video. The ad interruption is annoying when it first starts. But I adore this video. You corner the market on these videos. Thank you kindly!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I have done that on other vids but I wanted to this as I did ☺️

[@alphariusallalong1258]

I really want to see awkward first date, second date, wedding, honeymoon, anniversary 😂

[@ceral1079]

Only once in my life I would love for someone to look and react to me like at 11:06. If that's not a motivation for me to go back and work out once I'm done with my thesis, then nothing is.

[@albertov137]

Yes. i am working here now. 😂

[@leastmachine8693]

"Oh, I don't really work here, I'm just filling in for a friend." Now I'm waiting for the awkward airline pilot video.

[@ASMRMusings]

Ah, great idea! Jodie, I did see a airline flight attendant costume. Do you want me to send it to your Thronelist? Actually, I think it was a bit too revealing now that I recall. 😆

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ASMRMusings sure ☺️

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😆😆 I sent it.

[@wallengene]

Jodie definitely stikes me as a lady who reads books like From Fire And Ash and a Court of Thorny Roses. Haha

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I haven't read those I don't really read but what type of books are these?

[@wallengene]

@@JodieMarieASMR My girlfriend absolutely loves them. I'll probably butcher the description but they are a fantasy book elves and fairies type stuff and apparently are awfully steamy in some sections. Haha

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@wallengene then I probably would enjoy those 🤣

[@davidparnell1637]

Awesome

[@jeromewilliams6532]

I'm glad that you're pushing the product but how does the product taste because if it doesn't taste well I refuse to buy or I'll try it once and not again but that's just me can you tell me the flavor and how it tastes

[@JodieMarieASMR]

It's difficult to say the taste to me it tastes like refresher sweets dropped in water. You know like most vitamins it's got a sweet taste but watery. If that makes sense or helps at all. I'm trying to be a descriptive as possible here without just saying it's nice. The first one is a bit unusual because I've not had anything taste like that before but honestly now I drink it like pop. Really easy to drink

[@stevekim8681]

5:05. Yup. That did it for me. I'm a subscriber. Very funny.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to the madness thank you

[@matty420_]

I still can't believe you said this 5:13 You're so funny Jodie

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crimedianb876]

Can we have one where the person is understanding and doesn't mind at all please.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Would it even be awkward then though

[@crimedianb876]

@@JodieMarieASMR Ok that's true, what If the person slowly warmed up to her video after video?

[@Slothi_Deathi]

i am waiting for the day that character ask us out and we have a Most Cringy Awkward Date hahahaha

[@SimplyTonyPreparedness]

i think i'm falling in love

[@user-br1cm5gr7e]

You're a good actress.

[@hotdogman5214]

Jodie: "You only want an upper body massage?" Me: *Throws pillow at my computer*

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@myitreya5868]

All the hard mussels 🤣

[@user-qw6dr3cq9z]

Thanks Jodie, very cute

[@dustinkunish377]

The perfected art of down bad asmr