ASMR - Can I make you cringe?| Awkwardly Measuring You

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[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hi Loves, I hope that you can stay for a little bit because this one gets more and more awkward and weird throughout 🤗. Drop a like if you enjoyed it!

[@luismiguelhernandez8190]

I love you my princess 💞💏😍

[@markscott7655]

markscott☝💖💖😋💓💓😍☝ video I like a major mix thank you for major Indiana making lot and I feel and I think you're good for something thank you and my very best wishes StayWell I'll give you much love

[@chrislove1357]

You play the part really well, what a skillset you have. This requires some creativity! Have a like 🙌 ☺️ 😌

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@chrislove1357 thank youuu ☺

[@npavankumarnpavankumar9629]

😀💋

[@mon-6166]

"Can I make you cringe ASMR" this girl invented a new genre.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Instead of making you relax I am giving you cringe tingles 🤣

[@astrusofficial]

@@JodieMarieASMR Tingles are tingles!

[@sayianminer8000]

@@JodieMarieASMR cringles some might say

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@sayianminer8000 🤣🤣 you know! You are a genius I am being trying to think of a name for you all because I aint keen on fans, followers is boring. How is cringles? My little cringles? Is that bad? Its bad isnt it? I think we have something we can work with here

[@sayianminer8000]

@@JodieMarieASMR it's so crazy it just might work

[@doginatrenchcoat1035]

It was supposed to be akward, but it came out as adorably flirty!

[@ghfudrs93uuu]

dorkly adorable

[@misterandmissasmr]

actually adorable!

[@daniellynskey6026]

"I was just touching your ear to see what texture it was"

[@BaderMansouri]

@@daniellynskey6026 solid and squishy

[@toxiccheese8954]

@@BaderMansouri like a gusher

[@geharper32]

You didn't make me cringe but the attention did make me feel better. Been going through a lot after my fathers death and your video's truly help me feel better. Thank you soo much.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Sorry for your loss Glenn. I am glad you have something to ease your mind from time to time.

[@francisp171]

Sorry for your loss, loosing a family member is painful

[@chikitabowow]

Make me cringe? HA! I'm so starved of social interactions because of Covid that the grocery store cashier could talk loudly about his chronic IBS and i wouldn't even think twice about it.

[@user-sp2gf2dq5q]

im actually baffled at how well you actually acted out this roleplay, and your voice, the sound quality, just overall amazing video, subscribed!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much. Welcome to the madness

[@TheHashCrackingSlasher]

I love this awkward series so much

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣 glad you do

[@PerpetuallyYankin]

I feel like I’m fully invested in a love story. Does she get the guy?!?!

[@scott_41]

You're the one being measured, you should know...

[@mrcapnutz4233]

I saw this when the video started I was like "what" now I know what you mean

[@DazmonW]

Dude you're the guy!

[@HowIamDriving]

She get everyone she wants xD

[@stanman663]

Yes youv been got💘

[@Volvoman90]

Nothing about this is cringey, it's adorable. Great acting!

[@youtubeseagull]

ya realy how hard is that to act. That's kinda up there.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you both 🤗

[@LameMule]

Got legit laughter at the portrayal with all the little expression shifts. This was hilarious, well done.

[@CitizenCain1]

Guys will meet a girl like this and be like "Wow, she's really friendly."

[@kellapeer]

Well I sometimes notice these things and try to lighten the mood or verify a funny joke anything to make the person more relaxed. . …or blush till the interaction is over 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

[@infiniteendings7760]

That’s because we don’t take hints well lmao.

[@kellapeer]

@@infiniteendings7760 honestly it was only towards the end was where I was thinking well ok maybe she’s not just nervous but also crushing 😂

[@trainguy69]

Nah mate for me that would be an enemy

[@businessmiah8781]

@@kellapeer lol I would have thought this

[@tommyBoy219]

These awkwardly videos are so awesome afterwards, because you just feel much more confident within yourself :-) My favorite is "You are tall" "How the weather up there" Me: "It is freezing up here" ❄

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

It's cold... why don't you come closer? (wink wink)

[@thesilentobserver93]

Jodie: "You're so tall." Me: "You're so... short?" Seriously, that's the only way someone could mistake me for being tall. lol

[@yourlocalenbypunk84]

Felt that 😅✋

[@Pataroro]

Cant relate :(

[@MW-pv7rm]

“only had a shave last week.” Has to be the funniest asmr line ever spoken. Brilliant Jodi. Just brilliant.

[@watdefrak8787]

I absolutely love the 'awkward ' series and would love to see more of them. As always excellent work Jodie.

[@nealsterling8151]

I love these "cringe" videos, i think you look especially beautiful in them for some reason. Maybe it's because it feels nice to see a person on the other side acting like me too, if that makes sense. It's relateable and cute.

[@TheRealQuinten]

I’m so stupid I’d walk out of there like “damnit I made her feel so uncomfortable”

[@2nd__2sday]

Been watching this series, and I really just want to befriend this character so I could offer her all the hugs and emotional support. Also your voice and performance are amazing. Your videos are very soothing and have been a big help relaxing the past couple of nights.

[@WhoseGamewasitZ]

Oh Boy! here I go falling for an ASMR RP character again!

[@DunklesResolve]

Just over here casually hoping she gets a date with an imaginary guy so she can make a awkward first date asmr

[@JodieMarieASMR]

There is an awkward first day video from a while ago. I made one for Valentines day you might want to check that out

[@mrbushi1062]

no I believe you are incapable of making us cringe your "awkward" videos are really cute and endearing it. Granted its probably cause I got some quirks myself XD

[@cryofist]

i swear to god i would ask her out for coffee and i dont even like coffee.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@crykos922]

Zizek

[@seanconnor2613]

Such a fantastic job with this video, all of her little quirks and mannerisms she does throughout the entire video could honestly have you believe she is a professional. She does have that special uniqueness about her with her look and her accent that had me hooked and watched the whole video from beginning to end. Great video and she is a refreshing touch to the asmr community.

[@Andrew3737]

This one was almost too relaxing. It took me 4 tries to finally finish it. I kept falling asleep. 😂

[@kylejones9879]

Now you should do a flirtatious confess your love ask out video when he picks the costume up

[@markeldridge7456]

I'm awkwardness personified, so resonate and love the video all at once

[@jerryp1970]

I cant tell if you're just this sweet of a person or just that good of an actress 🥰🥰🥰

[@KiKidle]

Her: We'll have to stop meeting like this Me: Oh dont you dare make me to come back in tomorrow for another measurement. You're the only reason I like this place!

[@spidermannono]

This is exactly what I need thanks for the creative content is perfect for relaxing and unwind I'm already getting sleepy

[@wyrdard]

my best asmr exp. so far. srsly. I love how you can switch between being shy and awkward to flirty and playfull

[@danvill7453]

Here's hoping future video will involve a date with this character, that'd be really sweet for this series.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I have an awkward valentines date video it should in my awkward playlist

[@julialarcon3629]

I would love to see an ankward date theme video, to see her really happy and achieve the love, amazing work she always does

[@JmaxC85]

1:46 “we have to stop meeting like this” 😂 🙏🏾✌🏾

[@HowIamDriving]

I said: "But you're the one who started with it!" xD

[@WhoseGamewasitZ]

I can't even count how many times i have watched this video by now.. cause i just love it. I feel so relaxed and calm when i watch this. specially after really bad mental health days.

[@WhoseGamewasitZ]

Well it looks like i am watching this again.. cause when your comment gets a heart from the creator, you gotta watch the video again.

[@GaryNewtonBrowne]

Beautifully performed. Cringles in abundance. Much appreciated. Keep doing what you're doing, it's awesome.

[@TheMooStashe]

Definitely should make this character into a series! Great video

[@calvinhfactor4565]

Wow you really know how to melt a guy's heart. You should get an award for your acting 👏👏⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🌹💖🌹

[@drycleanernick7603]

Scary how good the acting is. I could get played in a second lol.

[@bvierville1]

Very relaxing, thank you! Your “awkwardness” is quite soothing!

[@rosaevydaemoniea948]

I didnt see this as cringey. If anything I found it kinda cute because you seemed so flustered and worried when you didnt have to be. Keep up the good work ❤

[@MidnightLightMusic]

Would love a coffee date with this character. Would be a great roleplay idea, keeping the personal attention too.

[@TeacherGus1]

People: It's impossible to fall in love with a video. Me: hold my beer...

[@r2dadizubz]

SIMP

[@r_tomanicka6960]

@@r2dadizubz clown

[@r2dadizubz]

@@r_tomanicka6960 fuck you

[@r_tomanicka6960]

@@r2dadizubz *clap clap* kid you clearly got shit for brains... have a nice day

[@r2dadizubz]

@@r_tomanicka6960 GIMP

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

You can all!! Your videos always make me feel good, relaxed, mesmerized and very happy !! You're more than wonderful !! 💖💖💖

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Awww I am happy to hear that. Thank you ☺

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

@@JodieMarieASMR You're so welcome! Have an amazing Thursday !! 😃❤️

[@Camalonious]

This is such a good series, Jodie - you're so good at the awkwardness haha

[@ajp1282]

It's like season 1 Pam Beesly talking to Jim Halpert (The Office). Really sweet, shy and innocent.

[@Governor2310]

This is so adorable. If someone acted like this around me (as a single person) I would probably fall in love with them immediately.

[@ArtbyAtlas]

I feel like our awkward measuring girl is finally warming up to us 😆

[@MrFuzzyGreen]

What's good about this, that many asmrtists don't get, is the emotion of direct eye contact and more erratic eye movements that convey as much with not looking at us as they do when looking straight down the barrel. Very nice work. I subscribed immediately off the back of this very meticulous work.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you welcome to the Madness

[@Treshar]

Jodie, you are way to attractive to make any guy cringe, your cringe videos actually make me blush for you but this is totally okay and enjoyable.

[@SolarScion]

Ear and headpiece measurements? Am I in a Middle Earth inspired rock band? Thranduil and the Dwarf Haters? Legolas' Orc Erasers? BTW, your accent is just 👌 _chef's kiss_

[@TheFuriousBrother]

I'm gonna use Legolas's orc erasers as a group name for an elven inquisition themed D&D campaing at some point...

[@JonathanDGibson]

I am loving this series of awkward videos. Please don't stop... ever. 🙂

[@johnnyrenfield]

This performance needs an Oscar 🤘😎🍻 bravo

[@JodieMarieASMR]

You are far too kind ☺

[@BOB_AI.08]

So soft voice 💙

[@discardingsabot5898]

For years, I've ONLY watched Latte and Whisper ASMR, you are now on my list..... Thx for the work....

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😭🤗 Thank youuu. Happy to be on your list. Welcome to the madness

[@zerotwo6114]

10/10 acting, it seems super real and believable

[@FransM89]

Pretty good acting considering you're not even doing this with another person. It's just you and the camera. Yet the feeling of being measured is very immersive. Good job!

[@eiIlenn]

Loving the awkward ASMR videos. Also measuring is one of my favorite trigger, thanks Jodie, this is relaxing 👍👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Then I hope I did the trigger justice

[@kylegallagher9650]

I totally misread that as "I hope I did the trigger juice" lol I was like what the hell is trigger juice, then I thought to myself, whoa that's a great name for a new product, a juice that gives you tingles, but then I remembered alcohol exists so I guess that's already kinda tingle juice...my pipe dreams suck...😪🙄🤪

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@kylegallagher9650 haha well it made a fun comment at least ☺

[@DirtyCatBox]

I watch a lot of asmr but good lord, what a preformance. If you don't become an actor someday the industry is missing something big. Keep up the good work.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤭

[@lycanimus6448]

That’s not cringe at all....that’s just plain adorable!

[@lostmarimo]

*reads title* Oh this will be fun. *5 minutes into the video* Don't fall in love.. don't fall in love, she is not real.

[@sevenity2677]

I did like this one because of the clarity of voice and British/Irish/Scottish accents are great to listen to. Polite and shy a plus. Easy listen voice helps calm me in my opinion

[@dale1978b]

She is so endearing and sweet a true joy to ones heart

[@Me-th3gj]

lol This must've been the most adorable ASMR video I've ever seen. 😆 I appreciate the dad jokes that were strategically planted to catch a person off guard. lol Got me to cringe, but it was a good experience. Thanks! I'm gonna have to check out your other videos now.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you. Hope you like them. Welcome to the madness ☺

[@Me-th3gj]

@@JodieMarieASMR Yeah, I'm enjoying them. I like your creative approach to ASMR. Thanks for the welcome, Jody Marie. Glad to be here. 😄 Keep up the good work!

[@davidn7sr352]

This is a brilliant video, she is awesome at being absolutely awkward! Love it, 😁👍

[@RoninXDarknight]

Cringe? I wanna give this woman all the snuggles cause she's adorkable o.o

[@semi0tical]

"I want to make sure the measurements are as perfect as your face..." *snaps tape* 😂

[@fagewelsh]

Such a lovely soft voice and so cute with the awkwardness

[@randomz5641]

One of the best ASMR vids

[@lilmeowmeow._.]

Yeeeees! I've been waiting for another measuring video! ❤️ Awesome work as always Jodie❤️

[@jamesdeason763]

Absolutely love this kind of stuff! So very well done.

[@caseyhansen791]

I'm fully invested in this storyline

[@oooCoffeeboyooo]

This is the video I come back to and watch on repeat.

[@del3565]

As a Brit I’m used to this basically every one in the uk is awkward

[@kellapeer]

So how would an “normal” interaction go?

[@kellapeer]

@Engelbrecht Willkür, der Freiwillige lmbo. Stranger 1:“Good day isn’t it?” Stranger 2:”c**t” Stranger 1:”ah yes, another great day in the UK!” 😂

[@revzombie]

Speak for yourself pal, if people are awkward in the UK they usually have Asperger's, you make us sound like a bunch of bumbling idiots when were an island of confident lions...✌️🇬🇧😛

[@vincem3748]

@@revzombie I have Asperger's but am not from the UK 🇬🇧 Can only half confirm 😂

[@nishgriff1]

Adorable, funny, talented, and super cute. Thank you for making these.

[@jjjatzeck8147]

I feel wonderful after watching this ASMR. I can watch you all the time☺️

[@Fort_Sed]

I literally love this awkward flirt kind of asmr roleplay

[@bryceallen98K]

I LOVE THIS SERIES! I cant wait to see more!

[@VvAaMmPpIiRrEe]

Hey Jodie I love these awkward videos 👍😀 they are easily one of my favourite asmr triggers , I just find them so cute & tingley I can't help but smile 😀 can't wait to see more, keep up the good work 👍 take care ❤️👍😃✌️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you. I am glad you find enjoyment in these vids

[@Phoenixdark1]

Someday I hope I'll experience something like this in real life, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it.

[@middle_management7582]

Can you make me cringe? No. Fall madly in love? Maybe. Kidding. This is great, 15/10!

[@inthebag84]

I love this so much. I love the cutesy awkwardness and how closeup the camera is that really accentuates your piercing blue eyes. Really well done video. This is my first time to your channel, but definitely won't be my last!

[@foobar7777]

Wow i am totally mesmerized by your acting! That is just brilliant, congrats!!

[@justingotherman5238]

YESSS! So happy about more of these! Kind of worn out the other two videos

[@MrA1D3N]

Supposed to be awkward but it was absolutely adorable, an awkward date with this character would be awesome.

[@vaskoobscura_]

How have I never seen you before. Love your quirky personality. My only regret is that KZbin only gives me but one thumbs up to give you.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hey, welcome to the madness 🤭

[@ariongadd1585]

Omg this character is Adorable!

[@mattstiadle5625]

So awkward and weird, yet entirely adorable

[@GumpyWhispers]

when you went down, i didnt think you would come back up :D

[@markdavies8037]

Thankyou gor this, it really relaxed me before a busy day at work. Well done.

[@grumpyslav3066]

The measure lady obsession with measuring things gives off the same vibe as Salad Fingers and his thing for rusted objects.

[@hannesnilsstrom2613]

so relaxing and tingly! recently found your channel through Lady asmr! love your videos! had to subscribe!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Oh really?! Love her! Thank you welcome to the Madness 🤗

[@nnslg]

This is how I talk to girls. Fun(ny) to see it, also the close-up whispers are top notch. Quality relaxation entertainment!

[@RockLeeMC]

KZbin algorithms brought me to you! I’m so late the party. This was absolutely delightful and refreshing! Liked and subbed!

[@ASMRMusings]

Oh, yeaah! THAT WAS SO AWKWARD! 😂 I am dead at some of these quotes: - 2:52 Oh, you had to work out more for this? Oh, okay, WE'LL SEE. - 6:40 Such huge hands. - 14:53 You know what they say "Big head, big brains". No they don't say that. 😂 Loved this! Need to listen this again. Thanks, Jodie. The cringe-level is at 200% but it's hilarious cringe.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣 You're hilarious! Thank you 🤗

[@ASMRMusings]

23:59 (Jodie walks behind man; thinks she's invisible) "Oh, wow... Such broad shoulders. (whispers under breath) Oh, what a site... OH! Sorry, of course, you could still hear me". 😂😂 How did I miss that this first time around?! You were invisible! You crack me up.

[@Profile__1]

My brain is so huge that my skull is .5x larger than the average human skull. I am basically genius, really.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ASMRMusings 🤣🤣🤣 I do try

[@ASMRMusings]

@@Profile__1 Makes sense! 😂

[@lSeKToRl]

Revisting this a week later A+ acting. You have some serious talent.

[@uCruz_]

ngl, I need more of this character in my life xD

[@chefdeparty]

This is amazing. Proper Brit romcom hilarity and very cute. Your accent is beautiful too. I feel like we, the viewers are playing Hugh Grant or Colin Firth or someone from that era. 🤣. Definitely one of the best ASMR RPs i've seen in ages. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💖

[@puckarine]

The awkwardness and nervousness is actually kind of endearing.

[@JoseLopez-qp1fd]

I was just thinking about your videos, and suddenly I see your channel notifications. Wow😳

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Perfect timing. Speak of the Devil and she will appear 😉

[@owenanderson9624]

Your ASMR videos make me feel so relaxed 🥰❤❤❤

[@MrClifficus]

Agh! I can't cringe at this, it's too adorable!