ASMR Canadian MRE

Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains. At one point he stopped walking, and looked at the barren land stretching in front of him. There it was. Paper bag with a welcoming inscription: ''Indian chicken breast''
''If that is what I'm thinking it is, I'll be saved'' He thought to himself
He picked it up and began examining the package with his large dusty hands.
''I'm such a lucky guy. If it were beef or pork my red meat intolerance surely wouldn't allow me to enjoy this meal, but I have chicken instead! '' He breathed a sigh of relief
His exhaustion seemed to be flushed away by a sudden secretion of dopamine his brain started to produce just at the thought of what is about to happen in a while.
He grabbed his knife and opened the package vigorously. His breathing stopped for a second when he was searching for the main course. He quickly read the instruction and then dumped everything from the bag on the ground.
''Where the heck is the flameless heater or the stove with fuel tablets? It has to be somewhere here. My guts are dying for something warm to eat.''
Poor Canadian soldiers. He pictured Minister of National Defence sitting at his desk with a cigar in one hand and a mocking smile on his face. Honey is too good for a bear.
''Screw it! I'm so hungry that I don't mind eating it along with the package without even heating it up.'' He murmured under his breath.
He ripped the bag open, and poured all of its contents right inside his mouth.
He choked on a chunk of meat.
''Cough! Cough! Oh yea! It tastes good, but not exactly like chicken. It is definitely a different kind of meat.'' He frowned in confusion while chewing the meat
After a while his skin began to itch and he felt sudden waves of hot flashes coming at him.
''Oh no, it must have been pork or beef. Someone made a horrible mistake by putting pork inside a package that says "Indian chicken breast'' Now I'm gonna suffer and probably die here in pain.''
''At least let's try to grab something sweet to make this moment a little bit more bearable.'' He heard a voice inside his head
With the last bit of his strength he managed to grab a small package. He looked at it and saw these two words printed on a khaki background:
''Pain hamburger''
''Damn it! I would rather eat a Martian MRE than the Canadian one.'' He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then he fell asleep and after a few hours was found by a Grizzly bear who decided to share some blueberries with a needy friend.
They became friends. The bear really likes when his buddy scratches his itchy back with a huge rake.
Having in the description all of the words such as: ''battlefield'''', ''soldier'', ''wounded'', ''breast'' and ''pain'' this video will surely get demonetized, so please at least click the thumbs up button to make me feel a little bit better :D Thanks!
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[@heyadea]

I went through a spiritual journey just by reading the description.

[@ignificus8123]

Dea Del Carmen I got a terminal illness from the grammar tho...

[@wes1759]

English isn't his first language so the grammar is understandable.

[@huuphat1671]

At least it’s understandable

[@jackenjon7204]

What precisely wrong there is with grammar? I'm not american, but I cannot see any mistakes.

[@blakcjackk725]

Write a better one.

[@ArtyI]

“Military ration - not for resale” People who sell these: Thats not gonna stop me because I can’t read

[@galaxystarsyt2747]

Thats a josh dub meme right?

[@chasengipson3798]

Riley, it isn’t, its off of a childhood series

[@Dioopz]

that’s not how it works

[@crack_soda]

“That sign wont stop me, because I cant read!”

[@owithalineybutitsupsidedow923]

The military itself sells it They just don’t want other companies/ people to sell them

[@adriana8527]

From the creators of agony sandwich, and discomfort donut. We present you the *PAIN HAMBURGER*

[@romualdgouriou2780]

Très drôle

[@mbxoc954]

Hamburg in germany pain

[@mbxoc954]

@@ThePickleKingdom i don't now. xD

[@mbxoc954]

@Huckleberry Sadam Husain?

[@an0n-mou5e5]

Miserable Milkshake, Torture Tortilla, Dying Dragon Fruit, Aching Apple, Wounded Watermelon, Seizure Steak, Hurt Ham, Discomfort Dairy, Sting Sandwich, Prick Pickle, Cramping Celery, And all your other _Favorite_ Fever-like Foods!

[@zollaii326]

Me: comes here to look at Canadian MRE Everyone in the comments: P A I N H A M B U R G E R me: laughs in French

[@Zlurm]

je besoin un MRE, je veu ils très délicieux

[@speedwheel1807]

Please what does it want

[@maria-melek]

@@speedwheel1807 It means bread.

[@blumenkohl108]

Me:: *Loading my gun in german*

[@grimlock8155]

Everybody: *panicking because they don't know french* Me: *laughs in being the only English-French Canadian dude who is a voice actor here*

[@Star04897]

This sounds like me when I'm trying to get food from a package at 3 am.

[@asmrkat7734]

Sarajevo Mapper KaQu watch mine 4 tingles! And lol

[@permafrost8894]

Lmao same It's like when you're trying to eat something quietly in a silent library with many ppl around you

[@lizethglez1756]

jajajaa

[@Aganie.]

Lmao dude you're describing me rn lol!

[@katybiller1095]

Zvijezda me to

[@auctoritate8254]

I never did care for PAIN HAMBURGER. I always preferred AGONY SANDWICH.

[@DASmallWorlds]

Stetson Graham F R E N C H

[@LilPoopsie]

Hurts donut is good too lol

[@bigboy6704]

I am partial to an anguish hotdog.

[@FallenStargazer43]

I quite prefer a nice bowl of SUFFERING SUCCOSTASH myself

[@thehermit8618]

Stetson Graham im more of a TORMENT BURRITO kinda guy tbh

[@SMGeeHottie]

"Pain hamburger"? Is there a burger for comfort as well?

[@kuku8846]

This comment is very old now but KZbin put this at the very top, and I’m surprised no one has replied yet. I was briefly surprised at first too, but then I remembered “pain” means “bread” in French. 😆

[@user-qn5os1hh8b]

@@kuku8846 that's really good information to me thx bro

[@miketyson7875]

Also French is backwards so for example hamburger bun would be “bun hamburger” in French however it would not be bun it would be pain

[@melanie6982]

Yes, because he went to war

[@cgfdemonz8963]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@arwenbarrett2642]

for those wondering, Canada is bilingual. Pain means bread. The package is in english and french.

[@kashishsrivastava9964]

I love pain

[@maria-melek]

@@kashishsrivastava9964 Me too 😳

[@bigupbassline58]

bread hamburger makes even less sense

[@jochumm6099]

Nono man, its clearly a painful hamburger. You cannot make me think otherwise

[@Deathstroke1394]

MERCI YOU!!!

[@Torenhire]

PAIN HAMBURGER sounds like a sick death metal band

[@DASmallWorlds]

Torenhire F R E N C H

[@bedlam98]

Or a fast food themed wrestler.

[@DuctTapeFan922]

I'd pay to see it 😂

[@sayra3339]

Torenhire I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE LAUGHING THIS HARD AT A ASMR COMMENTS SECTION

[@ariandel8917]

Madre Pitufa lmao same

[@okluminous566]

The description deserves an award of honor.

[@ffarewell]

420 asmrsurge canadian mre free dlc pack 1

[@polishpumpkin]

420 with 420 likes 🐸

[@okluminous566]

My life goal has finally been completed. Goodbye, my “Trial” If you know the reference, then you get a cookie with a free sub 🍪

[@ffarewell]

420 journey??

[@okluminous566]

Nope, nice try

[@squirtleturtl]

Next time call it ASMRE

[@camillelykke3668]

Canadian soldiers be like: *shoots man* *“sorry, eh”*

[@Reynaertphotos]

Canadians don't say sorry in war. They slaughter their enemy.

[@cameron6031]

*_(slaughters entire enemy team)_* *_S O R R Y, E H_*

[@T_oxInz]

@@Reynaertphotos r/whooosh

[@empirecrumbles615]

Ford F150 4 o’s jerkass

[@loganleblond1219]

I'm a Canadian and it would be more so like "eh bud sorry for shooting you"

[@Fuvell]

==========[TimeStamps]========== 0:00~0:07 Intro 0:07~1:14 Showing the box, touching the box, squeezing, scratching, and more. (I'll say that bag looking thing as a box) 1:14~1:45 Opening the box. 1:45~7:17 Getting the things out of the box, tapping, squeezing, scratching, and more. 7:17~7:46 Playing(?) with the box. 7:46~11:25 Touching the smaller parts of the MRE (coffee, matches, etc). Tapping, squeezing, scratching, match sounds, and more. 11:25~12:36 Opening the Indian Chicken breast menu. 12:36~13:57 Opening the Blueberry Apple Sauce menu. 13:57~14:56 Getting the whole MRE ready. 14:56~18:55 Creating the hamburger. 18:55~20:19 Getting the peanut butter candy and "a" gum ready. 20:19~21:34 Getting the Indian Chicken Breast menu heated up. 21:34~23:03 Putting the Indian Chicken Breast menu on a plate. 23:03~23:49 Getting the Blueberry Apple Sause menu on a plate. 23:49~24:54 Getting the Strawberry Sports Drink ready. 24:54~27:11 Getting the Espresso(coffee) ready... And putting sugar on it. Sorry if somebody else already did it. What am I doing with my life, it is my 2nd time doing Timestamps for this guy... It was fun though. For some reason xD 0:00 Start 27:11 End ==============================

[@Fuvell]

Répeateàrs Répeateàrs lol, It still took me a while :P

[@twoheadedvenus8349]

카무숫 Like the box. Feel the box. BE THE BOX

[@ziggy3325]

You deserve more likes

[@tonet9937]

A big like for all your effort m8

[@Fuvell]

Clover thanks bud

[@ASMRSURGE]

Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains. At one point he stopped walking, and looked at the barren land stretching in front of him. There it was. Paper bag with a welcoming inscription: ''Indian chicken breast'' ''If that is what I'm thinking it is, I'll be saved'' He thought to himself He picked it up and began examining the package with his large dusty hands. ''I'm such a lucky guy. If it were beef or pork my red meat intolerance surely wouldn't allow me to enjoy this meal, but I have got chicken instead! '' He breathed a sigh of relief His exhaustion seemed to be flushed away by a sudden secretion of dopamine his brain started to produce just at the thought of what is about to happen in a while. He grabbed his knife and opened the package vigorously. His breathing stopped for a second when he was searching for the main course. He quickly read the instruction and then dumped everything from the bag on the ground. ''Where the heck is the flameless heater or the stove with fuel tablets? It has to be somewhere here. My guts are dying for something warm to eat.'' Poor Canadian soldiers. He pictured Minister of National Defence sitting at his desk with a cigar in one hand and a mocking smile on his face. Honey is too good for a bear. ''Screw it! I'm so hungry that I don't mind eating it along with the package without even heating it up.'' He murmured under his breath. He ripped the bag open, and poured all of its contents right inside his mouth. He choked on a chunk of meat. ''Cough! Cough! Oh yea! It tastes good, but not exactly like chicken. It is definitely a different kind of meat.'' He frowned in confusion while chewing the meat After a while his skin began to itch and he felt sudden waves of hot flashes coming at him. ''Oh no, it must have been pork or beef. Someone made a horrible mistake by putting pork inside a package that says "Indian chicken breast'' Now I'm gonna suffer and probably die here in pain.'' ''At least let's try to grab something sweet to make this moment a little bit more bearable.'' He heard a voice inside his head With the last bit of his strength he managed to grab a small package. He looked at it and saw these two words printed on a khaki background: ''Pain hamburger'' ''Damn it! I would rather eat a Martian MRE than the Canadian one.'' He shouted at the top of his lungs. Then he fell asleep and after a few hours was found by a Grizzly bear who decided to share some blueberries with a needy friend. They became friends. The bear really likes when his buddy scratches his itchy back with a huge rake. Having in the description all of the words such as: ''battlefield'''', ''soldier'', ''wounded'', ''breast'' and ''pain'' this video will surely get demonetized, so please at least click the thumbs up button to make me feel a little bit better :D Thanks!

[@lyla4]

ASMRSurge ahh the good old descriptions are back....😂

[@imvictorious8710]

I really wonder where you get those MRE in your videos..Btw could you do asmr with any Asian country’s military meal? I think it’d be a interesting experience to you and your viewers living in western area!

[@BlindProsopagnosic]

If you wrote a book I'd read it

[@agendeer265]

as a canadian i approve

[@agendeer265]

bread hamburger

[@meganrioux]

Me: oh nice! Theres a little bit of french things written on this MRE! All non-bilingual and anglophone people: LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER (Im sorry but this is too funny😂)

[@maria-melek]

I'm bilingual just not in French. But it's close to bread in Spanish,in Spanish its pan.

[@jaguraisbae7278]

I'm bilingual but not in french nor spanish So yeah, LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER

[@Kreidmer]

LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER

[@KriegerBR29]

-Welcome to Sufferings, may I take your order. -Yes, I'd like a pain hamburger, a large burning Coke and medium Suffer rings with bacon. -Would you like to try our new special Itcheroni toppings for 1.99? -I don't know. How is it like? -It will itch your upper abdomen. You will want to scratch yourself until you bleed. Our customers just love how uncomfortable it is.

[@MathisMathis]

14:35 KETCHUP HAS ENTERED THE STAGE

[@johnwest6690]

SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Lmao

[@exhausted2820]

Kepchuk

[@arzhiediazaj]

lamb sauce my dude, lamb sauce

[@rabbiqa]

Fwapp

[@supertornadogun1690]

SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Looks like red hot red sauce to me

[@internetsafespace]

Came for the ASMR. Stayed for the captivating story

[@despacitodaniel801]

When clearly you wanted the *PAIN HAMBURGER*

[@SaintMartins]

The name “Canada” comes from the (Native Canadian) Huron-Iroquois native word “kanata” meaning “village” or “settlement.” In 1535, two Aboriginal youths told French explorer Jacques Cartier about their route to kanata, he misunderstood & thought it was the name of their country, they were actually referring to their village of Stadacona, the site of present-day Quebec City in the Canadian Province of Quebec.

[@cheese5331]

What?

[@OhVicanne]

@@cheese5331 dude

[@seejaytee]

I would just like to point out that "pain hamburger" is in French and means "hamburger bun" XD Although, the direct translation of "pain" is "bread"

[@annerg5823]

Woooper _Doooper yes "pain" in French is " bread" . I speak French and it never came to my attention before that our word for bread is pain (like suffering) wow hahaha indeed it's funny

[@kauvik_]

Woooper _Doooper this comment needs attention

[@seejaytee]

Silverlit Studios lol

[@PopCultureFan_]

Cant believ how many in the states dont know that, like of course its a different language, just like they have enlgish and spanish beside eachother. The joke was funny for 10 minutes..

[@bigupbassline58]

baguetts = pain

[@fluttermins]

hope you weren't demonetized becuase both the description and video are pure gold.

[@QuippersUnited]

God, look at that stale-ass burger bun. No wonder they call it a pain hamburger.

[@QuippersUnited]

And yes, I am aware that it's french.

[@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615]

That is one sorry little lump of wheat product.

[@geographyinaction7814]

They're actually quite good!

[@comedicusername1528]

What i think they are gonna serve u 5 star meals made by Gordon Ramsey? U will fucking make love with food u get when ur out there in a war zone.

[@sc7244]

@@geographyinaction7814 😆

[@baodur5317]

My one semester of french class comin in clutch the five minutes i was reading these

[@Rickystanicky22666]

It do be like that

[@loupois2370]

sad thing is, i'm french and it took me like 2 minutes to realize it was hamburger bun LMAO

[@jackstinson3712]

Other people: Rain, music, and stuff like that is relaxing Me: I listen to people smacking food in bags

[@Coolmark123]

YES! I LOVE THE MRE VIDEOS! PLEASE DO MORE :)

[@keandric2765]

I agree! These have become my favorite of his videos xD ^_^

[@PriyanshGupta2906]

Lol taking a break from bullet force??

[@Coolmark123]

keandric 2 They're just so satisfying :)

[@bowseratvandsmallenginerep6797]

Coolmark agreed

[@Cosmo23]

Taking a break from Critical Ops?

[@trashfeverything2579]

honestly, you are my favorite asmrtist because of this series. your descriptions are a bonus

[@owenlunn1612]

Me, who speaks French as a second language reading all the "pain burger" comments 😐

[@quotient9974]

“CANADIAN MRE” First line of description “Imagine you’re an American soldier”

[@JuniperF]

Technically Canadians are "americans", they live in north America

[@grimlock8155]

@@JuniperF true... but I know that they're talking about the nationalities and not the continent...

[@liamwiltshire3400]

I'm expecting just a bag full of paper, on which is written "sorry" a hundred or so times.

[@seejaytee]

Liam Wiltshire OK, a little stereotypical, but whatever XD

[@alexbeswick]

As a Canadian I can confirm, most of us say sorry wayyyy too much, myself included

[@tysonmccartney]

Alex Beswick we are generally nicer.

[@Gakulon]

Liam Wiltshire I know you're joking, but the JTF is fucking terrifying. One of the best and secretive special forces groups in the world. You would not want to be on their bad side.

[@carlweathers5714]

Soar ree

[@user-fg7ct3wd7f]

日本人の方のコメントをいつも無意識に探して見つけてホッとしてる☺️

[@Nozya_maru]

みすず 私もです！ たった今このコメント見て安心してます(*´ω`*)

[@user-fg7ct3wd7f]

しりとリボン わぁぁ嬉しいです😭💗💗

[@bruhtha04]

Æ hello there. I see you understand me, have a great day Æ

[@trevors3450]

I appreciate your attention to detail. Never lose that.

[@jatterjite]

Your MRE videos are definitely the my favorite out of your channel.

[@rightnationalistunited6944]

I've been watching your channel for 4 years. you are the best ASMR youtuber in the world. 😍😍 Cheers from South Korea!

[@ritschie4993]

North Korea best Korea!

[@jackeer100]

@@ritschie4993 Not the best, because Korea its one, and north korea will win the american imperialism and unificate again.

[@alexismaquaire6201]

"Like us on facebook" for a military ration ? Rofl

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

@Oscar Antarctica They would apologise while being in a War. Terrible sorry for the inconvenience to fight us!

[@rvss5270]

Maybe they already imagined they were going to be illegally sold and didn't loss the chance to make some propaganda

[@Jaydoggy531]

Only just discovered your channel. I don't see much narration-free ASMR, which is my personal preference. I loved this video. Keep up the good work!

[@Be-rh2ls]

Your stories are always perfect! :)

[@user-ne8oe9tp7d]

Dude, thank you so much, I haven't felt any tingles for a long time, but you, only you managed to make me feel, I am so grateful. Most of all, I liked the sounds you make when you accidently touch anything with a top of the bag, inside it

[@ath3ris_]

Check out ARDRA -asmr-, her tingles are a gift from heaven.

[@tamaraschmeling7361]

Love these MRI videos and everything you do! Keep it up!👍

[@Marie-dg9jr]

Très agréable pour mes oreilles. J'aime beaucoup. Merci pour le plaisir et la détente. C genial...

[@stefsdl]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SLEEP! LOVE THIS VIDEO

[@spider-manthecrip783]

Pain Hamburger is French for a hamburger bun.

[@leekatsiff]

If only the translation was printed above it

[@DASmallWorlds]

Michael Katsiff Très drôle.

[@mathias-19-]

I still felt pain seeing this, humm, burger you say ?

[@mathias-19-]

Moon Walk Drop Sauce The french for "hamburger bun" is "Pain pour hamburger" actually

[@LooveStrawberry]

Mathias Desplanches in canada we skip words cause we're busy fixing everyones mistakes and ignoring our aboriginal people

[@NSBlanchi]

The time it took me to click this video proves humans can react and move faster than light itself.

[@bumblebeepotato]

The feel when you see the notification pop up and you instalick and the video says 0 views

[@carlweathers5714]

Oh, it's the fire alchemist.

[@krisppi7077]

i am very surprised that you still dont have a million subs! you're videos are amazing and i absolutely love the quality! keep it coming!

[@sounds_healing]

a new level of asmr..storytelling of high class ! ~

[@athenasparks8089]

I'm disappointed that there wasn't any maple syrup in there

[@nicolec8692]

Honestly, I don't remember the last time I had maple syrup. It's surprisingly expensive here considering how much of the world supply we make.

[@gabrielerocchetti]

Ma del barone?

[@thebestinstrument]

Hey There Are English Quebecers, And It's Like $10.00 A Bottle So Don't Whine

[@nicolec8692]

Rubber Ducky I don't hate the Québecois. You're lucky to have it for 10 dollars a bottle though, it's tough to find it for less than 20 here.

[@NotAJollyPotato]

We get a bottle of good Maple syrup in the UK for about 5 pounds or roughly 9 dollars (canadian)

[@neonnox3289]

Another cool stories bro. Every time you upload a new video I got so excited for the description, wondering if there is another treat to be read. Not disappointed at all.

[@MathisMathis]

Neon Nox "another treat to be read" lol

[@neonnox3289]

SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Ayy idk he's post is just like a treat to me, can't think of other words. What word do you think would fit better? Obliviously English is not my first language so critique and correction is greatly appreciated.

[@MathisMathis]

Neon Nox no that's a very well chosen word in my opinion xD

[@neonnox3289]

SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. ohh well thanks dude xD

[@mickdouglas3062]

Great video as usual. But just so everyone knows we do have ration heaters, they just don't come in the ration. Normally a 2 burner Coleman stove and pressure cooker is used to heat food. There are also different rations for breakfast, lunch and supper. Eating Indian Chicken Breast first thing in the morning would be rough.

[@jeno6466]

Ugh this is so satisfying I need more of this

[@felissundae335]

Your descriptions always make my day

[@bryce5421]

Felis Sundae Guts

[@user-fl5bd5bl4m]

진짜 사물소리는 이 아조씨가 젤 잘 내는듯

[@666AMC666]

I love these MRE episodes from you!

[@frohgfou4483]

At first when looking at the thumbnail I thought it said “plain hamburger” and then I realised

[@maria-melek]

Me too 😂

[@bernasmr9446]

king of POV asmr

[@fl4vsecundar898]

18:52 hamburger friendzone.

[@katielake4171]

Hahahaha

[@AerophiIe]

stark. - Motion Design ツ haha

[@caesarzeppeli2444]

Like my entire life, friendzoned :'(

[@crack_soda]

Shadow Hell you’re not alone brother

[@lorensasitos6557]

My family : dont play with your food Me: 16:17

[@margaretmiller8672]

I love the story alongside this! Wonederful job

[@rondo247]

>Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains its civil warrin' time bohs

[@user-rx2mq3pn3p]

One of your many great videos! Your video quality is top notch and you have such good descriptions. You should maybe write a story with all that creativity and make a page turning video?

[@tanakadx7426]

まだ開封してない一番最初の紙袋の音好きだし匂いも好き

[@aysel_im2145]

BRILLIANT! as always!

[@solvolva]

I love your MRE vids 🖤

[@earthsun]

かれこれAmericanMREの動画２００回は見てる自分としては、タイトル見て喜びを超える何かを感じました（伝えたかったｗ）

[@HappyYoungMama]

I got extremely intense tingles from this

[@zenno9994]

I'm just Here Because I'm Canadian no other reason really

[@crack_soda]

same brother

[@grimlock8155]

I'm a Canadian as well too!... **I'm friends with Sunericans and there is this guy named Alex LinKinStar. He's a Sunerican soldier with a rank Master Sergeant and he has a twin sister who works in the Marine Corps as a Marine Captain... my brother Larry served in the US Military as a Marine Captain. He was a good man, in many ways. I'm quite a big supporter of the military... nonetheless...** **I also have a friend who is an American and this friend is Frank Welker... he's a coworker to me... me and Frank Welker are voicr actors!...**

[@ultpeppega2366]

Welcome Canada brother.

[@jessebreyer709]

@@grimlock8155 liar

[@grimlock8155]

@@jessebreyer709 you don't know me so you have no idea if I'm lying or not so shut the frag up.

[@joaquinalvarez7364]

Best description ever! Fantastic story

[@asmrkat7734]

KaQu watch mine 4 tingles

[@babyap3]

Your description is gold. :'D

[@Puddzmegumi]

I can be sleepy by only hearing this kind of scratch. OMG 😴

[@rebeccalynn209]

I love these types of videos that you do.

[@Geebzer]

3:38 wtf was that hand movement for 💀😂

[@jmr1068204]

Probably a gnat/bug or something...

[@sandmanuseschloroform5651]

He banished someone

[@annerg5823]

Hahahah

[@tankaddict9147]

Swatted a fly lol

[@LinnyTheGuinea]

Sandman Uses Chloroform I subscribed to u just for that XD

[@juicyfriedcouda]

14:35 when homeboy yeeted that red hot sauce into frame caught me trippin

[@JessAyu]

the paper box and the ham bun packaging sound amazing, pls do more of something like this 😭

[@vansart7686]

Of all the asmr videos and other people making asmr videos, you are my favorite and most amazing best asmr videos ever, keep it up all your asmr videos is great and i like you go direct to the point like no talking just asmr video and its great.

[@savagemeowmeow8680]

The struggle of burning match stick I can relate;)

[@user-lf8hm8tx8c]

헐 소리 미쳤다ㅜㅜ너무 좋아ㅜㅜ♡♡

[@ratumohdnoor]

really help me sleep..i was 1hr sleep till my dotter cry..i watch it again..

[@truthseeker000000]

I Love you videos! It's Sooo relaxing!! Subscribed!

[@user-ve6qb8tf5b]

ちょうど寝ようとしてたんだー！ ありがとうございます😊

[@bruhtha04]

K

[@dumbnoodle8327]

K

[@ifoundtheavocados6978]

You need to publish the stuff that u out in your descriptions... omg they are amazing

[@fhilbo1701]

Man, this is great asmr and brings back great memories... My buddy was in the Canadian military 20 years ago... Lol now he lives in Georgia... Anyway, we've been playing D&D all these years. He used to bring me Laura Secord Mint Chocolate bars from his ration packs as a DM bribe. Good times.

[@CrazyUnicornJ]

This made me hungry and relaxed

[@lunyx24]

Pain hamburger? That's one fucking intense burger

[@agathe7708]

“Pain” means bread in french :)

[@drivethru6155]

agathe ddd Was just about to say that haha, it does sound interesting to the unassuming English speaker though ^^

[@lunyx24]

agathe ddd Ahh okay lol

[@user-gc7tk1zm4b]

"pain hamburger"

[@DASmallWorlds]

火灵狐 F R E N C H

[@vallandraasmr3057]

火灵狐 en français dans le texte yeaaah😂

[@charlottesoaresr]

Travis Panuccio TRUMP bored of those Americans 🙄

[@bruhtha04]

Agony sandwich

[@bruhtha04]

@@charlottesoaresr what

[@jocefjose6004]

MRE got me into ASMR so gotta watch this vid before the year ends.

[@PonkChonk]

A relaxing video and a funny description is a good combination indeed xDD

[@rabbiqa]

3:10 PAIN HAMBURGERRRRR BIG AND BUFF BURGER WITH A SIDE OF PAINNN DEVIL'S FAVOURITE 100% RECOMMENDED BY LUCY

[@Magalas]

After seeing some of this kind of comments of this kind,i believe that the mental age of some english speaker should not exceed 3 years,PAiN POUR HAMBURGER is hamburger bread in french!

[@Xelqet]

Pain hamburger in French it is Hamburger Bun.

[@user-jd9bq9px7m]

素敵な動画ありがとうございます😊

[@coffeeboi158]

Desc story was amazing 10/10 would go to sleep and dream about that.

[@asmrnightdream4478]

Thans for this video, I loved it!

[@blulucille]

Yes I’ll take one pain hamburger please.

[@db4302]

💕

[@ariandel8917]

That wasn't funny.

[@charlottesoaresr]

When you don’t understand something don’t make joke about it lady

[@liber5964]

>Sorrry you can't joke about this

[@robbieshaft]

it's allowed because she looks good

[@ihavehiv5815]

YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MAPLE SYRUP TO LAST ME 8 WEEKS? UNFORGIVABLE

[@Swrvn44]

wow so oddly relaxing

[@MaisarahDH]

Omg I love paper crumpling sounds

[@tragictrain404]

So this is what we've been eating in The Long Dark this whole time

[@BEDROOMASMR]

one day surge is going to win the Pulitzer for the things he wrote in his video description. :p

[@spoofsleeps9511]

Eating this will take the whole school day to finish and will enjoy this better than school lunch

[@bleuberry9636]

My favourite part is the two little marshmallows in their own little package - so cute!

[@xxx_gt713]

日本人の人👍

[@bunysparks3494]

我是日本人 我在说日本话 你好你好

[@ahokayo3918]

Buny Sparks 読めないー

[@xxx_gt713]

2204 ttx それなw 真的吗吗？

[@user-of1oz8cp6d]

福森大変 MREって何なんだろう…？ 緊急用品みたいなやつかな？

[@xxx_gt713]

パズチャンネル 俺もわかんないや(*^^*)

[@leogibney]

everyone: *PAIN HAMBURGER* me: *laughs in french-canadian*

[@grimlock8155]

I'm laughing in half French Canadian and half English Canadian here. My mom is an English Canadian while my dad is a French Canadian... But nowadays since I'm an adult, they're dead because of old age killing them...

[@mcmiracles5702]

Is it just me or are perfectly shaped packages super satisfying?

[@mevs3613]

Now I know what I wanted for Christmas.