french people say A S M r Like you but more cool x)
@PurplePoppyAnimator7 жыл бұрын
Why do all of these military rations look better than the lunches at my school cafeteria.
@Art-ec5cb7 жыл бұрын
It’s probably because they are.
@Cindy997657 жыл бұрын
Yep, they're way better. I can't say the same for most schools.
@pauly81667 жыл бұрын
MREs are not better. They have massively low water content which leads to some pretty bad *cough cough* constipation after a few days of consuming them. They are good when you first eat them but what they do to you is not good, trust me.
@rokmun72697 жыл бұрын
Pauly can't that just be offset by also drinking some water?
@DufulPlays7 жыл бұрын
Rok Mun LUL
@RealNacho7 жыл бұрын
Interesting enough that this MRE is extremely colorful and full of coffee and chocolate.
@carl3oz7 жыл бұрын
Paranoid In France we are fucker with coffe
@TheRealBegion6 жыл бұрын
French rations are made from the best products from multiple brands, and not barf made by a sole company. They were composed by chefs to keep troops morale. Some include exotic meals like ostrich with cranberry sauce. There are loads of different menus and dishes, so you don't get bored. I'm diggin it
@theflamre34476 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBegion ever since vally forge the U.S miltary has kept a standard of "they are fed" not well necessarily but enough to keep them healthy and on their feet. In the end a lot of things are left up to the miltary in terms of the feeding of the rank and file and due to the plethora of men in active deployment across battle fields on the world stage it was decidedly a bad idea to feed them pricy foods. It's crap and we all wish to feed them better but the U.S is to involved in everyone's issues (blame the U.N not us) to feed them like that.
@theflamre34476 жыл бұрын
Too*
@XHachimanX6 жыл бұрын
An MRE is supposed to be a morale boost for soldiers. Nothing drops morale lower than an empty stomach and shitty food.
@darkohunter57394 жыл бұрын
French: ah yes have this lovely canned food America: here just kinda..eat these crayons instead
@dia20274 жыл бұрын
Commenting 3 years later to see if anyone still watches his old videos. This one is my favorite
@weedbunts4 жыл бұрын
This ones definatly in my favorites too!
@theallmightyteddybear3 жыл бұрын
All MRE and Soap carvimg series are my favorites!
@이지연-g4i3 жыл бұрын
It seems we do.
@FishyBoi133710 ай бұрын
I still rewatch this one!
@_YOSHIGANGАй бұрын
Rewatch it it is soo good
@serena-dr9ke7 жыл бұрын
your microphones could capture a bug farting
@SexyPimi7 жыл бұрын
timestamp ? JK.
@xblossom87897 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAHHAHA
@jilliankattt7 жыл бұрын
Aw man this comment is gold 😂😂
@siempje117 жыл бұрын
But how do I never hear him breathe?
@anabasis90547 жыл бұрын
Because he is a zombie you dumbass
@PierreGASMR7 жыл бұрын
Lot of brands I've never seen :D I only know Andros. Anyway, incredible quality, as always ^^
@seweeline36336 жыл бұрын
Hello there, meeting one of my favourite Asmrtist in one of my another's favourite Asmrtist. I must be dreaming
@julietteg90215 жыл бұрын
PierreG ASMR ! J'aime bien vos vidéos 👍
@vorples48864 жыл бұрын
PierreG ASMR HI PIERRE :)
@Beka-u6k4 жыл бұрын
:)
@sniperniko4 жыл бұрын
Wow ur here Pierreg!
@ASMRSURGE7 жыл бұрын
Last night I was squatting next to the small metal grates trying to lit the magnesium tablets beneath them, and all for the sake of heating up a meal from a French MRE. First time when I realized that instead of flameless ration heater there is just a metal grate and magnesium tablets, I was pissed off because it meant I'll have to record this part of the video outside. As soon as I listened to the sound of burning magnesium tablets accompanied by the sound of slowly boiling souce, I was back in a good mood smiling to my neighbor who had just been peering with confusion through his window at the weirdo camping outside in the middle of the night. For some reason he did not smile back. If you click the ''i'' letter in the upper right corner you will see an interesting poll in which you can take part. Have fun! Filming outside starts at 25:38 Please do not forget to hit that thumbs up button if you enjoyed the video :) Thank you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It would be great if you were kind enough to support me on Patreon: Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
@amirsabbag90057 жыл бұрын
ASMRSurge love your videos
@GhostlyGuardians7 жыл бұрын
ASMRSurge You miss-spelled "click" (I'm sorry, it's a thing I do.) But anyway, other than that. Great video. 😁
@elleenchoi14757 жыл бұрын
ASMRSurge Greetings from Korea! Always love your vids!♡♡
@JEMA3337 жыл бұрын
ASMRSurge For some reason he did not smile back😓 i wonder why... would you smile at a strange deranged looking neighbor in his yard next to yours camping? i think not if that crack head looking guy smiled at me i would close the curtains m
@seithbennett72217 жыл бұрын
ASMRSurge Could I come over and listen to its everyday bro ironically at yours?
@kimchi20447 жыл бұрын
French MRE’s = 5 Star meal in the U.S
@marconestico5 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm an italian laughing about you because of your thinking that french cuisine is the best in the world. :)
@joana64745 жыл бұрын
Marco Nesticò it is
@prajawalgurung61215 жыл бұрын
@@joana6474 bias
@marconestico5 жыл бұрын
@@joana6474 in Italy we say "and if my grandad had 3 ball he would be a flipper"
@Meem0moo5 жыл бұрын
Eh no it’s way better than America’s mre but not even compared to our 5star meals
@Samstar3696 жыл бұрын
This Surge guy is who I’d go to for traditional or standard ASMR. No role plays, talking, mainly reviewing or sound-testing, and not much to worry about. Also, ad-free makes it even better. You got a new sub, Surge.
@Zhest-yu8rw7 жыл бұрын
I have to say, the French Military eat like kings, great quality in theirs MRE.
@tibag40357 жыл бұрын
Zhest 16.16.12 bah c'est la french callity
@CreepynekoChan7 жыл бұрын
Zhest 16.16.12 Hehe ! WE. ARE. THE KINGS. OF. FOOD.
@CreepynekoChan7 жыл бұрын
Louis GIRARD Pas faux xD
@Sheepolatas6 жыл бұрын
J'ai encore plus honte quand je vois l'orthographe de "callity" v: (Surtout qu'il avait juste à copier le mot du message auquel il répondait directement).
@datamasked6236 жыл бұрын
Agree. So much healthier than the shit the U.S. serves. Muesli, tea, nice dark chocolate...all of it looked not only delicious, but NUTRITIOUS. American MREs are processed garbage full of sodium and saturated fat. You’d think $750 billion a year would provide edible food in the field....nope.
@amithevert46347 жыл бұрын
Description is gold 😂 i love your channel
@JimmyBlack73517 жыл бұрын
Ami Chan Even better, try clicking at the poll he mentioned
@myosotis88567 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, i just think of ASMRtists as people with an extreme case of OCD and that they have to tap everything at least once a day.
@coulochonou63767 жыл бұрын
Yuukei i do have ocd its extremely annoying. do u have any tips to fight ocd?
@StillNoPickles697 жыл бұрын
Tristan Le Patriote Français Bullet to the brain
@coulochonou63767 жыл бұрын
StillNoPickles haha
@StillNoPickles697 жыл бұрын
Tristan Le Patriote Français Hahaha
@coulochonou63767 жыл бұрын
StillNoPickles hahahaha
@smolandangeryandgay76625 жыл бұрын
Best thing about speaking French and English? Seeing 5:58 and going "OMG IS THAT A GODDAMN CHOCOLATE CAKE IN A CAN?!?!?!"
@AbyssalPlague5 жыл бұрын
They'll can anything nowadays, won't they?
@tezca23085 жыл бұрын
And let me tell you, this is one of the best things in all the menus the french army have
@TalaR042 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssalPlague they used to csn foods a lot more back in the days than now
@Llamazalt6 ай бұрын
C'est pas choquant mec.
@yyukohh7 жыл бұрын
the food makes good sounds
@maksymalnybul61457 жыл бұрын
mira a the case makes a goodbye sounds
@arisenpaigacha67096 жыл бұрын
No the case makes good sounds, the food makes great sounds
@nerdysophie6 жыл бұрын
I think I’ve ever said that before, have I said that before?
@3pleYT7 жыл бұрын
10:10 When he realizes this doesn't make a sound
@Pantherlolz7 жыл бұрын
Triple Stabber ok
@coconoisette6 жыл бұрын
If you put the volume on max and stop breathing you can hear happiness
@ChaoticCrowLady5 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how dejected he seems for three seconds when he realizes
@AbyssalPlague5 жыл бұрын
Damn. Just a little tapping noise. When it breaks though, much sadness insues. :c
@bottlesalts7 жыл бұрын
What I love about your videos is that you take ASMR, which would usually only need noise, then you go the extra mile to make a entertaining video along with the soothing sounds. Best ASMR KZbinr, I gotta say.
@haynedi95387 жыл бұрын
Les français prennent contrôle de cet espace commentaire.
@roxasxiii39366 жыл бұрын
Exécutez l'ordre 66,purifiez laa section
@977_dark25 жыл бұрын
Tout à fait
@anymoremc37765 жыл бұрын
Bien reçu
@worldonline52555 жыл бұрын
Yes
@domino57155 жыл бұрын
Day 1-Today on other countryly people we have non-american frenchians talking to each other in thier natural habitat and i'm in the middle hopefully i don't get attacked by french men.
@karl7927 жыл бұрын
That last part with the sound of the food slowly heating up is incredible ! Totally worth the creeped out neighbor if you ask me. Thank you for the great job you do at relaxing us - you never fail doing so.
@Benji31407 жыл бұрын
jai eu l'occasion d'en manger ... C'est vraiment bizarre niveau goût. Puis j'ai goûté la ration américaine et c'est là où la ration française m'a manqué. mdr
@kinsymontgomery49567 жыл бұрын
Et bien croyez moi , à un moment donné , ni l'une ni l'autre ne vous manque . Alors voir une RCIR ici ça donne presque envie de les aimer , mais la réalité n'est jamais bien loin 😂 et bonne année !
@yayass_elias6 жыл бұрын
Comparer a une ration américaine notre ration est bien plus diététique Il faut savoir que sur le champs de bataille (d’apres certains soldats américains) 1 ration française = 2 voir 3 ration américaines. Je le sais car j’ai connu quelqu’un qui ma dit qu’un americain lui avait donné 2 des ses rations contre une ration française. Un sacré échange ^^
@loic545 жыл бұрын
salut c'est normal car avec une ration française tu as deux repas et un petit-déjeuner^^
@francois-louislegland28803 жыл бұрын
@@loic54 non c est même pire que ça, c est vraiment juste au niveau goût, les échanges que le comm décrit sont pour des rations de 24h
@loic543 жыл бұрын
@@francois-louislegland2880 C'est sûr, leurs rations il y a que du chimique à l'intérieur 😂
@M-I-LK5 жыл бұрын
Mom: Stop playing with your food! ASMRSurge: But Moooom, Im making ASMR...
@allangaming95345 жыл бұрын
You're a genius 😁
@raya205997 жыл бұрын
No one's gonna mention that sugar brand at 17:12 called Daddy 😂 The brand name ruined the seriousness of the whole thing lol
@mononikki7 жыл бұрын
HandsOutStars holy shit i thought i was the only one who noticed 😂😂 i was laughing so fucking hard
@UnlimitedRakuen7 жыл бұрын
One of the most known sugar brand in France !
@Gretix5007 жыл бұрын
"Happy package"
@12morganna7 жыл бұрын
It's because daddy is cool (take a look at the advertisement on the product you may laugh for a while) I really like this kind of video where you present Ration food of differents army around the world, it is soooo relaxing 😍
@12morganna7 жыл бұрын
Gretix500 bonne humeur is more happy mood than happy package 😉
@theVHSvlog7 жыл бұрын
I'm blasting this on a 5.1 surround sound speaker system with 4 subwoofers. My neighbors aren't smiling either.
@tokahontas99906 жыл бұрын
theVHSvlog bruh why lmfao
@michael3345 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but ok
@sethh88925 жыл бұрын
Then its not a 5.1, its a 5.4 fucktard. The first number is the amount of mid-range/ tweeters, and the .X is the number of subwoofers. And no you don't have 4 subs on a 5.1 receiver. You would not be pushing enough wattage to even think about powering four subs, nor would you even understand the basics of Ohm's law. Please go lie somewhere else
@sethh88925 жыл бұрын
@Harrison Stott "ur so weird" makes no sense... but ok. And how is ANYONE supposed to know its a joke? Regardless of its age, which has no effect on what I said. If it ment nothing, you wouldnt respond.
@rachaellois995 жыл бұрын
Seth H Woah dude
@Annatomova75 жыл бұрын
I think France has the best MRE so far... Lots of chocolate goodies lol. But there's also more variety of food in this package as well.
@diz96064 жыл бұрын
Well there's a reason french are known for our gastronomy. I've seen a lot of comments saying that this MRE look a lot better than what some of you eat at lunch everyday at school and I'm like "what the hell do you guys eat if you even eat something in the first place ?"
@Ashton_Malott4 жыл бұрын
No I watched a video on the German mre it’s looks awesome but I have yet watched this hole video
@Ashton_Malott4 жыл бұрын
Update the French mre seems pretty good I’d say there equal
@lapeez22774 жыл бұрын
Diz our school once served like 3 month passed choco milk. Had jelly-like clumps in it. Yum!
@MoonCheese194 жыл бұрын
@@lapeez2277 I gave up on eating the school food and just packed my own lunch :'D
@cloudjinxed24167 жыл бұрын
French MR's sure are fancy compared to the U.S. Army ones.
@Zhest-yu8rw7 жыл бұрын
You're godamn right
@refract84917 жыл бұрын
US MRE: Just a heated meal and some crackers French MRE: Three course meal with energy bars and tuna
@ArchonCommando7 жыл бұрын
I think the worst thing about the US one is the presentation. I don't think the actual food on offer is that bad but i would think that it would be beneficial to moral to package it in something a little nicer than just shades of brown plastic. I mean this almost looks more condensed and is of course stackable unlike those plastic bags and it also looks more like something you'd have while camping and not in a trench somewhere.
@cloudjinxed24167 жыл бұрын
Army has a saying "Eat it now, taste it later." We never had a lot of time for nice little meals out in the middle of nowhere, but it sure would have been cute to sit around a table made out of a box without a tiny little meals all dished out, lol. I still crave an MRE every now and then. The blueberry cobbler dessert was on point!
@sennenbesson79857 жыл бұрын
Design By Cloud yes we have fancy mre but with more sponsor's product(I dont understand why)
@CrazoRex7 жыл бұрын
Ahah ça fait plaisir de voir des écritures en français dans une vidéo américaine
@anais.dryyms14177 жыл бұрын
LeMrCrazy grave
@guillaumepinson97817 жыл бұрын
LeMrCrazy asmr surge est pas américain, il est allemand (presque sur)
@CrazoRex7 жыл бұрын
Guillaume Pinson ah d'accord, il est étranger en tous cas ahah
@pizzarand7 жыл бұрын
He is polish, not german.
@kheylaxationasmr83777 жыл бұрын
il est Polonais les gars
@julien65277 жыл бұрын
Pour une fois qu'il y a une vidéo où je comprend tout ^^
@anais.dryyms14177 жыл бұрын
Julien pareil😂
@shoot-again7 жыл бұрын
Julien t a apris aussi la langue des signes lol
@Sayrix6 жыл бұрын
Moi,aussi
@MABFR016 жыл бұрын
@NubyPro shut the hell up fucker, not everyone can speak English fluently. It's actually pretty rare in France from what I've seen so far..
@diz96064 жыл бұрын
This MRE has now hit it's expiration date 2 month ago.
@Uniformtree0004 жыл бұрын
Nah, _do you have ANY idea how much preservatives they pack into those things ? Those can last for years_
@wonderable4 жыл бұрын
@@Uniformtree000 it was posted 3 years ago...and it said when it expires
@ebell19607 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how long I've been looking for MRE ASMR this is amazing
@faye10847 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of amazed by the variety of things in just one box of this! Thanks for the upload, it's always clear you put a lot of effort into the film and sound quality. :)
@pierre68887 жыл бұрын
I am french sorry for my bad english. Thats nice to you to do ASMR with french food. I never saw english ASMR with french food or other. I write you because I love my country and I think you like France. Merci
@yann95036 жыл бұрын
La chaîne à Pierro ok very bad english 😂😂😭😭
@ariandel89176 жыл бұрын
La chaîne à Pierro eNgLiSh FoR mY bAd SoRrY
@swiftfishin56805 жыл бұрын
Love the country the sights and the food. do not like the fucking people.
@leonorex94495 жыл бұрын
Swift Fishin Hey , French peoples are cool :c
@garwex29615 жыл бұрын
@@swiftfishin5680 I think you met bad people, but you have to know that there are nice people everywhere, at the US, like in France, or, idk, brasil
@soon-kyupark80477 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a "nice hiss" when he opened the can, but I remembered this channel is AMSRsurge, lol I want a collab between him and Steve1989MREinfo
@barath45456 жыл бұрын
Let's get that idea out on to a tray! Nice!
@IGedeManue6 жыл бұрын
Actually they are just the same person
@ehoh27236 жыл бұрын
Soon-kyu Park Namjoon
@KingofGermanic6 жыл бұрын
"let's just get this on a tray" "nice"
@HardcoreHalo6 жыл бұрын
Soon-kyu Park, haha I love that guy he makes good MRE videos. And he always said that there a "Heavenly tatse" 😂
@stevenvasquez58627 жыл бұрын
wow this MRE is better than our U.S. ones
@cheemsdoge7 жыл бұрын
Steven Vasquez I like the U.S. MRE's plastic packet.
@pizzaalananas7 жыл бұрын
French have good mre
@pizzaalananas7 жыл бұрын
Steven Vasquez And my english is very bad 😂
@carlweathers57147 жыл бұрын
No.
@Sora-xl5ti7 жыл бұрын
Steven Vasquez the French do love good cuisine.
@CorsairCat7 жыл бұрын
The sounds of the fire and the wind at the end were amazing. I loved it.
@agathe77087 жыл бұрын
descriptions are golden, as always
@stalememe14507 жыл бұрын
the sugar packet brand is "Daddy"
@fizhure82497 жыл бұрын
sugar daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@atlas47657 жыл бұрын
Fizhure holy shit no
@atlas47657 жыл бұрын
Fizhure just no
@STMBeats7 жыл бұрын
What's the problem with "Daddy"? I'm French and in France it's the most famous sugar 🙄😂
@jawwer007 жыл бұрын
MARLON S. Musics association with the phrase "sugar daddy"
@igorlaskowski93147 жыл бұрын
"I love sound of burning magnesium at midnight"
@thisisloltv7 жыл бұрын
you never realize how good something sounds until you hear it in an asmr video
@Ghost32107 жыл бұрын
By far the best MRE of all presented so far on this channel. Makes me wonder how UK and German MRE will look like.
@diz96066 жыл бұрын
I just realised that this MRE is technically still edible, 2 years after... (it says best before 19 January 2020)
@lunara85773 жыл бұрын
I watch this in 2021 and i was so confused when i saw the expired date then i realized it's a 3 years old video lol
@maniac52807 жыл бұрын
Description is on point as always
@philseyelash5697 жыл бұрын
Are you also a writer or something? Every description is a masterpiece.💖 Also... I'm super hungry now.
@Space_Potat6 жыл бұрын
MRE ASMR are my favorite but I can’t sleep because I’m too interested in the visual part x)
@PcktFox7 жыл бұрын
Your MRE videos are quickly becoming some of my favorites, not just on your channel but in general. Not only are they full of all kinds of tingly triggers but it's actually really interesting to see everything that comes in these different meals. I hope you keep up the series!
@1207y7 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am Korean.I am a person who has watched your video a lot. Thank you for always checking your image every day.Thanks again today.(translation of translation) 번역기돌리느라 힘들었다...
@aleensouvannavong21037 жыл бұрын
Anghad Sin sir, im gonna have to kindly ask you to go fuck yourself.
@ray-ray51637 жыл бұрын
Anghad Sin I laughed but you're still a numpty. just an funny numpty.
@1207y7 жыл бұрын
Anghad Sin ..?
@1207y7 жыл бұрын
😢
@1207y7 жыл бұрын
I'm a Korean, so I don't know what you mean.😔😭
@gring61016 жыл бұрын
DEEZ *B I S C U I T S D E C A M P A G N E*
@imperii43255 жыл бұрын
x)
@pyoccho56885 жыл бұрын
XD bruhhhhh
@jade-san3627 жыл бұрын
Yay early cant wait im sure this video is great 😊😊😊 Edit: Description is worth a million lol I love it
@jade-san3627 жыл бұрын
TheLight hello
@erikrudaks13687 жыл бұрын
hello
@alejandrorios67818 ай бұрын
El mejor video ASMR que vi hasta ahora me re tranquiliza muy bueno tus vídeos
@DreadlyKnight5 жыл бұрын
Best MRE I’ve seen so far tbh
@libbslobbstayt70815 жыл бұрын
Not for me plust i saw this chanel and thought it was a supper tall grandpa doing asmrs bc u n3ver hear him breath bug its pretty good tbh w u
@libbslobbstayt70815 жыл бұрын
But*
@DreadlyKnight5 жыл бұрын
Ashlyn bree xox I love them they’re so satisfying :$
@catzybluphish10587 жыл бұрын
That's one heckin' good camera.
@HannosWelt7 жыл бұрын
the autofocus is just amazing
@plasmaphy25126 жыл бұрын
Aksu say that one more time and I will need to show you what sharpness V looks like
@vievitelair7 жыл бұрын
Edited this coment so the replies make no sense
@Romandy137 жыл бұрын
NITAAH VAN WINKLE Hey, at least it's peaceful there... I hope. ^-^ These MRE's make me hungry though, and I'm fasting! >-
@xPooogle5157 жыл бұрын
NITAAH VAN WINKLE Yeah yeah. Be thankful 60% of your country's revenue doesn't go to the production of military vehicles that either sit in a warehouse somewhere, get gifted to backwater local police stations like hand-me-downs or get sold to Saudis for them to use
@kevin-ct7uh7 жыл бұрын
NITAAH VAN WINKLE That's an extremely good thing. Don't complain about it lol
@loueneu7 жыл бұрын
Dat moment ur Swiss and don't realize that your country being neutral doesn't mean it doesn't have an army. Sounds like something you should know. Anyway, the Swiss compulsory military service being one of the longest in western Europe, I reckon your country must have found a way to feed the troops when they are -wandering- training in the mountain
@vievitelair7 жыл бұрын
Peepee
@jeannewhispers63317 жыл бұрын
The best sound quality ever! Great equipment and amazing videos. Love all of them.
@sperold2527 жыл бұрын
I just love those MRE videos so much. It's so satisfying to watch them while they're making me feel calm and relaxed.
@sperold2527 жыл бұрын
btw do you eat all that after filming? I think it's pretty interesting to know how the different mres taste :D
@feedmediamonds72317 жыл бұрын
You have the bestttt sound quality and great sound engineering. Loved this one 😊
@adariesa7 жыл бұрын
bonjour surge
@ASMRSURGE7 жыл бұрын
bonjour mon cher
@_capu7 жыл бұрын
Bonjour vous deux
@ASMRSURGE7 жыл бұрын
Monte sur le toit prendre une bière avec moi.
@_capu7 жыл бұрын
J'arrive :D
@adariesa7 жыл бұрын
i feel left out smh
@salvadarius47397 жыл бұрын
26:00 " Oh God honey the neighbor is outside again "
@oneoffasmr79717 жыл бұрын
I love the anonymity of this channel. Anyone know any other good channels that just show the object at hand and focus on whats making the sound? Thats really what I try to do too. People who focus the camera on themselves definitely make great videos too, but its nice to mix it up.
@aphro-6 жыл бұрын
One Off ASMR japanesestuffchan or butteredSideDown
@yesterdaystomorrow55105 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but ASMR Bakery is wonderful. Suzevi is also pretty good and has a nice selection of no talking and talking (she is Korean, mind you) videos, including at least one cat purring video.
@nitroxdriverfrance75984 жыл бұрын
I am late to, but can you check out old asmr made in france video's ? Its a very good asmr channel with an inctedible quality (and i don't say this because i am french)
@Emi-ee4gw7 жыл бұрын
I love how his descriptions are more creative than most KZbin videos.
@kylekayfish10127 жыл бұрын
The canadian mre just has a couple slices of bologna and a pack of smokes. It's still better than school lunches.
@lilkovich7 жыл бұрын
17:11 did they seriously name the sugar packets "daddy"
@loulourose90687 жыл бұрын
This is a famous sugar brand in France :) yeah, i know, it's weird ...
@DeltaEpsilon77877 жыл бұрын
As they say, a catchy name is half the success for a successful company. Because furry balls plopped menacingly on the table.
@loicbenadiba94767 жыл бұрын
Loulou Rose mdr heureusement il on pas vue la pub 😓...
@loulourose90687 жыл бұрын
+J'encule ton commentaire ouais c'est sûr, ça leur aurait fait un petit choque xD
@STMBeats7 жыл бұрын
c'est quoi le problème avec le nom "Daddy"?
@SzellBertalan4 жыл бұрын
It feels weird to watch this after the best before date written on the package...
@Miinxya7 жыл бұрын
Do you eat that when you finished to record ?
@BlackWolfy921007 жыл бұрын
Fatima Lafillebizarre every wednesday at dinner, a military ration.
@사람지옥6 жыл бұрын
Ok, this channel will be my sleep ASMR
@its.red327 жыл бұрын
Man, these French MREs are significantly better than what us Americans get in ours. Just my personal opinion of course.
@DarkCybrid5 жыл бұрын
"Let's get this out on a tray . . . nice"
@beepthemeep125 жыл бұрын
Ayeee someone beat me too it
@whatshisname10887 жыл бұрын
I just woke up, ASMRSurge. Well, into tingle land I go!
@fadedassasin1237 жыл бұрын
French MRE's look more appealing to American MRE'S wtf lol.
@darylldeever6 жыл бұрын
I don't really get tingles from watching these i just get calm and sleepy
@mystify2997 жыл бұрын
Those flame sounds were amazing 🤤🤤 Good job!
@esparagus.d14117 жыл бұрын
I had French toast for breakfast today. coincidence? *"I THINK NOT"*
@jillains7 жыл бұрын
4 things to expect from every single one of your videos, Golden description Amazing visual Phenomenal sounds Beautiful hands😂 One thing tho, I struggle to stay awake till the end🌚
@Warui887 жыл бұрын
"Honey, that guy's out in the backyard trying to burn down the neighborhood again."
@johantitulaer10522 жыл бұрын
I'd join the French army just for these MRE's lol
@KrisAkaVenno7 жыл бұрын
I love your MRE videos :) Its relaxing and also interesting to watch for some reason haha
@sodoesrachael_7 жыл бұрын
That seems like so much more work than a US MRE...
@loljustice315 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that French soldiers are given sporks
@BigManAis7 жыл бұрын
Was it any good?
@ASMRSURGE7 жыл бұрын
Delicious!
@CMG3d0u4rdFR7 жыл бұрын
French cuisine, what did you expect ? ;)
@VTuber_Central7 жыл бұрын
@Pesm *clogged arteries and a heart attack?*
@CMG3d0u4rdFR7 жыл бұрын
google inc the f ? 1) it's mean for militaries who need food to fight well. 2) it's not a burger with only fat and chemical products
@davixx_69617 жыл бұрын
J'pel sui
@cherrypoundcake74157 жыл бұрын
Polish MRE: All the food you need US MRE: All the food you ever need French MRE: All the chocolate you ever need
@savvyjac7 жыл бұрын
Combining two not so well known KZbin genres is quite the experience.
@wodud227 жыл бұрын
잘 듣고 있습니다. 이 분 asmr은 참 듣기가 좋아요!!
@sashimicheetah5 жыл бұрын
"No resale." Ha, that never works.
@sophieo.45277 жыл бұрын
I swear, these videos have such high quality, I'm amazed Surge doesn't have 1M subs.
@PetitSucreBlau7 жыл бұрын
This was great. First ASMR video like this I've seen. Loved it ♥︎♥︎♥︎
you laways taking the ASMR videos to a onother level ,love you man ,and love ur videos
@stgrimmddg29306 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think I would pay for a full video of those cooking sounds
@Giulia-ux7iu7 жыл бұрын
I love ASMRsurge😍😍
@darkcassoulet10417 жыл бұрын
oui tu a aparament 8ans avec ton image de licorn #natoo
@evanm73287 жыл бұрын
Hadrien Courbet Peraldi, je crois que tu dois aussi être petit, tu ne sais pas écrire "licorne" !
@binetluc1587 жыл бұрын
Ni "apparemment " d'ailleurs
@cocokbb7 жыл бұрын
Hadrien Courbet Peraldi Ni "as" lorsque c'est à la 2personnes du singulier
@lewis50997 жыл бұрын
Giuly 2006 who doesnt
@Anonyme-jv2pl7 жыл бұрын
Du français insomniaque par ici ?
@gaia97426 жыл бұрын
Gobelin_ Prod présente 🤚
@allangaming95345 жыл бұрын
Bienvenue au club des insomniaques
@mailys92335 жыл бұрын
Yep^^
@zakarov20685 жыл бұрын
bah moié jsui qc mais oui insomniaque
@niklas85235 жыл бұрын
Sir_ D&cavish sorry I don‘t speak conquered *smiling to myself, I always wanted to say that*
@sweettea42997 жыл бұрын
What makes me angry is that you didn't eat the food, what?
@Oudri1257 жыл бұрын
Apple yuki He ate it, just not on camera because that's fucking weird lol.
@rachelpurity17 жыл бұрын
20:13 you just made the strongest lemonade mankind has ever seen.
@bedtimerat7 жыл бұрын
The sounds of the outdoors and the fire is really nice ;;;
@grenaanlesaint93187 жыл бұрын
A NOS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE ! LE MOMENT DE BOUFFER EST ARRIVE !
@gdu50366 жыл бұрын
MANGER
@roidetesreves22985 жыл бұрын
Commence!
@garwex29615 жыл бұрын
mange fils
@grumpyass82715 жыл бұрын
This video bring me a lot of memories ☺️My dad is a soldier in france and i remember when he was bringing home some of those box, and my brothers and i where always fighting to get to open a box. I was always stilling the chocolate bar, the biscuit, the powdered energy drink and the lasagna. The lasagna were like a rare diamond, it was so goooooood. But The last time a eat one i was so deceived, it wasn't good at all 😅 😂
@frenchpower1935 жыл бұрын
Ça me donne presque envie d’aller faire la guerre ;)
@traceyrossmann29897 жыл бұрын
I love the mre videos! It is really interesting to see the vastly differing amounts of food in each different country's mre. I wonder why that is..
@snowdr0ps_7 жыл бұрын
"..smiling to my neighbour.." just imagined that and now I'm laughing too much 😂😂
@DJSlipstream15 жыл бұрын
The focus capabilities on the camera get far less credit than deserved.