ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant (valley girl accent)

Inspired by these wonderful videos from Infinitely and Amy Kay!
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[@kellyv6075]

"If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas" I never knew how much I wanted this validation

[@kaishenanigans833]

Same lmao

[@skylynnshawgo4574]

Painfully Accurate- also the fact she had to keep stressing how much you would be that specific character

[@scity3301]

Self worth habit i watched it lol legolas 😂👌 fractions dont understand you part 😅👌🤣

[@sophieh1862]

me, a legolas stan: *fuck yes*

[@jem_theelf]

Same I looove Legolas

[@misslewded3061]

My teacher:” why didn’t you do the homework” Me: “fractions are toxic they have no place in my life”

[@emis205]

Speak your truth

[@cherryccoladragon7611]

Preach 👏🙌 we must spread the word

[@Erinn394]

Omg i was reading this well she said it omg lol

[@LionsGate7777]

👁👄👁 yassin queen

[@theheadanglesdaughter1593]

FRACTIONS ARE SATAN

[@shanicepayne3493]

I knew she was superior when she said she’d put sprinklers up in the trees to mimic rain ... the most elite assistant

[@Tabbz8645]

What's most impressive is they are on a night setting.

[@TomPMelanson]

My assistant would also make sure it had a recycling system installed. Because like, water is so important you know?

[@HK-bl5uf]

At first I read ‘sprinkles’ and was so confused 😂💀

[@emptyasmrman]

I read this as Sprinkles, so I just imagined her sitting in the tree throwing them at the windows until she said it in the video and just went "You know that makes much more sense".

[@AngelXDTaty2]

@@HK-bl5uf Me too!

[@JH-ur7zb]

note to self: become rich enough to make this roleplay a reality

[@MeghaThakkar1234]

same^^

[@lemon_m0uth367]

Mad facts, also love your Nezuko pfp

[@RenkinDragmire]

Yes, but not as picky.

[@AM-bq9fp]

@@Suzume175 Yeah, same. Like, I want to do well in life but I don't want to be demanding or picky like this.

[@hi6575]

This sounds cool but I wouldn’t be this picky

[@elliel.5915]

Valley girl: It's okay if you don't know what a fraction is Me, a math major: **wipes away tears and nods vigorously**

[@raweggs4925]

Ellie Em Fractions are *toxic*

[@vir9857]

😭

[@metamarfasis]

Ellie Em omg yess😂😂😂

[@DhahKhari]

Why could i imagine you as Pannacotta Fugo-

[@leredrasscul]

but u need the field of fractions for gauss's lemma.

[@toni.auf.youtube]

i love how valley girl went from 'booked out until 2024' to 'i will literally make it rain for you, princess'

[@leanne7680]

toneydoesntcare i think this is a different valley girl lol.

[@ramona1692]

Leanne Impossible. Two people with this much sassiness would rip the universe in half.

[@Finimellin]

@@ramona1692 underrated comment lol

[@raylast3873]

Also different clients. The first one was definitely Rachel Amber, this one is d e f i n i t e l y Victoria Chase.

[@Alexis-nh5vq]

Ray Last d e f i n i t e l y

[@heyitandrea]

i love how this kind of attitude isnt bitchy or rude-- this character is actually sweet. almost all asmr videos with this kind of sassiness are focused on the character being bitchy

[@nicolina429]

I agree! I tend to not watch the super sassy ones because for me, personally, ASMR is a way to relax and feel happy and positive.

[@Cati1022]

Rooby Roo right?? Like I like to believe I’m a nice person, I don’t want people assuming I’m a bitch just because of how I speak :(

[@verleptehenk]

Yhea what's up with that? Are the people that watch those just a bunch of masochists or something?

[@nicolina429]

@@verleptehenk 😂 I think there's definitely humor in those types of videos. Maybe that's why they're so popular

[@Marzipan1223]

Preach sis! I love her valley girl series for this very reason. :-) She knows how to make any character she creates multi-dimensional and interesting.

[@WinterMeadows3141]

"Good Morning Princess" Me, a straight guy: "That's right. I AM a princess. So are you Moon."

[@nightmarestale1051]

Love the comment 😂😂👍 You go be the pretty princess you wanna be 👍👍👍

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Be the best princess you can be 👏🏽

[@nella77]

the best princess out there if you ask me💅

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

hell yes we love a man who doesn't have toxic masculinity 👏👏

[@slayyyterstan]

you spoke nothing but facts b

[@rosemariec7562]

*"We want to maintain relatability to the public so let's definitely lie about everything"* I SCREAMED

[@tatumwidstrom5748]

RIPLEY

[@Karkatrielle]

Please don't we are trying to sleep

[@alyssam9266]

“I *know* you are all about authenticity and I love that about you” 🤧🤧

[@riley3401]

Time stamp pls 😂😂

[@rosemariec7562]

@@riley3401 24:29

[@maiakromer1747]

“It’s ok you don’t know what a fraction is” where can I get someone like this

[@threeisaparty_5944]

Get me a math teacher with that energy

[@MatthewTheMattam]

1,000th liker agrees

[@PandanaJim]

"Fractions are toxic."

[@mooncake7108]

@@threeisaparty_5944 fr

[@brodypenn]

I love that it isn't "it's okay that you're bad at adding fractions" it's just "you don't know what a fraction is."

[@Elizabeth-ig8sg]

My “assistant” looks more like a celebrity than I ever could😂

[@emmelinebriggs4641]

I mean, kim kardashian was paris hilton’s assistant...

[@hayleelacombe6363]

Kathy Palma iuiuuuuuuuuiiv

[@menosbbgirl]

Tommy The Turtle Artis ew.

[@MijoWolf]

Next roleplay: "Marrying Your Personal Assistant Because Oops You Fell In Love With Her"

[@ellie5153]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Yes! I'm excited. I need this now

[@tamalita82]

Yep

[@marikoon6481]

This made me CaCkLe 🥴

[@g6ws]

dis sum wattpad shii

[@slipskolt7300]

This girl successfully fought off a bear, a reef shark, several hitmen and a tornado just to get you lime for your water and it shows.

[@lb4965]

And she didn't even ruin her makeup doing it

[@xxxmikacookiexxx3454]

IKR

[@roseart7485]

XD omg Right?

[@jacquelinekozume4604]

this is the kind of yande re that is welcomed in society. God knows how many people would kill for this. *wink wonk*

[@kristagrym]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@zoebean3602]

did anyone else get sad when this ended? i was so ready to meet cassandra and workout with oliver and have yoga

[@acarcarazza]

zoe bean! YES. Should be the next few videos of the valley series... 👀 js

[@umxi4077]

Alessandra G. G. she should collab with other small asmrtists to role play as Oliver and Cassandra I would cry happy tears

[@whalienabi]

@Oliver Plays08/rbl this reply is very iconic

[@nerys2263]

Agreed - I would love to just live out this life in asmr every night

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

zoe bean! Its funny because i have a need to show my superiority towards all other people named oliver

[@acecola8295]

Valley Girl: *Winks* Entire Comment Section: "I LOVE YOU!"

[@emptywaterbottle4703]

We've got good reasons

[@gracelodzinski9576]

EmptyWaterBottle: mooooood

[@kcblachere152]

oooo satisfying I was your 1,000th like

[@paigestation8229]

Erin: “You would be Legoless” Me, having never seen lotr: “yes this is exactly the kind of positive energy I need. my skin is clear. my depression has lifted. my hair has grown. have a raise my dear”

[@skylermaxwell2778]

this is so underrated

[@TotallyNormal347]

@@skylermaxwell2778 yesssssssss

[@kaylav7899]

"Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped inside of them" got me ROLLING

[@NotChefCook]

Kayla V - Perfection .

[@jackrabbit5155]

What about babies? I got baby heads in there 💀

[@musicaladventure5]

And there was a cut there too, she must have died laughing. I certainly did XD

[@jezebelle137]

@@musicaladventure5 That made me laugh even harder. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

[@littlemayflower6067]

that got me giggling because my kneecaps look exactly like two ugly baby faces

[@VexenDmitri]

"Good morning, princess." Me, a 25 year old guy: *happy noises* :)

[@bunnynobody]

💀💀💀

[@ADJady]

Cute

[@starzsaturn]

ee this made me happy *happy noises* :))

[@straymontiel9816]

*Happy noises* ♡☆♡☆♡

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Bruh

[@abbywolffe4114]

_"Fractions are toxic"_ _"Fractions have no place in your life"_ Me, doing math homework: Go off sis, speak your truth

[@lark2319]

Abby Wolffe I’d wonder why you’re watching asmr while doing your math homework but I watch asmr in the afternoon sometimes so I can’t really talk

[@bubzowski3779]

Christ i misread it as fanfiction

[@kehalniis]

Laura Koskinen || Welllllll some people use ASMR to help them study .3.

[@andreajamieson6251]

Omg I thought I was the only one that did homework and listened to asmr

[@ashieloves_cupcakes5392]

YES

[@DiscoSheepOffish]

Erin: I’m thinking a mid-height pony, a smoked out bronze eye, peachy glossy lip. My bird who loves ASMR: *happy birb noises*

[@piecesofstarlight]

Birb knows what's up.

[@SuperiorKalosChampion]

Your birb do be living the good life :)

[@ClxudyWxffle]

I have curly hair and sensitive skin 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@Awhiiiii.x]

"104.5 degrees of course" Me: *sweats in celsius*

[@UrMom-il7sz]

Lmao

[@feralsapphic4272]

If you’re wondering it’s around 40 degrees celsius so

[@budgetpitiful8347]

Oh yeah, I love that radio station!

[@estherhannes2483]

My european brain is cooked

[@pabloparedes2357]

But you are freezening in Kelvin

[@theaterpsycho8885]

When she said “noise maker” my mind went to a person in the room just politely yelling until I remembered machines exist

[@marcperez8268]

Theater psycho I thought of the noisemakers you get at like New Years and college football games

[@ardenmurray9217]

I see that hidgens profile pic. Hello fellow starkid fan

[@someonelogical7555]

This is such a stupidly funny mental image thank u

[@amber6473]

"politely yelling" lmao

[@ghostcyberpunk1814]

Theater psycho how do you even politely yell lmao ?

[@ra1nnforest923]

I can't tell if she's actually being nice or just acting like that so she gets paid but still this is the nicest a person has ever been to me

[@kaijones7323]

My biggest thought was basically, if I quit, can I still afford her? And will she still want the job of managing my life of bed and brunches?

[@jasminexxxxxx]

MiracleRose you make me second guess this whole thing now

[@ra1nnforest923]

jasminetara welcome to my world I second guess EVERYTHING

[@kimberlyanneart8626]

She definitley does not get paid enough for the extent she goes to as a pa

[@jennasalmela6646]

I can't help but think how in a few years (decades?) there would be headlines about how a girl suddenly got shot into stardom and in her naivety/inexperience got wrapped up with a manipulative personal assistant that spent years pulling the strings behind her career and life. Hopefully I'm wrong on that.

[@andrewherrmann5243]

"Coconut water, unpressed, obviously 🗡️" Words cannot describe how badly I want to treat this personal assistant to a day to herself

[@RavenSutcliffe]

Is that even a thing?? Like even possible to do??

[@JoBrOsLoveeee]

valley girl: Kristen Stewert's polished peach lip with a messy smoky eye, its a great look valley girl: (is wearing The Look) :)

[@minniestagram]

I was about to comment how she was inspired by the look she showed us 🥺

[@alildaisy2180]

Aww she wanted to twin

[@boabee2608]

Me this whole time: you don’t have to do that, you don’t have to do that, oh you don’t have to do that

[@seignee]

mood

[@brown9671]

Nah, you have to do that

[@scenekween666]

Lmao

[@fancyshmancypants]

It felt like getting a first class ticket to life.

[@LatIenws]

I felt like a jerk lol 😂

[@allthatglitters374]

I'm straight obsessed with whoever this celebrity is we stan a queen who doesn't understand fractions and ghosted Timothy chat roulette

[@whalienabi]

Chat roulette I'm-

[@shay-ll4wh]

hello there AGAJSH

[@axseri]

Skittish Nitzer if I was a famous celebrity then that would be me.

[@fleurdelys6102]

timothy chatroulette i- thats it ive had it... skjjcavufubj

[@thegingerx]

lol I haven’t even watched the video yet but I _knew_ who you meant lmao

[@HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14]

me: *expects her to be really bitchy* erin: "good _morning,_ princess!" me: *[gay in 50 different languages]*

[@avaandrews3203]

Me: *bi in 100 languages*

[@hamvii_]

Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS AND PRECIOUS AT THE SAME TIME I-

[@mistyfox5174]

Lol I’m a femboy so it really made me happy when I got called princess

[@cactus_tea]

Me: [*pan and poly in every language*]

[@lesbianspacecadet]

Ikr? I think I fell in love with my assistant-

[@iambagel9681]

the legolas bit sends me EVERYTIME. the thought of asking your assistant to remind you that you would be legolas if you were in lord of the rings is such a funny concept to me

[@bellebirdy]

I want to be Sam 🥺

[@some_user9978]

I ADORE EVERY BIT

[@plainbutterfly1153]

I love your name :)

[@jem_theelf]

I did do a LOTR character personality quiz yesterday and it said I was Legolas so it pretty much confirms it 🧝🏻‍♀️❤🤘🏻

[@nessie_with_internet_access]

Help- I’ve never watched lord of the rings so I though she was saying Legoless

[@phoenixette5676]

Someone: oh it’s raining Me, an intellectual: oh the sprinklers in the trees are on

[@embeach9006]

Oh my gosh I DIED

[@perfectcuppourer5319]

Birds: oh no. posiden has forsaken us. *HONEY* grab the eggs and fly the *FUCK* away

[@confusedlemon1332]

@Perfect Cup Pourer *I CANT-*

[@natalieinthe_wild]

@@perfectcuppourer5319 I’m dying-

[@zinamavromati348]

"You don't have the souls of the dead trapped in your kneecaps~" WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO SELENA GOMEZ'S BABY FACED KNEECAPS I'M CRYING-

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@BeanSprouts02]

She liked your comment omg

[@kealoha1234]

IM DEAD

[@nobodynobody3012]

@@kealoha1234 hello

[@laddiemaster7540]

Love for Lipbalms hello

[@90swifi99]

Me : **almost asleep** Her: everyone LOVES your kneecaps Me: **dies of laughter**

[@fuckstick2203]

Me: almost asleep This comment: existing Me: now cackling

[@bethzilla44]

We’re getting more celebrity stylist attention than actual celebrities are right now

[@aimiskhan]

No joke sis 😂 I'm feeling luxurious ,fabulous & grateful about having a life that I never had after watching this.

[@kingharvick]

hey sisters! wanna drive our rolls royces to get starbucks in beverly hills and ignore paparazzis taking pictures of us?

[@maiakromer1747]

BethZ good

[@DistressedMushroom]

@@kingharvick sounds great, we just need to check out gucci on the way I just have to make sure to talk to my personal shopper about getting a new summer wardrobe

[@noahsnell2413]

IKR all the celebrities be singing trying to “help”us

[@KayleeMarie_]

Me doing math from now on: “Fractions are TOXIC.”

[@janelle009]

@Megan Rose Now that there's no school, it went from me only having to do about one page of math per day but now its 5-10 because I became a homeschooling teacher 🤣 Thankfully its first grade but holy shitsies, it's the math I was doing in 3rd grade 😅

[@NinaDeCanela]

fr girl

[@scoxocs]

This is the opposite of Quantum ASMR

[@ashieloves_cupcakes5392]

"You have no need to understand them, because they dont understand You!"

[@tonijelecevic4332]

Politics be like

[@aabatterypac3389]

The beginning implies that this assistant is just waiting in her bedroom and I’m living for it

[@solarprogeny6736]

Ikr. Just making calls while waiting by the bed

[@theaterpsycho8885]

She has her own bed in the corner to make sure everything is ok

[@camilamoll3343]

@@theaterpsycho8885 profesor hidgens

[@ampersandcastle1091]

Camila Moll kooky biology professor

[@chio3380]

@@theaterpsycho8885 why cant she sleep next to me i--

[@RangaRussian]

The way she speaks is honestly so aesthetically pleasing and soothing.

[@robinbirb]

"If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas" is definitely the best personal affirmation I've ever heard.

[@melodyacosta5939]

SAME I didn't know how much I needed to hear that, now I feel so beautiful and powerful

[@Empolo18]

As a fully bearded male I feel like more of a Gimli than a Legolas but ya know... I'm not going to argue with my assistant who calls me "Princess"

[@SlartiBartfast2469]

@@Empolo18 😂😂

[@berrycoolofyou7886]

The comedy in this video is golden I'm crying. Fractions are toxic.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Or concave octagons.

[@aswarmofcrabs]

My kneecaps are perfect, and if I were a Lord of The Rings character I'd be Legolas

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

Liz Flexer affirmations really got me thinking this lmaO

[@pixlemonade]

“Fractions are toxic” I’m making that my senior quote

[@Mariss242]

I wish I had Erin during my senior year like 7 years ago to quote.

[@Walrusman_180]

Ya know, I had one in mind but this..... is way better than mine.

[@abbiecooper3816]

Me too

[@kathyv.6586]

Don’t forget the “I don’t need them in my life”.

[@hanjo8843]

Mine is "😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞 His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍"

[@twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525]

"you have that delicious tan right now" Me, a naturally brown girl who has always hated her skin colour: Thank you :( 💓

[@sleepingArisu]

Wtf brown skin is gorgeous?? You go and rock that skin tone honey

[@jem_theelf]

I'm rather pale and I have loads of freckles, I would love to have a tan, even if it's a slight tan

[@meganmcalpine9033]

you are wonderful and beautiful you permanently have the tan everyone adores, and when people see you they can only think about how they wish they could look like you i assure you

[@adwaitab.3622]

So nice to see such positivity in this comment section 👩🏾👩🏾

[@JesusChrist-bx8ge]

Ha.

[@asteradams]

God, I’m not even 5 minutes in and like... I’ve never had anyone be this nice to me. I think I’d cry?

[@hyleenpognaire8134]

@Aleksander Gray dont forget tp drink water later to rehydrate!

[@ep8246]

Aw, you deserve to be treated nicely. At least you got to experience part of it with erin

[@kingharvick]

hey wanna cry together? its alot more fun

[@slplssgr]

@@kingharvick can I join?

[@Oliver-zn5my]

Me too

[@natalieb7485]

"It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how how times it's explained to you. Fractions have no place in your life" Thankyou Valley Girl, I needed to hear that today

[@RavenSutcliffe]

No but seriously I have dyslexia/discalculia and I've always struggled a lot with math so it was nice

[@Mar-xs3hg]

I feel seen

[@astridjaye6224]

Math is mental abuse to humans

[@jovi_al]

To whoever predicted the valley girl video in the last comments section: Are you for hire?

[@victorkeys5564]

J. Gant RIGHT?!

[@LuckyAJC]

Whoever did that is a legend

[@ElberethGilthoniel1791]

You can hire me, but I will only accept payment in cookies

[@Assassin_X-gaming]

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT

[@DrDeusExMachina]

J. Gant there will be a pandemic in 2020. (Psychic powers in reverse).

[@towlie710]

Moon: Good morning princess! Me, a 37 year old man: *blushes*

[@charchar4276]

awww

[@mourningdewey]

you ARE a princess !! live your truth , your highness !!! we love you 💙

[@Jasmine-fj6vu]

this is supposed to be putting me to sleep but i burst out laughing when she started talking about how "its okay not to understand fractions" 💀😂

[@antoniamccellist2871]

Jasmine She got me at the concave octagon 😂😂

[@rush_33]

Me too

[@VannaWhiite]

valley girls humor is great, lol.

[@kookieshoe4669]

me: **wiping away tears** IT IS OKAY!

[@uthblapanope5802]

Me, taking notes for my next D&D game: "Mhm. Screaming souls of the damned, trapped in the kneecaps. Gotcha"

[@johnstarinieri7360]

Uthblapa Nope. I had a super similar thought, imagine a lich whose Phylactery is someone’s artificial knee

[@MorrahaDesigns]

You're gonna post highlights for that campaign right?

[@cheesecakenbeans6948]

"I think her outfit is so chic." I legitimately thought she was gonna say "fetch"- I've watched Mean Girls too many times this week.

[@rainn7517]

*GRETCHEN! STOP TRYING TOO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN. ITS NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN."

[@mattl5727]

I ironically use the word fetch in my everyday vocabulary. send help

[@plcatalano]

LOL

[@harpa9735]

“You are so beautiful today babe” me lying in bed with an eye infection: *thanks*

[@whalienabi]

I hope you get well soon!! ❤️❤️

[@luvsmr1750]

I FARTED LMAO

[@kiIIann]

luvsmr LMAO IS THAT NORMAL 😭

[@harpa9735]

luvsmr LMAO IM WEEZING

[@alternativegreeting3637]

my brethren. i, too, have the joys of an eye infection

[@MapleViking]

Goodnight: “it’s okay you don’t know what a fraction is, no matter how many times it’s explained to you” My dumbass with ADHD: *sNIFFS* “T-thANK-😭👉👈”

[@cosmetanoia5018]

Bruh i have adhd too and math, arts and science are like my only strongsuits 👁👄👁

[@hellowiththepudding8486]

Vixerel you’re lucky, my adhd doesn’t kill me in every subject except the important ones Science, math, sometimes social study’s and paying attention

[@caom3i]

when you actually have ADHD-

[@madelineguidry7275]

Chemistry. Chemistry is my arch nemesis.

[@Oliver-zn5my]

I love your name

[@StainedOceanBlue]

The valley girl is literally my FAV character, and I can't explain why. I think it's the background stories you give her lol

[@Ylbris]

I’m OBSESSED with the whispers at 6:37-6:54. I keep trying to find a full video with whispers like that and it’s driving me crazy that I cannot. 😭😭

[@dianafossi1295]

It reminds me of inaudible whispers videos💕

[@jonrios1389]

Try “mads asmr” she does whispers kinda like that

[@badylaoo1231]

Maybe Atmosphere she's good i recommend

[@klaudiakolarska3836]

Mads asmr my dear

[@rileyrose16]

i know it's been years it kind of reminds me of whispering willow asmr's clicky whispers?

[@ThoseTrickyThings]

Valley Girl: I swear you look prettier every time I see you Me: N O U

[@alatusvt]

nou

[@noice4648]

NOU

[@dururururu1904]

UNO reverse card.

[@disboi7783]

@@dururururu1904 ONU

[@reggaepotato7643]

🔄

[@lampposttae956]

“But does Bathers have a bike-seat jawline? I don’t think so...“ THAT SENT ME

[@girlbosswesker]

Valley Girl: Watermelon and coconut water, obviously. Me, who despises watermelon and coconut water: *YES, MHM. MY FAVOURITE. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.*

[@subscribetopewdiepie5259]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@DRIZZT627]

You gotta blend the coconut water with the watermelon! it's so horrible.

[@ambercaulfield2909]

Honey, who hates watermelon?! 🥺 ya nasty, and you need Jesus! 😂

[@PBandJuliana]

Same. I hate coconut and my body rejects watermelon

[@subscribetopewdiepie5259]

@@PBandJuliana when you get rejected you need to be persistent and keep going

[@audrey1690]

I love this comments section. Part of it is my fellow thirsty bi girls, another part consists of nerds screaming about Legolas (again, can relate), and the other part is dudes fighting toxic masculinity in the cutest way ever. And honestly mad respect to all 3 parties.

[@fiaaafifi]

ur adorable omg

[@audrey1690]

@@fiaaafifi aw ty haha

[@LexPlautia]

I love this comment, so underrated!

[@davidbowiestoes]

and sapphic panic noises

[@toeragtoerag]

IS UR PFP BASIL OFJDJDHD

[@theojones7078]

The valley girl could ruin my life and i would thank her.

[@furiousfuryan]

My dream is to get killed by valley girl, then be revived and killed again by Angelica.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

@@furiousfuryan Only if Angelica is doing one of her sassy nun characters.

[@scrungly]

i want valley girl to step on me

[@juicedaone1153]

You right

[@eduardoleite6917]

SIMPS BEGONE

[@hannahcawley6822]

Valley girl makes her return!! Her spicy sass soothes my soul

[@gracelodzinski9576]

Hannah Cawley: mood

[@zacharybartz7453]

“Three candles, already burning” I’m already dead

[@miriamquintanavargas1356]

***VANILLA bean scented*** 😉😘

[@melissaalva703]

As someone who has struggled with asking for what I want and being a people pleaser all my life, this video is just like a soothing balm to my soul. There is no judgment to what ever ridiculous "request" famous me makes and all my Ideas are brilliant according to my assistant. It's like free therapy. Now go add exactly five feathers to each of my pillows!

[@maycanteven3674]

Scandal : Rising celebrity allegedly dating their personal assistant-

[@ArthurPencilDragon]

Did you mean: Tony Stark ?

[@redisred5]

ok but like whats wrong with that

[@UrsusDerpus]

@@redisred5 Well, it's not good for an employer to date employees because what if the employer is threatening to fire them or otherwise exploiting their position of power to coerce the employee? It means the employee may not be giving their full consent in a relationship with their boss. That said, if Valley Girl was my PA, I'm not the one with the power

[@LordVader1094]

@@redisred5 Employers aren't supposed to date employees, generally. Not that it stops it from happening, of course.

[@dianafossi1295]

LOL

[@hercreation]

never had i thought that i’d be falling asleep to a woman whispering “u are Legolas”, “Fractions are toxic” and “u have the worlds best kneecaps” in my ear. Edit: lol cool 1k likes, never gotten so many likes, ignore this I’m just surprised :P

[@tpn-itsjustme3099]

Get thú comment 20 more likes

[@TheLeaf424]

If someone whispered that in my ear I'd fall for them

[@memememe-ew9nr]

I wanna be legolas lol

[@kyedae9066]

Me: *laughs in 62k likes*

[@hercreation]

English Stories *blows raspberries*

[@cadypoorman500]

For whatever reason, these “Valley Girl” videos are giving more actual ASMR tingles than any other videos on KZbin. I am so happy to see a new one, I watched the last one like 300 times!!!

[@crazzycatlady28]

Same

[@LovesDarkBlue]

My sexuality is Erin saying, “Good morning, princess.”

[@bethawesome2900]

That and how she says 'Babes'

[@RavenSutcliffe]

I'm nb and the way Erin says "princess" is a whole gender tbh. What are you? A princess 😌

[@zmarvelous]

Was anyone else a little guilty while watching this? I'm like "It's okay if the temp was two degrees too cold last night I'm sorry"

[@tir3d_al1za]

EXACTLY !! i’m like so the white tulips are fine don’t worry about it

[@sketchyd6521]

Y e s

[@amberh7171]

I felt super guilty when she mentioned the strawberries 😅

[@misawesome]

I kept saying "oh you can let me do that" like every second 🤣

[@jem_theelf]

I was like 'Nah, don't worry about the temp, I'll just put a jumper on'

[@AquilaBirdy]

Small brain: the girl in this video is the same as in the celebrity stylist video Galaxy brain: this girl is the celebrity stylist girl's klepto ex

[@HannyGirl812]

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD you've done it, you've cracked the case

[@addictedtoasmr75]

Your mind >

[@solarcowgirl]

Bruh omfg

[@straystars801]

big brain moment

[@alicemallorythomas]

Zoraine 🤣🤣🤣

[@Eviewhatttt]

oh so no one is gonna mention how this celebrity likes her strawberrys all seeds removed but one just me ok

[@belxweg]

I know I was like you need the seeds!!!! 😂😂

[@ryleemorgan9620]

Don’t forget the bagel cut into a concave octagon!!

[@jacquelinesanchez8792]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@somedude2278]

I was the 665th like. I wish someone liked it before me, that would’ve been great

[@gayfrogieboii1015]

I was like dang she would do that!

[@glitcher654]

"Let's just gets that sleeping mask off you" Me, a person who actually sleeps with a sleeping mask: *Very happy noises*

[@elysiaherscherrofhuman2508]

I love that pfp and name

[@glitcher654]

@@elysiaherscherrofhuman2508 thank you

[@Jam_141]

Me and you both todorini

[@newchapterasmr]

Is this how the Kardashians live?

[@tambi4852]

Nah, they yell "MATTHEW, MY CHAMPAGNE"

[@yourpalyntalyn7400]

Yes but also no, because there’s a lot more drama.

[@oliviasteedley3030]

Probably😁

[@somedude2278]

Yes, but with more plastic than the ocean

[@newchapterasmr]

@@somedude2278 Lmao

[@SpicyPepperon]

Give this woman an academy award for playing the most convincing LA valley girl ever

[@denzelpilar2748]

"Good morning princess" Me, a guy: Yes me. A fine female specimen.

[@Elizabeth-ig8sg]

Lmao

[@herrspeck5633]

Me, a guy: why am i blushing

[@claremiller9979]

That's because princess is a state of mind 👑

[@gabor6259]

Not specimen. Speciwomen. Ba dum tsss.

[@neogothkilljoy]

Yes. Yes I am a princess. Prettiest effing princess you've ever seen. Indulge me about my princess qualities. Love meeeeee lolol

[@koolkid3090]

“Does blathers have a bike-seat jawline” you got me there

[@thpass]

"you would be Legolesssss." "Your kneecaps don't look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped in them" "5000 thread count, I think they broke physics to make them." funnier than anything I've watched lately. You should make this a recurring character Erin. she is golden!

[@Amelia-Siewarga]

Ah........... the thing is it is a recurring character. She has like, a million valley girl roleplays. It is funny though

[@chickenfoot2423]

Amelia The UwU no it isnt tho lmao..the normal valley girl stylist is definitely not this girl

[@dickottel]

@@Amelia-Siewarga I only know about 4 😂

[@sukidakara4326]

The Legolas Part killed me ngl

[@Amelia-Siewarga]

Yeah, but I don’t mean that she literally has 1 million roleplays, I mean she has a lot

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

"Your delicious tan" Me: [looks at my ceramic-white skin that's almost translucent from never going outside] Huh.

[@hirim.]

i feel that 😔

[@jaywasnthere]

Same 💀💀

[@addison5940]

i look like i got painted with white acrylic paint

[@holocoffin]

Same

[@Indieglade]

@Bunny boy i- how... would you do that💀

[@thenatfish]

Obviously the character and humour are amazing, but I feel like all the clever ASMR triggers incorporated so naturally are so under appreciated in this video! The work that’s gone into this to make it so natural and yet so full of unforced triggers and trigger words! Incredible! Thank you!

[@Quantum36911]

So well said, so true!

[@stephaniemurray0521]

The “knee caps” part really hit home for me, as my mother told me my knees were ugly when I was 12. So thank you for helping me to correct that insecurity 😂

[@lemnlyme]

me: expects a sassy rude valley girl erin: “good morning princess~” me: well guess i’m gay now

[@existentialcr1s1s48]

Bish I have been g a y lmao

[@theantisocialone1431]

Look at my name SAME AHHHHHHHHH

[@cinnamoroll_luvr]

THIS IS NOT FUNNYY

[@venusday3567]

THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

[@ra1nnforest923]

You have no idea how many youtubers have made me wonder if I'm straight or not

[@sophiavonbauer6852]

I would be a horrible celebrity because I’d always feel like I’m inconveniencing people by asking for stuff..

[@alexlavoie6856]

Okay but me. I am so self-deprecating I wouldn't be able to be popular at all without apologizing for everything😂

[@urgh9822]

I felt this comment bone deep 😭🤣

[@abbyrobles2400]

Me too, I’d just be constantly refusing to have people do things for me cause it’s just not how I was brought up

[@Fr00stee]

Abby i mean if you are paying them to do it then there is a difference

[@joellelaa]

Anxious Unknown right! Bro people run into me and I say sorry, like i am so sorry that i was an inconvenience to u lmaoo

[@high-levelsimp2379]

“It’s okay you don’t know what a fraction is.” I feel so validated.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

You're not alone!

[@claree.5407]

My entire life I have needed someone to tell me this. XD

[@Theo-hy9xh]

I feel like our valley girl is secretly hiding a phd and a masters and is extremely intelligent.

[@iluvvclothes]

i feel like im a rich girl in every early 2000s movie

[@mallorygunnell5027]

Yaaaassss

[@khloieh9330]

like cher from clueless

[@nightmarechica2292]

Ik right

[@savannahmitchell1119]

Elianna parker12 mhm

[@michaelterrell5061]

God I miss those days

[@jarrodschulz9611]

The one dislike is 100% Peter because he isn’t here for our decimal superiority and single seeded strawberry energy.

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

u mean smeeter

[@Tsukaiyo]

The other is Brittney, that smoothie drinking fridge thief!

[@missmaka.]

Who is Peter.... kinda new to this channel and all the comments are about him 😂

[@tcrmoving]

He is a character of hers, he features in her 'all hallows eve' video!

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

@@missmaka. He also gets mentioned in Mrs. Pippetwhistle's Mossdrop Tea Shop, and probably other videos in that series that I'm forgetting about lol

[@hoktril2442]

The affirmations were oddly validating. I am in fact insecure about my math abilities and my kneecaps. I am also very in love with you

[@themonecollective]

LmAo that escalated quickly 😂😂

[@91yz]

My man is simp'n

[@thehyliansheep5604]

SAME 💀

[@arielsparkz3159]

The fact that I relate to this is not startling for me

[@RavenSutcliffe]

I have dyscalculia and knock knees so yup

[@DiscoSheepOffish]

6:35 - 6:54 is absolute gold. A whole video of that would literally make me cry with joy

[@TheReversJeans]

Did anyone else catch the nightmare thing? She asked if we had no nightmares this time, implying that those are a regular thing. That just makes her character so much more loving and caring, establishing that we actually trust her enough to tell her about our nightmares and that she is concerned for us.

[@Safadoodles]

I would rather date Valley Girl than Chalamet and that’s on period

[@liamgallagher9939]

I could only dream of the day when I’d have to choose between valley girl and timothee 🥺🥺

[@Eliteerin]

Seconded

[@nobodynobody3012]

Wot m8 , wait I agree a lil bit

[@anastasiapedersen1]

Absolutely

[@bunby]

lmao nah

[@Frozenkoldfury]

Valley Girl: "Good Morning Princess!" Me, a 6'4" Bearded Bloke from Scotland: "And to you!"

[@picklejuice6699]

Marvellous Chester omg Scorland I love that place

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@@picklejuice6699 Oop, typo. Thanks for bringing that to my attention

[@sexykitty2012]

Ive always wanted to visit Scotland. Also I'm 6'0.

[@Empolo18]

I always wonder if Erin considers this group of her demographic who genuinely enjoys the roleplays but then are completely confused because... Large burly bearded men.

[@picklejuice6699]

Marvellous Chester , Ahaha yeah, just poking fun 😁👍

[@Angels-3xist]

She is one of the most intelligent and impressive creators ever to have graced this form. It's always nice to have inspiring people doing inspiring things.

[@ivieillustrations3654]

the type of girl that says things like “kisses” at the end of phone calls, is the type of girl i aspire to be with.

[@mugdha5272]

0:43

[@giemogi]

I giggled at the fact that this says "to be with" 🥺

[@ivieillustrations3654]

mugdha gogula :3 it’s so good

[@ivieillustrations3654]

Gi ta yes this is a very gay comment section

[@emis205]

I only say kisses when I'm talking to my grandma or grandpa because they're the only ones who deserve my love

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

1:06 Erin: "Good morning, princess." Me, a dude: "Yes, I am a princess."

[@werdnarellim]

Matt Watson? From SuperMega?

[@gabrielvanhelsing9281]

Hah, Gayyy

[@creed156]

yes. yes you are

[@analogicparadox]

*I'm the cutest princess.*

[@WitchyKnight]

I was going to make the same damn comment haha!

[@andreasantos1611]

everyone is talking about the fractions but when she said she was going to put sprinklers out my window I DIED

[@Oliver-zn5my]

Andrea Santos also when she was saying I had beautiful knee caps

[@UrMom-il7sz]

We Stan a queen who will put sprinklers in the trees for us

[@liamaximoff]

New video She did it.

[@spacexbrawler]

This is probably one of the best ASMR videos created ever. The story is so interesting I've watched this so many times and I always pick up new things. I also love how competent she is. Please keep doing this character!

[@markhre7023]

“Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned” -Valley Girl, 2020

[@Grace-s]

your profile pic is very. . .interesting

[@Faustxoxo_]

@@Grace-s interesting? More like awesome-

[@squidiinky]

erin: * valley girl * the comments: * in love and gay *

[@lilygrace2537]

What can I say, we love Erin's valley girl 💞💞

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

reagan o. I am a trap pale boy so people have called me princess before

[@squidiinky]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 nice?

[@gibberishkinq5408]

People being kinda creepy thou

[@JamieWillmott108]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 cool I guess?

[@ellz._.4749]

“Does Blathers have a bike-seat jawline? I don’t think so!” let me tell you.. that SENT ME!!

[@MorrahaDesigns]

What IS a bike seat jawline? Is that actually a thing or is Erin just that fantastically silly?

[@Atzy]

@@MorrahaDesigns Its a joking term for someone with a very sharp jawline and narrow chin.

[@MorrahaDesigns]

@@Atzy ah ok, thanks!

[@marissaperez9141]

Morgana V it’s people with a sharp chin if u need reference look at these twin yt called the Dolan twins

[@PBandCeli]

Elliot ._. I KNOW RIGHT. That line is absolute gold

[@alysa...]

“your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned inside of them” i- i didn’t realize how much i needed to appreciate my kneecaps till now

[@Schlopytoppy]

Me a masculine dude "Good morning princess" Yes I am the prettiest princess

[@ashieloves_cupcakes5392]

Yes. You are the most beautiful princess in all the lands.

[@aprettygothichick]

I laughed so loud I woke my cat

[@maryupoppin]

Yes. Always 😂

[@theaterpsycho8885]

Damn right you are

[@emis205]

Toxic masculinity? Who is she? I don't know her

[@blueisasomedancer]

I love how many people called this based on her acrylic nails. I love her and her valley girl voice soooo much.

[@irenedelia4709]

Yes..though I noticed she doesn't have the same acrylic nails...if I'm not mistaken

[@bandotherando]

This is somehow genius satire. Only ASMRtist with such diverse genres.

[@MsBabbi]

Welll... Angelica is quite diverse

[@Poroner]

>Only one Quite far from it. When she actually makes roleplays she is great but there's much more "diverse" content on a lot of other asmr channels.

[@ngtvdlctcs4961]

Is she genius? Or are you stupid? Odds are you're more stupid than she is genius.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Ephemeral rift

[@degenerate2281]

@@ngtvdlctcs4961 Damn, someone certainly isn't relaxed

[@troutdoors2584]

Her: good morning princess Me, teenage male: *happiness noises*

[@natvanlee.2468]

Is it just me or do I really want a part 2 after everything happened throughout the day and she is helping you relax as you try and fall asleep and goes over what drama happened after wards.

[@acarcarazza]

Toxin s YES gimme pls

[@starlightbright]

YESSSS